Obama: "what's his name" Secret service and his girlfriend at the same time: "Mike"

@aaronverico1396

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Juice56acebl

3 жыл бұрын

Funny af 😂

@jessiesanchez6935

3 жыл бұрын

Yasss

@soap-pubgmobile3846

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@lucascox1360

3 жыл бұрын

And the voting machine: "Mike"

Obama: "What's his name?" M- Secret Service: We have his social security number

@onngangg3796

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@leonardkorir8007

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Arbj

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@justinford5281

4 жыл бұрын

Ha that was funny!

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

And will contact hillary with instructions to "Arkancide"...

No matter what you think of his politics it's safe to say he's by far one of the most charismatic politicians ever

@teru797

9 ай бұрын

so much better than biden

@lemonade6395

9 ай бұрын

@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip

@teru797

9 ай бұрын

@@lemonade6395 dude just about anyone is better than Biden. Trump is better than Biden at this point. Biden is literally an embarrassment.

@uhmariii

9 ай бұрын

@@lemonade6395just stop

@lemonade6395

9 ай бұрын

@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip

Despite how you felt about his views and decisions, you can’t deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time. Extremely humble and witty too.

@TheKomentor

11 ай бұрын

Wonder how Trump would react to a situation like this.

@Ray11mond

11 ай бұрын

​@@TheKomentorI have a girlfriend myself Best girlfriend there is. She is called MeLaNiahh. That's what I call her MeLaNiahh. Oh wait she is my wife. Btw I don't wanna touch your girlfriend. Just because I'm the best president the world has ever seen. But If I wanted to I would grab her by her p****. Just sayin

@gr8dvd

10 ай бұрын

@@cybercop3108 Yep, but only after instructing his secret service detail to, "punch that n*gg** in the face".

@JekyllandHyde_

10 ай бұрын

​@@cybercop3108puss...

@nryvn

10 ай бұрын

"Despite bombing millions of civilians and destroying the economy and infrastructure of the middle east, you can't deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time!" 😀😀

"Don't touch my girlfriend." Secret Service: ready as you command, sir.

@thelegacyofgaming2928

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao, this guy could've ended up missing xD

@pbates1693

4 жыл бұрын

The Legacy of Gaming nah Obama is a cool dude.

@hassanmuse6997

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Atkinson actually they do

@pope528

4 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Atkinson they get it for life...u do some research

@GabrielTomitsuka

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Atkinson From 1997 until 2013, legislation was in place limiting Secret Service protection to former presidents and their spouses to a period of 10 years from the date the former president leaves office. President Barack Obama signed legislation on January 10, 2013, reversing this limit and reinstating lifetime protection.

Boyfriend - *"Don't touch my girlfriend"* Also Boyfriend - *"Why is there so many red dots on me"*

@vanessaaubacher9910

4 жыл бұрын

Oh look, a LED laser-show lol

@jamesharden3timedpoy466

4 жыл бұрын

King Duke i would like but ima leave it on 420

@Dukenukem323

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesharden3timedpoy466 😂its all good bud🙌🏻

@LegacyXJudah

4 жыл бұрын

These comments. 🤣🤣

@blackman9291

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

Gotta give the boyfriend some props dude gave his girl a moment that she will never forget

Imagine a president that can have a conversation with people who genuinely like and laugh with him, not at him.

@MSStateDawg

3 ай бұрын

Oh there's plenty that laugh AT him. What a joke.

@sg23148

2 ай бұрын

Yeah keep convincing yourself 😂😂​@cris1o1

@Cereal_Killer007

2 ай бұрын

Trump did that and democrats want him dead. Obama golfed and vacationed for for 8 years

@snackeater4990

2 ай бұрын

@@MSStateDawg Speaking from experience?

@MSStateDawg

Ай бұрын

@@snackeater4990 You need a tissue and safe space?

Mike : "Don't touch my girlfriend" Secret Service : "Or what"

@kidpeso1406

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣yooo I’m literally crying 😭🤣🤣

@BatmanLampin

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah right. Secret service was somewhere doing drugs, banging hookers, and ordering pizza and hotdogs for Obama.

@bloxxerplays4755

4 жыл бұрын

IDEAS NOT POLITICAL PARTIES, 1st off I agree highly with your name, 2nd off if I remember correctly not all of the SS always has a task and they honestly could easily be doing that stuff lol

@extrusix969

4 жыл бұрын

@@bloxxerplays4755 dude i dont think you should use SS as an abbreviation for secret service

@SivasliAliSpielt

4 жыл бұрын

@@extrusix969 lmaoo

*Mike : "Don't touch my Girlfriend"* *Secret Service : "Don't touch my president"*

@roasterg992

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@yosour6733

4 жыл бұрын

Good Stuff don’t touch tha Boss

@roasterg992

4 жыл бұрын

@@yosour6733 STFU

@roasterg992

4 жыл бұрын

@John Doe what are those ?

@JPiddle

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

That is class at its best. You are missed Mr. President.

@CalvinHikes

5 ай бұрын

Very classy. Told not to touch a man's girlfriend, kisses her anyways.

@Ben-Rogue

5 ай бұрын

A classy war criminal, and tool of the rich... No thanks!

@drunktrump5209

5 ай бұрын

disgusting lack of boundaries

@arthurbesnard1536

5 ай бұрын

As a French, we miss him too

@spranks918

5 ай бұрын

Yea class act he was a terrible president

2024. Now imagine the same script, but with Donald Trump instead of Obama. It would give everyone chills.

@TigerCraneLove

17 күн бұрын

Yea, after the multiple s xual assault allegations. Most would be creeped out. Especially since he grabs them by the 🙄

@G0ML666

14 күн бұрын

I think you guys have the wrong idea about the role of the president. Obama might be better at talking to common folks and giving speeches but he was trash at international policies, no surprise there he had no experience and he's a people pleaser. Trump has many years of experience doing business and making deals and he's not a Democrat hippie. He's gonna get rid of these illegals and keep the Mexicans and terrorists out. Easy choice on who's the better president.

Obama was so distracted he voted for another candidate.

@Pulang_Diwa

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha!

@jwitdashifts

3 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh lol. Good one!

@vivremaintenant841

3 жыл бұрын

Trump💪

@hiiilolol

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivremaintenant841 uh

@jeffersonthecreator2574

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivremaintenant841 no-

"Dont touch my girlfriend" Secret Service: Or what?!

@itzaaron4680

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@evannally6016

3 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing that you made the comment 18 hours ago and it has 114 likes. KZread recommends random stuff.

@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive

3 жыл бұрын

Six years later Mike was found dead from Covid-19. He had difficulty breathing after the virus burned 12 bullet sized holes into his lungs

@brandonm1708

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment but okay

@yoda1934

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr Hansen can you just not comment on anything for the rest of your life please? Thanks.

I miss when we had an intelligent president with class.

@LEGENDNJ

Ай бұрын

yeah exactly. BACK IN 2016

@James-ul4pt

Ай бұрын

@@LEGENDNJ Then in 2017 we got the jackazz

@Prophecynut

Ай бұрын

You mean Reagan?

@LEGENDNJ

Ай бұрын

@@James-ul4pt you mean 2020

@LEGENDNJ

Ай бұрын

@@Prophecynut “yOu mEaN rEaGaN?”

God damn. He's like a video game character who maxed out all his stats into poise and charisma

Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend" Obama: "Well, I wasn't planning on that, BUT NOW I AM."

@chrisetheridge7606

3 жыл бұрын

Nah Obama likes little boys - you ever read wikileaks?

@Threezus17

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisetheridge7606 your just a drone who copies and paste the same jokes. Get on somewhere

@sv3546

3 жыл бұрын

@No knows Noles And yall are paranoid about everything

@JonnyBeetle

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisetheridge7606 no wikileak ever stated that

@justinannanmanthodo5010

3 жыл бұрын

LOL.

That's a good boyfriend, playing reverse psychology to get his gf some obama.

@farbodpakrah1523

4 жыл бұрын

Salamander lmfao underrated!!😂😂

@Guiben

4 жыл бұрын

Some Obama . Lol

@jomr4249

4 жыл бұрын

Haha!!

@MadaraUchiha-ux3dx

4 жыл бұрын

This was clearly his attention and it worked! Got his gf cemented in history using reverse psychology. Very smart move, Obama wasn't paying them girls any attention until her bf said something to him.

@ans1283

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

Humble, bearing, quick witted, wise.... Mike has all the qualities.

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.

“Don’t touch my girlfriend” “Ight” *”kisses her instead”*

@headlight31

4 жыл бұрын

Smooth as f*ck 😂

@dddddbbb

4 жыл бұрын

@Coelophysis Pretty sure if trump only kissed others it would be an upgrade...instead of you know..grabbing them by the...

@bishalroy1214

4 жыл бұрын

Next time, -- Don't kiss my girlfriend

@jamesbrinkman9332

4 жыл бұрын

@@dddddbbb every man talks like that behind closed doors. Unless you know your gay

@dddddbbb

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbrinkman9332 Thankfully most men don't! I suppose you also think "every man" is taken to court for rape by their wife too.

Obama: What is your boyfriends name? Girl: M- Secret Service: Mike sir, his name is Mike.

@cinaDAP.zionistASIA

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ABDC1243_

4 жыл бұрын

fast aa fck boiiii

@gustavorivas3324

4 жыл бұрын

Jajajajaja made my day

@CraigStephens777

4 жыл бұрын

I know she should have said Rick.

@markdouglas1601

4 жыл бұрын

"I have the shot, do you want me to take him out, sir?"

The reason we like cool headed and well spoken presidents, regardless of if they have policies you disagree with, is because they seem competent enough to not do anything stupid and probably have the country’s best at heart

@cheydinal5401

5 ай бұрын

​@@samharold69Right, but there's a difference between a (post-2016) Biden and an Obama, Obama is clearly 100% all there while Biden, as well as Trump often, is not Obama is all there but chooses to not emotionally make a fuss about things, just shows emotions subtly, while Biden for example is half asleep half the time

Dude, I miss this man. He's my favorite president that I've had in my life.

@chrisdawson1776

8 ай бұрын

Yup I miss a president who bombed civilians in the Middle East and destroyed their communities for no reason… ah good times

@arbellason2094

8 ай бұрын

@@chrisdawson1776with reason, also he already tackled the immigration problem before trump even fear mongered it. Cut down annual immigrations from 1.6m per year from bush’s administration, to 250k in average per year. But somehow Obama was letting them all in.

@MarkJackson-od3fi

8 ай бұрын

@@chrisdawson1776yup Obama is the greatest

@bigverybadtom

8 ай бұрын

@@arbellason2094 Of course Obama tackled the immigration problem by making people not want to come to the USA.

@dw8840

6 ай бұрын

@arbellason2094 "tackled" you mean when he kept deporting them until they got too numerous to deport so then he grants them amnesty and we are to start calling them "undocumented immigrants". 😄😄😄😄

Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend" *Mike's phone starts to ring* *Mike picks up the phone* Secret service: "Or what, Mike?"

@RenzellT

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@EricNHarris

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL!!!!

@maineieg

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@rosieej5267

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Igbotic

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.. This is too funny

I feel comfortable with Obama around

His jokes and the way he speaks so Confident and Smooth. Love him.

Boyfriend used some reverse psychology to help his girlfriend who is too shy

@CamGuapo

3 жыл бұрын

on god he started the convo for her. they don't see that king lmfao

@yashgoyal5183

3 жыл бұрын

Your take is too unique to be true for this situation.

@elijahmiller3770

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t respect the game, respect the playa

@lyrics2challenged

3 жыл бұрын

@@yashgoyal5183 Not at all. I've actually seen the stuff before with smaller celebs at concerts. Guy takes a small dive for his girl, gets big reward. Or consistent small one's lol. You'd be amazed how many women just want a convo or hug from a famous man (or even woman) just because they're a big fan. AND how overly happy they'd be about it.

@donkeehote

3 жыл бұрын

Her bf is smart. Now his gf will have something that she will never forget.

Man - "Don't touch my girlfriend" President - *Kisses his girlfriend*

@squid4495

3 жыл бұрын

@Putin's Troll Factory no

@JamesUmbrello

3 жыл бұрын

50 thousand dollars spent on a hotdog party... That is Obama...

@commanderwaddles3483

3 жыл бұрын

@Vince Isaacs I think he is joking too lol

@Memesfromthestreets

3 жыл бұрын

Mike if it was Trump-“don’t rape my girlfriend”

@user-qk7lh4wl6e

3 жыл бұрын

That’s dumb on the girlfriend for allowing that lol she’s the one that let him look extra stupid

Maybe it is just because I'm socially awkward, but this whole scenario seems like extremely high level mental operation and social skills on display. Obama takes what many could interpret as a threat, defuses it with humbleness and humor, asks questions and is personable, imagines how the people involved will respond to the situation after the fact even while the situation is still unfolding, proceeds to do exactly what the person making the threat didn't want him to do, and make a good natured joke about it. All the while making his voting selections and acknowledging the media in the room. He could have just silently made his voting selections, but instead he went out of his way to make this moment that people are praising him for years later. Weather or not you like him or his political positions, I think what he did is brilliant.

@kimberlymyers2083

11 ай бұрын

Wow, that was really well said!!!

@Halo_Legend

4 ай бұрын

Blah blah blah, no. His response should have ended at "I wasn't planning to" - THAT would make him humble and cool. But he couldn't let that slide, so he jokingly belittled the man for another 2/3 of the video. That's not how praiseworthy people operate. That's how bitter people who know PR operate. He wasn't nice.

@jaredjones6292

4 ай бұрын

@@Halo_Legend no, would have made him look like he was dismissing what was happening around him. He could sense that the girlfriend was embarrassed and made sure she felt at ease about the situation. Sorry your social skills are lacking, and it's probably due to the fact you spend more time playing video games than rl socializing.

@ahmadhafizuddin9812

2 ай бұрын

@@jaredjones6292second this

@FYMASMD

26 күн бұрын

@@Halo_Legendhaha!! You are pathetic.

When he said “what’s his name” I knew Mike would never be seen again

“Im sorry please excuse him.” Secret service: Dont worry we will execu… excuse him

@tranquillite1351

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@akshitbhola3790

3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment!!!

@libragirlgone

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Lolwhyisthisathing

3 жыл бұрын

Bobamba

@bjaybrown4319

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Priceless, just priceless. Thanks for this CBS. Barack handled that well, didn't he? He's smooth. Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 30th November 2023.

Man, he was like superstar, Obama was one of the most presidential presidents of USA...

“Give me a kiss and give him something to talk about “ boss music

@chibuezengozi

3 жыл бұрын

She replied "I can't do that" 1:08

@BontleHlongwane

3 жыл бұрын

If that trump said that...

@fangs9704

3 жыл бұрын

San Andreas music starts playing

@taruluver29303

3 жыл бұрын

Smooth AF lol

@tre8201

3 жыл бұрын

@@BontleHlongwane but there's a unfair double standard at play here. Trump is repulsive looking...Obama is half way decent. Its the pretty privilege.

I don’t think he planned on touching his girlfriend until he said something to just be heard lol. Now Mike is dead...😂 Edit: Thanks for all the likes wowwww

@jchis9852

4 жыл бұрын

Later, Mike was found to be a victim of Arkancide.

@hughballs

4 жыл бұрын

Leyenda bruh , my wife’s boyfriend did that to another girl

@thalmoragent9344

4 жыл бұрын

SugarLumps Your wife has a boyfriend? Aren’t you her husband tho? Or is she your Ex-Wife? I’m confused....

@woahh_caden4100

4 жыл бұрын

Leyenda what do you mean he’s dead now

@Brian-tx1pq

4 жыл бұрын

@@woahh_caden4100 means Obama put ol mike on the hit list.

First time I ever seen Obama gangsta side come out once he kissed her cheek , the way he walks etc man’s truly got sun gangsta in him

Couldn’t stop laughing at Obama’s trolling the boyfriend in the end

Everybody's asking "Why Mike?" But no one's asking, "Where's Mike?"

@micahjohansson7573

3 жыл бұрын

I'll do you a better one, "Why is Mike?"

@RandomRandomnessKCMO

3 жыл бұрын

Who ???

@osdever

3 жыл бұрын

He hasn’t been seen ever since

@thomass2125

3 жыл бұрын

@@micahjohansson7573 When is Mike?

@LGKids

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Peace!

President: What’s his name? Girl: Mike Secret service: WAS Mike 😌

@EricNHarris

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL! WAS

@zinhlemkhonza7001

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mohab7274

3 жыл бұрын

So... he changed his name?

@putraharith8426

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mohab7274 No the Secret Service killed him. That's the joke

@this_is_patrick

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mohab7274 He sadly passed away due to shooting himself twice in the head before throwing his own body onto a nearby river.

Ugh I miss him 😭😭❤

@Youtubehandleiscommunism

Жыл бұрын

I miss three of em.

I miss this guy.

Plot Twist: That's not his girl - that's his friend who has a crush on the President and he was wing-manning for her using some sick reverse psychology.

@SheriffArthurMorgan

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's a plot twist

@MrSihle1

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this.... PhD students practicing reverse psychology. And the president had to act like that or he would have appeared weak.

@johnkhaw3213

3 жыл бұрын

@@SheriffArthurMorgan That's a wing-man for ya. Get you a friend who can do that.

@darkazurr9891

3 жыл бұрын

or he said dont touch his girlfriend because he wanted the president to touch him instead ?

@johnkhaw3213

3 жыл бұрын

dark azurr now that’s the ultimate twist. The reverse psychology gets deeper.

And it was on this day where Mike became a Republican

@luvbig41

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!

@gladiator_games

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. But trump would probably take it too far and cringey. 🤣😂

@kevinzhu6417

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Evans your insults make you even less funny than the original comment. You sound socially inept

@taylorrichardson8244

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Evans freshmen year of high school really that rough buddy? I'm sorry

@JimMiDaxX

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

I miss this dude. I don't know if we will ever have a president like him again.

I love the voice of the news, reporter. You could feel the love in the voice man good times.

"Don't touch my girlfriend" Obama: I won't, but i will

@alvinthai5433

4 жыл бұрын

Yesn’t

@miketheyunggod2534

4 жыл бұрын

Joaquin sexual assault.

@yousayblyat

4 жыл бұрын

Well you definitely wouldn't throw that joke at Trump

@Kleo3392

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t planning on that, but now that you mention it...

@Miwrn1952

3 жыл бұрын

Obama doesn't like women. He likes women with penises like his 'wife'.

mike: don't touch my girlfriend Obama: OUR GIRLFRIEND

@richuroythomas470

3 жыл бұрын

*Soviet union intensifies*

@blahvn

3 жыл бұрын

It's the people's girlfriend

@azaria_phd

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out he was a communist after all! /s

@Ray-uv4sk

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@princesssupernova5300

3 жыл бұрын

ooohhhhh, lucky girl

I was kid during his presidency, so i just always saw him as a great dude. seems like a fun guy to talk too.

Nahhhh that last part was just to spite mike lmfaoooo

Boyfriend: Don't touch my girlfriend President: Oh yeah? (Kisses girlfriend) 7.5 Million views

@TA-hf6si

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@GunsNGames1

3 жыл бұрын

6.7 million people: interesting

@System-ru5yt

3 жыл бұрын

@matthew petta OH YEAH OBAMA IS GETTING THAT 69 ACTION WITH THE GIRLFRIEND NOW

@crule123minecraft

3 жыл бұрын

matthew petta HAHHAHAAHAHAHAH THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE THAT I LAUGHED AT

@naviryzen7935

3 жыл бұрын

It was plan of mike and his gf all along because when you say humans to don't do things, they definitely do them. Its psychology 101. Well played Mike now both of them are famous.

*Michelle Obama has joined the chat*

@user-ue9kl1jt4x

4 жыл бұрын

And all of Obama's other side hoes

@cartiers9993

4 жыл бұрын

FLAG BANDIT are you dumb

@blemirixnuesk1803

4 жыл бұрын

xdxd

@zeinmarwan8920

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@GReid-ol5gk

4 жыл бұрын

@FLAG BANDIT you still believe that Russia-backed conspiracy theory? LOL

Give me a kiss to give him something to talk about that’s classic😂😂😂😂❤

I love this man so much!!

Mike is a genius. He got his girlfriend a hug and a kiss from the president of the United States. How many people get that?

@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@abruskabrus3677

4 жыл бұрын

@@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr You?

@inspirer4763

4 жыл бұрын

Depends who's the president. Clinton made sure it wasn't uncommon during his time.

@cadengrays8247

4 жыл бұрын

Inspirer who gets a kiss from the first black president in American history more like it

@jimynutron87

4 жыл бұрын

He is a genius! I think ppl believe he was being serious! 🤦🏾‍♂️

What’s his name? Mike Secret agents: we got his address

@MrCapNunes

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hawkboy000

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😁😂😂😂

@coconutoes

3 жыл бұрын

secret agent randy beans is on the case.

@user-bk2df4pf5c

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@AbhishekSingh-gm6uv

3 жыл бұрын

😂

I love Mike and Obama for their humor. This is so funny.

Glad he had a sense of humor.

This is the most black i ever seen Obama act. "Gimme kiss so we can give him something to talk about."

@Redridge07

4 жыл бұрын

@Kris Kopp .... very stupid statement, whites and all people of color use that phrase.

@YoungYahtz94

4 жыл бұрын

Redridge07 I understand what he was getting at tho. It’s not about what he said it’s about the fact he did it. He dragged his nuts on dude fr

@Redridge07

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungYahtz94 what are you talking about in the context of this thread?

@StuLenS_Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@prodYoungHaan

4 жыл бұрын

Redridge07 IM FINNA LET MY NUTS HANG🕺🏼🕺🏼👌🏿

Mike: don't touch my girlfriend Obama *After kissing* : You mean your ex girlfriend?

@maggmaxxx

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!!!

@romrom331

3 жыл бұрын

@@maggmaxxx I think you meant LAME!!!!

@notfound_ej

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@kakashi-fe4ql

2 жыл бұрын

Alpha move

@qwertyasdfgh7583

2 жыл бұрын

Michele : Whats that Barack?

He is the only president that actually seems fun to hang with.

@Isaaac165

Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

If someone said that to the current president, they'd mean it

@havoccipher323

4 жыл бұрын

Brukafig lol

@tonshmar

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@carolinelayade7703

4 жыл бұрын

Brukafig, that's a good one. Lol...

@AWK007

4 жыл бұрын

i like Trump but LMFAO

@TheBossMan1453

4 жыл бұрын

Then they'd get tackled by people with pent up anger because they have to guard Trump all year

Mike: Dont touch my gf President: Kisses his gf *Alpha move*

@kevinethan5751

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@roadrunner40

3 жыл бұрын

Easy-to-make alpha moves when you got the secret service to back you up.

@ankitasaxena5891

3 жыл бұрын

Egree

@Monkforilla

3 жыл бұрын

Lol the guy was making a joke. The president is the only one that took it seriously lol

@kevinmassoma3310

3 жыл бұрын

@@roadrunner40 shut up though guy

The King of America is doing well!

Humour, kindness and style

@Kanye249

4 ай бұрын

Terrorism

@DanBeech-ht7sw

4 ай бұрын

@@Kanye249 you're a bit weird

@Kanye249

4 ай бұрын

@@DanBeech-ht7sw for stating a fact?

Mike : "Don't touch my Girlfriend" Obama: "I wasn't going to, but now I will, just to show you who's the boss here" Mike and the girl in their next meeting with their friends: "And that's how we tricked the president to ask for a kiss"

Oh, gone are the days of an elegant US president

Mike: “Don’t touch my girlfriend” Obama: presidential power intensifies

@ernyerny532

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂dead

@j.franklin21

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like Obama... But he's very funny.

@Auburn7543

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@amehka5416

4 жыл бұрын

@@j.franklin21 then stop reading about him.

@brendenmanion938

4 жыл бұрын

@Jade Stone hes obviously talking about when this happened duhhhhh

Mike: "dont touch my gf" Obaba: _kisses mikes gf_ Mike: 👁👄👁

@marshalllaw4u

2 жыл бұрын

🤮

@Geegs

2 жыл бұрын

Obaba

@Gomi211

2 жыл бұрын

Obaba

@bojangles5232

2 жыл бұрын

Obaba booey

@PhillipAmthor

2 жыл бұрын

@@bojangles5232 lol wtf

You can obviously tell that this girl had a nervous laughter and she chose to play along with the president coz she was more concerned about her "career" than her husband.

I bet 20 bucks by now their not together.....

@MadNlGER

3 ай бұрын

Theyre*. No one’s taking you serious when you don’t know the difference in their there and they’re

He a professional Mr. Steal-yo-girl. Now that’s scary.

@Gunman610

3 жыл бұрын

President Steal-yo-girl and Vice-President Wingman

@ladytee4269

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@daveylives

3 жыл бұрын

Chris D’Elia reference? Thumbs up

@grantpressley9319

3 жыл бұрын

and Vice President "sniff the kids u had with yo gurl"

@Ayad719

3 жыл бұрын

*No,* *I* *borrowed* *it*

“Don’t touch your girlfriend.” “Wait wha-“ “It’s too late mike, she’s mine now.”

@callmeastro1734

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@anwarcybercafe5068

3 жыл бұрын

@@callmeastro1734 my

@charsoviawpoa3961

3 жыл бұрын

Asdf movie

@S3xGod88

3 жыл бұрын

That's something Trump would have said lol

@shobhitsingh9801

3 жыл бұрын

A

*Just imagine if a woman is a president and your girlfriend threatens her "Don't touch my boyfriend", and you are the boyfriend* 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well played as usual by the coolest president of all time to counter the guy's "envy".

If this was Mother Russia, Mike would have miraculously died of a natural incident the very next day.

@titan9259

3 жыл бұрын

Totally natural and never planned!

@rituparna6133

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@sofiqulislam6447

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this assumption is correct for India now.

@Nimbus3690

3 жыл бұрын

"Miraculously" lmao like it's a good thing

@10ReasonsWhy

3 жыл бұрын

In Russia they would have commited suicide with 3 gunshot wounds to the back

'Dad, I just shook hands with the President' 'Son, I once told the President to keep his hands off my girlfriend. No, not your mother'

@reijira8389

3 жыл бұрын

brilliant. took me a second.

@bluenote4024

3 жыл бұрын

I am the 69 the like

@MagisterVeritas

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluenote4024 your parents must be proud

@bluenote4024

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagisterVeritas indeed

@rtp9705

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss him so much. Just the coolest guy. A great human being

@F_U

3 ай бұрын

All the innocent civils bombed by his drones would not agree. But we all know u r speaking about his skin, all what matters to his voters...

A few weeks later, mike was found dead at the bottom of a lake.

mike: don't touch my girlfriend obama: *kisses girlfriend* mike: *surprised pikachu face*

@GReid-ol5gk

4 жыл бұрын

God I love the internet lol

@iliadnetfear2586

4 жыл бұрын

@@GReid-ol5gk The internet loves you too, Jimmy.

@Forsaken860

4 жыл бұрын

🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪

@Jambuc829

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@nme.00104

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😅😂🤣💀💀💀💀

Can we just take a moment to admire the balls the guy has to tell the president not to touch his girlfriend.

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, he's dead now.....

@ETF810

4 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@Netherwolf6100

4 жыл бұрын

Dewaldt the same amount of balls to curse out a cop or judge or parole officer? Yep. Some big ol stupid balls. Like a dog who picks a fight with a moving garbage truck.

@XPhantomIL

4 жыл бұрын

He was probably insecure AF and tried to look like a man by standing up to the president for absolutely no reason

@LC2K00

4 жыл бұрын

"shout"

The man is a smooth operator. 😂

Smoothest President ever

Obama: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."

@vanilsting10

4 жыл бұрын

**Alpha male move

@Physma

4 жыл бұрын

**Big PP move

@pierrelemagnifique205

4 жыл бұрын

fixing channel, mapsven of course big pp move cause he‘s black. Huehuehuehuehhue

@mistaincredible2573

4 жыл бұрын

GeneralCane 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend." Obama: "I wasn't really planning on that." *Mike leaves* Obama: "Mike is such a fool." *kisses Mike's girlfriend*

@danirodriguez4707

3 жыл бұрын

Wow you have a bright future ahead as a reporter

@Hellbender32

3 жыл бұрын

@@danirodriguez4707 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im running out of breath

@klutzyorangeconfetti1017

3 жыл бұрын

Leonardo B aw that's so nice!

@heisenmountainb6854

3 жыл бұрын

@@caidenh04 good thing you explained it, bc everyone knows deaf people can't read

@shaunthenomad

3 жыл бұрын

@@danirodriguez4707 u can say that again fool. Lad just helped a deaf guy

Man, these Key and Peele sketches are starting to look more and more like the real thing

Poor Mike the feds now know everything you've ever done since preschool

@edt501

4 жыл бұрын

Before conception...haha

@leonardkorir8007

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅

@welcometolife4237

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@vaibhavthapliyal3429

4 жыл бұрын

Even the browsing history?

@iCritz

4 жыл бұрын

@@vaibhavthapliyal3429 Oh god. Not the browsing history.

Say what you will about Obama, the dude has a killer sense of humor.

@bobgunner3086

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@tierrabowers3851

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Cormac and y’all think trumps sense of humor is appropriate for presidency? lmao pathetic.

@brainmind4070

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Gunner Um, no it's not.

@laska907

4 жыл бұрын

I see what ya did there

@sergioledesma1389

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Gunner you would be named bob

Please I'm a friend of Mike-Since that day we can't find him anymore-Help us

I miss obama. No political comentary, just someone that always gave me good vibes.

“...I cannot believe, what’s his name?” “Haha, Mike...” “Hahaha, I meant his full name. And address. Now.”

@harishussain764

4 жыл бұрын

FBI open up

@ven4762

4 жыл бұрын

*Secret service open up*

@sayhoman

4 жыл бұрын

IRS audit open up

@Sheluvintrey

4 жыл бұрын

CIA investigate

@lilbigbrow

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sheluvintrey the CIA would probably send drones to his front yard

Boyfriend: don’t touch my girl. In Obama’s head: “I admire your bravery but I can ruin your whole career in 2 seconds.”

@saiku9081

4 жыл бұрын

True,

@siran424

4 жыл бұрын

What if he never had a career in the first place ??

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095

4 жыл бұрын

@@notaarnav you misunderstood Siran , random Indian human. Siran was talking about the boyfriend. as in, what if that guy had no career in the first place

@specialise3305

4 жыл бұрын

@@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 it was a joke

@robinmattias

4 жыл бұрын

"I'll ruin this mans whole 7-eleven career"

Mike “ don’t touch my girlfriend “ secret service “ don’t touch my president “

Bro imagine you just chillin and than Obama walks up and just steals your girl

Voter: Don't touch my girlfriend Secret Service **Touches pistol**

@linastissuebox

3 жыл бұрын

@David Davidson dude it’s over this was 6 years ago calm down Edit: he deleted his comment but he was saying how Obama cheated because he talked during voting

@pikenote

3 жыл бұрын

@David Davidson What did he cheat lmao? He wasn't openly talking about the election or encouraging anyone to vote for him inside the booth. It had been just banter; nothing about who was voting who. That was not even mentioned once.

@jerrypeukert5732

3 жыл бұрын

So tough

@tristinkelsoe3029

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment lmao 😂 said

Girlfriend: I want a kiss from the president Boyfriend: Time for a big brain strat

@harshranjan6012

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣

@tanveersingh8596

2 жыл бұрын

it is big brain time ....

@-Teague-

2 жыл бұрын

This is my new irl headcanon

@junk_mccartney9504

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Teague- Same

@canobenitez

2 жыл бұрын

big brain times, love it

GO TELL JOE BEFORE HE LEAVES OFFICE.

Gave her a kiss on the cheek for him to have something talk about is crazy 🤣🤣

He's probably the only politician that can say "Give me a kiss so he'll be jealous" and actually doesn't sound creepy Edit: this reply section went wild... Y'all need mental help, both parties

@betsy032785

3 жыл бұрын

If that ain’t the truth !

@SpaceAce1993

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down

@Eyeyorot

3 жыл бұрын

@Adm!n stop talking crap

@lukecockburn1140

3 жыл бұрын

Could imagine sleepy joe hitting out with that yin😂

@TheDsRequiem

3 жыл бұрын

It was still pretty creepy bro

Damn imagine getting G-checked by the President

@gabenelson878

4 жыл бұрын

12 years old like he showed him who’s the G, the real boss

@tsmutylo

4 жыл бұрын

he aint the president and he never will be again.

@memonavaramirez6261

4 жыл бұрын

@@tsmutylo duh x2

@rudyvillegas1490

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, for reals 😂

@crazyguitarguy2

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂