Canadian Goose are the only Canadians who aren't sorry.

@CANControlGRAFFITI

3 жыл бұрын

Half the Americans say we are pompous pricks the other half say we’re apologetic losers.. pick one and stick with it please!

@TylerBaraby

3 жыл бұрын

@@CANControlGRAFFITI Ive never heard the pompous generalization.

@holycanoli3615

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao! 😂

@nondairyjam

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sorry

@thatsensfan29

3 жыл бұрын

Being a fellow canadien a call this straight facts

A swan dictating the pace for a train is the most power move I've ever seen.

@jcota2003

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was the UK... If so I believe that all swans are property of the Queen and are protected by the Crown. So, it doesn't matter if it's blocking you or not... You're screwed and not going anywhere.

@nickywh1t3

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcota2003 yeah they are literally protect by the queen and crown here in the uk. You don’t mess with a swan.

@bloodybritbastard

3 жыл бұрын

Protected by the queen or not, I doubt this would happen on an open line without as many witnesses… 😇

@RelentlessBG

3 жыл бұрын

the swan that attacked 2 tigers did it for me

@seanbarratt6317

3 жыл бұрын

No . That’s the top speed of trains in Britain !

that goose standing up to a huge silver back is insane

@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci

10 ай бұрын

I think he was just deliberately being a dick to the poor gorilla, like he was saying, "Ha, ha, weird four-legged hairy thing with no wings, you're trapped in this zoo enclosure and can't get out, but I can fly in and out any time I want!"

I wish I could send you a picture of my husband. He had a full grown Canada goose that followed him everywhere and would sit on his lap and sip out of my husband's whiskey glass. We named him Winton and he stayed with us for 19 years. It was quite an honor.

@cmdrlightwalker_9877

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome I love stories like that! Did you guys raise it from a chick? Or did the goose just really like your husband?

@brycecharles3856

2 жыл бұрын

@@cmdrlightwalker_9877 I rescued him from people who captured him as a yearling. They didn't take care of him at all. I happened to have a female Canada goose that was also a rescue. Well strangely after a year of both of them being together she left our goose for another goose and left for the wild. My husband felt sorry for him and would go see him at the pond we had and give him treats. Well one day he started following my husband everywhere and when he sat down he jumped up on his lap and laid down. After that it was a really special bond. We even turned our sun porch into a home for the goose. My husband wod come home and the goose would coo and honk and just be so happy...when I went near the goose he would put his head down and hiss at me and bite me. I always found that funny. It was truly an honor to have experienced that.

@debbiehenri345

Жыл бұрын

Likewise, we had lovely, well-behaved Canadian Geese where I worked in Hyde Park, London (30 years ago, anyway). However, there was a year when I was beaten up by a rabbit.

@magicalminty6203

Жыл бұрын

You had an alcoholic goose, you were just his supplier.

@brycecharles3856

Жыл бұрын

@@magicalminty6203 Most likely. The goose had PTSD from his mate leaving him. Its rare but she did take off with another male goose.

Goose is the Honey Badger of the bird world.

@slevinkalevera1260

3 жыл бұрын

God if that isn't the truth max

@manusid

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@ba3ism

3 жыл бұрын

“They’re mean bitches sir”

@brolysujay

3 жыл бұрын

Well put. Deserve a like.

@MPHJackson7

3 жыл бұрын

Honey badgers are the geese of the mammal world.

Cobra Chicken: “I’m not locked in here with you, YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!”

@lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67

3 жыл бұрын

Lol love the Rorschach reference 👌

@RobertsAdra

3 жыл бұрын

The weird part is that the goose could have flown away at any point. It CHOSE to stay there and fight.

@pacco9532

3 жыл бұрын

Purple aki enters the chat

@johnwarden3880

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@amsro9094

3 жыл бұрын

Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy. Kobra Kai!

This is the most entertaining documentary on the Canadian Airforce I've ever seen!

@lanceknightmare

2 жыл бұрын

These Geese are the last resort for the Canadian Air Force. Geese are called in to battle Cryptids because they are equally dangerous. 🐤🐧🐣🐔

@funkyjbass7762

Жыл бұрын

I think that they were banned as Biological WMD by the Hague Convention. Canada is guilty of heinous war crimes by exporting so many BWMD around the world and letting them loose against an unsuspecting population.

@sherpa6071

11 күн бұрын

hella underrated comment

The "I booked you" at a lower volume after the windows were lowered was just too good! Love ya Ozzy Man!

@meetim2931

2 жыл бұрын

*raised

Now you understand why we always apologize. We've been terrorized into submission by geese.

@mrlevittown

3 жыл бұрын

C'mon, Canadians!! It's time to rise up and overthrow the Cobra Chicken Confederation! Bring freedom back to mythical land north of the US called Canadia.

@MichaelJP

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck, I thought we had it bad in Australia with Saltwater Crocs, Inland Taipans, Sydney Funnel Webs etc but if your fuckin' geese are taking on Siberian Tigers and Silver Back Gorillas, you might just have us beat!

@spectrumboy6103

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrlevittown but they're terrifying, even tigers are terrified of them! we don't stand a chance!

@mrlevittown

3 жыл бұрын

@@spectrumboy6103 BUT, YOU MUST!! Apologize later but you have to at least try. Millions of fictional people who live in the fictional country of Canadia will die but you have to try, eh? 👍

@spectrumboy6103

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrlevittown hmm.. yeah! can't believe people think we drive normal cars or whatever they're called, eh?

I love how the gorilla (2:11) tries to bang his chest to show dominance while hes clearly running for his damn life lol natures funny.

@adityamukherji6916

3 жыл бұрын

He was trying to beat his heart to keep it running

@user-xe8iv7bh4y

2 жыл бұрын

You can clearly see his hesitation and people are filming him, his pride at stake, what else he gonna do?

@flowerofash4439

2 жыл бұрын

"intimidation skill unavailable, enemy too powerful"

@alison4316

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I came down here to make this comment 😆

@jaroslavpesek6642

Жыл бұрын

When gorillas bang chest they show they are friendly. It is not for showing dominance.

After one these kicked my ass years ago, I've had chronic self-esteem issues. I feel a lot better now that I've see tigers and gorillas run for their lives when they approach. I didn't lose to a silly goose; I tried to stand my ground against a Cobra Chicken and failed...honorably.

@asher6640

11 ай бұрын

Salute to you

@mikek0135

3 ай бұрын

Yes, always remember that: you lost to a Canadian Cobra Chicken, you silly goose.

I like that it's instinctual for any creature to run away from an angry goose

@dragonchaserkev

Жыл бұрын

I think the tiger and gorilla could have taken it easily but... Goose Style is a hard style to combat.

Cobra Chicken: The physical embodiment of "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me"

@justinmiller129

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&.npwu

@paddington1670

3 жыл бұрын

"cobbra"

@suchanhachan

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. After they kick someone's ass they're like, "I didn't do that to you. YOU did that to you..."

@theotherside931

3 жыл бұрын

*Hey. I need your profile picture. How do I get it?*

These birds, are not only fearless and ferocious. But they have the intelligence to know how to use crosswalks as well...

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear berg

@kenc439

3 жыл бұрын

Yet one trumpeter swan will send a flock of them there chickens running for their lives

@dissimulii

3 жыл бұрын

not smart enough to not come at me when i got a metal pole and good enough hand eye coordination to ruin it's day though...

@Unknownuser-vq9ul

3 жыл бұрын

Nice profile picture, I have that as a template for custom gels that compete with TitanGel.

@dragonflysteampunk4266

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku WHAT??!!?? Ya lost me at KAKAKAKA

I once saw a Canadian goose pick a fight with a wild North Carolina turkey. And surprisingly, the turkey won. Only known species to defeat a cobra chicken.

@barrybogart5436

Жыл бұрын

Wild Turkey has brought many a man down. Cobra Chickens just drink rye.

@Hollyucinogen

6 ай бұрын

That's only because guns are illegal in Canada. Otherwise, he probably would've been carrying a Glock.

@lukeamato2348

5 ай бұрын

And could also be defeated by a puddle. Twisted game of rock paper scissors

Canadian People: "I'm Sorry" Canadian Goose: *Peace was never an option*

I'm Canadian. I have literal scars from these vicious little monsters. They are effectively Velociraptors - with good PR.

@BigDaddyJinx

3 жыл бұрын

They do have a pretty decent media relations team. Fellow Canuck here.

@tvm-manducktv8375

3 жыл бұрын

Please see my KZread 🥰

@sirdook2761

3 жыл бұрын

@@ev6558 Just kill it bro

@KMCA779

3 жыл бұрын

@@ev6558 Killed a goose twice, eh? He must have been shocked when it came back to life... Death is only an inconvenience when you're powered by pure spite. *The RCMP would like to know his address* They're a protected species.

@ev6558

3 жыл бұрын

@@KMCA779 We could care less about the RCMP down here, son. They are a nuisance animal and even have their own hunting season. And I said "twice killed a goose" not "killed a goose twice" so maybe instead of worrying about birds you should brush up on your reading skills.

When a group of them fly, they fly in the letter "V" for Vendetta

@Guts_Brando

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@TheFatArcher

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a great movie

@trublgrl

3 жыл бұрын

You're my hero.

@bozak2320

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one! LOL

@realstressedoutavocado

3 жыл бұрын

Remember remember this beak in November

Truly the honey badger of birds. As a Canadian I can confirm they are terrifying. They take over a lot of football fields and highways and we just sort of let them XD so many canceled events

@makarabaduk1754

Ай бұрын

I regret to inform everyone that the axe-throwing contest has been cancelled due to a cobra chicken perching on the target. "If only we had some sort of weapon." said the organisers.

Wtf. I’m Canadian, and we know how badass these things are, and how they charge if u challenge them or go to close to their young, sometimes they’re fun to antagonize and run away, but holy shit, I didn’t know even gorillas and tigers were scared of them, wtf😂 these things have serious balls

@TheSteveRobinson

Жыл бұрын

I've seen a video of 1 Canada goose vs an entire herd of cows and another with a Canada goose vs an elephant. I live in Canada and I've seen these savage avain monsters at work.

@debbiehenri345

Жыл бұрын

So if you ever need to go into tiger country, dress up as a Canadian Goose and nothing will attack you.

@rustysalmonella7681

Жыл бұрын

The one with the tiger is an african goose

@susanmercurio1060

2 ай бұрын

We have Canadian geese all over the place in Minnesota and I guess they get Minnesota Nice while they're here. Never heard of an altercation between human vs goose.

Canadian Cobra Chickens: *_Canadas last line of defense in case of war_*

@robertduklus6555

3 жыл бұрын

...the only defense....

@rpalmer274

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny and I'm Canadian

@gerbster14

3 жыл бұрын

The only line of defense

@jamesdees6166

3 жыл бұрын

Just like a lot of Canadians they travel south to Cali for the winter don’t they?

@TB-ModelRR

3 жыл бұрын

😂

1:27 That Goose make a Siberian tiger run TWICE while the other just look, afraid of even move. That bird is wild.

@DeusSalis

3 жыл бұрын

AND a Silverback Gorilla!

@tantalos60

3 жыл бұрын

The damn goose turned its back to the tiger!

The editing precision to even morph his voice once the window goes up is amazing !

Tiger: I'm a beast 😌 Chicken: everyone Wants to be a beast, until it's time to do what beast do. 😡 Tiger: I'm going home

I went to a Canadian University with a lot of Cobra Chickens. I never saw one eat during the day but a lot of first year students went missing at night. Just sayin.

Goose goes against a tiger Me: ah shit I'm gonna see bloodshed here Goose: The only thing that was shed was the Tiger's ego mate

@mitzysmith8850

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I agree I thought it was game over ,alot of people would lose money on that bet lol

@linda10989

3 жыл бұрын

When you see a Canada goose stand off against animal... always place your bet for the goose, lol

@mitzysmith8850

3 жыл бұрын

@@linda10989 I'll remember that thank you ❤️ lol

1:25 Goose: CALL AN AMBULANCE, CALL AN AMBULANCE!... But NOT for ME!

"He's heard what happened to the tigers" - It's the simple lines, it really is 🤣🤣🤣.

tigers:- we are the king of the jungle gorillas: no we are the king of the jungle Canadian killer goose:- hold my corn

@kyles5513

3 жыл бұрын

More like hold my severed human head..

@reiniertl

3 жыл бұрын

More like hold my grass, these bastards eat a lot of grass and that's why they like small cities so much, plenty of nice grass to eat. In the University of Waterloo there is a nice balcony that is closed in winter for obvious reasons and now also in spring and summer because a couple of geese decided to nest in the planter there. Waste of space, glass, stainless steel and wood meant to people.

@aussiemummy2676

3 жыл бұрын

Was it “Beijing Corn” 🤣😂🤣 Asian KZreadr Steven

@jimwind7589

3 жыл бұрын

Those geese are braver than I would be if I was "one on one" w a Tiger or Silverback.

As a Canadian, I can not only greatly appreciate this video, but can say everything said is true...I also feel inclined to say sorry.

@ab3040

3 жыл бұрын

😂 of course you do

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

Or “Soary”, as it were. 😝

@kudukilla

3 жыл бұрын

I know the Canadian secret. You guys hold a secret ceremony every full moon where any rudeness and anger is transferred into the geese. Although a little bit of aggression leaks out into hockey players.

@MyTardisGoWhoosh

3 жыл бұрын

Your fucking Tenply bud

@CANControlGRAFFITI

3 жыл бұрын

We do not take responsibility for those prehistoric beasts. No apologies.

Saw a guy get out of his truck to hurry up a group off the road. Made it back to his truck with no injuries. Bravest man ever.

"If they had phones they'd be filming" *Who do you think was holding the camera?*

As a Canadian and a Newfoundlander. I can say that you must touch a Cobra Chicken before you can be called a man. Which is why at 27 I'm still considered a child.

@IvanRides

3 жыл бұрын

That is a daunting task for any species

@bozak2320

3 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean lad, you need to have bigger balls then a tiger.

@elliotclarke5149

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't specify dead or alive

@Webster132

3 жыл бұрын

Their necks snap really easy, seen a man do it when one attacked his kid.

@rnalonto

10 ай бұрын

I'm a new immigrant... is this a Canadian rite of passage?

Canadian here, can confirm that this bird will fight anything anywhere and for any reason

@jamesadams8801

3 жыл бұрын

Good, because we're gonna need their help in the imminent alien invasion.

My pops was taking the garbage can out to the street a few days ago when he was chased by some cobra chickens. You could tell he was a bit embarrassed about the whole situation being chased by a bird. Sent him this video & he immediately felt better. Pops didn't know what a menace these things are.

That goose that's walking up the street holding up traffic is starting his own GLM movement

The Geese to the Gorilla and the Tiger:"I'm not locked in here with you, You are locked in here with me!"

@rainydayjane8257

3 ай бұрын

Death Cage Match!! 🥊🥊 My money is on the goose!!

True story: My dad's friend didn't bother getting a watchdog for his farm, he just got some geese.

@iz723

3 жыл бұрын

Safest farm in the world

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

That's... Actually a great idea!

@snarkamedes

3 жыл бұрын

Very Roman of him.

@davec.3198

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is, they make noise all the time and shit on everything.

@holysparkbatman

3 жыл бұрын

@@davec.3198 human babies do that and everyone loves them. Respec da goose.

Boss: Why were you late today? Employee: My mom died! Boss: cut your bs and get back to work! Boss: Why were you late today? Employee: A cobra chicken was blocking the train tracks! Boss: Understandable, you could've taken the day off

@vvelvettearss

3 жыл бұрын

😂

There is only one creature that a Canada Goose won't fight: its mate. Canadian Cobra Chickens mate for life.

All the cuts to a swan holding up some method of traffic was fucking hilarious 😂

@boneythelynx8884

3 жыл бұрын

Yep a so true 😂

@tarnsand440

3 жыл бұрын

Swans are so snobby.

@Fern635

3 жыл бұрын

They are clearly built for water, not land

@StephBer1

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously swans are nature's pace car

Seeing a tiger get chased by a goose made me laugh so hard

@SavikujaTero

3 жыл бұрын

You should put a net that keeps gooses away from tigers that they cannot bite them. Gooses can be fast and tigers cannot find easily a safe place.

@naphackDT

3 жыл бұрын

You don't mess with crazy.

@rondohunter8966

2 жыл бұрын

Tiger was not on his turf and did not recognize the alpha male whose turf he was on. Tigers and geese are sworn enemies since geese developed poison glands and several tigers have been viciously attacked and killed by a murder of geese...no wait, that's crows. Well anyway, a bunch of gooses snipped away at him staying just out of his grasp until he died of envenomation. And they're both endangered and/or protected by federal laws; the geese know that loophole, that's how they get away with it.

@wakannnai1

2 жыл бұрын

The orange tiger was like naw I'm not getting close.

@rondohunter8966

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelarmannsson5559 Like I said, he's protected by the Feds. Whatcha' gonna do? Turn and run is the only sensible thing. Don't wanna be woke up and disappeared in the middle of the night by the Wildlife Federation thugs for harming a federally protected species do ya? Ducks ain't dumb.

In my years of living ive never seen a prey act as piece of art that keeps fascinating people and also make them shiver in fear with it's sheer presence alone

Loved this, theres like 50+ cobra chickens in my park and they are awesome feed em and it turns into Canadian fight club 😂

animal control officer: “ I’m not here to protect him from you; I’m here to protect you from him.”

@Zargak21

3 жыл бұрын

It's true they really are. Or at least that's what they said to us after witnessing a fierce cobrachicken attack at my college. Mate left with a hurt pride and much deeper fear of birds.

@gumpyoldbugger6944

3 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the truth......when I was finishing off High School I joined the Canadian Naval Reserves and my recruit division was tasked one day to help with the Unit's Navy League Cadets aka ankle biters (comparable to the Cub Scouts to the Boys Scouts) sports day. At the time the resident Cobra Chickens has just finished hatching their eggs and we had to keep the little ankle biters away from them. My buddy and I heard a scream and saw two of the little bastard were being chased by a pissed off Gander and Goose and as we were the closest we race after them. I scooped up the little bugger and ran for it while my buddy acted as a blocker. One of the geese caught up with him and nailed him on his ankle with a wing strike causing a hair line fracture. Turned out the little fuckers had been throwing stones at the geese....had I known that at the time, I'd of left them to the geese. Moral of the story, don't fuck with Canadian Geese......or Canadians for that matter......

@marcohaase1

3 жыл бұрын

Canadian geese never act like this where I live, they're always quick to get away from people

@marcohaase1

3 жыл бұрын

@Lalo probably. I don't speak geese language

As a Canadian, I can confirm how frightening a Canadian goose is, never fuck with an angry Canadian goose

I was recently working near Quebec City in late November. One morning I was awoken about 4:30AM by the sound of hundreds of thousands of Canada Geese flying south over our motel. Until you witness seeing the sky literally filled with geese you really don't appreciate just how many of them there are.

@susanmercurio1060

2 ай бұрын

I knew there was a serious storm coming in the 1980s in Minnesota when the entire sky was covered with geese and ducks flying south. Next day we were hit hard.

1:20 the sound effect changes made this beyond perfect

for some reason it’s comforting knowing we’re not the only species that watches a fight

@rugr82day

3 жыл бұрын

Geese mate for life. He was probably spot on that those were the "spouses" watching the other to fight.

@seancostello4158

2 жыл бұрын

canadian gooses shot jfk

@eibbor171

Жыл бұрын

i shit you not i saw a bird fight club on my deck not sure what kind of birds they were maybe sparrows like i said im not sure either way there was like 10 of them in a circle and 2 in the circle fighting it was legit bird fight club and of course when anything unexpected and wtf happens in my life i dont have my phone and the moment was just to good i didn't want to miss anything. 2 weeks later i saw cobra chickens do the same thing but less numbers, but for them i wasn't as surprised

@orange_cat

Жыл бұрын

I've got crows around my place that love to watch fights. They'll call their mates over when they know stuff is about to go down, and it's like watching a bunch of cheerleaders.

Now I know why the average Canadian human is so timid and nice... People have been living among such brutal chickens all their lives

@jamesblackwell1154

3 жыл бұрын

We store our collective anger and hate in the geese and only release it in small amounts during hockey games and times of war

@hoptasa

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesblackwell1154 it explains soooo much 🤭

@Peatingtune

3 жыл бұрын

The entire nation is basically Reek from Game of Thrones. The birds are merciless and without compassion.

@praetorxian

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyBerryman-sc3ew Was he on ice skates at the time? That's a whole different event right there.

@praetorxian

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyBerryman-sc3ew Did he hiss? If not, prolly a Quebecquer. They usually finish their smoke and espresso before they....surrender and complain to the manager.

I've had to deal with many a Canada Goose (not the liquid variety). There is a way to do it, it's funny as hell but it works. You raise your arms like wings, send out a massive hissing sound, this emulates their own behaviour and it's a language they understand. I've had to use it many time plus you get tons of laughter if others watch. But it really does work.

@susanmercurio1060

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for the tip. We have Canada geese all over the place in Minnesota but they don't attack us. I want the tip in case one of them changes his mind.

Cobra Chicken flying beside the car is probably using his brains to deal with a right to left crosswind.

Canadians are so nice because they’re trying to make up for the evil geese 😂

Tiger; "I'm king of the jungle" Goose; "Pfft you joking right"

@rebeltvr6046

3 жыл бұрын

@@somesweetguy Lions ain't shit. Tigers are much stronger...matter of fact, a Tiger killed a lion in a zoo recently.

@Mediorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeltvr6046 Lions live in a pride bro. 40 lions are more than enough to wipe out the population of Tiger in one area. That is fact. There not gonna be a 1v1 Lol

@rebeltvr6046

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mediorge In Asia where Lions and Tigers shared the same space, Tigers eliminated the Lions. From what I've seen of Tigers and Lions in enclosed spaces, Lions (esp. females) don't gang up on Tigers. It's always 1v1 battles. In the wild, I presume that's how it works too. Lions only gang up for the hunt. But in defense, they seem to not go that route.

@zergthe6597

3 жыл бұрын

Girls, girls, do we really need to have this age old argument of lion vs tiger right now in an Ozzyman video?

@rebeltvr6046

3 жыл бұрын

@@zergthe6597 Yes sweetheart we do. Tiger > lion.

Have to constantly dodge stepping in goose grease with those.

I'm Canadian and am howling watching this, and the script is fab! xoxo

Canadians: "We are the nicest people!" Canadian Cobra Chicken: "Hold my Timmies"

@mrlevittown

3 жыл бұрын

Or "hold my LaBatt's".

@flowerofash4439

2 жыл бұрын

When a canadian angry, they transfer their emotion to their modern dinosaurs

@rondohunter8966

2 жыл бұрын

@@flowerofash4439 Those ancient genes awaken and the terrible monsters they were thousands of years ago come to the fore. Dangerous, even deadly. Best to avoid, stay indoors with metal shades pulled and fastened.

@viperswhip

2 жыл бұрын

We are not nice, we are polite, there is a difference.

Turns out Canadians are every bit as angry as the rest of us. . . . They just learned how to vent through their Waterfowl.

@praetorxian

3 жыл бұрын

I vent *against* waterfowl. Bags dozens of Cobra Chickens every hunting season.

@Robert0288

3 жыл бұрын

It's just that every year around July 1st, we have a secret ceremony that transfers hate an anger from the general populous to our waterfowl.

@JustinBieber4evah

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robert0288 then they apologize to the birds

@saoirse5308

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robert0288 I KNEW IT!!!!! Nobody can be that damn nice! 😄

@saoirse5308

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustinBieber4evah 😄

I live in central New York, and we get cobra chickens. They seem to mellow out down here, because the worst encounter I had with one was when I was in middle school. I was feeding a bunch of them by the lake. One came up to me, hissing. I tossed it some food, it ate it. Then it walked right up to me, bit my finger, then walked away. And that experience was something I considered to be an outlier. Then again, this was before cell phones had cameras in them.

@JC-cu4ek

Жыл бұрын

It's egg laying time that they get aggressive. If they see you walking in their general direction they go into hyper protective mode. Stay away from the nest and you're fine...but they lay nests on the ground where you can't see! One pair built a nest in the bushes next to my work - in the city! The male wouldn't let anyone use that side of the walkway until the eggs had hatched. Those who didn't change sides were chased into traffic!

@barrybogart5436

Жыл бұрын

New Yorkers are part cobra chicken.

@templar_1138

Жыл бұрын

@@barrybogart5436 I said I live in central New York. I don't live in the city.

@barrybogart5436

Жыл бұрын

@@templar_1138 That's totally different. My brother lived in Gilbertsville.

@susanmercurio1060

2 ай бұрын

We have lots of them in Minnesota and they don't attack us here either.

I have limitless respect for seagulls ever since I saw a seagull standing in the middle of a flock of Canada geese with a Canada goose egg in its mouth.

On my uni campus I have watched geese bully people to give them their sandwiches. So I mean it's the next step up from lunch money really

@StevenBara

3 жыл бұрын

Cut out the middle man, go directly to the source. Proper mob methodic!

@justinpowell3174

3 жыл бұрын

They chased me to my classes. Every. Single. Day. Heckin bullies

@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci

10 ай бұрын

Goose is actually the most delicious bird meat I've ever tasted. I've never hunted but I wish sometimes it was legal in the city to pick off the ones that are bothering you and take them home for dinner. It would quickly teach them to behave better, knowing we're a force to be reckoned with.

Lesson of the day: confidence really is effective.

@mrobject9113

3 жыл бұрын

Confidence? Nah, geese are actually assassin's, they actually have teeth which is kinda weird for a bird.

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrobject9113 they do?.... Oh my froglet that's freaky... I am now seeing them in a new light...

@stevesherlock5334

3 жыл бұрын

@@kardiaclark8111 Google goose tongue. It’ll make you think twice before approaching one lol

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevesherlock5334 okay that may be the MOST FKD UP thing I have seen 😱

@stevesherlock5334

3 жыл бұрын

@@kardiaclark8111 Lmao I know right. Fierce little bastards

In Europe, I saw a good battle between a husband/wife goose tag team and an angry male swan who was king of that pond. The geese stood on either side of him and one would pull his tail, then he'd turn around and hiss, and the other would pull his tail from the other side. Geese are obviously fairly bright because they figured out how to work as a team and beat him.

Now I am wondering how rare it is that I walked up to them and pet them when I was little. I just thought they looked like they had super soft feathers. More smooth than soft, and they did that angry don't touch me walk away, but I never got attacked. So long as you are calm and not threatening they stay pretty calm.

@JC-cu4ek

Жыл бұрын

Not quite! They're vicious during egg laying season. Please don't assume that you can approach wild geese and pet them...!

Man I felt bad for the gorilla... It even tried to intimidate the poop machine by beating its chest 😂 Poor guy.

@ZLwh1ne

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted it to grab the goose and hulk that thing like loki 😂

@yakzivz1104

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZLwh1ne Good luck trying to do that- those darn things are faster than they seem.

@ZLwh1ne

3 жыл бұрын

I guess if you are afraid of them...

@DeusSalis

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZLwh1ne They're known to break arms, but please make a video of yourself showing us how to properly catch a wild Canadian goose.

@rebeltvr6046

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZLwh1ne I dare you to try and grab a goose. They'll fuck you up you little shit. They're not regular birds. They can do some serious damage.

I'm gonna start telling my boss I was late because a Cobrachicken was blocking traffic.

@shibinmi

3 жыл бұрын

Boss: But you commute on a friggin train!

@alangerak9411

3 жыл бұрын

Those Hell honkers will find a way to block any mode of transportation.

In Boot Camp in the Navy we were taught how to do 1/8 pivots during our marching simply because geese liked to land on the main path, which was to narrow to turn on and it caused a big human pileup the year previously

Canadian's are so nice that all their anger is condensed into these geese.

Canadians: We're pretty mellow and peaceful eh? Canadian Goose: Peace was never an option....

@LyonHall1

3 жыл бұрын

peace.......no peace.....

Cobra Chicken: "Call the Ambulance!" Cobra Chicken: "But not for me.."

0:58. The reward for touching the goose? Escaping alive!

“ When our hockey team loses the angry Canadians put their rage in these hissing cobra chickens “

Here is Canada, we taught our kids to feed Canada Geese and not back down, even though the geese hiss the entire time. If the kids don't run the geese won't chase them down. The dogs were always a bit freaked out, conflicted between wanting to protect the children and run for their lives.

@peterw.9703

3 жыл бұрын

A long time ago I had two that I raised from babies. One they are very loyal. Two very docile. Three they love the tub when there young. Finally they will fuck anything up that is a stranger to the yard. I had people that would not get out of the car. I mean fly across the yard and attack the car, and yet i have pictures of one in my lap. Best guard dogs I ever owned. Not counting the constant shitting they do.

@jonathanallard2128

3 жыл бұрын

My dog chases whole flocks of geese without any fear and they just lift off and leave. They aren't that bad ass.

@kaisokusekkendou1498

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I've had to deal with geese all the time (they lived in the parking lot of my office). Both walking and driving, they move out of my way immediately. But I think it's all about body language. If you move as if you don't give a shit that they are there (car too, don't slow down), then they actually use those wings and get out of the way. Just don't walk towards their young.

@jonathanallard2128

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaisokusekkendou1498 It seems like geese know when their intimidation works and when it doesn't. And when it doesn't work, they give in. When it does work, they double down and chase you away.

@roflstomps324

2 жыл бұрын

In Newfoundland, the only geese that hiss are on the skillet

“Cobra Chicken”. Hmmm. That works, although I’ve always considered them to be “Pitbulls with feathers.” The entire Air Force of vicious bastards migrate over my house every October.

@queerios9925

3 жыл бұрын

Pit bulls are sweet though lol

@OdinOfficialEmcee

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Glenn! Never expected to see you here. I don't know if it's cause I've never bothered them, or just been lucky, but I've never been attacked by a goose. Definatly an animal best appreciated at a distance or on a roasting tray lol.

@ABVW92

3 жыл бұрын

Air force of vicious bastards... I like that line... Just sounds right!

@Madchris8828

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Glenn hope your day is going well. They are beautiful but definitely assholes😂

@katp4397

3 жыл бұрын

Pitbulls were originally raised as nanny dogs, To watch over and take care of children's many are very sweet lol I have 3

The swan was in a crosswalk. He had right-or-way. At least he obeyed the traffic law.

These fights are the sequel to the goose vs cow video

Let's never forget that birds are dinosaurs. And not any dinosaurs, the only dinosaurs that survived the meteorite. So don't mess with birds if you're just a puny mammal.

@StevenBara

3 жыл бұрын

Truth be told!

@Anonymous-wy5dc

3 жыл бұрын

Not only are they dinosaurs that survived a meteorite. They kept their coat as well. Don't mess with them at all.

@gwouru

3 жыл бұрын

This is false. Crocodiles are also dinosaurs.

@unvergebeneid

3 жыл бұрын

@@gwouru Crocodiles and, more generally, crocodilians aren't dinosaurs. Archosauria is the clade that includes crocodilians and birds as their only surviving members but that's a broader term than dinosaur, which doesn't even include pterosaurs, only birds and non-avian dinosaurs (basically by definition).

@gwouru

3 жыл бұрын

@@unvergebeneid If you want to be technical, NO BIRD is a dinosaur... Dinosaur means terrible lizard, a bird is not a lizard, thus a bird is not a dinosaur. But yes, Crocodiles are dinosaurs.

“I reckon swans are part of the hissy, flappy, cobra chicken family.” and “If this goose was in The Jungle Book it would have been a very different movie” kills me 🤣

@davenhla

3 жыл бұрын

Geese are afraid of the swans. Let that sink in.

@marcussmart3275

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, dont mess with a swan, their hard core.

@SenselessUsername

3 жыл бұрын

It looked like a British swan though. Much more polite and authoritative.

Canadian Cobra Chickens: Making everyone sorry.

That "holding up a train. Sounds about right" said in an unimpressed voice always cracks me up😄

Oh y’all didn’t know eh? Every year on the coldest winter night everyone in Canada simultaneously sends all our resentment to the geese. They’re where all our negativity is channeled to so that we can be nice :)

@DizzyDash237

3 жыл бұрын

STOP THATS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET

@loganvandyk7090

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, way to spill the freaking beans Eh 🤷🏼‍♂️

@DorothyDollLee

3 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now!

@k-leb4671

2 жыл бұрын

So like the Purge but towards cobra chickens?

@myadorablefosters

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

ever wonder why Canadians are so nice? once a year, Canadians gets together and transfer all their nastiness to Canada geese

@hughmann3952

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm.

@HamishDuh2nd

3 жыл бұрын

Its true. If you ever hear a Canadian stop a fight by saying "save it for the ice" that's exactly what we are talking about.

@justinmiller129

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&.cscq

@wendydabee

3 жыл бұрын

It's quite the ceremony.

@3amForge

3 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian I can confirm. This is done right after the annual goose hunt to ween out the weeklings. Only the toughest survive to do our evil bidding

Canadian cobra chicken Vs the honeybadger is the real fight to make!

my school once called my batch Flying Geese. I thought it was lame, turns out we had inherent formidable power after all.

Who would win in a fight: Grizzly vs Gorilla? Cobra Chicken: Hold my Canadian lager

@nicolelavigne1700

3 жыл бұрын

And it's not some weak, watered down beer so you know shit's about to get real.

The orange tiger was smart enough not to get involved. 😂😂😂 He/she literally said f*ck this. Lol.

1:33 "If this goose were in the jungle book it would have been a different movie" XD

Legend has it that Canadians are so friendly and polite because they downloaded all of their anger and angst and rage into Geese, for every Canadian born so is a goose with a bad temper and a tendency to take down aircraft.. Like some inter-species yin and yang thing.

Gotta love how the window muffled his voice

@spk1121

3 жыл бұрын

That was a great edit, very clever 👍

I'm canadian and on every goose hunt they impress me,last season a bald eagle went after a gosling, and 2 geese messed the eagle up,he was floating in the water barely alive but we got him to shore,we were down there for 4 days and kept eye on him,he took awhile but he lived to see another day

@Floydrush-zx9wz

3 жыл бұрын

"messed the eagle up," .. surely you mean, he went to, "Destination Fucked !!"

@burk3552

3 жыл бұрын

@@Floydrush-zx9wz hahahha

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

Wow... That eagle will probably have goose PTSD... As is warranted

@burk3552

3 жыл бұрын

@@kardiaclark8111 yea I felt bad for that eagle

@vladdracula5477

3 жыл бұрын

Lol there’s a pond by my house and two geese hatched some goslings and suddenly a bald eagle decided to hang around. Needless to say, there are no more goslings. Good riddance imo they suck.

Long necked fowl will forever be known as Canadian cobra chickens.

The goose owning two tigers is *the* most badass thing I've ever seen.

the voice after the window is being closed is just perfect

@charlieross-BRM

2 жыл бұрын

I had a Canada goose do that for a few hundred feet. It kept up at eye level while I drove to work one day, staying over the gravel shoulder of the two lane road.

1:20 when he does the voiceover for the goose after he gets the window rolled up on him! Too much! You're a fricken LEGEND, Mate!

@htownjesse

3 жыл бұрын

That was aces! Got my biggest laugh.🤣🤣🤣

@WARHATEMURDER

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. That was hilarious

a perfect example of when canda is at war

I had a goose come at me once and it was far more terrifying than I would have thought. They are HUGE when they spread wings and come at you.

We had a neighbor with geese as watchdogs. They'd end up in our yard, terrorizing us when we'd get out of our cars. Good times.

@jameswells554

3 жыл бұрын

Seems to me they were volunteering for Christmas Dinner duty.

@erismana2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameswells554 dumb reply but you tried

@jameswells554

3 жыл бұрын

@@erismana2105 I was being honest. That's just a wasted opportunity otherwise.

@erismana2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameswells554 Don't reproduce.

@RtistiqSkubie

3 жыл бұрын

@@erismana2105 dumb reply but you tried

"He's heard what happened to the tigers..." Lmao! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The one where the camera guy approached two sets of parent and offspring (2:41) deserved everything they got.

I love the way you swear. Just the right amount.Just sitting on the edge of too much. My ears are pleased