" 1 Week - Valve Time" This is gold 🤣

@HeavySandvichGuy1

Жыл бұрын

1 week - Valve Time Slacks: We've been here for 4 years

@urbainleverrier1

Жыл бұрын

and it was revealed to be 4 years lol

@Joyexer

Жыл бұрын

Everything makes sense now!

@Iron_Soil

Жыл бұрын

Guys i dont know what you want half life 2 came out month ago why are you so impatient

@Karstodes

Жыл бұрын

The self depreciation and self awareness Is beautiful

valve translating “4 years” to “one week (valve time)” is unprecedented self awareness

@Syphaxis

Жыл бұрын

A few weeks (Valve time) is reportedly how long Chell spent in hibernation at the Aperture facility.

@ynog0978

Жыл бұрын

​@@Syphaxisand a month (valve time) for adrian shepherd stuck in valve induced stasis

1 week valve time = 4 years Their skill is astonishing, they made TF2 in two and a half weeks

@TheSalmoneer

Жыл бұрын

Wow… So it’s been a little over a week since the last TF2 update…

@Veemospammer

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSalmoneer We gotta wait a valve year for heavy update... Oh no

@santhoshsridhar5887

Жыл бұрын

After a little over 2 weeks of development, hopefully it was worth the wait...

@Ag3nt-MC

Жыл бұрын

Wait, actually?

@noam242

Жыл бұрын

Now I get all the weird comments in the tf2 source code. Those devs lost a few screws during that time😆

I like how they portray Gabe as a force not to be reckon with.

@DeltaEntropy

Жыл бұрын

Even so, Cave Johnson in classic fashion refuses to cooperate.

@gamemeister27

Жыл бұрын

Let's be real, he's got Microsoft money. I don't want to be on the wrong end of that

@hellyeavesx

Жыл бұрын

Because he is

@snake_eater1963

11 ай бұрын

He's the Big Boss

@hundvd_7

8 ай бұрын

> A force to reckon with > A force to be reckoned with Choose one

I love how valve is both self aware and too lazy to fix shit at the same time

@bookreaderman6715

Жыл бұрын

Relatable

@raubana

Жыл бұрын

Gotta prioritize, plus valve time, amiright?

@greasemonk4576

Жыл бұрын

It's okay to be lazy as long as you're self-ironic.

@tearex8688

Жыл бұрын

Best game company. Idc how jank ass there shit gets sometimes. I may get pissed but i can't turn my face away from that jolly face gaben.

@Dribbleondo

Жыл бұрын

@@tearex8688 Welcome to the comment that sums up the entirety of capitalism.

J. K. Simmons needs to record every line that is humanly possible so that future generations, beyond his own time, can be blessed with his resonance, no matter the context.

@TheStateoflove

Жыл бұрын

thank you i was trying to remember his name!

@megawarrior_101

Жыл бұрын

Or they could do what they’re doing with James Earl Jones and have an AI replicate his voice

@elianas1121

Жыл бұрын

@@megawarrior_101 They did that for Luke Skywalker on an episode of the Boba Fett show (guess Mark Hamill’s voice changed too much), and if it didn’t quite work for a guy who was supposed to be at inner peace b/c not enough emoting, it definitely wouldn’t work for Cave Johnson.

@electrobob992

Жыл бұрын

Well if technology continues to improve.. An AI might be able to replicate his voice, though I do agree with ya.

@nighteye4042

Жыл бұрын

"The United States has fallen. I don't really know how, or what year it is, but it has fell"

Whoever is in charge of marketing at Valve deserves a raise. I don't even play or like Dota but this video makes me want to.

@silvo5955

Жыл бұрын

exactly, i may start just because of this

@maguiresyndicatehunter615

Жыл бұрын

Its actually slacks himself

@EazLP

Жыл бұрын

As far as I know Kaci is actually responsible for that. She's been doing a great job at it.

@swagit4174

Жыл бұрын

If you value your sanity stay the F away

@orion10x10

Жыл бұрын

I wish they let you lock the camera like in League of Legends, the learning curve is way worse because of that. I really wanted to learn too ;-;

It is officially canon that Gabe saved Cave Johnson’s live during the Vietnam War

@daniolus

8 ай бұрын

I thought the joke was that he said 'Nam but just meant when they were both randomly in Vietnam lmao

@koli4213

8 ай бұрын

@@daniolussome always sunny type shit

@Dallows65

Ай бұрын

it’s even better. He said he saved his life in ‘nom’, and Cave Johnson recalled choking on a hot dog.

Give Gabe an oscar.

@josephlouisg.bondoc3612

Жыл бұрын

If he got in the oscar free arcana from the Lord itself

@zlodrim9284

Жыл бұрын

HoMaM 3 rules

@j-mc2144

Жыл бұрын

Or else

@bryanaa196

Жыл бұрын

2 or 4 Oscars. Never 3

@Farticuss

Жыл бұрын

That's g-fat to you, get it right.

The self awareness of Valve and Gabe N makes this content so refreshing, huge props for the fantastic writing

@yomama531

Жыл бұрын

Who? You mean G-Fat?

@TurtleFaceMaGee

Жыл бұрын

@@yomama531 I believe you mean G-Money

@mahuba2553

Жыл бұрын

i dont know if i should be happy or not about it actually

@javelin_if

Жыл бұрын

So I’m pretty sure they’re well aware of the TF2 situation

@AmSleepyJay

Жыл бұрын

@@yomama531 damn original

Let's keep in mind that this is the CLOSEST we've gotten to anything even remotely approaching withing the vicinity of anything related to Portal 3. Quite simply a milestone.

@tearex8688

Жыл бұрын

Aperture desk job ???

@Brmemesrule

Жыл бұрын

Uh... desk job?

@PotatoTot

Жыл бұрын

@@Brmemesrule oh weird, didn't know that was a thing.

@Lem_On_Lime

Жыл бұрын

@@PotatoTot It's like a 30 minutes long SteamDeck tutorial, and should have been pre-installed on EVERY SteamDeck, an oversight IMO.

@rompis.a

Жыл бұрын

"Lego Dimensions: Portal" is a thing. Should satisfy your hunger for GlaDOS and friends for a while.

I want J.K. Simons from whiplash to do our announcer pack.

@YuriG03042

Жыл бұрын

NOT MY TEMPO

@Kracton

Жыл бұрын

ARE YOU RUSHING, OR ARE YOU DRAGGING!?

@karkatvantas978

Жыл бұрын

@@Kracton OR ARE YOU ON MY FUCKING TIME

"Sounds ominous. I'm in." How very on-brand for Mr. Johnson. I love it.

@Alex_hisfriendfromschool

Жыл бұрын

You know what he says, when life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back

@mont9150

Жыл бұрын

4:21 head dead

@Cheesepuff8

Жыл бұрын

It's cool we got Cave Johnson but I'm sad that it replaced the Mr Whipples pack that Gabe din't like

@BlueShellshock

6 ай бұрын

Give the man a dictionary and record him reading it start to finish. Only then will we know the peak potential of the English language.

@RecRoomFocused

6 ай бұрын

I read this part right as the video got to here

I want to hear more Cave Johnson lines almost enough to play DOTA

@warriorm.o.w2855

Жыл бұрын

They also got GLaDOS full announcer pack btw.

@Poniksei

Жыл бұрын

literally

@gilly_the_fish

Жыл бұрын

Almost...

@officialgagethepyro5391

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t care less about DOTA. Will definitely watch a compilation of all his voice lines on KZread

@stevencooper564

Жыл бұрын

Same, lol. I've never even thought of playing, until right now.

Wait, so Gabe calls Cave at the end, not JK Simmons? So Gabe is cannon in the Half Life universe?

@aSkyclad

Жыл бұрын

Gabe is G-Man's employer

@youbaouahdi4358

Жыл бұрын

@@aSkyclad thats... one theory.

@probablyants

Жыл бұрын

Gabe-man

@s8wc3

Жыл бұрын

Gabe is canon in all universes.

@vanillafromnekopara

Жыл бұрын

gabe is gman the g stands for gabe

"I saved your life in Nam" "Chocking on a hot-dog. Dark day."

'When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make an Ultra Kill!"

@Spookoffi

Жыл бұрын

HELL IS FULL

@juelho

Жыл бұрын

Blood is fuel

@AMabud-lv7hy

Жыл бұрын

YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE

@firdausravi1679

Жыл бұрын

MACHINE TURN BACK NOW

@neru_pehut

Жыл бұрын

THY END IS NOW

Glad to live in the era of valve doing things

@NoVIcE_Source

Жыл бұрын

same !!

@Zladnyl

Жыл бұрын

I would just call this the era of Valve being not completely dead. The era of Valve doing things, *lots of things*, is long gone.

@I_need_a_repair

Жыл бұрын

@@NoVIcE_Source ayo wassup cool seeing you here

@shitlordflytrap1078

Жыл бұрын

I prefer the era of Valve making cool new games.

@pari6420

Жыл бұрын

@@NoVIcE_Source hewwo

the gabe newell voice pack was hilarious and this is amazing never change valve

Gabe saving Cave from choking on a hotdog in 'Nam is my favourite piece of Valve lore

Valve always has incredible writing in any project they work on. Love to see their quality remain so high despite the quantity being so low.

@mzaite

Жыл бұрын

Now if only they could count past 2…

@unclubbableplus

Жыл бұрын

@@mzaite Well there's 7 Half-Life games, and technically 4 Portal games.

@whxrecat

Жыл бұрын

thats what they do and have always done. quality > quantity

@mzaite

Жыл бұрын

@@unclubbableplus no there's 2 1/2 half life games and 2 portal games. Everything else is capitalized fan projects and tech demos.

@SamanthaLain

Жыл бұрын

@@mzaite i mean half like 1 half life 2 half life alyx is a full game and all the side shit is so like 3 1/2 games. portal has some side games but not nearley as many and there more aperture games so yeah two is accurate maybe 2 1/2

"Mr. Newell is amused" better become a voice line.

@SophiaAstatine

Жыл бұрын

That gentle "Yep" was hilarious too

@olivereisenberger7215

Ай бұрын

: | yup

It has been a looong time, hasn't it? It's good hearing Cave Johnson again!

@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt

Жыл бұрын

We heard him in the steam deck game!

@applehazeva2739

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt that was awesome! I hope we get more portal games

@playerpogg

Жыл бұрын

@@applehazeva2739 so true!

3:57 I actually jumped up in terror at that *“Valve time”*

"Gabe is amused" Damn it all. Whether I'm 12 or 19yrs old, new and old, this still makes me smile

i love that kaci is back. her and slacks has great comedic chemistry.

@parsec1

Жыл бұрын

kaci is going nowhere she's working inside valve itself

@enso8762

Жыл бұрын

She never left lol

@JT-bs2lm

Жыл бұрын

Still has zero knowledge about DotA. Valuable Valve employee though.

@Differenshit

Жыл бұрын

Haha u sure are funny

@MaNameizJeff

Жыл бұрын

Clue me in a little... who the heck is kaci and slacks? I didn't find them quite so funny in this skit but then again it was intended to be a tongue in cheek cringe attempt.

Can we just have a Cave Johnson/JK Simmons voice pack for everything? Siri, Alexa, Google Assistant, TF2 Announcer, **everything**.

@kyrauniversal

6 ай бұрын

Oh... TF2 announcer? How about we NOT piss off The Administrator's friend Caroline anymore, alright? Okay.

Gabe Newell saving Cave Johnson in Nam from choking on a hotdog is a piece of Valve lore i never knew I needed

We ABSOLUTLY need that 'That's was.. Garboo' as a voiceline

Ever since Glados became a voice pack(the only voice pack i truly love n use) i also hoped for other portal characters to become a voice pack and now my mans man Cave Johnson becomes one

@lautyx18

Жыл бұрын

One with Wheatley and the other cores would be pretty cool

@brajlecz9485

Жыл бұрын

Hmm yeah, id like one with Chell, thatd be great

@gobis8637

Жыл бұрын

do you like the John Patrick Lowrie one?

@legitpancake4276

Жыл бұрын

@@brajlecz9485 Would sound about as great as a Gordon Freeman pack

@ar.michael8306

Жыл бұрын

Who is cave Johnson?is this from other game?or series like Rick and Morty?no idea

5:59 - I'm calling in a favour... - Sounds ominous. I'm in

So glad to hear Cave Johnson again

I would actually pay for a kaci and slacks announcer pack

@simonderose4226

Жыл бұрын

yup extremely disappointed it wasn't actually theirs and got jebaited :(

@_ohamachi

Жыл бұрын

Jack

@TheIr2way

Жыл бұрын

Means you have a hearing problem

@ironeche3702

Жыл бұрын

I was Garbo

@macadaymo9226

Жыл бұрын

@@simonderose4226 same. so sad!

No other big game company would do stuff like this other than Valve

@OriginalPuro

Жыл бұрын

Not with the CEO and founder of the company like that, no.

@MICROKNIGHT3000

Жыл бұрын

Dbrand, discord?

@seritools

Жыл бұрын

Devolver Digital would like to have a word with you lmao

@cncgeneral

Жыл бұрын

Or if they did, it wouldn't be cool

@bennettjamin

Жыл бұрын

HoN had a Samuel L. Jackson announcer pack which if introduced to Dota I would pay nearly any amount of money for

I love how well aware valve is about the inside jokes the community is making about them and working that into these sketches The world wouldn't be the same without you guys. Also Gabe is a real treasure. Hope you'll never lose your fun for doing things like this.

I don't even play dota, but I want this announcer pack.

I’m so proud of slacks. He went from schlubby to Gigachad when he lost weight and shaved his head.

We can finally combine glados with cave Johnson ♥️

@klaxoncow

Жыл бұрын

Glad-ohnson. Cave-ados. What would this hybrid monstrosity's name be?

@Portsl

Жыл бұрын

@@klaxoncow Chell

@litterbox0192

Жыл бұрын

@@Portsl hm yes the weird side of the portal fandom

@stone4651

4 ай бұрын

COMBINE?!

@Portsl

4 ай бұрын

@@stone4651 "Silently takes out stun baton..."

I remember listening to Kaci on the Bob Rivers show on my drive to work a bazillion years ago, and she's as funny as ever. What an incredible career.

Cave Johnson is by far one of my favorite Valve characters and I'm so happy Valve isn't letting such talented voice acting and character go to waste

This was really hilarious. Give the writer a raise and Kaci's acting was top notch!

Gabe's acting is on another level

Ahh valve, we still love all the things you do. Even when they take 8 years to be ready

@-TheFacelessGamer-

Жыл бұрын

Don't you mean 2 weeks (valve time)?

"Why this door is locked?" LOL. "One week later" "Valve time". OH NO.

Omg this was so awesome. I want a TV series now with Gabe

@UltimatePerfection

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, would definitely watch it. Though I don't know if he'd want to make it or if he would have time to. He only has a month of life left (Valve time).

@visassess8607

Жыл бұрын

No

@UltimatePerfection

Жыл бұрын

@@visassess8607 Yes

"Gabe Newell? I saved your life in 'Nam." "Right, right, choking on a hotdog. That was a dark day."

0:25 I got the chills and then I burst into laughter

@bigpiss

Жыл бұрын

NO FUCKING WAY ITS TONI LEYS

Slacks' Monster Kill line needs to be a permanent addition.

J.K.Simons is actually my fav actor since his play in Whiplash FeelsGoodMan

Honestly almost everything Gaben does in this would make for an amazing GIF.

I honestly could care less about Dota 2, but this was just an overall great video on it's own.

@SeraphinSnecmel

Жыл бұрын

did you write could instead of couldn’t on purpose? cause, y‘know, "i could care less" would mean you care about Dota 2 to some unspecified degree but the rest of the comment kinda sounds like you were going for the opposite so I‘m a tad confused

@jedisalsohere

Жыл бұрын

@@SeraphinSnecmel Americans are just weird and their version of the saying makes no sense

Did Slacks shoot the first part years ago when he was still fat, just for the 4 years later gag? That's some serious commitment

@kenjii153

Жыл бұрын

Obviously

2:59 Slacks's lines are actually really fun!

Gaben's humour is so weird and I'm all here for it

i do appreciate how they went to the effort of giving Gabe a different iPhone for the 4 years ago part

5:47 Did Gabe just refer to himself as "G Fat"? (sub says it too) That's a reference of his nickname in China lol

man I would love a slacks and Kaci announcer pack, but having goddamn JK Simmons for a Cave Johnson pack is next level good.

the fucking light turning on with GabeN sitting there just staring at the camera is one of the most raw pieces of footage I've ever seen and that's beautiful

3:22 "Unstoppable! Oh my God... This is awful..." would be a banger as hell line though

Just me or I genuinely want the Kaci and Slacks announcer pack "dab on em haters, hey 'oh!"

I was really happy ignoring dota for the last 2 years. Now here we go... They forcefully bring me back to the madness.

God that was hilarious, how is everything they do so well written?

@sjeanmacleod

Жыл бұрын

Good writers. ;)

I have no idea what just happened but I loved every second of it.

Kudos...this video was better written, acted, and more entertaining than anything out of Hollywood in many years. Why isn't this a series?

@hypolyxa7207

Жыл бұрын

Top Gun: Maverick disagrees.

@MariktheGunslinger

Жыл бұрын

I see this comment on way too many videos. Watch better movies.

@dazza628

Жыл бұрын

@@hypolyxa7207 The 1999 cinematic masterpiece "The Mummy" staring Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz disagrees

@generic6099

Жыл бұрын

@@MariktheGunslinger not when the shit that gets shoveled to everyone's eyeballs is She-Hulk: Attorney At Law.

@CitrusRev

Жыл бұрын

@@generic6099 you didn't ACTUALLY watch the show

Huge fan of Gabe 💕.. we need more of him 💯..

the way gabe just appears is just awesome

1 week valve time "You've locked us in here for four years!" Yeah sounds accurate.

Glad to see their products merging in a hilarious way

Give the best acting award to GabeN.

00:40 this whole sequence is underrated. So fucking good, especially the build up to slacks confusion when she says that she doesn't care if he's naked or not. Just perfect.

I have no idea what vibe i'm supposed to get from this, and i like it

Now we need a Tobey announcer pack with JK simmons. Oh yea. The skits this ti is godlike. With the support skit that also has gaben in it and the players of the old. If only the grand finals were between TL and TS, it would have been ti3 v2.0.

Kaci puts up with a lot. I respect her.

for the past month's i've been listening to "aperture science Cave Johnson recordings" just because his voice alone... this is such a blessing

That little moment at 1:05 had some real *“WITH THE LEMONS”* energy

Gaben is actually very good at this.

@Amantducafe

Жыл бұрын

"Yep" - GFat

@z1u512

Жыл бұрын

GabeN

I just cant stop watching this,. re-watching this all over again. A trailer for mega kill pack

I wish every game with an announcer had this

Dear god how I love Gabe Newell. He's PERSONALLY responsible for SO MUCH HAPPINESS I've enjoyed in my life. Somebody saint this man.

That was incredible. GMan impression was on point. 👉

@Amantducafe

Жыл бұрын

G-Money G-Fat

As a portal fan i just have to say this is AWESOME

i love this type of advertisement, even though i dont play dota2, i love this type of approach

I am loving this! How Gabe acted and all of the other stuff is amazing. (I won't be playing this on my Steam Deck, but still, it's great.)

you know Gabe is a true chad, he even makes crossovers of his own games

this genuinely put a smile on my face

"Mr. Newell is amused" Is a line I'll be saying for the forseeable future.

"Cave man, It's G-fat"

"1 Week Later" Oh that's not too bad "Valve Time" DEAR GOD

Will they include a few of Caroline's lines in this pack? Just imagine you get a solo kill and Cave says "Say goodbye, Caroline" and Caroline replies with "Goodbye, Caroline"

This was gold and the acting was actually good,the dead pet food guy was the hidden gem

Someone guy: *Makes tf2 source 2* Gabe: 0:24

The way Gaben is just looming like a god

Plottwist: Garry is actually icefrog himself

4:15 i love slacks and his ability to always break character

No updates to tf2 but we have this, great.

Im so glad the entire cast returns. All of them are so ememorable

one of the most cultured CEO hahahahaha

Gabe really nailed the role

Gabe is devious. He knows exactly what his customers want and only turns the tap on enough to keep them wanting more.

Loved this so much, so great to see this type of vibe. Makes me happy to be alive