The total runtime of all the collective KZread reviews I've watched of this movie add up to be far longer than the movie itself. So, in a strange way, this movie has provided an incredible amount if entertainment for me, despite my NEVER HAVING SEEN IT.

@Karliff5

2 жыл бұрын

Be careful not to see it else you might wind up with a net loss of enjoyment factor

@ks-vd2gm

2 жыл бұрын

Same for me also for The last Airbender movie which I've never seen.

@skinneybob4984

2 жыл бұрын

Bro just like me for real

@seymorbuns5363

2 жыл бұрын

Who provided your favorite review of this movie?

@shelsilverstein7436

2 жыл бұрын

same lol

James and Mason seeing every movie from 2002-2010 genuinely explains everything; like that’s why they’re both like this

@robertfrost8264

2 жыл бұрын

*They didn't see Catwoman though, so there needs to be an asterisk.

@warrendesenberg

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed hahaha

@comicbookprodigy995

2 жыл бұрын

I love how ominous this post is, haha! "Why are you the way that you are?" -- Michael Scott

@Kasaaz

5 ай бұрын

I can see why they're more willing to say movies are 'fine.' When you see ALL of them, you see the bad bad.

@jameseglavin4

16 күн бұрын

Ab-so-fuckin-lutely

It is absolutely insane that this movie came out only 11 months before Batman Begins.

@CriticsCupofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Right!!

@jimbo6239

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man I’ve never thought about it like that. The 2000’s were wild

@a.t.3192

2 жыл бұрын

you just obliterated my entire perception of time and reality

@MysterClark

2 жыл бұрын

@@a.t.3192 The world isn't real. It can't be! How does any of this make sense??

@taurinstraiter2325

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Fantastic Four (2005) came out one month after Batman Begins (2005), so yeah... the time was too early for BB (but to be fair, FF is average and mostly harmless and not WTF were they thinking)

"Can we do Daredevil but weirder and hornier" was 100% the pitch 😂😂😂

@kinggeorge2100

3 ай бұрын

😂

I love that she sees pictures of the magic cat through history like the cat is Doctor Who.

@thisisfyne

2 жыл бұрын

Or the Pick of Destiny

@roseofoulesfame

2 жыл бұрын

Doctor Mew

@Fake-ky1gx

Жыл бұрын

@@roseofoulesfamemew? Cats say meow lol

I strongly believe The Batman would have benefitted from having a sexy basketball scene like this masterpiece.

@larzkruber822

5 ай бұрын

With Jim Gordon

@Starry_Skully

4 ай бұрын

And the Riddler.

You gotta give these guys medals from going through all 5 Twlight movies and then going straight into this

@Rejukem

2 жыл бұрын

The highly coveted Scumbag Maclunkey award

@tansley09

2 жыл бұрын

They need to do all the high school musicals next

@TheSchaef47

2 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes. Or even butt cutouts.

@ForExampleJon

Жыл бұрын

When your covered in shit - what's a little more shit going to do?

@kinggeorge2100

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheSchaef47 😂😂

“Get ready for this; something depressing” is an amazing new segment and should be kept

" 'cause she's girl." is a fantastic motivation for any character

@immaleaf4964

2 жыл бұрын

cause she's a girl is what today is all about

@Uglyboy616

2 жыл бұрын

I had always assumed that is the motivation of any female character in any form of media ever

@drakkenmensch

2 жыл бұрын

She's a female superhero so... she must fight cosmetics-related crimes? Because... logic?????

@samtrotter7177

2 жыл бұрын

@@immaleaf4964 Wah wah wah

@JayJay-eb4lx

2 жыл бұрын

@@immaleaf4964 you just ruined an awesome comment

Them saying they saw every single film in that era explains so much of the weird and obscure films they have referenced for the past few years

Halle Berry immediately gained back my respect after this performance for not only showing up to the razzies(most actors take it as a huge slight and don't attend), but for giving a hilariously over the top emotional acceptance speech. She doesn't seem like she has an inflated ego and just took it in stride

@Naldito15

7 ай бұрын

That's pretty respectable, never taking yourself too seriously. This didn't derail her career either. Maybe it took bump on the round but she did well after this movie.

@Kasaaz

5 ай бұрын

I think it's also easier to do in the same year you're nominated for Best Actress as well. It gives you the confidence to be able to play with the silliness of the Razzies.

I love Constantine. The only thing wrong with it is the fact it's called Constantine; if it'd been a new IP, it would have been much better received. Most of the criticism was down to the fact that John Constantine the character bore no resemblance whatsoever to the one in the movie. But overall it was great fun - and Tilda Swinton, as so often the case, was some perfect movie-stealing casting as well.

@Taurusus

2 жыл бұрын

A _Constantine_ clip so shortly after a _Night Watch_ reference? What a wild underrated movie nostalgia bump for this proud/sad millennial! I will say, I wasn't at all familiar with the character when I first watched the movie, but I've got a lot more of both under my belt since then and I agree with you. I think the flick has a *lot* going for it if you can get past the "source material" hurdle.

@britanyestrada4151

2 жыл бұрын

I love Constantine and I read the book adaptation I loved it. But I was also 14. I haven't been back to it in about 15 years so I'm excited for next weeks COG

@thomasharris7881

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah think it’s a really good movie, there is a dc animated Constantine movie that is actually accurate to the character and is pretty gruesome in places. But yeah the live action film is awesome for a 2000s supernatural thriller. Except Shia Labeouf as the random sidekick character but Tilda Swinton. And Peter Stormare steal it for me. Also second best Keane Reeves clears out a lobby full of baddies after the matrix.

@KainGerc

2 жыл бұрын

Constantine is actually a pretty good movie, though not a very good adaptation of the character or comic. (it's probably a blessing that Keanu is not trying to do a British accent)

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

Really similar to End Of Days.

I’m not gonna lie “I’m a cat racist” had me dying…literally I was choking on my soda 🤣😂🤣😂

@CulturedDegenerate

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennyanydots2389 ...What?

@groverkiinmuppetborn714

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennyanydots2389 take ur meds

@TheDreMacShow

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennyanydots2389 that’s sick dude 🤮

@laxunderscoreaddict

2 жыл бұрын

It's also a running gag which makes it better

this movie, adjusted for inflation, was more expensive than Moonfall. they must have set the money on fire

@EZ-IZZY1995

2 жыл бұрын

It went to the early 2000s CGI

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

Moneyfall.

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

Both starred Halle Berry.

@brandonspain12345

2 жыл бұрын

They could've used that money to go to the orphanage or being used for a school or donation. But NO!

The best T-1000 scene ever has to be the Dark Knight, for Heath Ledger’s performance alone.

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

Hot Shots Part Deux.

After the Dark Knight videos, I was fully expecting this to be Cats.

@CriticsCupofficial

2 жыл бұрын

That would’ve been such a good running joke

@thebandwagonfanpodcast

2 жыл бұрын

@Critics Cup missed opportunity by the boys

Mason, aged 21: "I refuse to see Catwoman. It looks horrible and has nothing to do with Batman or Gotham or Selina Kyle." Mason, aged 40: "LITTLE CAT PAWS! TEEHEEHEEEHEEHEE."

@weilim10

14 күн бұрын

He was so proud of that dad joke, too

For some reason, showing the visual of Yoda on Luke’s back with the audio of Mason saying “get off our backs” made me laugh way harder than it should’ve

can’t wait for this fresh trilogy of “DC’s DeCeased Movies” !

I forget if they've already covered Green Lantern but I assume that will definitely be in the DC Graveyard.

@lyndsaybrown8471

2 жыл бұрын

Guest starring Ryan Reynolds

Pitof: She can steal, wait she does that in the comics... she got to put that stuff back, I'm reading the comics while making this movie😂😂

Ah yes the most female empowering movie ever brought to screen, premiered on international womens day. Quality stuff gentlemen

Hey James, this is actually a really good video. It ain’t no Interstellar Explained, but still really good.

10:02 My favorite from this list was "feline inquisition". That cracked my sides up *HARD!*

@coyoteone6197

2 жыл бұрын

The feline inquisition is kind of a real thing - in the 12th and 13th century there was a witchcraft panic in Europe that centered on cats, causing many to be killed. There's speculation that culling the cats worsened the Black Plague, which was able to spread through unchecked rat populations. Moral of the story, don't be a cat racist. 🐈‍⬛

To my knowledge, the only comic book movies Benjamin Bratt did was this and Doctor Strange, and both involved him playing basketball. Who'd have thought

14:06 OH! So THAT'S how the joker got his scars! He used the face cream. Damn no wonder he never tells his actual backstory.

10:17 the perfectly timed banter and Ben/Laurence’s always flawless editing is why I keep coming back, no matter the movie.

I can’t wait for the MCU movie starring Death as she fights a cosmetics company.

I like to imagine the entire plot of sharon stone's skin being turned into stone is based entirely on the fact that her surname is stone

I remember being a kid and loving DC and Batman and being so confused when I saw this movie. I was so excited for it that I couldn’t admit that I didn’t like it until later. 😂 same thing happened when I saw Daredevil, he was my favorite superhero and I couldn’t admit the movie was bad because I didn’t want it to be.

@PittsburghSonido

2 жыл бұрын

It’s unbelievably confusing. How do the producers of films like catwoman go from “catwoman is an antihero cat burglar who sometimes has relations with Batman.” to “let’s make Halle Barry a magical, literal cat lady who receives the power and abilities of cats to fight crime”. What were they thinking?!

@ymirs4400

2 жыл бұрын

How do you feel about Batman v superman now?

@RossAllaire

2 жыл бұрын

You should be a KZreadr! Those are the requirements.

@bigkmoviesandgames

2 жыл бұрын

@@ymirs4400 I like that movie.

@wbennin

2 жыл бұрын

Green Lantern was that for me.

18:44 I laughed way harder at Ben getting bludgeoned in the back of the head than I should have 😂 totally caught me off guard

@Taurusus

2 жыл бұрын

The Ben/Laurence... feud(?) is possibly my favourite developing sub-bits of these things.

@DimaJeydar

2 жыл бұрын

I gasped

"Can we make Daredevil but weirder and hornier?" Best description of Catwoman (2004) ever!

I remember watching it as a kid with my parents and asked them where Batman was. They told me Tom Lone was Batman and I was confused as hell.

“Cats. Do They Know Stuff? Magical Stuff? Lets Find Out!” Is about to be the next reality show hosted by Mr.Peanutbutter

I was half expecting 'Vampires Suck'. Half disappointed.

I'm shocked that this wasn't already an episode, like in my brain of course they would have done Catwoman already

I'm not ashamed to admit I loved this movie as a kid, I even dressed up as Catwoman for a school disco 😅

@92brunod

2 жыл бұрын

You should be

@brandonspain12345

2 жыл бұрын

Yikes

watch it early on big sandwhich??? I (and everyone currectly reading this as it comes out) are!!

@DoctorPayne

2 жыл бұрын

Man said “I are”

@Hypclen

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPayne I had to priotize the mates first, it would've Been everyone else am then

@realretrorelapse

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm fine waiting

@DoctorPayne

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hypclen I respect this, a selfless move

I'm sure you're gonna cover Supergirl or Green Lantern in this DC graveyard, but one I recommend, it's pretty bad and not talked about too much, is Wes Craven's 1982 Swamp Thing...

@Finamajig

3 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fHt8pax6mNrFltY.htmlsi=7cOblfs0QUePAgAJ They actually have covered the 1982 swamp thing in this video here; they talk about the modern series for a bit at the start but then they move into it.

"Cat's in history, do they know some stuff?" "At least one knows some stuff" Well it sure as shit ain't my cat, she gets confused and angry about the operation of a dishwasher

1:51 “do they know stuff?” Yes, clearly he knows something we don’t, about that tissue box

Thank you Maso for the information about Peter Wingfield. The man became an anaesthesiologist too, one of the most in-demand types of doctors!

the amount of shit movies Halle Berry has been in is astonishing she must have one of the worst agents in Hollywood

@andrewshandle

2 жыл бұрын

I think it says more about what roles she or her peers are offered. Women just aren't given the lead in 100M action movies very often, it's not her fault they decided to hire a guy who intentionally didn't want to make a good movie for some reason. When you look at all the hoops Charlize Theron had to jump through to get Atomic Blonde made, it's pretty crazy, she basically had to get it funded herself. I think the options are, she takes the movies with good paydays to feed her bank account (but to her credit, she does give her all in even the real bad movies, she definitely doesn't mail it in), then she does smaller movies that interest her.

@OutrageIsNow

9 ай бұрын

She’s worth $90 million

I tried watching Catwoman once. It’s one of the few times in my life I gave up and refused to finish a movie. Since then I’ve considered it and Elektra (another movie I couldn’t finish) the worst superhero movies. On another note since you did the first Swamp Thing movie you should watch it’s sequel the Return of Swamp Thing. You could try and watch the first Wonder Woman TV movie; before the Lynda Carter version. And if you’re feeling really bold the two Legends of the Superheroes specials. They’re not movies but they are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to live action DC stuff. But it does have Adam West and Burt Ward in it. Underneath the barrel though is the tv version of the Superman musical.

@socialistbatman1211

2 жыл бұрын

Catwoman is probably the movie I’ve watched the most. I couldn’t get enough of it as a kid

@HappyCynic

2 жыл бұрын

Steel has been scientifically proven to be the worst superhero movie made to date.

@cyborgrex

2 жыл бұрын

@@HappyCynic My research determined that I was able to actually finish Steel which is incredibly mediocre compared to the full on in your face bad of Catwoman.

@stephengrigg5988

2 жыл бұрын

I saw Elektra in theaters and even though I was young as hell, I knew I was watching trash. The only thing that sticks in my memory about that film is the same thing as the horrible ghost rider movie. They both set up somewhat interesting enemies for the hero to fight.. and then they just kill them immediately with no tension. I think Elektra had a villian with tattoos of animals that he could transform into spirits and use them in battle or surveillance type stuff, and that was interesting and a unique look of a character, and then I think she just stabs him in half a second. Elektra and ghost rider are like "blue balls: the movie"

My fiancé loves Constantine. I now watch it regularly and really isn’t that bad. When you said DC graveyard I immediately was like oh yes, they’re doing Constantine. Can’t wait. Love you guys. ♥️

I'm not sure I'm ready for them to clown on Constantine. There's some legit awesome shit in that flick.

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

Love it. Really similar to End Of Days.

@ItsTheGuy77

2 жыл бұрын

I remember James actually liking Constantine in his early YT days. I think he even recommended it in one of his videos. Don't know if he still feels the same though.

I saw cat women at the cinema and the whole cinema was laughing at this film. It started as a low murmer but then once it dawned on people the movie ssucked people started to join in on the laughter. It was hilarious at the time. I remember someone asking me if it was good and I laughed just thinking about it. He's like wtf are you laughing for. I said it's terrible dude don't bother it's hilariously bad. He went and saw it and txt me a you are not wrong hilarious

@DeepMoon45

2 жыл бұрын

Really wish I could have a cinema experience like this lmao

Thank God, they finally did Batman Begins

When you mentioned watching the film, 'Gabriel', I started thinking about Tilda Swinton in 'Constantine'. I can't believe this is what we're seeing next!

I think they went that weird cosmetics crime route because it's vaguely similar to Catwoman's only character trait in BTAS, which is that she commits crime to fight for animal rights.

How many people were so on the fence about seeing The Batman, and yet it's easily one of the best films I've ever seen

You’ve done Catwoman and Steel and you’re gonna do Constantine. Well then you also have to do Jonah Hex.

@b.parker1740

2 жыл бұрын

I second Jonah Hex. It's such a surreal film in hindsight (Josh Brolin being in before Marvel made him a bigger name, Megan Fox just kind of being there as Lilah Black, etc.).

@Fake-ky1gx

Жыл бұрын

@@b.parker1740josh brolin was already big. He was in the goonies. One of the most iconic films of all time

I'm absolutely dying of laughter & joy from you bois giving this film a proper licking...maso's "can we make another daredevil but stranger & hornier"😆.

10:22 I don’t know what I expect to happen but I’m glad that happened

Honestly, her accepting the razzie while holding her Oscar is so badass that I forgive her for this movie 😂

I’m laughing because I realize that I’ve worked with this Pitof character before, and not once did anyone mention that he had done this movie - was completely unaware it was him - now I see why! 😂

Having never seen this, a 20 minute summary from 1 goat and two legends was adequate

I hope you do Jonah Hex in the future - it's a forgotten gem of trash that stands unparalleled in terms of its own nothingness. Also Michael Fassbender is in it!

I wonder if anyone involved with this movie, actors, writers, director or producer ever thought that it was going well?

@philcorrigan5641

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was a case of Hollywood not really knowing what was a ‘good’ comic book movie back in 2004. Even though there had been a few good ones, the genre still wasn’t taken seriously. I’d say most comic book movies back then were closer to Catwoman quality than Spider-Man 2 quality

The handwriting stuff is burned in my memory. Like the casual inspection makes the connection and it completely right, but then a highly paid and highly trained handwriting professional gets it wrong and goes as far to even state the two people would hate each other.

It's 6:30 am and I've not gone to sleep, but I can't NOT watch a new Mr. Sunday Movies upload!

@frenchbassguy

2 жыл бұрын

5:30 for me, and I feel the same!

I genuinely like Walking Tall nothing wrong with the Rock actually trying and acting

@mrsundaymovies

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Walking Tall is pretty good. I think. I haven’t seen it since the year 2004

@query99

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, it's not as good as The Rundown but it's not bad. Just let down by the third act unfortunately

@euronimo34

2 жыл бұрын

He was trying. I wouldn't go as far as to say he was acting.

1:26 Mason’s little giggle lives in my head rent free

Never saw Catwoman. The Kitty Cam has generated a lot more goodwill towards it than I anticipated.

This isn’t Batman Begins.

Oh my god I’m so glad we’re finally getting Constantine, I’m sure they’ll say this but way more people would have liked that movie if it wasn’t called Constantine

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

I really like Constantine. And i read the comics. The film is really similar to End Of Days.

This movie continues the streak of Benjamin Bratt playing Detective Curtis in literally everything he's in. Everything except, like, he plays Ernesto in Coco, and in Doctor Strange he plays a plot device.

You guys make the best videos on KZread. Fantastic editing. Best jokes ever.

Awesome review/recap guys. Hard to imaging this movie coming out right before Spider Man 2 and less than a year before Batman Begins. Movies are weird/awesome!

As a teenager I LOVED this film. It’s so bizarre to think of it now I’ve read lots of Batman comics etc. As a kid I didn’t mind how ridiculous it was. Guess I just liked seeing a super heroine (kinda). Also I realised I liked girls.

@JvS1711

2 жыл бұрын

That's very similar to what my wife was saying to me yesterday!

@daniellamawardi3714

9 ай бұрын

Then the movie was totally worth it

In bed at midnight hardly tired thinking what should I watch, now this is timing fellas

Great job on the edit Laurence! *chefs kiss*

Holy shit I loved Constantine, looking forward to that one, it was also 15 years after release and countless rewatches that I learned it actually had a post credit scene.

@TheFerretLives

2 жыл бұрын

Whaaaaaaat?

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

Really similar to End Of Days.

Over the course of 5 years ive slowly listened to these guys lose their sanity for our entertainment

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman went pretty hard. Definitely left a mark on my young mind at the time, lol.

CoG: Return of Swamp Thing? Definitely worthy of a review!

The irony is that Halle Berry is a good actress. This could have been a great movie. I hope that she got a good paycheck for this one.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would make the perfect Catwoman. Not some weird political statement - I just think that would be a very interesting film.

@lyndsaybrown8471

2 жыл бұрын

He did make an excellent Tooth Fairy

Watching the last twilight caravan of garbage, when you guys said “we’re doing Catwoman” my first thought was “oh my god, imagine” and then I scrolled down and saw this video and this is now my favorite KZread channel ever.

I like that Mason remembers the Rock getting out of his car with the 2x4 [bat] because that's also the only thing I remember from Walking Tall.

+10 for Mason's trimmed beard in this one. Well, -10 for Mason's beard-based super powers, but + 10 for the inclusion.

I'm gonna save this one for later when I need a good laugh cuz I can already tell from the title...it's gonna be quite the ride

From Catwoman to Constantine is the biggest jump from garbage to not garbage that I have ever seen on this channel. Looks forward to it next week.

Daredevil having sunglasses that block his echolocation is ridiculous. Shades back on Ben lol

This is one of my two favorite bad movies of all time, along with Jack Frost (and I don't mean the Michael Keaton one). After Catwoman in Batman Forever got licked back to life I didn't think it was possible to have a dumber origin, but like a magic cat this movie breathed life back into Patiance Phillips as well as my understanding of how stupid something can be. I want to give a special shout out to my favorite scene, in which a group of street toughs are having a party so loud, in the middle of a city, in a building across the street, that Patiance Phillips is unable to sleep. So she goes over there and uses her magical cat powers to jump up on a bar that's about waist height, something only somone with magical cat powers could ever possibly do as evidence by everybody at the party being so stunned they all gasp and take a step backwards. Then she uses her magical cat powers to spray them all with the nozzle on the keg, knocking them all backwards and defeating them forever. None of those people will ever party again, thanks to the magical cat powers of Patiance Phillips. Amazing stuff. Anyway, congradulations on watching an actually good movie next week, you guys desesrve it.

@TheFerretLives

2 жыл бұрын

*Batman Returns

@greasy2007

Жыл бұрын

Jack Frost the horror movie? SOOO wild!

I've got a fondness for this movie, but it's mostly because when I first watched this I was young and figuring out I was gay

You guys are the best, no other movie commentary pod cast is as funny as you all

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" "Maybe it's Maybelline?"

Not DC related but I would honestly love to hear you guys talk about each book (season) of Avatar the Last Airbender and then the god awful M. Night Shyamalan movie all before the new live action Netflix adaptation comes out

Technically the last glimpse of the burtonverse was in 2017 the Lego batman movie where Billy dee Williams had a cameo as two face Also Zoe kravitz was catwoman in that film 😂😂

Catwoman apperently has a plot line from Easy Way to Stop Smoking by Allen Carr. The thing with the face cream is used in the book.

The absolute last thing I was expecting in this video about Catwoman (2004) was a clip from The Gadget Show

The thing I remember about this movie is that it was shortly after Halle Berry had quit doing Storm saying, roughly, that she was too good for them. I mean, probably, yeah, but wow, how did this happen?! Oh, and how she orders a White Russian, hold the vodka and ice, to get a glass of cream. That was pretty good too.

@WesleyB-Rook

2 жыл бұрын

There’s still kahlua in it, so she would have still gotten that coffee liqueur. But the fact it was supposed to just be creamer/milk means they didn’t do that like correctly. Should be “White Russian hold the vodka, ice and kahlua”

@BevansDesign

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing her in these clips makes me realize that Berry could've been a *great* Catwoman, if the material was better. (Also she's adorable.)

@JKissoon1

2 жыл бұрын

She quit doing Storm and then returned for X-Men 3?

@SimonBuchanNz

2 жыл бұрын

Look, I didn't say I have a good memory

I'm surprised you guys haven't covered Kangaroo Jack in this series yet🤣 it may be the single greatest movie ever filmed in Australia. Then again, probably not. OR IS IT?! You guys gotta find out I guys🤷🏼‍♂️

18:44 The gunshot headbutt is incredible

A cat ate an early 2000s superhero tv show pilot and a makeup ad. The hair ball it coughed up was this movie.

Constantine is a great movie

2:13 Missed opportunity to use the clip from the Harley Quinn cartoon where Tim Burton is dating Catwoman

The goddamn gadget show clips! I love whoever is editting this one!

I have been waiting for this