"It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves."

@seronymus

2 жыл бұрын

That's the joke

@mindriot91_96

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite quotes in the whole series.

@dchil15

2 жыл бұрын

It's not in some jurisdictions. To the point that police will refuse to respond to calls of "suicidal persons"

"Take em away, boys!" "Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake 'em away, toys!" "What'd you say chief?" "Eh, do what the kid said"

I love how he fits so good with homer because they are equally dumb xD

@changvasejarik62

Ай бұрын

For as much of a pain as they can be. The simpsons and wiggums have great chemistry.

“I’m directly under the Earth’s sun…nnnnooow.” One of the best lines ever. 😂😂

"There are ghost cars all over these highways you know."

@EyeofKoruption

3 жыл бұрын

hold me

@samuraipanda851

3 жыл бұрын

@@EyeofKoruption only if you hold me.

@rturae

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuraipanda851 😬😬

Easily my favourite character on the Simpsons, every scene he’s in cracks me up.

@tobiasbeecher5134

3 жыл бұрын

He's also the only good parent in springfield.

@user-it8re8jv2l

9 ай бұрын

​@@tobiasbeecher5134marge

Imagine Chief Wiggum as GPS navigation voice in cars. "Starting route guidance, you are on a road, might be asphalt, oh geez, trees, shrubs, you're directly under the Earth's sun....now!" lol

@prawnking79

3 жыл бұрын

Kewl Beans l B. Mmmlmkkklkjjhhgghghj. Kpkkkkkklknjkjjjoiioo

@prawnking79

3 жыл бұрын

Kewl Beans nlnllp

@Nutsaur

2 жыл бұрын

*LOL!!!*

@Grayman831

2 жыл бұрын

Put him as next Waze

@MrFernandes85

2 жыл бұрын

I used to use this app called waze. At one point I had Shaq as my GPS Nav. That is until they didn't re-up his contract. But it was great!

"Look at me! I'm sweating like a pig here!" Brilliant

the best Chief Wiggum moment was when he was staked out in front of the Duff Brewery in a giant beer can and caught Homer for a DUI, then let the hammered Barney Gumble drive the car, where upon he knocked the Chief down the hill where he hit a tree and exploded.

@roberthaworth8991

10 ай бұрын

"Looks like we got us a couple of stewed prunes."

@doct0rnic

2 ай бұрын

Then he died

@RW77777777

Ай бұрын

he did say Wheeeeee

I don't know why, but Homer flying into the front seat after Wiggum slams on the brakes was so believable looking.

"Let em go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket!"

You forgot the best bit of Wiggum history in the movie when he was eating donuts off his gun and almost ended himself “Woah that was close!”

@skwisgarskwigelf7191

Күн бұрын

And then he continues to eat donuts off his gun 😂

"Sideshow Bob has no decency, he called me Chief Piggum!"

I loved Wiggum's Magnum P.I. parody. I would've watched a whole series of that.

Wiggum: "Release the dogs!" Lou: "Gee they look pretty mad!" Wiggum: "Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma may."

“The ol’ wiggum charm”🤣🤣🤣

"What's a truck?"

Every Chief Wiggum moment is a best moment

"yaaah where's your Messiah now, Flanders?" shame thats not in here....best Wiggum line.

When Eddie and Lou are playing basketball in the gym when the air duct collapse and Wiggum says " that's nice work boys " Simple and unbelievably funny

“Glorified crossing guard of a police chief” 😂😂😂

“Hey it’s getting cloudy.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Suspect is hatless I repeat hatless!

"He called me CHIEF PIGGUM" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ah, that's nice. *Poison Gas cloud* Hey, it's getting cloudy. *Starts coughing and passes out*

You missed the best Wiggum scene: trying to pull off Burns’ wrinkly old face.

I'm directly under the earth's sun...now. 😆

It's hard to have a favorite character on this show since almost all of them are great

I’ve forgot Chief Wiggum had black hair in the old episodes. lol Good times,

Hold me. Only if you hold me.

3:45 is my favorite, me in real life. I know where I start, and I know where my destination is but I have no clue where I am on the way there when I'm driving.

Best character ever

0:55 "PERVEEEEEERT!" (Well, that's what she eventually says... ::) )

@stevowilliams8279

4 жыл бұрын

yeah that part was a bit too loud for this video

@cesarvictoriano8072

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, *that* sounded bad...

@mikerphoneassasinhls8303

3 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

@tyvillianheartthrob1856

3 жыл бұрын

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

He bet on the other team XD

@stevowilliams8279

4 жыл бұрын

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@JamesLRPolk

3 жыл бұрын

My Bet's On The Other Team - Daffy Duck - Space Jam: A New Legacy - July 16, 2021

I love the episode where Homer is fighti g with Bart's foster dad.Wiggum is in the patrol car and the dispatcher says, "There's a report of two men fighting at the Aquarium." Wiggum: "Do they still sell those frozen bananas at the Aquarium Lou?" Lou: "I think so." Wiggum: "Let's roll!"

Ow my jugular!

“What's a truck?” That line pops into my head all the time. One of my favorite dumb little jokes from the Simpsons.

*kicks down door, then dings the doorbell* “Hello? Police! Oh if THIS isn’t the right house, I quit!”

I am surprised that the chief is knowing the clearance of the Police -Van😂

My favorite one is when wiggum pulls over homer. Chief:Where’s the fire? Homer: over there (points at police station on fire) Chief: pointing out police stupidity

Me moo ma moom

Thanks for taking the time to upload this. A much needed break from the constant podcasts and product review videos.

"drop the food, chief!"

2:35 i feel like at the time of airing this was just a parody of fast food items and yet now they do serve bite sized breakfast pancakes with dipping sauce

"I'm directly under the Earth's Sun nnnnnow" 🤣

I just love the dance that Wiggum is doing with the girl hahahha and he's so round!

Wiggum is #1 best character

More like Chief Piggum.

Mmmm engine black eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.

I like to imagine they really were directly under the Earth's Sun at the exact moment he said it

0:55 lol

Hahaha singing off key is torture! Poor dogs had enough

Clancy wiggum

@stevowilliams8279

4 жыл бұрын

clancy wiggum

@RW77777777

Ай бұрын

hey! you showed me twice

"just doin my job!"

I love how Wiggum doesn't even bat an eye to the fact that Fat Tony admits that a 10 year old made and served an alcoholic drink to a police officer lol

4:00 Random time stamp for me

@music-channel69

2 жыл бұрын

Let me add to that 0:01.

I tried one of those spices and even if you swallow it like Homer it hurts as it passes through your body. Their purpose is to make food spicy using fewer peppers so are meant to be diluted. For example, instead of putting 5 peppers in the pot, you could put 1 of those in to get the same effect

"The suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless!"

Not gonna lie this actually work one time

“Send him home to mama Boys”

2:51 "Drop The Food Chief!!!"

If Springfield's law enforcement wasn't corrupted by complete stupidity, Wiggum would lose his badge and go to jail for trying to feed Homer forbidden insanity peppers! Though tracking them down would also be a major crime in itself, and scolding the victim like that wouldn't help in his favour either!

Sometimes Chef Wiggum’s can be even dumber then Homer.

Marge: "I don't if you can out run em this are professional law men" click 😨 Wiggem "OH my god it just disappeared. It must be a ghost car.😬"

My favourite is: "Donuts! I got donuts! I got...hey, I know you!" (Snake runs him over)

Lou: let go of the food chief Wiggum: NOOOOOO!!!

Hey! I was watching that, and i was sitting there!

Jammin' 🎶

Hold me if you hold me

Childhood

Drop the fooo chief

2:56-3:11🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ATTENTION ALL UNITS, ATTENTION ALL UNITS, POISON GAS CLOUD HEADED TOWARDS... HEY, GETTING CLOUDY,*COUGHING, COUGHING,*OH BOY!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:22 "Release the dogs"!

@Devi1_Z

2 жыл бұрын

Gee, they look pretty mad.

@TerribleTommyFAN

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, I‘ve Been Starving them tasing them singing off-key...

3:19 well said

This is gonna get worse before its gonna get better

2:28 This is the first time I noticed the man in the background carrying a TV in his underwear.

My mom was a cop and likes saying that last line

NUTS

How your friends call outs in games be 3:49

I love how he cracking nuts and then shoots one of them and that part when he is saying he's location

Anyone notice his black hair at 1:29

Chief Wiggum never had a good relationship with the dogs

is it sad that i can still quote these scenes line for line?

@stevowilliams8279

3 жыл бұрын

no thats impressive

@music-channel69

2 жыл бұрын

What's sad is that you're going to be missing your 10 year anniversary by not uploading re-enactment clips of these scenes. "Joined Dec 31, 2012". If you don't want to let your channel rust when 2023 rolls around, get on with them.

He might actually be dumber than Homer.

Everyone on the Simpsons has stage 5 kidney failure. How can people laugh at this? Evil world.

2:56

What season is this scene in 2:35?

@stevowilliams8279

3 жыл бұрын

S7E1: Who Shot Mr. Burns?

@gusatdaysend321

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevowilliams8279 thank you!!

1:21

0:48 what ep and season???

He has horrible luck with K9s LOL

@music-channel69

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't help how he's starving, singing off key, and taunting them, and giving them his scent.

Lol

0:19 i loved that gag

All the dislikes you have are for incomplete jokes

PEEERVERRT! oh boy. that sounded bad

0:46

Me meh ma moeee, me moo ma meeee. 🎶

@singing off key 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:44 why.

@stevowilliams8279

3 жыл бұрын

the wagons too tall.

.......

4:10