16:01 “Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Black Mesa.” that caught me offguard lol

@lazzerchicken

6 ай бұрын

Same lol

@Dark_CaveJohnson

3 ай бұрын

Omg Cyn pfp, hello

@ic0nic707

3 ай бұрын

@@Dark_CaveJohnson hello!! fellow cyn fan!

@Dark_CaveJohnson

3 ай бұрын

@@ic0nic707 we seem to be a rare breed in KZread (Cyn pfps) but oh well

JK Simmons is a national treasure and I am thankful for his existence

16:00 Cave Johnson is such a legend that in an alternate universe, he bought Black Mesa and completely averted the half-life series

i love how Cave Johnsons last recording in portal 2 implies that aperture was able to use up the entirety of the cash universe and ultimately went bankrupt

@sethpeace9235

3 ай бұрын

Cave Prime is not the Cave Johnson from Portal 2. They are canonically from different universes.

"Just because we own a universe made of money doesn't mean I'M made of money!" Always gets me

Cave Johnson in this "PRIME" world at 14:07 is amazingly sensible. He shuts down GLaDOS after witnessing the results of CaveDOS. (On a side note, Blaperture Cave at 16:01 is also sensible. In his world, there was no Resonance Cascade because the "unforeseen consequences" never came to pass.)

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

I love how these DLC quotes give us a taste of two different outcomes that could have happened instead of the sad ending for Cave that did happen in the actual game.

6:26 9:52 The call-backs to the Mantis DNA Experiments were incredible. Exhibit A: The mantis society's inhabitants, I'll leave to the imagination. Exhibit B: What, did someone spike the DNA with a viral vector?

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

So I didn’t realize this until recently but the Lego dimensions Portal levels has Cave quotes with the mantis men. I totally recommend giving those a listen too.

Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product- the TARDIS.

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Actually ours is the TARTIS: Totally Aperture’s Real Time-machine That (This is silent) Is Not (This is also silent) Stolen

A game this old making an appearance on a platform as new as tiktok is a testament to what a timeless masterpiece it is

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that

They didn't have to write a whole story for user generated content, but they did. I miss when Valve still cared about their games instead of just updating localization files and adding terrible awful community maps for Christmas...

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

So true, I miss old Valve.

@L1z43vr

2 жыл бұрын

So you mean them bringing back Cave Johnson for Aperture Desk Job and giving him more lines and therefore more more to the already extensive Half-Life/Porta universe is them not caring for their games? …No seriously, I’m not even joking, Cave’s there in the game EDIT: My friend alerted me that I shouldn’t spoil people about the ending o the new Portal spin off. That gave me another idea: spoil MORE people about the new Portal spin off!

@digitalunity

Жыл бұрын

@@L1z43vr I think I wrote the original comment before desk job came out. All the same, played desk job. Loved it. Wish it was longer than 30 minutes. So. Who's ready to get out there and make a spiritual successor to Portal that takes place in the Sentient Cloud Universe?

@VEE0034

Жыл бұрын

​@@L1z43vr alyx

@m00sio

8 ай бұрын

I know this comment is a year old but contrary to popular belief, Valve does care about their games. It's just that they are not a big studio capable of working on new games while having to manage the biggest digital game store of all time, while also maintaining DOTA and CS and TF.

I love this, it’s just the best. Mutiversal story’s are hard to make in story telling but of course portal tells it perfectly, however anything with cave in is perfect.

My favorite universe is where cave Johnson is alive and bought out black mesa. Which saved the world.

@Greg3.14

2 ай бұрын

Honestly that’s my favorite too, I like to believe that Cave bought Black Mesa and used their technology to explore the multiverse tbh.

Doug Rattman was acknowledged in the game?! 11:38 also foreshadowing to apeture desk job. Cave Johnson in a computer

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Just in there’s dlc quotes and his little hide outs

15:54 cave johnson goes insane

14:07 its this audio file in which we realized we've lost the Original Cave we started with, and are never going to know wether or not we're listening to the real him, ever again.

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

I I think Cavos is not the original Cave because he’s in a universe where there isn’t a Caroline and it’s Greg instead.

@citysmall3427

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 maybe. Not sure. I wasnt quite tracking who Cavos is. Is that the computer? My assumption was at 14:07 when "Chariots Chariots" says hes cancelling the GLaDOS program, we know that isn't our Cave, because Glados exists in the future in our universe.

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

@@citysmall3427 the reason that Cave is canceling the Glados Initiative is because of the Evil Computer Cave.

@joshuarobinson8529

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 And yet we have a GLaDOS in our "canon" main world.

@catsukisubaru3715

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuarobinson8529 to begin with I doubt cave canonically made an alternate reality invasion program lol

I like to believe 11:36 to 14:07 was the universe Aperture Desk Job took place in.

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ethanlivemere1162

2 жыл бұрын

It definitely is lol

@inky3575

Жыл бұрын

I don't think so. We would have definitely noticed if the robot head was "stadium-sized".

@Jacy-dx6dx

2 ай бұрын

​@@inky3575 a prototype chassis. Like one of glados'

5:01 See? THEY COULD DO IT

Cave prime as I live and breath.... METHANE

1:26 All hail The Glow Cloud.

I can listen to this mans voice for hours

>portal and half life dont take place in prime earth because GLaDOS doesnt exist

Cave Johnson is the CEO we all strive to be!

17:13 whoa , that branch of the BBB is just a couple of miles from where i grew up i've never had a youtube video literally hit so close to home

Well about that super computer cave now huh

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

I like how that ended up being the true ending for Cave

so hold on, does that mean the portal game we played is not the prime universe? because they cancel GLadOS, which I don't think it ever occured anywhere in portal series. IIRC GLadOS just start without problem other than cave johson died before the OS started working.

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think the game is on its own time line and these quotes take place in a universe where Cave never got sick. I kind of just made my own story out of it.

@EggEnjoyer

8 ай бұрын

Prime is an arbitrary term. Who decided what universe is the original? Or prime. He just calls himself Cave prime due to his ego. He has no valid reason to do so. That’s why he also calls himself the “real” cave Johnson. He’s no more real than any of the others

@ariezon

8 ай бұрын

@@EggEnjoyer We call him prime because he said so and we are his employee so let's go with that.

This presentation is hilarious 😆

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

I got an F on it sadly

@metamaster646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 wait was this a project for a class xD

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

@@metamaster646 nah just a creation out of sheer boredom

@metamaster646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 ah. Still really good work.

9:52 ♥

just to let everyone know, this is all canon in Portal AND Half Life

Space sphere cave sounds like me playing RimWorld

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Just groaning the entire time? Same.

9:35 omg I love this so much. Retail worker cave here

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

The possibilities are endless of how many Alternate Caves are out there.

@evolatile3871

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 facts

they took the absolute piss out of cave here. I love it

Great references! I specially liked the What If...? ones like Paul Rudd's head in a jar

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

I actually made that around the time What If? Marvel Zombies came out if it wasn’t obvious

i have enjoyed this these 26:06 mintues

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad you enjoyed the video. Thank you so much for watching it.

Awesome video

So, Greg, did cave send you over to dark cave?

All hail the sentient cloud

@Greg3.14

2 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIB-sdyxmKiyYps.htmlsi=vD2f0dVh8W7y5zEO All Hail!

The likely-automated video editing is giving me a seizure. It's completely incoherent with the narrative.

@Greg3.14

4 ай бұрын

I agree the video is rough but it was my first big project with something like this. I actually photoshopped most of the images together and put them in a movie editor over the voice lines. I’m not into the AI stuff.

@andrewkovnat

4 ай бұрын

@@Greg3.14 From a more constructive standpoint, yeah I did notice a lot of attention and detail was put into it. My word of advice is to animate for broader sentences, instead of going word by word exactly. But this is also its own style too, so you can also just call me out for being overcritical. Sorry for being a bit harsh with my comment.

@Greg3.14

4 ай бұрын

@@andrewkovnat I’m more than willing to listen to people watching my videos. This was posted maybe 2 years ago, my editing has improved from what’s in this video luckily.

Truly the greatest character of all time

11:05 (saving progress)

Wait That was desk job Cave. The one put in a machine via science

@Greg3.14

10 күн бұрын

These voice lines come from the Perpetual Testing Initiative which was a DLC storyline made for the custom chambers on PC. Computer Cave was actually first introduced back when these voice lines were added right after Portal 2 came out. So the Cave in Desk Job is probably a call back to these lines as a little nod to the Portal multiverse. God I love Valve.

imposter?!?!?

This is a gem

@lNGSOC

3 ай бұрын

10:06

lol the flat earth tho

SOYLENT GREEN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually from a movie about the Earth running out of food so the government starts turning people into Soylent Green for food.

Cave johnson is the best ceo

Get a load of this im dead 11:43

I didn’t get any voice lines during the custom levels

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

It really depends on the creator of the chamber tbh

@erikpng

Жыл бұрын

​@@Greg3.14never played this dlc. How do these voicelines work? Like, were they chosen for specific maps by Valve to make this story line?

0:26 Wave Gun???

@Greg3.14

6 ай бұрын

I’m a huge Portal fan and an even bigger zombies fan

@oklahomacityradiowaves5462

6 ай бұрын

@@Greg3.14 Hell yeah, This guy gets it.

What business does the NEC have with my Godzillas?

I love trucker cave

So salty

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Very

How long does it take

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

All the way from August until now.

17:55 why does it make me so sad? (But can someone splain me what does he mean whith lick this? English its nit my native language)

@EggEnjoyer

8 ай бұрын

It means to beat or get over an illness. So he’s saying that he thinks that if you finish this test, he’ll pull through and survive

@pa_lomita3500

8 ай бұрын

Ok now I feel worse

Gouda Earth where tho 🧀

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

We’re staying hopeful but all we’ve found is an “American Cheese” Earth

@lVlonkberry

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 Ah, that's sad... On the bright side it'll go nicely with Toast Bread Earth

@Greg3.14

2 жыл бұрын

@@lVlonkberry we’re getting closer and closer to our dream of one day ascending to “Olive Garden” Earth

@Furluge

2 жыл бұрын

@@Greg3.14 Olive Garden earth world be pure hell. I'd rather be in American cheese earth. At least that stuff has a purpose.

As much as i love this it kinda ruined the ant one. It made it seem like this aperture destroyed the world with ants which is eh. Than it’s revealed Cave Johnson just saw a movie which is funny. Than its revealed its our cave which is histarical

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