Casually Explained: The Club

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  • @TheVulpesh
    @TheVulpesh4 жыл бұрын

    I love how he causally left his jacket.

  • @konfliktas8546

    @konfliktas8546

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good point x)

  • @szabomarton2003

    @szabomarton2003

    4 жыл бұрын

    az még magyarul is casually xdd

  • @TheVulpesh

    @TheVulpesh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@szabomarton2003 biztos? :O

  • @N0URii

    @N0URii

    4 жыл бұрын

    nice catch XD

  • @isaacdold3629

    @isaacdold3629

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bálint Szél subtle

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon9787 жыл бұрын

    "I always try to pace myself by not having enough money" Hits waaaaaay too close to home lmao

  • @jarrettstork9883

    @jarrettstork9883

    4 жыл бұрын

    You don’t necessarily need money to get trashed at a bar. I once had $0 on me but throughout the night I just swiped drinks left on the bar when nobody was looking haha

  • @johnjohnson201

    @johnjohnson201

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jarrett Stork that’s disgusting... Good way to get hepatitis or herpes.

  • @jarrettstork9883

    @jarrettstork9883

    4 жыл бұрын

    John Johnson well most of them were untouched lol, they were just sitting at the bar and the people who ordered them had their backs turned

  • @losenge

    @losenge

    4 жыл бұрын

    i expect nothing less from a guy named jarrett

  • @jarrettstork9883

    @jarrettstork9883

    4 жыл бұрын

    aj ً why is that? I don’t even go by that name most of the time actually

  • @Soniti1324
    @Soniti13247 жыл бұрын

    "How do you dance?" Pretend like you're fighting invisible ninjas. Go forth to victory my child.

  • @TheUltimateEel

    @TheUltimateEel

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is good advice

  • @keegster7167

    @keegster7167

    5 жыл бұрын

    Soniti1324 That’s actually pretty good

  • @joaoleites94

    @joaoleites94

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheUltimateEel Until you roundhouse kick a girl in the face :(

  • @elton6031

    @elton6031

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joaoleites94 this ^

  • @RoScFan

    @RoScFan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joaoleites94 It s worse when you perform Scorpion s fatality on her.

  • @ckcv44
    @ckcv442 жыл бұрын

    "When you're getting a drink, always try to remember: Too much and you will make a fool of yourself, Not enough and you'll remember." *Words to live by*

  • @daisy-mm3vk

    @daisy-mm3vk

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll choose the first option, thank you very much.

  • @danellboy5757

    @danellboy5757

    10 ай бұрын

    Remember what?

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie7 жыл бұрын

    I'm hype that I'm not the only one who takes their etch-a-sketch to da club

  • @reusablechopsticks7784

    @reusablechopsticks7784

    7 жыл бұрын

    sWooZie Sure

  • @aaronmoise8261

    @aaronmoise8261

    7 жыл бұрын

    sWooZie ohh thought it was a fake account

  • @xXMaDGaMeR

    @xXMaDGaMeR

    7 жыл бұрын

    ayy swozie

  • @DayTreaper

    @DayTreaper

    7 жыл бұрын

    Are you famous? Never heard of ya

  • @DayTreaper

    @DayTreaper

    7 жыл бұрын

    Aaron moise Bitch he ain't shit hahahahaha got em

  • @gh0std3lta84
    @gh0std3lta847 жыл бұрын

    Casually Explained: One Night Stand

  • @jadem.7227

    @jadem.7227

    7 жыл бұрын

    YESSSS

  • @shmocodo161

    @shmocodo161

    7 жыл бұрын

    GH0STD3LTA YESSS

  • @LotsofSarcasmHD

    @LotsofSarcasmHD

    7 жыл бұрын

    yassss

  • @kiribundi

    @kiribundi

    7 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this episode will be completely theoretical

  • @jetwood4614

    @jetwood4614

    7 жыл бұрын

    oh hell yeheh

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG7 жыл бұрын

    "You can't expect someone to walk over and add value to your night if you don't add to theirs." *Wow, that was really deep and insightful. Thank you!*

  • @Goblin_Hands

    @Goblin_Hands

    5 жыл бұрын

    But it's rather difficult without buying them a drink...which means you're kinda a pushover if you do...and spoiling the overspoiled...is that even a good thing?

  • @BusinessWolf1

    @BusinessWolf1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Goblin_Hands no, has nothing to do with that.

  • @jordant.teeterson3100

    @jordant.teeterson3100

    Жыл бұрын

    Congrats your incellism is cured.

  • @azul1964

    @azul1964

    Жыл бұрын

    I add value with my face... sadly only 1 time a girl invited me to join their dancing team - the percentage of really pretty girls in clubs are similar to that of in a shopping mall

  • @egg-iu3fe

    @egg-iu3fe

    Жыл бұрын

    but then you're adding value to someone else's night when they didn't add any value to yours

  • @boizebra
    @boizebra4 жыл бұрын

    Damn, there he goes with that Corona smh

  • @Yesso_real

    @Yesso_real

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boi Zebra original.

  • @malumute

    @malumute

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @glizzy9596

    @glizzy9596

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @GodOfChaos_HeXa

    @GodOfChaos_HeXa

    4 жыл бұрын

    he made corona jokes before corona was a thing hes a god

  • @boizebra

    @boizebra

    3 жыл бұрын

    Slap Happy Pappy it’s okay, I saw your laugh. Just happy I could make someone smile :)

  • @Don-tg1ns
    @Don-tg1ns7 жыл бұрын

    i come here for laughs.. but i leave knowing that existence is pain and the only escape is death.

  • @mischiviousteefmonster3900

    @mischiviousteefmonster3900

    7 жыл бұрын

    ok have fun then you worthless peace of space

  • @Don-tg1ns

    @Don-tg1ns

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mad Donut kk👌

  • @sirbow2

    @sirbow2

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alright, Rick! I've had enough of your negativeness.

  • @beeznutz4351

    @beeznutz4351

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mad Donut Hey, you're wrong; his or her's organs could probably be sold for some cash.

  • @tony_5156

    @tony_5156

    5 жыл бұрын

    Buddhism be like:

  • @Free2PlayGamerNation
    @Free2PlayGamerNation7 жыл бұрын

    "Snorting lines with Elon Musk" I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

  • @Bibbedibob

    @Bibbedibob

    7 жыл бұрын

    on a model......S

  • @haix576

    @haix576

    7 жыл бұрын

    How did you find it *that* funny?

  • @RenZoneNL

    @RenZoneNL

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol yeah like really

  • @chrise7180

    @chrise7180

    7 жыл бұрын

    You haven't seen the vid eh?

  • @Free2PlayGamerNation

    @Free2PlayGamerNation

    7 жыл бұрын

    I feel like my comment is at the top (I can't tell on mobile) But, those 244 likes are saying something.

  • @wizardsensei2506
    @wizardsensei25064 жыл бұрын

    I think “regret” is just Tinnitus.

  • @pavma7

    @pavma7

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true man fucking underground metal concerts just shred your ears.

  • @leenevin8451

    @leenevin8451

    3 жыл бұрын

    that's the joke

  • @ILoveLyricsGirl22
    @ILoveLyricsGirl226 жыл бұрын

    I'm fucking dead, "it checks all the warning boxes, one word misspelled..." the place I go clubbing literally has Disko-tek in the name

  • @caligula2677
    @caligula26777 жыл бұрын

    Doing lines with Elon Musk, and doing body shots off a Model....... S

  • @yeoffthelegend6202

    @yeoffthelegend6202

    6 жыл бұрын

    Caçador And No Vids so lit

  • @maxcaulfield5500

    @maxcaulfield5500

    4 жыл бұрын

    This was so on point

  • @WhoThisMonkey

    @WhoThisMonkey

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like the opposite of a good time to me, only idiots snort coke. You have to be completely fucking brain dead to start that shit up.

  • @wav3561

    @wav3561

    4 жыл бұрын

    British Wrath nah bro sometimes you just gotta do some blow for the send man

  • @harrisonteo4969

    @harrisonteo4969

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@WhoThisMonkey You haven't lived my friend

  • @PeytonB
    @PeytonB7 жыл бұрын

    I keep my finger on the space bar at all times so I don't miss subtle jokes in the video

  • @xNickPwns

    @xNickPwns

    7 жыл бұрын

    Okay.

  • @Melusi47

    @Melusi47

    7 жыл бұрын

    press K next time

  • @xNickPwns

    @xNickPwns

    7 жыл бұрын

    Melusi Dube K

  • @insanitycubed8832

    @insanitycubed8832

    7 жыл бұрын

    just put it at .5 speed.

  • @danielbush

    @danielbush

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Mike Hawk lmfao, well played

  • @Anastasia-qt4lh
    @Anastasia-qt4lh4 жыл бұрын

    Me in quarantine watching this... "He said the c Word!"

  • @coldbyte01

    @coldbyte01

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @justrandomshitkeklmao1617

    @justrandomshitkeklmao1617

    4 жыл бұрын

    You sir. Are sad

  • @camchesset2567

    @camchesset2567

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can you not

  • @DxrkT

    @DxrkT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @God-wc1wt

    @God-wc1wt

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ic1562 ok

  • @stereopsych6381
    @stereopsych63814 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering why I saw a guy with an etch-a-sketch the other day at the club. Now I understand....

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms7 жыл бұрын

    The only way i can describe u is "God of subtle humour"

  • @SeanCameronD

    @SeanCameronD

    7 жыл бұрын

    No, he's definitely trying to be funny. He just succeeds, unlike other channels.

  • @Mediocartoons

    @Mediocartoons

    7 жыл бұрын

    He's the good type of funny. He's such a good comic that it doesn't seem like he's TRYING - but he is, trust me if he wasn't he'd upload whatever every day.(check me out tho)

  • @zakh1579

    @zakh1579

    7 жыл бұрын

    he is trying to be funny though and his humour is the kind of humour that sounds like he doesnt mean it in a funny way, but i do think he is rlly funny tho (hope u understood what i meant sry for my shit english)

  • @devibiswa9971

    @devibiswa9971

    7 жыл бұрын

    Baby song

  • @emporatikatrox

    @emporatikatrox

    7 жыл бұрын

    spotted the american

  • @powboy01
    @powboy017 жыл бұрын

    why do I feel a significant decrease in my low social skills when I watch your videos?

  • @AEO21Productions

    @AEO21Productions

    7 жыл бұрын

    self awareness and confidence are like opposites man. that's why alcohol makes you more confident, only because it diminishes self awareness and let's us act stupid without worrying about acting stupid.. so no worries, you'll be drunk at the club you won't realize your social skills are terrible!

  • @powboy01

    @powboy01

    7 жыл бұрын

    my comment wasn't very serious...I guess I'm starting the video and my subconscious tells me that I'll find an advice in the video, but I know consciously that his videos are pure sarcasm

  • @AD-su6jy

    @AD-su6jy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Albert Ochoa not always true

  • @Pattyobrien3

    @Pattyobrien3

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's comforting to be among our own kind.

  • @idontknow898

    @idontknow898

    4 жыл бұрын

    McLovin McBabies He actually does have legitimate info in his videos but he just presents it in a sarcastic, witty manner

  • @petruSarac
    @petruSarac Жыл бұрын

    Clubs were the dread of my youth. Good thing I found hiking so I can drink in a more peaceful place.

  • @MatthewCoast
    @MatthewCoast6 жыл бұрын

    This is my experience of the club too

  • @RudolfJvVuuren

    @RudolfJvVuuren

    3 жыл бұрын

    same...unless they play metal

  • @ethancbaker2002

    @ethancbaker2002

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same except I don’t go to clubs :(

  • @hadassah6563

    @hadassah6563

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ethancbaker2002 don't be sad. I don't either, and I couldn't care less

  • @mihailmilev9909

    @mihailmilev9909

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ethancbaker2002 wanna go to da club

  • @purefunguy
    @purefunguy7 жыл бұрын

    He forgot to mention having a high expectation of hooking up with a girl in a tight outfit like in a Hollywood movies.

  • @evooff

    @evooff

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's true though. And if it hasn't happened yet, she just didn't drink enough, so get her even more drunk.

  • @domestic_sausage8643

    @domestic_sausage8643

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah, i've only had that happen once, and it was with a friend of a friend lmao.

  • @beefmomma

    @beefmomma

    6 жыл бұрын

    Just get drunk as fuck, always works somehow

  • @PatPrika42

    @PatPrika42

    6 жыл бұрын

    ThatSink she can’t call rape if she unconscious

  • @Rspsand07

    @Rspsand07

    5 жыл бұрын

    You can get a hooker for 15 minutes for $60 going to a club usually blows like $100-150. So no need to stress about hooking up. Just throw in an extra 60 bux at the end of a night and get a hooker.

  • @fxckmoezy841
    @fxckmoezy8417 жыл бұрын

    Missed out going to the toilet to look at yourself in the mirror telling yourself you're okay, while an African guy tries to sell perfume and handing you tissue.

  • @TheRABIDdude

    @TheRABIDdude

    5 жыл бұрын

    Omfg yes those activities make up about 90% of the time I spend in clubs XD

  • @caterpillarpillar8902

    @caterpillarpillar8902

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice boondocks reference lol

  • @STICKGUYMB
    @STICKGUYMB4 жыл бұрын

    2:03 UHHH why do the subtitles say "intention of beating your future wife" and why do I gotta laugh so hard

  • @bishal1125

    @bishal1125

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's gonna be a big no.

  • @adipsous

    @adipsous

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's so funny, that's the intention whenever I go CLUBBING. get it? get it?

  • @AlexanderNathan2346
    @AlexanderNathan23462 жыл бұрын

    The key to having fun at the bar is to just simply be way too drunk to focus on things for too long.

  • @thunderstormhd4416

    @thunderstormhd4416

    Жыл бұрын

    exactly. pre drinking is key

  • @lindabuth
    @lindabuth7 жыл бұрын

    "Don't worry about your dancing. Just look happy..... (long pause) On the outside" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @Aadhitiya_Murali

    @Aadhitiya_Murali

    3 жыл бұрын

    1.2k likes, 3 years but no reply, wtf commenter?

  • @anshulverma1950

    @anshulverma1950

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 1 comment so I decided to comment here.

  • @SenhorAlien

    @SenhorAlien

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 2 comments so I decided to comment here.

  • @Aadhitiya_Murali

    @Aadhitiya_Murali

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh god this gonna turn into a cringe thread, wtf did i just start?

  • @komeil_grrr

    @komeil_grrr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 4 comments so I decided to comment here.

  • @scott4398
    @scott43987 жыл бұрын

    Step 1: Don't be under 5'10 Step 2: Don't start balding in your 20s.

  • @jayistop8317

    @jayistop8317

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Ricky Sizzle XD

  • @CrispyChrisss

    @CrispyChrisss

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm 5'3 :I

  • @KennyyD

    @KennyyD

    7 жыл бұрын

    Scott A Fuck.

  • @ToHonestDom

    @ToHonestDom

    7 жыл бұрын

    Scott A I think a large bank account has proven against your theory.

  • @clowntrooper61

    @clowntrooper61

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shit

  • @user-fp1go9fl7n
    @user-fp1go9fl7n3 жыл бұрын

    Clubs are weird. They feel really awkward. For me it was like a place when I dearly wanted to go, I couldn't because I wasn't allowed or invited, but later when I actually got invited, I didn't want to go there again ever. Thanks for such a relatable video.

  • @L0RDK3Y
    @L0RDK3Y3 жыл бұрын

    Me an introvert: Funny you think I’m confident enough to go to a club

  • @30803080308030803081

    @30803080308030803081

    3 жыл бұрын

    Confidence and introversion are completely different things.

  • @erik9420

    @erik9420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@30803080308030803081 Introversion and lack of confidence do tend to appear together though.

  • @Ajax020Paris

    @Ajax020Paris

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are good enough to go obviously

  • @theaveragemegaguy

    @theaveragemegaguy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Clubs are for anyone! Don’t be afraid :)

  • @shittymcrvids3119

    @shittymcrvids3119

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm an introvert and I like the club, it's too loud to talk anyways :)

  • @noanimezone3149
    @noanimezone31497 жыл бұрын

    Oh no. I binge watched all of Casually Explained videos. ... What do I do now?

  • @SlayerPJO

    @SlayerPJO

    7 жыл бұрын

    watch you suck at cooking's videos if you haven't already

  • @noanimezone3149

    @noanimezone3149

    7 жыл бұрын

    Funny that you'd suggest that.. cause yes I already have watched his vids :')

  • @noanimezone3149

    @noanimezone3149

    7 жыл бұрын

    I.. I have.. Maybe I have no life

  • @SlayerPJO

    @SlayerPJO

    7 жыл бұрын

    There's Mikasacus too, who has a similar feel. Especially good if you like Overwatch

  • @DakuHonoo

    @DakuHonoo

    7 жыл бұрын

    pray for him to make more because you'll be done in a little over an hour

  • @jgpwlcs36
    @jgpwlcs367 жыл бұрын

    I love the part where I black out and wake up in bed the next morning, check my bank app, and realize I spent $150

  • @thomato981

    @thomato981

    7 жыл бұрын

    Have you really spent that much one club night? Dang..

  • @jgpwlcs36

    @jgpwlcs36

    7 жыл бұрын

    thomato981 I have lol. But honestly, thats chump change compared to what some people spend. I've definitely seen people spend $500+

  • @bronzenemo

    @bronzenemo

    7 жыл бұрын

    $150 for a single night is not bad. Cover, drinks for friends, drinks for girls (or guys), drinks for you? Id be impressed if you managed to do all that and only spend 150. Mostly because clubs are usually stupid overpriced.

  • @jgpwlcs36

    @jgpwlcs36

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nehemiah Robenstine Well I don't usually go to clubs, I go to bars which are free to get in. I live in the city so an Uber downtown is like $8. And drinks are like $5 a piece because I only drink like Smirnoff and Captain and whatnot so its kinda a lot considering I can buy a handle at the liquor store for $25 and get blackout drunk doing that lol

  • @thomato981

    @thomato981

    7 жыл бұрын

    Now I know more about clubs cool. Have a good day.

  • @THESpoonyLegs
    @THESpoonyLegs6 жыл бұрын

    There is literally a club named distrikt in my city

  • @jack-meoff
    @jack-meoff4 жыл бұрын

    2017: *sips corono* Everyone: * fine * 2020: *sips corona* Everyone: * :0 *

  • @VegetasCorndog
    @VegetasCorndog7 жыл бұрын

    You're like grade a but funny

  • @KmFsalama

    @KmFsalama

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shots fired!

  • @Wiizl

    @Wiizl

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, Grade used to be funny but now he's just bitching about everything

  • @StudKingBar

    @StudKingBar

    7 жыл бұрын

    WOT?! *fart noise* Wot do yew MEAN I'm bitchin' 'bout everyfin'? Mait, if there wosn't thin's to bitch about, I wou'dn't hahv me a yewtewb channo'!

  • @theabsolutecat915

    @theabsolutecat915

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Now look, am not sayin' that breavin' is stupid, like, but...THINK ABOUT IT MATE! Why do we 'ave to breev through our mouvs, mate? Like, f' FACKS SAKE, MAN! I WANNA BREEV THRU ME EARS, MATE! LIKE MATE, LIKE, F' FACKS SAKE, MAN!" *fart noise* *title card appears along with KoRn noises*

  • @bagandtag4391

    @bagandtag4391

    7 жыл бұрын

    That sounds way too much like gradeA

  • @Googladesh
    @Googladesh7 жыл бұрын

    Casually Explained: Tinder

  • @paulhk2727
    @paulhk27274 жыл бұрын

    2:09 "Sip on a Corona" **Suspicious 2020 noises** 2:27 "And I can't carry all my Coronas" ***SUSPICIOUS 2020 NOISES INTENSIFY***

  • @dinkbros4723

    @dinkbros4723

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol, pretty suspicious with quarantine and the Corona happening

  • @davigamesp53

    @davigamesp53

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vietnã flashbacks intenssifies

  • @InternetThe
    @InternetThe Жыл бұрын

    The key is to only go to clubs that play music that you love. The rest won't matter because now you can enjoy great music on a sick soundsystem.

  • @jakubnowak649

    @jakubnowak649

    9 ай бұрын

    Well I hope there's a club that plays jazz in my town

  • @CCPvirus141
    @CCPvirus1417 жыл бұрын

    you forgot to mention overpriced drinks.

  • @Goblin_Hands

    @Goblin_Hands

    5 жыл бұрын

    I pregame 12 from the store for their price of 1. Shots are even more of a rip-off.

  • @freeman10000

    @freeman10000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get pissed before you enter the club st o you can nurse one or two drinks inside for a few hours. Yeah, sounds desperate but that's the way it goes!

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

    4 жыл бұрын

    You'd be surprised how popular you become when you snuck in a pint of fireball or Jame-O, because the broke wingman girls who didn't want to be there either will like your style, and you can both connect through your shared inability to pay for overpriced, shit drinks. Scientists understand that this is how babies are made, and the circle of life does another lap.

  • @zbera97

    @zbera97

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yepp always predrink boys especially shots. Drinks are so expensive in clubs.

  • @DiaXisHD
    @DiaXisHD7 жыл бұрын

    I decided not to get drunk at a party. Did not have fun.

  • @902d

    @902d

    7 жыл бұрын

    That's why it's not fun. I reckon cleaning the house drunk is as fun as clubbing...

  • @Baldoxxx4000

    @Baldoxxx4000

    7 жыл бұрын

    week works just as good or even better :)

  • @ProlificPianist

    @ProlificPianist

    7 жыл бұрын

    ಠ_ಠ Yea the one time I get invited to a party. Immediately knew the only means of escape was through Crown and Jack.

  • @legrandfromage9682

    @legrandfromage9682

    7 жыл бұрын

    You must have interesting friends

  • @abefromansausagekingofchic6480

    @abefromansausagekingofchic6480

    6 жыл бұрын

    If i dont want to drink, i usually just take a few edibles, sit in a chair, and observe all the drunk people. Its a good time

  • @galdiana9290
    @galdiana92905 жыл бұрын

    Your dry sense of humor and clever videos always make me laugh, keep them up ❤️

  • @r3mpuh
    @r3mpuh4 жыл бұрын

    Video: Mentions Corona. KZread: PrOmOtE!

  • @Anthony-lz8ju

    @Anthony-lz8ju

    3 жыл бұрын

    you know its a drink.... right?

  • @pranav2169

    @pranav2169

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Anthony-lz8ju you know its a joke... right?

  • @aidoll3692

    @aidoll3692

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also youtube: *smashes the demonizing button*

  • @blackparadoxx9656
    @blackparadoxx96567 жыл бұрын

    Here's is some friendly advice from your neighborhood Stormtrooper. Take some Ecstasy before entering the club and it will definitely enhance the experience........especially in the regret department. You're welcome.

  • @starogre

    @starogre

    7 жыл бұрын

    why regret?

  • @bungle1531

    @bungle1531

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah and then have your cognitive function drop to ape like levels. Nah E is for festivals noob

  • @quell82

    @quell82

    7 жыл бұрын

    someone needs to do some more mdma

  • @fjolnir3830

    @fjolnir3830

    7 жыл бұрын

    When you get a huge dump of serotonin your brain stops uptake so the next day you're depressed as fuck, and then you get to remember/regret all the ridiculous shit you said/did last night. Unless you get stoned, in which case the next morning is pretty awesome.

  • @cubedable

    @cubedable

    7 жыл бұрын

    A fucking club isn't worth your serotonin, keep it to special occasions

  • @ninodroid2382
    @ninodroid23827 жыл бұрын

    The only club that I did is the club sandwich

  • @DayTreaper

    @DayTreaper

    7 жыл бұрын

    You mean club penguin

  • @tappajaav

    @tappajaav

    5 жыл бұрын

    Club... to the head

  • @lucasskovgaard3526

    @lucasskovgaard3526

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did the club seal one

  • @john-ve1hi
    @john-ve1hi4 жыл бұрын

    0:34 when you skip legday

  • @BrazenBullXXX
    @BrazenBullXXX6 жыл бұрын

    "One word: Misspelled". The closest club to me is named "Elektric" lol

  • @Thecolonelab
    @Thecolonelab7 жыл бұрын

    *immediately clicks as soon as notification pops up*

  • @jozo2713

    @jozo2713

    7 жыл бұрын

    SasuNaru 19 same

  • @loganburnette7984

    @loganburnette7984

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alizée You're great

  • @coreybrown6966

    @coreybrown6966

    7 жыл бұрын

    NARUUTOOOO!

  • @invertedgames7993
    @invertedgames79937 жыл бұрын

    I've only ever been to a club once (I live out in the sticks) and this pretty much is what happened.

  • @LotsofSarcasmHD

    @LotsofSarcasmHD

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry

  • @invertedgames7993

    @invertedgames7993

    7 жыл бұрын

    LotsofSarcasm So am I.

  • @MrSuperpwner01

    @MrSuperpwner01

    7 жыл бұрын

    You used an etch a sketch to carry your drinks and inhaled body shots with Elon Musk off a model? s?

  • @XtraJDK

    @XtraJDK

    7 жыл бұрын

    wait, the Elon musk thing? thats pretty cool

  • @invertedgames7993

    @invertedgames7993

    7 жыл бұрын

    alright, I may have exaggerated a little, it didn't happen exactly like in this video. I didn't have an etch a sketch.

  • @Roshea
    @Roshea2 жыл бұрын

    Clubs are a facade designed to squeeze every possible cent out of you. The moment I realized a lot of mid-to-higher end clubs pay women to flirt with you to get you to buy drinks was the moment I wrote off nightlife completely.

  • @DONUTBOY1o1
    @DONUTBOY1o16 жыл бұрын

    I love how subtle the jokes are and the club tips you had in a couple of your scenes were gold😂

  • @theunwantedones9197
    @theunwantedones91977 жыл бұрын

    *Sign* You forgot to mention the girls that pretend to be interested in you, Get you to buy them drinks and drift off like if you never meet them......Then you see them half an hour later talking to an other guy.......Little Warning for all my guys out there.

  • @huzi37709

    @huzi37709

    7 жыл бұрын

    Damn... Thanks lol

  • @user-rx3js1no3s

    @user-rx3js1no3s

    7 жыл бұрын

    damn what a lil bitch

  • @JMJsama

    @JMJsama

    7 жыл бұрын

    as a girl I can most definitely see other girls doing this, especially attractive ones

  • @theunwantedones9197

    @theunwantedones9197

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Glad I know this little trick but Not all girls are like that so don't just assume give everybody a chance. Use your common sense.

  • @theunwantedones9197

    @theunwantedones9197

    7 жыл бұрын

    To hate the game is to hate life and living, why do that when I could just hate or be wary of that one person....Child.

  • @IgnatRemizov
    @IgnatRemizov7 жыл бұрын

    This is why I bring earplugs everywhere I go. Gotta protect that hearing!

  • @anewtrend

    @anewtrend

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ignat Remizov a cheaper method is wadding the right amount of toilet paper but not too far back into brain and not too far out where everyone can see you have toilet paper in your ear. When I go camping I can hear squirrels a mile off so I'm glad I saved ears stats.

  • @tony_5156

    @tony_5156

    5 жыл бұрын

    That’s quite strange

  • @ggfdd5925

    @ggfdd5925

    5 жыл бұрын

    Meh i need the full experience...

  • @Luizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    @Luizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    5 жыл бұрын

    just go to outdoor raves. You have alot more and better air than in the club, the music isnt as loud as in a club and they often are even during the daytime so you dont need to go at night when most people are on drugs. Not saying it isnt fun to hang with people on mdma or to be on mdma yourself. its great. Everyone should propably try it.

  • @KangJangkrik

    @KangJangkrik

    5 жыл бұрын

    See your headset? That's tells us everything

  • @late8641
    @late86412 жыл бұрын

    Why do I have to come to KZread to actually learn something useful about life? All school taught me is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. How's that gonna help me live to see another day after being tricked into going to a night club?

  • @tevvmusic
    @tevvmusic4 жыл бұрын

    2:10 I would think again about sipping on that corona

  • @limpbizkit6245

    @limpbizkit6245

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omega funny

  • @sqwale7
    @sqwale77 жыл бұрын

    "Club entropy" "Plot hearing loss in Excel" This guy is the funniest geek out there!!!!!

  • @callumscott5107
    @callumscott51077 жыл бұрын

    I went to a club for the first time last night and I cannot believe how accurate this is, jesus christ.

  • @ServeraServera0

    @ServeraServera0

    Жыл бұрын

    Inaccurate for the most part What type of entrance security even asks for the DNI? then there is the stereotype that they are all buff and really tall

  • @callumscott5107

    @callumscott5107

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ServeraServera0 Thanks for making me realise that the first time I went to the club was only 5yrs ago. Crazy stuff.

  • @ServeraServera0

    @ServeraServera0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@callumscott5107 Time goes flying

  • @tahini1

    @tahini1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ServeraServera0 DNI? thats from spanish lol. in america they do ask for it i think💀

  • @ServeraServera0

    @ServeraServera0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tahini1 DNI = ID It depends on who you are, your friends, your connections, the amount of traffic, the event and your relationship with the bouncer for you to get your ID asked or not I have never gave my ID to a bouncer and if they asked for it I negotiated with them to just let me in, works always

  • @lizannedsouza1838
    @lizannedsouza18382 жыл бұрын

    I love the bit when he is packing his etch-a-sketch to go home. So adorable!

  • @moritzweber7158
    @moritzweber71582 жыл бұрын

    Went back to the club for the first time after 1.5 years last week and you just hit the nail on the head. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @crenshawshank
    @crenshawshank7 жыл бұрын

    Doing lines off a model..... ...... S. I died.

  • @joecro15
    @joecro157 жыл бұрын

    "You'll notice this ringing sound from deep inside your head. This is called regret." I died

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel5 жыл бұрын

    If I went to a club and someone was doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch at the bar... that's my new best friend.

  • @YourLocalCafe
    @YourLocalCafe2 жыл бұрын

    Dude your humour is like a story which keeps getting plot twists over and over and all of them change completely how you look at the story.

  • @roses-b3109
    @roses-b31097 жыл бұрын

    Wait, clubs are a real thing?! I thought Jersey Shore made them up......

  • @sarcastic_slob

    @sarcastic_slob

    7 жыл бұрын

    just a jersey thing

  • @dontwantahandle69

    @dontwantahandle69

    7 жыл бұрын

    unfortunatelly real

  • @flatbg1

    @flatbg1

    7 жыл бұрын

    I can't tell if you're trolling or not haha

  • @user-rx3js1no3s

    @user-rx3js1no3s

    7 жыл бұрын

    tips fedora

  • @BiggWhyte

    @BiggWhyte

    7 жыл бұрын

    that's the art of trolling my friend.

  • @Pur3AGL
    @Pur3AGL7 жыл бұрын

    So in other words, avoid clubs?

  • @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX

    @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX

    7 жыл бұрын

    Only unless you are under a 7 and don't have parents that make at least 100k a year.

  • @TheAndroiD619

    @TheAndroiD619

    7 жыл бұрын

    what do you mean, if you have rich parents?

  • @RaheezieYasha

    @RaheezieYasha

    7 жыл бұрын

    Clubs are for the rich and attractive. If not, that club is trash.

  • @TheShyRage

    @TheShyRage

    7 жыл бұрын

    Check and check!

  • @qdbuuun

    @qdbuuun

    7 жыл бұрын

    For rich and attractive? Not at all.

  • @jackchampion1455
    @jackchampion14555 жыл бұрын

    im actually comforted by how much i relate to this

  • @JR-zd2dw
    @JR-zd2dw4 жыл бұрын

    "One word. Misspelled. But now its too late you've been swindled again." :D hahaha

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord107 жыл бұрын

    If I ever end up going to a club, I'm bringing an etch-a-sketch. I wonder if anyone else would get the joke. Probably not.

  • @brendanmccune3166

    @brendanmccune3166

    3 жыл бұрын

    did you ever end up doing it????

  • @LazerLord10

    @LazerLord10

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brendanmccune3166 Never went to a club because I'm a lonely loner :( But I have improved on my etch-a-sketch skills.

  • @iamverybigsad

    @iamverybigsad

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LazerLord10 its all baby steps

  • @SenhorAlien

    @SenhorAlien

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, you see, I don't think anyone who watches a Casually Explained video titled The Club ever goes to a club

  • @qcklu

    @qcklu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SenhorAlien I watched it. Am 8 safe now? No worrying about ending up in a club?

  • @WateryIce54321
    @WateryIce543217 жыл бұрын

    Friend: "You're in a club to have fun ... just start dancing and look happy" *looks at all of the people grinding* Me: "I'll be back at the hotel doing drunk java and playing OOT if you need me"

  • @thetacosniper9249

    @thetacosniper9249

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is true I went to a club yesterday for the first time and the amount of grinding is insane

  • @thetacosniper9249

    @thetacosniper9249

    4 жыл бұрын

    I ended up grinding

  • @jacobhoover1654

    @jacobhoover1654

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thetacosniper9249 where's a good club? Idk any near me

  • @mikecotsalas7005
    @mikecotsalas70054 жыл бұрын

    Having been to Distrikt in Victoria 3 weeks ago, you hit the nail on the head

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha26504 жыл бұрын

    Hey let's go to a bar and get to know each other where things are so loud we can't even hear our thoughts.

  • @austin48
    @austin487 жыл бұрын

    "And in a club, its pretty much impossible to communicate verbally, so you need to adapt to you environment... I bring an Etch-A-Sketch."

  • @ZoglerGames
    @ZoglerGames7 жыл бұрын

    He's like a Canadian gradeA just without the bullshit

  • @NathanSmith-lc6pp

    @NathanSmith-lc6pp

    7 жыл бұрын

    He's Canadian.

  • @ZoglerGames

    @ZoglerGames

    7 жыл бұрын

    thanks

  • @NathanSmith-lc6pp

    @NathanSmith-lc6pp

    7 жыл бұрын

    George Hannah Oh, so you change the original message to make me look like a fool? I see how it is. jk dude you fine

  • @clowntrooper61

    @clowntrooper61

    7 жыл бұрын

    I thought he was american

  • @NathanSmith-lc6pp

    @NathanSmith-lc6pp

    7 жыл бұрын

    clowntrooper61 I'm at least 95% certain he's Canadian.

  • @el_loco7798
    @el_loco7798 Жыл бұрын

    Got me good with that conversation 😂 love you man

  • @faustoorieta
    @faustoorieta4 жыл бұрын

    This is your best video by far, so accurate.

  • @HuntingtonsDisco
    @HuntingtonsDisco7 жыл бұрын

    That explanation of club entropy is way too accurate

  • @HellsMascot
    @HellsMascot7 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the Etch-a-Sketch tip

  • @bl8de3
    @bl8de33 жыл бұрын

    "sip on a corona" - yes.

  • @Parasopher
    @Parasopher4 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos. Keep going with them

  • @rb3694
    @rb36947 жыл бұрын

    Here's me trying to learn animation properly to make good videos for youtube, little did I know you can still become rich with ms paint.

  • @RobloxGamingCallum

    @RobloxGamingCallum

    7 жыл бұрын

    just gotta bring the funnies

  • @joaoleites94

    @joaoleites94

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good luck bud

  • @timopper5488

    @timopper5488

    3 жыл бұрын

    R B Little-known fact: MS paint is short for multiple sclerosis paint.

  • @gblikestosew

    @gblikestosew

    3 жыл бұрын

    You could animate youtube videos with a stone tablet and a chisel, as long as you're funny it doesn't matter.

  • @GOD999MODE
    @GOD999MODE7 жыл бұрын

    These videos come out in such timely fashion, no lie. I just had conversation with a friend about what going to clubs are like and how I'm not a fan. It's literally this video.

  • @Marduk710
    @Marduk7105 жыл бұрын

    I didn't notice your channel grew so much, I subscribe when you released the Yakuza video. You boomed!

  • @brandonx8292
    @brandonx82922 жыл бұрын

    First time I’ve ever seen this guys channel, 3 mins in and HAD to hit that subscribe button lol

  • @denarii-2971
    @denarii-29717 жыл бұрын

    Your content is what youtube should be. Well done. I woke up one morning and realized all of this about clubs. Haven't been to one since. Miraculously I now find myself with much more money and much less regret.

  • @pleasedontlookatme78789
    @pleasedontlookatme787897 жыл бұрын

    this guys vids never let me down

  • @joleee3343
    @joleee33432 жыл бұрын

    “happy… on the outside” got me

  • @THEtdub77
    @THEtdub774 жыл бұрын

    This sums up six months of my senior year of college. Good times. Never to be repeated now that I pretend I'm just old

  • @tremolo6940
    @tremolo69407 жыл бұрын

    Going to a club always seemed like something I might want to try out.. considering how much I relate to your experiences in your other videos, simply watching this was enough to sate my curiosity lol if I ever do go, I'll be well prepared from this informative video :D

  • @joseph_____
    @joseph_____7 жыл бұрын

    Whoa you have grown so fast... I remember subbing when you have like 10k subs. Congratz man, you really deserve it. :D

  • @causecomedy8061
    @causecomedy80616 жыл бұрын

    0:22 my favorite part about distrcit is the itty bitty sidewalk that everyone is crowded on 'cause you know... lets establish the most popular club in town on a the main street regardless of its single lane sidewalks.

  • @keremutuk4114
    @keremutuk41143 жыл бұрын

    I just watched a few videos but i loved your humor lol

  • @sadekausi
    @sadekausi7 жыл бұрын

    0:43 Those stick legs on the bodybuilder dude is one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a long time

  • @jfcmsb
    @jfcmsb7 жыл бұрын

    "one second you're questioning your existence" too real

  • @David-wp2iw
    @David-wp2iw3 жыл бұрын

    golden rule of friendship - fight your own fights. At first I was laughing but 5 second after dropped my first tear.

  • @Vivi-mp9nn
    @Vivi-mp9nn5 жыл бұрын

    drunk navigation is better than sober one. I don’t even remember the way home, but i‘ll always end up there.

  • @Drum8888
    @Drum88887 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for reminding me about my Tinnitus, now I won't stop hearing it for a week.

  • @yo10057

    @yo10057

    7 жыл бұрын

    how could you have forgotten about that

  • @Drum8888

    @Drum8888

    7 жыл бұрын

    yo10057 My brain drowns it out when I'm not paying attention to it

  • @yo10057

    @yo10057

    7 жыл бұрын

    well i guess that makes cents

  • @yo10057

    @yo10057

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...sense

  • @nexeleon5140

    @nexeleon5140

    6 жыл бұрын

    You have tinnitus?

  • @Blkangerzero99
    @Blkangerzero997 жыл бұрын

    Snorting lines off the tesla My rhymes is the best brah

  • @Xackory

    @Xackory

    7 жыл бұрын

    Are

  • @ActionScripter

    @ActionScripter

    7 жыл бұрын

    You failed the test.

  • @B3nNyL3nNy

    @B3nNyL3nNy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blkangerzero99 where has casually explained been since I was 18

  • @simplyerayn6278
    @simplyerayn62784 жыл бұрын

    "You'll try to look at google maps on your phone; but your battery is dying and so are you." Please help. I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

  • @drawperfectvideo8
    @drawperfectvideo86 жыл бұрын

    The last bit hit me so hard man.

  • @blazejames47
    @blazejames477 жыл бұрын

    *On a non sarcastic note* clubs really aren't half as bad as they're portrayed to be as long as you take 2:12 to heart

  • @CalvinJGreen

    @CalvinJGreen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Except you can't hear a fucking thing. Clubs are aweful

  • @ghuldorgrey
    @ghuldorgrey7 жыл бұрын

    I mostly go to clubs when theres a dj playing i like. Then everyone goes crazy and its amazing.

  • @christopherlokey691
    @christopherlokey6917 жыл бұрын

    Please do one about drunk navigation! I know absolutely nothing about it, yet I rely on it way more than I care to admit

  • @mariogiresi6792
    @mariogiresi67924 жыл бұрын

    True true true! Great and funny vid😂I’m old school so I don’t go the clubs of anymore but from what I’m told by younger people, it’s horrendous.

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