As the saying went in the german army: At a crossroads. Driver to commander - "Any traffic?" Commander - "A car from the left, nothing from the right as well..."

@v3nom4k55

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it maybe I'm just stupid can someone explain it pls

@Sleeping_Insomiac

5 жыл бұрын

@@v3nom4k55 It just means that it makes no difference to the tank if there is a car in its way or not.

@LocoMe4u

5 жыл бұрын

ROFL you sir, deserve the "underrated comment of the video" badge.

@origamiscienceguy6658

4 жыл бұрын

@@v3nom4k55 He says "nothing from the right as well" which implies that the earlier statement "a car from the left" is nothing. Ultimately, the humor comes from the absurdity of asking "any traffic" if traffic is altogether meaningless.

@AlexxxGrrr

3 жыл бұрын

You lie, humor is illegal in Germany

But in war thunder a wooden fence stops you, or takes 10kmh away from your speed

@Electronick7714

5 жыл бұрын

I hate that shit

@DonOmarRamiro

5 жыл бұрын

A single tree. hahaha

@Ian-wn4gm

5 жыл бұрын

Takes off a bit more than 10kmh lmao

@eliaslundstedt5607

5 жыл бұрын

A brick wall blew my locust to bits at 60 kmh

@zachthehedgehog97

5 жыл бұрын

And tall grass stops your heatfs.

I need a tank.

@bestamerica

5 жыл бұрын

Alan Kreider I need a tank. ' hi A K... want that tank... try play fun use a R/C model tank from the local hobby store or online

@cw9059

5 жыл бұрын

You can buy a very used Chieftain for about 65,000

@PeterPuncher

5 жыл бұрын

Attempt to make one

@thenasiudk1337

5 жыл бұрын

So I will no longer stuck in the traffic jam

@CNTRION

5 жыл бұрын

I need a Panther or Tiger even a Maus

driver of a truck, "hey did we hit a pothole?....no, just a volvo"

@TheDrowningDino

3 жыл бұрын

That is quite funny tbh

Officer: "What have You been doing at the range?!?" Soldier: "Ah... training, sir?"

@Korschtal

3 жыл бұрын

"And where's my staff car?"

@327h7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Korschtal It was parked next to the General’s wife’s car ! 😫🤬😱.......🥶

@QualityPen

3 жыл бұрын

They were practicing attacks against ISIS mobile infantry, which uses shitmobiles as their primary mode of transport.

Ultimate disrespect, not getting shot by a tank, but be overrun...you're not worthy of a round.

@eggordonxd

3 жыл бұрын

This hurts badly than the tank round

@butwait

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is, a tank round is rather pricey. this cost a buck in fuel

1:05 Sir, what is that?! Nothing, just a tiny speedbump we ran over

@billa9034

5 жыл бұрын

I shit my pants laughing

@MrFujin

5 жыл бұрын

You got hitman sniper on your profile.

@JVLdesign

5 жыл бұрын

Lololol

@rxonmymind8362

5 жыл бұрын

Then they ran over again and again and again and one more time. Must be Deadpool in there and they wanted to be SURE they "killed" him.

@LocoMe4u

5 жыл бұрын

Notice how the back of the tank doesn't even lift like the front? XD

I thought porn wasnt allowed on KZread. I really liked it when it wrecked the PT Cruiser.

@bongothaplant4730

5 жыл бұрын

It also pleased my heart to see that terrible car get what it deserves

@thebakedtoast

5 жыл бұрын

@@bongothaplant4730 but I love that car

@billwilliams1353

5 жыл бұрын

Nikurasu my thoughts exactly FUCK Chrysler

@hermanman8235

5 жыл бұрын

For me one of the ugliest car I have ever seen.i rather go get a box econo with 3 speed gear

@sjonnieplayfull5859

5 жыл бұрын

That's me when i spot a moonbeam in GTA 3. No matter what mission im doing, no matter how much cops on my tail, no matter if i got a vip with me of may not take damage: whenever i spot a moonbeam i drive over it

l feel slightly guilty that as a 63 yr old American grandma I laughed out loud each time this beast of a tank flew over an entire car and folded it like origami paper. The slo-mo was delightful, the stoicism of the two guys sitting on top not even flinching at impact was fabulous, and the personality of the tank seemed almost cheerful as if it were saying, "Wheeeeee!" with each compliant pass. * Please add more slow motion but with musical accompaniment. * I don't know why this made me so happy. : )

@VashtheStampede007

3 жыл бұрын

Still a girl on the inside 😂

"Tank beats jackal!" "Tank beats ghost!" "Tank beats hunter!" "Tank beats *everything* !"

@3vReanimated

3 жыл бұрын

"Man I could do this all day!"

@psychiatry-is-eugenics

3 жыл бұрын

Except a cheap drone

@3vReanimated

3 жыл бұрын

@@psychiatry-is-eugenics Its a halo 3 reference lol...

@aaroncheeseman9652

3 жыл бұрын

I love halo

@GOAT_GOATERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Except the train in GTA 5

What car? haha That PT cruiser deserverd it for being a PT cruiser. aha

@rsoul7282

5 жыл бұрын

Very true.

@Howdy762

5 жыл бұрын

I hote those things. Every time i see one theyre always going under the peed limit or just slow as hell.

@Aetius_of_Astora

5 жыл бұрын

@@Howdy762 They can't go faster or they'll fall apart

@panishirovim2888

5 жыл бұрын

True, in Hollywood they'd go nuclear! Lol!

@ericdaniel3643

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, them cars are junk.

Its really incredible how fast tanks are these days and still able to pack a huge punch.

@premiercconstruction

6 жыл бұрын

Keey_ they are superior in every way. Heavier, larger, stronger, faster, deadlier.

@Northernliiights

5 жыл бұрын

@@premiercconstruction Compared to what ?

@JAnx01

5 жыл бұрын

These days? The tank is 40 years old. I know it's still capable on a modern battlefield, but I wouldn't imply it's the latest&greatest.

@_K.A.R.

5 жыл бұрын

@@JAnx01 Leopard 2 is more like a base unit upgraded over time^^ Just like the MG3, I shot a two times modified model with build date 1948 in 2006 and it was still incredible ;)

@volcelraptor3983

5 жыл бұрын

@@Northernliiights Older tanks, obviously.

Remember how SUVs took over? A few years back people worked out that SUVs were safer in an accident. So they decided to drive SUVs. Of course as the road fills up with SUVs the remaining drivers of non SUVs are pretty much forced to change over - who wants to be in a regular car in a collision with an SUV? Your kids would be pulped. So what we need to do is legalise armoured vehicles on the road. So all the SUV users would change over into BMP-1s or Bradleys. Then we need to legalise tanks with active collision avoidance mechanisms - basically a turreted smoothbore 120mm cannon that takes out an armoured vehicle before it collides. Of course at that point all the armoured fighting vehicle drivers would be forced to upgrade to a full tank with a turreted weapon. The next stage is to say "Hey. you're spending a fortune on APFSDS rounds for your active protection system because you're killing more tanks a week than Michael Wittmann. Why not just drive your tank to a neighbouring country where they're all still driving cars? That way you only need much cheaper anti personnel rounds. And while you're at it please enslave the locals and make them build more tanks"

@convex7456

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Thornhill legal to drive armored vehiles where i live already. But i like your attitude. Well anything that diesnt have a cannon. Then u need a permit

@user-qf6yt3id3w

6 жыл бұрын

Requiring permits for 120mm autoloader cannons is an unconstitutional limit on the 2nd Amendment. And maybe the Equal Protection Clause too, come to think of it.

@SparkySlow

5 жыл бұрын

Right

@Iberny3

5 жыл бұрын

I then would upgrade to riding the natural majestic apache attack helicopter.

@kodacv1612

5 жыл бұрын

Absolute madman

Der Klang von 65 Tonnen Steuergelder! Hat sich gelohnt.

@alexanderteichrib9525

3 жыл бұрын

Die wiegen ernsthaft 65 Tonnen?

@alexanderteichrib9525

3 жыл бұрын

Hab grad geschaut, kampfgewicht beträgt 55 tonnen

@saranyoo4098

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderteichrib9525 Dann eben 55 Tonnen. Die unterschiedlichen Versionen wiegen immer mal anders, das kann ich mir nicht so merken.

@alexanderteichrib9525

3 жыл бұрын

@@saranyoo4098 ich werf dir auch nichts vor ich hätte nur nicht gedacht dass die Dinger soo schwer sind

@little_lord_tam

3 жыл бұрын

Und 120 mm Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit

tank wins 5 star rating for safety!!!

@BGoodsJohnny

5 жыл бұрын

Cars got 0.. what a shame.

@nick76dune

5 жыл бұрын

@@BGoodsJohnny lets get the government involved and makes cars safe against tanks again

@BGoodsJohnny

5 жыл бұрын

@@nick76dune haha

@marykatherinepmmjlpsheimbe1312

5 жыл бұрын

Hi, Nice. I am plagiarizing you. I love your comment. LOVE, (a special kind)

@thenasiudk1337

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

in War Thunder you cant even reach the Full Speed xD

@Hoplasa

5 жыл бұрын

never mind the fact that running over a car makes your 40-60 tons tank fly xd

@user-do5zk6jh1k

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hoplasa Plus get detracked and have the driver die.

@Tonyx.yt.

5 жыл бұрын

You can but on hard ground like roads not on earth or grass

A car runs over a badger: Considerable emotional event for the passengers A tank runs over a car:

1:02 just got absolutely obliterated.

@jayuppercase3398

3 жыл бұрын

Still drove it home

@taloob493

3 жыл бұрын

In a matter of seconds the car simply ceased to exist

@Nitroboost245

3 жыл бұрын

Nahhh, that'll buff out! ...in a year maybe...

Nothing that couldn't be re-done with a little WD 40.

@hakaen2119

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Vogel tape bro, just use tape

@cap2c484

5 жыл бұрын

I think you might also need a little JB Weld for that last one.

@Vypren

5 жыл бұрын

That’ll buff out

@Reblwitoutacause

3 жыл бұрын

And some toothpaste for the headlights

@saghwteam

2 жыл бұрын

You'd probably need a gallon of WD for that

"I'm gonna make this car disappear." **WHAM** "TA-DAAAAAH! It's...it's gone."

Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer: "Where the hell is my car? I'm sure I parked it around here somewhere." Soldier: "Huhuhuh..."

@sergeantsalty1236

3 жыл бұрын

Schöner Gedanke 😀

@33482

3 жыл бұрын

Panzerkommandant: Verdammt Hans... zu früh drübergefahren, sie saß noch nicht drin...

when they run over a car (or similar obstacle), they turn the turret off to the side in case there is an IED. this is to protect the barrel of the main weapon from any potential damage.

in russia you would still see this car on the highway

@autumnwest3687

2 жыл бұрын

Wow I just looked up the Russian tank that ran over a Ukrainian's car.... this comment is now very awkward

@jdoconnor8883

2 жыл бұрын

This aged very well..

@autumnwest3687

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdoconnor8883 like a fine wine

And for my next trick, I will make this car disappear!

See yall again in a couple years when youtube recommends this again.

Car Owner: "This huge tank came out of nowhere and smashed me auto to bits" Insurance agent: "Sorry, your policy doesn't cover damage incurred in a war zone"

I guess he has no problems finding space to park...

@lilcuteli5843

3 жыл бұрын

He creates his own park

@youngchild9294

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilcuteli5843 could probably just drive through a house if he wanted too

That is Extremely satisfying. Note to self; don't park in front of tank

I can't think of a single better use for a PT Cruiser.

@twoeightythreez

5 жыл бұрын

Artificial reef

@1spunkymonkey2

4 жыл бұрын

@@twoeightythreez The fish would die of embarrassment to be even near that excuse for a car.

It's hard to appreciate how massive those things are if you haven't stood next to them in real life. I remember once aboard Camp Pendleton California I actually felt and M1A1 (ya I'm old) on the other side of a hill shaking the ground before I could hear it.

Tank driver : “you want me to do what? ALL RIGHT, IM IN!!!”

The Craigslist ad for the BMW "Only one minor accident."

"Hey Klaus, did you feel anyzing?" It vas just a speed bump.

@NormanTheDormantDoormat

3 жыл бұрын

Panzerfahrer Klaus instead of Staplerfahrer Klaus?

When you're really hungry and you want to proceed to the drive thru window...

@Nitroboost245

3 жыл бұрын

Where's the Hummer Marauder when you need it?!

Tanks for this awesome video!

In Germany THIS is called "Abwrackprämie" ^^

@saranyoo4098

3 жыл бұрын

Wollen Sie noch einen schönen SUV kaufen?

@hatty099

3 жыл бұрын

Its in Austria btw

0:25 sir i think we hit something

He Protecc He Attacc But Most Importantly the car went "wacc"

Took a moment to realize that the tracks bite into the car and hold it in place and force it under the tank. If it was a regular wheeled vehicle like a heavy truck instead of a tank the car would be thrown clear on impact. Definitely more entertaining to watch than those "tank drives slowly over car" videos!

@d.f.9140

5 жыл бұрын

Mick Annical yeah when u look close u can see the benz beginning to roll and get thrown. how satisfying

This is a very important scientific study...

They tried this with a Volvo once. The resulting video was never released, out of respect for the families of the dead tank crew.

@simon6157

5 жыл бұрын

U mean a Mercedes

@kellypenrod2979

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, right have ANOTHER drink there dopey.

@lpg12338

5 жыл бұрын

@svtirefire LOL!!! 👍

@svtirefire

5 жыл бұрын

@lpg12338 at least one person got the joke!

@1spunkymonkey2

4 жыл бұрын

Same with the Lada and Crown Vic. Indestructible to simply put it

Body shop: "it'll buff right out" ...oh lawd, a tank is close but not really inconvenienced by a car in the way.

Just as I watched it collide, I heard the fortnite bus horn from my brothers room. Brilliant.

@IC3XR

5 жыл бұрын

Actually I think fortnite is trash

@IC3XR

5 жыл бұрын

I play with my dick

@justsomeflagwithinternetac9383

4 жыл бұрын

@@IC3XR Noice XD

I assume in cars sold in the USA there is some warning like "Sitting in the car while being run over by a tank is not recommended"?

@bautistahernandezfernandoa85

3 жыл бұрын

And in Germany

this should be declared "oddly satisfying" ... :)

Cars where definitely harmed in the making of the video

Nice to see that an automobile is not of any concern regarding these tanks in an urban battleground.

Best looking PT Cruiser ever...

These cars no longer qualify for the "Cash For Clunkers" program at your nearest automobile dealer.

“I’m in the car demolition business...”

And this, ladies, is called German Bowling.

Dunno why ive never looked up "tank running into stuff at top speed" before, but im glad i did it

Yes but can it beat a GTA VC palm tree in a 1v1?

*when the US army finds out cars have oil*

@6421rich

5 жыл бұрын

They found muslims inside, you're welcome

@connorwills5081

5 жыл бұрын

@@6421rich *MUSLIMS HAVE OIL*

@6421rich

5 жыл бұрын

The US army doesn't go after oil, FOOL

@cryptic3675

3 жыл бұрын

@@6421rich ooh... you're right! Their government makes them go after some other substance... I forgot it's name... It's greasy, black, we use it for nearly everything we're doing ... How could it be called... It's also bad if it leaks into the water... Oh wait, it's oil! Definitely oil!

Idk if this is the most efficent way to dispose cars, but it's the coolest for sure

Thoroughly enjoyed that.

1:04 Son: mom, there’s a tank! Mom: A tank? Tank:

@bautistahernandezfernandoa85

3 жыл бұрын

Dark

Nice to see a pt cruiser culled

"In the future we will have flying cars" Give Hans enough run up room with a Leopard and maybe your wish will be fulfilled.

TankQ for squashing the PT cruiser. I have worked on car's for 47yrs and the PT cruiser is probably the most hated not only the by the owner's but by auto mechanics everywhere. TankQ once again. DRC. ;)

@1:04 The tank literally ran over a car And picked up speed lol

holy shit, the car just vaporizes its just a speed bump to the tank

@hindugoat2302

5 жыл бұрын

@@GrounDLifteR what if there was a big explosion or high caliber gun impact on the outside, is that deafening? or no problem?

solder: sir, there is a car in our way! *SPLAT!* sergent: what car?

“HANS, ZAT VAS MY VRICKEN CAR!” “I guess ya gotta drive the Leopard 2A4 home, Kurtz.”

I could get to work on time every day if I had one of those, no more traffic jams!

"Dad?!" "What?" "Ta...!"

Nothing brings me more joy than seeing a pt cruiser get smashed beyond recognition.

The thumbnail is like Commander: Go straight at full speed! Driver: yes si.. Uh sir there's a car on our path ahead Commander: what? No no there's none, look away!

Note to self: If car has stalled & tank is coming, get the hell out!

@ShanesAutos

4 жыл бұрын

ogenmatic usually a good idea well unless you got a Volvo maybe then you will stand a chance......maybe

This would greatly help with traffic. I need me a tank

Dammit Dale! You hit the curb!

Those cars make a better sound than crunching down a whole bag of Lays Potato Chips.

*That's alot of damage. ....*

Nice to see a German tank in action

@Jacob_Crowthorne

5 жыл бұрын

It's Austrian...

@_K.A.R.

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jacob_Crowthorne but the Leopard 2 is a German Tank, when a German soldier carry a M16 it is still an American weapon and not German one.

Much better than all those hydraulic press videos!

Didn't even think twice about it. A nice and clean run over.

0:55 thats a pt looser i guess ?😂

@oldbird4649

5 жыл бұрын

It's a PT loser (one o) you analphabetic moron.

and did $50 of improvements to the PT Cruiser.

0:44 ...still better condition than my Hyundai

"Hans, did we run into something on the road?" "No, sir, it was a speed bump."

No 2A5?

Okay. Who's going to clean that shit up?

@petrameyer1121

5 жыл бұрын

The Americans. "the precision driving course, operated by U.S. Soldiers".

And after the tests were over it took a half an hour before the soldiers were able to get out of the tank because they had to wait for their boners to relax. Awesome. That's why they call them TANKS.

her: go easy, i haven't done it in months. me: 1:04

1:03 when ur gf sends u that "home alone" text... :))

@Nachtschicht1

3 жыл бұрын

Made my day :D Here's the fitting song to your comment: kzread.info/dash/bejne/jJeNsrKKctK-is4.html

There must be an easier way to sort out this parking dispute.

Captain: di- di- did we not something? Driver: just a speed bump I think

I once saw UNSC infinity doing the same thing to a Covenant cruiser.

Why do I hear the german national anthem

Yeah sure it can destroy those shitty cars! But can it destroy a toyota land cruiser? Ps. Top gear reference if you dont get it you need to watch more top gear.

@thatcommunistguy7720

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god

@kellypenrod2979

5 жыл бұрын

What is top gear?

@thatcommunistguy7720

5 жыл бұрын

Kelly Penrod search it up,real cool bois

@assarstromblad3280

5 жыл бұрын

@@kellypenrod2979 yup. And watch the toyota land cruiser episode lol they drop it from a house and it still works

@kellypenrod2979

5 жыл бұрын

@@assarstromblad3280 Hey man , I found Top gear! your right that's some funny stuff dropping that Toyota! thanks for pointing me to it!

0:56 I’ve wanted someone to do that to that car for so long, thank you

Now, that is a satisfying crunch.

Killing machines... period. Blood, pain beyond belief, unimaginable sorrow. War is hell.

@DonOmarRamiro

5 жыл бұрын

We know. That why we are here.

@ravenid6356

5 жыл бұрын

you can say what you want...but you can't deny that tanks are sexy

@legogenius1667

5 жыл бұрын

Tanks like this prevent war by being so good at it.

Donald Trump trying to use the Presidential Limousine to barricade himself into the white house>

@aceanonymous3647

3 жыл бұрын

Biden trying to use an ice cream truck to ram it lol

@aceanonymous3647

3 жыл бұрын

Biden sucks trump 2020

When you're very quiet, you can hear the commander of the tank scream wuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The most fun you can have with a PT.

Asked the wife to get me a tank for Christmas....she better pull through.

Tank you

3 tanks during a night drill: 1st (leading) "watch out, there is a bump on the road" 2nd " Oh well, it wasn't really anything" 3rd "What bump?" The next day Unit commander: "WHO wrecked my car???"

Wrecking ball on wheels. That was incredibly satisfying