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Casually Explained: The Spectrum of Intelligence
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“Smoked him in the 100 meters” lol i had to pause it
@TheCat_3
6 жыл бұрын
"Jesus could turn water into wine, I'm not a jew"
@loganchasen3307
4 жыл бұрын
Smar
@sadeedehsan5513
4 жыл бұрын
Subham Anand Steven hawking can’t walk
@r2d2fromstartrack83
4 жыл бұрын
@@chivikp5485 he would've hated that! Kinda fucks up his theories if a wormhole just gets infront if him and he ends up on the finnish line
@r2d2fromstartrack83
4 жыл бұрын
@@chivikp5485 yeah i know. Still would've hated it xd
I can turn wine into pee.
@tune_m
8 жыл бұрын
Take that, jesus!
@eliran-rdt
8 жыл бұрын
I can do the same trick with beer..... And I also can turn beer to a belly... Take that Jesus... :-P
@Momohhhhhh
8 жыл бұрын
I can turn wine into regrettable mistakes
@doyouseeme27
8 жыл бұрын
+Eliko RDT But OH HO HOOO BEER I ALREADY PEE
@eliran-rdt
8 жыл бұрын
Soothing Fire Note to self: "If you ever find a beer named 'Soothing Fire' do not drink!!!" Thanks for the head start :-)
The entire comment section is basically a library of his quotes in this video
@RaeionFlash
5 жыл бұрын
Stop using the five year old Chinese thing for creepy shit, you sick fucks.
@leno7492
4 жыл бұрын
Thats the entire comment section of every video on youtube nowadays
@stefn7084
4 жыл бұрын
kuqi yeah, most youtube commenters really lack any original thought
@mascar1lha
4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh you got the gist of social media comments I see
@stefn7084
4 жыл бұрын
semih yılmaz nighterterter youre being ironic i hope
"Asking for a haircut without rehearsing beforehand." Impossible, it's even hard with rehearsing. There's a reason I have long hair.
@TechSupportDave
6 жыл бұрын
same. if you do not rehearse for like a week every day for 20 minutes then you will either: a. Absolutely fucking assrape your conversation with the barber. b. Absolutely fuck up and make yourself awkward as fuck c. Accidentally miss out an important detail on how you want your hair done. or D, From not rehearsing you accidentally say something stupid like ''I want a number 16'' when you should have worded it to ''i just want my hair to be trimmed a little there''' because they will say there is no such thing as a number 16. (But technically there is) I'm going to get my hair cut in 2 days and i don't think i'm even ready yet. I always ask for the same hair cut but still, you easily get out of practise. I think the only time you don't need to worry about rehearsing if you been going to the same barber often so you made kind of like ''friends'' with them. I'm even worried about saying ''hello'' as i walk in because either i won't be heard by anyone, but that one person that will chuckle afterwards or there will just be a silence the moment i say hello and nobody will answer so i will just feel stupid for the whole time. This is why i don't think i will even say hello this time. In fact, no fucking way. I'm not saying hello when i walk in this time. Too risky.
@jazzmusicstops374
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck my guy
@thefakepie1126
6 жыл бұрын
right ??? I hate getting haircut , I'm probably never gonna get a haircut again , it's been 1 year I haven't cut my hair ...
@DrCooch
5 жыл бұрын
@@thefakepie1126 I don't like barber shops with a bunch of people . They just look at you with their vagina lipped eyes everytime you get in the chair and they keep fucking doing it the entire time , only occasionally looking away to look at someone else . It's an awkward experience
@DiabloMet
5 жыл бұрын
I can’t relate to this in the slightest is something wrong with me
"Fuckin smoked him in the 100 meter dash."
@Blazegamingcentral
8 жыл бұрын
"Fuckin smoked him in the 100 meters"* close tho
@abbyb3100
8 жыл бұрын
there was an attempt
@dsadad21
8 жыл бұрын
shut the fuck up abby
@ericg4006
8 жыл бұрын
+dsadad21 tf did Abby do?
@jakobwilcyn7437
8 жыл бұрын
+eric g Some elephants are thought to be as intelligent as an eight year old child.
"Jesus could turn water into wine" "I'm not a Jew" Now that's a highlight
@R1chking
8 жыл бұрын
But Jews don't believe in Jesus that's Christians
@R1chking
8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Mansour why?
@callumscott5107
8 жыл бұрын
+Richmond Abbey-Quaye Jesus was a jew. Has nothing to do with jewish beliefs
@popcornchicken6750
8 жыл бұрын
Well that was amazing
@JustWatchingVideo56
8 жыл бұрын
Waack Wak Wak Wak wak
"The elephant is as smart as a 8 year old child" When I was 8 I was still running into glass doors
@lordodysseus
4 жыл бұрын
I was doing that when I was 14. You're not as stupid as some.
@Miscelanou
4 жыл бұрын
In your defence some glass doors and be really hard to see
@stefangibbs3361
4 жыл бұрын
When I was 8 I was able to do advanced algebra. #silentflex
@ct-tw2ge
4 жыл бұрын
At 8 i could eat anything without getting sick
@ec6792
4 жыл бұрын
I did that like a week ago
"smoked him in the hundred meter" idk electric wheel chairs can be pretty fast sometimes.
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
4 жыл бұрын
Especially if mr bean got a hold of it. m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z6loqLdugZnQaLQ.html
@MainBe04
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh just live the vibe bro bruh bro fr
@giannirsb
4 жыл бұрын
리주민 I thought exactly the same...
@Alex-uz3fb
4 жыл бұрын
When I was in 7th grade, our teacher would make us run laps around the blacktop in the morning. One day I was running and then this kid ran over one of my friends with an electric wheelchair.
@MiniMeags
3 жыл бұрын
As an electric wheelchair user, I can confirm. My current one goes up to 10km/ph 😂😂😂
"Gorrillas are really smart, so if you ever thought dropping your kid in a dolphin cage is fun..."
@odognation992
8 жыл бұрын
😂
@billyhendry8369
8 жыл бұрын
Dicks out for Harambe
@RaptorFaceRumble
8 жыл бұрын
"Just a thought..."
@formless9271
8 жыл бұрын
dicksoutforharamabe
@stephenfritsche8176
8 жыл бұрын
Dolphins are one of the 3 dangerous d's. Durians, Darts, and Dolphins.
"Some elephants are thought to be as intelligent as an 8 year old, so pretty stupid"
@litmitt9133
6 жыл бұрын
I was the 420th like (;
@Roescoe
6 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound like Morgan Freeman there?
@Zero-ye2dk
6 жыл бұрын
Look up elephants are gross
@jeremynewcombe3422
5 жыл бұрын
Natalie Duran Thanks bro. Despite just watching the video, I had forgotten that funny quote. Fortunately, you quoted it with no input of your own so I can rest easy now.
@noncedestroyer4020
5 жыл бұрын
Fair point fortnite’s player base is mainly 8 year olds
Casually explained By a five year old Chinese girl
@sadisticgirl_
4 жыл бұрын
ooooooohhhh burn🔥
@Lara-qt5rb
4 жыл бұрын
this is advanced humor
@presidentofallfoodnice8113
4 жыл бұрын
I do t get it
@minddump9907
3 жыл бұрын
Where the comments at Damn.
@Yapelol
3 жыл бұрын
cool profile picture
I watched this on the day Steven Hawkings died. It took awhile, but your sick burn finally got to him.
@kenbee1957
6 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kenbee1957
6 жыл бұрын
I should NOT find this hilarious 😓 But it actually made me Lol
@liamryan7239
5 жыл бұрын
KEN BEE Yeah you can
@ricochet4674
4 жыл бұрын
Damn that two years ago
@rayenaouadi3190
3 жыл бұрын
RIP Steven hawking
"At least it was a business model she can understand.......a triangle" best line.
@helas33
6 жыл бұрын
I dont get that one can you explain
@AP0PT0SIS
6 жыл бұрын
Saleh Bhatti pyramid scheme.
@tissuepaper9962
6 жыл бұрын
Nah, the best line was right at the end.
@aminebrahmi8034
6 жыл бұрын
matthew mcCoy.....I still don't get it...?hahahhhahha
@ezeposada1276
6 жыл бұрын
@@aminebrahmi8034 lmgtfy.com/?q=pyramid+scheme
I laughed so hard at the 100m Steven hawking joke.
@troy5448
6 жыл бұрын
Ionlymadethistoleavecoments same
@Ralphonthetrack
6 жыл бұрын
Rip Steven hawking
@neurofiedyamato8763
6 жыл бұрын
Yea it's sad... The joke isn't as funny now that he is gone :(
@olesvren2906
6 жыл бұрын
Neurofied Yamato but u can still outrun him
@avavanderzwan9070
6 жыл бұрын
“Fucking smoked him in the 100 meters”
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS MORGAN FREEMAN IMPRESSION
@arthur5771
4 жыл бұрын
SAME
@1hourloops982
4 жыл бұрын
@Mistjor tf ur not a fkn god or smth ur pfp is literally well jokes on u im into that shit
@Jayberisk3793
4 жыл бұрын
Ngl, I wasn't quite sure if that was him, or an actual clip of Morgan
@albionbodle6403
3 жыл бұрын
@@1hourloops982 fuck u
@LlhNvV
3 жыл бұрын
When you mention it it makes it less fun
“Being able to request a haircut without rehearsing beforehand.” That truly takes supreme intelligence to do.
@water7962
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
"So, pretty stupid." I'm weak XD
@fallen546
8 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line. lol
@DeOxygenation_
8 жыл бұрын
"And let me tell you if you thought dropping your kid in the dolphin enclosure was fun.... just a thought"
@ruch2976
7 жыл бұрын
Brandy Verdon I bet I could beat you in an arm wrestle
@oscarayala1138
6 жыл бұрын
Brandy Verdon that had me laughing too lol
@JD-jl4yy
6 жыл бұрын
Brandy Verdon and what's wroooong with that?
"At least it's a business model she could understand: A triangle." Fuck me dead, subbed.
@Taurusus
8 жыл бұрын
I liked the subtle "increasingly diluted client base" jab immediately before it.
@reecehoward6848
8 жыл бұрын
Captain obvious strikes again
@wiertara1337
8 жыл бұрын
+
@RyanCantDrum
8 жыл бұрын
yeah this guy is lit
@isakrehn6873
8 жыл бұрын
Well sometimes it's nice to have a captain obvious because I didn't get it initialy :P
"Im not a Jew" Me: *chokes on tea*
@BayBugra
3 жыл бұрын
i dont get the joke can you explain?
@jogandsp
3 жыл бұрын
@@BayBugra the whole joke is just a perpetuation of baseless hatred for jews.
@BayBugra
3 жыл бұрын
@@jogandsp thanks
@chloroplast8611
3 жыл бұрын
@@jogandsp baseless? BASELESS???!!! IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO GO? YOU GEN Z ####?!
@jogandsp
3 жыл бұрын
@@chloroplast8611 ??
"fuking smoked him in the hundred meters" this killed me dude
I did not expect that ending. Absolutely hilarious.
@davidmullenix3757
5 жыл бұрын
Really, that ending got me so good
@MatthewSmith-sz1yq
5 жыл бұрын
David Mullenix the ending “quacking” according to autocaptions is “Franck ribéry quickly”.
The whole "Plugging in USBs after only 3-4 tries" was a homerun.
@PizzaPowerXYZ
6 жыл бұрын
Usually the usb is upsidown and I do it once or twice
@PotatoMC1
6 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the struggle people have with usbs... just put the empty side on top and push the thing in...
@kiruuttori8539
6 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoMC1 when its 2am and you are drunk becouse you finally managed to go out its suprisingly difficult
@PotatoMC1
5 жыл бұрын
Kiruuttori oh that makes sense. I guess I don’t relate because I never leave the house.
@kiruuttori8539
5 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoMC1 i though so about a half year ago as well, htne university came...
Wanna get depressed? The thing about intelligence vs hard work is close to the truth. IQ is mostly genetic, but conscientiousness, the trait relating to hard work and the ability to implement ideas, is also mostly genetic.
@naonao7473
4 жыл бұрын
@Likeaboss Gamer so you're at the essential oil business too ? xD
@albinocake
4 жыл бұрын
@@naonao7473 essential oils business lmao
@albinocake
4 жыл бұрын
@Likeaboss Gamer I also have pretty decent intelligence but lazy af. Why tho
@classydays43
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr, like I can remember model numbers and play some songs by ear but good luck finding me out of bed at a reasonable hour.
@verapamil07
4 жыл бұрын
Without starting a flaming war, IQ is a pseudoscientific measure invented by psychologists so they look like "real science" , read like physics
"At least it's a business model that she could understand.... ..... ... a triangle." HAHAHAH
"A triangle." This channel is too good.
@helas33
6 жыл бұрын
i dont understand that one plz explain
@Zilver95
6 жыл бұрын
Saleh Bhatti Pyramid Scheme business model
@DaBomb5309
6 жыл бұрын
And conspiracy/Illuminati pun
@PenguinApple
6 жыл бұрын
that made me smile
@josephaurelius5567
6 жыл бұрын
Saleh Bhatti a pyramid scheme is a company that tried to recruit people to sell their shitty usually scam product by word of mouth. No actual employees usually get paid next to nothing and they are very illegal
That "I'm not a Jew" really caught me off guard. Glad not every succumbs to political correctness
@MarquosXoloVanda
8 жыл бұрын
*Semitcal correctness
@memorizingmemorias3653
8 жыл бұрын
Glad some grammar good english...
@Likeaboss5656
8 жыл бұрын
>Making a joke now makes you anti-PC Wow its fucking nothing
@Barnaclebeard
8 жыл бұрын
No, Danny, in this context, it's saying, "I'm better than a Christian or a Muslim." He was saying that he was better than Jesus because Jesus is Jewish and he's not. It's a highly questionable "joke" intended to be slightly shocking but relatively safe since humour is important to Jewish identity.
@anonymoususer6334
8 жыл бұрын
It is a statement, and a) True, b) in no way an insult c) funny because it is unexpected d) obviously raised your estrogen levels, which btw I find funny Before your panties get bunched, if you want to go off do so at the right targets. The channel didn't upset you, if it did you aren't smart enough to navigate to it and were helped. The video obviously did identify some barely smart enough to comprehend words convey meaning and I see in their comments much one might consider offensive because they are. That they identify the statement as reason to spew hatred is a lie and red herring. Go after the haters that RAIN ignorance. PS. It is exactly the same as saying I am not Christian or I am not Muslim or I am not Tall or I don't drive a Car or I don't have any Scars. None of which are insulting statements intended to harm or hurt anyone in the context written.
“The best way to give up on your dreams is to type them into the KZread search bar followed by done by a 5 year old Chinese girl” Ahh yes the classic poem; Roses are red, Violets are blue, There is always an Asian who is better than you
@davidwillis7991
4 жыл бұрын
There might be a few 5 year old chinese girls who can do things better than me but there's probably over 5 million of them and I bet the only thing most of them do better than me is speak Chinese (and use chopsticks and ...)
@loafoffloof3420
3 жыл бұрын
David Willis I bet a 5 years old chinese girl is better at being a 5 years old chinese girl than you
@ingenuity23
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidwillis7991 5 year old chinese children do a lot of things well... Like making my iPhone and Nike's
@kja6336
3 жыл бұрын
@@ingenuity23 that’s only if their IQs lower than 270, the smart ones can work outside of the sweatshops
@ingenuity23
3 жыл бұрын
@@kja6336 *the joke flew right over that head didn't it*
I have a blue tongue skink. When I was researching about them before getting mine, I learned they are “friendly and intelligent”. I didn’t realize they meant friendly and intelligent for a lizard. I know this video isn’t about lizards, but, I just remembered that.
"Jesus could turn water into wine. I'm not a Jew." GOD DAMN. I was expecting "I can turn wine into water" or something.
@TheCat_3
6 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tshred666
6 жыл бұрын
IceDragon978 I can turn wine into urine
@Nikola95inYT
6 жыл бұрын
tshred666 which is basically a water with some ammonite. But still won't drink it
@bobwilson679
6 жыл бұрын
Nikola95inYT *Adjust nerd glasses* Um, actually urine is basically water with *ammonia,* an ammonite is a cephalopod similar to the modern-day nautilus that went extinct during the same extinction event as the dinosaurs.
@Nikola95inYT
6 жыл бұрын
Bob Willson You are goddamn right.
Jesus turned water into wine I turned water into piss
@letters_from_paradise
8 жыл бұрын
A modern-day Messiah!
@sergio0365
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@nick-yk5yr
8 жыл бұрын
I turn wine into piss
@GamingTurkey
8 жыл бұрын
Bare grils turns piss into piss
@Miimu5210
7 жыл бұрын
I turned piss into more piss!
Gifted people Me: "Hey I get straight A's a lot!" "Intense and prolonged focus" Me: "nevermind"
@thomasgeorge6819
3 жыл бұрын
Hey I can get that for a solid 5 minutes, a prolonged 5 minutes that is.
Line savers: "{ on same line as the condition" Sepratists: "{ on its own line" Casualy explained: 0:19 "} at less indent than the condition"
@spooky6703
4 жыл бұрын
That caused me physical pain when I noticed, I just thought it was just mismatched braces at first.
@zacksima8333
4 жыл бұрын
welp there goes google hiring him
@eloiskret6074
2 жыл бұрын
He did say he dropped out of school in "causally explained: fomo"
"Fuckin' smoked him in the hundred meters" OH MY GOD I DIED
@briansierzega
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! No shit! Did not see that one coming!
@aezzil3536
8 жыл бұрын
I feel like that was a bit to far
@hunimoonz
8 жыл бұрын
wow hilarious makes me crack up get it because he is disabled right so its funny because he cant smoke weed in a 100 meter dash
@chrisemmett8979
8 жыл бұрын
if you don't find that funny explain why. that was hilarious
@dmoneyswagg64
8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Donald I think you have a shitty sense of humor.
"I'm not a Jew" NOT expected on one of these huge channels LOL
@flamin34
8 жыл бұрын
yeah that caught me out
@evergreatest3986
8 жыл бұрын
TRIGGERED
@ghettobrown209
8 жыл бұрын
Being not a Jew is great, try it
@krn_ndy
8 жыл бұрын
SHOT FUCKING FIRED
@Jokestur
8 жыл бұрын
"One of these huge channels" He basically popped out of nowhere in the last few months.
2:34 “fuckswithducks” Wot.
Haircut without rehearsing hits way to close to home
Fucking smoked him in the 100 meter dash
"Im not a jew" jesus got rkt
@FerrariTeddy
8 жыл бұрын
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY OHHHHH MY FICKING GODDDD
@AlexMartinez-cu5bw
8 жыл бұрын
get 360 crucified
@Mrmoe198
8 жыл бұрын
Damn, I'm a Jew.
@charterhold1469
8 жыл бұрын
+Mr Mo i am also a jew...
@powerkidO7
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaahahahahahahah That's the way do be smart in this world Taylor swift fucks around I don't +1
I haven't been able to find a video of a 5 year-old chinese girl deadlifting 800lbs so if anyone could share a link that would be nice. Or maybe it's just so common that they don't bother filming those videos.
@lynxcs145
3 жыл бұрын
Link me a video of you deadlifting 800lbs using your inteligence
@collinsepulveda8873
3 жыл бұрын
@@lynxcs145 if you do that with your intelligence you're practically charles xavier
@lynxcs145
3 жыл бұрын
@@collinsepulveda8873 lmao
@rabokarabekian409
3 жыл бұрын
Stoopid, they don't have poinds in CHina, they got killergrams. Besides - falun gung.
@thezombiekat7506
3 жыл бұрын
@@rabokarabekian409 i'm acually a 9 year old chinese girl and no i do not live in china and cant do einstein maths
This is my favorite video of yours! Nice work
congratulations, you have been blessed by the front page of reddit
@mortaccio4241
8 жыл бұрын
"blessed"
@ZhenLiZhao
8 жыл бұрын
Which sub? I haven't seen it yet.
@Dan-uq5ot
8 жыл бұрын
Ridiculously Cursed*
@xelgringoloco2
8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the athiesm comments on every video for now until the end of time
@xeno942
8 жыл бұрын
my brover knows u
Rome Total War, those were the good times.
@rikjansen9782
8 жыл бұрын
And medieval ll ;)
@eerolehtonen7318
8 жыл бұрын
still play both games
@rikjansen9782
8 жыл бұрын
me too :P
@howlingwestyseacaps8841
8 жыл бұрын
Mate I still have Rome: Total War
@popcornchicken6750
8 жыл бұрын
Yea but a lot of guys I subscribe to still play it a ton m2tw
I always have the feeling that being somewhat clever is kind of weird sometimes. If you say you’re normal and do something they consider hard it is wrong If you say you’re somewhat clever everyone is going to hate you instantly „yeah, sure“
You actually missed one before jellyfish and worms: "My teammates on League of Legends"
That Morgan Freeman imitation tho
casually explain communism ;)
@thecupcake4724
8 жыл бұрын
that's a really good one.
@jamport5973
8 жыл бұрын
Communism v capitalism
@pukingpanda1803
8 жыл бұрын
He should title it: How to cripple your economy with these 5 easy steps.
@jorj1357
8 жыл бұрын
caminaplism
@felixniedermeier8811
8 жыл бұрын
+Puking Panda as we see if we compare for example north and south korea or east and west germany :)
[Insert unoriginal joke: "Are you sure about that?"]
2:52 directions unclear, ended up on the hub, FBI at door, help
Last 10 seconds of the video ---> subscribed
@theomik
6 жыл бұрын
3:25 ?
@Toadofskyrim
6 жыл бұрын
lel [HP]
@yellowdart6666
6 жыл бұрын
fuck yes
@neonavarro918
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@aidansilva6351
6 жыл бұрын
Deadass
I may have graduated with a 2.4 gpa but I can probably kick your ass in world of warcraft
@Nemenon
8 жыл бұрын
***** I was trying to make a joke
@Nemenon
8 жыл бұрын
***** I'm too busy playing world of warcraft to go to college
@Fluoride_Jones
7 жыл бұрын
I have the brain of a child, but I am good at physically choking other scared humans...
@Fluoride_Jones
7 жыл бұрын
Kyubea Thank you!
@renjia3504
7 жыл бұрын
Nemenon you only have 2400 rating gpa reflects rating lol... I can't get past 1900... ;(
Rome 1 popped up and i got some nostalgic ass feels. You just tricked me into subbing
3:32 looks like somebody predicted Untitled Goose Game
1:57 "A triangle" damn, this is just too funny for how bored he sounds!
@JayAreAitch
8 жыл бұрын
It's called deadpan.
@MIMA1793
7 жыл бұрын
One might almost say it's like a pyramid
@psuedonym9999
6 жыл бұрын
Or a reverse funnel...
@foxbritten
6 жыл бұрын
I know savage
@ensy7612
6 жыл бұрын
Julien Gómez yeahh it's always sunny in Philadelphia
There are lots of people taller, stronger, smarter, and prettier than me... but I can fold a fitted sheet in under a minute. \m/
@kingpotato7183
6 жыл бұрын
Fiona Vaughn Teach me your ways master
@glogan2016
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty good at failing to do most things, does this count? lolol
@F_Du_Sea
5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a fitted sheet
@thetransparenttransparentd3675
5 жыл бұрын
Ok Google Chinese 5 year old folding a fitted sheet in under a minute
@InfernalLeo777
5 жыл бұрын
But are they more kinder than you?
"Stephen Hawking advanced the theory of the universe." RIP my dude
4 years old and I still feel the need to comment about the mouse cord sticking out the back of the mouse.
This sarcastic humour will never get old, and the art is perfect. Loved this channel ever since "Is She Into You?" came out.
@nothingmuch1129
2 жыл бұрын
Same. I’ve also been watching sam o nella for some while so this channel was right up my alley
I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!! My opinion below: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:17
@seabb
8 жыл бұрын
Oh. Wow. (-_-)b
@Fortunaatp
8 жыл бұрын
You fucker hahaha
@jrod2738
8 жыл бұрын
🙊👌👌👌
@sabz20005
8 жыл бұрын
People that fall for these things are the ones that do the iq tests on fb
@jrod2738
8 жыл бұрын
+sabz20005 well put lol 😂
"But knows how to Google something before giving up" 😂
The last one took tenth of a second to be understood....but...it was great!
0:55 is that real morgan freeman?
@shivraj6664
6 жыл бұрын
alphie k nah just a really good impression
@dgrunklesamiii4615
6 жыл бұрын
no it's Drake
@JonasHamill
6 жыл бұрын
pretty sure it's meant to be Sir David Attenborough
@OhMuffinZone
6 жыл бұрын
that was awesome
@polar6394
6 жыл бұрын
no it is not
So I didn't understand any of this...but I think he's trying to call me stoopid.
@GhostsOfAzrael
8 жыл бұрын
u r stoobid
@twitchster77
8 жыл бұрын
***** I is :(
@GhostsOfAzrael
8 жыл бұрын
twitchster77 very
@Pleaseunderstand
8 жыл бұрын
I am so smart. I am so smart. S.M.R.T.... I mean S.M.A.R.T.
@The9gods
8 жыл бұрын
God damn it Ugin! This is what happens when you don't kill the Eldrazi, then you die, then a planeswalker goes back in time to stop you from dying and you sleep for a thousand years. Sorin and Nihri would be so disappointed in you if they were acting like cunts!
I love how you always add some random C code for random facts in your videos, makes it funny as a software dev
Bro -> Badgers, Elephants, ants, and chimpanzees alll use toools -> Elephants socially interact with other species, have the highest capcity for emotions outside of humans and have formed the most complex animal communities aside from humans and insects. In addition, like dolphins they live a loong time, have ridiculously strong memories, and teach other elephants skills they learn.
omg i love this, i think i might subscribe already
@MattMusky
8 жыл бұрын
ok, i finished every single video
I have an IQ of 560 and go 0-60 in 3.2 seconds. Yeah, I'm pretty badass.
@aj3k840
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@teemodo
6 жыл бұрын
m y G T R i s f a s t e r a n d s m a r t e r
@Minty_Mentos_
6 жыл бұрын
mtb416 but can you play competitive pokemon
@antton9623
6 жыл бұрын
*Ur pretty bad and an ass
@StonedCoconut96
6 жыл бұрын
You're Superman?
I laughed so hard and for so long that I had difficulty breathing when I heard the line: "At least it's a business model she can understand.... A triangle" My word that was brilliant.
That last joke really hit the nail on the head
Can plug in a USB after 2 or 3 tries
@sadisticgirl_
4 жыл бұрын
I went to one try somewhere after 20.. there is a hope!
@44r0n-9
3 жыл бұрын
@@sadisticgirl_ Liar. Noone can do that in one try.
@echobounce2945
3 жыл бұрын
I can plug in usb's first try. But my career is in I.T., so...
@somethingelse9228
3 жыл бұрын
I do it on first try
And those who watch Rick and Morty are the pinnacle of intelligence
@epsi9923
6 жыл бұрын
They're more like the Death Valley dwellers of intelligence. *cough*
@justadude420
6 жыл бұрын
True level bitch....
@Thundermikeee
6 жыл бұрын
those who say that can quote 2-3 lines from the show and like to feel smart, those who are smart realise that the humor in Rick an Morty is basically reskinned simpsons or southpark, with a little BBT added ( big words that say nothing mixed with inaccurate or falt out wrong scientific statements)... buut who knows, maybe I am the dumb guy
@Thundermikeee
6 жыл бұрын
Josue Santana i wouldnt go that far, its simply unoriginal, but what isnt these days
@uneaverageME
6 жыл бұрын
Thundermikeee I mean it's only unoriginal because it works in terms of being popular. Most stories out there, be it movies or books or shows, are just resins of older stories. We all kinda like the same things. That being said, I do think there are unique elements to every new show,which makes a lot of them fun to watch nonetheless. Especially blazed
Rip Stephen
OHHHHH 1:56 the ponzi scheme hint was GENIUS
"I'm better than Jesus because I'm not a Jew." This legend dissed two religions in one sentence. ^^^
@mushroomsurfboard
8 жыл бұрын
FUCKING LEGEND.
@itecnus3490
8 жыл бұрын
Could be 3. Jesus is also a prophet in islam.
@huitzilopochtli6414
8 жыл бұрын
+iTeCnus list evidence mate ...
@itecnus3490
8 жыл бұрын
BILLY DONUTS read the quran mate
@huitzilopochtli6414
8 жыл бұрын
+iTeCnus I don't want to read that dogshit I just wanted to know where you found that.
Jesus can turn water into wine? Well I can turn wine into urine. BEAT THAT
@blind2d
8 жыл бұрын
nice!
@dexorne9753
8 жыл бұрын
9 minutes before your comment +U Wot M8 : I can turn wine into piss.
@roelin360
8 жыл бұрын
you're unoriginal
@eternalending
8 жыл бұрын
L
@doyouseeme27
8 жыл бұрын
+Dexorne Nice find
Sometimes I watch your videos and worry if you're truly a toxic nihilistic being but then I'm laughing and realize at least if you are you're making the best content with it (shouts out Rome TW)
0:19 That code was absolutely masterful! I do hope Google hires you! XD
That pause at Harambe ...
Jessica got rekt.
@spartanajax1831
3 жыл бұрын
This is unexpected
So I’ve been binging your channel for the last hour and I’m so grateful I bumped into your content. Thank you 😌
By far my favourite vid of yours
The last 30 seconds are amazing.
Did my boy just say he's better than Jesus because he's not a Jew? 😂
@ilikecake48
8 жыл бұрын
Easy there Tony Soprano
@jlogg8738
8 жыл бұрын
(Im pretty sure hes the Devil)
@jake-jk8rj
6 жыл бұрын
C-64 it was just a gas
That last joke was so risque. Respect.
That last bit man
Jellyfish are immortal.
@ItsMathematics
8 жыл бұрын
So are lobsters.
@leejuicy
8 жыл бұрын
Jellyfish are immortal in a sense that some of jellyfish's cells are capable of degenerating and reforming into new individuals. But if you consider that immortality, then if you clone yourself with your own cells, you would be immortal. (which is definitely doable barring ethical/financial issues aside)
@iSTABABIESWITHCRAYON
8 жыл бұрын
Also lobsters aren't biologically immortal just have amazing longevity. It isn't uncommon for some species to exceed 100 years of age. And now I am realising that I have a tiny head so this joke could have flown over it.
@needynerds
8 жыл бұрын
I have both tattooed for this very reason. Be sure you're mentioning "biological" immortality, instead of just immortality. Then you don't get these smart assess correcting you. If they do, you circle back and emphasize BIOLOGICALLY immortal. The only reason lobsters die, is starvation at older ages. They continue to grow (increasing caloric requirements), and don't have enough time in the day to meet those increased requirements over time. If this need was met, they'd continue to live on. Forever.
@lyonnguyen3353
8 жыл бұрын
so is Jesus P.S. " I'm not a Jew"
"Jesus turned water into wine" "Im not a jew"😂😂😂😂
@fullmindstorm
8 жыл бұрын
Subscribed😆👍
@fullmindstorm
8 жыл бұрын
+Radical Memes as low, as not having anything else to do in life,but nitpick into random strangers comments.
@fullmindstorm
8 жыл бұрын
+Radical Memes I am pretty low,but then that makes you even lower just now.
@fullmindstorm
8 жыл бұрын
+Radical Memes Yes, I would know how low you are,just how low you know I am with your lowness.
@fullmindstorm
8 жыл бұрын
+Radical Memes To the window!!!!!!!
3:24 daaaaaaaannnnnnggggg man did Jesus like that
Your IMACS voice was amazing
Hey im currently a level 1 fetus i would like some tips in putting my skill points into the required skill tree. thanks.
@somethingfunny9402
8 жыл бұрын
Dump most of them into intelligence, sure you may get bullied at school by people who focused DEX or STR but they scale horribly into the late game.
@Fortunaatp
8 жыл бұрын
Invest them all into the big dick tree
@TheMajorpickle01
8 жыл бұрын
Alternatively speccing into a high CHR female is a good buildpath
@ToX1cPythonz
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys i have decided to dump quite alot of my skill points into Intellect,Muscles and a big dick! when i get more i'll invet into some other things as well :D
@venomsbite3925
8 жыл бұрын
Kappa
You can brag about being dedicated or motivated, but if you should brag about your IQ you're immediately thought of as a prideful, arrogant, sinful dweeb.
@meepster554
8 жыл бұрын
"lul i huv iq uf 200000000000 lik tutully" is what you'd usually hear from stupid ass people
@ShitMist
8 жыл бұрын
Taco.
@meepster554
8 жыл бұрын
Jack Beam thanks I edited it
@ShitMist
8 жыл бұрын
Meep Ster Np, dude.
@MegaMadman64
8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Didn't Donald Trump once say "my IQ is one of the highest"?
3:18 RIP Stephen Hawking
1:55 OHHH!!!!!
"At least it's a business model that she could understand. A triangle." Lines like that are why I subscribed
At the very bottom of the scale we have donald trump
@trolltheburrito5123
8 жыл бұрын
+Godspeed Productions I ask you, what is Donald Trumps platform? And before my question becomes invalid, I'm an independent and couldn't care less about this election.
@trolltheburrito5123
8 жыл бұрын
+Godspeed Productions that's great but how is he going to do that? I guess my point is he's just a rabble rouser and Clinton is a criminal. There is no good choice this year.
@trolltheburrito5123
8 жыл бұрын
+Godspeed Productions He's gone bankrupt 3 times.
@trolltheburrito5123
8 жыл бұрын
+Godspeed Productions Neither. I'm for Ted Rubio. Answer my question.
@trolltheburrito5123
8 жыл бұрын
+Godspeed Productions Who, me? I'm genuinely interested about this question. Do you think that Muslims having ID's will change anything? And although Marco Carson has dropped out I'm still going to write him in.
I live in a very rich island next to seattle because it's filled with smart people, there is a steep cut off and people don't usually last long here. I've managed to stay because I realized everyone has everything except the experience of being a broke farmer who survives on persistence to learn everything. I now manage the largest farm that is affiliated on a major grocery chains property, and am building back my mycology facility on the side. I'm not smart though, never graduated highschool, mainly due to interpersonal reasons, but I am persistent, dedicated, and obsessed to the point I work about 16 hours a day every day, and study nonstop while plotting my goal paths. Really great video
I lost it at the duck... couldn't breathe for like 4 solid seconds
The mouse wire should be on the other side
@mikenechifor1342
8 жыл бұрын
+derpy153 shh that's design and innovation (lenny face)
@aka5
8 жыл бұрын
I think it was supposed to be a tail
@tylerblack9394
8 жыл бұрын
Originally, that's where they put the cord
@awesomeguy9573
8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Nechifor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here, copy and paste (if you're on pc)
@tuscanykeepsake3273
8 жыл бұрын
I think he wanted to replicate a real life mouse with that illustration
"I'm actually really smart" = potentially moderately smart, but with extremely low self-esteem.
I love this channel!
That jelly fish code brings a smile on my face