Busted for illegal blackjack games

@iggyysauce2826

Ай бұрын

you beat me to it 😅

@NorskNook

Ай бұрын

@@iggyysauce2826 😂😂

@alexanderturner7940

Ай бұрын

I'm so used to the blackjack videos I was waiting for him to say 'your bet please'

@bitingcat2090

Ай бұрын

busted for counting cards

@SatanicMind666

Ай бұрын

@@bitingcat2090while counting cards is frowned upon and can get you banned from casinos, counting cards isn’t necessarily illegal

Remember, kids: no matter how much of an ASMR the nice detective gives you or how innocent you are, don't talk to them.

@macaroniman5325

Ай бұрын

get a lawyer

@Gam3Theorist

Ай бұрын

Yeah, dude was super nice but then he started asking weird questions like martial arts background and how we would take down cameras. Super sus dog…

@localerik

Ай бұрын

@@Gam3Theorist the watch question too. at the beginning he said the suspect stole watches

@hepha.estuss

16 күн бұрын

Talk to any stranger except a police officer/detective

Dawg where the fuck is my lawyer😭

@ChaseSanity

Күн бұрын

We need Jojo Saul Goodman

My lawyer really be lacking not showing up like this

@cheddacheese32

7 күн бұрын

fr i need to hire someone else

@milesrogers7402

6 күн бұрын

@@cheddacheese32you should hire Saul goodmen

@cheddacheese32

6 күн бұрын

@@milesrogers7402 Saul Goodman will never fail me

@ZakyAdyaksa2888

2 күн бұрын

​@@cheddacheese32interesting, my bro, waltuh need a lawyer

Tellin a cop yo activities while watchin onlyfans is wild, boy

@CallMeChemical07

Ай бұрын

Jotaro has no hat but still has the hats shadow on his forehead

0:40 I want my lawyer

@Noodle177

Ай бұрын

did you mean a diet coke?

@As8bakwTheSage

24 күн бұрын

The correct response.

I hope this becomes a 2-3 part mini-series, that was excellent

my lawyer nowhere to be found, dawg I'm going to jail 🤦🏻‍♂️😭😭😭🙏🏼

I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.

@ElderlyKoala

Ай бұрын

And offering the drink to get fingerprints

@user-ip8vf2ky9p

Ай бұрын

@@ElderlyKoala They also do that to get dna

Just started watching Suits. You can definitely pull off a Harvey Specter role play 🕴️

@benjaminmisleta6574

Ай бұрын

I can definitely see him pull off Travis Tanner from suits, the look resemblance, sarcasm, the cheeky smile, cunningness.. bet he’d be spot on

@nanenansid8997

11 күн бұрын

YOOOO PLEASE

The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!

@marcelaraqueljimenezmartin150

Ай бұрын

My biggest issue is that I barely registered the sarcasm, haha. The whole time, I was like, "What a nice police officer, this isn't so bad at all!" 😁😅

why are you so calming yet scary in these???? like first 5 minutes i genuinely thought that i was guilty of something

@PoorBoyQuan

Ай бұрын

We know what you did, Eliot. March 23rd, 2022

I'm so glad that this charismatic detective didn't read me my rights so I can sue the police station after

@MrFredstt

Ай бұрын

And, in fact, if they didn't read you your rights any evidence or confessions that was made are null and void I believe

@Projects44382

Күн бұрын

​@@MrFredstttechnically but there's some exceptions depending on confessed crimes/accomplices like say you confess to petty theft or anything that would be considered white collar crime or crime of less danger/value now say you confess to threatening/committing an act of terrorism or physical or mental torture

Not me asking for a lawyer for every question🤣

@MrFredstt

Ай бұрын

It's smart though 😂

Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.

@alistermccallum

Ай бұрын

Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.

Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.

@MrFredstt

Ай бұрын

Also DNA from drinking from the can and putting your fingerprints all over it

@slabofmeat3634

27 күн бұрын

Its to get your prints/dna

*hears the creaking of the door opening* Jeremiah: *inhales and exhales* Me: “Okay I’ll tell you everything…”

@unfunnyducky

Ай бұрын

So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.

@chanman2746

Ай бұрын

@@unfunnyducky lol pretty sure you’re what’s wrong with our world going to shit 😂 even if that is your idea of a joke. Secondly, did I ask? Thanks for ruining my comment tho. Appreciate it…

@unfunnyducky

Ай бұрын

@@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of. Edit: I just realized KZread glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before

@chanman2746

Ай бұрын

@@unfunnyducky okay I was like bro what in the hell you talking about? Apologies. Take care

So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration). Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.

The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭

I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂

Imagine someone falling asleep during their interrogation because they found it relaxing

Can confirm it is indeed, realistic

@Phill.__.

Ай бұрын

Bro what?

@Raoul.

Ай бұрын

@@Phill.__. "bRo WhAT"

@9pop529

Ай бұрын

@@Raoul.

The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.

it’d be so interesting if this became a series and then he plays the lawyer as well, but like a saul type lawyer

Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.

These type of roleplays are some of my favorite ASMR videos

I spent the entire video trying to decide if we were guilty or not 😅

I missed the interrogations so much! My favorites. As excellent as ever, J!

He has the kind of face and also acting skills to fit in any job as soon as he puts on the outfit... just fascinating

This is so good give this man some award

Bro your asmr’s are FIRE please keep makin em

This was absolute perfection.

that was so relaxing i might just confess to something i didnt do

This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂 It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice! And you were right, we like this way of interrogation! Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it. So you did a good job with that too.

@localerik

Ай бұрын

onlyfans is pretty bad ngl wit u

@MrFredstt

Ай бұрын

@@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy

@localerik

Ай бұрын

@@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics

It’s videos like this that just reaffirm why I follow and support this channel. There is an undeniable weirdness here… I mean greatness. Or… well… 😂😂

When he asked "What were you doing around nine forty five?" I said "Probably on my computer" seconds later he said "On your computer" and I freaked out a little! I felt like I was actually talking to him in that moment!

Love these, please make more of these!

John Mulvaney? 😂 Not sure if that was a Freudian slip, but I’m sure both John Mulaney and Dylan Mulvaney would be amused.

Absolutely fantastic stuff!

this man dserves much more views and subiscribers, love your videos bro

Love the variety J. Hope you’re well! Great video as always sir🙂

Never felt more relaxed with a full glass of milk and cookies while watching a interrogation😌.

The questions about Onlyfans were hilarious

this is amazing!

This is so good omg

I would love to see a comedic LA Noire styled rp

So many sneaky little tricks in here lmao. Great work

We need this again but with Helmut

@richardbarbaros5868

Ай бұрын

"Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊" I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol

@sebastianschmidt3869

Ай бұрын

@@richardbarbaros5868 Better call Helmut!

I DIDNT DO IT

@mentallydisturbedllama473

Ай бұрын

Is exactly what the culprit would say...🤔

@TheUnitedKingdom1922

Ай бұрын

@@mentallydisturbedllama473 and what an innocent would say as well

@mentallydisturbedllama473

Ай бұрын

@@TheUnitedKingdom1922 True.

@vrstuff212

Ай бұрын

​@@mentallydisturbedllama473 nutsack

@macaroniman5325

Ай бұрын

I want me a fuckin' lawyer, ya dog-killin' fed.

YOu rvideos are always good Jeremiah keep it up :)

Wonderful!

Bro turned an innately stressful situation into relaxing asmr

Right from the beginning i already knew we were stupid when we willingly gave a cop our saliva 😒

Top notch

The fact that my last name is Johnson you made my eyes open

When you asked "What were you watching?" I jokingly said to myself "Porn" Turns out I wasn't that far off lol

WE NEED JOKER AS OUR LAWYER😤

Uh oh we’re watching onlyfans ok we’re gonna need a dad video after this like a dad talk about onlyfans

@MrFredstt

Ай бұрын

It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂

I feel like I've literally done something wrong.

Look, whatever I did, I won’t reveal what happened in ‘66.

His niceness is actually a tactic that police use, the offering (which they hope you take) are used to evaluate you from a phycological point eg if you pick it up while being asked a difficult question as a distraction

This is my first time watching your videos so I’m not sure if you’ve done it before but your voice would be perfect for a joker video

@megladongv3861

24 күн бұрын

Never mind i have In fact found a joker video you’ve made

We neeeeeeeeeeed a pt 2

7:00 the interview would've ended here for me lol. I was in another country with my fiancée 😂

Gotta love the background Geiger counter XD

You should do a wild west high stakes poker game. But the stakes are personal assets (horse, grain, silver, gun, coat) and the game is the viewer’s last ditch effort to win their material possessions back.

I’d rather be convicted then be found out for onlyfans

Within the 1st 30-40 sec I alr knew you had everything on me 😂😂

Damn bro got me thinking that I have never met my real grandfathers

Sir I can’t be guilty. I am but an armless lemon.

yo the police did this shi when i was in 6th grade😭🙏🏽😭

Getting cought this way watching only fans and *tipping!*

“do you like watches” never worn a watch in my life sir “me too” 🤨

@Emily-te6be

15 күн бұрын

“you ever do martial arts?” sir i was a theatre kid. unless the security guard got zip zap zopped i think i’m in the clear

you sound like Maj. Winters from Band of Brothers, Keep it up man.

They snatched me for a illegal game of Tatooine21

Not sure about the thinner tie. Stick to the wider ones.

look, I rather take the jail time then let anyone see my search history lol

Make a fallout new Vegas video for the tv show that’s coming out

Half of the people "i invoke the 5th"

I don’t know why but he kind of reminds me of my year 6 teacher 😭😭

nice interrogation series I don't understand many sentences but still this is beautiful im from turkey btw xd

I gotta say, i honestly think you are one of the best asmrists on this platform brotha!

@brandonamthor

Ай бұрын

We totally need an Articulate Design collab

1/10 for realism, didn't handcuff me to the table and beat out a confession

@MicahBell-rc6qx

19 сағат бұрын

I don’t judge, everyone has their kinks man.

I was 100% sure that I was interrogated for playing cards with the Joker :D

Part 2??!?🙏🙏📈

8:54 Called it!!

For some reason the thumbnail makes it look like you have really long arms and I’m here for it

Always get a lawyer!! Always and immediately! Stress this if you have to because police don't wanna give you one!!

The entire video I was nervous and felt like I did something but I didn't remember what

Naw because he didn’t need to know the site. You can go to the ISP and see the traffic with time stamps💀💀

Part 2 with the lawyer comming up?

When the group chat gets leaked (Or the private discord)

Only time I play Black Jack Is with them a group of family and friends and we just play for fun

I want my lawyer an yeah ill take the water

It wasnt me, it was the one armed man

I wish I could remember the name of the technique imitated.

Because I'm not a native english speaker I want a translator at my side. Till then I will say nothing.

@MrFredstt

Ай бұрын

Actually perfect. If you say you want a lawyer they won't even continue the interview

Law & Order SASMRVU

My last name is from Norway, coming to England in the invasion in 1066

So I'm guilty?