"Canada's military sucks. They barely have an air force!" *[distant honking slowly grows louder]*

@heenalusurf2500

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most underrated comment i’ve ever read hahaha

@henrynguyen8916

3 жыл бұрын

And then the geese nation attacked

@KiteoHatto

3 жыл бұрын

"you've said your last sorry"

@gemstar3824

3 жыл бұрын

Top tier comment! 😆

@wm_9640

3 жыл бұрын

Cracking up 💀

They fly in a V-formation...for “vengeance”

@Ajay-pj2hv

3 жыл бұрын

Hence the idea for "V For Vendetta" was born

@kleanovodust-bin69

3 жыл бұрын

@#maxim #Max yes bob, vegana.

@apocalypse487

3 жыл бұрын

@@kleanovodust-bin69 It's right up there with clitara

@pawaw3287

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it's for VIOLENCE

@tim.a.k.mertens

3 жыл бұрын

v for vendetta

I love how they confidently waddle into the road, knowing full well that everyone will stop.

@tiopira5

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't

@Thunderchild-gz4gc

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiopira5 monster

@michaelfried3123

Жыл бұрын

I don't. You gotta kill a few in front of the rest for them to get the point...I see dead geese all over around my town because people around here don't play no more.

@m1sty033

Жыл бұрын

@@Thunderchild-gz4gc saying someone is a monster for stopping monsters.

@billcipherproductions1789

Жыл бұрын

@@tiopira5 That's illegal in Canada.

When I was 6, a Canada goose followed me home and refused to leave. He had an injured wing and decided I would be the one to help. Luckily my parents agreed. I have since been exempt from angry geese.

@themenacingpenguin.7152

11 ай бұрын

Non aggression pact formed: Geese now won't attack you

@mutantraze3681

11 ай бұрын

@@themenacingpenguin.7152I wish I found that side quest

@themenacingpenguin.7152

11 ай бұрын

@@mutantraze3681 ehhh I want to go down the crow sidequests but they dont get close enough for me to pull of the game mechanic

@cottonmouth6369

11 ай бұрын

@@themenacingpenguin.7152you just need to be patient. Some side quests take longer than others. Like Geese, crows also recognize faces. 👆🏽see above story regarding a peace pact

@klemsnslabge

10 ай бұрын

They're everywhere in German parks. Not once, I have seen one being aggressive towards humans.

“They have no fear of people” They have no FEAR, full stop.

@tyrantonion6660

3 жыл бұрын

Cause they ARE FEAR

@andragonm8932

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing they fear are swans

@LetMeEatIt

3 жыл бұрын

@@andragonm8932 swans have no fear

@lokismischief2512

3 жыл бұрын

They fear swans lol

@lokismischief2512

3 жыл бұрын

@@andragonm8932 lmao i didnt read your comment first :P damn it. Truth speaks though haha

Swan: lust Duck: gluttony Goose: wrath

@Neobahamutfr36

3 жыл бұрын

Peacock : pride Magpie : greed

@cinquine1

3 жыл бұрын

Guess you've never encountered a swan's wrath.

@MichaelHarto

3 жыл бұрын

We're missing sloth and envy

@IAmRelXL

3 жыл бұрын

Revised List: Pride: Eagle Wrath: Goose Greed: Magpie Envy: Seagull Gluttony: Duck Lust: Swan Sloth: Buzzard

@Potato_Sama

3 жыл бұрын

@@Neobahamutfr36 magpies are dick when mating here in Australia

I recently found out that geese are unconditionally, with NO exception, afraid of the sound of a Craftsman S205 chainsaw starting up. Every time I turn it on, every goose within audible range, no matter how angry, immediately stops what they’re doing, gets up, and flies away. It’s just a consistent thing.

@Malacite

2 жыл бұрын

So the mighty 🐍 🐔 had a weakness after all...

@kylepope1186

Жыл бұрын

I'll just hang a revving chainsaw nearby whenever I wanna fish off the dock. Thanks for the tip.

@TheMsdos25

Жыл бұрын

*Doom music intensifies*

@Shade_Dragon

Жыл бұрын

There's a story here

@ThatsMrPencilneck2U

Жыл бұрын

I don't have wings, but should I hear the sound of a Craftsman S205 chainsaw behind me, I am certain I could fly.

Born 1952. There had been fear Canadian geese were going extinct. Much earlier (before my birth) a guy named Jack Miner stepped up; but I remember people talking about it. Established feeding grounds, started banding birds, keeping records that formed the basis of the U.S. / Canadian migratory bird treaty. He was very successful. Maybe too successful!

@DavidLeon140m3

5 ай бұрын

and he voted for PET

@batshitcrazy757

4 ай бұрын

So now we know who’s fault it is

@shattered115

16 күн бұрын

From endangered to invasive.

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is where we store our anger.

@funnyman7905

3 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Canadian, I can confirm this is indeed true.

@sabsab878

3 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now

@David_Fellner

3 жыл бұрын

I've heard your anger is delicious, but never had a chance to taste it myself.

@butterqueen767

3 жыл бұрын

@@David_Fellner well it’s your lucky day

@rtjf1755

3 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now

"Why are Canadians so nice?" Well you see once a year on Canada day we hold a ritual where we channel all our bad energy into the Canada goose. Sorry"

@user-ey1nv2gn9h

3 жыл бұрын

I used to chase these things around and I have never gotten pecked

@albertluttig1974

3 жыл бұрын

The one time they skipped the ritual was the reason why the Germans fear them during the First World War

@TheCanadiangirl4

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you telling the world our secrets Shade?

@hans-joachimbierwirth4727

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, once a year... Rest of the time you channel all your bad energy into Jordan Peterson.

@peteandrepete528

3 жыл бұрын

It's too bad that Canada's air force has to fly south for the winter LOL.

I have fed and befriended them and have become the geesemaster. They are now my mighty army that no one will dare challenge.

@girlofthevalley69469

14 күн бұрын

I'm starting to as well. Started with one. Now I have 6 !

@dustinh4175

14 күн бұрын

@@girlofthevalley69469 I salute you

@bennyslegoanimations5834

3 күн бұрын

I've also taken up this feat. Although daring, it it certainly worth it.

Fun fact: geese fly in V-formation because their wingtips generate spinning vortices, and by positioning oneself in exactly correct spot behind the leader, the follower goose can ride the updraft of that vortex - which is a lot less physical effort to stay airborne. Headwind resistance is actually slightly more, because the leader pushes the air backwards and the follower has to fly through that, but being in the updraft more than makes up for it. Due to the same effect geese can sometimes enter formations beside moving vehicles with particular aerodynamics.

"Canada geese were once a protected species" And then we learned

@andymendivil183

3 жыл бұрын

Key word *O N C E*

@Ch-ew9tm

3 жыл бұрын

@@andymendivil183 ah i see you are a man of culture as well

@Rockysnappzz

3 жыл бұрын

Me in my car: ... 🦆: 👁️👅👁️ The radio: Charli XCX, Let's ride

@jamiehughes5573

3 жыл бұрын

It's worse since Canadian geese migrate to the UK as well

@andymendivil183

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ch-ew9tm ;^)

Absolutely horrendous creatures, their hollow bones filled with anger and hate, necks of snakes and sounds of the devil, I love them

@Maggie66112

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@MP-ic3li

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment confuses me, I fully understand your point.

@michealdey3516

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but if we have anything like it in india.....we daily cooking it..,..😁😁

@bucca2

3 жыл бұрын

Micheal Dey They would probably just avoid humans then, they’re pretty smart. And unless you bring a gun, it is VERY hard to get ahold of them.

@michealdey3516

3 жыл бұрын

@@bucca2 we dont need any type of gun to hunt them....we have such a great slingshot 😉......another things oftentimes they are attacking to human , swan, geese , goose etc. Thats mean they are not avoid human also not affraid

I worked in an urban irrigation project for a few years and we had a lot of geese and ducks. The old timers carried spray bottles with a diluted mixture of water and ammonia with them, when the geese got aggressive they would spray the attackers on the chest of back with the smelly stuff. They would immediately stop and retreat. After a while the aggressive birds learned to avoid the guys with the bottles.

Love when the honkers fly over, honking.

When i was like 5, a goose bit me. My dad was like "it didn't hurt. geese don't have teeth." Well, guess what, Tim. They may not have teeth, but they have serrated knives for mouths. Shit hurt man....

@1379andre

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha you called him Tim

@Maggie66112

3 жыл бұрын

They actually Have teeth.... You send a goose's mouth? It's nightmare fuel

@1379andre

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maggie66112 i know i watched the video lol its pretty fucked

@jetrickgordo4026

3 жыл бұрын

Do the spikes get stuck on your flesh? Cause that's worse for me.

@bigsam8597

3 жыл бұрын

@@1379andre I've seen It in real life. I sometimes feed the White Chinese Geese at my local park, they got sharp teeth, but if you hand feed them they'll be gentle enough.

I just realized that the “f” in goose stands for friendly!

@Thedapperwolf.

3 жыл бұрын

The (F) is just really really really really really REAAAAAAALLY silent.

@caroljo420

3 жыл бұрын

Goofe?

@boneyexpress7302

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I didnt knew that, I'm gonna tell this to everyone :0

@firstnamesurname2482

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, there's no "F" in goose Ohhhhh....

@rustyshackleford6693

3 жыл бұрын

How is this not the top comment

A Canadian Riot is two guys dressed in 3 layers of clothing, holding up cardboard signs saying " I am very upset. "

Normal birds: Are you guys flying south for the winter or what? Geese: HAHAHONK!

The four horsebirds of the apocalypse War: Geese Famine: Seagull Disease: Pigeon Death: Crow

@Kittykat.0

3 жыл бұрын

99% of seagulls are thieves

@Koldyuki

3 жыл бұрын

Peakock : pride

@Kittykat.0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koldyuki Bruh, you died

@Koldyuki

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kittykat.0 no my child

@Kittykat.0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koldyuki oh, ok

"They were once protected" Then we figured out they could damn well protect themselves without our help.

@Tyler-fm1ke

3 жыл бұрын

We protected them in the past, our first mistake with them

@Wet_sheen

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

It's that Anna Paquin movie, "Fly Away Home"s fault, propaganda I tells ya!

@adamwarlock59

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@k-peezy2723

3 жыл бұрын

@Him Him It's known as February down here, aka "unlimited season". But point still stands

"I don't want peace,I want problems always"

We have a goose named goose, it isn’t just a goose tho because it’s a special breed with curly feathers and she was the only one of her batch of incubator eggs that hatched She also is best friends with one of our ducks named crumble, it’s so cute how those 2 always hang out together

@danielstadterman5313

14 күн бұрын

It’s a Sebastopol (curly feathers).

The chances of being attacked by a goose are low, *but never zero.*

@MrNickelbrille

3 жыл бұрын

When you came to my bosses place "HIM" would explain what low is :-)

@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059

3 жыл бұрын

@Shovan picchi By break it to the BBQ you mean bring it to the BBQ..?

@anthonydesroches785

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, come where I'm at I'll take you to a few places and test that theory!!!!!! Lol

@groovybeans7849

3 жыл бұрын

The chances of being attacked by a goose are not low.

@anthonydesroches785

3 жыл бұрын

@GÖÖSË hi

I once had a white goose imprint on me and while it was very sweet and loving towards me, he was very territorial and would try to wreck anyone within six feet of me. He would even try to follow me onto my school bus thus blocking traffic a few times. Ahhh I miss you, Elmer.

@Macabresque

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to him?

@themalcahtwinz4743

3 жыл бұрын

@@Macabresquething got run over 🤣

@handfulmousefly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Macabresque I mean, geese don't live super long so he probably died of old age

@crazyelfprincess

3 жыл бұрын

My mom had a goose imprint on her. He didn't like my dad, and attacked him. And that's why we generally have goose for Christmas.

@Diego-gg1rc

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyelfprincess ;_ ;

Listen and understand! This thing is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear! And it absolutely will not stop! _Ever!_

Idk, I bike through gaggles of geese regularly in Philly, and they're some of the chillest birds I've seen. They rarely do anything other than look at me like "what's up"?

Animal: breathes Geese: *you’re about to be live’nt*

@VieraXXII

3 жыл бұрын

What!? 😂😂

@tameronica

3 жыл бұрын

The goose made the animal aliven't

@deluxe_tron5543

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment.....

@blursedfly3504

3 жыл бұрын

Fox: *NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT*

@crushedavocado203

3 жыл бұрын

For thou art ded

they say "feathered dinosaurs are not scary" i guess they never experienced being attacked by geese

@patricksarama4963

3 жыл бұрын

Geese are dinosaurs

@Gabriel-zx3ge

3 жыл бұрын

@@patricksarama4963 That's what he meant

@sergeantsonso3490

3 жыл бұрын

if a goose scares you, then it doesnt take much to scare you.

@someone.6259

3 жыл бұрын

@@patricksarama4963 yeah they are avian-dinosaurs that survived the extinction so technically dinosaurs never whent extinct

@Shoikan06

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergeantsonso3490 Yea, they're pretty much all show. If one charges you and you just don't move, it will stop. If it doesn't you give it a medium strength kick and it will stop.

As a tiny child I was chased by a flock of geese, in a neighbours field, I now treat them with the utmost respect and a bit of fear.

Humans: build parks Geese: it's free real estate

@alidelatierra

3 жыл бұрын

World and goose habitats: exist peacefully Humans: it's free real estate

@ventithedrunk9506

3 жыл бұрын

Human: I built a park Geese: OUR park

I love the fact that Animalogic is up to date on memes

@jamalsalads

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a web series?

@divaowu7469

3 жыл бұрын

*Yeeeeeeeeeassssss*

@DBT1007

3 жыл бұрын

it's not

@kingcobra7183

3 жыл бұрын

I believe you meant to say lI’m glad Danielle Dafoe is up to date on the dank memes that are trending on the world wide web”

@thegmanaj6792

3 жыл бұрын

"Up to date" that meme is at least a year old xD

There are a bunch of artificial streams in my apartment complex that are filled with ducks year round. During the goose season (like right now) it's filled with Canadian Honkers too. I can't walk out of my door without one on the roof honking, or a pair of them with five or so goslings between them on the narrow walkways, hissing at everyone that comes close. I like em and don't care, it's like I live next to the river year round, I've woken up to geese on my porch harassing my cat through the sliding glass door and wouldn't change a thing!

The Canadian Goose makes a fabulous watchdog. Simply fabulous.

@Hollyucinogen

2 күн бұрын

Some people up here apparently used to use them as guard dogs. (Guard geese? 🧐)

Canada: The Cobra-Chicken is one of our national animals.

@spacekid9680

3 жыл бұрын

COBRA-CHICKEN

@moonlight_mylk

3 жыл бұрын

I do not like the cobra-chicken

@Stellar12316

3 жыл бұрын

I thought only my friends and I called it that

@Stellar12316

3 жыл бұрын

7 million birds an how many people are around ? Not really a fair fight really ?

@CraniumCannibal

3 жыл бұрын

Step mom has cobra chicken. That's awesome

As a child I had half a loaf of wonder bread. No geese around so I went to the kind and polite ducks. Just as I dug my hand in for a slice....I heard the honking behind me, dive bombing me. You’d think a bear was chasing me, but nope, it was the hoard of feathers closing in. And all I could hear behind the incessant honking was my mom yelling, “DROP THE BREAD!!!”.

@spookdeville7916

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I just literally laughed out loud😭💀💀💀💀

@cantthinkofagoodname.6467

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh IRL! 😄My parents told me a very similar story that happened to my sister when she was a little child.

@ThePlanet3ater

2 жыл бұрын

The bread ain’t worth your body never being found

@bobcabbit6343

2 жыл бұрын

Had a similar story with seagulls. They were terrifying enough without being geese.

@hotaru8309

2 жыл бұрын

Bread is bad to feed birds, because besides nutrition problems, it causes algae blooms in lakes and rivers, killing huge amounts of fish and occasionally killing all the fish and animals like frogs in a lake. The water goes dead. Except, bacteria multiplies.

I love geese. Every years hundreds or thousands flock to a local lake near me and they all fly in at the same time. Its so much fun to see.

You'd be surprised, but the canada goose can also be found in the netherlands. There are a lot of them next to a cycling path i used to use to get to work, and in the spring they would constantly attack any cyclist riding there.

Bout 10 years ago I remember reading an article about a drug dealer who used geese to protect his weed plants.

@Shaggy-lu6dz

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something i would do.

@TheDecree93

3 жыл бұрын

Shaggy420 user name checks out

@WoobooRidesAgain

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually not all that uncommon for drug dealers to use geese as guard animals. They aren't necessarily used as attack animals though. Most of the time, they're used as ad-hoc alarms, because when geese see something they don't like, they'll honk like crazy.

@JesseDanLee

3 жыл бұрын

Was it Ricky LaFleur?

@Shaggy-lu6dz

3 жыл бұрын

@@WoobooRidesAgain i dont think its all that uncommon depending where you are in the world to just have a few guard geese regardless if you sell weed or not.

"Geese: Peace Was Never an Option." Don't mess with them or it's your goose that will be cooked.

@thepackofwasabibeans

3 жыл бұрын

Peace: Geese was never an option.

@ingridc0ld

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@delancyj67

3 жыл бұрын

Please see yourself out.

@jordanhunt8608

3 жыл бұрын

@Ross Otto love me some KeyBoard Warriors

@prcervi

3 жыл бұрын

grab 'em by the neck and toss for ample retreat time it won't hurt the goose, they've really tough necks for some reason

Growing up in southeastern Virginia, the Canada Geese migrated back and forth. Now they stay year round. I read an article a couple of years ago that some Americans concerned about the Canada Goose might become endangered, so they raised many of them domestically. This, as well as the vast number of detention ponds built in housing areas, have contributed to these Canada Geese not migrating.

Ducks and geese are great in shorts with a phonk background music!🔥🦆

Geese are a strange case. We fear them _because_ they're beautiful and fragile. Yes, the goose knows we're not frickin mosters - that we're not just gonna grab an attacking goose by the neck and smash it. And it takes advantage of this ... and bullies us with impunity.

@kennymccormickprofessional5999

3 жыл бұрын

I will most definitely grab a goose by the neck and smash it if it hurts me bad enough

@hotcrazycatladyme168

3 жыл бұрын

Does eating them make us monsters? Because it's kind of a tradition in many places across Canada. So yeah, we would be likely to grab an attacking goose by the neck and smash it, lol. grab, smash, shake then bake. :) p.s I didn't know that anyone feared geese until watching this video... I did however notice the poop. It's kinda hard to miss.

@ilikecheese4518

3 жыл бұрын

i will still tie a knot in a goose’s neck if it comes at me

@foxhound963

3 жыл бұрын

1)Those necks are harder to brake the you might think 2) If you just posture aggressively back at an attacking goose, it will usually back off unless you are a small child.

@foxhound963

3 жыл бұрын

*break, not brake.

Geese: frick you, peace was never an option Human: bread Geese: understandable have a nice day

@dudeman1094

3 жыл бұрын

Human...gives bread Goose...offering accepted

@trakiMDZ

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha

@nonstoppugly

3 жыл бұрын

this is funny but just to be clear bread is pretty bad for birds, don’t feed it to them

@adammoore4812

3 жыл бұрын

Human: gibs 🍞 Goose: your execution has been postponed... For now

@fiend652

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonstoppugly thats why people should feed them bread those little shits gotta die

Thisbis such a great channel. Thank you!

I have GOOSEbumps

Goose : Attack : 3 Speed : 6 HP : 4 Stealth : 1 Defense : 1 Intimidation : 99+

@gloryfire2161

3 жыл бұрын

Stealth 1?.....don't you know an untitled goose game? 5

@Maggie66112

3 жыл бұрын

Attack: 879786

@Computernerd002

3 жыл бұрын

I have geese, they can be pretty sneaky

@KristenRobertskris10lr

3 жыл бұрын

A fellow fan of tier zoo perhaps?

@yoboikamil525

3 жыл бұрын

@@KristenRobertskris10lr yes

I have a 40kg Northern Inuit dog. A white goose chased us both for 15 minutes. Every time it stopped to catch its breath we did too. Then he'd chase us again. It was a Mexican standoff. This thing was like the terminator. We'll never forget that day

@triciaandjonjones2001

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@silverhawkscape2677

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something out of a Cartoon

@GothamThotSlayer

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@Evasiv

2 жыл бұрын

just go kick it, its a bird. theres 7,000,000 other geese who are assholes

@sierraholt4600

2 жыл бұрын

Lord I cannot 😂😂

Midwest. Black lab, now passed away. Possibly the best day of her life was when I finally got fed up enough with Canada geese and unleashed her. One dog, 100+ geese fooling around, and an epic cavalry charge. Geese may not fear some things but a black lab is one of them. RIP my dear.

I used to live on a little homestead with dozens of chickens and other birds. We had this one goose that had the loudest and shrillest honk ever…..I named her Kelly Ann Coulter. Bobcat shut her up one night though, may she rest in pieces.

"...one the most feared animal by city slicker..." Me-Looks out the window at the brown bear failing to get the chains off of the garbage bin.

@b1rthfl0w3r

3 жыл бұрын

Pffffffft

@GG-kn2se

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s what happens when people destroy their habitats

@bring6not12

3 жыл бұрын

@@GG-kn2se it's funny cause you probably live in a city

@Maggie66112

3 жыл бұрын

@@orange_5936 ...why?

@RizzRoss9001

3 жыл бұрын

@@bring6not12 And? That doesn't invalidate his point.

“And put your rake in the lake” I understood that reference.

@Mr.CliffysWorld

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't . Lol . How about lettin' some of us idiots in on it lol I did not get the reference yet oddly I somehow feel I should and will feel stupid when I hear it . Lol ✌

@maelstrom3002

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher Ressler it’s from a dunkey video and also untitled goose game

@corvusnocturne

3 жыл бұрын

RAKE IN THE LAKE RAKE IN THE LAKE

@GrimlockOU

3 жыл бұрын

RAKE IN DA LAKE RAKE IN DA LAKE

@beckybishop4371

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.CliffysWorld I know it from the untitled goose game. It's essentially a game where you play as an a**hole goose and ruin peoples picnics and stuff

I like how geese superpower is “ruining picnics” in the words of jiraya “just barely glorious, but glorious indeed.

It's fantastic hearing how these puffs of feathers live. Especially in regards to scaring humans.

An unprovoked goose: *angry hissing*

@JazzTheChameleon

3 жыл бұрын

Omg one hissed at me once and I was like "wtf man, I did nothing to you!"

@jordanosb7676

3 жыл бұрын

Jazz The Chameleon I’ve had one walk up to me while I sitting at a bench and it hissed at me, like what? You were 20 feet away and I’ve been here for like 5 minutes already

@JazzTheChameleon

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanosb7676 hahahaha, that's so funny! Its like "I don't appreciate your existence" xD

@misskate3815

3 жыл бұрын

So i used to be scared of the hissing, then i noticed something. They hiss when they ask for food. So now i either ignore the hissing or give them food.

@Ryfinius

3 жыл бұрын

I was feeding a family of Canadian geese but that didn't stop the parents from hissing at me.

Canada geese: *Aggressive and peace was never an option* Canada human: *Sorry, I'm too nice*

@bigdapramirez6157

3 жыл бұрын

Why not just Canadian?

@rubyrubex1591

3 жыл бұрын

We, Canadian, participate yearly in a ritual where we channel our hatred towards humanity inside of the geese as they are vessels that are already used to the amount of hatred channeled.

@shilohmerilan9858

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna say it, not again W h y a r e y o u e v e r y w h e r e

@alventuradelacruz522

3 жыл бұрын

The Geese species enslaved canadians

@coal159

3 жыл бұрын

Canadian geese here are legit SOO un aggressive that you can chase the entire flock and none of them fight back

I actually enjoy the Canada geese. I once had an office where a couple of them would hang out outside my window. I enjoyed having them there while I was working. Once a year, the mail would get crazy and attack his image in the window for about 2 or 3 weeks.

I walk in an area with 100+ canada geese every day. They are menacing but over time I've yelled at them enough and my dog charges them that they don't initiate anything anymore. They don't really like loud noises approaching them and unless their goslings are nearby they'll scatter. They poo so much it is insane. I hate them a lot but we co-exist, I'm happy they have somewhere they all feel comfortable and they are very cute.

Being chased by a goose as a child is one of the most horrifying experiences that I would not wish on my worst enemies

@Druggy-Doggo

3 жыл бұрын

I hear you. As children a goose can definitely put run you and when it catches you it’s game over 👊

@SheilaPatterson

3 жыл бұрын

I now believe that Canadian Geese are the direct descendants of Velociraptors.

@jfdfdjdndndndndndndnfnbd

3 жыл бұрын

an entire flock of geese chased me and my mother when i was younger. *it caught up to our four wheeler*

@brianhong5070

3 жыл бұрын

That was me. At one point I had to start taking bread crumbs with me to the park as a payment for me not to get chased

@pieceoftrash184

3 жыл бұрын

@@SheilaPatterson well all birds descended from therapods and velociraptors are therapods

"Dinosaurs with feathers aren't scary" Geese: *Peace was never an option*

@SharksandDinos

3 жыл бұрын

Swan: Game on *Demonically laughs.*

@jamy306

3 жыл бұрын

Velociraptor crying in the corner

@marcopohl4875

3 жыл бұрын

@@SharksandDinos I like your name and profile pic

@airplanenut89

3 жыл бұрын

More like Geese: So you have chosen death.

@ezraf.7759

3 жыл бұрын

Ever wondered why most pictures of penguins are shown with their mouths closed?

For some reason I’ve never had to deal with goose aggression, I’ve come across and passed many geese and they seem to be either disinterested in chasing me or somewhat comfortable with my presence. Funnily enough I now incubate and raise geese! It started when I adopted 2 embden geese that had been abandoned on land near a house I moved into with my mother. We quickly earned their trust and eventually decided to start getting more geese and now even incubating and hatching goose eggs and they are so incredibly loving and loyal when you earn their trust. We also get some Canadian geese around here, and they are very friendly toward us and even eat out of our hands, it’s great!

I actually remember when I was little in the 80s, bird populations of all types had been decimated…probably due to DDT? It’s been amazing to see all of them come back…yes, even the cranky Canada goose!

@FreedomTalkMedia

24 күн бұрын

There were seagulls everywhere, in parking lots, like flying rats in the '80s. Now I only see a handful of seagulls at the beach.

Legends says that an ancient Canadian Wizard attempted to remove the evil from his people. He succeeded, but little did he know that the leftover evil would manifest into a twisted waddling devil that would haunt all of humanity for the rest of eternity.

@DracoInduperator

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I like that!

@krissydoll8213

3 жыл бұрын

Dang Wizards! Haha! Don't they know with great power comes great responsibility?

@DracoInduperator

3 жыл бұрын

@@krissydoll8213 naw only super people need worry about that shit.... 😝

@minecraft425

3 жыл бұрын

There are reason Canadian can't harm the geese.

@cezarcatalin1406

3 жыл бұрын

He succeeded... but at what cost ?

As a Canadian, I can confirm that we channel all of our hate into the geese through an annual ritual.

@rosegold973

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh lord 😭

@dumoulin11

3 жыл бұрын

This is true.

@Superbug-tf8zy

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumoulin11 it is.

@Chaos89P

3 жыл бұрын

Goose season, Christmas dinner, or have your dogs scare them into the sky?

@YujiUedaFan

3 жыл бұрын

Then maybe you should stop killing swans. The UK doesn't have issues with geese, because swans are there to keep them in check.

I grew up with geese on a small farm and I still go to farms. You can't really make peace with them on any terms but their own. They are excellent guards even better than dogs as they can't be bribed with food or petted or charmed. They saved Rome from the Gauls back in the day and kick up a racket if strangers arrive on a farm.

Love your videos so fun to watch I hope a lot of schools show them to kids my grandson love them and he laughs with the little jokes you been saying 😊

I took my sister's little dog for a walk and it realllly wanted to harass a Canadian goose it saw. I held it back and told it: "Bud, I promise you this is not a fight you want."

The Canada goose is the most widespread goose species in the uk. I'm convinced this is how Canada chose to get revenge on the British. The Royal Air Force was no match for the Canada goose.

@thatonecanadianguy6523

2 жыл бұрын

What about us? We get screwed even harder, since this is where the vast majority live. There's a whole flock that lives next to the liquor store I do security at, and sometimes they shit on random peeople coming into the store while perched on the roof.

@fendy5124

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatonecanadianguy6523 mustve been one bad day to be shat on by geese LMAO

@thatonecanadianguy6523

2 жыл бұрын

@@fendy5124 LOL, you're telling me!

@sophiejones3554

2 жыл бұрын

Collies are the best way I’ve seen for dealing with Canada geese. My father’s employer had a problem with them since their offices were located in an industrial park with acres of lawns. They hired a local farmer and his collies to keep the geese away from the buildings and sidewalks. It works pretty well. Geese are very smart and will learn, and collies can be very persuasive.

@jonathanma9115

2 жыл бұрын

i saw a litteral flock of what 20 or 10 geese in the school field just chillin and we had to look with envy as the geese took a major playing part of the school

In Ottawa , Canada the Canada Geese are pretty chill because a lot of people feed them and lake park go-ers and geese can co-exist if you show them respect , don't go anywhere near the chicks and don't harass them. Respect animals and they are normally do the same.

Remember, this is the thing that taught Canadians to say sorry

"For Canada Geese, Peace Was Never an Option." Me: *She said it, she said the thing.*

@arborealmole8079

3 жыл бұрын

She also said they will put your rake in the lake which is a reference to the untitled goose game

@coolboy4410

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but why does Hiyoko have an M60

@cerberusloyalist5038

2 жыл бұрын

say the line bart!

@TheEmperorHyperion

2 жыл бұрын

Predictabo!

@Void-gk1bx

Жыл бұрын

Canada is literally the IRL version of that game

We had a pet goose named Flipper. We found her as an egg and let our chickens do the work. She was the sweetest goose I've ever had. Whenever you fed her she was so careful , and on top of that she'd follow you around with her best friend (a chicken she got attached to.) On the last few weeks of her life she learned how to get on our porch and constantly honk till we came out and pet her/feed her. A tiny bit ago we lost her, and never found her. She never seemed interested in the geese flying overhead so we believe the cougar nearby got her. RIP Flipper, you will live forever in our hearts.

@Gigadramon6

2 жыл бұрын

My condolences on your loss.

@MP-vc4nu

2 жыл бұрын

She was called by Canadian Army to be in service. 90% of Canadian Air Force and Commandos are made out of Gooses.

@crackhead2able

2 жыл бұрын

I have Flipper, and her 50 friends would you like her back with the friends?

@ExoticTrico

2 жыл бұрын

@@crackhead2able Aha, I wish! Once we drove out 3 hours to meet someone who had found a goose who had the same personality/sweetness/habits as flipper. Unfortunately it was not her

@lepidoptery

Жыл бұрын

the honking probably attracted the wrong type of attention 😢

I am 100% biased, I love Canadian geese, they just speak to my soul. I love them.

I like to imagine that Velociraptors acted much like the Canadian geese

@Chesemiser

2 жыл бұрын

No the velociraptor doesn't have the power to have such wrath

@m1sty033

Жыл бұрын

@@Chesemiser You’re right.

@TerryDeG

Жыл бұрын

Did you notice Danielle was calling them Canada Geese. That's what their real name is. I have to try to remeber that all the time along with calling a bunch of geese a gaggle instead of a flock.

“They will chase you out of your own garden and put your rake in the lake” Ayyyyyee!

a bunch of Canada geese took over my apartment complex once. walking my parents' small yapper of a dog was a terrifying ordeal. he kept wanting to bark at them and they'd rear up hissing. i literally tried to stay >20 ft away at all times.

We live in the southeastern U.S. state of Georgia. There are all sorts of water fowl near us. The birds most common are the Canadian Geese. I love these birds. They're so royal looking. As long as we keep our distance they're certainly not aggressive and are more likely to flee than fight when approached. This makes them difficult to photograph. They eat grass and don't bother anyone who doesn't bother them.

Alternative Title: Geese:Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk

@VieraXXII

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@BlooCollaGal

3 жыл бұрын

The "bonk" is when I knock its head off with a golf club: geese are delicious on the rotisserie.

@masterxicon2453

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlooCollaGal Geese attack you. You with a hold club: Oh how the turntables

@BlooCollaGal

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterxicon2453 Buahahahaha Exactly

@BlooCollaGal

3 жыл бұрын

@Hand on my lighter for legal reasons you have to say "I feared for my life, it was coming right at me!"

Me: NO FEAR *animalogic shows teethy beak* Me: ONE FEAR

@frederickateng3779

3 жыл бұрын

Well its even scarier: teethy tongue

@spacekid9680

3 жыл бұрын

I already have anxiety

@Silver5kull

3 жыл бұрын

KyuCat: I fear no thing, except that *thing* geese: **exist** KyuCat: It scares me.

There was an area by my home where the geese used to frequently cross the street in the morning holding up traffic. One day I saw a car go around the line of traffic and plow straight through the line of geese hitting several of them in the process. I never saw them crossing at that spot again. Looks like they learned their lesson.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be such a hostile goose." -Beck, You

Geese: *SO UNCOMMON FOR THE PREY TO COME TO US* Me: I brought yum yums! Geese: *THE ANCIENT ALLIANCE STILL STANDS YOU SHALL PASS*

@augustuslunasol10thapostle

3 жыл бұрын

Geese get yum Yums humans get to pass

@abbyalphonse499

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a reference?

@danielhale1

3 жыл бұрын

@@abbyalphonse499 Not to anything specific. I kinda had in mind ancient pacts made with dragons/demons etc in stories. Normally they'd kill/consume you on sight, but you know the specific words/ritual/bloodline to invoke your ancestors' old pact and they're bound to honor it. :P

@abbyalphonse499

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhale1 Gotcha.

@0bstinacy

2 жыл бұрын

LOL so true

I was chased by a flock of geese for 2 blocks when I was 16, no joke. Never run so hard in my life.

@Oxnate

3 жыл бұрын

If only baseball bats had been invented back then.

@HoneyBadgerVideos

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't happen to run southward did you?

@ericthompson3982

3 жыл бұрын

@@HoneyBadgerVideos It was in a generally southerly direction within my neighborhood, now that you mention it.

@HoneyBadgerVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericthompson3982 and were they also flying in V formation? :p

@ericthompson3982

2 жыл бұрын

@@HoneyBadgerVideos They were running. As was I.

I’ve got a whole family of Canadian Geese living in one of my ponds. Lovely guest, haven’t had coyotes in weeks.

My 6'3 factory working, long bearded brother is still scared of geese after being chased by a Canada goose around the park when he was about 4.

@squidwurdiered1445

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t blame him, I’d be scared too😬

@misssincere5762

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Damn! 😳

@Va11idus

2 жыл бұрын

I had 30 or so of them as pets when I was a kid. I can't imagine being afraid of them.

@litobrigante1413

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 6'4 and I'm motivated to see where these Geese hearts are at😂 Wish me luck

@euphoricnotes3409

2 жыл бұрын

You don’t stand a chance.

1:50 I like how Canadian Geese were introduced. “If you were ever attacked by Geese in North America; it was probably a Canada Goose”. Lol

@VoltairesRevenge

11 ай бұрын

They’re also introduced as black and aggressive. Anti-black goose racism

Have never for a second been afraid of a goose?! To be able to feed a wild animal out of my hand as a kid was the coolest thing ever! My favorite part of going to the beach lol

"You loveable jerks". Gonna giggle about that for a bit. Love the show!

I remember like 2 years ago, i was at my college, we have a bunch of them here in PA and their waste is everywhere at the campus. I was just sitting on a bench near the lake, waiting for my next class to start. I was eating a poptart and out of no where it just landed on the bench by me. And it just stared at me for like a minute, it wasnt looking at me but my food, i decided not to risk it, to just sit the poptart down and back away. As soon as i backed away it took the poptart and flew away, i didnt want the smoke, and i feared for my life.

@Kevin-fj5oe

3 жыл бұрын

Wise decision

@aronchangepfp6643

3 жыл бұрын

This this is near death n life situatuion

@latashawalker49

3 жыл бұрын

Dayuuuum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@darryljack6612

3 жыл бұрын

@Amc547 Warlord The way the bench was designed it had more than enough room. Also while i exaggerate on the kill part, i definitely wouldnt take my chances. I would lose that fight.

@dinosoarskill17

3 жыл бұрын

just grab it by the neck and snap it..?

"...chase you out of the garden, and put your rake in the lake..." I understood that reference.

@vauneoso3292

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@williamjeffersonclinton69

3 жыл бұрын

Lock a doofus in a phone both.

@masonprisco3782

3 жыл бұрын

My dumbass heard that and was like "huh...I guess they do that a lot and thats why its in that goose game." ...and then the smart part of my brain slapped the stupid part.

5:20 To be fair, the geese don't always have the best human role models. 😭

I live close to Kingsville Ontario which is home to Jack Miners Bird Sanctuary. There are literally thousands and thousands at the show area and the field. Jack Miner began banding and tracking the migration of Canada Geese aka Canadian Cobra Chicken and was a pioneer in this field. He was also good friends with Ty Cobb and there is a ton of baseball memorabilia including the rare Ty Cobb game used bats with signatures

@Hollyucinogen

9 ай бұрын

Hi! I'm also from Ontario (Ottawa). I heard that the Cobra Chickens were starting to take over the streets against because of all the C-19 lockdowns.

I was today years old when I realised that people purposefully created the phrase ‘duck-duck-goose’ because geese will literally chase people down like rabid children.

@jryanez6688

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh. You're woke. 😂 I never thought of that

@chloeisqueenofgachaclub5597

3 жыл бұрын

And ducks are more calm and won't chase you

Miss my goose. Rescued him as an orphan and he flew south a few years ago. YOU'RE MY BOY FRANKIE I LOVE YOU

@MrFujin

3 жыл бұрын

I think that goose was shot down by goose hunters lol.

@michaelcerda5514

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrFujin fujin you're such a great person I'm sure your parents love you

@MrFujin

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelcerda5514 bruh

@williamjeffersonclinton69

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrFujin a few years ago I did go goose hunting..........

@zachcramond3252

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't think that goose is alive anymore, they often return to their birthplace to nest every year. Unless they went to their new lifelong mates place.

As a child, I grew up on a farm which had a flock of geese. Whenever the man delivering propane to us can, he would get cornered by one of the geese. But, honestly, geese are not so bad, they're merely experts on bluffing others. They're aggressive and mean, but once you've grabbed their neck and control their head, they suddenly become quite docile. But the term "city slickers" is quite appropriate since anyone not experienced with geese are sure to be successfully bluffed by them.

I had 2 geese at my house. Both brother and sister, Yin and Yang, my dad named them. 2 wild geese chased ours out of the pond. Yang, she found a mate. Yin, the brother, came back. The 2 wild geese hatched a few eggs, and the eggs died. The eggs didn't survive 1 day. Now the wild geese are gone. Yin is alone, I hope Yang comes back. Yin is like my friend, I want things to get better for him, and for Yang to come home.

When I was 6 I was attacked by a Canadian goose... and I bonked it on the head with a stick and it let out the most confused honk ever. Looked and me a walked away honking up a storm.

@-personne--nobody-3752

3 жыл бұрын

You sure that wasn't a Karen?

@gorbsupreme7555

3 жыл бұрын

@jogger lotsofcrime bro you sound like a karen

@gorbsupreme7555

3 жыл бұрын

@jogger lotsofcrime that doesn’t change that you sound like a Karen

@gorbsupreme7555

3 жыл бұрын

@jogger lotsofcrime stop changing the subject

@gorbsupreme7555

3 жыл бұрын

@jogger lotsofcrime well Karen’s are quite annoying

Danielle looking like she'll tour me around an art gallery and explain the emotion injected in a Jackson Pollock piece. Lookin badass, love the content as always.

@markom2928

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, true!

@aydankhaliq2967

3 жыл бұрын

"that's so deep"

I think they still are cute and funny! lol. When they hiss , i just can’t stop laughin!