A new Charmed Rewind! This'll be a good birthday after all.

They basically act like Velma when she loses her glasses and her entire body goes haywire.

Even though this is one of the few episodes like post-season 4 Allison, I will note that the sisters losing their senses does accurately represent them in some way. Paige losing her voice is how the show often ignores her importance comparatively and how she often has no voice when it comes to helping innocents. Piper being blind is a way of saying how she often fails to see the bigger picture of things, like treating more pressing matters as an inconvenience, over her own priorities. And Phoebe losing her hearing is a way of saying she fails to hear anyone around her but herself, as everyone around her is silent except for herself. I won't lie though, I do get laughs out of this episode and do like Paige's singing at the end of it. The Crone was also wasted as a character.

I always thought it was messed up that the Kazi demons were some of the few depictions of POC in Charmed and the writers chose to have them A) Shirtless all the time B) Unable to read and C) Subservient to a white character (though granted, more to their King, but still)

"All of this is obnoxious to watch and I hate everyone." Now that's quote for the boxset!

Brian Krause working on Charmed was definitely a lateral move. Before then, he was the bully on a made-for-TV movie called “Earth Angel.” The ladies of Rifftrax riffed on it.

Because of how genetics work in this show, Wyatt is born with Piper's evil and Leo's pacifism. He is the mastermind behind all of this. He knows the crone is evil. He knows the Charmed Ones is evil. He knows he is evil. He, as a stupid baby, has to figure out what evil caretaker would help him. Is the crone worthy of taking a chance on? If she is, he has to make her think she earn it so he doesn't give up the advantage of being underestimated. When he realises that she is having a vision of him, she has to go because she knows too much, so he does a murder.

At least they didn’t go for the low hanging fruit by calling this episode “Monkey magic” or “Monkey see, monkey brew”

Never get tired of the anti-Halliwell doing her darndest to finally quash the harpy cries of the Charmed Ones.

Paige having no voice and Phoebe not hearing shit from others is just every episode of Charmed

Leo get flung into a wall for the 900th time

Allison: It's not a graduation! She's moving from the 8th grade to the 9th grade!

The other day my partner and I were watching Gargoyles on Disney+, and there was some bitchy character called Margo. My partner suddenly made the connection that Margo + Gargoyles = Margoyle, so she asked, "Is she the Margoyle of the episode?" So, yeah, now we pick a Margoyle and Carman in almost every episode of any TV show we watch.

This is unironically one of my favorite episodes of the whole show. It's INCREDIBLY stupid, yes, but in a "so bad it's amazing" way.

nobody:

I agree with the video 100%, except for the part about you doubting Paige's powers only activating when she speaks. It's one of the few rules tied to their powers that has been consistent since the beginning. She accidentally discovers her power only after saying "that candle" while holding out her hand -- and she always has to say the object/person she wants to orb ever since. I thought it was a pretty clever way to strip her powers by making her the one to lose her voice (and tying it in with the singing stage-freight so the audience wouldn't immediately put two and two together that she lost her voice so she must be powerless. It kept that twist fresh). I'm playing Devil's Advocate here, but I thought that part was pretty clever, at least.

Leaves a flaming scorch mark, “this is why we can’t have nice things” lol

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My Car Man was definitely the Mime! 😂

My margole is anyone who thinks Phoebe's column is too edgy. I mean, really.