"Stop laughing its not funny" Funniest thing Jerry Seinfeld ever said

@schizophrenic_AI

25 күн бұрын

100%! It was easily his best bit! He and Michael's delivery, along with the crowd reaction, still cracks me up every time I hear or watch a clip. It's one of those truly funny TV moments that I end up rewatching at least once a year. I couldn't tell you a single joke from either his 2 standup specials that I watched over the last 10 years, but I can almost quote that whole Letterman segment from memory.

@keanuxu5435

24 күн бұрын

“What’s the deal?”

@bp1991able

24 күн бұрын

Ironically the best advice for watching "Seinfeld."

@GrahamBarth

16 күн бұрын

Just wanna say, Stan, I'm a huge fan of your inventions, the skrateboard & pizza oven.

Jerry Seinfeld was truly the perfect comedian for the 1990s. It was “The End of History” and his material resonated due to that popular sentiment “There are no more large changes coming” so let’s talk about airline food or whatever else. Obviously the world has moved past that sentiment while he hasn’t.

@willtor

25 күн бұрын

This is a good insight. "It's all minor tweaks and optimizations on what basically works from here on out." And his humor embodied that.

@Tacom4ster

20 күн бұрын

I would like a Breadtube essay on that

@nickthomas6827

18 күн бұрын

"The world has moved past that sentiment." Oh yeah? I assume more people watch his show today than any sitcom currently on the air.

@Tacom4ster

18 күн бұрын

@@nickthomas6827 stop bootlicking

@MJH-kr4zg

17 күн бұрын

@@nickthomas6827 Don't assume. When you assume you make an a$$ out of you and me.

Why did it take so long for everyone to figure out that Larry David was the talented one?

@anthonyrowland9072

23 күн бұрын

He's just one of the 58 hacks from the 80s who got a sitcom, his just happened to work.

@andreimileti

19 күн бұрын

I knew it from season 8 of Seinfeld. Abysmal

'I've always felt that there was a strong tendancy among Toaster Strudel eaters to deny the connection Jews have to the land of Israel'

"There is an idea of a Jerry Seinfeld, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

@cat_city2009

28 күн бұрын

Did he actually say that or are you doing a bit?

@raven_g6667

28 күн бұрын

Literally me.

@raven_g6667

28 күн бұрын

​@@cat_city2009American Psycho

@mattgilbert7347

28 күн бұрын

This confession means.... nothing

@RancorousSea

28 күн бұрын

What's the deal with that?

To paraphrase Kissinger - Jerry Seinfeld has no real friends, he only has interests.

@mj.l

28 күн бұрын

and victims

@joshmccollen700

24 күн бұрын

That quote goes back to Palmerston.

@AnthonyBurback

23 күн бұрын

@@joshmccollen700 Pitt. The. ELDER!

@mrpink99

19 күн бұрын

@@AnthonyBurbackok you asked for it, Boggs!

Jerry Seinfeld’s career will be remembered by the IDF photo and then doing a commercial for pop tarts. What an artist.

@p_ind

27 күн бұрын

He's the voice of his generation.

@3dartxsi

26 күн бұрын

​@@p_indthere really is something to be said for the tendency of boomer celebrities(actors, musicians, authors, etc.) to make some decent or even really good movies/books/music/etc, and then turned out to just have the most atrocious politics later in life. Like, there really weren't all that many "greatest generation" actors or directors who decided in the sixties that support for segregation or napalming Cambodian children was something to base their whole public persona around.

@ince55ant

26 күн бұрын

@@3dartxsi maybe its always there, but theres a combination of not being powerful enough to be honest and execs keeping things quiet to protect investments. seinfield is at a point where he's more rich than the vast majority of people on the planet and he's not involved in anything substantive, so he can say what he likes and theres nothing for him to damage

@pugisolation

26 күн бұрын

What a country!

@superfarful

25 күн бұрын

Probably for the tv show mostly

He never sleeps, the Seinfeld. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

@bighomiegayass1917

28 күн бұрын

Judge Seinfeld: “The freedom of the Palestinians is an insult to me. If I had it my way, I’d put them all in cages.” Michael “the Priest” Richards: “That’d be one hell of an open-air prison.” Judge Seinfeld: “Yes.”

@adamelliott2302

28 күн бұрын

😂

@french.toastman

26 күн бұрын

​​@@bighomiegayass1917 [bass riff]

@pugisolation

26 күн бұрын

Whats the deal with war?

@bighomiegayass1917

25 күн бұрын

@@pugisolation Before man was, stand-up awaited him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

I am imagining a scene in which Bill Maher is bound Clockwork Orange style with his eyeballs held open and forced to watch the Poptart Movie to be cured of his lingering Wokeness.

@Freddisred

28 күн бұрын

New Rule: don't leave me alone with Jerry Seinfeld.

@dand1253

27 күн бұрын

I support this, not because of woke concerns, but because I wish harm upon Bill Maher.

Cynical at young people while worshiping corporate brands, Jerry is now officially the lamest comedian now

You know, a documentary about the making of this movie would be amazing. I envision a scene where a journalist drives out to the mass grave where Jerry dumped all the celebrities he tortured and executed and trying to count the bodies, only to keep losing track, and finally go back and sit in her truck and just have a mental breakdown from the sheer horror. Maybe, like, another scene where they interview one of the movie's fans, who goes on about how much respect he has for Jerry Seinfeld, and then shows off the bag full of human ears he's cut off college students protesting on behalf of Palestine that he's going to mail to Jerry as a gift. Stuff like that.

@wyattrierson3967

28 күн бұрын

You need serious mental health

@justcommenting4981

27 күн бұрын

I think that reviewer might be more like the wife from In the Mouth of Madness.

@IMelkor42

25 күн бұрын

@@wyattrierson3967 Everything floats down here

@michaelbailey8850

19 күн бұрын

The Act of Killing lol

I do wish that they had gotten Bryan Cranston to say something like, “I AM THE ONE WHO POPS”

Bobcat has, by any metric, had a far more successful big screen career than Jerry.

@Saturnia2014

25 күн бұрын

Bobcat was perfect as the disgruntled employee in Scrooged

@drewsollars2239

25 күн бұрын

@@Saturnia2014Very true. And I wasn't even thinking about Scrooged. I forgot about a movie he was in that's better than any movie Seinfeld's done.

"Ready Player One" for Boomers.

@Tacom4ster

20 күн бұрын

More like "Food Fight" to me

@Eli_B3000

19 күн бұрын

Ready Pop-Tart One

Hearing an interview with Jerry where he describes his inspiration for Bee Movie as the depiction of a “perfect society” was absolutely psychotic. In the first 15 minutes the main characters are told that as soon as they graduate from school they will work the same job until the exact moment they die. Incredible

@georgekerscher5355

27 күн бұрын

In fairness, Barry does explicitly think that system is shit and goes out of the hive. Assuming that Jerry Seinfeld quote is real, I assume Seinfeld was talking about American capitalism

@sickjuicysjamshack3580

26 күн бұрын

"What's the deal with society not being perfectly ordered and free from filth?"

@honestabe411

25 күн бұрын

You will own nothing, and Jews will be happy

@grahamistearingup

25 күн бұрын

​@@georgekerscher5355​ Quote was from his recent interview on CBC's Q with Tom Power (respect for asking for sources). What was insane about the movie is how nature becomes thrown out of balance after Barry successfully argues that bees should not be forced to work. The blame is placed squarely on him, even by the human woman WHO HELPED HIM THE ENTIRE TIME (I remember thinking: "Lady, it's not like he did this alone."). The ending of the movie has Barry reaching a compromise with the hive where he's allowed to work a job he likes (pollinating), even though he will be working it until the moment his name on the job board is flipped over and another bee takes his place.

@georgekerscher5355

17 күн бұрын

@@grahamistearingup ...What are you talking about? Barry becomes a co-partner with the human woman at a small law firm at the very end. Barry temporarily does pollination in order to save the world

I was born in 1954, but even I was like, “OK, OK, OK, BOOMER! ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!” 😩 I couldn’t even make it past the “We’re here for the Goo” scene before bailing out, knowing that podcasts like these would be funnier than the entire movie! And you did NOT disappoint!! But here’s a little context You gotta get that the very concept of “modern breakfast“ was still a fairly new invention itself in the early 50s. The whole idea of something called “Breakfast Cereal“ was an unparalleled marketing breakthrough. Like “The iPhone” of American eating habits. It’s true. Pop Tarts was the first cereal UPGRADE. It was for OUR generation, what “KZread” is for YOUR generation. Something happened that flipped the paradigm of what was previously happening. That’s all it was. 🤷🏾 No Doubt 60 years now, films may spoof the idea of “Podcasts Pioneers” in ways that ONLY YOU will get, while your grandkids are playing with their holograms 😝 That being said, I find that the History Channel’s coverage of pop tarts to be far more entertaining than Seinfeld’s. I think the main reason is because Seinfeld IS a basket case!! You nailed it! He’s such a snooty, venomous, narcissistic, insecure, arrogant smarty-pants, who thinks he can bully the world into agreeing that he’s funny. And this insipid film simply exposes the contrary. In fact, this movie may have stood a chance if it was made by ANYONE else. But the reaction to it seems more like the ultimate backlash against Seinfeld himself. Unfrosted feels like a sub-par film being force-fed to us from someone more obnoxious than (Martin Short’s interpretation of) the aging Jerry Lewis 🙄 Like Michael Richards, Seinfeld seems to have lost the capacity to have us all rooting for him. (at least for now.) It will be very interesting to hear his take on this catastrophe 🤔

Jerry it's not rocket science she was 17!!!

maybe they're trying to set the bar real low so that AI written movies seem watchable by comparison

The good review he found on Rotten Tomatoes has to be from Gregg Turkington

@crisismethodactor

28 күн бұрын

There’s some real meat for Hobbit-heads in this movie, 5 bagger for sure.

@servomoore

27 күн бұрын

Turkington has been identified and can now be brought to justice.

@09daniscool

27 күн бұрын

Five bags of popcorn and a, packet of pop tarts.

@sealwheat1681

26 күн бұрын

I thought this until I realized the review didn't mention the movie's run time (93 minutes).

@harvesterofeyes8813

25 күн бұрын

Careful you may be swamped by angry greggheads

When it comes to making movies, UNFROSTED proves Seinfeld is no Woody Allen. When it comes to his dating history however…

Four stages in a showbiz career: 1. Who is Jerry Seinfeld? 2. Get me Jerry Seinfeld. 3. Can you get me a young Jerry Seinfeld? 4. Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Unfrosted proved Seinfeld isn't funny without Larry David. Where Larry has seemed to change with the times Jerry seems to be stuck in 1995.

@nickthomas6827

18 күн бұрын

Bullshit. Seinfeld in seasons 8 and 9 were funny despite Larry having left after season 7. There's also that little thing about him being one of the big stand-ups in the country in the 80s.

I don't care what anyone says, it's an incredible bit to do the podcast promotional rounds talking about how the youth of today can't handle your brutal no-holds-barred tell-it-as-it-is acerbic uncut raw realness, and then the project turns out to be "whaaaaats the deeeaaaal with pop tarts?"

This felt like those low-quality 90s live-action adaptations of cartoons like Inspector Gadget or Dudley Do-Right, but written for 8-year-olds who are incredibly familiar with Walter Kronkite and Wheel-O’s.

This was the best chapo movie ep in recent memory. Felix was killing it

@cablehogue599

27 күн бұрын

The movie episodes are always special.

@Fucyallfr

26 күн бұрын

Always does #FelixSquad

@dirrdevil

26 күн бұрын

I actually thought it was mid. No doubt the film is terrible, but I feel their criticisms were lackluster at points.

@bighomiegayass1917

17 күн бұрын

@@dirrdevil 🤓

He wrote a book in the 90s titled Sein Language where he describes how good "the little behinds" of the US Olympic gymnasts looked - this while SIMULTANEOUSLY being a 38 year old man dating a 17 year old. CRINGE

@anthonyrowland9072

23 күн бұрын

Amazing Majority Report segment the other day...

(Seinfeld voice) "I shot Andy Warhol? More like Andy Warhol shot ME!"

44:44 That one guy who gave this 5 stars along with almost every other movie he’s seen has a name. And his name is Gregg Turkington.

@willtor

25 күн бұрын

*looks at camera* I think you're really gonna like it.

@avapingbaby

22 күн бұрын

5 bags of popcorn and he'll throw in a little, uh, Poptart. And a glass of Tang to wash it down

@remymcreigns7253

18 күн бұрын

This movie made me feel like an Empty Bottle.

Holy shit "Amy Schumer looking like the Fruit Brute" still has me rolling.

Jerry Seinfeld must have been raised in the same fashion as The Cable Guy

It's funny because you could also ask the ibm computer what it was doing in the 40s

Almost want to draw Jerry Seinfeld as a comedic dictator.

@ianmichael5628

27 күн бұрын

"and what's the deal with these uprisings? are they up? or are they rising?"

@suzbone

19 күн бұрын

Springtime For Seinfeld?

makes me think about that Seinfeld episode where he drugs his girlfriend so he can play with her toy collection

The seamonkey guy was an actual Klansman which I am sure is where the joke of him being a Nazi scientist comes from

47:00 wrong the founder (idk if that counts as a brand movie) is Matt Chrisman verified banger

I’m not sure that Bill Hicks hated humanity so much as he hated humanity’s apathy

@Goatchild90

9 күн бұрын

This

I hate to say it but Walter White and Jesse cooking pop tarts sounds pretty funny honestly

Pop Tarts are disgusting. And I have thought this since I was 6 years old.

@christopherperson1939

24 күн бұрын

The only good Pop tarts are the cinnamon ones.

@Goatchild90

9 күн бұрын

Same

17 shots, no .38!!!

Without Batman and Robin there would be no Batman Begins. And without Unfrosted this podcast wouldn’t exist. Thank you, Jerry.

36:40 MY FUCKING GOD THIS COULD LITERALLY BE A SKIT IN THE SHOW He really is the person he played on screen

This review gives off the vibes of a group that just watched Movie 43.

@sickjuicysjamshack3580

25 күн бұрын

The celebrity cameos in that movie were less degrading

@TheSpecsShow

25 күн бұрын

Movie 43 is incredible. Weirdest viewing experience ever

@AwesometownUSA

25 күн бұрын

someone’s jealous oooouuuuu!

My favorite clip is that exact same thing happening on Letterman

@MrLFJ7

28 күн бұрын

Stop laughing

@HarrisonHollers

28 күн бұрын

And this is why Jerry hates people

@endtimessupportgroup5685

28 күн бұрын

@@MrLFJ7 like Leno would ever have a spectacle like that. I don't trust people who don't like Letterman

@willywonka7812

28 күн бұрын

​@@endtimessupportgroup5685fck Letterman. Team Pekar all the way

@09daniscool

27 күн бұрын

My favorite clip ever is this one I'm about to explain completely inaccurately.

Pop Tarts? I'm surprised Stav wasn't in this.

@jack_rabbit

25 күн бұрын

His 15 minutes are up

@vitaminwater9662

24 күн бұрын

​@@jack_rabbit im gonna assume youre one of those weird obsessive mullen fans

@therealspiroagnew818

20 күн бұрын

Can pop tarts freeze?

Boots Riley could have made the premise interesting

@Goatchild90

9 күн бұрын

Facts

I didnt realize that bill bur was the person doing the awful jfk impersonation. How bad it was is why it was funny. Only thing that made me laugh

To be fair,Jerry looks good for 70.

@campfortson4387

27 күн бұрын

He looks alright.

@bighomiegayass1917

17 күн бұрын

Semites don’t crack

The first Police Academy Bobcat was in was Police Academy 2. He was one of two main villains in it, basically a deranged gang leader, and I guess audiences must have liked him so much they decided to flip the script with his character and have him try to become a cop in Police Academy 3.

This was pure joy. From start to end. Thank you.

This movie felt like a Eugen Ionesco play adapted by the Disney channel.

Was Kenny Bania how Larry David saw Seinfeld? If so, it works.

The Guardian review reads like it's AI generated. As if the writer sat down, watched the first scene, decided it was so unwatchable it was worth getting fired for to not watch it, and cracked open the laptop.

I feel a decent background joke could have been made out of how many real products are in there and they made 1 up and you have to guess which one. Like the Kelloggs Dog Food was fucking real.

Carmen Sandiego: Port of Call Lisbon

"What's the deal that Im gay???"

@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf

25 күн бұрын

"I think he's cuteeee!"

Seinfeld is the living embodiment of a 1990s screensaver.

I don't understand the evil milkmen's motives. Don't people drink milk while eating Pop Tarts?

Unfrosted goes in my collection of movies/works of art that say so much more about who made it than anything else, like Lady Ballers or Nostalgia critic's The Wall reveiw.

The fact that The Basement Yard Podcast Boys were never included in this movie after their viral pop tart rant in 2022 shows how out of touch and disconnected Jerry Seinfeld is younger generations and current pop culture.

Idk why but from the description all I could think of was that this would be Doug Walker's favorite movie ever made.

@ratsoff5948

25 күн бұрын

I dunno, I can see a very solid Nostalgia Critic Episode were he just rips into this movie

@plantain.1739

23 күн бұрын

​@@ratsoff5948I think the thing with Doug is that he has such a strange particular taste in... I mean everything frankly, I couldn't tell if he'd hate it, or enjoy it. It seems like it's kinda similar to his humor, but I think he's shat on things you'd otherwise think he'd like in the past. So I dunno.

@claytonandres1194

21 күн бұрын

Or he’d make a two-hour-plus “parody” of this movie with extended homages made with paper-thin criticisms as justification but you can tell he just loves it so much he wanted to remake the whole thing himself.

@johnrains2339

20 күн бұрын

He REALLY loved Thank You For Smoking which was just an above average 2006 movie

@bighomiegayass1917

17 күн бұрын

@@johnrains2339 I am at the ready to carry out a permanent fatwah against Doug for his unforgivable and quite frankly, baffling review of The Wall

Cronkite thing seemed funny. Perhaps because he's closest to Jerry's heartlike mass.

I guarantee Matt loves the movie

@raskassputin7408

25 күн бұрын

I doubt it, no sqibbs

What kind of psycho wants to go watch public apologies?

Have you seen “The Road to Wellville”?

Bobcat Goldthwaith's Misfits & Monsters is such a hidden gem. And in 2nd ep an outspoken Werewolf becoming the president, eerily foreshadowing^^ Seinfeld, meh... Happy pride

31:10 Another Felix masterpiece.

11:50 Bill Burr was there. Idk, there are so many in the it's hard to say what the incentives were for everyone. Some people may have liked the challenge of doing a good performance in those circumstances. Or they were there to phone it in cuz Jerry called in some favors from them like a Mob boss except he did it for a stupid PopTart movie.

The Stern and Gilbert stuff is utterly brilliant and luckily for non-Stern/Gilbert nerds like me who have had MP3s for decades they're all on the youtubes Gilbert Gottfried and Howard Stern goof on Jerry Seinfeld (three parts, this is the call to the woman that went on a date with Jerry) Filling Jerry Seinfeld's Answering Machine (i think it's about 49ish minutes in)

@honestabe411

25 күн бұрын

Stern back in the 90s saved my life

Someone I know went to a stand up tour he did 15 - 20 years ago and described it at a waste of money.

The Blackberry movie is great

@Nickelicious7

25 күн бұрын

Facts.

Hold up. This is a real movie?

bobcat also made that found-footage bigfoot horror movie. how could they forget that.

Kyle Dunnigan plays Walter btw

Kyle Dunnigan as Walter Cronkite was the best part of the movie

To all Coppola heads, I got to see Megapolis at Cannes and it’s *okay* Unique to say the least.

Bryan is so goated man love to hear the takes

Shouts out to BobCat!

If you want to understand Seinfeld, try and sit through that godawful documentary he did that was half patting himself on the back and half trying to make a star out of this terrible, mean-spirited comedian named Orny Adams. This guy had that same maladjusted, autistic approach to comedy where he operates under the assumption that being funny is just knowing the right funnyman formulas and rewriting skills. Seinfeld and Adams both represent a sociopath trying to emulate people who have actual personalities and viewpoints using humor and being entertaining. I mean, have you ever met someone who's favorite character on Seinfeld was...Jerry?

Seinfeld was definitely on Carson, I'm pretty sure multiple times. There's speculation that the entire reason Seinfeld the sitcom was commissioned was to keep him under contract at NBC to cover the reshuffling that would be caused by Carson's retirement. CGI Carson must just be in the movie out of nostalgia for those days.

This movie review is everything I thought it would be and more.

A new Chapo review!!!!!!!

Never had a pop tart in my life Look at them!

38:58 Kyle Dunnigan was Walter

The beginning statement....that would be for good reason...

the seinfeld kramer apology happened on letterman not leno. get your imaginary memories correct lol.

@freakyzed8467

12 күн бұрын

So was it imaginary or not?

Also clearly Jerry never seen Bottoms from last year

Roger Ebert gives it 6 million thumbs down.

luckiest guy in showbiz

Pop tarts, for people who like bread and gum

My parents wouldn't buy Pop-Tarts, so I only ate them if I stayed the night at a friend's. Thus, they seem special to me.

@Grogeous_Maximus

26 күн бұрын

kthx

@honestabe411

25 күн бұрын

They make my tongue swell up

Please see dollop like 49 or something the cereal men

They watched it so u don't have to.

Not even saying this to rag on him, but it baffles me that Bryan has been podcasting longer than almost any other person in the game and perpetually sounds like it’s his first time doing it. I like the dude, and again not trying to hate on him, but it’s legitimately sort of impressive to have been doing something nonstop for almost 15 years and never have made an iota of improvement.

@campfortson4387

27 күн бұрын

That Guys Podcast is brutal, hate the effete snooty guy's voice.

Jerry Draddledildofield

What man would not be a comic if he could? It is a great thing Comedy. Suppose two comics on a stage with nothing to wager save their jokes. Who has not heard such an open mic? A turn of the punchline. The whole universe for such a comic has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to laugh at that man’s joke or that man at his. What more certain validation of a man’s worth could there be? This enhancement of the joke to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man's joke over another is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a laugh without agency or significance either one. In such open mics as have for their stake the annihilation of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. This man holding this particular arrangement of jokes is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of comedy, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, comedy is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one’s wit and the wit of another within that larger wit which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. Comedy is the ultimate game because Comedy is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. Comedy is god. You’re crazy Seinfeld. Crazy at last. Seinfeld smiled.

It was Letterman, not Leno, Will. Get it right!

Dammit now I have to watch this to see just how bad it is 😅

So Seinfeld just ended up making the Modern Marvels movie

Don Draper 10/10

Ford vs Ferrari is probably the only real good one in this genre. It's the only one I can remember fondly.