Captured by the British ASMR (You're a Patriot)
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ASMR Patriot! You have been captured by a sadistic redcoat colonel. He will try to use his mediocre English charm and primitive torture techniques to turn you against your allies in the American Revolutionary force and pledge you allegiance to the crown. Will you be able to escape? Or will you just end up saying 'God save the King'?
This historical ASMR is set during the American War for Independence, and although quite tongue in cheek, still contains fairly mature subject matter, as well as lots of basic ASMR tingles; including, glove sounds, leather sounds, fabric sounds, grinding sounds, tapping sounds, and more. It also opens with some up close writing sounds, some bizarre personal attention in the middle, and a flintlock loading scene. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.
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*getting choked out* Jim: "Say, 'God save the king!'" Me: "God... save... Elvis..."
@tempest206
3 жыл бұрын
"GOD......SAVE.......MY ASS"
@lordcrusaderviviusseptimi8196
3 жыл бұрын
God...save... *ME RAIDING EVERY MAJOR BRITISH PORT IN THE BRITISH MAINLAND*
@potatomanboooi3105
3 жыл бұрын
"god...i...have...the death note"
@ShiningAndStarstruck
3 жыл бұрын
"god...save...this sponsor from RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"
@JeanLucCaptain
3 жыл бұрын
how about Godzilla??
"you're not gonna talk?" the mute captive who's been trying to sign through his shackles ... (except aggrivated)
Powder wigs weren't so much a tradition as it was more a necessity. They prevented lice, which was a pain to get rid of. Hence the term nitpicking. Why nitpick when you could just boil your wig. Also the powder was scented which helped obviously with hygiene. This is all ignoring syphilis epidemic which effected nobility just as much. Which trickled down through culture. It became a status symbol trendy thing. Hence the term big wig. Cause those costed a lot more shillings.
@sirus976
3 жыл бұрын
Actually no. Was more of a status of rank and more social standing. As if that was the case Officers would wear them on campaign yet they didn't.
@SomeRoofKorean
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 It was all of the above, trend, status, political reasons, hygiene, etc.
@mysryuza
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 “Actually no, but yes”
@sirus976
3 жыл бұрын
@@mysryuza exactly
@sarcastic4982
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 it soonly became that because most lower class/middle class couldn't afford wigs. so if you had the thousands of cash for it you were seen as wealthy. which is why founding fathers didn't wear actual wigs, but rather added the powder to their bare hair because of the lice prevention and hierarchy
I do like how you're not assuming anything about who you've captured...makes it easy for the listener to make up their own scenario. And the uniform suits you well.
@JeanLucCaptain
3 жыл бұрын
to be fair it's kinda hard to look bad in such a spectacular outfit.
@lordexmouth1217
3 жыл бұрын
The "uniform" is utterly ridiculous
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
@@JeanLucCaptain It’s not spectacular, it’s hilarious! Hysterical! Ridiculous!
@sirus976
3 жыл бұрын
@@JeanLucCaptain Oh no its bad. I feel like I am gonna die of laughter at the fact they call that uniform one of a Colonel.
@neddlm12a1
2 жыл бұрын
@@kinggeorgeiii7515 mmmm
Colonel: “Who sent you?” Me: “Brandon F did it please don’t hurt me”
@dentsidemechanic1238
3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see im not the only one lol
@dabtican4953
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sariekitchen
3 жыл бұрын
There's going to be a whole army of Brandon's spies here soon.
@starred1096
2 жыл бұрын
This video is pretty hilarious to watch, I'm glad Brandon F showed us this.
@maximmatusevich3971
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly F Brandon F. He said some stupid liberal crap about ww2 reenactments so i lost respect for him.
British Colonel: “Say ‘God save the King.’” Me: “God save the Queen.” That’s close enough, right?
@wanderingkernel5002
3 жыл бұрын
Just say "God save the Monarch", and that'll just encompass everyone!
@dylanchouinard6141
3 жыл бұрын
I think that might blow your cover if you were a time traveler
@user-ii2jo4nh4j
3 жыл бұрын
@@wanderingkernel5002 sounds terrible though lol
@_0_restart_0_
3 жыл бұрын
That's a massive spoiler alert
@Dreamer.Queen.
3 жыл бұрын
_"God save the Queen"_ *"I said King"* _"Suck my ass"_
When are you going to do Amadeus and somehow duplicate his laugh in asmr style?
@dragondaddykushala7133
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god I can only imagine
@clintbeastwood5116
3 жыл бұрын
Rock me Amadeus.
@mischiefmanaged444
3 жыл бұрын
If anyone can do it, Jim can!
@TirarADeguello
3 жыл бұрын
@@dragondaddykushala7133 see, I got you thinking about it. The most NOT asmr sound ever uttered on screen, LOL. Can he do it?
@spencerfrankclayton4348
3 жыл бұрын
It'd be a whisper-laugh.
Can't wait for part two; "Rotting on the HMS Jersey in New York Harbor ASMR (You're still a Patriot)"
@phoebemurtagh3059
Жыл бұрын
Please no. 😅
@BabyGreenToe
Жыл бұрын
And then part 3 “The White House Makeover”
Dude found a way to weaponize being British
@podomuss
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they found that out a few hundred years ago…
@cpp3221
Жыл бұрын
@@podomuss as a french I can confirm this is true
@PottedPanda
11 ай бұрын
Ever heard of South Africa? It’s been done
@anotparticularlynotableguy
4 ай бұрын
You think he's the first?
@Kanens-bs5xp
15 күн бұрын
Blud we been doing that
Jim reminds me of Gary Oldman. He's a chameleon actor who becomes his roles.
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
Gary Oldman, you mean 😁
@chrism3562
3 жыл бұрын
@@cathyskywalker77 D'oh. Yep. Commenting while sleepy lol.
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrism3562 It's okay....or as Alfred Pennyworth (Gotham version ) would say ticky boo..lol
@Levitator94
3 жыл бұрын
I think he looks a lot like him too
@dontkillpandas
3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard the term chameleon actor before. I've only heard method actor. Or is there a difference between the two?
This hits different when you’re Australian.
@vertono6084
3 жыл бұрын
Legit the only good comment.
@JasonX00
3 жыл бұрын
It definitely does.
@croakmcgloak3568
3 жыл бұрын
Hate Australia
@juliaboon9741
3 жыл бұрын
@@croakmcgloak3568 k
@leocioffi7032
3 жыл бұрын
Why? I don't know, cause i'm italian
“Oi you got a license to be do that there asmr” -some British police officer
@pbvibes6789
3 жыл бұрын
(whispering)Well well well, what's all this then
@GGray1
3 жыл бұрын
loicence*
I’ve never felt more patriotic without the guilt of it being for the wrong reason. Felt refreshing
@teiloturner2760
3 жыл бұрын
? Patriotism to slavery and to genocide 😃👍
@AutoSearPin
3 жыл бұрын
@@teiloturner2760 sure, I love all of those things.
@anotparticularlynotableguy
4 ай бұрын
@@AutoSearPin based
Him: * trying to get information * Me: * recites No More Kings from Schoolhouse Rock *
@mischiefmanaged444
3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@sistersamich2075
3 жыл бұрын
It’s like using an apple to keep a doctor away!
@invisigoth510
3 жыл бұрын
@Changed my Name Get your powder & get your gun. Report to General Washington, there’s not a moment to lose
I finally realized what this reminded me of, it's in the Pirates of the Caribbean when they're like: "That's gotta be the best pirate that I've ever seen." "So it would seem."
@landonspence5559
3 жыл бұрын
Omg yesss Just one question "Where's the bloody rum"
@theatrekidwithinternetacce704
3 жыл бұрын
Commordore Norrington? I'd love that.
@MultiPhoenix06
3 жыл бұрын
@@landonspence5559 why is the rum always gone?
@landonspence5559
3 жыл бұрын
@@MultiPhoenix06 Because he's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
@captainjacksparrow200
2 жыл бұрын
@@landonspence5559 Thank you for adding a captain in there, mate. You won’t believe the amount of people who don’t.
“Say god save the king” “No” “P E R I S H”
Him: Say "God save the King" Me: "Боже Царя храни!!!"
@21fandoms17
3 жыл бұрын
Да! 😃
@schnitzelberry
3 жыл бұрын
I completely agree
@eleonoraf7817
3 жыл бұрын
?
@bobbyj9173
2 жыл бұрын
@@eleonoraf7817 kill these traitors at once
@airwine
2 жыл бұрын
thé bolsheviks will get y’all
I dont know if this guy wrote the dialogue on his own, but I feel like watching a tarantino's movie everytime I watch his ASMR. Its so satisfying especially with the British accent. Also, I feel like bad guy role is like extra satisfaction added.
@eleonoraf7817
3 жыл бұрын
Gives me Hans Landa vibes
@SuperGuitarboyz
3 жыл бұрын
@@eleonoraf7817 yeah, exactlly
@chookinathunderstorm3446
Жыл бұрын
Jim has said that he does improvised speech and actions on the spot and off the cuff. Then feels that he becomes the character rather than him playing a character. It's his own spontaneous, as he calls it " chaos ". method. This seems to me why his work turns out to be so inspired. Even with accidentally dropped objects and unexpected drop in visits to the sets from a pet cat or two he just mixes it in and carries on streaming his capability.
@YourNeighborhoodJackass1917
Жыл бұрын
What tf is wrong with people…
@Simplethoughtsfromabasedlady
Жыл бұрын
@@chookinathunderstorm3446😮
You’re net an educated colonel? Try Rodericks finishing school when you return home.
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
Great idea!!!
@kristinscotbarryjames
3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Priceless comment 🙂
POV: You are Benedict Arnold. Kinda.
OUTSTANDING. Set, props, costume, plot, monologue, mannerisms, special effects... your attention to detail is phenomenal, and I can only imagine the volume of hours of work you put into this. The tenuous line between comforting and menacing really made this electric. Your immersion into your characters is hypnotic to watch. LOVE your work.
@GlareanLiebertine
3 жыл бұрын
I uhhh, think you oughta take a look see at Brandon F's video on this.
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
Costume? Props? Plot? Nice one! Laughed harder than the previous comment stating something similar!
@theaman42069
2 жыл бұрын
Costumes and Props are horrible, but the dialogue is somewhat decent, at times.
@_Pagan
2 жыл бұрын
@@GlareanLiebertine Its just copium
@mollusckscramp4124
Жыл бұрын
How fantastic was the close up shot of going through the full, realistic process of loading a colonial revolver? Outstanding indeed💞
I think I've commented before about how you would do such an amazing Black Jack Randall from the show Outlander, and this just confirms it for me! This character is so close to Randall.
@withtrees
3 жыл бұрын
I have paused season 4 of Outlander to watch this video. xD Seems appropriate
@marillmusik
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god-STOP!! I don't think I could take such amazingness!! 😱
@hiraethsolo_ASMR
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this the second it popped up and insta got PTSD at the thought, in a good way? Like...BJR is so so...complex in a way that just makes you hate the guy, Tobias is an amazing actor and I totally believe Jim is easily up there with him. You don't see Jim, you see his characters.
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@hiraethsolo_ASMR Agree!
@marystone6470
3 жыл бұрын
It's a downmarket, low-rent rip off of Black Jack Randall.
I'm being held captive by a handsome Englishman in uniform, ohhhh nooooo...... How terrible...... 🤭
@NoodlesDoodles
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I feel that
@MrDrProfessersalt
3 жыл бұрын
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@marillmusik
3 жыл бұрын
Me. XD
@NoodlesDoodles
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDrProfessersalt thank you for telling me
@JeanLucCaptain
3 жыл бұрын
yes AND he has me chained OHHH NOOOO WHATSOEVER WILL I DO....
Me being from Latin America that was under Spain control: Wait... This is a mistake... -suffering in Spanish-
“My only regret, is that I have but one life to lose for my country”
@Cwrigz
3 жыл бұрын
Give me liberty or give me death
@eleonoraf7817
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cwrigz And then apologize.
@Cwrigz
3 жыл бұрын
@@eleonoraf7817 apologize that they lost us and that we no longer want war? Yeah who wouldn’t, and don’t say you because you would just say that just to go against what I’m saying like all the anti trump votes that led to dementia Biden as a “president”
@eleonoraf7817
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cwrigz Wait, what? I just meant that Patrick Henry did apologize after saying that phrase. I'm not even american, btw.
@SCPFOUNDATION-site19
2 жыл бұрын
@@eleonoraf7817 what is he going on about
Jim : say "God Save the king" Me : *angry french noises*
“Those red coats don’t want it with me cuz I will pop-chicka-brap these cops til I’m free”
@Briselance
3 жыл бұрын
pop-chicka-brap? O_o
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@Briselance I thought it was boom chicka pop🤔
@janoahstegall2651
3 жыл бұрын
Ah. Oui oui, mon amie. Je m’appelle la Fayette. The Lancelot of the Revolutionary Set! I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir” . Tell the king “Casse toi”. Who’s the best? C’est moi! 😉
always love your soft spoken villains
“And you Americans love to be loud about things don’t you?” As an American I confirm: Yep yeeeeeeeep true Dat
@sapphire8507
Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh wait Plot twist: you’re mute 😂😂😂😂😂
At this point, his videos are literally art. ✨🤌
As a Canadian citizen, this is LITERALLY reverse roleplay LOL.
@joshuabruce9599
Жыл бұрын
As a Brit, myself, I agree with you. What are those yanks so worried about? Just have them salute the Queen and they'll be just fine.
@brianstabile165
Жыл бұрын
You don’t understand we will be hung in the streets
@YourNeighborhoodJackass1917
Жыл бұрын
@dankbeans3391 The Black and Tans get to see their Queen rotting in hell!
@devilsadvocate8234
Жыл бұрын
@@YourNeighborhoodJackass1917 Black? Tans? Are you Irish?
@IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad
Жыл бұрын
@@devilsadvocate8234his user is Irishman so he must be Irish
Oh some Jack Randall (from Outlander) vibes in this outfit! Strangely so relaxing moment.... Thanks for your hard work!
@chelcigearhiser3421
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I almost thought that was the vibe but then I remember Black Jack died in Culloden.
@duboisalome
3 жыл бұрын
@@chelcigearhiser3421 Indeed... Let's hope Jim make him come back one day (as a more gentle soul) ^^
The sound of cannon fire in the background is so well done.
Again, Jimbo has bestowed upon us a master piece.
@TirarADeguello
3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@KiaraM
3 жыл бұрын
Well said 😊👍
@MrDrProfessersalt
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/g3iLpNOfY6u2cZM.html
@sirus976
3 жыл бұрын
Ah no.. That uniform is horrible and as a historian and someone wanting to be a reenactor makes me vomit. Also no Colonel would personally would torture some random Continental with no prior background but just. "Well he is a Continental Regular. Beat him to death." It just does not make sense.
@_Pagan
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 It's also fictional, cope
This was great Jim, love the outfit and your acting. I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel with the title "Captured by the Americans ASMR (You're a Loyalist)"
@qtea3.149
Жыл бұрын
I second this!
@jasperflare
Жыл бұрын
Ill be down to that
@olafsson6431
Жыл бұрын
the ''outfit'' is shit
@qtea3.149
Жыл бұрын
@@olafsson6431 Your ‘fucking grammar ‘ is shitty too, but we don’t talk about that, do we?
@shubhamsarkar3591
Жыл бұрын
Just don't expect the accent to change. Due to the timeline, the americans(patriots) still had a mixture of united kingdom accents(Irish, Burmingham, London, you know, the usual).
Pls more of these, I'd love to see some napoleonic wars roleplay or something. Maybe you could do a duel between two gentleman using pistols, could be a collaboration project. It could have each other's story and how the feud started, the prepping of the pistols, the listing of the rules, and finally the duel.
@darkmasterchief227
3 жыл бұрын
Inspiration from the movie "The Duelists".
I genuinely thought it said "You're a parrot" and then proceeded to be extremely confused throughout the duration of this video.
Maybe I wanna see Arnold?! Are you kidding? Nobody likes him. You don’t like him either. Admit it.
@21fandoms17
3 жыл бұрын
"our good friend benedict arnold is our good friend no more 😔"
@uptown_rider8078
3 жыл бұрын
@@21fandoms17 It was too many ouchies for him to handle
Jim: You, troublesome Patriots are giving us hecc. Now repeat after me, "God Save the King" Me: I think you got the wrong guy chap, I came from Upper Canada, to visit some folks down here. Wrong place at the wrong time, I guess.
@timmholl9238
3 жыл бұрын
Aye, so you're on the frontier, then?
@eleonoraf7817
3 жыл бұрын
Me, an Italian: You definitely got the wrong person.
@Ribbon_Fighter
3 жыл бұрын
Im from Malaysia Soo majapahit?
@Clava_Vodeanuc
3 ай бұрын
Wrong time indeed, you've used a time machine or something?
Techniquely he could also play a rebel. They looked and sounded almost the same. Would love a continuation of this. 😌 (With Jim's acting chops, I'm sure he could play anything.)
Watching this as a Brit gives some hilarious context: Colonel: "Say "God save the king!"" Me: "God save the king." Colonel: "Uh... Just like that?"
@anotparticularlynotableguy
4 ай бұрын
Nice RAF pfp
"We all make choices.. but in the end.. our choices make US!"
Took me ages to clean up all the blood and saltpeter but I'm not even mad, this was wonderful. Thank you for this masterpiece.
@sirus976
3 жыл бұрын
This was not really a masterpiece.. The uniform was god awful in accuracy. The Flintlock loading was um.. Absolute cancer as the balls were literally mints. Then the flag in the back is not even the correct one! It is a modern UK flag.
@joyspren3475
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 I respect your assessment. I think our perspectives differ because I'm not at all interested in the historical accuracy. I just listen to ASMR videos for relaxation, and wanted to express my appreciation for some of the more unique elements in this one.
@sirus976
3 жыл бұрын
@@joyspren3475 I respect that but you're literally being tortured.
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 Thanks for actually understanding how horrible this really is accuracy wise.
@cheddacheese32
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirus976 Are you expecting him to spend a shitton of money to get actual flintlock for this 💀
Absolutely loved this, can we see more of videos like this? I'm in love with pretty much anything historical (especially around this time period) so this was really fun to watch!
The British are coming... the British are coming! Love your role plays. Thank you for this amazing work of art.
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
3 жыл бұрын
Technically we're also the British, so we're coming!
@dabtican4953
2 жыл бұрын
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 yeah haha they would have said 'the regulars are coming'
@theaman42069
2 жыл бұрын
@@dabtican4953 Or, the Loyalists are coming, Or soldiers are coming.
@SCPFOUNDATION-site19
2 жыл бұрын
@@theaman42069 FREE BREAD IS COMING
@robertoorrego4374
2 жыл бұрын
@@dabtican4953 no they wouldn't because the Americans who were rebelling would never consider themselves British.
OMG you did it! 💚 I remember suggesting a Colonel Tavington RP to you a few months ago! This isn't Tavington but it's just as good! So lovely to have you back!
Just spent my day dealing with pilots' crazy requests so you can torture me all you want, I'll still find it more relaxing than my job 😂 Oh and I love your outfit! Perfect 👍
@MaladaptiveDaydream
3 жыл бұрын
Do you make videos of crazy pilot requests? Because that sounds like fun.
@lillantha5612
3 жыл бұрын
@@MaladaptiveDaydream awesome idea but I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to do it 🤣
@landonspence5559
3 жыл бұрын
@@lillantha5612 I'm sry when I read the "You can torture me all you want" I took that wayyyyy outta context lol
@lillantha5612
3 жыл бұрын
@@landonspence5559 🤣🤣 well I'm French and sometimes I'm not sure about my wording....I was afraid that it could be misinterpreted but I meant it in a very literal way, no "wink-wink" 🤣.....
@OrDuneStudios
3 жыл бұрын
Aircraft mech?
I need more of this man’s story. I loved this ASMR one so much, keep up the great work! Your acting and costumes are on point!
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
Costumes aren’t “on point”. They’re very far from “on point”.
@MrsStormtrooper
2 жыл бұрын
@@kinggeorgeiii7515 You're butthurt because of the ending, aren't you?
Love the ending, a bit hopeful- I wasn’t expecting that❣️ we all need some hope now don’t we?? Thanks from your American fan🗽
I LOVE the historical rps...well, I love all Jim's videos anyway😊...the pipe reminds me of my dad (RIP) who enjoyed smoking them many years ago. He even carved a couple of them, one was a horse head.
@potatogeneral4072
3 жыл бұрын
Oh that's Interesting!
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@potatogeneral4072 my dad was quite handy like that. He built a nice picnic table and benches. I was a little "spud" when he died, but have fond memories of him.
@potatogeneral4072
3 жыл бұрын
@@cathyskywalker77 That's great. Always good to have a healthy relationship with your parents
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@potatogeneral4072 Very true! They instilled a love for books in me at a young age, too.
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@potatogeneral4072 You mentioned being in the Air Force on another comment, so a big thank you for your service!
Ngl, I thought the title said ‘you’re a parrot’ for a good 15 minutes 😂
Him: "So I order you to say God Save the King" Me: "God D*mn the King!" * starts humming the Liberty Song*
@catsandcaffine3635
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
At the same time you’re humming Heart of Oak; a British naval song.
@kpcraftster6580
3 жыл бұрын
@@kinggeorgeiii7515 touché
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
@Flavio Triunfo-Loviselli I wasn’t referring to God Save the King though. I was referring to “The Liberty Song”, which is based on “Heart of Oak”, the British Naval song. Nowhere in my comment did I mention God Save the King.
I’m so grateful that I found you. Yet another top notch video. Love it 10/10
I think it would be interesting to have you do a pilgrim asmr where the viewer is accused of witchcraft. A 1692 Salem vibe.
@daydreamingvampire
3 жыл бұрын
jesus let 100s of people be accused of witchcraft and die....
@daydreamingvampire
3 жыл бұрын
@sara and patrick 3.0 I don't blame Jesus for anything really. I blame his followers who are blinded by hatred.
@daydreamingvampire
Жыл бұрын
@nwo detox In all honesty, I just wanted to piss you off because you commented "jesus saves" on my original comment, which had nothing to do with jesus. Ive no problem with religion, or God or Jesus. God and I are pretty tight actually. But it's people like you who think that they can go around telling people how to live their lives. If people want to follow Jesus, they will. you arent converting anyone by saying "jesus saves" on random youtube comments.
@daydreamingvampire
Жыл бұрын
@nwo detox Bothering other people with your religion doesn't make someone want to believe it. Jesus doesnt want us to use him to force others to live for Him. Jesus welcomed those who wanted to follow them, he didn't chastise those who didn't. And scaring people into belief by telling them their souls forever be aflame isnt Jesus like either.
@daydreamingvampire
Жыл бұрын
@nwo detox Tell your subscribers about Jesus but Jesus will come to those who need it. Everyone does use the internet but what good did you try and gain from commenting on my post? Did you think it would make me think about googling Jesus? because it didnt and it wont lead anyone else to either. You seem to be one of those "showy christians" so let me tell you, jesus doesnt love you more than anyone else. Youre pageantry isnt godlike at all.
This look and whole vibe suits you so perfectly I almost can't believe you've never done it before! wonderful and v tingly 💖
This is an awesome idea! I really like this! I love how you are really getting into history. Made my morning.
How do you manage to look so snazzy in every time period? Phenomenal as usual.
Paul Revere wasn’t lying when he said the British are coming 😳
@SerenityBane
3 жыл бұрын
One if by land, two if by sea...three if by asmr
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
@@SerenityBane 🤣🤣🤣
Okay, this is a walk through history, dude, you can weave a tale like no other and make one wish they were actually there....except the bad part, don't need that lol, I didn't know where this was going but it left me speechless, great character and great acting as usual, two enthusiastic thumbs waaay way up! :D (great hair color!)
Amazing, as usual. Thank you for putting so much work into these!
What was that? Sorry I couldn't hear you over the amount of freedom I'm gonna die for
Excuse me good sir but that is not "Mediocre" english charm
Simcoe? Oh, hello Newton.
This is so good! I don't usually watch many pieces like this, so this is probably the first that I genuinely like. Great job on this!
_Swear fealty to King George III._ "I curse his name. May he lose his strength, go blind and mad, and pee purple in his dying years." "That trigger discipline is why we're rebelling. Even when a gun isn't loaded you're meant to treat it like it is, and finger off the trigger until you mean to shoot it." _Where is your camp at?_ "On American land." _Did that hurt?_ "Not as much as it hurt the tories to lose to some farmers and a sickly kid general in Carolina."
@CancerGaming56
3 жыл бұрын
1812 lol
@Kanens-bs5xp
15 күн бұрын
What
@eggsnbacon7122
15 күн бұрын
@Kanens-bs5xp First bit was a joke based in history. George III's final years were wild. Other stuff is just me playing big American patriot with the last one being a reference to Swamp Fox.
@Kanens-bs5xp
15 күн бұрын
@@eggsnbacon7122 right that makes more sense
I’ve been using black powder guns for a long time and Jim not using his actual ram rod on the gun, and the fact he didn’t load the pan kinda got my goat not gonna lie
@sariekitchen
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is true! Many history nerds have been unsettled by this video!
There is so much work in such a video. Thank you for your absolutely gorgeous masterpieces 💕
My goodness I love the atmosphere here. And I love the music you chose for the beginning 😁
Ok keep killing it with the historical roleplayssssss
we are learning about the american revolution in my class rn time to get some firsthand experience 👌
Your set design and execution of it is top notch. Never dissappointed :)
Even under torture I would have said "God save the 👑king of Asmr Jimchi👑"
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! No matter what manner of torture. ..
* Very entertaining, he stabs me and apologizes 😀 I like the attention he puts in the litle details... Gracias Jim
What can I say ? Brilliant as always. Thanks for the warning though some people could be triggered. I actually really enjoyed your bloodthirsty Colonel, the sounds were very realistic and strangely satisfying. . Your props and costume were stunning and the background was perfect. Lovely accent and great ad lib and fierce fierce acting. You genuinely looked angry. Hope you're ok SJ 🤗
this is so very specific and i didn't know i needed it in my life
Holy Moly, this is pretty dope. One of my favourite historical periods EVER. And you nail the look. The writing on the paper was amazing, maybe you could do a video that includes some more of that, it was really relaxing. Well then, off I go. G'bye
Friend: Are you free tomorrow? *gazes into distance* *sheds single tear* *bald eagle screeches* Im always free
@mischiefmanaged444
3 жыл бұрын
Nice! 😁🇺🇲
Him:Say “God save the king” Me:¡VIVA EL REY Y VIVA ESPAÑA!
I genuinely love this. There are not enough ASMRs like this
Can’t wait to watch this after a long day working at a Colonial House Museum
I was very relaxed (oddly,) until we got to the end and now I'm in tears, dying at half past three in the morning XDD These are always strangely amusing, but this has taken the cake.
0:00-5:40 Me" I'll tell you nothing no matter what you do!" 5:42 "shit...he looks cute as a blonde....I mean... "😅
@lavendxrdreams780
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
It's amazing, and I'm glad that I was able to find something like this among the asmr.
Love your video's Jim especially this one God save the King! I'm from USA a small town in Washington state and love the UK 💙
@anotparticularlynotableguy
4 ай бұрын
Fucking traitor
*Starts agressively rapping Alexander Hamilton songs.*
I was drinking tea while watching this and I feel like I just committed treason.
Loved this! Costume was wonderful and the sounds were fantastic! Well done 👏. P.S. some nice props there, too. 😉👍
I can tell how much you enjoy making content!!!! I love your videos!!!!!!!
You're a fool if you think you can tempt me with a cup of- oh dang is that earl grey 😳 oof well ok so lemme tell you our plan,
Me: Captured Also me: *SIMPS*
You really immersed yourself in each of your rolls. Both an enjoyable performance and audibly satisfying. Excellent job as always!
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh shit- You actually- damn you caught me-" I'm loving this. Also can you do more Lucius Malfoy ASMR?
I don't know how I feel about this as an Irish
It’s so weird seeing a Russian mug with a British accent 🤣 Wonderful actor
@Mirrima
3 жыл бұрын
Почему русское лицо-то?😂
Jim, your videos are always so good ❤❤ This is probably my 3rd or 4th time watching this video, and it is the same case with many others ❤❤ great work as always 😁👍
This is a masterpiece, in every sense of the word.
@cathyskywalker77
3 жыл бұрын
Agree!!!
@merlin5463
3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he drop mints in to that gun?
@kinggeorgeiii7515
3 жыл бұрын
@@merlin5463 Yeah, and what’s with that uniform?
@merlin5463
3 жыл бұрын
@@kinggeorgeiii7515 we must seek refuge in the protection of Brandon F
Him: say god save the king Me: harder daddy Him : ............... Me: 😬👀
Him: say God save the king. *Me being from Spain* Me: sir... this is the Spanish inquisition.
well well well...…someone just finished watching The Patriot and channeled Col. William Tavington (Jason Isaacs). And I gotta say....I love it!!!!!!!!
MY REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND ASMR OBSESSIONS IN A CROSSOVER??? SAY LESSSSS