"If they ain't vote for me they ain't wastelander"

freeside kids are just as smart as vault kids

@BorkBigFrighten2

24 күн бұрын

I'M DEAD LOL

@rmmimerin130

23 күн бұрын

LMAO

@jburg636

23 күн бұрын

Thanks Mister! 🍴🐀

@sludgechan

22 күн бұрын

LOOLLLL

@warthunder9155

21 күн бұрын

Fantastic

THE HOUSE ALWAYS LOSES: Quest started…[?]

@Vinny4312

26 күн бұрын

Not my house.

@livesinsewersirl

25 күн бұрын

the house always forgets

@simonchoudhury7576

25 күн бұрын

Forgot the house keys

@Lethal_Spoon

25 күн бұрын

who’s house?

@KiiXii

25 күн бұрын

The house always sleeps

He put himself in the pod so he'd never have to climb stairs again

The house always forgets

Corn Pop’s Legion

@erinsloan1871

25 күн бұрын

edward sallow was a bad dude

@nittygrittygarage5497

24 күн бұрын

And he ran a bunch of bad boys

@user-gb7cl8np3p

22 күн бұрын

lol corn pops gang being called the romans makes this even funnier

@vamppanic

22 күн бұрын

corn pop was a nefarious man

The house is… yeah.

@ninjahollan1008

25 күн бұрын

well anyway.

@G-Mastah-Fash

23 күн бұрын

y-you know the thing

@315katty

20 күн бұрын

😂

"The house always... uhhh, huh.... ummm.... nevermind"

@lotgc

21 күн бұрын

"the house is always... you know, the thing!"

@The65chevelle

16 күн бұрын

Trump would say? The House always grabs them by the pussy.

C'mon man you need to destroy the brotherhood of steel, they're a bunch of bad dudes, they got metal suits that... that get hot in the sun & uh theres nothing better on a hot day than than some ice cream.... So thats why you need to go get me some chocolate chip from the uh the thing you know.."

this is what Mr house would be like irl honestly. just losing his mind for the last 200 years and when you get to him he's nothing but an insane forgetful husk.

@funninoriginal6054

25 күн бұрын

He was basically in a coma for ¾'s of these 200 years so it makes some sense that he's not uber senile

@wee4567

25 күн бұрын

But wouldn't that be a more compelling antagonist? The richest man on the wasteland, in charge of combat robots, and an entire empire of casinos run by thugs and fiends, and he's dementia-addled

@suckurmum69

24 күн бұрын

@@wee4567 i think that's KIND OF like Caesar with the giant brain tumor and the army of tribal slavers

@hattmannen5868

24 күн бұрын

​@@funninoriginal6054 wouldnt that just give him even more memory loss?

@funninoriginal6054

24 күн бұрын

@@hattmannen5868 I guess not? I'm not a doctor or anything, so i might be wrong here, but as far as i know your mind is just resting when sleeping or during a coma, and the preservation pod House has makes sure his brain wont have any diseases due to aging or bacteria while he's in there

stop sniffing the securitrons

@sheldonjplanktonn

7 күн бұрын

👃 🤖

Hold on, even after killing Benny, you’re not gonna give me the chocolate chip? C’mon man

@michaelsworld8537

22 күн бұрын

HAHAHAHA

forgetting what ice cream he was talking about and mistaking the chip for another ice cream was too good

Somone need to make a mod where this is actually the new house and he sends you on unclear quests

@315katty

21 күн бұрын

And then forgets who you are when you come back to claim a reward

@macaryl95

20 күн бұрын

Morrowind vibes

[Medicine 50/50] Do you get these headaches and forgetfulness often?

@rebelfriend5172

21 күн бұрын

That’s way to high of a skill check

@danobrien4890

21 күн бұрын

@@rebelfriend5172 that’s the actual skill check when you talk to Caesar

@rebelfriend5172

21 күн бұрын

@@danobrien4890 lmao

@Eshdave

20 күн бұрын

What headaches and erm the other thing

The house always sleeps

"Who are you"

He needs a new brain. Maybe Old Lady Gibson has one more dog

''Wait who are you'' LMAO

The NCR is a nation that can be defined in a single word: ahhhshshufuthufutulothimlayas

Now be a good Cornpop and- do, you know... the thing. Cmon man

@borntopwnyou

25 күн бұрын

Man c'mon fat look man c'mon

@toastyanon8902

17 күн бұрын

“Mean Sonafabitch was a Bad Dude, and he ran with some Mean Dudes… I mean…”

Vegas is a city that can be described in a single word. Asfutimuh... Uh, futifu, w... Excuse me, the foothills of Mount Charlestown with Markus.

@seronymus

8 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

Someone get him the teleprompter

Mr. Dementia

Platinum Hip

@seronymus

8 күн бұрын

Very underrated comment

Go get the uh...you know, the thing

@315katty

21 күн бұрын

The chocolate chip

'we're gonna take hoover dam, jack'

We hold these truths to be self-evident: That the Securitons are upgraded by... by the, you know the, you know the thing.

Me: "I'm Joe Biden." Biden: "Ah right, I'm supposed to be getting you the Platinum Chocolate Chip. Or was it Rocky road? C'mon man..."

Just needed to end it with him pooping his digital pants

The House Always Forgets.

slanderous lies , bo jiden would never tell someone to forget chocolate chocolate chip.

Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or the legion, then you ain't a courier.

“Hey courier, you gotta fix the water purification system in DC and save your… ummm.. dad. I think”

@alisona.4166

9 күн бұрын

"Hey courier, you gotta go to Skyrim and kill the ..... uh ..... dragons"

The house always falls

New Vegas can be described in 1 word assafuttaanamada....any way

@formbi

23 күн бұрын

- Caemsar - Sarsaparilla!

This is only innacurate because he references his previous sentences as if he can remember them

The House does not remember

"The Platinum Chip is a... uhhh... hmmm... my securitrons... uh... uhhhmmm... anyway"

Joe Biden is the irl version of mobius from old world blues

@JohnSheppard105

23 күн бұрын

Except mobius was actually cool,and was intelligent

@deadshot5007

23 күн бұрын

​@@JohnSheppard105 So is/was Biden

@colonelsanders1349

22 күн бұрын

@@deadshot5007Hahahahahaha

@deadshot5007

22 күн бұрын

@@colonelsanders1349 The truth is funny?

@adfadfafd6654

22 күн бұрын

@@deadshot5007 lol

*Quest added: I forgot to remember to forget but I forgot everything this time.*

The House always...eh, yeah.

The House always sleeps

When you have both high charisma…… but manage to still lose on speech:

Mr. House, but it’s actually just Chief Hanlon.

Biden as Caesar would be surreal

What’s that white powder doing inside the Lucky 38? Is it some sort of survival cooking recipe?

Don't forget to collect Corn Pops head for the bounty.

Fallout: Lost Vegas

That was a perfect bell curve of a sentence Ok courier Get me the platinum chip Then get me rocky road Choco… chocolate chip? get me the rocky road Who are you?

The only Fallout character to have a negative stat for intelligence

Gimme the… the…. The…. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

,,keep yappin' courier.C'mon man"

The Boden always wins

Mr. President, you killed it 🔥 🦅

HE LIKES CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP

I was looking for this scene when I got to it. Thanks for the upload.

Courier I need you to give me the chocolate chip so we can ban automatic 50 cal bump stock anti armor ar-15

@overlybroadcast3952

16 күн бұрын

trump banned bump stocks lmao

canonical mr house

Centuries of preparation... why... are you here without rocky road where is my rocky road

Mr house needs to take a psychology exam ong

Give me 20 trillion dollars and I'll reinvigorate the creepshot genre. 50 trillion and I'll have little girl scented perfumes. 100 trillion and my drones will be heading for the amazon rain forest to search for girls unpolluted by the wrath and folly of AoC laws.

Time to explore the Divide in the new Rocky Road™ DLC.

The House Always... Succeeds?

The New Commiefornia Republic and Donnie's Legion being at each other's throats is just a part of his game ;)

@macaryl95

20 күн бұрын

The Legion is a pretty accurate vessel for magats

@CheapCreep

19 күн бұрын

Joshua Graham was a bad hombre, so we had him deported.

How do you manage to give a computer dementia ☠️

“If your having problems voting for me or for Caesar, then you ain’t Ncr”

What about his uncle who was eaten by Super mutants?

Preoccupied with covering up his sons healing powder habits

The house always showers with his daughter

@overlybroadcast3952

16 күн бұрын

thats donny

@1nhof

9 күн бұрын

​@@overlybroadcast3952 Biden's daughter literally wrote it in her diary that Biden would try to shower with her

with that sleep pod you can without a doubt say that he is sleepy joe

I feel like Biden would be more like mobius than house.

@CheapCreep

19 күн бұрын

Or No Bark.

Courier, I need the platinum chip so I can rig the election.

The house doesn’t lose🔥🔥🔥

His diapers platinum chip

POV: it's Biden's last year of his 2nd term, and you're an errand boy for the Secret Service.

False, he would have never even woken up to establish new vegas

the radiation would make my leg hairs stand up and the ghouls would come over and scurry about, i know a thing or two about radroaches

Truth is, the corn was popped from the start

the house always.. uh.. come on man, you know, the, uh… the thing!

Omg! It's The Big Guy! :0

Courier: “Ok I have the Platinum chip, what’s next?” Biden: “Come on man! You gotta go to the bunker and……pause”.

If you have a hard time deciding whether you're for me or The Enclave then you aint Feral!

The house always....you know the thing!

The house is a burning memory

Did you remember my rockyroad? NO! kills himself

nice

Should have ended with, “End of dialogue.”

This is amazing

And i learned alot about radroaches that day ...

Introducing a new vegas exclusive flavor: platinum platinum chip! In stores now

They were out of Rocky-Road & Chocolate Chip flavors Tell me how this 9-iron tastes.

Biden is the Yes man replacement because Biden can’t remember enough to say No

Was waiting for him to mention his son Beau…

I cant believe we're gonna have 4 more years of him

@lightningvolt3150

11 күн бұрын

Unfortunately we probably aren't

not slurring enough

Can bush be yes man please

@CheapCreep

19 күн бұрын

✈️🏙️

such un unsettling imitation

I heard a comedian say “Biden winning is like finding out your dad can’t fight.”

Freeside kids are in trouble now