There is this crush I have in school *what would a not weird person do?* “So... do you come here often?“

@user-mr6vu6qz6w

3 жыл бұрын

No worries! I'm sure you'll get a yes!

@10_Percent_Better

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂😂😂

@xaroulis4478

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@machmutmachmut3994

3 жыл бұрын

@twobiased - what do you got?

@yeeterofthefetuses6576

3 жыл бұрын

@@machmutmachmut3994 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you get approached by someone hot it's probably a scam.

@Superkerl1

5 жыл бұрын

110% sure

@NinjaPieceLOL

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. One time I was approached by 2 really hot girls. It turns out that they were Mormons trying to convert me...

@CarpetHater

5 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaPieceLOL that has happened to me 3 times, and 2 times was with the same girls, i knew what they wanted the second time so i just tried to ignore them

@smine404

5 жыл бұрын

Or a dare

@iznxai

5 жыл бұрын

"just send me the virus link"

Ask yourself: what would a not weird person do? Me: um he would probably...wait why am i asking myself...wrong person

@FirstTimeListener

3 жыл бұрын

True

@repkins

Жыл бұрын

Paradox right there.

@polygontower

Жыл бұрын

A not weird person wouldn't question themselves: "what would a not weird person do?"

She said yes You still can’t be to sure tho

@someone862

4 жыл бұрын

You never know

@crankfastle7919

4 жыл бұрын

Again, it’s a bit hard to tell from this example

@johnjohnson201

4 жыл бұрын

*too*

@xavier7769

4 жыл бұрын

Very difficult to tell if she likes you

@polmonro_21

4 жыл бұрын

D) can't tell

One time a girl approached me. She wasn't coming to talk to me or anything; there was a person behind me, but she approached me for a moment.

@xPara

7 жыл бұрын

I'll never forget that moment.

@Shadow-ye7fw

7 жыл бұрын

xPara lmao

@ExtraCheeseOnIt

7 жыл бұрын

xPara Doesn't it always happen man? LOL

@xPara

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, sometimes they don't approach me at all.

@cylereyes8195

6 жыл бұрын

A moment like that, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like that.

"This is normal, just wait the for the alcohol to give you a personality" This hit me hard

@F1ll1nTh3Blanks

6 жыл бұрын

Sea Anemoanemiaeia Dutch courage.

@jdaht

6 жыл бұрын

i havent laughed so hard in so long

@dtg610420

5 жыл бұрын

JailbrokenTaco diddo

@dr.jingles7377

5 жыл бұрын

Right though like damn maybe this is the answer

@Heavysandvich24

5 жыл бұрын

damn why don't i drink, oh yeah because i don't have friends to drink with

"never trust a beautiful woman , especially if shes interested in you"- magneto

@TONGA09

4 жыл бұрын

wise words

@noah2354

4 жыл бұрын

I love that movie

@TheeBlackSilhouette

4 жыл бұрын

Unregistered hypercam 2 he is apart of MGTOW

@DerToasti

3 жыл бұрын

she 100% needs money or wants your kidneys.

@Goji01Films

3 жыл бұрын

@@noah2354 which movie? The original X-Men was kinda boring.

You gotta appreciate the “Your Mom” joke at 3:02

@tinycockjock1967

3 жыл бұрын

Miha Golod and the “without the paper bag” left unfilled above it

Ask yourself: "What would a not weird person do?" Probably the best advice I've been given in a long time.

@Parralyzed

7 жыл бұрын

But upon that realization it is already too late!!

@DaniXks

7 жыл бұрын

A not weird person is probably too ingenuous to ask itself in general!!!

@evan51298

7 жыл бұрын

sponge: what would Larry do?

@AycePlays

7 жыл бұрын

Living like LARRY! :D

@Dai10zin

7 жыл бұрын

That's just the way it is. As he says, "hate the game" but accept it and move on. :-/

My advice if she rejects you: switch schools, quit your job, cancel your gym membership, never go to that bar again.

@animeshgandhi5836

5 жыл бұрын

when*

@zanderr5750

5 жыл бұрын

Bro I emigrated

@Yetipfote

5 жыл бұрын

instructions unclear: am I supposed to end up on north pole???

@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323

5 жыл бұрын

@@Yetipfote you were this close! Don't worry, we got a plane ready to Antarctica!

@lcmiracle

4 жыл бұрын

@@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 that's not close, that's the other end of the world!

I actually asked a guy out once and now he's my boyfriend. At the time I felt very self-conscious about it but this video helped me to realize that guys actually appreciate it. :)

@JGBFRACTALIZER

4 жыл бұрын

Yes we do

@lonesomegavlan7279

4 жыл бұрын

You're one in a billion.

@sterlingsilver5937

4 жыл бұрын

@@lonesomegavlan7279 💯

@ioneiroi8350

4 жыл бұрын

Hollow_Knight exactly

@hk-ex4gw

3 жыл бұрын

As a wise man once said. Guys would date a tree if it made the first move

This channel really helped me. People on the street call me "pussyslayer" now. Not because I score so much, but because women walk away from me like I'm a serial killer

@gamerone7390

4 жыл бұрын

that is me

@ratedpending

4 жыл бұрын

They only _walk_ away from you?

@notsojharedtroll23

3 жыл бұрын

☠☠☠

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking animal abuse Needa respect cats

@cordova2593

2 жыл бұрын

@Baldhina Asnake They teleport into different dimensions for me

A girl actually approached me once. I panicked.

@Prince_Sharming

7 жыл бұрын

oh shit wat you do

@PauLtus_B

7 жыл бұрын

***** Have you seen inside out? That last scene in the movie? 'Twas like that.

@jamesbowen2088

7 жыл бұрын

One time a girl told me she was good at blowjobs and wanted to prove it to me. I said, "Okay, let's find a guy."

@Prince_Sharming

7 жыл бұрын

James Bowen holy fuck i just ruptured my internal organs hearing that

@monkeydetonation

7 жыл бұрын

+James Bowen haha how could you not catch that?

I've actually been approached by more gay guys than woman, lift your game ladies

@Splozy

7 жыл бұрын

I think i'm at like 4 dudes and 8 women. good times.

@ProtusMose

7 жыл бұрын

0 dudes, 1 woman in 35 years. I'm a legend, man.

@R419

7 жыл бұрын

I think maybe 2 girls if I wasn't reading it wrong, and I think like 3 guys, anyways I'm a pussy so I will never know for sure

@SOIBand

7 жыл бұрын

2 Girls but 4 Guys... too bad

@k5rma

7 жыл бұрын

same

When he talked about getting rejected is worse than living with the thought of what could have been, it inspired me to ask out this girl I like. Yeah, I got rejected hard and it’s been two months and I’m still not over her.

@mohoamine5598

4 жыл бұрын

dont its been 2 years and im still not over it the thing is im not urgly or anything -_- dont blame urself blame society

@CantEscapeFlorida

4 жыл бұрын

It's because you make rejection out to be this huge grand thing when it's not that big a deal. You invest all your emotions into it for no reason.

@mwgg9089

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff God just remember that u r just some protons, neutrons and electrons and so is she and nothing will ever change that so don’t worry bout it

@thewanderingmistnull2451

4 жыл бұрын

@@CantEscapeFlorida I'm going to take a wild guess and say the number of guys you asked out is much smaller than the number of guys who asked you out. Probably 0 or 1.

@SaladDongs

4 жыл бұрын

@@CantEscapeFlorida It's easy to say from your position

One time at school I was talking with a group of friends, which included this really cute girl that was in one of my classes. Now I had never really been into her, but one of my friends still asked her that if I wanted to, would she go out with me. So she thought for a few seconds, and then said no. But honestly the couple seconds of thought required to give that response was enough to boost my self esteem a ton.

@omararef383

3 жыл бұрын

Chad

@nelser1160

3 жыл бұрын

I would probably overthink that she was trying to find the best way to say no without hurting me. Well sucks to be you, this would never happen with me; I have no friends

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

If someone says no CELEBRATE

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

Anyway. Bring your NODs. We heading for Ronograd

Just sit tight and wait for the alcohol to give a personality.

@Raginblowner

7 жыл бұрын

works every time

@iPodTouchTurtle

7 жыл бұрын

Probably the most accurate part of this video, if you've been in this situation haha.

@JovanaSanchez000

7 жыл бұрын

Luis YT But what it's the "fucking it up" personality?

@jhefferson9048

7 жыл бұрын

Hey it actually works. Thank God for alcohol but if you get a 2nd date and you're sober...

@kristian2827

7 жыл бұрын

I am anyway

My pickup line is: “Life is like a penis; Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down; But it’s never hard forever.”

@mathewmantas

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dead.... XDDD

@fubgubber4370

4 жыл бұрын

That’s more of a quote than a pick up line, don’t you think?

@sonicfon

4 жыл бұрын

Uhh. Boner syndrome ;)

@turtlesovertrains3667

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@dasharkmasta678

4 жыл бұрын

Life is also disappointing

"Titanic." "fck that's a bad ice breaker."

@unacuentadeyoutube13

3 жыл бұрын

AHHHASHHA

@tendericed2749

2 жыл бұрын

Dude im gonna use that

@peanutgallery4

Жыл бұрын

unfunniest shit I read all day

@ducttape9940

Жыл бұрын

@@peanutgallery4 bro really just took the effort to type that reply out to a year old comment

@studiesforlife3244

Жыл бұрын

Gonna use this today with my crush. Wish me luck fellas. I'll update what happened next......remind me

Girl waves at you You wave back Realize she was waving at the person behind you Commit sudoku

@delfink4333

3 жыл бұрын

sudoku xD

@Gereon_

3 жыл бұрын

Happened to me once. One of the cringiest things I ever experienced.

@joceybear303

3 жыл бұрын

What i hate is when someone says something and they werent talking to you. Happens to me ALL THE TIME

@atortoise3193

3 жыл бұрын

I've been living for 1/5 of a humans life span and I still don't how to play sudoku

@mr.spunks86

3 жыл бұрын

One girl wave to me,and i wave back I'm not sure but i think she likes me,she once approached and asked me for name, she always says hi when she sees me..i think it's obvious..

"what would a not-weird person do?" uh, how the hell should I know?

@Prince_Sharming

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know, go outside and look at people who aren't you? Which is like, most people.

@ficolas2

6 жыл бұрын

im too shy to look at people

@EvilAntic

6 жыл бұрын

ficolas2 Force yourself to get outside of your comfort zone, learn and develope ways to get over being shy. Take it one step at a time. I know it seems like taking a bullet would be easier but trust me. It's the only way to avoid a life of endless regret and sadness.

@dr.jingles7377

5 жыл бұрын

Say something that's sounds dumb but ends up working

@tommylakasi3022

5 жыл бұрын

TheGreatOnes help me im in same situation i need advice

i thought this was about global warming

@minnie243

7 жыл бұрын

Savage Thomas i wish it was

@ericpang317

7 жыл бұрын

me too lol

@mariogamer2102

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@s3renity690

7 жыл бұрын

Savage Thomas Me as well.

@admiralcat3809

7 жыл бұрын

same

When a girl approaches me Me: oh!so you’re approaching me?

@HassaanALal

4 жыл бұрын

haha lmao.. instead of running you're coming straight at me?!

@oscarz5579

4 жыл бұрын

@@HassaanALal jojo!!

@Gamrz-kq7ig

4 жыл бұрын

I can't give you depresion without geting closer.

@yezafigueiredo

4 жыл бұрын

the girl: yes you: well, I can’t really tell so...

@TheTheoser

4 жыл бұрын

Muda muda muda

“Play it cool” This saying should not exist. I one time had a crush on this girl, I did *Nothing* and *Nothing* happened

@eretna2480

3 жыл бұрын

i did somethings and got rejected ;_;

@blairassani7595

3 жыл бұрын

At least nothing BAD happened

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

Damn bro thats sad. Anyway, I asked myself out. I got rejected and i'm now in a psychological coma because I can't get myself to move since I rejected myself

Best relationship advice I ever received was from my uncle: "never try, never fail."

@davidmcnamara737

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that said in Robots?

@Nickrdzkeys

5 жыл бұрын

David McNamara plot twist. His uncle is the one who said it in robots

@Aritase

4 жыл бұрын

If you never try, you will never live.

@evas433

4 жыл бұрын

your single uncle you mean

@fubgubber4370

4 жыл бұрын

You miss all the shots you don’t take. Think of it that way.

My ice breaker includes awkwardly avoiding the person I like

@Lilflip20128

7 жыл бұрын

Campy Jones hey :) do you know how much a polar bear weights?

@tay3153

7 жыл бұрын

ImmortalPhoenix How much

@Lilflip20128

7 жыл бұрын

Campy Jones enough to break the ice ;P

@tay3153

7 жыл бұрын

ImmortalPhoenix Lol 10/10

@mariogamer2102

7 жыл бұрын

i dont need to break the ice since im so hot! hheeeaa?...ok I'll shut up now

The romantic highlight of my life: In ninth grade a girl I liked was telling my friend something and I was there too, so it was _almost_ like she was talking to me as well.

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

Damn thats sad. Anyone wanna go to mountain tho? I got blackhawk

"Just sit tight and wait for the alcohol to give you a personality." I died.

@Anvarynn

3 жыл бұрын

So did he, from the aneurysm!

@christopherhenrique687

3 жыл бұрын

RIP

I was approached by a girl and she liked the music as me and had similar interests as me and told me I was attractive. So she gave me her number and walked away and winked at me. Is she into me? No, I really can't tell and I think I should keep looking.

@user-ko3ly8kt2s

6 жыл бұрын

yes

@voluntarism335

6 жыл бұрын

if you are actually attractive then maybe, a lot of girls will give you blue pilled bullshit

@novaascension3799

6 жыл бұрын

No

@Phloxix

6 жыл бұрын

Uhhh can’t tell, it could just be a coincidence and she had something in her eye. Just keep looking

@k-leb4671

5 жыл бұрын

Gee wiz it's hard to tell.

slam poetry night "Oh man this stool sure is flimsy, now all we need is a rope"

@tardigrade8019

7 жыл бұрын

snap snap snap

@Tthel90

7 жыл бұрын

Invincible Tardigrade 😂😂

@TheQbuss

7 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke, I'm not a native english speaker, can you (casually) explain it to me?

@zmauer1

7 жыл бұрын

Wouter Schmouter people kick stools out from under them to hang themselves.. with a rope

@bluemoon1012

7 жыл бұрын

Zach M thanks .. I didn't get it either… low-key I am an English speaker though😂

Ask yourself: what would a not weird person do? InsTrUcTioNs UnclEAr I sAiD iT Out LoUd

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

What would a not weird person say? "It is impossible that I am not obviously very not un-weird"

@leandrog2785

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kriegter Damn that's a good pickup line, i'm gonna use this one

Even if a girl/boy approaches you and breaks the ice, would they really actually be into you? C. Can’t tell

@TONGA09

4 жыл бұрын

D. a prank E. a psychopath

@SaladDongs

4 жыл бұрын

Well you actually can't tell though

@hk-ex4gw

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe she is just from Canada and being polite

@hk-ex4gw

3 жыл бұрын

Or she doesn't like the nourthpole as much as I do

@exoticbutters4212

3 жыл бұрын

xXGilly55Xx yeah you can’t really tell because they might just be talking to the voice inside their head.

This isn't right, he's giving actual advice, you okay buddy?

@dontwantahandle69

7 жыл бұрын

Or is he?!?!?

@Heligoland360

7 жыл бұрын

uncle uncle Hasn't he always?

@fawazza

7 жыл бұрын

uncle uncle he always does in the end

@eeeeee3981

7 жыл бұрын

TheFuckBoy KING ررةلث لازم على ىس

@kyleds8888

7 жыл бұрын

yeah bro!? how can you tell!?! xD

"All I need now is a rope" snap snap 😂😂

@judithortiz3342

6 жыл бұрын

KILL IT!!!

@Umbrasana

6 жыл бұрын

I don't understand, I know he is joking about a noose but how does it relate to the chair

@Umbrasana

6 жыл бұрын

kontosoldier thanks for the explanation mate, I really appreciate it :D

@vickiemichel25

6 жыл бұрын

UR PROFILE PIC ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

@sonoflethal

6 жыл бұрын

Rope rhymes with hope

One of my friend, who is a girl and pretty good at starting a relationship, once told me that I gave pretty good advice to our other friends who had crush and that I "had the theory, but not the practice". Now I feel like redskull, I can guide other to a treasure I cannot possess

@sublimeade

Жыл бұрын

What is a redskull? What country is that saying from

@slimyduck2140

Жыл бұрын

@@sublimeade redskull is a fictional character. One of captain America villain

@sublimeade

Жыл бұрын

@@slimyduck2140 cool

The first time I talked to a girl was in Grade 12. Actually, I talked to a girl in kindergarten before but they didn't respond so that's why I waited until grade 12.

@dalesajdak422

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I’m still in high school but so far I haven’t talked to a girl since seventh grade. I literally ignore girls when they talk to me because I don’t know how to respond, which has made for some pretty awkward group projects.

@phos4us

3 жыл бұрын

@@dalesajdak422 omg group projects were awkward...

@legrandliseurtri7495

3 жыл бұрын

@@dalesajdak422 That's a little weird. I'm horribly socially awkward, but at least it's case with everyone, not just girls.

I asked a girl out once, she said yes. and she never went out with me. she did more damage saying yes than saying no.

@Irishbloke92

7 жыл бұрын

Luis Ojeda fuck her and move on

@tonymagona334

7 жыл бұрын

I asked a girl out once, she said yes, then she said "opp sorry that was my friend." I've been dead ever since.

@jamesgray7064

7 жыл бұрын

you should be fine as long as you didn't get to hit that strange

@stevenw350

7 жыл бұрын

tonymagona334 why over text bro?? Lol

@ventingshow4995

7 жыл бұрын

Or just use your hand. No fuss, no muss.

As a guy who really hates potentially bothering people (believe me, that death stare when I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time is terrifying to me, doesn't just apply to people I want to make friends with), it would be one HUGE relief to get an obvious sign that it's ok for me to approach.

@julsjgreen

7 жыл бұрын

I'm the same way. My fear is less that I'll be rejected and more that I'll ruin someone's day/week/view of men by approaching them. I hear stories about people who are approached by a guy when they were minding their own business and how creepy that is and I'm just like, "Well, I'm never going to be that guy. Guess I'll just be alone."

@delarodarichard

7 жыл бұрын

red toasti

@SkyLukeComedy

7 жыл бұрын

red toasti there is if you learn body lamguage. There is 1 simple way. Make some noise and talk loudly. get people's attention. She will notice you. If she finds you attractive, you will catch her starring at you later. Then go talk to her. If a girl keeps looking at a guy most likely she likes him. Another one that works anywhere, and I mean anywhere, is sit down next to a girl, look at her and just smile and go hey, act like you are meant to be there . That's it. She will surely react and start a conversation. 99% of dating is just not caring if you are creepy. That's why attractive guys think it's easy. Cuz they never get called creeps. everything they do is hot. Pretend you are hot. Sometimes women will care and call you a creep. But most the time you will end up talking.

@ureyesrbleeding1

7 жыл бұрын

Im tall but unattractive what do I do now? and by tall I mean im 6'7"

@pianchick

7 жыл бұрын

KnivesOnly Getting a girl isn't rocket science. Not every girl is going to have the same set of requirements that they use to measure attractiveness. Don't worry there is someone out there for you even if you don't see it yet.

Edit: thanks for all the likes, didn't realise .. I also added a 2nd story which happened recently (sorry for any grammer or spelling mistakes) Total approaches: 2 Story 1 Approached by a girl at a bar ... Girl: Are you single? Me: Yea Girl: My brother thinks you are hot .-. Story 2 Randomly got approached by a girl in public ... Girl: Hey, you got somthing to drink? Me: *offering her my waterbottle* I gotta warn you tho, since we don't know each other, you could get infected by drinking from this bottle. Girl: I will take the risk. You should give me your number .. You know 'just in case' Me: *laughing nervously* Haha .. Nah, I am fine. Well .. 15 minutes later I realised how stupid I am .. argh

@sophsoph6047

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@yeng1855

3 жыл бұрын

F

@romilgoel4191

3 жыл бұрын

Girl: So, will you go on a date with me ?

@muhammedjawad8735

3 жыл бұрын

Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

@lyndsaybrown8471

3 жыл бұрын

So...you turn him down or no?

''if you want to be a non weird person stop existing'' -me, 2019

@sirfailalotful

4 жыл бұрын

tahm kench usta You are wise indeed, guru.

@hioyua650

3 жыл бұрын

The wisest

**SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP**

@googleberry

7 жыл бұрын

**SNAP**

@googleberry

7 жыл бұрын

**SNAP**

@googleberry

7 жыл бұрын

**SNAP** **SNAP**

@noahgrice

7 жыл бұрын

**SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP**

@ruslanabdulin7764

7 жыл бұрын

Kirby **NAK**

"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches" Love that phrase. In Spain we say something similar; "El que vale vale, y el que no, para ADE" which would translate to "He who is talented, is. He who isn't studies Business Administration"

@CJtheRad

7 жыл бұрын

Hehe, a superior phrase in my humble opinion. Thanks for sharing that nugget of gold.

@klutz3955

7 жыл бұрын

amazing quote lad!

@neonmarkov6544

7 жыл бұрын

You're welcome, both of you!

@notmisa

7 жыл бұрын

Neon Markov time to go back to college then fuck

@MihirParmar74

7 жыл бұрын

Neon Markov i don't understand it MBA from a good college is still prestigious isn't. In my country you need more that 98 percentile to get interviewed for good b school. Sure everyone gets accepted into shit tier b schools but i still don't understand why that saying goes the way that it does.

"i have a permanent arsenal of coping mechanisms on standby and i avoid difficult situations" oof that hit me hard

"Man, this stool sure is flimsy. All we need is a rope". 10/10

@32simas

5 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@drinuchia

5 жыл бұрын

@@32simas suicide joke hanging rope

@goldenfloof5469

4 жыл бұрын

@@32simas her name is hope.

@gianni206

5 ай бұрын

Ahhhh i just got it

@gamemakingkirb667

4 ай бұрын

Still don’t get it 💀😭

I fucking love this channel, so relatable and humorous

@BleedForTheWorld

7 жыл бұрын

relatable but not humorous.

@bahenbihen

7 жыл бұрын

Withror Pendragon hes definitely got the best sense of humor on yt yet not many people understand that

@aXsKezia

7 жыл бұрын

Humor is relative and opinion.

@spartanace13

7 жыл бұрын

Clearly you have no sense of humor.

@JoshMuha

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr, his timing is so perfect

Imagine a girl having so low standards that she ends up approaching me, of all people. That's cringy.

3:13 I told a friend of mine that I had a crush on her and got the "let's stay friends" line. Gotta admit knowing that I had no chance actually feels better than stressing out over telling her

Your giving actual advice? What planet am i living on?

@HeimTarch

7 жыл бұрын

or is he ? *dun dun duuuun*

@Crashingfoot8

7 жыл бұрын

One where correct spelling isn't required, thank goodness.

@willyp3346

7 жыл бұрын

sir piggerlottle one with too many Alekses

@simplyabdou8425

7 жыл бұрын

Klapaucius Fitzpatrick it's self deprication humor , cuz he's aware of how bad he is with girls and using satire to deliver his jokes

@josepedrodeferreira2655

7 жыл бұрын

not to be confused with self defecating humor

Once a girl invited me to a coffee at work. I answered with no, i said to her I am busy. Went back to my office and watched youtube videos. What is wrong with me? EDIT: Wow, even this comment is more successful than me and my channel

@redsn0LIVE

7 жыл бұрын

By coffee she meant baby batter aka jizz juice. You fucked up man.

@ReverseMe

7 жыл бұрын

Realized that as soon as i came back to my office

@gregory7406

7 жыл бұрын

ReverseMe i don't get it? You where busy

@ReverseMe

7 жыл бұрын

Actually i thought she really only wants to drink a coffee, but I didn't wanted one at that moment...

@Jam-iv6xz

7 жыл бұрын

Were*

i wish guys didn’t feel so insecure/intimidated by girls...then again i’m too scared to talk to guys too lmao

@ajs96350

4 жыл бұрын

How you do'in? "finger guns"

@axelw7323

4 жыл бұрын

I have every right to be afraid of black women

@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775

4 жыл бұрын

@@axelw7323 ´cause they are too hot?

@axelw7323

4 жыл бұрын

@Sirris Mendoza Sunless Realms no because a lot of the ones I've met are mean as hell and if you even try flirting your ass is gonna get punched in the nose

@chak9360

4 жыл бұрын

Here's the thing you don't have to someone is gonna come up to you anyway

Sometimes when it’s too good to be true I legit ask “Am I being recorded?”

@dkdkmdkememd2131

2 жыл бұрын

Is it a prank? Where are the cameras?

Margot replaces Natalie? How dare you!

@biggaboylips1785

7 жыл бұрын

disgusting person!

@kakamaru5

7 жыл бұрын

I see no problem with this

@SteelKatanas

7 жыл бұрын

And second of all how dare you?

@swans184

7 жыл бұрын

What's the unit conversion between an ND and an MR?

@SteelKatanas

7 жыл бұрын

Connor Swanson I'd say 1ND = 1.5MR just for the smile alone

Just show her your meme stash and let nature take care of the rest

@pprophet

7 жыл бұрын

Evan Myers if she rejects you it's either because you have bad memes or you have too many memes

@brendanoneill9817

7 жыл бұрын

at first i thought you were making a play on the word "mustache" by saying "memestache"

@babib

7 жыл бұрын

I'd like me some memes please. No a single guy I know loves memes.

@dood3530

7 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this.

@DAX_BEATS

7 жыл бұрын

the only good advice in the comment section

I've once been approached by a girl at concert. She told me I look good, wished me a good night and kissed before my brain was even able to join the dots. I barely managed to ask her for a number. She gave the number and suddenly disapeared in flashing lights. I called her later just to hear she had a boyfriend. That was big win/lose/wtf mixture moment. lol

@armalite6837

Жыл бұрын

lol

Got approached by a cute girl who told me she had a crush on me. Brain froze up and we never talked again. 10/10 experience when remembering it 2 years later probably won’t happen again

Hey CasuallyExplained...wanna go out? There's one you can add to your scoreboard!

@ChadHex

7 жыл бұрын

Alizée you're probably not either

@spoilthatsong2544

7 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume my gender!?

@turbominator

7 жыл бұрын

sexist

@Kaos1382

7 жыл бұрын

seriously wtf...

@JetJockey87

7 жыл бұрын

did you just assume my gender?

I just found this channel from trending but now I'm kind of stressed that I'll watch all of the videos tonight and that he won't post for another 6 months

@OLBastholm

5 жыл бұрын

How did it work out for you? I'm in the exact same situation just, like, now.

@distantuncertain630

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, today.

@AEEZProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Just re watch them over and over til he posts again. Trust me, they never get old.

@aaa..

3 жыл бұрын

@@AEEZProductions LOL TRUE

@uncleben7306

3 жыл бұрын

i made sure i didn't make that mistake. only watched one and waited for the rest on my recommended

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” 😂

@RobinD0903

4 жыл бұрын

Dwigt

@tahmkenchusta5852

4 жыл бұрын

Well go do what you want and don’t let *society* forge your actions

What would a not weird person say: Silence Me: TELL ME PLZ

#1 reason why women will never step up to break the double standard of approaching someone you're interested in: it doesn't benefit them and requires courage.

@ericgutierrez347

7 жыл бұрын

proudnoob124 harsh.

@AngelsDodger

7 жыл бұрын

proudnoob124 it's the damn truth, women only think about equality when it benefits them, that's what makes them hypocrites.

@christopheboucher3737

7 жыл бұрын

proudnoob124 Instead of vilifying them, understand that maybe you're not attracting them.

@proudnoob124

7 жыл бұрын

Christophe Boucher Nice shot. However, you're wrong in saying that I'm vilifying them. I simply stated a fact. Whether or not it is positive or detrimental towards girls' reputations is not my concern.

@proudnoob124

7 жыл бұрын

Luz Iervasi Here are the issues with your logic - you confused honesty with easiness, and assumed us guys did too. Guys always communicate that we'd like girls to take the initiative more often, and we consequently never equate it to being easy or slutty. Therefore, and although I wish to give you the benefit of the doubt, I cannot and must say that you're aware your argument is incorrect, but you're intentionally using it regardless to hide the much simpler explanation of why you won't ask a guy out yourself - it is a scary thing to do. Here's my ironic advice: man the fuck up.

Just remember to go outside every once in a while, the sounds of Nature are all from animals trying to get laid

@andrewblain5202

7 жыл бұрын

Pwnedgamer94 Deep

@jjc5475

7 жыл бұрын

they want to grow so they can get laid.

@mylovebieber9728

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@sadboi6317

6 жыл бұрын

Pwnedgamer94 I thought it was the sounds of them fighting to the death over a dead hobo.

@notjohndoe6878

6 жыл бұрын

Pwnedgamer94 Legit

1:24 "Nothing?" "That's right, keep it up." "Ok."

I absolutely adore your sense of humor. You have become one of the two non-music related channels that I turned my notifications for. 💛

I prefer to go with the Pokemon Trainer approach: carry around a bunch of bugs with you and don't let girls pass until they agree to fight you.

@julsjgreen

7 жыл бұрын

If you're a real pro, they'll all be caterpillars and silk worms in mid-metamorphosis so they can do absolutely nothing to defend themselves against her pet lizard's brutal onslaught.

@nocomment00

7 жыл бұрын

Be careful with the move "Harden"

@alexandrathepainter

7 жыл бұрын

Might actually work on me. Bugs are cool and I've always wanted to get in a fight with a stranger.

@betsecaf2227

7 жыл бұрын

Make sure to bring a stag beetle, that way they cant win

Talked a girl once........ opened the door for her and she said "thanks " I replied your welcome ..... virgin life is hard

@johnappleseed4833

7 жыл бұрын

BonelessBen you gotta do better than that. Opening doors for a woman is about as mandatory as not asking their age or body weight. Cause failing to do so will just label you as a bad mannered male.

@is64611

7 жыл бұрын

I don't hold the door for able bodied young people unless they're right behind me. Even then I don't stand there and hold it. I just keep it open as a walk through.

@slendeaway7730

7 жыл бұрын

Of course you're a virgin, its "You're welcome" not "Your welcome" :^)

@johnappleseed4833

7 жыл бұрын

Slendeaway Damn, grammar Nazis get hella laid! (!)_(!)

@slendeaway7730

7 жыл бұрын

hehe xd

Why is this guy the most mature and relatable person ever

@Spatterdock

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t have to necessarily be mature in order to be relatable to an audience.

I like how these videos are just a mix between jokes and actual tips. Love it!

@roteampelhd6323

2 жыл бұрын

The trick is to figure out which is which lol

I said "Hello" once, was almost charge with sexual assault. I'm just going stick with my waifu.

@padillatwins

7 жыл бұрын

Kornelius Heydrich if you have a waifu its high chance you didn't say hi to a girl

@nova5303

7 жыл бұрын

He got ptsd and now he has one

@shadoninja

7 жыл бұрын

Is your name Hugh Mungus?

@mlgesuschrist5518

7 жыл бұрын

did you see that news story where this woman is claiming this guy groped her avatar in the HTC Vive thing fucking priceless

@alisongold9448

7 жыл бұрын

Kornelius Heydrich HUGH MUNGOUS WHAT

I literally see my life in your videos... Makes me laugh so much.

@robs1052

7 жыл бұрын

Mitar Zecevic Sad times

@jjc5475

7 жыл бұрын

me too man. it feels good to know that other people failed just as much as you have. well.. almost....

@fullercrane8548

7 жыл бұрын

Bunny I have a lucky rabbits foot in my pocket ;) wanna see it? ASL?

@licensedblockhead

6 жыл бұрын

*internal sobbing*

@OnkarPankanti_jr

6 жыл бұрын

same

Every relationship I've been in is because I made the first move. I've never been approached by a guy before. It makes me question a lot of stuff and I can see why guys can be insecure

@Vlad2005

3 жыл бұрын

it;s nice that you can see that, some girls don't ever realize.

Bro, I don't know how I stumbled on your videos but I've been binge watching them and showing my friends

Yo did he get a gf or something he sounds like he's in a real good mood today

@lolbrunopt

7 жыл бұрын

might have touched a woman's hand

@LordMoldyButt18

7 жыл бұрын

lolbrunopt *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

@KentYTsang

7 жыл бұрын

He's letting success go to his head Getting too close to his audience Setting up for fail, unless he punks up and rejects the Bet

@jdterrell

7 жыл бұрын

lolbrunopt wow, so he's basically married now gratz!

@robertj8062

7 жыл бұрын

Vyacheslav Semenko XD

even if i think a girl is flirting with me I'm too scared to do something off the cuff, and come across rude or creepy. Like telling her her glasses make her look like she's smart or mention that her socks match the color of her bed sheets

@romanogrant2469

7 жыл бұрын

Damn bruh lol

@MrPatrickbuit

7 жыл бұрын

"the socks match the color of her bed sheets" i can't breathe man

@memoo9539

7 жыл бұрын

shootatsquare bruh

@greenyoshi119

7 жыл бұрын

how do you know what color her bedsheets are lmao

@memoo9539

7 жыл бұрын

greenyoshi119 it's a meme you dip

After 17 years of my life.... I finally got a girl the other day. And I'm the most antisocial akward person I know, so everyone has a chance to do the same.

@khansterbeam95

4 жыл бұрын

Congratz dude 👏👏👏

@shubhshah4192

4 жыл бұрын

How did you break the ice?

@aleksandarobradovic8171

4 жыл бұрын

I am proud of you man, i have my first date on sunday, wish me good luck ...

@khansterbeam95

4 жыл бұрын

@@aleksandarobradovic8171 If you watched this video to prepare, you NEED the luck my man

@aleksandarobradovic8171

4 жыл бұрын

@@khansterbeam95 :^)

Rejection is just part of life and you might have to be a little bit courageous. Very well said, I take rejections so well that some girls who rejected me later ended up asking me out 😂

I'm 17 been aproached by 0 girls so far been aproached by 1 gay boy so far doing great, keep up the good work

@smartyben101

7 жыл бұрын

fkn lucky being approached by a gay guy is the highest compliment you can revieve

@lLpars

7 жыл бұрын

Sarcasticat how is that?

@DAX_BEATS

7 жыл бұрын

I'm 19 been approached by 0 girls so far been approached with the same fat gay guy 400 times and it still fucks with my brain I can't tell if he is actually interested or if he just needs his penis touched

@XtarShoter

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@smartyben101

7 жыл бұрын

If you are attractive to a guy its like you are the kind of guy a guy likes, which makes you a DOUBLE GUY

okay so step 1 buy a puppy.

@sodakid1919

7 жыл бұрын

Step 2: Doesn't matter you now have a puppy, you're done, you've won.

@CusomPCs

7 жыл бұрын

That's actually my game plan..

@MLDprodutions1

7 жыл бұрын

Mans best friend. Unconditional love.

@InsanityOtter983

7 жыл бұрын

beachballer And even if you still don't get any girls, at least you have a puppy

@ventingshow4995

7 жыл бұрын

May come with nagging bitch ;)

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

@drewsillytoo

4 жыл бұрын

Even though you're grandfather, Joseph, told you the power of the world like a medical student frantically trying to finish an exam before the last bell?

@grand-dadmiral

4 жыл бұрын

@@drewsillytoo I can't beat the shit outta you without getting closer.

@hk-ex4gw

3 жыл бұрын

@@grand-dadmiral Hoho! Then come as close as you like

These are great 😂 subtle details like the snapping make your videos great, keep it up!!

Me: "Titanic." Them: "What?" Me: "Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker." jk I would never think of this in a moment of awkward silence nor would I speak to them in general

@ActionGal

7 жыл бұрын

Larry "What?"

@Notorious1441

7 жыл бұрын

"Ahem.. I SAID 'SORRY, THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD ICE BREAKER.'"

@Pr00ch

7 жыл бұрын

"um okay?" *silence*

@naingaung2748

7 жыл бұрын

funny

@iSaintRichie23

7 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought of Hugh Mungus when the reply was "what?" haha "Titanic what?!"

a dude came up to me before at lunch and he saw I had Doritos and he was like "oh uh you have Doritos those are my favorite chips" and then went on about how much he liked Doritos

@shovel5526

7 жыл бұрын

*specifically cool ranch ;)*

@fuckingcockslurper

6 жыл бұрын

itshannahl0l you can...you can just do that? "Hello, oh I see you're wearing a shirt! Look! I'm wearing one too! I love shirts. My favorite shirt is a v neck with song lyrics on it. I wear shirts when I.....

@sewaraldahbb5105

5 жыл бұрын

itshannahl0l okay but you know what he really need so why to make it difficult??

@flam1ngicecream

5 жыл бұрын

He's trying his best

@muzicluvr01

5 жыл бұрын

i thought we were bonding...

Best one yet in my random (non-chronological) watching non-patern. (I've probably seen about 30 to 50 of your vids before ... found your channel when 'life casually explained as a video game' was trending virtual) This is the best so far (except for that first one) ... it's on point with truth bombs and solid advice while keeping it light and funny.

Ight boys here's my score board Compliments: 1 Number of times I've been asked out: 0 Number of times I've asked someone out: 3 Number of times those relationships ended up a train wreck and emotionally scaring me for months: 3 We're doing pretty good boys.

People really don't understand how rough engineering school is (it's college without the sex, with harder classes, and for Americans with even more student debt).

@Pattyobrien3

6 жыл бұрын

Though, on the plus side, it is easy to make friends by asking new people if they've ever held a woman's hand, and high-fiving them when they say no.

@pizza6969

6 жыл бұрын

Hey you should go to a Canadian school.

@jorgehonoresmorales2761

5 жыл бұрын

You nailed it

@tealuxe

5 жыл бұрын

lmao, I think I'm one of the few engineers students that got a hot girlfriend and banged her for one year in a round. I just talked to her, to be honest Idk how I did it. Before u feel jealous i'll just say she dumped me and now it's been almost 2 years without sex. I guess at least I'm not virgin anymore, so I don't have that weight over my shoulders no more :D. But yeah, engineers life is tough :c

@m12735

5 жыл бұрын

whew. So it's not just me..

What happened to Natalie Dormer? #BringBackNatalie

@SanvelloSerapiega

7 жыл бұрын

Caesar Belisarius He is to nervous to ask her out man

@HellKainK66

7 жыл бұрын

If he over uses it, she loses all power. Let her be a very special guest and you will appreciate her more.

@Narokkurai

7 жыл бұрын

She exploded.

@PatCatt

7 жыл бұрын

Caesar Belisarius You didn't catch the list, did you?

@hollth6770

7 жыл бұрын

She's still there. IF you look on the list there is Natalie Dormer.

I think one of my biggest problems is not really knowing the line between good flirting and awkward creepyness.

Getting put in the same group in school is the childhood equivalent of meeting your spouse at work

That's the thing, it almost like no one acknowledges how insecure a lot of guys are.

@Ironkhight

5 жыл бұрын

@@MFbaZz i usually think of that when i go to approach girls, works like a charm.

@noahdueck4039

5 жыл бұрын

Anal basher69 nothing makes me hornier than picturing a girl unload diarrhea

@elbuhdai605

4 жыл бұрын

@@MFbaZz Name checks out EDIT: His name was AnalBasher69

@DoGmAnGuY1758

4 жыл бұрын

People do it's just usually not in a very encouraging way.

@josefcech

4 жыл бұрын

@@MFbaZz ά rάήḏσm ςσmmέήτ τσ βσσṣτ (((Ÿøűťübę's))) άłĝσrΐτhm.

If a girl approaches me I just assume it's a joke/prank

@carti5195

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Trott that's so sad bit true😭💀

@squiddi1393

6 жыл бұрын

Possibly? I was eating with my friends at a place once when I spotted a group of girls, some of them were pretty hot. One of them randomly came up to me and started sitting on my lap, like what the fuck? I had no idea what to think of it, I asked if this was a dare or some stupid challenge. I've been approached by other girls before (and regret not taking chances with some of them), so I don't think I was being made fun of. Still not sure what the fuck happened that night.

@chri8680

6 жыл бұрын

Once i was drinking with some friends, and two girls told me how they once lost in a game and had to act like they fell for a guy (only texting, we were young af) for like 3 days. I imagined being that guy, and since then those girls and their whole "gang" is dead to me.

@thrivingroxy4790

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Trott me with boys

@theultimateprogrammer6932

6 жыл бұрын

Same

Hot girl: approaches me Me:Wait this is against the laws of physics what it's going on with the universe?

@lordkaos3676

4 жыл бұрын

real 😂😂😂

@omnom4462

3 жыл бұрын

Actually if at constant speed u are both inertial frames of reference, which makes both your systems physically equal. So if u can approach girl, then girl can approach you. Always happy to help

So I watched this in 8th grade and that ending comment about “what could’ve been” drove me to muster up my new pubescent courage to try to get my first girlfriend I’m and back to this video after my 7th rejection in 10th grade and now all I feel is empty laughter in those last few seconds👍🏽 I'm back in 12th grade after my 23rd rejection and now I have literally ascended. I have infinite confidence and never fear getting rejected whatsoever. I also have a strong drive to do the things I want to do in live. Guess God was really using them for character development Ermm well back again, finally got a GF. I was just going about my daily rizz and, crazily, one stuck. You wouldn't believe how flabbergasted I was as the relationship progressed without incident. Had a lot of firsts, but sadly her dad found out, he was a staunch Muslim and she a loyal daughter soooo relationship over. But after being in an actual relationship I realized that I had learned to love the chase. Humans are adaptable.

@cordova2593

2 жыл бұрын

Rough

@spk1121

Жыл бұрын

Hey, man, you have *way* more courage in HS than I ever did. For what it's worth, I admire your willingness to try. Best of luck! 👍

@DuckInGameStop

Жыл бұрын

hi fellow lonely 11th grader

3:02 I love how on the lay list he has "Your Mom" and a tick, little things like that make your videos so much fun even to rewatch months and years after you first saw them.

After she says yes. then what

@User-hz7gz

7 жыл бұрын

Proceed with the chloroform.

@EtherFox

7 жыл бұрын

Throw down some sick verses and/or dance moves. If you win the battle, she's yours. If you lose, you're hers.

@manictiger

7 жыл бұрын

+Moms spaghetti Not right away, though. Ensure there are no witnesses, first. Also, ensure your van is close by. Nothing worse than carrying a body half a mile.

@User-hz7gz

7 жыл бұрын

Or you could just hit her with the van...then the van would be very close away.

@Rislear

7 жыл бұрын

don't worry, that never happens

I really have to start utilizing my cute dog more. the only problem is he poops when he is happy

@doranrouthe9737

6 жыл бұрын

Mat c LOL!

@Extranomicon

6 жыл бұрын

this is the best comment ive ever seen

@MewtwosPie

6 жыл бұрын

I guess dogs really do reflect their owners

@samblack5313

6 жыл бұрын

Mat c That's a tough break.. When I was in year 8, I took my dog down the beach, he ran over to the group of hot year 10 girls from my school and dropped a massive shit in the centre of their towels, etc... He didn't break eye contact with me the whole time. 😂😂😂

@shaylempert9994

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

My rejection rate is well you can decide , 1st when i was thirteen she said i was too charming , 2nd she said i was just a friend , 3rd she said she's broken don't need a relationship for while ,( month after her fathers death i found out she's back agian with the same dude who broke her heart) 4th she said some shit trauma about her sister so no , Well im 22 now still single but living my life to fullest , Had some fucking headaches about being alone while quarantining but im aight

@Vlad2005

3 жыл бұрын

was this the same girl?

This is actually really motivating

This one was on the level of "Is She Into You?" Thanks for making my shitty day a bit better.

@ventingshow4995

7 жыл бұрын

Don't become another zombie walking down the road with a baby on your shoulder haha.

8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, AND I AM SINGLE. Edit- wow it's been almost one year and 432 likes!! Thanks a lot guys Btw I'm still single 😂

@JsTdubStep

7 жыл бұрын

There are more than 7 seas in out solar system m8, for example on Jupiter's moon europa and another one on Saturn's moon dione.

@lullabyhugs

7 жыл бұрын

JsT Music I bet you're fun at parties.

@Danielblco0

7 жыл бұрын

Why count planets and seas? 0 people live there

@NachdaDragon

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Blanco R aliens and mermaids

@rapchee

7 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Blanco R THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK BUT YOU GOTTA BE SMARTER THAN THEM

Man , your advices are very *helpful*

One of your best videos Casually Explained 😂👌