Please...never cancel bread 🍞

@voda123

3 жыл бұрын

Duolingo is happy because the education system is crappy

@GautamRajwar

3 жыл бұрын

How many years will you live ? 1. Subscribe = 💯 years✔️ 2. Ignore = 0 years ✖️

@kaspermaring1393

3 жыл бұрын

We need to

@GautamRajwar

3 жыл бұрын

*Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment* Current : 798 Target : 800

@david.armstrong

3 жыл бұрын

Bread is very good

Pewds: "Giant companies shouldn't control how their employees talk" KZread: *looks away*

@ghostlysorrow8682

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@rubenn5579

3 жыл бұрын

The truth

@JoseGarcia-mi4ig

3 жыл бұрын

Surprised this hasn’t been raided by bots and clouts yet

@25kuzeytutkan90

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats!

@buttface2235

3 жыл бұрын

He hearted your comment wow

That math kid needs to take that test to the principal. They shouldn’t have their grade ruined just because the teacher has it out from them.

@logond277

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that what i learned is that the first number is across and the second number is down and up. At least with coordinates

@alexeysaranchev6118

2 жыл бұрын

@@logond277 It's like they deliberately teach the kids in a way that would make their life harder in older grades.

@verozith8642

2 жыл бұрын

how would you get 3+3+3+3+3 in 5×3, it's not that simple, 3+3+3+3+3 is the wrong way because it's 5×3 not 3×5, and also who cares which way it's ordered if it all comes out to the exact same result

@bradenr867

2 жыл бұрын

@@verozith8642 this is what I said too. The teacher is right in correcting it but should’ve explained why and still given him the point, and take the point on future tests if they do it again

@SoWhat1221

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradenr867 No, the teacher isn't right. 5x3 and 3x5 are exactly the same thing. Component order does not matter in products. That you read from left to right and top to bottom (edit: switched) is a linguistic thing, completely unrelated to mathematics. Mixing the two up when teaching, leads to more confusion than understanding.

that smosh reference hit me right in the heart, I miss when smosh was just ian and anthony recording stupid stuff

@TenNineD

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@artisanfps

2 жыл бұрын

@@TenNineD you know ignoring them is a possibility right? you just wasted your time for no reason when you could just simply ignore them

@krayozmines

2 жыл бұрын

@@artisanfps i think they're just referencing a smosh thing. They used to have "Shut up" at the end of their vids

@TenNineD

2 жыл бұрын

@@artisanfps yea I was trying to reference the “shut up” at the beginning of old Smoshvideos

@TenNineD

2 жыл бұрын

@@krayozmines yea that what the commment was about

ken and pewds have the best bromance on youtube

@jovan-noble-guy749

3 жыл бұрын

Way too good i ' m seeing just you and me in this comment section! :, )!

@thunderjawgaming

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

@sillygamer3963

3 жыл бұрын

I like 👍 I have no 👎 to go on a date and then they are going out and then I can try to get a little hold more like that I would like it to you have to get the a rest of the world 🗺 the rest the day when I have to get a pass for the

@crimsonmatter

3 жыл бұрын

TRUTH

@jairusnazario6745

3 жыл бұрын

CustomName is cool

They're like those dads talking over the fence while mowing the lawn talking about daily lives and problems with society

@aaroncasillas229

3 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment ever

@Juju-ko6qb

3 жыл бұрын

right as i read this i just heard ken saying "what is your opinion on american bread?"

I worked at McDonald's when I was 14 and my main coworker (as an example) was 19. We did the exact same job, served the same people, did the same tasks, and yet she got paid real minimum wage while I got student wage. It infuriated me especially since my coworker was lazy and barely did any work at all.

@Lerppunen

2 жыл бұрын

It’s supply and demand. Most companies don’t want to hire 14 year olds.

@Raven-yv6di

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lerppunen how does supply and demand relate at all? Do you think that anyone under 18 aren’t people?

@Raven-yv6di

2 жыл бұрын

@@wrinklesmile8973 all labour should be paid the same. it has nothing to do with other rights. you do the job you should get paid for it. the end.

@smchp2007

2 жыл бұрын

Cuz at least 95% of the time, the adult is looking after themselves or even have a family that they need to look after. While the kid isn’t like the main source of income for the family. Imagine if ur dad or mom make how much ever u make by being a fast food employee

@Raven-yv6di

2 жыл бұрын

@@smchp2007 my schooling? college? shit that put me in debt even with a job? i was in debt at 18. my work was worth the same then as it does now .

Pewds "Everyone in America is so nice" Canada 'politely disagreeing'

@PixelMochi

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone in America: Pfff, no the fuck we're not.

@lookoutforchris

2 жыл бұрын

@@PixelMochi *outside the ghetto.

@GloomTapes

2 жыл бұрын

@@lookoutforchris no people just hide hide it, and then later they are a complete asshole. It’s not everyone though

@Emu-

Жыл бұрын

Wow! They should see australia!

@tayar3797

Жыл бұрын

@@Emu- Agreed, please visit heaven!

"I assume thia is an America thing" this video in a nutshell XD

@maxirubin8124

3 жыл бұрын

i cant put a like because its in 69 now i can it pass 69 hahaha

@whitelightning2117

3 жыл бұрын

@Frug Pebe jk jk America do be making some questionable choices but I’d rather live here than anywhere else

@GalinaEv

3 жыл бұрын

@@whitelightning2117 why?

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 6310

@rod3344

3 жыл бұрын

bro u comment on every vid and it always blows up

“It should be illegal for big companies to tell workers how to talk” KZread:

@aliceyue1754

3 жыл бұрын

Managers of any famous person:

@norbisz3

3 жыл бұрын

Film director:

@MrCubFan415

3 жыл бұрын

Disney:

@gianmontepeque805

3 жыл бұрын

Movie scripts:

I feel like Ken is the kind of friend everybody needs.

@keithsmith5634

2 жыл бұрын

Yea every one needs a friend like him

@kenxd585

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@valinor5397

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he's very annoying

@kenxd585

2 жыл бұрын

@@valinor5397 that’s your opinion I like funny people who love their family and friends

I love your videos with Ken, just feels like two dads hanging out

11 year old Twitter girls trying to cancel food wouldn’t be surprising at this point

@brianmartinez5200

3 жыл бұрын

Nubbz :D

@CoolbonnieXD

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t they be 18 because 2 years ago it was 16 year old girls

@commodoretaco4335

3 жыл бұрын

@Nubbz3 hi bro, I watch your videos

@Alfreder28272

3 жыл бұрын

They tried to cancel Spanish language because it had gender pronouns LMAO

@abbiereynolds8016

3 жыл бұрын

@@woolylove They already did, or tried to anyway. Apparently "environmental racism" is a thing😂😂

I like the fact that Ken is slowly becoming a regular host on pewd's channel

@YoloTB

3 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie's videos with Ken are the best and the funniest imo lol

@YeahImNori

2 жыл бұрын

As he should

@adwans1491

2 жыл бұрын

@@YeahImNori no

@Basil.Garden

2 жыл бұрын

@Pyke how

20:46 as someone who worked at my local amusement park at 14 i can 100% tell you that the younger the workers, the better the workers. The adults i worked with all acted like spoiled little brats while the younger workers were very respectful and always on task. Kids are often unappreciated when it comes to jobs when most times they’re some of the hardest workers

@dvy6895

2 жыл бұрын

tbh if i was a 30 year old working at an amusement park, I'd be teed also lol

@jbsully2864

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be working hard at an amusement park either. So the adults were wiser.

@kristycreations04

Жыл бұрын

@@jbsully2864 well it’s just lazy is what it is. I’m now almost 18 and still have always been one of the hardest workers at my places of employment. I believe that if you’re going to have a job, that you should do it well. You’re being paid for your work, not your laziness. The world would be a much better place if more people actually put effort into the things they do.

@kristycreations04

Жыл бұрын

@@dvy6895 it doesn’t matter your age, if you have a job, you need to at least try. If you don’t, that just shows what kind of a person you are. Putting no effort into your work is just pure laziness.

@RedxRiot

Жыл бұрын

@@kristycreations04 work smarter not harder

16:49 Felix starts raving like the NPCs in goat simulator

Pewdiepie: " I feel like it should be illegal for giant corporations to tell their employees how to talk" KZread: *sweats profusely*

@fornitetiktokmemes7167

3 жыл бұрын

How Many subs can I get from this comment

@Abid0

3 жыл бұрын

@AIIP nahhhh it's both

@bhawnaswadas4943

3 жыл бұрын

Copy

@youretotallyrightbut463

3 жыл бұрын

Literal doctors were banned from KZread for saying their opinions on the pandemic. Their opinion based on real life medical practice and what they had seen so far.....the information they gave proved true over time. They were right all along. But they don’t get their voice back. They’re still banned. Because they spoke against the big tech narrative at the time. There’s literally thousands of cases like this across many topics.....whether you end up proven to be right or not, you shouldn’t ever have your voice taken away for speaking out against anything. Just on the chance you’re correct. Even if an idea was wrong and never to be proven right at a later date. The way to combat misinformation is with better information not silencing. It’s genuinely a dark time on KZread....and pretty much every form of media

@aglassofbourbon1113

3 жыл бұрын

@@youretotallyrightbut463 Very true man... censorship is higher than ever

Pewds: I don't really eat bread, too many carbs man. Marzia: **sweats in pasta**

@Ocer.

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think italians sweat pasta but I'm not sure

@missazune

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ocer. lmao

@MashupChilly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ocer. lmao

@Space_Man909

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ocer. bruh

@Bellmanbror

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ocer. No, they sweat pasta water, the pasta runs in the veins

Actual ex McDonalds hiring manager here. We paid under 18 people less just like this McDonalds. The reason why is because if you are under the age of 16, your hours, what jobs you can do, and how late you can work are all restricted by the government. For example, you couldn't go into the fridge or freezer, operate the grill, climb a ladder, pick up anything over 10 lbs, work more than 20 hours a week,or work past 6:45pm on a school night (the time restraints were less during the summer). When you are over 16 but under 18, the restrictions were much less, but there were still some time restrictions. I'm not saying it's right, but that is why they do this.

23:26 My childhood was pretty much the same with cats. People always drop them by my house because I live in the middle of the woods.

That smosh shut up bit was so nostalgic

@ShakeMistake

3 жыл бұрын

It took me all the way back to 480p.

@MarielaWilthew

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@adriannamariaa

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@acanadian4785

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SykeGetJuked

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"You need a driver's license for animals... so they can drive you."

@BallerKev

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it..

@jamaluddinkhalifa8371

3 жыл бұрын

same energy as "he was like a father to me"

@FrappeChan

3 жыл бұрын

Odd Taxi vibes

22:00 now the thing is that my bedroom door closes on its own so there is a door stopper attached to it that can be pushed down. so my parents/siblings come in for the most pointless things, push the door all the way open, PUSH DOWN THE DOOR STOPPER THEN LEAVE. WHYYYYYYYYYY

*Ken talking about all the stray dogs they had cuz people would abandon them by the bridge by his house when he was a kid reminded me of the time that I saved 4 kittens that the car in front of me threw out of their car window into a grass median while going 45 mph and I immediately slammed on my brakes, grabbed my purse and dumped everything out of my purse onto the floor of my car, jumped out, quickly grabbed all 4 kittens and put them in my purse and got back in my car and drove home. I got four new cats that day. People are sick man.* 😡😡😿😿

@najera0621

2 жыл бұрын

You're a kind soul, thank you taking those poor babies home with u

Who remembers... *"You want some bread?"*

@Bodey2

3 жыл бұрын

One of my most favourite videos of Pewds of all time

@jesse_0607

3 жыл бұрын

* loud rap song plays in the background *

@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass

3 жыл бұрын

He's said that he still has the car lmao

@titanrohit4638

3 жыл бұрын

My Father is not having any job" "I Want To Do Something For My Father". ''But KZread Is Not Giving Me Subscriber View" . " Ya IAM Worse Than Others....,.,,..

@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass

3 жыл бұрын

@@titanrohit4638 Shut up

God that "Shut Up" with the smosh logo was such a trip down memory lane

@rosemarieperinion2566

3 жыл бұрын

True!

@blehwhatever4890

3 жыл бұрын

I feel so fucking old

@thatbornsinner6691

3 жыл бұрын

I searched for this comment man

@rajavel_sa

3 жыл бұрын

🌝 I searched for this comment

@itsrachel1

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

The thing that annoyed me the most is that the teacher was wrong, 5x3 means you have 5 3 times, so that kid shouldn't have had points reduced

As a librarian. I appreciate their frustration and understanding of how books should not be shelved.

That smosh shut up is too nostalgic man

@shafiquashairaproova967

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@chanakyaverpula3546

3 жыл бұрын

Brings back memories.....

@revolverjesus98

3 жыл бұрын

It just ain't the same anymore. Smosh has become the Adam Sandler of KZread channels. Their jokes haven't changed, but society has.

I love that Ken teaches Pewds things about America and Pewds teaches Ken things about Europe and Japan.

@wilf8843

3 жыл бұрын

First

@rayman4976

3 жыл бұрын

*PEWDIEPIE,, ! KZread, GARBAGE! MY QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER.*

@Justwaffleguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayman4976 can you please shutup right now

@explosivemind08

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, atleast I learn something about both things and actually get the joke or their inside jokes.

@svan4748

3 жыл бұрын

@@Justwaffleguy you’re a smartass aren’t you, they’re bots going around writing meaningless shit, and you’re seriously trying to stop this programming by simply saying: “can you please shut up right now”?

This is just so wholesome. Ken and Felix are genuine friends off cam aswell

A reason people might store their books with the spines facing the inside of the shelf, is the pressure keeps the pages from splaying and warping the spine. Its a good idea to have a at least a few books turned backwards on your shelf to balance pressure along the spines of the book (hard cover or paper back)

"I don't really eat bread. Too many carbs" *Sad Knäckebröd noises*

@sunflowersadoomeddaisy

2 жыл бұрын

All my mom eats is knekkebrød, so when I came home I couldn't find ANY bread... I feel for da bread

@TheDragiix3

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunflowersadoomeddaisy same with my granny ._.

@sifagayev7793

2 жыл бұрын

Knekkebrød low calorie 👌 is oki.

@jumuhu2485

2 жыл бұрын

fuck sweden jag är en korv :D

@marombestander2616

2 жыл бұрын

Nein knäckebrot😡

the "SHUT UP" smosh reference sent me into a rabbit hole of nostalgia

@sage1918

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ChaSterio

3 жыл бұрын

The golden age of smosh was the best

@DEEZ_N4T

3 жыл бұрын

Same

plane: going into f'ing SPACE pewds: her hair tho

7:17 so it's not just me who struggles to find maps?!!

Alternate title: Pewds learns about American culture with cinnamontoastken

@liahuribe2126

3 жыл бұрын

Also alternative title: pewds learns about stupid things americans get angry about

@lillilgirls1378

3 жыл бұрын

@@liahuribe2126 shut up

@SlavicCoffee

3 жыл бұрын

You mean cinnamon shoe ken ? 🤔

"You need a Driver License for Animals, so that they can Drive you" -Pewdiepie,2021

@galacticlouds155

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what that means

@Faahim-pc6nr

3 жыл бұрын

@Henry Simpson HAHAHAHA damnnn nice roast

@alexmoore754

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@notdarklord9227

2 жыл бұрын

@@galacticlouds155 but grannys got arthritis

@ir7pf282

2 жыл бұрын

@@notdarklord9227 she doesn’t have time for that

“How are you working at 14!?” Australians starting jobs at like 10 just cause they can: 😶

The thing about the alarms is actually SO annoying. Anytime you ask a voice assistant to set an alarm, like a one time thing (which in itself is actually pretty handy), it creates a completely new alarm and doesn't have any mechanism to remove it afterwards, and then you can never find the recurring ones you actually care about. Agh!

"You need a license to have animals!" As a vet tech, I approve.

@nadiar.4638

3 жыл бұрын

And all animals should be microchipped or registered in a different way

@Micah.Dalton

3 жыл бұрын

I guess were all wrong about something

@JoeTestosterogan

3 жыл бұрын

All animals should be microchipped? Do you hear yourself lol ?

@NotFrank420

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeTestosterogan most are anyway, just incase they run away

@eveningseye2283

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeTestosterogan are u American?

This video is basically *American man explains American things to Swedish man, 1860, colorized*

@anskul844

3 жыл бұрын

I was watching this on 480 until your comment. So thanks😂

26:13 I think they got the drawers mixed up I think that’s why one drawer slides open and one doesn’t open easily I think it’s whoever put this together s fault and the handle is an easy fix

22:45 just raise it 100 more so when they try to undersell you its actually what u want it for

Every time i see them collab its like watching two old ladys in the park

@mango4981

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao ya just judging everyone who walks by 😂

@anantbhardwaj6091

3 жыл бұрын

U say like its a bad thing🤣🤣🤣

@ArtemisKara

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, couldn't describe it better

"You need a driving license for animals so they can drive you" -PewDiePie, 2021

@PhantomV07

3 жыл бұрын

And I agree

@Zogg_

3 жыл бұрын

In France there is a law that just went effective about animal abuse (sorry for the bad English i'm French). You can't buy animals online and in petstores anymore, you have to adopt or buy from professional breeders and you also need a certifcate of "knowledge" (so kinda like a license for animals like Pewd said), I don't really know how to translate it but the goal is to make people realize taht buying a pet is not like bying a vacuum cleaner...

@theykneeb8803

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zogg_ This is nice. Thanks for sharing

@zelda.1129

3 жыл бұрын

i agee too

@Enra000

3 жыл бұрын

certified huh moment

14:01 that whole convo... LITERALLY me

2:48 a lot of countries gave schools money to pay for food. They couldn’t always do it

5:10 Believe it or not back in elementary school that was my lunch lady. She was always the sweetest and I can’t lie she would give me extra snacks just because she liked me. Some of my family still know her personally, so it’s just crazy to see Felix react to something local like this. Edit: for one thank you Felix, second I just found this out from family but she died two years ago. RIP

@justinecamille7426

3 жыл бұрын

I know man, my doctor was in a Vice documentary and I think I understand that weird feeling of seeing someone you know being viewed by millions of people.

@zombiealive648

3 жыл бұрын

Really?

@potatus5457

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh im surprised that pewds actually reads comment section But impressed

@iamdisappointedinyou3097

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatus5457 he has said it multiplie times lmao, he likes to read them

Ken: *on the brink of death holding his heart in his hand* Pewds: You’re mildly infuriated aren’t you?!

@rikus6201

3 жыл бұрын

ok little man

@dont2604

3 жыл бұрын

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĒ

@zlj7622

3 жыл бұрын

Mom said me she will buy me a new PC and stuffs for making videos if I get 2000 subs.

@that1dude474

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont2604 youre trying to rick roll us..... ARENT YOU

I live and work in sweden, at a rather big swedish company for about 9 years. After we got a new boss around 2 months ago, we were forced to greet costumers with "Hej och välkommen" (Hello and welcome). There's more, he's having us stand at the entrence to greet costrumers, with one hour intervals, under four hours (11AM - 4PM). Now staff is miserable and some have already left. And when i mailed some other stores and asked if they were forced to do the same, i got a warning.

most noticeably nice customer service ive had in food was at a hibachi place, and the guy who refilled everyones drinks said absolutely nothing to anyone just you were eating and all the sudden you had a new glass of soda

Kinda fun fact: the reason women’s jeans don’t have deep pockets is so they can sell more handbags

@T3hJimmer

3 жыл бұрын

Its because women wear tight fitting pants, and you can see the outline of the pocket liner.

@OriginalMiztiki

3 жыл бұрын

@@T3hJimmer You can see the outline of everything.

@jackdaniels1749

3 жыл бұрын

@@OriginalMiztiki winkwinj

@eleven-hopper

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raya-ir4tm we use handbags bc our pants don't have pockets

@bean5157

3 жыл бұрын

I just wear men's pants, its so much easier and also more comfy

Wow, just wow... I cant believe that bread would do that!!! I will no longer be supporting bread🥺 Im so disappointed 😞

@pico2583

3 жыл бұрын

Watch this get a thousand likes

@goodpies2085

3 жыл бұрын

Fr Bread has lost all my respect

@RememberRonSherman

3 жыл бұрын

HELLO THERE

@bread6002

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn it I’m sorry man

@sajmon6115

3 жыл бұрын

I literally just saw one of your videos right before i clicked here😀

19:26 lmao my alarms are very similar just from building up over time and sometimes if i really need to wake up ill set an alarm to go off every 5 minutes for like an hour xD

That alarm clock one in me 😂😂 I set like 10 alarms for when i need to wake up then like dont delete them bc i know at some point imma use them depending on my job or events ect lol

watching pewdiepie is like having a nice cup of hot chocolate, and ken is the marshmallow.

@jenishaanilkumar299

3 жыл бұрын

😊

@crimsonmatter

3 жыл бұрын

ONE FOR ANOTHER

@Mona-qb6dd

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont9354 as you wish dear cause it too small **grandma* *sad* *noise**

@nelmassachs

3 жыл бұрын

"Never stop adventuring" "Embrace your inner child" "Stay fearless & stay curious" "Stay positive. Stay wild" “I don’t ask u anything, just if u want, give my GoProvids a chance and you’ll see...”

@steveyk.7099

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, those crunchy/stale marshmallows that come with the swiss miss packages that you eat anyway

I just noticed that I watched two 30 year olds reacting to reddit with cat ears... AND LOVED EVERY SECOND

@nelmassachs

3 жыл бұрын

"Never stop adventuring" "Embrace your inner child" "Stay fearless & stay curious" "Stay positive. Stay wild" “I don’t ask u anything, just if u want, give my GoProvids a chance and you’ll see...”

@MaztRPwn

3 жыл бұрын

Entertainment has no age limit

@thisguyisfuckinggay9312

3 жыл бұрын

@@nelmassachs that does not fucking rhyme if that helps

@thisguyisfuckinggay9312

3 жыл бұрын

Unless he was on some kind of other type of stuff

@slimezombi

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaztRPwn but cringe does

I like they talk about the dryer being full and house catching on fire when I can so relate with them

the school lunch thing is so true, i was always low income but in like 5th grade when i got taken away from my mom who filed the paper work and didn't redo it cause she was cracked out, the school told me that i didn't qualify anymore so i just didn't get lunch anymore and i was too afraid to tell my dad about it.

He literally has Toast on his name and they're trying to cancel bread lmao.

@dont2604

3 жыл бұрын

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĒ

@Ivannbeats

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont2604 i will not bruh

@sadflix8754

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont2604 this shit has been done thousands of times, it was cool the first time but now it’s just unoriginal and dumb

@aylat.961

3 жыл бұрын

kens comment is under this one lmao😭😭

@shahanahsan05

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont2604 we will not

when Felix said "shut up" and Sive put up the Smosh intro... that made me think back to better, simpler times

@tooaestheticforme

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp pls

@josephhunt5183

3 жыл бұрын

@@tooaestheticforme 3:41

@murdermayhem7833

3 жыл бұрын

😢

@adriangomez3005

3 жыл бұрын

You too huh i was gonna comment this but glad someone else did

@aurum316

3 жыл бұрын

@@tooaestheticforme Are you seriously too fucking lazy to watch 4 minutes of the video?

When I was about 17 I worked at Waffle House for 2 days as a cook. On the second day I had to work night shift alone, it was horrible trying to deal with all the drunk people. Anyways, I told my boss the next day I quit and he said, hold on I have something for you that may make you change your mind. I thought all right, money, a bonus! He walked to the office and when he came back he handed me a little pin to put on my shirt that said #1 employee, I laughed and said thanks. I never came back.

@SamRK-1000

Жыл бұрын

Wow. What a jerk lol

as someone who works in a restaurant, the phrase they kept asking us to repeat during training was “ALWAYS OVERCOMPENSATE!”

I want to see headphones with floppy dog ears for a change

@lmanbergforever8599

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh why are u here

@sleepybean420

3 жыл бұрын

No

@dangozen590

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ronitreddy9623

3 жыл бұрын

@@lmanbergforever8599 u everywhere

@roadkill4340

3 жыл бұрын

Stop leaching off youtubers in the comments

6:41 Kiss of War ads are next level. 😂😂

@elwinedwin7285

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Noah

@aanandhakrishna2763

3 жыл бұрын

Yo Noah what Yu doing here 😂

@lwkey2452

3 жыл бұрын

*Tripmine?*

@nivedhisaria5149

3 жыл бұрын

Noah you are everywhere wow dude

@kolajeeel2932

3 жыл бұрын

wait for the next ome

Back when I worked at Texas Roadhouse it was actually against policy to kick people out no matter how long they stayed. I was a senior in high school and we closed at 10 pm and some people would stay until around 1 or 2 am. I was a table busser so I was required to stay until everyone had left and all the tables were cleaned... most annoying shit ever.

Tbh, that's how my alarm looks like. It just helps me overcome snooze and get it to ring again few minutes later if I don't get up

Ken : go far away because pewds screaming Also Ken : wearing headphone

@sharktvhindistories8870

3 жыл бұрын

DoNt rEaD mY nAmeeeeeee

@rikstl3430

3 жыл бұрын

*PEWDIEPIE - SHAME KZread!!* *WE HAVE A VIDEO SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.. AND WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING NOW IS THE BOTTOM..,*

@TheArt-Devil

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for 260 Please make it 300 now.

@rayman4976

3 жыл бұрын

*PEWDIEPIE,, ! KZread, GARBAGE! MY QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER.*

@gghg365

3 жыл бұрын

Don't read my name

THE SMOSH "SHUT UP" DANG you really gotta throw me back to 2011 Sive?!

@SlavicCoffee

3 жыл бұрын

😕 I remember 2011..

@turboinferno8683

3 жыл бұрын

Truue

@oceanawadhams7128

3 жыл бұрын

goddd i been watching the old skits, i miss it

@akalijhomentethi7983

3 жыл бұрын

I really thought Ghostmates was the start of their movie career.................................

@soulless1438

3 жыл бұрын

nostalgia trip in 3 seconds :(

To be fair when I worked in a retail store in Sweden we had an actual small handbook with greetings and saleslines we had to use 😊

The fact that the landlord recorded the lint in the dryer clip tells me the landlord had to remove the lint for this renter, at least twice.

Love how they missed the fact that the plane travel example was going into space

@gorgeousfreeman4836

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@vzriia9956

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@hunterihlen3492

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@kicsiduda

Жыл бұрын

yea... it was... mildly infuriating

Pewds is like a grandpa and Ken is his grandkid who's explaining how to download stuff in the internet.

@sophiaa.4538

3 жыл бұрын

This is so accurate. But what would make this better is if they would just switch bodies.

@scout5444

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiaa.4538 sense

@-ofrenzy2983

3 жыл бұрын

want a hug?

@scout5444

3 жыл бұрын

@@-ofrenzy2983 no

@timespent1873

3 жыл бұрын

W•H•A•T•S•A•P•P +•1•3•0•5•3•4•0•4•9•7•7 I•n•v•e•s•t•in•C•r•y•p••t•o B•T•C•A•N•D •E•T•H•.... ...... ....

12:01 the start of pewdiepie vs sinks

It's the same in Australia school. Pay for our lunches if we don't pack them and go to the cafeteria. In some schools they just serve out of a small kitchen not a entire room. You either eat in the class room or outside where everyone plays (eat first)

I remember in middle school this kid couldn’t pay for his lunch so the lunch lady took his food and put it back and gave him a chocolate true moo and a small two pack of saltines and said “this is the best I can do for you”. I stg I think about this all the time. She really had to take away his food and put it back in front of all the kids in the lunch line.💀

@cyanscrewdriver2092

3 жыл бұрын

I used to pay for my friend’s lunch when she didn’t have any money in high school and this lunch lady told me “don’t do that again”...(I didn’t listen to her obviously)

@s.c5092

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyanscrewdriver2092 wtf why? That's none of her business

@cecilyerker

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyanscrewdriver2092 why does she care if the school gets paid?

@cyanscrewdriver2092

3 жыл бұрын

@@cecilyerker I don’t fucking know

@yafookinlosah

3 жыл бұрын

Damn at my school in the Netherlands, everybody just brings their own lunch with them. We have a fairly small cafeteria where you can buy snacks or whatever but most of us just bring bread and fruit to school lol

Felix: Bread is canceled Ken: *is literally a cinnamon toast*

@aktiv8301

3 жыл бұрын

That’s toasted bread, not regular bread silly Makes a big difference my g

@ChosenofDarkness8

3 жыл бұрын

He's not a bread, he's a cereal! you dumdum ;^)

@TheCarpenterUnion

3 жыл бұрын

Literally huh?

@dont9354

3 жыл бұрын

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬR

@nelmassachs

3 жыл бұрын

"Never stop adventuring" "Embrace your inner child" "Stay fearless & stay curious" "Stay positive. Stay wild" “I don’t ask u anything, just if u want, give my GoProvids a chance and you’ll see...”

I was a part of the library guild at my high school (meaning I basically worked at my school’s library without pay). I had to learn about the Dewey decimal system and that library pic is very infuriating to me.

PREACH FELIX I used to have my boss chew me out when I worked at a cafeteria for saying "What can I get you?" instead of "What would you like?" because apparently "What would you like?" sounds """""better"""""

"Where are all the starving kids in America?" Me: I do see a lot of butterballs waddling around, no cap

@jaygolden1885

3 жыл бұрын

They are at the border being locked in cages thanks to Joe Biden’s immigration policy

@unoreversecard8037

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaygolden1885 uhoh politics, run

@timespent1873

3 жыл бұрын

W•H•A•T•S•A•P•P +•1•3•0•5•3•4•0•4•9•7•7 I•n•v•e•s•t•in•C•r•y•p••t•o B•T•C•A•N•D •E•T•H•.... ...... ....

@danko0911

3 жыл бұрын

@@unoreversecard8037 run

@issackliener3065

3 жыл бұрын

When's the next MK video, bruh

Jesus, that Smosh reference by Sive took me way back. Guess we all are really 19 years old now

@texenl555

3 жыл бұрын

frrrr

@thomasrob2490

3 жыл бұрын

o7

@crunchybacon2915

3 жыл бұрын

Word yo. Time never stops

a liscense for animals and kids is actually a good idea, like there should totally be a course you have to pass and a mental exam before you can take care of those things

@FrostDirt

2 жыл бұрын

License for everything! Don't forget license for having sex too

I love these videos with Ken

That Smosh "Shut Up" transported me 10 years into the past

@soulless1438

3 жыл бұрын

nostalgia trip in 3 seconds

@pluto7509

3 жыл бұрын

To think there are kids watching that dont know smosh

@billbowser13

3 жыл бұрын

Got tears on my eyes

14:07 Ken : *intensely trying to translate the broken English* Pewds: *intensely trying to translate his own thoughts into words*

the best duo since two girls one cup

shenzhen has best customer service like at restaurants

they installed the complex shower system to prevent felix from taking a massive dump

@timespent1873

3 жыл бұрын

W•H•A•T•S•A•P•P +•1•3•0•5•3•4•0•4•9•7•7 I•n•v•e•s•t•in•C•r•y•p••t•o B•T•C•A•N•D •E•T•H•.... ...... ....

As an “EsSeNtIaL wOrKeR”, ken described it spot on. This whole pandemic we’ve been hearing “omg you guys are doing so well thank you so much for being there and keeping us running” and not a single mention of an incentive. No bonus, not pay bump, just a constant thank you every few months from the store owners as they have us push to make more money for them and they stay home/go on vacation :)))

@edisontrent618

3 жыл бұрын

Just to play Devil's Advocate: Did you ask/threaten to quit for a raise?

@gilliganinja

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I got a pay bump at target

@kayla5237

3 жыл бұрын

I got a large bonus and made more per hour. If you have a shitty employer find a different job

@Ghoulieanna

3 жыл бұрын

@@edisontrent618 what’s the point of that argument? I’m gonna quit and HOPE to find a better job during a time where millions of people were laid off? Even during normal circumstances it’s always a little risky to quit your steady job and hope the new job works out

@Ghoulieanna

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayla5237 I mean, why was I going to risk losing what income I did receive in hopes I could maybe find better, especially during a global pandemic where hundreds and thousands of jobs were cut. BUT that being said, I am going to start looking for a new place to work now that things are going back to normal, and I can’t wait to let them know it’s 100% because of how they handled this pandemic. They said buying us a plexiglass barrier for the registers was “a waste of money” until corporate made it mandatory.

In american public schools, if you cant afford lunch, they give you a cheese sandwich. in VA

@nonameno5717

2 жыл бұрын

What in VA means

@barney28

2 жыл бұрын

@@nonameno5717 must be a city

@notkerrystolcenberg

2 жыл бұрын

@@barney28 @noname no Virginia

@notkerrystolcenberg

2 жыл бұрын

It used to be PBJs but too many kids were allergic to peanuts

My school has student accounts for lunch money using a thumbprint system and It’s always terrifying when you check you’re account right before lunch and it’s empty

As a working adult I can 100% say that I as a 14 year old would have had a better work ethic than some of the people I’ve worked with over the years.

@gostrobo100

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely same for me

@ignorantpost6051

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, teenagers who haven't had a job feel like they have to work super hard to keep one, while adults working in fast food and stores have just given up

@Kiritomens

3 жыл бұрын

I've been working since I was like 12. You get paid shit if you don't stand up for yourself.

@nman1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kiritomens wait, thats illegal. lmao jk I wish I could have worked that early as well.

@gostrobo100

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kiritomens true

Karen: "Are you closed?" Me: "No I'm just turning off all the lights and locking the door because we're still open."

@charliedyson5549

3 жыл бұрын

Nah u never said that

@soulassassin0g

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliedyson5549 I have said that once, but the person in question was so high off- something- she didn't even realize what I was saying and she just went on talking about some other random stuff.

@stormtenvelden4987

3 жыл бұрын

At my restaurant we have a couple that comes in regularly 5mins just before the kitchen closes down and when we start getting ready to go home, and these blokes will sit there and take their god damn time!!

@soulassassin0g

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormtenvelden4987 lol I used to hate that, because for one it's rude to tell them they have to go but at the same time it's like "we ARE closing and I want to go home", but you can't act like that or else you'll get fired... Like me.

@JRNimmo

3 жыл бұрын

If you look up a businesses hours and they say they close at 10:00 then they better be open till 10:00. Like really most everyone that works a service job just wants to leave at the end of the day but that doesn't mean they get to close up shop 5 minutes early that's rude to their customers.

okay, just spit out my coffee at teaser the kitty omg

I 100% agree with the Roomba thing. I have this friend with hair that seems to be half her length and every time i go to check why the Roomba got stuck, I find 3 foot long hair in that thing.

they really just hanging out for 30 minutes and called it a video. they get my like.

The constant confusion between these two not understanding eachothers bad jokes for a second is hilarious

@nelmassachs

3 жыл бұрын

"Never stop adventuring" "Embrace your inner child" "Stay fearless & stay curious" "Stay positive. Stay wild" “I don’t ask u anything, just if u want, give my GoProvids a chance and you’ll see...”

@theconsumerofpenguins81

3 жыл бұрын

@@nelmassachs go away bot

@jesusaldairortizrosas1386

3 жыл бұрын

They are also from different continents, right? Cultural references they don't get are also a factor.

When I was in high school (well, middle school for other countries), I went around looking for summer jobs for fun and for a bit of summer pocket money. When I told dad, he told me to not work and just focus on study... and vacation... Thinking about it now, the jobs I was excited for all paid shit wages even for back then lmao

That whole thing Ken said about streaming services is why I just watch KZread and play video games.