My mom once forgot my name. She then tried to cover it up by saying: "That's normal to happen for the middle child"

@bluesteel8376

7 жыл бұрын

ouch, that makes it even worse.

@b7snammar

7 жыл бұрын

Middle child unite!

@mirasolperez4321

7 жыл бұрын

middle child too. i've got two sisters and i'm the middle child.

@b7snammar

7 жыл бұрын

well i'm one out of 5 boys! once my father walked INTO me! that's how invisible i am

@doc.m.d.8870

7 жыл бұрын

Ammar Abdullah you're adorable and hilariously irrelevant. LMAO. My mom sometimes calls me by my younger siblings' names, even though I'm the oldest. They're the problematic ones though.

that one girls mom needs to reevaluate wtf she's feeding that dog😂

@devodavis6747

4 жыл бұрын

For real! I'm worried about that poor pupper! 🐕

@jaymesigler6402

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's sick. Probably needs to see a vet.

@DFlo-bj3gb

3 жыл бұрын

If the dog is shitting💩 in the house that much🤔🤔🤔 it's peeing in the house twice as much💦too! Get the white rug out, put waterproof flooring, take the dog to a vet and crate/potty train him!

@babyturkey8342

3 жыл бұрын

The dog could have been sick. It happens to almost every pet. My dog got sick once and the same thing happened to her. She was better the next day and back to normal after two days. It happens

So you can split moms in two categories : amusingly dorky borderline cruel and also both

@isaidwhatisaid8094

6 жыл бұрын

my mom both....lmao

Shout out to the girls who gets SUUUUUPER annoyed with the 'You are beautiful but need to lose some weight" comment from their moms too.

@mermaidmoon2254

7 жыл бұрын

Not from my mom, but from my grandma! xD

@chickenpermission8373

7 жыл бұрын

Lol at least you get the "you are beautiful..." part 😭😭

@wanderingoldsoul420

7 жыл бұрын

Parentals need to learn their place and it is most definitely not degrading your daughter's weight. Especially a daughter that doesn't look all that overweight in the first place.

@britneyc2270

7 жыл бұрын

I used to get that. Then I lost the weight and now my mom tells me I'm too skinny and I need to stop working out so much 😒

@step30dub

7 жыл бұрын

right i got thunder thighs for like 10 years then i lost weight and now she says chicken legs

"No, i haven't talked to her in six years! "

@darabkhan9777

7 жыл бұрын

Mind=blown Guillermo is wise indeed

@sobiakhan9936

7 жыл бұрын

Darab Khan 😂😂😂

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

Darab Khan Just a stupid and mean cliche.

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

Well, if you are an unpleasant person or what can be described as a looser than you might fear rightful criticism; otherwise the overwhelming majority of in-laws is no problem. Could be a good idea to ask yourself what you can do better.

@rsingh6770

6 жыл бұрын

Darab Khan v

Oh my gosh when the guy talked about Al Roker and Loyola I lost it. I was apart of those 494 people crab walking and yes it was the highlight of our existence 💚💚

@PrinceOfLillies

5 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn Zwerling it sounds amazing!

@Germatti13489

4 жыл бұрын

So cool! My daughter's name is Kaitlynn- with two "N's"!

@alphabrainwave

4 жыл бұрын

Give it to us straight. Did any tushes touch the ground?

If i had a dollar for every time my mom told me to stop eating and exercise I'd a billionaire ✋🏻

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

S R And are you??

@Foxforce_6

4 жыл бұрын

Same

"Hung out with some young people..We're so cool"

@jmk5742

2 жыл бұрын

Kodak Kodak and and and now you have to wait for wait for the

@jmk5742

2 жыл бұрын

to be be be the the first person to to be a member the next of the event event event event

@jmk5742

2 жыл бұрын

I have yews errastatrarra

@jmk5742

2 жыл бұрын

eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeas

@jmk5742

2 жыл бұрын

eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeasrsytrryarsasu

"No one likes you" *dies inside*

@ANASTASIA-su8ou

6 жыл бұрын

mohamed ahmed 😂😂😂😂

@kristinholsapple6734

Ай бұрын

Omg that was hilarious

To the woman at 4:07 don't lose a pound. You are very damn good looking just the way you are.

@victoriahale5254

7 жыл бұрын

Dylan she has a double chin so I'm gonna bet under those layers of clothes she might need to lose a fee

@yungvag

6 жыл бұрын

victoria hale , didn't notice. Guess you haven't met a lot of people in your life, huh? Go outside for once

@CS-nv2db

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan be a shame if she died then

@manel7480

6 жыл бұрын

Victoria hale between her "double-chin" and your centuple stupidity I'd rather have the first...

@tammycain8421

4 жыл бұрын

Awwwwwww. You're amazing

Note to self: get a weird obsession over a famous person and update my son everyday about them. He’s 2.5 now, so that’ll give me plenty of time.

"Your too heavy" "nobody likes you" "You with your imaginary girlfriend" Who wins who's next you decide

@sinawi669

7 жыл бұрын

I havent talked to her in 6 years ''

@David-zl4wf

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Smith "K"

@AmandaTitus85

3 жыл бұрын

You’re

A dog that shits that much is probably sick! TAKE IT TO THE VET!

Too heavy??? That girl is not too heavy!

@victoriahale5254

7 жыл бұрын

miss Bibliophile ehhhh

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

Girl Friday She is probably slightly overweight but then on the other hand she is not beautiful. Nice, likeable, friendly, but average looking.

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

* * :)

@BroArmyCommander

6 жыл бұрын

That person didn´t actually say anything bad and you´re attacking them. Care to give a reason?

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

VilaBitches! It is very nice of you to say something when others are rudely attacked for no reason, thank you! Unfortunately the anonymity of the internet reveals the true character of people and often gives a very bleak impression of society.

omg I randomly just watched this video and I was actually part of the world record for crab walking lol. that really caught me off guard

I love the resigned cheerfulness of the Roker Report Guy. I strive for that with my mom. 👍😏

@nothingnothing3557

6 жыл бұрын

Al is a weird choice to be obsessed with. Personally I find him to be funny occasionally but mainly a pompous blowhard with delusions of grandeur. Like I said, weird choice for one's obsession......but to each their own.

"No one likes you." I almost die ajajjaja

@marcirwilcox1160

6 жыл бұрын

Carolina sounds like my family

"are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jimmy, put the hamster down and nobody will be hurt!

Lol The poke one is every mom ever. And once you'd tell them to do whatever they want, they'd accuse you for not having patience.

haha, the poke one is cute

"No one likes you" That's totally something my mum would say!

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

Ginny T. But that’s just horrible! It’s not even a bit funny.

all the mom txts from this segment were freaking hilarious couldnt stop lmao 😂😂😂

Why are moms so mean

@doodleisbored8373

7 жыл бұрын

Sebastian 7 they're not

@kinglyyasin5985

7 жыл бұрын

Sebastian 7 they are just honest

@3mad1991

7 жыл бұрын

Not my mom

@wanderingoldsoul420

7 жыл бұрын

Because they project their insecurities onto their children which in turns lead them to hand them down to their child. What a beautiful cycle of modern day family life!

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

WanderingOldSoul Nonsense and a very mean thing to say. What you don’t hear here is the love and support most mothers give.

OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

TikiHi77 Obviously he was not being fully honest; the mother clearly meant something else when she wrote “I don’t know where you are.”

that last mom was frickin rude

@GenghisKhanPolitics

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Reed She knows her daughter well enough to know that the gym might not be such a bad idea. Besides, the daughter had no problem sharing it.

Are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today? That was so cruel...

@zbedfi

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny Valencia Probably just teasing him for not introducing his girlfriend to the family yet.

@nothingnothing3557

6 жыл бұрын

Still...............cruel.

@mymohammaed

6 жыл бұрын

he is a cute guy

@SixFeetUndr101

5 жыл бұрын

I have been single for quite awhile and cannot imagine my Mom saying that to me. LOL The woman at 4:07 is cute. =]

@johanvajse8410

4 жыл бұрын

but the guy did say "she's right"

Got to love our mums and their awesome texts and it is good to know my mum isn't the only one who used to go on about putting on weight. But bless them and it is cool when she texts me. I really love this video.

Pffff, I thought that girl at the end was gorgeous

Aww that poor dog was sick. And not once was the mom concerned about the dog's well being. She needed to go to a vet ASAP. Hope she is ok.

jokes on you i have two dads

@wisegirlandseaweedbrain250

4 жыл бұрын

So you are immune to your mama jokes 👌

@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife

4 жыл бұрын

you must be bamboozled by lots of dad jokes then 😂

These videos add laughter and smiles to my day. Appreciate what you do, keep it up!! You are the best Jimmy, Love you long time

That last one is so sad!

“No one likes you.” Found the funny parent

Middle child here ✋️. When mom calls me to bring her something, she mistaken my name with my younger brother's name before she get it right.

i love you SO MUCH JIMMY!!!!❤️

Bruh he said 6 years 😂😂

Aww! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOM AND ALL THE MOMS AROUND THE WORLD IN ADVANCE

The young gal at the end who mom says she is heavy when the video was made, I think she is very cute and good sense of humor

Wow, these are some long texts! A typical Text from my mom would be, “ok.”

I love my mommy

I wanna hear from jimmy's mom!!!

The facebook poking one sounded exactly like my Mum hahahaha

“I sent my mom a grocery list because I was making a family dinner and she responded with ‘no one likes you.’”

My mom has been calling my little brother, "Che...Sar.. David!" for years. Apparently she has to cycle through all three names when she's stressed out...

Priceless!!

I think that dog is sick...

it's ( no one, like you ! )

Thank you for sharing this xx

I have so many questions about Guillermo's life.

These editions are so much better than celebrity editions!!! SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

omg the dog one!! hahahahaha

Hahaaa this is awesome, love the new faces.

The !!!!!s after the “I didn’t respond” is on point

i loved the one about the dog craping everywhere that is so funny i started crying

Awww moms are the sweetest😌 I'm a mom now too, I really don't like Mother's Day though, makes me anxious, I'm ok with it towards others though😊

So good seeing that last mum text. I am not the only one lol.

“No I haven’t talked to her in 6 years” 😂😂😂

At least Jimmy gives them Herman Miller Aerons.

The last one... "WHAT!! " 😂😂😂😂😂

How's the guy who sent his mom the grocery list? Can we have an update? Did/does the office rally around him? He deserves love.

The one with the imaginary girlfriend was so funny - ah! the look on his face 🤣

The last one reminded me sooo much to my Mom!!! lol

Hahahahaha these videos make me realize how unloved I am lol

Happy mother's day

Jimmy is the goat he's so original and genuinely funny

You will love my Mother's texts! She is cute with how her accent is even understood in them. Lol

I really felt that last one in my bones.

Great Video! *Moms are the best*

OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd!

They should do a Faye Chrisley texts between her and Todd. That would be some hilarious texts🤣🤣

Lol the last one

@Jimmy Kimmel Live, bring the mean tweets back!

"no1 wants u" thx dad, i appreciate

joy division shirt!!!! yes!

Hey 👋 enjoy those funny text

the last one, same ah hahahah

The Poking🤣🤣

This is so funny

90% of the texts in these videos are “Where are you? You need to call me.”

Lord have mercy them is some funny moms :)

I love Guillermo 😂😂😂

I discovered my mom’s is a big old fibber. She claimed to not know how to text. My siblings and I and even our children tried teaching her how to text. But she claimed she couldn’t figure it out. Well last summer I discovered she was able to text. She was at my house for her annual summer tour of staying a week with each of her children and her grandchildren with families. I have a self locking deck door. We got it because of our kids they were the worst, at leaving the house thru that back door then not locking it. So we got the self locking door. Mom would watch the birds in my feeders and bird bath every morning. Well one morning she watched the weather channel because we were going to meet up for lunch at a out door cafe if it wasn’t going to rain. She was going to put her coffee cup in the sink then take a shower. Well the bird feeder distracted her and she stepped out to get a better look. And she was locked out in nothing but her tiny bath wrap. And she texted a picture of herself out on the deck in her bath wrap. And said SOS LOCKED OUT. After I finished laughing I scolded her for fibbing all these years. Then told her where I hide the fob for when she locked herself out.

my mum send me almost identical text as the last one there yesterday lol

Gary..... Say hi to your folks!!

The first guy, Ben, isn't he the one from tge buzzfeed earwax video? Check it out. 😂

“Eggs a dollar cheaper for 36 count, we use a lot” last txt from my mom 😂

2:34 Who is that? She’s beautiful

I used to watch this vídeos and laugh a lot, I lost my father in december and now I watch them and a part of me laugh and another just want to tell them all, Jeep the texts¡¡ You never know which one would be the last one...

I choked on my popsicle

“No one likes you.” 😂😂😭

I wish my mom was still alive to leave me crazy voice messages.

That woman who has a dog that shits every hour may want to take that dog to the vet. 😨 no dog should be crapping like that.

Mum roasts cut a little deeper, don't they.

The vaporub advice is accurate.

The self- esteem boost 🙄🙄

ahahagahahaha the sh*tting dog text... was loling in the subway

“No one likes you”. Pure mom love.

Wow... that last one... thank God my mom isn't like that...

The poor room rug 💩 💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂