Certified Bronze Age Meme

Ea Nasir has come to bless us with his presence on this very day.

Пікірлер: 248

  • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
    @publiusventidiusbassus1232Ай бұрын

    Ea-Nasir's copper is still ass

  • @whiteeagleforce2.040

    @whiteeagleforce2.040

    Ай бұрын

    Say sike right now 😡

  • @whatever3132

    @whatever3132

    Ай бұрын

    I looked up the story, started reading about it and then learned that they discovered the ruins of Ea-Nasir’s house…where they promptly found THREE MORE complaints that were buried there. Dude was a fucking legend for being so bad at his job that 3000 years later we’re still finding ancient cuneiform tablets about how shit he was!

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    29 күн бұрын

    @@whiteeagleforce2.040 ...Do you mean _psych?_

  • @whiteeagleforce2.040

    @whiteeagleforce2.040

    29 күн бұрын

    @@jackabug2475 both ways. Mostly sike.

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    29 күн бұрын

    @@whiteeagleforce2.040 What does a drainage ditch have to do with anything?

  • @PsychicIsaacs
    @PsychicIsaacsАй бұрын

    This meme is specially dedicated to the 12 people on Earth who can actually speak Ancient Sumerian...

  • @geigertec5921

    @geigertec5921

    Ай бұрын

    He said something about "your copper is of very poor quality, I will not be buying copper from you ever again, you waste my time and money" or something like that.

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    Ай бұрын

    @@geigertec5921 Thank you -- the oldest language I ever learned was Old Persian, which was no help here!

  • @geigertec5921

    @geigertec5921

    Ай бұрын

    @@jackabug2475 I don't actually speak Ancient Sumerian, I surmised that was what was being said through shear conjecture given the bronze age relied so much on copper and one of the oldest pieces of writing is a Sumerian complaining about low quality copper.

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    Ай бұрын

    @@geigertec5921 That might very well be what was actually being said, and it's hard to imagine a better joke for OP to have made! Thanks for fessing up, though. 👍👍

  • @fastgen839

    @fastgen839

    Ай бұрын

    kinda sad ngl

  • @overpoweredpotato6254
    @overpoweredpotato62548 күн бұрын

    Ea-Nasir sold me fentanyl

  • @AshKetchum442

    @AshKetchum442

    3 күн бұрын

    holy shit dude 😂

  • @kennyspaeter

    @kennyspaeter

    3 күн бұрын

    Don't Take it all at once.😂 NO GEORGE DON'T😮

  • @dovelugosi

    @dovelugosi

    3 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @davidE.90151

    @davidE.90151

    3 күн бұрын

    it was just salt

  • @Best_Quality_Copper

    @Best_Quality_Copper

    15 сағат бұрын

    Shhhh, you weren't supposed to tell anyone

  • @nikobellic732
    @nikobellic732Ай бұрын

    This meme is sponsored by Ea-Nasir's shit copper

  • @codman09
    @codman0918 күн бұрын

    Bro sucked at making copper so badly he is now memorialized in the Internet forever

  • @-.nocturna.-

    @-.nocturna.-

    Күн бұрын

    Sucked??? He was tripping balls.

  • @contrarian8870
    @contrarian8870Ай бұрын

    It's a "you had to be there to get it" thing

  • @seanryan3020

    @seanryan3020

    2 күн бұрын

    "Geography joke"

  • @mexx2602
    @mexx260213 күн бұрын

    when you need a PhD to understand a meme

  • @user-tv2lj4bn2z
    @user-tv2lj4bn2zАй бұрын

    𒁷𒀭𒀀𒆤 𒊮 𒈪𒉭𒂵𒈬 𒉌 𒃶𒅁𒌤😭

  • @deacongreen2942

    @deacongreen2942

    18 күн бұрын

    You say what?

  • @osasunaitor

    @osasunaitor

    17 күн бұрын

    Nah, lies and more lies. Don't listen to this guy

  • @vishnujith83

    @vishnujith83

    11 күн бұрын

    It is quite controversial but I respect your opinion.

  • @kubawilk1304

    @kubawilk1304

    11 күн бұрын

    Totally agree, but I would use other words

  • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    9 күн бұрын

    𓂀𓅃𓀆𓉢𓅡𓅡𓅡𓋠𓀿🙄

  • @Sturla-Tyr
    @Sturla-TyrАй бұрын

    Me and my boys back in 3000 B.C used to laugh at this meme so much. I miss my homies, R.I.P to the goats. Life just was never the same after they got mummified several thousands of years ago.

  • @hirofox85

    @hirofox85

    Ай бұрын

    Do you visit them in the British Museum?

  • @shanmantv

    @shanmantv

    16 күн бұрын

    And how did you survive my guy

  • @RT-qd8yl

    @RT-qd8yl

    6 күн бұрын

    You laughed at an invocation of Ishtar? Wtf bro not cool 😦

  • @francogiobbimontesanti3826
    @francogiobbimontesanti382617 күн бұрын

    Imagine how mad the guy who wrote the complain of Ea Nassir is. Literally made him become the most famous Sumerian in history.

  • @DemianGammons-xv3qf

    @DemianGammons-xv3qf

    2 күн бұрын

    Ea Nassir: task failed successfully

  • @Alienguy500
    @Alienguy5009 күн бұрын

    "You heard that one about the dog in the tavern?"

  • @Jan-wp9fn

    @Jan-wp9fn

    Күн бұрын

    Please explain 😭😂

  • @Best_Quality_Copper

    @Best_Quality_Copper

    15 сағат бұрын

    Funniest joke I ever heard🤣🤣🤣

  • @MiniBahamut
    @MiniBahamut6 күн бұрын

    Truly a Mesopotamian Moment

  • @jaypenn491
    @jaypenn4919 күн бұрын

    Archeological evidence that the Vine Boom soundeffect has existed for millennium.

  • @JustHereForCatVideos
    @JustHereForCatVideosАй бұрын

    UDREEEEEA!

  • @alspezial2747

    @alspezial2747

    Ай бұрын

    Ud suuuuura reeea

  • @Hikonuji_NM

    @Hikonuji_NM

    23 күн бұрын

    Ngii rea...

  • @alspezial2747

    @alspezial2747

    23 күн бұрын

    Ngi baaaara rēa

  • @mrosskne

    @mrosskne

    3 күн бұрын

    IN THOSE ANCIENT DAYS

  • @brettalizer3271
    @brettalizer3271Ай бұрын

    you've got to be be Akkadian me!

  • @Astroblemo

    @Astroblemo

    11 күн бұрын

    you've got to be uniting me

  • @mrosskne

    @mrosskne

    3 күн бұрын

    actually lol'd

  • @xskipy1037
    @xskipy103715 күн бұрын

    I feel compelled to give this man my business. I’m sure his products are of acceptable quality

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo87465 күн бұрын

    No memes will ever redeem Ea-nasir from selling me shit ass copper 😡💢

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan10 күн бұрын

    Give me my copper Ea-Nasir

  • @SirFlanKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    @SirFlanKKKKKKKKKKKKK20 күн бұрын

    I got scammed by this guy... Dude like really bad copper

  • @sagethelemur
    @sagethelemur3 күн бұрын

    Ea-Nasir, even the ancients were skeptical about EAs claims

  • @RasmusCPro
    @RasmusCProАй бұрын

    Where is my good quality copper you promised?!

  • @Best_Quality_Copper

    @Best_Quality_Copper

    15 сағат бұрын

    It's in the next shipment, I swear

  • @cream4r
    @cream4r17 күн бұрын

    Who else looking at this meme while crossing the Aegean?

  • @hugotheimpecileone
    @hugotheimpecileone10 күн бұрын

    Humbaba jumpscare 😳

  • @LeChevalierLelion
    @LeChevalierLelion6 күн бұрын

    Kids and there clay tablets meme back in my days we used to forward our cave paintings

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw452710 күн бұрын

    I expected a meme. Not a jumpscare from Humbaba the Terrible.

  • @MrGeneralHeavy
    @MrGeneralHeavy23 күн бұрын

    This is a certified euphrates classic

  • @khovandgar123
    @khovandgar12315 күн бұрын

    Dog : ill open this one. Hahah nice joke😂

  • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    @millenniumhandandshrimp2610

    9 күн бұрын

    A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.

  • @Cyanide0074
    @Cyanide00742 күн бұрын

    "No Ishtar Sauce?"

  • @TheMonochronicalVapor_
    @TheMonochronicalVapor_Ай бұрын

    ur now into this aren't you

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    Ай бұрын

    Hur hur Ur!

  • @kingmj87
    @kingmj87Ай бұрын

    Lost my shit at Humbaba 🤣

  • @matthewdrexler188
    @matthewdrexler1882 күн бұрын

    I'm smoken on that sumarian quazimodo carpetbomber obsequious demon whisper runtz!

  • @thesteamenginelover1974
    @thesteamenginelover19742 күн бұрын

    This is one of those videos that would of scared me when I was like 5 years old

  • @blueconversechucks
    @blueconversechucksАй бұрын

    is that a ziggurat?

  • @noctembra

    @noctembra

    Ай бұрын

    ur

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    29 күн бұрын

    That'z zigzactly what it is!

  • @kalibininsabunu

    @kalibininsabunu

    4 күн бұрын

    It is Ziggurat of Ur one of the best preserved of its kind.

  • @Artie-vq4zq

    @Artie-vq4zq

    3 күн бұрын

    Ziggurat to know what that is.

  • @mrosskne

    @mrosskne

    3 күн бұрын

    woah dude we say ziggat these days watch the hard R

  • @the_julia_fair
    @the_julia_fair18 сағат бұрын

    Ea-Nasir when I catch you Ea-Nasir…

  • @bagelboy7437
    @bagelboy7437Ай бұрын

    Stop looking at memes and praise the Sun

  • @jackabug2475

    @jackabug2475

    29 күн бұрын

    Please accept this internet as your accolade, inspired one.

  • @Xenochetemist
    @Xenochetemist2 күн бұрын

    The last shit was the equivalence of "I'm bout to Kammmm!!"

  • @Asmrtist021
    @Asmrtist0213 күн бұрын

    Nanni be like: Im bouta end this mans whole career

  • @ohmss069
    @ohmss0693 күн бұрын

    It’s the oldest business review

  • @TheGrammarPolice7
    @TheGrammarPolice717 күн бұрын

    A "bronze age meme" means an age meme made of bronze. Hyphens exist to be used.

  • @daldladla

    @daldladla

    4 күн бұрын

    He gave you a like

  • @grzexd
    @grzexd2 күн бұрын

    DAMN YOU EA NASIR THE COPPER SELLER

  • @pac1fic055
    @pac1fic05513 сағат бұрын

    Ea-nasir would never have imagined his planet-spanning celebrity status thousands of years in the future.

  • @gamera5160
    @gamera51603 күн бұрын

    Me guiding time traveling Sumerians around: "And this meme right here is basically the only thing most people on Earth know about your culture."

  • @CollinWootan
    @CollinWootan4 күн бұрын

    Hammurabi coded

  • @Blueee51
    @Blueee51Күн бұрын

    Im glad youtube showed me this at 3:50am

  • @BlazeTc1402-7
    @BlazeTc1402-73 күн бұрын

    Hittite jumpscare 🗿

  • @P4T098
    @P4T09811 күн бұрын

    We are making it out of the Euphrates with this one

  • @dovelugosi
    @dovelugosi3 күн бұрын

    Trip to kingdom of Akkad commercial

  • @Ariunboldu
    @Ariunboldu2 күн бұрын

    Ea-Nasir - shit just got real

  • @patrickbateman4335
    @patrickbateman4335Күн бұрын

    I am Nanni's direct descendant, descendants of Nanni whom Ea Nasir sold substandard coppers to my ancestor, Nanni. Till this day I'm still looking for Ea Nasir direct descendant and would like a refund on behalf of my ancestor, Nanni. This is unacceptable.

  • @nikson3720
    @nikson37204 күн бұрын

    When you meet some sus fellas loitering about the ziggurat

  • @TrashSpace69
    @TrashSpace6918 күн бұрын

    Sending this to my 10yo sister

  • @evdomos
    @evdomosКүн бұрын

    This is a certified bronze age moment.

  • @sterisharms1468
    @sterisharms14682 күн бұрын

    I was waiting for UDREEEEA

  • @osasunaitor
    @osasunaitor17 күн бұрын

    Please bring back Bronze Age memes

  • @kaji3376
    @kaji33766 күн бұрын

    Couldn’t be Ea-Nasir rn

  • @_phildog
    @_phildogКүн бұрын

    Guys there’s NO WAY this guy sells proper copper

  • @fastgen839
    @fastgen839Ай бұрын

    understandable.. have a good day

  • @neggalx_4639
    @neggalx_4639Күн бұрын

    I saw Ea-Nassir yesterday

  • @kamitsuki.6127
    @kamitsuki.612728 күн бұрын

    No way he said that!

  • @Korino
    @Korino3 күн бұрын

    mf is speaking an ancient language and you can still hear the german accent

  • @alpaslanpata6657
    @alpaslanpata66572 күн бұрын

    This is peak internet.

  • @vinstual9830
    @vinstual9830Күн бұрын

    Alpha Oriri! Un Gaudium! 🙌👏🙏

  • @ionescualexandru3733
    @ionescualexandru3733Күн бұрын

    One more meme before sleep

  • @valthenvega2434
    @valthenvega243419 сағат бұрын

    More than 2000 years old but nailed the triggered glare

  • @user-qw5mj7dr6d
    @user-qw5mj7dr6d3 күн бұрын

    Very good... Very good.

  • @AriesSun21
    @AriesSun21Күн бұрын

    Shout out to the first nightclub, Gobleki Tepi

  • @skylarsobczak8040
    @skylarsobczak804014 сағат бұрын

    This is a certified Sumerian classic

  • @Diogolindir
    @Diogolindir5 күн бұрын

    Why am I laughing? Why am I laughing?

  • @TheMymovie
    @TheMymovie18 күн бұрын

    Such raw power

  • @kirkir1984
    @kirkir1984Күн бұрын

    I can bet this is ancient "thug shaker" meme

  • @Delgas01
    @Delgas01Күн бұрын

    This is why aliens don't visit us

  • @frozenburrito2.087
    @frozenburrito2.087Күн бұрын

    Idk what he said but I bet he's spitting bars

  • @notsoproguy6755
    @notsoproguy675519 күн бұрын

    Wow, my generation had much better memes than today

  • @steelfalconx2000
    @steelfalconx20003 күн бұрын

    This meme is 5/5 ziggurats.

  • @LizOdinseye
    @LizOdinseye2 күн бұрын

    Best video on the internet

  • @Eeevonn
    @EeevonnКүн бұрын

    Watchout jumpscare at 0:32

  • @rustgrime9897
    @rustgrime98973 сағат бұрын

    Hittite jump scare

  • @Andrew90046zero
    @Andrew90046zero2 күн бұрын

    Bronze age jump scare.

  • @rsolsjo
    @rsolsjoСағат бұрын

    Humbaba: watch this boys!

  • @h378dh4uj
    @h378dh4uj3 күн бұрын

    Good old days, the younger generation would never understand.

  • @eurique7303
    @eurique73038 сағат бұрын

    Bronze age is our morrowind

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim3 күн бұрын

    Spitting facts.

  • @dimm8515
    @dimm85158 күн бұрын

    I agree with everything said in this video

  • @scrummyvision
    @scrummyvision18 сағат бұрын

    man and i thought my latin was solid

  • @Chlrintruc
    @Chlrintruc5 күн бұрын

    Enki is coming back bro

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit92115 күн бұрын

    NICE ziggurat

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma4 күн бұрын

    This triggers the same brain response as Mandela Catalogue, why.

  • @snesfan8935
    @snesfan89352 күн бұрын

    Um Sabah-nur was right 👍😂.

  • @dingusbingus7463
    @dingusbingus74632 күн бұрын

    That's it im learning Sumerian

  • @vave2607
    @vave26073 күн бұрын

    Understood

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus4 күн бұрын

    Ok soomer

  • @Queen_Cnidarian
    @Queen_Cnidarian18 күн бұрын

    So this is why you should learn history…

  • @soarrefly
    @soarrefly29 күн бұрын

    Say it again bart! "Iltam zuhrah ishupti" in the most depressing tone **class goes wild**

  • @ThomasRBaum
    @ThomasRBaum6 күн бұрын

    Here before it hits one billion

  • @KurtTheDM-jo7dg
    @KurtTheDM-jo7dg16 күн бұрын

    Why is this on my fyp?

  • @Meless
    @Meless4 күн бұрын

    *_Nergal 🗿🗿🗿🗿_*

  • @quicksam9941
    @quicksam994111 күн бұрын

    this meme is from the future. you don't understand the reference yet.

  • @GoldTegu
    @GoldTegu2 күн бұрын

    O_O *vine boom sound effect*

  • @arenomusic
    @arenomusic5 күн бұрын

    It's just fucking copper how bad could it be?

  • @eaanaoea

    @eaanaoea

    19 сағат бұрын

    It was so bad that 4000* years later people still know how bad it was. That's gotta be pretty sh!tty quality.

  • @Cuestrupaster
    @Cuestrupaster3 күн бұрын

    True.