CAUGHT DRUNK AT CHURCH! | STORYTIME
I got caught drinking at church. It was super awkward.
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YOU'VE HAD ALCOHOL?!?!?!?!!?!
@daytonacaffrey1071
8 жыл бұрын
+Rachel Ballinger omg Rachel ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@daytonacaffrey1071
8 жыл бұрын
+Rachel Ballinger plz reply it willllllllllllllllllllllmake my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better
@myanonromance8516
8 жыл бұрын
RACHEL
@havanalane9856
8 жыл бұрын
+Rachel Ballinger HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
@whyamistillthere
8 жыл бұрын
Lol I love you Rachel
Have you ever had a horrible experience like that? Tell me about it! I'm reading your comments all day!
@daniel.lennon
8 жыл бұрын
hi colleen! have a good day!
@matildaorrbon854
8 жыл бұрын
love these kinds of videos
@idk3832
8 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ckelly870
8 жыл бұрын
I love you Colleen!!!
@DanielJacobQualls
8 жыл бұрын
My friend spilled "his water" at church, but the smell was not water... It was vodka.... LOL!!!!
One time a girl pulled a chair from underneath me. I got in trouble for BEING ON THE FLOOR
@gamersmartyt3
6 жыл бұрын
xDDDDDD
@kyriannachristie3549
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my school
@5ky384
5 жыл бұрын
@@kyriannachristie3549 same... o_o
@bleh8920
5 жыл бұрын
I got in trouble for leaving church service to pee
@ariannacooper8612
4 жыл бұрын
My friend got pushed out of his chair and got lunch detention for being out of his chair 😑
I looked at a teacher and she told me that I was in trouble. I asked why and she said, "Because whenever you do something wrong, you look at the teacher."
@rachaeljoon
8 жыл бұрын
That's just bogus right there
@mariah252
8 жыл бұрын
I don't get teachers sometimes...
@anikazhang9655
7 жыл бұрын
MathIsLife
@Taehyung-ns3yu
7 жыл бұрын
MathIsLife loool
@savannahpostma2305
7 жыл бұрын
MathIsLife hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
When I was in 4th grade, a mentally challenged boy that I have never conversed with in my life told one of the teachers that I spit on him. Nobody believed me when I told them that I had never spoken with him in my life. The punishment I had was very bad because I had apparently bullied a mentally challenged boy (which is an extremely low thing to do). I got suspended for 3 weeks for something I didn't do.
@john_barton_
8 жыл бұрын
Daaaang
@vaughn9308
8 жыл бұрын
wow
@lizzynight199
8 жыл бұрын
+Lolipopwasicle Don't call them retarded! It's not nice!
@sandfire17
8 жыл бұрын
+lizzy night actually isn't retarted a term that can be used for mentally disabled kids? But then it was being used as an insult so now it's just a bad word all together
@PsychoSoprano
8 жыл бұрын
+Stefen Colalillo OMG THAT IS INSANE!!! So frustrating. I'm so sorry that happened to you!
lol anyone else remember the old Colleen's corner she told this story in???
@Asworldwide289bubble
8 жыл бұрын
me
@alejandrogts9219
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cashelgietzen4396
8 жыл бұрын
meeeee
@nancydziwulski6271
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@paulsoptirean538
8 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
Once I had a bug on my shoulder and I was flicking it off and it landed on this girl next to me and my teacher thought I was throwing bugs at people😂
@jasminesuarez6075
8 жыл бұрын
Omg that made my day
@starglqm
8 жыл бұрын
OFGOSH LMFAO
@simplyfernanda2299
7 жыл бұрын
Ashley Marie lol
@blueneptunian
7 жыл бұрын
Ashley Marie lol
@Aliencow22
7 жыл бұрын
Did you get in trouble? Haha
Well, here's my story... I was walking on a sidewalk during a school field trip. At one point, I reached up and plucked a leaf off a tree we were walking under and my teacher FREAKED OUT!! She told me I injured the tree and made me stand there while she plucked a HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD! Oh, the 90s...
@allielovesmagic8996
7 жыл бұрын
WOW THAT TEACHER IS A SAVAGE Ginny Townsend
@queenavacado6762
7 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@fizaferoz8127
7 жыл бұрын
Ginny Townsend Woah man.. 😂
@hannahwoolbright4583
7 жыл бұрын
Ginny Townsend wtf
@katelyncripps9597
7 жыл бұрын
i bet she was vegan
"my chicken wings are here and I'm desperate to eat them." IF THIS ISN'T ME
@sydneymcrosby6090
8 жыл бұрын
same
@aquillaleigh5616
8 жыл бұрын
🍗🍗🍗🍗
@shannonxx3486
8 жыл бұрын
😀🍗😀
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
TOTES ME, GURL:)
Haha you know the story is gonna be good once colleen says "i'm about to throw a lot of shade" YESSSS LET ME GRAB SOME POPCORN
@SethJoseph95
8 жыл бұрын
***** haha yes!!!! i couldn't find popcorn so i'm eating mac and cheese 😂
@oliviakerchief7557
8 жыл бұрын
I'm eating a poptart yay
@tinizizi3732
8 жыл бұрын
+Seth Joseph UR EVERYWHEREEEEEEE
@nataliechance2838
8 жыл бұрын
YOU AGAIN.
@SethJoseph95
8 жыл бұрын
Natalie Chance HIII
I think my the worst thing for me was in 6th grade. I was in the lunch line when I realized that I forgot my ID to get it, so I told my friend to save my spot while I ran back to class to get it. When I ran back to my place in the line, one of the counselors thought that I was skipping everyone, called me over, and put me in lunch detention. He didn't even give me a chance to explain!!! And for the rest of the lunch period I sat at an isolated desk, with no lunch, cried, and stared at the wall. Yeah, I'm throwing major shade to you Mr. Olin.
@whosbeeneatingmyporridge
7 жыл бұрын
Akiko Barreras Ik know I'm late lol but that teacher should be reported if they prevent you from getting basic needs they can get fired
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
THAT SUCKS
@Kendallrich721
5 жыл бұрын
Akiko Barreras frick you mr Olin
@kaitlynnpaige2994
4 жыл бұрын
SAME that happens to me all the time by the same exact counsels
@eveelizabeth8404
4 жыл бұрын
DAM YOU MR OLIN!!!!!!!
Once in elementary school, my "friend," who was something of a kleptomaniac, stole my binder. I tried to take it back from her, which resulted in something resembling tug-of-war between us, and the teacher got involved. We both claimed that the binder belonged to us, however, despite the fact that the thing was full of my notes and assignments, all with my name on them, and that the thing itself had my name all over it in various colours and fonts, I was told to give it to her, or I wouldn't get recess for the rest of the day. So, I gave it to her, and when the teacher asked me why I wasn't doing the assignment he'd given us the day before, I told him it was in my binder, which he made me give to my friend. He turned very red, and finally made her give it back. I still got no apology, from either of them, though.
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
THAT SUCKS:)
when she is frustrated/talks loud she has a hint of Miranda in her voice😂
Colleen has mentioned this in a Colleen's Corner a couple years like 3 years ago in 2013
@maddiefox8100
8 жыл бұрын
yeah thats what i thought ?
@geevee2740
8 жыл бұрын
+Katja Chasty YES I THOUGHT SO
@christina9437
8 жыл бұрын
ikr
@irelanddoyle8439
8 жыл бұрын
OMG I thought so I was thinking "I swear I've heard this story before!"
@johannalass773
8 жыл бұрын
+Katja Chasty Yessss and she said that she has never told the story
I was suspended because someone was about to punch my friend so I touched TOUCHED her arm then she turned around and started having a go at me and then there was a crowd of people and I was escorted to the office by 3 teachers, waited there for two hours, not allowed to talk to my friend and the bitch that I touched played it up that I tripped her and broke her leg. She put on a fake limp but 20 minutes later she was picked up by her mum and walking perfectly.
@ambergrace1724
8 жыл бұрын
You have horrible friends
@liliarredondo4136
8 жыл бұрын
omg thats so ridiculous! you shouldnt get in trouble for that!!
@samlovell2090
7 жыл бұрын
they would know if she broke her leg so unfair :'(
@queenavacado6762
7 жыл бұрын
Something like that happed to my older brother
@fizaferoz8127
7 жыл бұрын
This is Amylyn OH MY GOOOSSSHHHHH
Literally the teachers not trusting you thing is the story of my life! I one time went to the bathroom because I was having an anxiety attack and my math teacher wasn't in our classroom, so before going back to my homeroom I stopped in the bathroom. I then proceeded to ask my friend Alura to hang out with me in case my anxiety got really bad, granted I was 10 years old and terrified of school bathrooms. So Alura and I are in the bathroom and it turns out all the anxiety made my stomach not the best if you know what I mean... *cough cough* I had a huge poop in the toilet and it took for freaking ever. When we finally got back to the classroom, our teacher accused us of ditching and gave us detention for like a week or something ridiculous. I came home crying and my mom was like wtf, and I was like "I just had to poop 'cause I was stressed out! I just pooped Mommy! I pooped! I promise I didn't ditch! I pooped!"
@clopalidar6934
7 жыл бұрын
Annie Grace omg that sounds so scary during midterms for math I had a panic attack in he bathroom they said I skipped and I was like "would you rather me disrupt the class with a panic attack?!"
@anabellerigg7626
7 жыл бұрын
I used to go to the nurses office when I'd panic but kids would come in sick and i would legit just start panicking more and I was like, do i go to the bathroom or nurses office? It was literally the biggest struggle for me anxiety wise like both were terrifying and my teachers were brats and no one trusted me and i was like "IM TRYING PEOPLE!"
I love her pink eyeshadow, it looks really nice on her, it's definitely her colour. 😍😘👀
@JD-bl2zp
6 жыл бұрын
...I think it's purple...
@mialynn1834
6 жыл бұрын
Holly Filmer that's not how you spell color!!!
@dannyfalkman9343
6 жыл бұрын
The Little Things it is in Europe
I do feel like I've heard her tell this story before.... maybe in a livestream?
@AmberRuggeri
8 жыл бұрын
SAME
@JianLangSaTabi
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah she's already told this!!
@sophialrainbows7501
8 жыл бұрын
she's told it before
@Magonaboy
8 жыл бұрын
In an old Colleen's Corner
@annaodonnell8956
8 жыл бұрын
Same
Once I was talking on the announcements with this other girl and I guess we said something that made people laugh but we had no idea what we said. We were just making an announcement for credit union. When we walked into the classroom the students broke out into laughter and we had no clue why. And the teacher was so mad. That literally bothers me to this day. We asked her what we did and she wouldn't even tell us. Smhsmhsmh
@katelyncozzi7904
8 жыл бұрын
I MUST KNOW!!!! Meh....too bad....
In 6th grade I got a 99 on a SOCIAL STUDIES-not English test- Because when I spelled Nile river I used a cursive capital n (I have weird handwriting) and the teacher thought I didn't capitalize it. I DID EFFIN capitalize it and why would that even matter on a SOCIAL STUDIES TEST
@jksbananamilk
8 жыл бұрын
what???!!! that is so fucking messed up
@flufsthesheep4424
6 жыл бұрын
Oh I have a teacher like this, except he takes points off for- wrong spelling, not capitalizing letters if they need to be capital, and for not fricken writing in script! It's also Social Studies :/
@jiminy_jamans
4 жыл бұрын
That is soooo annoying!!! You could have gotten a perfect score but your teacher was like noOoo
Am I the only one who stills searches up Colleen Ballinger when you search her up?!😂
@nathalybabushka5564
8 жыл бұрын
wtf
@katherinewoods9711
8 жыл бұрын
+Nathaly Cisneros wtf??
@fimearscarba
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao i actually did just did psycho soprano now to get to this haha but I bet they both work
@benybeanz
8 жыл бұрын
They mean because she married Josh. Colleen Ballinger still works because her new last name is Ballinger-Evans
@evelynmoya2577
8 жыл бұрын
same
i got in a lot of trouble because i had an itch on my inner leg and the teacher thought i was "making inappropriate symbols around my private areas" like wtf
@jenniluvs
8 жыл бұрын
omg wtf 😂
@shruti4136
8 жыл бұрын
lolololol
@aliaallygrl2690
8 жыл бұрын
+james dino daffuuuqqq
@sallyklie5233
8 жыл бұрын
+james dino hahah omg so weird
@chinchillaandguineapigsirony
8 жыл бұрын
I am so yellow sounded kind of racist
Okay i have a crazy story to tell yall. So i had this science teacher i had two years ago. Last year, her ten year old daugher got cancer, so her teaching started going downhill (i know because i talked to her). So she wrote me a pass one afternoon so i could go help her grade homework in the morning before school. So the next morning, i showed the dean my pass and she let me go to the science teacher's room. on the way i saw a few teachers and i said good morning and stuff and they returned it. so i got there and I graded a few stacks of homework and the first period bell rang. I went through all my classes feeling good because i did nice things for the science teacher. Then as the bell rang for lunch later that day, this teacher (who is crazy) grabbed my arm and pulled me into a doorway. She said, "Now sweetie, I just wanted to tell you before someone else does." then she was quiet for a minute. i nodded and she continued, "all of the teachers all over the school are talking about you." and i was thinking, what on earth could i have done? I'm an honor society member and i make all straight A's, i dont talk in class and im not rude to anyone! she then said, "they all were saying you were causing trouble in the halls before school. they said you used an outdated pass and caused trouble when you thought no one was watching." she shook her head and she looked sorry for me. "you know I love you" she said and i was thinking, OMG ew get away from me you creep! then she said, "Dont worry. youre secret is safe with me. i wont tell your mom (my mom worked at my school at the time). ill let you tell her before the principal does." then she awkwardly hugged me and walked away. I then talked to my mom (very creeped out because of the teacher) and she reassured me that the teacher was crazy and that all the teachers knew that i was helping the science teacher grade homework and that i'd never do any harm. Mom also said that the creep just told the principal and other people in the meeting, not the entire school but they all knew she was crazy and exadurated everything. But i just avoided the creepy teacher the rest of the year and that was the last i heard of it. End of story. :)
@randomnameforarandomnerd8400
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my phandom! KZread says I disliked your comment when I liked it (I found your story interesting, so I liked it). How?
@amandaworthy4547
8 жыл бұрын
What.... What did she say?! Finish the story!!!!!!!
@lilianfigueroa3795
8 жыл бұрын
What did she say? It got really good
@angie-noh8
8 жыл бұрын
That teacher could have been arrested for hugging you
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
wow:)
One time in 2nd grade I was doing a paper in class, it wasn't a big paper or a test, it was just a worksheet, so my friend was being really annoying and talking and making weird faces and doing normal things that friends do, but it was really annoying, so she was being really loud and I think the whole class could hear her, ( keep this in mind I HATE talking to adults or anybody, I am SUPER shy) so I look over at my friend for like 1-2 seconds and I didn't smile or saying anything. Then my annoying teacher calls me out in the hall and screams at me because I "wasn't paying attention and I was disrupting the whole class from doing their work" I was TERRIFIED and couldn't say anything. Another thing happened wiht the same teacher with my friend, so my friend just licked her lips, like normal humans do, and then the teacher called her out in the hall and yelled at her for "sticking her tongue out and being disrespectful" This was the worst teacher ever, she also lied to my parents at parent teacher conferences
I remember once my teacher had marked me wrong for a test and when I pointed it out to her she insisted I had just added on the right answer myself. I was put in the hallway to retake the test; angry tears running down my face; I felt so insulted/hurt because no teacher had ever accused me of lying before...
@HarryAshcroft
8 жыл бұрын
:(
@molly2966
8 жыл бұрын
Oh
@chelseayun7665
8 жыл бұрын
Teachers can be so stupid
@PsychoSoprano
8 жыл бұрын
+Pebiol Duvero Thats so frustrating!!!
@violetviola4922
8 жыл бұрын
+Pebiol Duvero thats so wierd!! did you get the question right when you where retaking a test?
Her eye shadow is so pretty in this video!!!!
RELATABLE!!! School staff honestly don't care about students, they just care that the state doesn't beat their ass
@robbiedelrey3924
7 жыл бұрын
Psya Mese /bernadette if they did similar things they should be more understanding. California's school policies are the worst
so we were taking huge test near the end of the year and of course there was no talking and a kid was talking to me and I said stop and then I got in trouble for talking and he didn't 😤😤
@rachaeljoon
8 жыл бұрын
Omg i hate when that happens 😑😑
@liliarredondo4136
8 жыл бұрын
ikr that sucks
@Aliencow22
7 жыл бұрын
Faith berow omg that's happened to me before! It sucks:/ I feel you're pain
@lauren_kcb
7 жыл бұрын
Faith berow same
@catemagrogan3131
7 жыл бұрын
Faith berow similar thing happened to me
and this is why I lie 80% of the time
@100subswithoutavidchannel6
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jonwoolley5530
8 жыл бұрын
yes you feel me
@dianamitchell6323
8 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly
@tashybearxox238
8 жыл бұрын
I lie 99% of the time..... 😁
@superflyriri4153
8 жыл бұрын
same XD
okay now I really want chicken wings
@joellyv8820
8 жыл бұрын
Same
@magicmilz7960
8 жыл бұрын
Same
@cassiek2506
8 жыл бұрын
Same here
@SamiWamiFuscoAlamia1
8 жыл бұрын
Currently eating some
@user-br8dw2iu6m
8 жыл бұрын
I read this comment when she was saying about the chicken wings!
so im ten and one time last year since i have a condition that makes me fall asleep really quickly i have to drink a water bottle of lemon infused water at school so i dont fall asleep so i had a new teacher and she was really strict and since i have to have lemon in my water it was a funny color and she thought i had lemonade and smelled it and it smelled like lemon so she took it a way from me and i fell asleep during English and she made me stay in class for the whole week at lunch breaks and write lines about bringing in lemonade to school but the principle and my parents had a go at her and ever since then shes never liked me😂😂🤣🤣😒😒
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
SHE OR HE IS RUDE:)
I was at a church summer camp and I was sleeping on the top bunk. I went to go out my bible on the dresser and it fell on the floor. The girls I was with told the counselor that I threw it down and I was no longer allowed to go swimming for the rest of the trip. Because they say I defiled the word of God...oh and I also got lice from the dumb girls
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
AW THAT SUCKS:)
My friend was once joking around about having alcohol (TOTALLY JOKING ABOUT IT) and she approached some 4th graders and asked them if they wanted a sip. They said no, and we went on our way and dropped the joke. 2 WEEKS LATER WE GET CALLED TO THE OFFICE CUZ THESE LITTLE GIRLS TOLD A TEACHER! (SERIOUSLY WHO HIDES SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR 2 WEEKS) We get taken to this conference room in the office because our school was cheap and didn't have an official room. Our principal INTERROGATES us and I am basically dead silent the whole time. I wasn't even with my friend when she asked the kids. Thankfully, we didn't get in trouble because we told them it was a joke and kids take things too seriously. However, I was ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED. My parents never got told about the whole thing either. Yikes
@LAMW1235
8 жыл бұрын
Love your profile pic btw💕 Mel is queen
@teafoamart2757
8 жыл бұрын
Mel is queeeen!
@user-if3pm4cl1h
8 жыл бұрын
One time me and my friends were simply talking about marijuana in the hallways and a teacher came over and yelled at us for five minutes. Another time I was walking down the streets with my friend and I saw a bottle of alcohol on the sidewalk it was one of those mini ones and it had nothing left I picked it up because we were joking around. A grown-up walked by and threatened to call the cops I told her it was empty and I was going to throw it in the trash it was terrifying also hilarious.
You already told this story😂
@keelacooltime8781
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@emmamarks5598
8 жыл бұрын
When?
@phanisnotonfire5362
8 жыл бұрын
When?
@Lallyisaw3som3
8 жыл бұрын
+Emma Marks It was in a Colleen's Corner years ago I think
@EdenJumanji
8 жыл бұрын
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, IN A PAST COLLENS CORNER
Well it wasn't exactly a punishment, but one time when I was in elementary school, I was called in to the counselor's office because my teacher thought I was picking on a kid (I was only hanging out with the kid that was doing to the actual bullying). However, while I was in there I didn't say much, but I guess I said something that raised red flags in this old hags head, because later she told my mom (who also works at the same school) that I was SUICIDAL. My mom believed me when I said I wasn't (I really wasn't), BUT the school put me on an in-school SUICIDE WATCH ANYWAYS. Like I said, not a punishment, but incredibly fucking embarrassing.
Oh my gosh! In my school we have these 'take out' boxes which look identical to take away boxes in the Uk (our school is in the UK anyway) so one of the staff caught us with these take out boxes from lunch and we were ACCUSED for leaving school premises to buy take aways xD haha so we were called into the head teachers room and my friends and I all got a 3 day suspension from school for something we never did 😂😂 so as pay back i made the head teacher apologise to us in front of the entire school 😅 he deserved it... No he's sacked -- sorry haha
@ThePixelMan123
8 жыл бұрын
Now*
@redpandafilms3964
8 жыл бұрын
lol thats hilarious xD
@juliannespeyer4408
4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY JUSTICE FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN WRONGLY ACCUSED BY A TEACHER FOR SOMETHING THEY DIDNT DO!!!!!!!
I remember once in seventh grade there was two girls in my gym class who didn't like me for whatever reason. One day before class started they told the "meanest" coach that me and my friend were making fun of them. The coach didn't believe them because I was known to be quiet. Literally never said a word during school hours. Me and my friend didn't get in trouble, the two other girls did for trying to get us in trouble. -idk why i shared this, just a fun memory that decided to resurface i guess lol-
@aquillaleigh5616
8 жыл бұрын
good
@lifewithjazz4168
8 жыл бұрын
that's awesome!
@saeran145
8 жыл бұрын
Wow
@gabbybriseno1005
8 жыл бұрын
🐕🐶🐩🐈🐱🐭🐢🐇🐰🐓🐔🐣🐤🐥🐦🐏🐑🐐🐺🐃🐂🐄🐮🐗🐖🐽🐸🐍🐼🐧🐘🐨🐒🐵🐆🐯🐻🐫🐪🐊🐳🐋🐟🐠🐡🐙🐚🐬🐌🐜🐝🐞🐲🐉 then Colleen be like 🍻🍸🍺
@AllieRaq
8 жыл бұрын
LOL those girls Dident see what was coming
....I got out-side suspension for THREE (3) days, for.... Ready? Farting. >.> my dad laughed in the principals face, and said there is no one I'm punishing my child for farting. It's bad enough, you're taking three days of her education away for this. This was in 3rd grade too, btw.
@mjpink8408
7 жыл бұрын
Uggghhh!!! Getting punished over a BODILY FUNCTION that's very hard to hold back!!
@ann0y1n98
6 жыл бұрын
Relatable same for me in 1st grade and she wrote a referral
@Kylie-js9ix
6 жыл бұрын
>.< Lol
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
5 жыл бұрын
Well, maybe your school had a point, if you really release an Evil Death Mist. 🙃
When I was in 6th grade I had a "boyfriend" we only dated for a day and a half and after we broke up my friends decided "hey lets write a hate letter to him" I said "you write it I'm not that mad that we broke up I didn't even really like him. So she wrote the notes and I just put them in my gym locker not planning on giving them to him. Well my friend stole one out of my locker and gave it to "my ex" and he gives it to the teacher of course my name is on the letter so who do they pull out to the hall? Me I tried telling them that I didn't write it that this other girl wrote it I can prove it by writing some of it myself its not the same hand writing(I should add that there were some cuss words in the letters which is why I got in trouble.) Well Of course I get sent to the principals office my mom was called and they agreed that ISS(in school suspension) for one day would be punishment enough. So my mom is in there and I'm waiting out in the hall and I guess my mom told the principal "I know she didn't do this I know because this word is spelled right and my daughter can't spell for crap" which at the time was true I was shit at spelling when I was a kid but I still got punished the other girls didn't get much just half a day ISS and had to write some lines I had to miss a field day which is just a day where the whole school does different game related activities and those were my favorite days and sit in a room all by myself for 8 hours with literally nothing to do I was so bored lol. I got sent home early though that day and got McDonalds after so it was a pretty good day.
@FlipperSki
8 жыл бұрын
how'd she steal it from your locker?
@Stopit999
8 жыл бұрын
+Flipperski we shared the locker together.
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
AHHHH U GOT MCDONALDS. LUCKY:) CAN WE SHARE
tell the story of the rest of the trip!
during a school trip to Oxford, we stopped off at a museam and the whole lot of us (like 40 of us) got sent out for making paper crowns because apparently they were 'only for children under 5'
@avaskinner6458
8 жыл бұрын
Wow
@havanalane9856
8 жыл бұрын
+Abigail Lord our teacher took away PAPER electronics like seriously our teacher just went by our desks and didn't say anything just took it and threw OUR WORK AWAY o_o
@valerieramos4158
8 жыл бұрын
I cant😂
@violetviola4922
8 жыл бұрын
+Abigail Lord what!!! thats so weird at my school that would only happen if people made paper airplanes....
@havanalane9856
8 жыл бұрын
***** ikr lol I'm over it I'm mean its just stupid trees that decided to get themselves cut up LOL jk trees are not stupid
I HATE when teachers blame you for something you never did! Like one time a teacher screamed at me in class for talking... But I'm a talkative person!!! I can't hold in my talking for a whole entire class, it's IMPOSSIBLE!!
@adriennehall3296
8 жыл бұрын
Ummmmmmmmmmm
@marnieshat2234
8 жыл бұрын
For something you never did? You just said that you were talking in class. Lol
@rubydontpanic
8 жыл бұрын
wtaf?
@nadinehairston7824
8 жыл бұрын
Exact same with me
@randomhandle09.
8 жыл бұрын
+Nadine Hairston yasssss👌
I so get you! 5th grade, science class. Talking to my friend I said the line "how rude" from full house. One of the teachers said I called her rude and I got sent to the principles office.
Not the worst thing that happened to me but still worth telling you. Anyway, we all know math is boring and uninteresting soo I had math class and the math teacher is male. I had a messy bun that day and I was touching the little hair that was falling on my neck because I like playing with my hair when I'm bored and as I said,I find math boring. Then he said to me something like "do you want us to bring you a mirror and some makeup and then we should do your hair" and all that blah blah how we care only about look in puberty which I found weird because I was actually listening to him and was looking at him while he was doing math. I interrputed him saying "by your logic we shouldn't get a shower" he gave me a fake smile and just continued with class.
@lisathelps3458
8 жыл бұрын
X
@jaimelimavevo6949
7 жыл бұрын
math is not boring, it is hard! i hate math for lif3
@satiyaserene2911
7 жыл бұрын
.
@brandencouncilman3349
7 жыл бұрын
i like math its one of few thing that i legit focus on if i understand the math. # no negetiv
Last week, this kid was talking and teacher thought it was me!! BUT I WAS QUEIT THE WHOLE TIME AND I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NO REASON! Also, I was scratching my thigh and the teacher thought I was being inappropriate
@unicorn2138
8 жыл бұрын
Pffthahhaha
@monicajoy3241
8 жыл бұрын
LOL THAT SUCKS
@amandaworthy4547
8 жыл бұрын
Lol, by this comment I can assume you are, 10? 😂😂😂
@keylaarmah1635
8 жыл бұрын
+Amanda Worthy No im 11
@margarethoover1940
8 жыл бұрын
+Amanda Worthy you were close XD
Didn't she tell this before??
@roisinscales3627
8 жыл бұрын
Did she? what video?
@MoFanz
8 жыл бұрын
who doesn't love whipped cream
@AndresBalladares_
8 жыл бұрын
yeah she did
@Abby45
8 жыл бұрын
+Róisín Scales It was in a Colleen's Corner called "Being an alcoholic, Miley Cyrus, and my panties." lol
@DSnipes97
8 жыл бұрын
+Róisín Scales it was a Colleen's Corner video. Type in Colleen's Corner and type in getting drunk
Omg something similar happened to me before at school, in the sense that a teacher took something the complete wrong way, another student lied, and nobody believed me. What had happened was, everyone was about to leave gym, and we were in line (this was 2nd grade) and the teacher was making us stand there for forever, so I knew the girl in front of me, and she asked me to put her hair in a ponytail or braid or something, so I went to grab the hair that was on her shoulders, so my hands were near the bottom of her neck (but not even touching her neck) and I got yelled at by the man...well the teacher, and taken to the principals office where I was interrogated by the principal, the vice principal, my teacher, and BOTH the gym teachers (where my story never changed) and then the girl (my friend at the time) was interviewed by ONLY the principal, she was nervous I guess, so she lied and said that she thinks I was probably going to strangle her, so I got in SO much trouble, and the principals called my mom, she didn't believe them, got me early from school, and ever since then all the teachers at that school hated me...BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BRAID HER HAIR AND THEY FOR SOME REASON THOUGH THAT MEANT I WAS GOING TO STRANGLE HER?!?!?!?!
Once I was called to the principal's office and he and a few teachers interrogated me and were all asking "WERE YOU SMOKING IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!?!" And no, was the answer. Because I didn't smoke at school. I smoked before and smoked after but never on school grounds. Come to find out, my cousin and friend had been smoking in the bathroom and for some reason the school thought it was me.. probably because I was the goth girl in my small school. So, automatically, I must have been bad. They had me open my backpack and dump everything out.. luckily, I left my purse in my last class on accident. It had my cigarettes in it.
@MissXMalice
7 жыл бұрын
Cheers, thanks. I haven't smoked in 2 years but thanks. And this story is from 11 years ago when I was in high school.
GIRL YOUR MAKEUP IS LITERALLY AMAZING NSHEBEVE
@mazziemills7841
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@allystack6801
8 жыл бұрын
+Mazzie Mills what she was talking to Colleen
@mazziemills7841
8 жыл бұрын
+kitty123dash aj I was joking
@mazziemills7841
8 жыл бұрын
+Mazzie Mills chill I was joking
You've already told this story??
@michellel772
8 жыл бұрын
Not in much detail though and that was in a colleens corner like 2 years ago and people might not have seen it
@martinstraume7496
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember when she told it.
@therealmausb9529
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah i thought so!
@marianayarritu1548
8 жыл бұрын
Yes she did in a Colleen's Corner
@lizzynight199
8 жыл бұрын
+Michellev20 Law Yeah. I didn't see it.
So the teacher told us no talking or we'd lose 5 points (we have this point system everyone starts with 100 points and if you get in trouble you lose points). At the time, I sat next to the perfect angel/teachers pet kid who's mom is a teacher too. So she had no clue what we were doing (like always). She asked me what we were doing so I told her and the teacher took 5 points from me and wouldn't let me say what was going on. Luckily I got them back by telling the real story.
my math teacher yelled at me cuz I reading a book in class cuz she thought I didn't to the work when I did so she trys to take my library book I'm sitting holding in to it I'm not gonna let go and the book rips cuz she is trying to take it yet I have to pay for book. another time I got in trouble with I different teacher because I was hiding under a table behind some boxes during a lock down drill but I didn't know it was a drill and she called me selfish cuz No one else was under the table so she calls my parents and they didn't care I actually got praised because I was hidden from any intruders.
In middle school I was at a school football game with my friends. I was sitting up in the stands & my friends were a row below me, turned around to face me. We were messing around taking silly photos of each other when the cheerleading coach/my english teacher came up to me and said "I saw you just take photos of my cheerleaders butts and you're making them uncomfortable and you need to stop." and I was so shocked. Like why would I do that?? I told her you can look at my camera, its literally photos of my friends, but she didn't believe me 😑
What do you call bees that make milk... Boo-bees
@__r4ge236
8 жыл бұрын
Omg
@veronicaruck1725
8 жыл бұрын
Perv
@HarryKrinkle
8 жыл бұрын
+Paulferd Paul That's beautiful.
@lesliecorona3359
8 жыл бұрын
😂😕😑😐😂
@skinnierthighs1239
8 жыл бұрын
+Paulferd Paul gross
Lol, another story..I think this is also relatable..My teacher always tells my class "put down our pens and eyes on me" then she looks at everyone and yells "WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU WRITING?!!?" like bish wha-?
@karatecathiya6737
8 жыл бұрын
i was in first grade we all sat at the carpet for a story there was this girl me and my friend sat with her i was on the right my friend was on the left so the girls Best friend was mad that we sat with her friend and then she told the te teacher we said she was stupid and couldnt sit with us including her friend and our teacher said if thats true we all said no because we did not say it and the dumb teacher did not believe us so we got 2 thinksheets and she called our parents and got detention for 3 week then the next day she said we were nasty and rude so we told the teacher and she did not believe us again and we got detention for 3 month im going to call her out her name is ... selali we did not do anything i hate her and the dumb teacher
@funfeatherslps2046
8 жыл бұрын
+karen sosa wow, thanks for replying and good story....I didn't know how else to word that..lol..And u get detention in 1st grade!?
You look soooo pretty with purple eye shadow
colleen i once got in trouble because my friends did something stupid after school, i was at the park at our school and my friends went and almost *broke* down a door in the outside classroom and a teacher saw told them to stop walked over to me who was at the park which is on the other side of the outdoor class and yelled at me! none of my friends got in trouble!
@aquillaleigh5616
8 жыл бұрын
hmmf...
@jason-bq6hz
8 жыл бұрын
Next time RUN!!!!!
@grace_is_bae2385
8 жыл бұрын
+JasonChandler agreed
@HannahRose19960
8 жыл бұрын
Wtf those kids should have gotten in trouble and you shouldn't have I would've ran off lol
@jason-bq6hz
8 жыл бұрын
***** I would've either hidden or ran! lol
So true teachers are like that. :( The worst thing that happened to me is when I was late going to School cause I wasn't feeling that well. I went to class super late while eating like a gummy bear when I was about 7 years old. The teacher suddenly hit me with a pen on my mouth and punished me to stand 20 min in front of the blackboard cause I was late -_- Damn who knew eating something is a bad thing.
@shortbinnie5630
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@graciecassar1475
8 жыл бұрын
Omg that's mean
@chesadjanelle778
8 жыл бұрын
+Rosie Lewis yeah. I went to a very strick school who spanks the students with a bamboo stick. I got spanked cause I was selling stickers at school hahah. But I think that school don't do that anymore. And the worst thing I saw is my classmate eating his vomit because the teacher forces him to. We have to finish all of our food.
@laura_bes_
8 жыл бұрын
+Chesa Djanelle whaaaaat? The teacher forced him to eat his vomit? This is absolutely horrible omg I feel blessed to be in my school!
@tashybearxox238
8 жыл бұрын
+Laura Bes ikr that's horrible! Omg poor him!!
O my gosh that's so wrong one everyone lied! And two they couldn't trust you sometime teachers can be really stupid
When I was in second grade my class was walking back to our classroom when my teacher called me to the front of the line and told me that "my behavior was unacceptable". After that she kept me in for for recess and gave me a lecture saying that "I should know better". To this day I still have no idea what I did wrong.
Two of my friends got suspended for getting lost at Disney on a school band trip. It was so stupid, they got lost and they are the ones punished!
"..because my mom TRUST! me" lmao I felt Miranda come in your soul
teachers have no idea of what really goes on
Ugh, that story made me sooooo mad at those ppl who said she had an drinking problem!
My friends and I got punished because we were eating cake without "permission" DURING A BREAK. (It was one of my friend's birthday)
@katelyngluck9902
8 жыл бұрын
How???
@lizzynight199
8 жыл бұрын
I'd be like "BITCH. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE? DONT TOUCH MY CAKE!"
@co7049
8 жыл бұрын
+lizzy night hahaha lmao
@co7049
8 жыл бұрын
I'd be like bish let me and my cake have our business
@PJ-xk1ie
8 жыл бұрын
Same. Btw I had cake today
THAT EYE MAKEUP THO 😍
@alexandernewmich8226
8 жыл бұрын
+Anna Bradshaw ikr stunning
When it's 1 am and u can't sleep
loving her humor (and makeup)
TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS OF THE TRIP I WANT POLITICAL ISSUES
this video pisses me off
@AnnabellePrice08
8 жыл бұрын
why?
@annagagnon4793
8 жыл бұрын
Why?
@Kiingpoppa
8 жыл бұрын
why?
@lesryglrhfohser
8 жыл бұрын
+foreversaldana1011 why?
@fashionblue5246
8 жыл бұрын
Why
this is the most relate able thing ive ever heard
She totally told this story before, maybe twice! But it never gets old! Such a great story!
once my teacher blamed ME FOR TALKING AND I WAS LIKE AHEM EXCUSE ME? I HAVE A MOUTH I CAN TALK WHENEVER I WANT YOU CANT CONTROL ME.
@mskriptonite1495
8 жыл бұрын
SAVAGE!!
@arianagrandesouthafrica9408
8 жыл бұрын
dangerous
@100subswithoutavidchannel6
8 жыл бұрын
+Ms KRiPTONiTE tru😂
@pilot2697
8 жыл бұрын
+Ariana Grande South Africa woman
@d0lce
8 жыл бұрын
+Ka I Cao i know right
When I was in 5th grade we were in a computer lab and my assigned seat was right next to the white board, and there's that little metal ledge thingy where the markers go sticking out from the wall. So this bully comes up to me when I'm about to sit down and pulls the chair from under me. I fell, hit my head on that ledge, and got a concussion (and 6 stitches). Then I got in trouble for "starting a fight".
One time I was at school and I saw my BFF that I hadn't seen in weeks and I went up to her and hugged her and my insane substitute teacher thought I was trying to hurt her by hugging her so she sent me to the principals office. Soon my BFF told the teacher that I was just hugging her and the teacher sent her down to take me back to class. Edit: True Story😝
@alondramulero5915
6 жыл бұрын
WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME:)
Imagine Mirinda Sings Drunk? Lol.
@kenziecrawford8905
5 жыл бұрын
Oh no that would be a mess
When I first came to America, I wore a green tennis hat backward, because Im Iraqi the professor called me a terrorist and sent me to the principle office, and got a detention after school, as well as they took the hat away after contacting my family. So yeah teachers can be racist and bloody mean.... I should talk about this in a video in the future
I REMEMBER YOU TELLING THIS STORY BEFORE!!!😂😂
@katydillard762
8 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@michaelcartlidge6913
8 жыл бұрын
+Tanya Singh ME TOO I FEEL CHEATED, kidding idc
@daisykatie1992
8 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSSSS I was looking for a comments that wouldn't think I'm crazy for knowing she told the story before
In prep ( if you don't call it that the first year of primary/elementry school) I went outside with afew people to get water because it was a class toilet brake then I had a mouth full of water and one of my classmates walked past me nothing else happened so I swollowed my water and went inside... Turns out they told my teacher I spat the water on them?!?! And I got in trouble even though 1 I kept saying I didn't and that was gross, 2 my teacher knew I was a goody two shoes and 3 they weren't even wet like wtf dude???!!!
@sophiabarolsky450
4 жыл бұрын
Are you Aussie? Because I am from Melbourne, Australia, and we call the first year of school prep! So just wondering about that!
@siariele4592
4 жыл бұрын
@@sophiabarolsky450 Yeah, i'm from Melbourne lol
@sophiabarolsky450
4 жыл бұрын
@@siariele4592 Yeeeeeessss more melbourners!!
Me and my pal were punnished for a flood that had happened at school and we didn't have any part to play in it. So when the teachers found out that we hadn't done ANYTHING wrong they didn't even say"oh sorry we blamed you for the flood" they just ingnored us.( prob embaressed). But it was soooo anoyying because our homes were called and our parents found out ( mine believed me) and we lost our playtime( we were only 10 ish when it happened). So yep there you guys go. PLEASE LIKE IT WOULD MAKE MY DAAAAAY!!!😊
You have told this story before.😂 still love it.❤️
One time my friend was talking in french and our insane teacher locked her in a closet. No joke.
@aliciapotvin5404
6 жыл бұрын
Arielle Julia wow
@tmcginn3355
6 жыл бұрын
why? Was she swearing? That's - wierd?
@maggie912Az
6 жыл бұрын
Arielle Julia weird
@catlvr677
6 жыл бұрын
That is so weird
@lexiharris9520
6 жыл бұрын
Arielle Julia that's insane, but wouldn't that be child abuse??🤔
At school someone was throwing wet toilet paper at the walls of the toilets and someone must of told the principle that my friend did it because she came storming in to our class and took my friend by the arm and yelled "HOW DARE YOU THROW TOILET PAPER AT THE WALLS!!!" And my friend said " but I didn't do it!" And my principal said "don't talk to me like that!" Anyway my friend ended up having to clean the toilets up and she didn't do anything
@trinitysimmer
8 жыл бұрын
Aha
@susanapedroza3761
8 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened in my school but the girl who threw wet toilet papers was trying to blame it on me but at the end of the argument nobody figured who it was
As a future teacher this video makes me feel SO GOOD. :P
Colleen you have told this story before! In a Colleen's Corner from March 2014 gloriously titled: "Being an alcoholic, Miley Cyrus and my panties"
You've told this in a Colleen's Corner 😂
@wish4somefish
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a fellow hufflepuff too! 🔥⚡️💛
Once i got a WEEKS detention for ACCIDENTELY swinging round with my arms out and hitting someone in the stomach. They really annoying thing is, is was the week before our year 6 SATs and i got NO morning OR lunch break for the entire week.
I love u so muchZ!!!!!!!
This isn't anything like this But I remember one time I yawned in class so my mouth was open and the teacher thought I was talking to I got a detention It didn't go tho because that was bs. I was yawning!
@nancevanesa2837
8 жыл бұрын
So*
@Shellzilla
8 жыл бұрын
I'm taking a class in college where one of the class rules is not to yawn lol
@libbyj5582
8 жыл бұрын
+Shelley Hampton when I was in school I yawned and got sent to the head teachers office I tried to explain what happens but I was banned from going on the next school trip and they knew it was a yawn they said to me "it's rude to yawn in class" I had a late night before and didn't have a choice.
thought i had heard this story before but people in the comments confirmed it lol
@7GeorgeB1
8 жыл бұрын
still nicer to hear it in more detail xx
Wow!!! Only 1 bottle of champagne and 10 girls.... that is so less...!!!! 😳😮😵😶😶😶
This was the first video I've watched of you. I am so proud of how you become. I love you, your beautiful
I hate it when people use the word "BAE" it sounds so stupid.
@marnieshat2234
8 жыл бұрын
why bae?
@denalinaidoo1308
8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@user-xy2zv6jj9s
8 жыл бұрын
+lizardking2771 bae, stop hating on bae!
@NoopurDesai
8 жыл бұрын
you used the word in your sentence.
@nilotica2796
8 жыл бұрын
^savage
I didn't actually get in trouble, but I got yelled at and had to talk to my principal... In 3rd grade, I had felt really really sick and I told my teacher I had to go to the bathroom and she kept ignoring me. I asked her like 5 times within 5 minutes and she kept telling me to wait. well, I couldn't wait anymore. I threw up all over the floor and my whole grade found out almost instantly. My teacher blamed me for "not telling her it's an emergency", and for some reason, she sent me to my principal's office. She told me to go to the nurse and go home. it was rediculous.
@savannahross293
8 жыл бұрын
omg teachers are stupid
When I was in 4th grade, 9 years old, my friend and I ate lunch, and then we needed to go to the bathroom. Keep in mind my friend and I were "goody-two-shoes" type of people, never broke rules, hated getting in trouble and loved helping the teacher. The closest bathroom to the lunchroom was in G hall so we went to the bathroom in G hall and then walked out the closest door to the outside, where recess was, this playground guard runs over to us yelling, "What are you girls doing!!! You know you're not supposed to be wandering the halls during recess!" and she drags us back through the doors and continues to yell at us in the hall. "we were just going to the bathroom" my friend says. "What grade are you girls in?" the guard asks, "we're in 4th grade," I said. "Then you guys have gone to this school for many years, and you know that it's against the rules to use the bathroom in G hall during recess. You have to use the bathroom in A hall." I had never heard this rule before. I knew you weren't supposed to wander the halls during recess but I thought that going to the closest bathroom would be okay because to get to the bathroom in A hall you had to go all the way around the school. But before my friend or I could say anything in our defense, the guard yelled, " you two are going to the principal's office!" At this point, my friend started crying and I was on the verge of tears because neither of us had ever gotten in trouble at school and now we were being sent to the principal's office. And then suddenly, the bell rang. "Is that your bell?" the guard asked. "yeah" my friend and I said. "I'll bring you to your teacher and tell her what you did." So she drags us to our classroom and tells the teacher how naughty we were for using the wrong bathroom, and my teacher looks at her like she's crazy (because she was), the guard leaves, and my teacher says, "you girls can go sit down, you're not in trouble." And that's how I was saved by the bell.
her eyeshadow tho!!! I'm dying😍
DAMN DANIEL!!!! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE MAKE UP ON FLEEK!!!!
I remember once this girl got sent to the principal's office (which was a HUGE deal in 3rd grade) because she had cough drops, which apparently were only allowed to be given out by the nurse...
I love story times with Colleen 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
More Storytimes PLEASE !!!