I find it funny that fish being stabbed didn’t count as a death, implying fish weren’t worth being considered as alive

@JustFlakesHere

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he is so stupid he could have made a bad in the beginning

@alainadrinkwater5862

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustFlakesHere fuck you

@perfectbotgreg5119

3 жыл бұрын

@@alainadrinkwater5862 I will

@shadowtris6349

3 жыл бұрын

@@perfectbotgreg5119 ohhhh~

@kallaramsay7309

3 жыл бұрын

I deleted the comment because saying something like that is not fair to someone else on the app

"i should be at school" that quote is inaccurate now...

@flauntingend166

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus

@UltraBlitzer755

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Hall That’s what he was referring to? I didn’t realize. thanks for educating me as without your comment I wouldn’t have understood the joke.

@amazango3826

4 жыл бұрын

2 c’s not one

@slasherscrews

4 жыл бұрын

@Chocrix That’s not the joke. Boffy was sick and wasn’t going to school.

@lewgilbert879

4 жыл бұрын

YUP

boffy: i hate bees’ also boffy: “killing the wither with an army of bees”

@ericyang1401

3 жыл бұрын

YES i was going to say that i just watched that vid

@JustFlakesHere

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he is so stupid he could have made a bed in the beginning

@imabiatchandproud6374

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericyang1401 :)

@stephaniepolselli7526

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that video

@imabiatchandproud6374

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephaniepolselli7526 lol

Mojang: adds bees to raise awareness about bees Boffy: *slaughters them all*

“Fix the pvp. Give us a cave update.” You got your wish

@narius4241

3 жыл бұрын

eh cave update isn't quite here yet and pvp is still broken and bad so I wouldn't quite say so. I'll consider pvp fixed when a fucking axe isn't the best pvp weapon

@potatoeyboi

3 жыл бұрын

Did you not see the ongoing pvp changes in the pvp snapshots?

@pietersfilms5171

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatoeyboi yeah

@DavidNikkiZane

3 жыл бұрын

@@narius4241 well it does kind of make sense that an axe would do more damage since it's heavier and more expensive

@redacted6090

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidNikkiZane eh I still prefer the sword

"Playing god without god powers." The most human thing i've heard today.

@gachalucky869

3 жыл бұрын

why you have underfell Sans prof' Pic?

@fearechoes1161

3 жыл бұрын

@@gachalucky869 this is a very very old account

@gachalucky869

3 жыл бұрын

@@fearechoes1161 okay then

@fearechoes1161

3 жыл бұрын

@@gachalucky869 Okay

@gachalucky869

3 жыл бұрын

@@fearechoes1161 hey are yo a fan? if not why yu don't chance

boffy: “i dont have a place to sleep” also boffy: has 10 wool and trees all around him

@dimitrisskar4174

3 жыл бұрын

but he didn't have a place to sleep

@dimitrisskar4174

3 жыл бұрын

@SuperMikej2 but he didn't have a place to sleep

@dimitrisskar4174

3 жыл бұрын

@SuperMikej2 but he didn't HAVE a PLACE to sleep

@dimitrisskar4174

3 жыл бұрын

@SuperMikej2 yeah but you know what i mean. he didn't have a place to sleep not that he couldn't make one

@zhermand1330

2 жыл бұрын

@SuperMikej2 I think he meant a PLACE like a house for example

"give us a cave update we don't want bees" Mojang: **makes cave update where you need honeycomb to make candles**

@diarenee9012

2 жыл бұрын

Bees still useless tho, like who uses candles f

@solar_SG

2 жыл бұрын

@@diarenee9012 my bases are like wizard towers so I actually use them often

@anaalina5964

2 жыл бұрын

@@diarenee9012 Candles are very good for builders.

@Awaken333

2 жыл бұрын

@@diarenee9012 bees actually pollinate crops to grow faster instead of using bone meal and get food faster

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539

Жыл бұрын

Honey blocks are good for red stone

Little did he know that he'd someday lead a bee army

@jeremyyt5127

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Ghost-ji2qn

3 жыл бұрын

And a wolf army

@thebluebee4002

3 жыл бұрын

i luv bees

@retrospect7404

3 жыл бұрын

i am the 690th like of this comment

@imtheirladyofsorrows727

3 жыл бұрын

yes, little did he know

The tone of his voice while killing everything *_Im scared and entertained at the same time_*

@whiskey419

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, first it was Justin Y. Now it is my counterpart CptRussia, and the other is Mycuel Something.

@cryzedu

4 жыл бұрын

@@whiskey419 What about some guy with a moustache

@whiskey419

4 жыл бұрын

• C R Y B A B Y • Ain't seen him yet hoss.

@sloppyjoe2974

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i have seen your comments twice today on two different topics

@eamonn1159

4 жыл бұрын

CptRussia I saw in a different video on KZread! (A different channel)

“Give us a cave update we don’t want bees.” Well you’re in luck

Alternate title: boffy has a God complex and slaughters everything

“I hear monsters, but the real monster is me”- boffy

@looney6940

4 жыл бұрын

AJ THE GOAT I read this the exact time he said it💀

@eunoiaqq

4 жыл бұрын

@@looney6940 Ok then what time did he say it

@Yes-yo9uo

4 жыл бұрын

Undertale genocide in a nutshell

@maiwonder2801

4 жыл бұрын

Aether Gaming yes- XD

@MegaGDestroyah

4 жыл бұрын

I need to frame that quote in my house

He's literally the man with the white van of minecraft. "Come on little chickens, you want some seeds?"

@andrewc3015

3 жыл бұрын

˚-˚

@kunikuzuzhi

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewc3015 ・o・

@Chipsda_hampter

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@Someoneyeeted

3 жыл бұрын

👁️👄👁️

@Intimidation571

3 жыл бұрын

._.

"Now it is nice and clean" *in real life that entire field would be red with blood!

That vegan teacher: No you can’t just kill 1000 animals!!!! Boffy: haha sword go brrrrrr

@synthetic_creature

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha sword go swoooosh

"911, what is your emergency?" "This guy just killed 1000 chickens." "I'm... sorry?" "Yeah, 1000 chickens in minecraft. And a creeper, and a- *click* hello?"

@glarus4008

3 жыл бұрын

Ur a good jokester

@lildeepthroat3344

3 жыл бұрын

Max is 100 days in jail for killing chicken or cockfighting so 1000x100=100,000 days so you can die in prison for killing chicken not by exactions but time spent

@spectreshepard1

3 жыл бұрын

U.S NAVY- that’s.. oddly legit

@lildeepthroat3344

3 жыл бұрын

Lukepar3 Gaming yep

@mil4023

3 жыл бұрын

Much funny yes laugh

I clicked on a corona virus news story on trending and eventually made my way to this video through KZread recommendations

@gettokyoko

4 жыл бұрын

Whats The History good job

@kiddosneakybeaky3934

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@hankhill7813

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe, no school for you

@villiatheotter2757

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Cheeseinhaler500

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes huh

7:30 when you blink during a redstone tutorial

"We don't want bees, fix PVP, give us a cave update!" Seems they listened

"Torches are for little baby boys" 5 seconds later: **Makes a torch**

@circleubuntu

3 жыл бұрын

He can't see

@alainadrinkwater5862

3 жыл бұрын

@@circleubuntu e’yup

@jordanbarroso1954

3 жыл бұрын

@@alainadrinkwater5862 eyup

@Pneuma321

3 жыл бұрын

True

@SunnyTheSimp

3 жыл бұрын

@@circleubuntu we know Xd

"torches are for baby boys who cry for their mama when a monster comes out *seconds later *I NeEd ToRcHeS*

@ghoulishffx

3 жыл бұрын

That's just Boffy in all of his videos

@hahaoml2812

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's trying to tell us something

@-.Sage-Claws.-

3 жыл бұрын

@Rono Hernandez hes 14 or 15 hes not little 1 to 9 is little

@honeybun0ink

3 жыл бұрын

@Farzana parvin I'm sorry..but I need to r/woooosh you. *_r/woooosh_*

@-.Sage-Claws.-

3 жыл бұрын

@@honeybun0ink kk *r/wooooosh*

1:13 I love this because the bee is like the community's favorite mob now

Boffy: we don't want bees give us new caves or something *two updates later * there's a cave and cliff update

Boffy's vocabulary and monotone voice is perfect

@SimplyNo_

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like technoblade

@matabuh1544

4 жыл бұрын

And he’s 14

@somehumanonplanetearth6903

4 жыл бұрын

I too have a monotone voice

@lordofcats5448

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect FOR A RADIO I’m not trying to throw shade or anything

@thegreatwoodentable552

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Boffy's sarcasm is so strong that I really, really think he needs a hug.

@StandardCashflow

4 жыл бұрын

Go check out remainings even tho being a kids youtuber man he sounds sarcastic as heck

@rifdifirebolt

4 жыл бұрын

His leather armor has Thorns II be careful

@leshtshow

4 жыл бұрын

@@StandardCashflow lmao i used to watch him

@StandardCashflow

4 жыл бұрын

@@leshtshow lmao,im thinking of switchin to discord for a while but ill make my mind up

@leshtshow

4 жыл бұрын

@@StandardCashflow fun haha

Hearing “give us a cave update” from the future makes me laugh.

“ew is that a bee?” Me: ah yes, in the next video you kill the wither with them :)

“I’m going to lure them into the breeding hole with the fake promise of seeds” -boffy

@charmeleonevolves5553

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes but what if i ruined it

@crystuim738

3 жыл бұрын

@@charmeleonevolves5553 NOOOO

@charmeleonevolves5553

3 жыл бұрын

@@crystuim738 i didnt actually ruin it btw

@yakkun4930

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like that's the plot of The Promised Neverland-

@awesome_hh7002

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a government

Litellary everyone: *WE NEED CAVE UPDATE!* Mojang: *Ya like Jazz?*

@untexuredlava9846

4 жыл бұрын

Community: wants cave update Mojang: best I can do is bees

@restingplace5621

4 жыл бұрын

Community: Cave Update Mojang: ha ha, bee go buzz

@kingjulienfeetenthusiast

4 жыл бұрын

Hello my long lost twin

@ezeke959

4 жыл бұрын

Ya like _beezz_

@willvicini7941

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: A cave update would be nice Mojang: Bees, take it or leave it

1:20 The most aged like mlik thing in a boffy video

'i hear monsters~ but the real monster is me' was probably my fav thing he said xD

“You know what is fun? Playing god, without god powers”

@arrolace

3 жыл бұрын

*That’s called being a cult leader*

@legna3407

3 жыл бұрын

Or a dictator

@jacktemplayz

3 жыл бұрын

Why does this have so many likes yet so little replies

@vodka2432

3 жыл бұрын

*crowley has entered the chat*

@Slasherxx-hj9ol

3 жыл бұрын

666 thank me

He has forgotten to count the fishes death. Poor fish didnt make it into the "death count". 2:18 Edit: i didn't expect all the love... thank youu!♡

@trippie9312

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@nene9860

4 жыл бұрын

That's the comment I was looking for

@EliasPoint

4 жыл бұрын

Mcfuffin they have no souls and can’t pain I guess

@kristenkelly8568

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the 300 hundredth person to like this commet

@lauravandzura7134

4 жыл бұрын

Fish don’t count. They are natures retards

When he sneezed I actually said bless you like he could hear me

Boffy: “we don’t want bees, give us a cave update” Minecraft: *challenge accepted*

"I did manage to infect like half of my school though" Oh. Oh no. Hey I think we found patient zero...

@starflypup7860

3 жыл бұрын

no replies

@opossumcorpseparty

3 жыл бұрын

Ruh roh

@starxxyl8207

3 жыл бұрын

...shit

@laurie7732

3 жыл бұрын

Well...

@Celestialeris

3 жыл бұрын

Yike

"Torches are for babies" *Makes torches 5 minutes later*

@drantigon

4 жыл бұрын

Make that 5 seconds

@HeadsetHatGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@drantigon edit will ruin the meme lmao

"Ooh, A pink sheep, isn't this rare or something? *kills mercilessly*" 😂😂😂

6:20 boffy you scare me

Nobody: McDonald’s “Let’s industrialize the animal killing process”

@thexanfan8173

4 жыл бұрын

Its funny becous it isnt

@HeadsetHatGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@thexanfan8173 you must be fun at parties

@kiwuuspurr1927

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes, makes perfect sense

@dickeaterOCE

4 жыл бұрын

Macca’s Finns hit that up

@thexanfan8173

4 жыл бұрын

@@HeadsetHatGuy jeah

4:10 Pink sheep have a very rare 0.164% chance of naturally spawning.

@joseph.lavalley

4 жыл бұрын

Usmile and he just kills it lol

@shizurika

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously i always see pink sheeps

@darkestlune9580

4 жыл бұрын

@@shizurika you're taking all our luck ;-;

@darkestlune9580

4 жыл бұрын

I am displeased by him

@anap9758

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve had two naturally spawn within a chunk of eachother. That was the luckiest thing to ever happen to me so far.

"I did manage to infect half of my school though so I'm proud of myself" I had to go back and check the year it was released. Good job boffy.

"We don't want bees, we want a cave update" "Maybe I should just get sick and then make videos cuz the commentary's much better"

*Sneeze* "I should be at school." 2020: "Oh honey"

"I did manage to infect, like, half my school, so I'm proud of myself." That did not age well.

@AJW2711

3 жыл бұрын

Searched for this exact comment, Boffy might have been a spreader lol

@finn.8490

3 жыл бұрын

@@AJW2711 Ha!

@Twilightexe

3 жыл бұрын

R/agedlikemilk

@rhazien2502

3 жыл бұрын

I did that too, only covid cause I didn't have symptoms. FML

@itzyaboythomas9025

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I looked for this comment

“We don’t want bees” But then there’s tubbo

I love it how this video is pretty much boffy being a slaughterhouse

February 2020: 11:39 April 2020: That did not age well....

@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198

3 жыл бұрын

CORONA

@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594

3 жыл бұрын

Too soon

@SparkTheSnorlax

3 жыл бұрын

2:13

"I did manage to infect half of my school, so..." That's called foreshadowing

@casualcass

3 жыл бұрын

Covid be like: 😍

@Fxeye-ir9ck

2 жыл бұрын

420th like 😏

9:47 that actually looks like a surprisingly good revolver

"You think we want bees?!" Me, who wanted bees: :(

"oh cool pink sheep. Aren't these rare or something?" *Proceeds to slay it with the wrath of 1000 suns*

@kazmataze1084

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment at the time he killed the sheep.

@Korange64

3 жыл бұрын

How dare he, I've been playing minecraft like, since it came out, and I've seen like *3 NATURAL PINK SHEPS*

@untitleddocument5231

3 жыл бұрын

i found a pink sheep while exploring once, so i put it in a boat and went all the way back to my house with it the pink sheep still exists in that world and its name is kirby :)

“I did manage to infect like half of my school though” -Boffy 2020 right before the coronavirus took over

@apathetic_aesthetics

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to comment this lol

@andrerodrigues2877

3 жыл бұрын

That aged badly

@aceradionetwork3697

3 жыл бұрын

So it WASNT a bat

@ajarofworms7

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jaythephoenix

3 жыл бұрын

@@aceradionetwork3697 That counter was pretty lowball then!

“what did you think the entire fanbases was gonna be like ‘yes, this is the update we’ve been waiting for’?” i mean, yeah, that’s kinda what happened

The real reason why he’s a monster is because he used logs as fuel instead of making charcoal

@yougotsomeoreos7609

4 жыл бұрын

Or just using planks

@red_robin2243

4 жыл бұрын

Also he killed a pink sheep

@dELTA13579111315

4 жыл бұрын

Also didn't count a salmon as a kill

@sluchx2692

4 жыл бұрын

And now he can makes videos of it because there is no school because of the covid-19 so "yay"

“Why would I wear armor made out of iron when I can make armor out of the skin of living things?” -boffy 2020

@manolitotan6708

3 жыл бұрын

I read this at the exact time he said that

@i_dont_even_know_at_this_p4920

3 жыл бұрын

@@manolitotan6708 same

@davis.despacito4075

3 жыл бұрын

Oop I accidentally disliked and then liked lol

@michaelworthen9527

3 жыл бұрын

Nope 2021😎

@neenasahi7771

3 жыл бұрын

@@manolitotan6708 me 2

“Rest assured knowing that I have killed at least a thousand living things” -the Boffmeister 2020

"Mojang change the PVP! Give us a cave update!" _Little did boffy know that what he said will become true._

"Minecraft is a peaceful game" Boffy: *Yeahhh*

@fragile1723

4 жыл бұрын

Yeaahhh NO!

"Mojang, you think we want bees?" The redstone community would like to know your location

@thevioletbee5879

3 жыл бұрын

The lovers of bees community would like to know your location.

@cairpadilla7400

3 жыл бұрын

i already know you're location

@guilhermelimadesouza3484

3 жыл бұрын

Am I te only person who really likes the bees? ;-;

@Andyatl2002

3 жыл бұрын

The building community would like to know your location.

@greatbigbilly5091

3 жыл бұрын

The noteblock community would like to know your location

2:09 him talking about how he hates Minecraft but loves it at the same time 2:13 *sneezes* Me: he is allergic to Minecraft

*GIVE US THE CAVE UPDATE WE DONT WANT BEES* minecraft in 2021 : 👁👄👁

Boffy: “ a little bit closer, I’m not gonna hurt ya” Bee: *comes closer* Boffy: *kills bee*

@lucidluvvv2696

4 жыл бұрын

Classic Evil Peoples in 2020 exempt without the candy

@Maneplix

4 жыл бұрын

He did say he wouldn't hurt it

@amakobhansa6301

4 жыл бұрын

rip bee १०० बछ-२०२०

@suff0h98

4 жыл бұрын

Can we get an F for the bee

@hillwoop9101

4 жыл бұрын

*TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*

“ Oh a pink sheep aren’t they rare or something “ Meanwhile Pink sheep: 0.0082%

@nyx-ws4ke

4 жыл бұрын

i seen this sheep once in my live lol

@ellav8064

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen the pink sheep soo many times cause they spawn a lot when you go in a flower biome

@ombremoon45

4 жыл бұрын

My first pink sheep spawned in a swamp 😂

@ChaseThePinballWizard

4 жыл бұрын

I remember in my early days of minecraft on a tablet, me and my sister would spawn hundreds of thousands of sheep to see who could get a pink one first.

@facewhyineedtotypealastnam5882

4 жыл бұрын

I seen pink sheep 3 times

1:20 that's what you call foreshadowing

Its crazy how much caves changed

Meet my girlfriend *VIDEO IS PRIVATE* so she simply doesn't exist

@lukaskai1234

4 жыл бұрын

well, it exists but you can't see it...

@flygod.

4 жыл бұрын

Schrödinger Cat law. She can be in two states for me she doesn't exist;-;

@owned5125

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I was pretty confused on why they ended the stream right away...

@jamiecisfemalesheher5250

4 жыл бұрын

Her name is Gracie. Would you like her insta?

@aquam4rine

4 жыл бұрын

Chaī Latte dont be a creep

Boffy: Oh a pink sheep! Are they rare or something? Also Boffy: **proceeds to kill the sheep**

@Ukulilly

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been playing Minecraft for seven years and I still haven’t found a pink sheep

@A590Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ukulilly I found one in past 15 months

@pauliuscinga6972

4 жыл бұрын

Ukulilly I found two pink sheep in the same world

@krispyremovers2337

4 жыл бұрын

I've found one yesterday, and then my minecraft server crashed so its gone. I'm still hurt how boffy just kileld the pink sheep. (the odds of finding a pink sheep is 0,164% so its much less than 1%)

@strawblemonanime4723

4 жыл бұрын

I made one world where I dedicated it to spawning sheep until I got a pink one and it took nearly an hour to find at least one.

Boffy is legitimately the term Chaotic Neutral

Alternate title: Boffy creates a chicken Holocaust

“Give us a cave update not bees” the prophet has spoken and thou holy Mojang has provided

@moon.2674

3 жыл бұрын

it has indeed

@-SourStrawberry-

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry

2 жыл бұрын

@Peanut Butter is that a pun? Edit: pretty sure it’s half pun, half true.

@artsycat1656

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment this than I saw it already

@-SourStrawberry-

2 жыл бұрын

@@artsycat1656 Judging from your username, you’re a wings of fire fan?

If I ever need a hitman, I know who I'm calling.

@mhhmsmfshsmhfh

3 жыл бұрын

where are you gonna get boffy's number lol

@theowl6066

3 жыл бұрын

@@mhhmsmfshsmhfh Everything can be obtained for a price.

@darkox4172

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Boyl151

3 жыл бұрын

I know hoo I’m calling

@spork8071

3 жыл бұрын

who you tryna kill

"We want a cave update!" - Boffy, 2-8-2020

Tubbo is going to be HELLA MAD

"there's one re-occuring theme throughout all of my videos it is probably torture" *_subscribes_*

@dimitrisskar4174

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Jessica58243

3 жыл бұрын

Uhm ok

@-SourStrawberry-

2 жыл бұрын

That happened to me too

@cool_knockout

Жыл бұрын

when you play people playground, torture becomes fun

I hear monsters... *But the real monster is me* 14 yo girls: that’s so deep.

@georgesingh2835

4 жыл бұрын

You a girl

@_And_y_

4 жыл бұрын

No you a girl

@Littleha

4 жыл бұрын

Fans of Billie Eyelash probably

@georgesingh2835

4 жыл бұрын

@@Littleha tf?

@mellawithapenguin

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up pks

5:19 "do i look like a little baby boy to you? " Yes, you do

The bed he first made wasn’t red because of the flower, it was because when he first slept the blood of the innocents stained it.

Bee: *poisons boffy* Boffy: so I see you have chosen death

Boffy: it kinda looks like a... Boffy's brain: wait I'm not that immature Boffy: yeah it just looks stupid

@zeeee8305

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought it looked like a gun

@chaex2246

4 жыл бұрын

@@zeeee8305 timestamp?

@posljednjilist4400

4 жыл бұрын

9:52

@phatassphilip1892

4 жыл бұрын

@NewDays nobody asked. Tbh nobody cares either

@arin5008

4 жыл бұрын

*thinks about KZread monitazation*

I think this is the video that Minecraft saw when they decided to do the caves and cliffs update in 1.17

"playing god with no god powers" So, just human?

Boffy: killing as many animals as possible Vegan Teacher: 😱😡

@sleepwalker9866

3 жыл бұрын

at least he didn't eat most of the chickens, or is that worse if we wasted the meat? xD

@oliviaashely9970

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepwalker9866 yep

@flaming.river.

3 жыл бұрын

Words exist

@boxperson5984

3 жыл бұрын

and also any sane person because just because you're vegan, it doesn't mean you are the only person who cares about someone killing as many animals as possible: 😭😭😭

@boxperson5984

3 жыл бұрын

sorry, computers have these weird emojis and there are no angry faces so: >:( and :0 will have to do.

me: [enjoys watching this video] boffy: "i should be in school" me: [spits out my water bc i thought he was in his 20s or something]

@gab9433

4 жыл бұрын

guess what... hes 14!!

@joeshmoe6908

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Wrecky Bro u joking?!?

@annabecker5300

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Wrecky wait what

@gab9433

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeshmoe6908 nope

@gab9433

4 жыл бұрын

@@annabecker5300 you heard me!!

“Give is a cave update, we don’t want bees,” foreshadowing

“Give us a cave update” Me: NOW WE DO

mobs: Peacefully living in a minecraft world Boffy: joins world mobs: *Why do I hear boss music?*

@tiffanylam8311

4 жыл бұрын

E

@Whyns

4 жыл бұрын

*piano starts playing*

@uhoh7408

4 жыл бұрын

That implies you can beat boffy

@weewee6244

4 жыл бұрын

Whyns I goirno giavvana will burn chickens

@aheony

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I love how you can add “in Minecraft” to the end of any sentence to make it sound innocent

@galactic-hamster7043

3 жыл бұрын

"Genocide run... In Minecraft!"

@juliaanimates9765

3 жыл бұрын

i killed every kid under 12 i killed every kid under 12 _in minecraft_

@rebooteed_3434

3 жыл бұрын

i massacred every living thing on the planet except me in Minecraft!!

@shreyasshukla9841

3 жыл бұрын

I anally penetrated all the animals in Minecraft.

@catherinethomas9993

3 жыл бұрын

Rev_64 it makes everything sound legal

Hearing u say *No give us a cave update* rlly made me think of today

There's some kind of elegance to the simplicity of the design of the farm.

"i MaNaGeD tO iNfEcT hAlF oF mY sChOoL sO yAy mE"

@dreamdxll2677

3 жыл бұрын

“this did not age well”

@urmom-cs9nb

3 жыл бұрын

alexandre j lmao

@dreamdxll2677

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Prete its going to age even worse in the next couple of weeks

@urmom-cs9nb

3 жыл бұрын

alexandre j in the US lol Canada not so much

@dreamdxll2677

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Prete oh yeah i meant the US, a whole school district has to quarantine now and its only been a couple of weeks. what i wouldnt give to study abroad in canada rn

Boffy: *_YOU THINK WE WANT BEES!?_* Me: _Quietly_ I-I mean, I wanted bees..

@xqueenbumblebeex8732

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t WANT bees but I’m glad they added them

@seeya3705

4 жыл бұрын

But I wanted rosters and sharks

@seeya3705

4 жыл бұрын

Queen of Rainbow Zebras not bees

@xqueenbumblebeex8732

4 жыл бұрын

†.‧𓁹My Lord .‧† They wont add sharks because of endangered sharks or some crap, tbh they added polar bears and pandas, and they are endangered so why not sharks

@queenofrainbowzebras9775

4 жыл бұрын

@@xqueenbumblebeex8732 I don't think it's because they're endangered, I'm pretty sure it's because something else

I was laughing at the deaths of the chickens 😂😂 the sound of Minecraft death is halarious to me lmao

"playing god without god powers" actually hits hard

Boffy: no, fix the pvp give us a cave update Minecraft 1.17: allow me to introduce myself

@aromoobroom2087

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@crowkrow5015

3 жыл бұрын

tf

Boffy: Bees are the worst mobs Squids: Are we a joke to you? Phantoms: Are we a joke to you? Bats: Are we a joke to you?

@OrigamiAhsoka

4 жыл бұрын

At least phantoms drop something useful lol

@ashtheintroverted7204

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I could live without Phantoms. I hate them with a passion. I miss the days where creepers and endermen were the things I had to worry about.

@ashtheintroverted7204

4 жыл бұрын

@Light Bulb Dealer same except I was running back from a mining trip. I died on the way back "this" close to my house, and then died two more times going to grab my stuff and go to bed. Fun times.

@etwasmenschliches

4 жыл бұрын

And why should cows be hated?

@quackquackquack8913

4 жыл бұрын

Ravgers and vindicators are worse im having good time trading with villagers then raid starts and vindicator tears me in half

Alt title: Boffy plays the genocide route, but minecraft

1:21 mojang: boffy's wish is our command

KZread recommendations be like: Wanna see a sadistic minecraft player killing living creatures for quality content?

@yeetusyeetus4494

4 жыл бұрын

suzume I do..........

@how_may_i_offend_you6611

4 жыл бұрын

Rogue the weird one Same and do did suzume because she clicked the video..

@TheInvincibleH

4 жыл бұрын

Y E S MU C H L I V I N G

@averzee7269

4 жыл бұрын

we be like:yes

@moofiche46

4 жыл бұрын

and we, the demonic minecraft gamers we are be like: *happy demon noises intensify*