That's no mummy, it's the YET-TAAAAAAAAAY!!!

@mikethegrunty5968

4 ай бұрын

That’s the wall, brother

@kamenanew9867

4 ай бұрын

Nice

@BCH19821091

4 ай бұрын

Very well done

She was taking a shower... In the warehouse? Why.. Wait I know- now water is involved, giving mitch his lifeguard superpowers. He could never defeat a mummy otherwise, the desert is his natural weakness.

@AllisonPregler

4 ай бұрын

I'm not unconvinced that there was a mandate to include water in every episode to tie in to Mitch being a lifeguard somehow.

@cousinted

4 ай бұрын

And the moment you add water to a desert it becomes a beach, which is Mitch's natural habitat.

@goranisacson2502

4 ай бұрын

​@@cousintedIf Mitch would be dropped into a desert that borderd an ocean, and someone tells him this fact thereby allowing him to mentally consider the entire desert a MASSIVE beach, he attains powers that lets him one-hit Goku and Superman. Thank you everyone in this comment section for letting me reach this tremendous truth.

@limalepakko6074

4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of those ”Santa is a murderer” films Phelous covered back then, they had so many pointless showering scenes

@henrygvidonas9573

4 ай бұрын

@@goranisacson2502 Are you talking about Mitch Von Namib?

(Gerry Conway looks at the camera like a Flintstones appliance animal.) “It’s a living.”

By day he is a man, but by night he is a building! Can Mitch defeat... The WereHouse?!

@HooLeePhucingSheet

3 ай бұрын

PLEASE this needs to be real in another dimension!

I love Ryan's confused look when the main villain just kinda... forgets she's there and lets go of her hand. That would be a huge blow to my self-esteem if my hostage-taker has forgotten about me, the hostage.

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal

4 ай бұрын

I think that's proof that this episode wasn't finished. I bet they didn't even have a finished script, and simply didn't have enough time to choreograph any kind of fight there, so they just threw up their hands and went: "Screw it, let's just have her walk off!"

I like how this video is only 12 minutes long and the plot *still* doesn't feel substantial enough to fill the time.

Yesss, it's been decades since the last Baywatching. The galaxy is at peace again.

@althing7

4 ай бұрын

Yes!!!!!

As a reminder, Angie Harmon is less than 2 years away from this airing to becoming arguably the most famous Assistant DA in Law and Order ever. Never give up your dreams, even if you're on Baywatch Nights season 2

@CaptainXJ

4 ай бұрын

Think I'd rather be remembered for starring in a cheesy "Monster of the Week" show than one of the worst copganda shows of all time.

@Jokie155

4 ай бұрын

@@CaptainXJ Cry more.

@CaptainXJ

4 ай бұрын

wut?@@Jokie155

@CaptainXJ

4 ай бұрын

wut?@@Jokie155

@CaptainXJ

4 ай бұрын

Ain't no one crying, just pointing out a fact. Unless this reply magically disappears also.

It does feel like half of Hasselhoff's dialogue is just him drunkenly complaining about being on set.

@merchantfan

4 ай бұрын

I don't really blame him for drinking while filming this. I feel drunk just listening to the plot explained by someone more competent

@aliciabell6688

3 ай бұрын

Hey Abaaaat!?!?! That's was just nuts.....

I actually watched the episode in preparation for Baywatching Night's glorious return, and my god, the camera never stopped rocking back and forth between Dutch angles. It was like being on a 17th century pirate ship in a storm 😵‍💫 Thank you Allison for shielding us from the full horror of Night's camera-work 🙏

A warehouse episode set in a warehouse, with en suite. An Ancient Egyptian Chippendale sweatshop. This truly was the night Gwen Stacy died. Sorry Gerry. Allison, thanks for the laughter therapy.

The Hoff clearly saved all of his acting energy for the singular Abbott and Costello reference. Way to pace yourself, my guy.

Hey, remember when this used to be about beach rescues? Me neither.

This is the precursor to Universal introducing the Dark Universe. I guess they watched Baywatch Nights and thought it would be a good idea 😂😂😂😂

@patrickkelmer6290

13 күн бұрын

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

You know it's bad when it looks like Ryan would probably be better off working with Chief Wiggum. Wiggum: "We think we're dealing with some kind of supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed."

"Ryan, you do all the science, Teague does all the research, I will make coffee. That's why I get all the credit!" -Mitch

@lynngreen7978

4 ай бұрын

Hey. Coffee is important.

@igm4326

4 ай бұрын

In Mitch's food centric mind, this is consistent

@henrygvidonas9573

4 ай бұрын

"Can we eat now?"

Damn those Dutch angles are so steep they're almost 90 degrees! Full right angles!

I don't expect high art out of a no-budget "Baywatch but make it X-Files" TV series, but when kiddie shows are able to do your premise better (Seriously, Are You Afraid of the Dark's "The Tale of the Guardian's Curse" is a rather solid mummy-come-to-life-in-a-museum plot,) you need to re-evaluate your choices.

@rvawildcardwolf2843

3 ай бұрын

Are You Afraid Of The Dark, had a way stronger writing track-record than Baywatch Nights.

"It's just a bunch of stuff that happened" -Homer

Saturday mornings are never going to be the same : D

Me: snorts the dust High quality Egyptian

Honestly a comic book writer writing for Baywatch kind of makes sense.

@jonothanthrace1530

4 ай бұрын

Honestly this does have the feel of a Marvel 80s horror comic.

@aaronbourque5494

4 ай бұрын

He also created the Law & Order spin-off Criminal Intent.

@jonathanwashington6083

4 ай бұрын

I also suspected it'd be Rob Liefeld though. 😏

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal

4 ай бұрын

Okay, I want an official comic book series based on season 2 of Baywatch Nights now. I bet it'd be hilarious.

I remember very well the TOMB DUST Exibition! Dust from all over the World! Chinese Wall Dust! Pyramid Tomb Dust! And Mothers Basement Dust. Worth every Penny

I gotta wonder if Mitch being this checked-out-of-his-own-detective-agency is a mirror to Hasselhoff himself trying to get the hell out of this show.

@AllisonPregler

4 ай бұрын

I mean it definitely was

Teag first asked the Charmed ones to come solve this problem, however for some reason stopping mummies instead of torturing Leo and writing shitty love advice was considered "Personal Gain" so they told him to piss off.

@maakujiten3812

4 ай бұрын

Nah, it's because he looked like Morris and they're used to blowing him (up) off

"My God, please, get these people to stop watching." Damn. Hasselhoff really knows how to hit deep and speak to the soul of his audience.

Im just sitting here, surprised that Mitch didn't find time to put the moves on a traumatized woman. He's slipping in his old age.

The most dutch angles since Battlefield Earth!

I forced my friends to watch the season 2 premiere after telling them of the pitch for the first season, a straight-up detective show without supernatural happenings, just for Teague's introduction.

I'm thoroughly convinced that Mitch didn't see a damn thing, as I'm pretty sure Hasselhoff never fully opened his eyes at any point in this episode.

I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for Hoff. He looks super embarrassed by this trainwreck he is contractually required to be a part of.

I'm now more invested in the fish than any other character so far. I hope they get more screen time.

BABE! BAYWATCHING IS BACK!!

Bro went from "The Night Gwen Stacy Died" to "the Baywatch Night my credibility as a tv writer died"

Gerry Conway is the best part of the episode. Lots of comic writers have interesting TV writing credits.

My reaction to classic monsters isn't "huh, the Universal movie monsters", it's "huh, I wonder how to stat out Mitch Buchanan in World of Darkness." EDIT: ooh hey Erick Avari he always gives it socks to quote the OSW boys

@jamiethebadwitch4003

4 ай бұрын

Now I wish I could play a mod of Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines where you play as Mitch

@jdrobertson42

4 ай бұрын

Did I just pause the video to go stat out Mitch in Hunter? Yes. Did he have the Solo Cooking merit but only for burgers? Also yes.

@Tareltonlives

2 ай бұрын

My next WOD character is TOTALLY going to be based on Mitch

The Mitch voice is genius, love it so much.

Yes! Finally. The Baywatch Diaries are back! Let’s get through this series. I shouldn’t be surprised they got the guy who eventually would be most known for the first Mummy movie.

This episode reveals Mitch Von Malibu's true enemy: ANCIENT EGYPT! *Cut to photo of the pyramids in Egypt, "The Imperial March playing the background*

@Tareltonlives

2 ай бұрын

I see you're a person of culture as well

You have to wonder if there was an episode that made sense here at some point in development, that then got chopped up into this nonsense. This isn’t just bad writing. This feels like stuff’s actually missing, like they cut out large chunks of important context so they could fit in more cave sauntering.

@jeffweskamp3685

4 ай бұрын

It looks like they either forgot to film half of the script, or didn't have the budget to film half the script. Most of the context is just not there. The viewer has to fill it in with context from other mummy stories.

After 7 whole months, Baywatching Nights is back!

He has to open a portal to get back home to Abydos! (I am surprised Stargate SG-1 has never been covered on this channel.. it seems like a perfect match.)

@Aileil

21 күн бұрын

Honestly, now that I am acclimating to the idea that Baywatch has been a stealth sci-fi show and nobody told me, I was more shocked to see Kasuf hanging around in a museum than to see Michael Knight pooh-poohing a mummy. 🤣

Mummies always have the worst luck. There are so many good vampire adaptations but mummies always get the trash.

@AllisonPregler

4 ай бұрын

They have The Mummy (1999) and that ep of Amazing Stories, and that's it!

@dupersuper1938

4 ай бұрын

@@AllisonPregler The original Hammer Mummy has historic cinematic significance, and a mummy WAS in Monster Squad...

After having enjoyed her quite a bit in Law & Order and Rizzoli & Isles, I'm really glad Baywatch Nights didn't kill Angie Harmon's career before it really started. It's also good that the "tomb dust" gave the script writers a chance to work their excess cocaine into the show. I refuse to believe sober people of sound mind could come up with this stuff. :D

@Tareltonlives

2 ай бұрын

That makes a lot of sense, really. Lots of "tomb dust" being injested and they saw some left over and went "hey ,we can make a story about it!"

Baywatching Nights and a "Charmed" reboot season 1 retrospective in less than a two-week span-we truly aren't worthy. All hail Allison!

Gerry Conway???!! Well that was unexpected.

@Alucard-A-La-Carte

4 ай бұрын

It's amazing how many comics writers were also TV writers in the '90s.

FINALLY BAYWATCHING NIGHTS AGAIN

FINALLY! After 10,000 years we finally have a new ep of _NIGHTS_ (which I am told would never be the same).

@user-fx8zf2jy4r

3 ай бұрын

And yet nothing ever is resolved either so in a way nights are allways the same in fact,such is the.magic of baywatch they turned the concept.up side down and then inside out somehow to get it ass backwards

How come Ryan got to visit ancient Egypt in this episode? After all, if Mitch had been around back then he might've become one of them himself. I guess we can just make him an honourary mummy instead.

They absolutely should have leaned into the Hoff's deep, deep apathy and made it a plot point somehow because you could power a continent for centuries with the sheer force of his disinterest at this point.

Finally ancient viking vs ancient mummy!

Given the writer, I'm surprised the episode didn't end with Mitch holding Ryan's dead body and screaming "This was supposed to be my save!"

If you ask me Mitch has been on the tomb dust

Weird, I just looked it up, and between Buffy, Supernatural, and this? Supernatural is the only show that didn't do a mummy. Wich is weird because you would think that season 1-5 supernatural would have time for something like that. Then again, I am still a little miffed that a lot of mummy media seems to want to go for the wrapped bandages right off when the first movie (Boris Karloff) had him as a human for most of the runtime. Side note: Who am I focused on? Mitch of course! Got love a guy who is just so not caring that it becomes funny.

@Tareltonlives

2 ай бұрын

Wait, supernatural, the show famous for running out of ideas, never did a mummy?!

@Martialartfruituser

2 ай бұрын

@@Tareltonlives Yep. I looked it up in case I missed anything. Nope, no mummy at all.

So glad you continue to make this series. I never would have watched baywatch or baywatch nights, but i'm loving this chance to watch it thru you, so i can see how ridiculous it all is :)

The comedic timing of these edits makes me choke 😂. Thank you so much for continuing this nonsense Allison ❤

MY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!

Glad this is back! Also, I think the scream during the intro is us awaiting what wacky nonsense Mitch is going to say next! He's the most non-committed person at his jobs.

Private collectors of artifacts don't exist in Baywatch! The true signs of wealth (as displayed by Mitch von Malibu) are seagull lamps, boat sofas, California beach albums, and perhaps a swordfish on the wall.

What's an exit wound but Cheeto dust persevering? Anyway, get Mitch a hamburger. Great job as always, Allison!!!

Glad to be back to Nights, which will never be the same.

Damn, only five more of these before Nights go back to being the same again.

The Mario sound effect made me spit out my soda! Hilarious!

That is one badly-wrapped mummy. Even the dead guys aren't trying.

There is in all honesty a part of me that hopes that somehow, by some miracle, that Baywatch Nights will get a third season only so that Allison Pregler has to review that too!

@AllisonPregler

4 ай бұрын

Here's hoping the Baywatch Reboot manifests this

@patrickkelmer6290

4 ай бұрын

@@AllisonPregler We can only hope!

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal

4 ай бұрын

And tie it into Sharknado somehow. That'd work, right?

@patrickkelmer6290

4 ай бұрын

@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal YES!

I remember this show as a kid if I knew it was about mummies and vampires I would’ve watched it lol

@dupersuper1938

4 ай бұрын

Is it "about" them, or are they just kinda'...there?

You know what is funny…I work in a warehouse and we do have a gym with showers upstairs.

I am confounded by how this show continues to amaze me and how you continue to kill it with this series. I cant believe I had never seen a single baywatch episode before you lupa and now on this journey we've all come so far. this is one of my favorite ones ive seen in a while its like you keep gettin better

it's funny cause I can KINDA see the Conway in this episode like that "I want you to solve my murder" opener absolutely feels like an early '70s comic cover

i never watched Baywatch Nights, since it wasn't aired in the UK, but i love your videos, i live in hope you will move on to Baywatch Hawaii, just for the Jason Mamoa jokes

@AllisonPregler

4 ай бұрын

Of course I'll do Hawaii! But that's seasons 10 and 11 lol

@julioagua

4 ай бұрын

Hey, Momoa was HAWT on Baywatch

Loafered is my new catchphrase

I love the last shot of Mitch before the title card. "Hmmm?" BAYWATCH NIGHTS

Baywatching is back? He'll yeah! Also, that naked old dude is actually doing tai chi, most of the time their just pretending.

It's so bizarre how they had to pad run time but also never had time to explain anything.

EVERYBODY BE COOL BAYWATCHING IS BACK

3:44 I don't know how but this felt like the most gentle ease-in to the title scream in the series.

It's nice to see Woman's big comeback after the Ajogun episode

I hope there is eventually a 12 hour compilation of this series. It would be a fun way to waste a day.

Now, I kinda want you to talk about that episode of Relic Hunter with Sable.

@henrygvidonas9573

4 ай бұрын

I haven't watched it, but I would bet a serious amount of money that Sable makes Donna D'Erico and Kelly Slater seem like Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro in comparison. It's a minor miracle that she never appeared on "Baywatch", given her "talents". She was on "Pacific Blue" instead. In a "women in prison"-themed episode named "Heat In The Hole"... Sometimes I'm just so glad that the "edgy" '90s/early '00s are over.

That ‘mummy’ is really a live action T’au from 40K covered in bandages and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... finally more content for uns Deutsche! ;)

The “see what” at the end of the episode wasn’t in the script, this was the Hoff walking off the set. They just decided to end the ep there.

this feels more like a charmed episode rather than a nights episode

Relic Hunter! Ha, deep cut.

Packing for a work trip to Europe -- ALL STOP-- must watch Baywatching.

Hell yeah time for nights to never be the same except in the sense of being super entertaining!

Perhaps Tomb dust is causing hallucinations from Ancient Egyptian fungus. I also made coffee .

So Mitch will accept time travelling into an apocalyptic future, buy into Teague's absolute drivel about "Zargthas" and mourn the explosion of his Frog-hybrid girlfriend, but he draws the line at acknowledging that Tutankhamun was mummified? Honestly, I don't know why I expected better from Mitch at this point.

Holy crap it's back hell yes

I feel like Hasselhoff showed up for this shoot & never got into character, despite the protests of the director to get into Mitch Von Malibu Mode. David just said "Doin' what I want, cut around it, call the WCW Hotline, fuck if I care." I guess if he could have dated the mummy, that would have made him more motivated.

Just missed the a FrankenMonster and we have the complete Monster Mash

Dude totally beat them, and went into the Ancient Egyptian afterlife. 😆

Tl;DR: I think Alison is stalking my FFXIV profile The story I am about to tell will be unrelatable to everyone but--nevertheless--here it is: I first found Baywatching in the year 2022 which by pure coincidence was the same time I started playing Final Fantasy XIV, the critically acclaimed MMO. I would spend hours crafting and mining in the game while this series played in the back ground, linking the two forever in my mind. I've fallen in and out of FFVIX over the years but I always find my way back, and whenever I do, it reminds me to check in on Baywatching. Now by some Hoff-tainted Baywatch magic, everytime--EVERYTIME I come back to FFXIV I check this playlist to see you have just uploaded a video after a months long hiatus. This is the fourth time Alison. The fourth time i have resubscribed to FFXIV only to find you have posted a new Baywatching after taking an extended break. Truly magical. Truly incredible. Truly Baywatch.

I’m seeing two possibilities explaining this episode: One - Conway wrote a killer script, but most of it was scrapped for budgetary reasons/Hasselhoff didn’t feel like doing that much work. Two - Conway cranked this garbage out in less time than it takes to actually watch the episode because it was “Baywatch Nights” and the money spends just the same as if it was “The X-Files”.

Finally finished this season, Allison yes😊

Yay new bay watching!

YES! More baywatching. Awesome

I had to watch this as soon as I got home from work ❤❤❤

Yay! It's always great to see more Baywatching Nights!

I never thought I’d make it this far. One more to go! Poor Mitch would rather feed Ryan’s fish and make coffee than hunt mummies. I can’t blame him.