Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #3
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Over the past few months, before the virus drove us underground, we’d been asking our celebrity guests to read real text messages from the women who brought them into this world. So in honor of Mother’s Day, here’s Gwyneth Paltrow, Will Arnett, Lakeith Stanfield, Elle Fanning, January Jones, Ben Schwartz, Don Lemon, Renee Zellweger, Emily Blunt and Aidy Bryant reading real text messages from their mothers. #MomTexts #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse
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Emily blunt’s mum, feels like she was writing a book
@minor1822
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@rayyana.8538
4 жыл бұрын
With competition from Elle Fannings mum....lol
@nourmansi8263
4 жыл бұрын
Kelpyseal 😂😂
@nourmansi8263
4 жыл бұрын
rayyan a. Yeah😂
@rebeccacother
4 жыл бұрын
It's a shame the graphics department didn't check the spelling though. She clearly says hall floor and not whole floor. Although do Americans use the term hall in their homes?
That’s some solid advice on diving though
@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89
4 жыл бұрын
A little excessive, but she got her point across.
@jessicabruno1316
4 жыл бұрын
Mom?
@architapermatasantynawan721
4 жыл бұрын
yes that was funny🤣
@lab-likeaboss468
4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure she’s mum a Swimming Instructor.
@estherkimnz
4 жыл бұрын
So true, my friend got stitches after getting a deep cut in her foot from jumping off a pier. Imagine head first! Don’t do it kids!
FYI, the slogan is "Meth. We're on it." I think it's hilarious!
@mishaa7263
4 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@Sunshine-N-Piggys
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao😂
@methumnielaahabadagedara5828
4 жыл бұрын
they prolly wanna hire me
@oliviarouse2361
4 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂 😂
@ellajames2033
4 жыл бұрын
OMG hahahaha
Emily blunt laughing when she read that her mom thought she broke her arm
@CREEDO.
3 жыл бұрын
u ashould watch the previous vid siot
@Cherrybomberbabeh
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, my mom is also rather clumsy; she would have been laughing while she texted me. Not because it was fun, but you can cry or laugh and we choose the latter.
@nayapinks
2 жыл бұрын
I found that really weird. Nothing funny about a broken arm.
@JavierGarcia-zc4zc
2 жыл бұрын
Dale
@Biamedici
2 жыл бұрын
I think she knew that if something serious had happened, she would have heard about it in some other way. She was laughing over her mother's texting style, to which she is obviously frequently subjected.
Emily Blunts mom fell in british. Like some people "Cry in Spanish"? Yeah, she falls down the stairs in British.
@alicemestria4373
4 жыл бұрын
She is British...
@Rainmaker_ES
4 жыл бұрын
@@alicemestria4373 Woosh (The Joke going over your head)
@alicemestria4373
4 жыл бұрын
Ivan Porrua ok, so I didn’t get the joke, can you explain it to me?
@lizabuddenhagen9906
3 жыл бұрын
@@alicemestria4373 the whole description was British. She managed to "grasp the banister" for example. An American would write "I grabbed the railing".
@Marychelle
3 жыл бұрын
@@alicemestria4373 r/whoosh
Emily Blunt's mom calls her Boop😄
@AllAboutPurple
4 жыл бұрын
Doctor Thirteen and she does her own stunt
@tednorberto3086
4 жыл бұрын
Her mom's tweet was like watching a movie.
@precillasudary1276
4 жыл бұрын
Doctor Thirteen I thought that was funny I call my son Boop 😂😂
@brenna_boop6341
4 жыл бұрын
Is that an English thing? Or solely an Emily Blunt’s mom Thing?
@simplyalexa378
4 жыл бұрын
Mariel R yeah my mom calls me Boo and I’m 21
Is nobody going to talk about Aidy Bryant's mom?! "That last sketch ate sh*t" is TIMELESS.
@Betared2003
4 жыл бұрын
I think she's talking about Kyle Mooney's Beer Money sketch which was yeah...
@TheSpaceCrafter
4 жыл бұрын
So timeless!
@TryMyMartini
3 жыл бұрын
That IS a good mom!
@christinacampbell5952
2 жыл бұрын
aidy looks so pretty here
@dokterclaw1083
2 жыл бұрын
@@Betared2003 Kyle Mooney is the funniest cast member by far
Emily’s mom 😂😂 She does her own stunts
@kmc9452
4 жыл бұрын
Her bit was the funniest. My Mother doesn't like texting at all but bcse of the Pandemic she's bored & reads them. Aidy's Mom sounds mean. The black ladies texts were hilarious.
@jamespower5165
4 жыл бұрын
@@kmc9452 No Aidy's mom is criticizing the skit that aired in place of the one Aidy was in. She was just being supportive.
@fe5018
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamespower5165, mean about other people on your behalf is still mean 🤷♂️ (entertaining but mean)
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
3 ай бұрын
@@fe5018 She didn't actually mean that, that was just being supportive and frustrated on behalf of her daughter.
Lakeith and his mom had the best texting interaction.
@nicawi46
3 жыл бұрын
I would take a couple burritos from her homegirl! Yum!!
@brett8460
3 жыл бұрын
But for real though, who the hell cooks on the floor?
@drawwitme8316
2 жыл бұрын
@@brett8460 you'd be surprised!!
@SheilaR.08
2 жыл бұрын
@@drawwitme8316 That's why I never eat food from other people's homes. That and the shocking lack of hand soap in everyone's kitchens. Yikes.
@ladennayoung2939
2 жыл бұрын
@@SheilaR.08 Not saying I eat food that everyone bring me, or whatever the case maybe. But you honestly DON'T know what's happening to food in the plants, that it have been processed in, or restaurant's either, for that matter. There is supposedly some pretty disgusting things in chocolate and peanut butter. That's why I try to pray over my food, water, and everything, and go on. You can and will literally drive yourself crazy, thinking about things that can be in food, or whatever the case maybe.
Glad to know i’m not the only one whose parents send them full anxiety ridden paragraphs
@susanb5058
4 жыл бұрын
Brendonmakesmesmile 😂🤣😂
@mehwish7558
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@tigris8235
4 жыл бұрын
Wait your dad does that too?
@Brendonmakesmesmile
4 жыл бұрын
@@tigris8235 yup lmao
@zack4eva
4 жыл бұрын
My parents didn’t but my mother-in-law does.
The way Ben Schwartz says “I WANNA TALK TO EVERYONE!!!”
@hayleymcgough8567
4 жыл бұрын
careful ben your sonic is showing
@krr74
4 жыл бұрын
His reply to her was adorable
@littlebitofedesign
3 жыл бұрын
And I can in fact hear it in "Bronx Jewish"
@madyjules06
2 жыл бұрын
that was simultaneously really sweet & really sad … his poor mama
“That last sketch ate 💩” “That’s a good mom.” That’s the BEST mom. Happy One-Day-Late Mother’s Day to All!!
I think Elle's mum might have been having a nervous breakdown when she sent that? Or is there a Netflix documentary on diving into water I haven't yet heard about?
@marissamorris7084
4 жыл бұрын
Lol didn’t she jump in Bright Places?
@sketchgiirl
4 жыл бұрын
Tiger Swim 😂
@ForMontagne
4 жыл бұрын
My theory is that she must have recently watched 'The Sea Inside'. Such a scary, depressing watch. No diving or jumping from me since!
@michellecordeirogrant3247
3 жыл бұрын
I think Elle's mum might have been having a nervous breakdown when she sent that? Or is there a Netflix documentary on diving into water I haven't yet heard about?
@luhole
3 жыл бұрын
@@michellecordeirogrant3247 Okey dokey.
Emily Blunt's mom sounds like she is from the early 1900s.
@tahayasseri139
4 жыл бұрын
That's called English, love.
@Cozette420
4 жыл бұрын
British?lol
@scruffd0g193
4 жыл бұрын
shes from the uk
@palemoonlight96
4 жыл бұрын
nonchalantd and Emily reading this with her accent made it 100% better 😂❤️
@porcorosso4330
4 жыл бұрын
@@tahayasseri139 It's a letter basically. It's probably about the length and style of the text rather than the tone of the text. But I ignore email from parents all the time, so I guess for practical reasons I see the purpose of a long winded text.
I lost it at “dearest boop”
*”She makin them bitches on the fLO!!?” killed me-*
The text from Elle's mom is my mom anytime she ever watches a documentary on pretty much anything. Just outta nowhere. These angst fueled texts. Most other ones are just passive aggressive ones meant to make me feel guilty bout not contacting her 🤷♀️😂
@thingthang2904
4 жыл бұрын
Mine is still on "don't use your phone while it's charging cause it will explode" based on a chain email thing she got.
@cinnamongirl5266
4 жыл бұрын
@@thingthang2904 OMG SAME!!
@thingthang2904
4 жыл бұрын
@@cinnamongirl5266 Good to know I'm not alone :D
@Mrfireface2
2 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@Ganychan
2 жыл бұрын
@@thingthang2904 mine told me not to look at my phone in the bath because it would electrocute me if it fell in.
Lakeith Stanfield's had me go back because I literally laughed out loud - mainly in agreement. And Emily Blunt had me laughing because she could barely read it without laughing.
That 'controversial' anti-meth slogan she mentions is "Meth. We're on it."
@callasky
4 жыл бұрын
The one who comes up with the slogan definitely on meth..
@hdpmrr
3 жыл бұрын
No wonder. Sounds pro-meth.
@allme2547
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clearing that up because I was like: How can speaking out against meth be controversial? Lol
@spritemarie
3 жыл бұрын
@Kanda Balam as a North Dakotan I agree, this is an incredibly stupid slogan.
Emily Blunt's flawless comedic delivery plus her Mother's colorful description of her old-lady-accident made me lol
elle fanning's mom's text sounds like a wikihow tutorial
Aidy Bryant’s mom is the one you want in your corner
At the end of the day, those who have Moms who do communicate with us are fortunate. Happy Mother’s Day, including those who do not have that official title of ‘Mom’ , but to those who care !
@hm2011100
4 жыл бұрын
Eileen Chang Agreed, though I can see anxiety-ridden or negative texts might be as bad or worse than silence. This segment made me feel sad bc I lost my father as a kid & my own mother doesn’t communicate w me at all and never did, and there are many others in my position. Smthg to bear in mind when the impulse to mock one’s parents for heartwarming or innocuous texts arises.
@blueshoes915
4 жыл бұрын
I’m fortunate to be no contact with my mom. She’s abusive. It’s good to be free of communication.
2:38 - Falling down the stairs isn't funny, but Emily Blunt's mom made it sound hilarious.
Can we have Emily Blunt be interviewed with her mum? It’d be adorable. I can feel it.
“Well happy worst mother’s day ever” I felt that.
Gwyneth really nailed her Blythe Danner impression
@nick4leader
3 жыл бұрын
Totally
That Gwineth impression of her mom was spot on.
@nick4leader
Жыл бұрын
It was
I'm glad Bojack is finally talking with his Mom again
@xxephyrr382
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, too bad she's dead, would've been sweet
@Chaoticgoodcryptid2319
2 жыл бұрын
@@xxephyrr382 damn 😂
Doesn't Elle's character jump into a lake in her new Netflix movie? Maybe her mom saw it and was like "*gasp* ELLE! NO!" and proceeded to text her that long warning
My mum recently texted my sister and me something like "I'm always here for you but when I have an emergency you're nowhere to be found." After about an hour I asked her what the emergency was and she said "The tv remote isn't working." 😂
@gigiaqua6795
4 жыл бұрын
infinite3joy 😂😂
@moviegurl7420
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my mother...I call her the S.S Guilt Trip
@cavesandraves5231
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry mate but you ain’t a celebrity so don’t share your story
@blueshoes915
4 жыл бұрын
Yikes! I would definitely not respond to that guilt trip.
@artemis3306
2 жыл бұрын
@@cavesandraves5231 but it’s funny
Emily "Boop" Blunt
If you are familiar with Blythe Danner's delivery you'd know Gwyneth is trying to imitate her mom's inflections. Which is hilarious.
@hdpmrr
3 жыл бұрын
Be careful what you say about Blythe Danner. You hear? That's Blythe Danner you're talking about.
@allme2547
3 жыл бұрын
And it wasn't a half-bad imitation, sorta impressed me
@Biamedici
2 жыл бұрын
Being familiar with Blythe Danner, I was imaging her voice delivering those lines. And it WAS very funny.
We know where Lakeith's mom was on Taco Tuesday 🌮😂
I'm convinced Emily Blunts mother is one that might go from 0 to 💯 real quick. She "wielded" a handheld vacuum like a lightsaber and when problems arose, she "executed" a half swivel. That's code for she has probably kicked a lot of ass. I bet John Krasinski doesn't give her anything but warm pleasantries.
Will Arnet has an iPhone XR. The budget iPhone. Respect
@hdpmrr
3 жыл бұрын
Will Amet? Oh wait, that's A R N...
Gwyneth sounds exactly like Blythe Danner :)) Flexing her Oscar muscles with that impression :))
Lakeith' mom is so funny, they talk as if friends 🤣❤️❤️
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
3 ай бұрын
Normally, parents and their children ARE friends.
Aidy's wearing a GOWN for every interview of her life
@lilyludwig4323
4 жыл бұрын
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The younguns clearly don’t know Blythe Danner is Gwenyth Paltrow’s mom 😂 or that Gwyneth’s mom is also a famous actress. Gwyneth did not get famous on her own lol. Also loved Aidy Bryant’s mom support
@houdazahrane5871
4 жыл бұрын
@@Everything_All_In_One_Place that's Emily Blunt's mom who "does her own stunts", not Gwenyth Paltrow.
@rocketraccoon2729
3 жыл бұрын
Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, and Little Fockers are the movies i know her from.
@Shah_creates
Жыл бұрын
@@houdazahrane5871 Look up Blythe Danner.
Elles mom sounds like Michael in the office starting a sentence not knowing how to end it
@madaax
4 жыл бұрын
omg YES, i know what you mean exactly 😭
@princessShiraz
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
I lost my mom 2 years ago and this was the first thing about moms i didnt skip past right away. Love ya Jimmy
@j5273
4 жыл бұрын
James Smith sorry for your lose man , stay strong bro 💙
“dearest boop” SENT ME
Lakeith's mom is just pushing the hustle😂👌🏽
Elle fanning’s mom spitting facts
The voice gwenyth goes into while reading her moms texts is spot on!
Lakeith’s was my favorite, had me cracking up 😂 😂😂
I aspire to a mom like Aidy’s mom in the future 😊😂😂. So supportive 💁🏾♀️
This episode is my favorite. Those mom texts are killing me.
omg putting 'call future daughter/son "boop" in daily conversation' into my bucket list for sure!!!
So the diving pointers were actually pretty good. Very smart and thoughtful and caring mom. And the mom who almost nose dived idk why but I was literally picturing it as she read it 😂🤦🏽♀️
Me: *Sees Gweneth* *Time to slap on the crushed scorpion gel, spray some psychic vampire repellent and get my chakra ready!*
@doctorthirteen5727
4 жыл бұрын
Kali Maaaaaa Goop will rule the world!
@CLT51154
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the candle that smells like your lady business.
As a daughter & a mom this is my jam. ♥️Happy Mother’s Day Y’all
0:02 I’m distracted by the fact that Kimmel is standing in what looks like a ski cabin from the ’70s!🙂💕 1:06 Ohh, and the floor burritos😂🙈
“She makin them bitches on the FLO?!” Lmaooooooo
The last text I've gotten from my mom is a picture of a trashcan she wants me to pick up while I'm out
Gwyneth Paltrow did a surprisingly good impression of Blythe Danner!
Why is everyone saying that Emily's mom's text was hilarious? I would've had a heart attack if my mom texted me that she fell from stairs....
@sydneypowell89
4 жыл бұрын
MT987 mDp SAME RIGHT WHEN SHE SAID SHE FELL BACKWARDS I WAS LIKE DEAR GOD IS SHE ALIVE
@LewishamGirl
4 жыл бұрын
@@sydneypowell89 your response made me laugh out loud cos I thought the same thing 😂
@carlyy2
4 жыл бұрын
MT987 mDp i think she said she was able to grab the bannisters so she didn’t fall
@BarbaraBrasileiro
4 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's soooo formal!
@bellamartino730
4 жыл бұрын
Totally. My mom and I were on a nature walk together in October 2019 and she lost her balance and broke her ankle in 3 spots. She screamed all of the sudden and her ankle swelled up right away, she and couldn’t get up. I had to run to the nearest house to ask them to call 911 (we didn’t bring our phones with us). It’s now almost summer 2020 and my poor mom is still unable to walk without crutches or a cane/walker. I cringe now when I think of people breaking bones because my moms ankle basically crushed underneath her whole body and her leg/foot became connected. Just on a simple nature walk! It can happen to anybody and I don’t wish it on anyone.
Celebrities reading texts from their moms is my new favorite segment ever
1:40 this feels like a PSA
When you realize......... You watch too much youtube and have nothing else to do :)
@lisadiconti
4 жыл бұрын
True.
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
3 ай бұрын
That's not the wors thing to do and not the worst thing to watch, chill.
I’m jealous of all the paragraphs you guys get from your moms! Mine can’t see her phone, so I never get more than “ok.” 😂
Mom texts are too funny! Thank you, needed the giggle.
Delightful. Made me cry…lol slide in the water on your bump?? Priceless!❤️❤️❤️
Gwyneth trying to do a Blythe voice immediately turned this into an "I hope their moms see this" segment. :D
Emily said 'hall floor' not 'whole floor' Sincerely, Britain.
@katelfman5206
4 жыл бұрын
This explains so much. I was wondering how a handheld vacuum could fall on the whole floor.
@connors3740
4 жыл бұрын
@@katelfman5206 😂😂😂
@hdpmrr
3 жыл бұрын
I was walking down the [hol] ...
This is the most sweetest and wholesome thing ever
Elle's mom going on a ranty advice on diving, i'm wheezing
I was thinking that matt damon would be on this with his mom giving him alot of complements and at the end says I love you my favorite son Jimmy Kimmel
You know Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t from Long Island cause she said “in Long Island” not “on Long Island”
@RonnelB.
4 жыл бұрын
I was going to respond: "ON Long Island bougie Heffa!"
@Monninaq1
4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Adams they’re not from Long Island but they sure live there, so🤷🏻♀️
@steffnic13
4 жыл бұрын
She grew up in NY and went to prep school in Manhattan. So, they are close enough and probably far prefer equating themselves to Manhattan-ites over Long Islanders.
@hdpmrr
3 жыл бұрын
She also didn't say "Long Guy-lund."
Lakeith still got me laughing: ' She making them 'Bitches' on the 'Flo'?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg Gwenyth Paltrow lives in Long Island!! I always visit my grandparents there but I never see her!
Emily blunts mom is my mom... oh passive aggressive. Nothing to see here whilst I’m encumbered
Was I the only one literally laughing my ass off at Elle Fanning’s mom ?😂😂
I love how theres a story behind the texts of some
lakeith stanfields relationship with his mom is so wholesome ❤️
Elle fanning's mom sounds like a guidebook ❤️
I once texted my mom "I love you" and then texted myself back from her phone "I love you too". *my mom doesn't know how to text*
2:38 The look on Boop's face!😂😂😂
The one warning about "no diving" had me crying!
"I want to talk to everyone!" Me
Ben's mom is such a sweetheart 😭💕
My favorite from my mom- “Heloooo! 😛 We bought peas from Raylees
I like the Ben Schwartz exchange the best 😂🤣😂
Ben Schwartz is an angel with epic hair.
when Emily Blunt and Aidy Bryant are sharing their sweater / dress
@Lommy9999
4 жыл бұрын
🤩🤓🙏🏻
Gwyneth sounds just like her mom. 🤣
I could watch these all day.
Blythe Danner is a national treasure.
Who else HATES the new comment section design?! ✋
@chrojosb5550
4 жыл бұрын
Katherine Light the only thing I like about it, is that it doesn’t take you all the way to the top when an ad plays
@Yoongiluvbot
3 жыл бұрын
I actually love it
@human._bean
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrojosb5550 tru
Just realized how much the laugh track is important.
“Dearest Boop”!? How cute is that
1:40-1:50 *Elle is 5’9 and she sounds nothing like she did when she played Aurora probably did an accent*
Emily s incredible I love her ❤❤😍😍
I love my mom even though we are both Leo's, yep two Leo's in the same house. But I wouldn't change a thing about my momma especially now that she's my only parent now. Rip dad, I love you!
Elle fanning one -sound like what a mom or a teacher would say haha haha😂😂🤣🤣
it’s weird without the audience laughing
Dear Gwyneth, How many times have I told you that doesn't go there? Call me, I worry about you...
lmao Will Arnett's one just cracked me up 😂😂
@Chaoticgoodcryptid2319
2 жыл бұрын
He just looks so done 🤣🤣🤣
Mother Fanning got horror story advice! 😆 🤣 😆