Cartman Gets Hooked On Monkey Fonics - SOUTH PARK
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Cartman's Mom gets Cartman a present to help him win this year's spelling bee. "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" comes with a live drumming monkey and learning tapes.
"Hooked on Monkey Fonics" S03
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INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Cartman is sitting at the dining room table finishing dinner
with his mom.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Look, Eric! Mommy got you a present!
CARTMAN
A present?! Is it a rocket racer?! No let
me guess! It's a Frog Man Dave Doll! No
wait, I know, it's a Police Power
Chopper!
CARTMAN'S MOM
No, I got you something that's going to
help you win the big spelling bee
tomorrow!
CARTMAN
Mom, I'm not gonna win the spelling bee.
I never do.
CARTMAN'S MOM
This year's gonna be different! Look!
She pulls out a large box which reads 'Hooked on Monkey
Phonics.'
CARTMAN'S MOM (cont'd)
I got you 'Hooked on Monkey Phonics'!
CARTMAN
What the hell is Hooked on monkey
phonics?
CARTMAN'S MOM
It's a new way to learn how to read and
spell. And it comes with everything you
need to help win that spelling bee!
She puts the box on the table and opens the lid. She pulls
out some audio cassettes, some books, a little drumset, and a
monkey.
MONKEY
Wagh!
CARTMAN'S MOM
It says we just put the cassette into a
tape player...
She puts one of the cassettes into a small cassette player
and presses play.
TAPE VOICE
Welcome to hooked on Monkey Phonics!
Level 1. I will read the sounds, and the
monkey will keep the beat. If your monkey
arrived in the box dead, call 800-555
4500 to get a new monkey. Ready? Let's
begin!
The monkey walks over to the drumset, sits down, and picks up
the drumsticks.
TAPE VOICE (cont'd)
(In rhythm)
The learning monkey is here to say, that
reading is easy and its okay!
Suddenly, the monkey starts drumming to the beat.
TAPE VOICE (cont'd)
Work with the monkey and you will learn,
to spell hard words like Morbid and Fern.
Start with card 1, ready begin-
Cartman's mom holds out one of the cards. It reads 'CH -
CHALK'
TAPE VOICE (cont'd)
C, H. CH. CHalk.
CARTMAN
Ch CH- CHALK.
TAPE VOICE
Good, card 2! T, H, TH THERE.
CARTMAN
T, H. TH- THere! Hey this is easy!! I'm
gonna win the spelling bee for sure,
mom!!
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3 жыл бұрын
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3 жыл бұрын
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3 жыл бұрын
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3 жыл бұрын
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@yuri082783
3 жыл бұрын
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The way Cartman keeps looking at the monkey is hilarious!! He has his doubts!!😂😂😂 🐒🐒🐒
@InfectedChris
3 жыл бұрын
Then later when it's just beating off
@cartoonz1902
3 жыл бұрын
😆😅🤣😂
@cartoonz1902
3 жыл бұрын
@@InfectedChris yup
@swillm3ister
3 жыл бұрын
It looks like they both have their doubts
@MEDEBERable
3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 can’t imagine South Park without cartman
The "WAH" at the 0:32 kills me! 😂😂😂
@RapFanatic4ever
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The monkey mean muggin Cartman at 1:12 for not singing along cracks me up
Is it just me, or did it seem off-putting when Cartman didn't flip out or do something horrific when his mom didn't get him a toy that he wanted?
@Firehot4321
3 жыл бұрын
Early season Cartman was more tame
@cavl894
3 жыл бұрын
Think he was curious about it
@lepsonical4763
3 жыл бұрын
He was too bewildered by it to be upset
@FriezaSucks
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, a monkey is pretty dope in itself, especially one that can play drums
@cjkcallum4459
3 жыл бұрын
Dream can I ask what the hell is your profile picture
I died when they said if your monkey is dead call customer service XD
@User_and_atmohd
Жыл бұрын
"hey timmy for your 4th year birthday i got you hooked on monkey fonics!" "WHY IS IS IT DEAD?!"
I love Liane's little dance at 1:00. She's adorable! ❤️
@erinjohnson6142
11 ай бұрын
Isn't she just?! No wonder many guys wanna have sex with her!
@erinjohnson6142
3 ай бұрын
She really is! I wanna give her a hug!
This is hands-down, my favorite episode out of the first 3 seasons. “Hooked on Monkey Fonics” is a great episode for Cartman, and Kyle fans. Definitely a must-watch. Fonics Monkey is hilarious! He also lead to my favorite Kenny death.
@isabelerhart9523
3 жыл бұрын
İ love this episode so much ❤️❤️
@flapjacko
3 жыл бұрын
“fonics monkey killed kenny!” “...you’re damn straight he did.”
@JMAR_GAMES
3 жыл бұрын
flapjack that’s my favorite part of the episode!
@gkm2928
3 жыл бұрын
@@JMAR_GAMES Mine too. Though I always find it really unsettling the way kenny gets murdered by the monkey
@BL-mf3jp
3 жыл бұрын
This, prehistoric ice man, the one where Shelly babysits Cartman, and spooky fish are the best episodes of the first three seasons.
Lol the way that monkey jumped out the box 😂
Hahaha the solo timing when cartman says he is going to win!! Epic
0:44 If your monkey arrived in the box dead, call...🤣
I love how enthusiastic his mum is about the monkey lol
I miss old South Park, episodes were so simpler then
@LexingtonDeville984
3 жыл бұрын
Tadhg Kearins It’s called evolution. It happens to us all. Had Trey and Matt stuck with the old style, we’d all complain about how they aren’t doing anything fresh.
@demonreacts7816
3 жыл бұрын
Lexington Deville84 is he fr askin to bring that old style back?
@Cortesevasive
3 жыл бұрын
@@LexingtonDeville984 haha ok simp
@splash_067
2 жыл бұрын
@@getscared14 hes a simpleton
@splash_067
2 жыл бұрын
@@LexingtonDeville984 evolved to be trash, thank god the post covid special was good tho.
When Cartman gets older, he learns how to spank his monkey. Bad Monkey !
1:00 I like how Liane vibes with the song
Stan: "Oh my god! Fonics Monkey killed Kenny!"
@toddpinkstonisgod
3 жыл бұрын
...you’re damn straight he did!
@goombatroopa5110
3 жыл бұрын
Brandon Fox You damn straight he did!
@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414
3 жыл бұрын
Kyle: “YOU BASTARDS!”
This is probably the funniest part of the entire series.
I’d love to get that learning aid, you know so I can get a monkey 😂😂😂
That was cute
@goombatroopa5110
3 жыл бұрын
Watch the Kyle parts of the episode.
Idk why but South Park's nostalgia is the equalivilent to every children's show you remember watching way back when. I wish it never ended.
@quranmccoy5884
3 жыл бұрын
South park is still going on
@dog2169
3 жыл бұрын
@@quranmccoy5884 it ended after season 23
@ecneicsPhD4554
Жыл бұрын
It ended after Randy got a farm and again after PC principal replaced Victoria.
The best payoff is when Phonics Monkey helps him during the spelling bee.
When the monkey jumps out and grabs the set ....sides ded...lmao....
0:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣
monkey : 🥁 🐒 cartman : 👁👁
Season 3 is one of the best ever. I miss these days!
The tape anticipated that Cartman wouldn't answer immediately...
Wish we gotten more of Rebecca (from this episode) in more future episodes after this.
Cartman’s mom sounds so different...
@isabelerhart9523
3 жыл бұрын
She had a different voice actor back than she sadly passed away 😭😭😭
@Christian23724
3 жыл бұрын
@@isabelerhart9523 She committed suicide from what I recall....damn
@MPHswayze
3 жыл бұрын
@@Christian23724 that's what he was alluding to, but you have zero tact and couldn't just let it be implied
@cracknigga
3 жыл бұрын
@@Christian23724 with a shotgun no less. god damn. depression is a hoe
@Christian23724
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyel ! You're right...November 10, 1999 was the air date of this episode, she shot herself November 11, 1999 - I only remember because I remember Trey Parker saying in a commentary she killed herself. I had no idea prior to hearing that commentary. Sad shit...
Cartman my favorite character in South Park.
I lose my shit every time that little guy starts playing.
I feel so old I was in high-school when this aired.
@MPHswayze
3 жыл бұрын
You're not Hank Hill. Hank Hill was an adult selling propane and propane accessories when this aired, and he has too much honor and sense of personal responsibility to lie about his age I tell ya hwhat. Don't besmirch his good name with your falsehoods, or I'm gonna kick your ass you hear me you jiblethead?
@TheJoeSwanon
3 жыл бұрын
How about the fact kids that watch this video now will have no idea what a cassette player is 🤬
@avery-san8692
3 жыл бұрын
I feel ya man. I was fifteen when the very first episode aired.
@Synathidy
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJoeSwanon They'll never know the joy of having the tape get snagged on something, pulled out of the cassette, and having to roll it back inside the cassette.
@oldpharaoh
3 жыл бұрын
@@Synathidy Born in 96 and still had that issue when I went through my dads mixtapes. Also getting mad at family who never rewinded VHS tapes after watching a movie.
This was always such a good episode
Cartman be like "monkey phonics yeaaaa"
Lmao the way the monkey jumped out of the box 😂
@BlandBandit
2 жыл бұрын
I never not laugh at that
@GoodGooseThingit
Жыл бұрын
@@BlandBandit makes sense
One of the best names of any episode of any show
Eric has got to be one of my favorite characters. I feel bad for him.
@tommy1283
3 жыл бұрын
Haha I don’t he’s a sociopath😂😂
@echotheworld8686
3 жыл бұрын
@@tommy1283 not his fault
@echotheworld8686
3 жыл бұрын
@Golden Knight if you actually watched the show it's the people around him putting it on his mind
I need one of these.....
0:23 He talked without moving his head.
@jesuschrist9627
3 жыл бұрын
What the hell is hooked monkey fonics
@032cyn45
7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
I love Eric's mother, I wash she was my mom !! 🥺🥺
@isabelerhart9523
3 жыл бұрын
She is pretty great
@Soy_boy-by8ez
3 жыл бұрын
@@isabelerhart9523 ikr? Her voice is do smooth too 😊 he's lucky ! If I was his place, I'd try my best to make her proud ! 😌
@isabelerhart9523
3 жыл бұрын
Alex Alison same 😁😁
@goombatroopa5110
3 жыл бұрын
Alex Alison If not for sharon marsh, she would probably be the best parent out of all 4 boys
@liamcraddock9539
5 ай бұрын
You'd want a single mother who gets ran through by douchebags and is on the cover of crack wh*re magazine? 😂
glad this episode is getting a clip posted its underrated as fuck
I was just watching this episode yesterday 🤣🤣🤣
I find 0:23 so funny for some reason
I still can't believe this channel is alive.
LOL so nice
Monkeys have brains too.
Hooked on monkey phonics worked for me!!!!!!
South Park 2020 is gunna be AWESOME!!!
@rosiemgt4408
3 жыл бұрын
IKR 😃😃😃
that is one cool-ass learning method
“I’ll put the cassette in the cassette player” The fact the I watched this original episode and knowing kids now will scratch their head watching that part makes me feel incredibly old 🤬
@blakedavis2447
3 жыл бұрын
Calm down grandpa cassettes aren’t that old
Never get bored to Rock beyond the soul
i really thought cartman was gonna do something bad, i didnt expect him to be so passive.
@Marko_184
Жыл бұрын
Not everyday your mum purchases you a drum playing mokey that helps you to spell. Is one of those situations that even somebody like cartman could be like "what the h is happening?"
케니 사랑해ㅠㅜㅜㅜ동글이들 너무 귀여워🙆♀️❤
The way he said "WTH is monkey phonics" 😂
Classic 😂
They just keep a monkey in a box like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:13 Monkey: bruh...
This episode was sooooo fucking hilarous
Omg old southpark
When is the new season dropping?
@zennar1537
3 жыл бұрын
peacockk That would be nice.
Hooked on monkey fonics also helped me spell.
...What the hell is hooked on monkey phonics? 😂
I hated spelling bee stuff at school lmao
This ep introduced me to dio
Rebecca Custwald was based on the 1997 Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee winner Rebecca Sealtfon, who always put her hands over her mouth between saying each letter. Both of the Rebeccas were homeschooled.
those were such innocent times. the 'before' time...
I called the dead monkey number and it sent me to a hospital. Yiiiiikes
That monkey is kewl
I just want a fonics monkey set just for the monkey
first episode of south park i watched
I’m going to win the spelling bee for sure mom!
If your monkey arrived in the box dead
spelling 🐝
I want the monkey now hes so adorable
You used to be able to mail order live monkey's through the mail late 50's mid 60's.. no joke, look it up.lol
I lowkey want hooked on monkey fonics
That monkeys a mini Keith moon
good learning method
Hahaha 😹
Classic
That monkey is a good teacher
I see South Park, I instantly click to watch..
Someone call the dead number and see what happens 😂
We need another seasoning
0:23 dat face
Hahaha
I want a phonics monke
Monkeyz better go eat bananas.
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Hola noce si hay alguien que habla en español pero estos son episodios nuevos osea del 2020?
I wish it was real
What else happens to the monkey-ohhh it kills Kenny
Do maaaacaaaaacooooooooooooooooooooo
When cartman sounded like cartman
Cartman's mom is so cute
Lol
We need South Park more than ever. With this year being a fucking disaster in America, the newest season would be the best yet.
unlike most drummers out there... this monkey can keep the beat.
😆😅🤣😂
🐒 🥁
The first time i wstched this episode i was high as balls and lost my shit for like 15 minutes cause of the way cartman says "what the hell is hooked on monkey fonics?"