Moaning about him filming with a big sign in the back of the van saying "Recording in progress"😂😂😂

@johncummins3860

Жыл бұрын

That would be a good reply to the "why are you filming " !

@camrs125

Жыл бұрын

And cctv written on the side of the van…irony is beyond these idiot’s comprehension

Imagine the paranoia that could be done if you carried a clipboard when on audits 😂

@pureChem1calz

Жыл бұрын

You are forgetting one crucial thing, a three piece suit. That would be enough to scare the crap out of anyone

@broken_bear9450

4 ай бұрын

and tick a box and go tut tut tut then look back up at them like ya dad did when you took the big bit of chicken

@thefightingfelter6456

4 ай бұрын

🙌🏼 yes

"why are you filming?" "i'm checking that people are photogenic, you just scrape in"

@Nickle314

Жыл бұрын

When they get very close, I think its only fair to warn them that they will be remembered by their descendents for the contents of their nostrils.

@MikeEves

Жыл бұрын

Scraping the bottom of a sh*t filled barrel

@pogmothoin1342

Жыл бұрын

Filming for vampires, if you show up then your not one

Ultimate recognition when a scaffolder recognises you ❤

James Corden is in everything these days.

@davidjoseph3188

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 good one

@pinpinpoola

Жыл бұрын

I thought he had lost weight!

@fokuz2023

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@stevejobson3399

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was Mr tumble

@jamesfield1674

Жыл бұрын

was going to say carfool karaoke

“If you want to learn someone’s character, give them a little power”

@serenityinside1

Жыл бұрын

Or none at all and see how they try and create some ?

@therebel4332

Жыл бұрын

Id admit to abusing it but more for my own personal amusement... Id soon get bored though as I couldn't be bothered to carry on the act.. I'd be a quick fire power wise. The thing I've learned from myself though,, is that the system has a never ending supply of control freaks,, when one gets bored the system replaces them with another. The system is set up in their image.

Ab is a legend even the scafolders working even new who he was

@daz222

Жыл бұрын

They just knew he was an auditor, they didn't know he was AB, but they do now :)

@nathankirby4612

Жыл бұрын

Even even

@Big1964D

Жыл бұрын

Fuck you're easily impressed

@BurritoSenor

Жыл бұрын

​@@daz222 even tho the guy shouted his channel name to him.....

@daz222

Жыл бұрын

@@BurritoSenor after AB had said his channel name......... yeh :)

i do love it when you asked them to act the fool for the camera. Direct and to the point

@slayedclaw317

Жыл бұрын

No one asked you loner.

This cop said that the woman reported AB, and then the woman lied to AB that she did not report AB!! WHAT A MUPPET!!!

@dr_dr

Жыл бұрын

Professional liars and scum that then try to take the moral high ground with the public when it suits their egos (when they're not out raping, stealing and abusing rights of course).

@Easy_Now_Star

Жыл бұрын

It's the Muppet Show fella, enjoy! 👊🏼

@joelhall5124

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, she pissed me off as well. Self-righteous, narcissistic, bitch

@SoberbioNumeroUno

Жыл бұрын

@Bish Bash Bosh Off the clock, off the cock

"you need to be aware"...they need to be aware that they are there for nothing more than people breaking the law. They seriously need to wind their necks in for innocents, doing innocent activities!

@ChocolateMilk..

Жыл бұрын

They'll have their necks winded in eventually.

@funnyman9616

Жыл бұрын

They all should be in the police station like the ambulance and fire station are they are all public servants but different job titles the police are public servants and can only be called out by a man or woman not a camera or see you committing a wrong crime in public but they just can’t drive round wasting taxpayers money

That ticket lady is the kind of person who would fight you over the last chip.

@mickymadeyes3602

Жыл бұрын

By the size of her arse it looks like she won every fight!

"Just act like fools...tell me to get out." And then the dummy does just that! I almost choked laughing. The voice makes it work.

Shout to the construction worker !👷

I pissed my self when you walked into job centre. "can you react?" 😂😂😂😂

@maxinerutherford9790

Жыл бұрын

That killed me 😂😂

Thanks for the pleasure of spitting coffee out of my nose in the job centre AB! 😆☕

Reverse psychology. First time I’ve seen an auditor do it. Unique as always AB! And the whole ‘give me a reaction’ thing was brilliant 😂

@pureChem1calz

Жыл бұрын

It does make them aware what is going on, although there are some thickies that might not get the memo, it's quite comical.

@pureChem1calz

Жыл бұрын

There is an auditor that has a degree in psychology and I can't remember his name!!!

@scottgordon7754

Жыл бұрын

​@@pureChem1calzpower to the prole...

@DMC888

Жыл бұрын

It generally only works with small children, or police officers 😅

@jdubbleu1011

Жыл бұрын

@@DMC888 yep, up to age 11-ish or full grown police officers 😂

That seems like an excellent way to do things. Just tell everyone to do what you don't really want them to do, and because everyone is so rigidly contrary, they will just do the opposite! "Officer, please infringe on my rights and have an eco trip!" ~ Officer says, "No, Have a nice day!" instead. 🤣

@robertwright7937

Жыл бұрын

Don't send me 4 grand? 😉😄

@harvinderrishiraj5901

Жыл бұрын

I like your thinking

@TheGrimReaper1

Жыл бұрын

That was Brea Rabbit’s strategy when he asked Brea Fox not to throw him in the briar bushes

@lucasmaddox3082

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was laughing

@stuart23969

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious, more of this please AB

Councils always manage to muster up the funds for their army of ticket revenue officers, but when it comes to things that don’t make them revenue we have to fight tooth and nail with petitions and endless meetings

Councils are always underfunded but have time to ticket cars and make life awkward for businesses

@spud7823

Жыл бұрын

Turned into revenue raiser's. Profit making companies on dun and bradstreet..

@abrut6564

Жыл бұрын

Totally destroyed businesses down my street since the parking is permit only and wardens have started to hide then ambush, the LTN cameras were the nail in the coffin though

@spud7823

Жыл бұрын

@@abrut6564 we own the roads..

"I want a reaction, just act like fools" 🤣😂😆

We use to get people filming the fire station, so we use to invite them in and show them around the wagons or give them a wave as we were in and out, The police are so self power driven it’s pathetic

@Dehydratedpencil

Жыл бұрын

When the job's purpose is to exert power onto others, you will only find psychopaths who want power over citizens. There is no incentive for a police officer to uphold peoples' rights.

@dougaldouglas8842

Жыл бұрын

Have to agree. You know I have the utmost respect for fire service personnel as they are professional, and courteous, do a hard and dangerous job, whereas the police are nothing but, as you rightly say power driven. My parents, in the 50's, warned us children to steer clear of the police as they are not nice people. How right they were.

@MikeEves

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Most police constables and their sergeants are pathetic. And that's being polite. I've worked with many and they don't know their arse from their elbow

@pureChem1calz

Жыл бұрын

That's actually so cool, I bet it was awesome

@wildboar7473

Жыл бұрын

They are afraid, must have a guilty conscience. They are use to invade not to be invaded. Bullies are outraged went they are disturbed.

The Vaping Officer is only about 1ft tall! 😂

@juleswebb1885

Жыл бұрын

Vaping stunts your growth

@fifisuki1876

Жыл бұрын

Did you mean 1ft short?

@brendandarkside1207

14 күн бұрын

Gimli killed nearly as many as legolas

That was so funny at job center.. I love you AB, all the respect to you

I love your honesty when talking to G4S! You’re going to ruin it for everybody else 😂😂. You’ve turned everything upside down 😂. Keep safe AB, I want to see more 👍🏻

What sets you apart from the rest is how funny you are, always putting a smile on my face. Well done AB.

@tomlong81

Жыл бұрын

Funny or embarrassingly childish?

@verbalkint1770

Жыл бұрын

​@@tomlong81 A good sense of humor.

@tomlong81

Жыл бұрын

@@damienrobbie5974 do you really find this funny? I mean its amusing in the school playground as you had mentality of a child then but as adults are you really amused by these playgound antics?

@barkinmad2296

Жыл бұрын

@@tomlong81 yes, I’m amused by this 😂🎉

@AAL-mu8ms

Жыл бұрын

Get a life

Your tone when you said "Just tell me to get out" cured my depression 😂😂😂 hilarious.

There’s always an off duty busy body copper running about with nothing else to do except cause trouble

13:37 “tikkit him man” 😂😂😂😂 killed me

The public never fail to entertain, the gift that keeps on giving 😂

Odd that they consider it absolutely normal for someone to report someone using a camera just because they want to report it but it is not normal for them for anyone to use a camera just because they want to use a camera. They have to demand reasons for using a camera and know where the footage is going but you can't demand reasons and know the identity of the persons to whom she is reporting.

@verbalkint1770

Жыл бұрын

It's ABsolutely insane.

@JonnyParker-

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the n.w.o.

@andrewedwards477

Жыл бұрын

@@verbalkint1770 I see what you did there. LOL

@Mister_Holdsworth

Жыл бұрын

Rules are different around the end use. If you are filming to make money you need to comply to certain laws but if not then you don't.

@TheSadButMadLad

Жыл бұрын

Sheeple think that a camera is a regulated device so only those with authority or those under orders from a boss can use one.

Big smiles back to the guy on the scaffolding. 😁

"Why did you report me" "I didn't." I'd say the lie came naturally to her, but you can see how uncomfortable she was at being confronted in such a direct, polite way, as snitches and gossips always are. Not even brave enough to admit she reported him.

@Crow_Friend

Жыл бұрын

A lying copper, what a surprise 🐽

@MrGiedriokas

Жыл бұрын

You can tell that she's a disgusting lying cow.

@easynowoldchap04

Жыл бұрын

Just think if she can lie about that what else does she lie about whilst on duty,police reports etc she needs sacking

@jasbarsoph

Жыл бұрын

Yes that lie just flowed out naturally, Imagine in court if the case wasn’t going her way.

@BabyUn0

Жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh

The absolute state of them. Sweet baby jebus. 😂

Very interesting angle on auditing !!! People just don't know how to react...Well played AB 😂

Recently found your channel AB. I have binged watched over the last few days and your vids have provided me a lot of happiness while I am going through a difficult period in my life. Thank you sir.

Can you guys give me your reaction lol 😅 I spat my coffee out when you said that 😂🇬🇧

Always BIG RESPECT 👍🏻😊👊🏻💚🔥🔥💨

That warden looked you up and down like a lump of dog shit.. TWICE! I pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂

"Act like fools""Just tell me to get out" I laughed so loud woke my 10 months baby up.

What a liar and coward that first woman was. Stir up trouble and walk away...typical.

It's actually THE LAW in Britain that you have to employ Nigerian security guards.

@TheKh65

Жыл бұрын

Who told you they were Nigerian?

the pc in the van i thought for a minute was mr tumble doing a side job he even had his voice mannerism lmao 🤣😂🤣

An absolute masterclass, and hilarious, reverse phycology montage.

Haha you crack me up! " i got no reaction from the police so can you act like fools and tell me to get out" 😂😂😂😂

Loved that clip with the builder guy cheering you on at 5:26.

From what I am seeing in your videos @Auditing Britain , many useless jobs given by the government from local to central. England is bleeding money under our eyes, I am annoyed and I don't even live there.

So auditing is over as a thing. Righteous indignation on the part of those being videod has been replaced with rudeness. Game over.

So lets see Section 1, code of ethics means she has to be honest. He's admitted she "must report you". That means she "must" be a police officer Which means when she says, "I didn't report you", she was lying.

@dougaldouglas8842

Жыл бұрын

Another loser, in society, a total loser

10 people for a parking lot which has 15 vehicles. British efficiency eh

First time seeing AB asking security for a reaction!! 🤣🤣🤣

AB-wan kenobi throwing Jedi mind tricks

I love that you're getting recognised more, thanks for the great work AB.

Asking the Job Centre security for a reaction was hilarious.

That first bloke is talking to you like he's introducing Playschool (through the oblong window!). Must be posh in Haringey...one enforcement agent per car!

YES AB, Much love to you and the family...

What is this world coming to when you can't even get a proper reaction from the servants. 😂🤣😂

The number of "guards" / "security" personnel who are obviously not UK born is very noticeable. Not that there's anything 'bad' about it but it suggests their employers deliberately employ them. Is it a case of they work under poor conditions or low wages or easily fired?

@dr_dr

Жыл бұрын

And will do anything they're told without question as they don't have any understanding of the culture or laws of the land, and seemingly don't want to either.

@vincentsubmarinismo774

Жыл бұрын

There's plenty bad with it.

@jedross2136

Ай бұрын

Here’s the scoop; security guards, cleaners, carers etc. are all the lowest of the low, need no qualifications, the job centre pushes you into them. Naturally immigrants will take these jobs as they are always available, then they can look for something else.

2:14 James Corden now works for the MET police

Awesome Sauce Thanks AB Always put a smile on my face you legend

Hi everyone! Let's all show some support to Random outings last video! Let's get it shared as much as possible! Thank you! Keep up the great work AB

How many council employees needed for that task?

Do they get training for the contemptuous stare?

@GG-jw8pt

Жыл бұрын

First question they get at the initial interview. Then you have have to get a suitable fail rate on basic law in the multiple choice 😂

She definitely gave you the 'come to bed eyes' at the end there AB.

That is hillarious. Give me a reaction! ! 😂

How many people does the council need to give a ticket ? 9 ridiculous 😂

stick an old ticket envelope to your dashboard somehow it stops you getting a ticket

Dude that van with the broken window was mine you got me a ticket bro😢

Just an idea…when plod come up to you..try telling them you’re filming them because of the current climate..be good to see the tables turned for a change 😂…keep doing your stuff AB..we love it…and the scaffolder was cool ✌🏻

@Derek_Garnham

Жыл бұрын

excellent idea

You didn’t big him up for having his SIA licence on show 😂

Blue badge check police look very efficient and thorough , why can’t all council offices be run with such ruthless authority

2:19 - I know James Cordon has fallen from grace recently but becoming a police officer isn’t going to help him gain any respect back 😂

AB you are the absolute best. We need more blue badge checkers on the streets 😂

'Just act like fools'. So funny.

Another bites the dust, spot on AB 😂😂

It was Koleeberks who was at that station. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Always funny to watch great vid ab😊😊

I can't stop laughing at the bit in the job center. AB actually asking for a reaction, just act like fools......... Classic

AB - The Parking Attendents Training Sequence just so so funny!!!! was like watching a "Carry On Film!" AB You Big Wind Up but good fun we love it!! and the workies on the building site wanting your channel after filming the Police, and a thumbs up from them was great!! - Stay Safe - PINAC!

Blonde cop looks all cute and innocent, she shouldn’t be a copper.

If you want a reaction you don't get one and if you don't want a reaction..........😂

"She's letting our office know you are out here filming"......would that be in public by any chance?......

@charlesviner1565

Жыл бұрын

🖐✌

@jdubbleu1011

Жыл бұрын

And then blatantly lie about it after “I didn’t report you”. Typical

Broken window + Box on front seat = Bait Van

Yes AB big love mate have a top weekend love AB

They need (hyperbolically speaking) to know who burgled my home. But I don't expect them for 1 minute to lift the slightest finger in finding that out. They don't need to know that there's a man with camera filming outside their gates. I do expect them to spend some time finding that out. Disconnect between the police and the public.

@michielotsen6317

Жыл бұрын

The sheer contrast to the M.O.D. police's behaviour in PTTP's upload of yesterday.. at a nuclear works site.. telling isn't it!?

💞 you AB.

@AuditingBritain

Жыл бұрын

Love you 2🥰

I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just ask like fools! Woooooiiiiii AB, You are the BEST!!!

15:33 the disdain she had for you!! Wow! These jobs seem to attract some very horrible people!! The way she looked you up and down as if youre a second rate citizen!!

You can tell how much they soooooo want to arrest you AB.

That group at the end SCATTERED like the guilty roaches that they are 🤘🏼💥🖤

Big love as always Bro...✌️

Yo! from Canada!!!!

That Recording in progress ' inside the van haha

Haha loved the van you give me a reaction and they didn’t understand but then done it 😂

A masterpiece.

honestly i have to take my hat off to this man. how he can engage with the pigs in person so often, knowing they might do anything to fuck him up, and come out of it psychologically intact. i cant stand the sight of the slimey bastards. he needs to keep reminding them of their legends such as dave carrick and wayne couzens (and the countless other miscreants hidden in their ranks as I write). good luck mr AB.

@ianhill4585

Жыл бұрын

They'll sack a few for show, but the so- so's will be let off,as not worth the hassle, this is not a "clearing house", more of a flicking the duster just for show.

"Just act like fools" 😂 ... And action 🎬📷 .. No takers? 🤔

Nice one AB that road with the parking wardens is just round the corner from Turnpike Lane tube. I thought I recognised it 😁

"Why are you here filming? - Just filming. - For what reason? - To film." I laughed so hard at that comeback! 🤣😂

The day is coming soon when AB's videos will just be him walking around filiming Police Stations, Job Centres and Yellow Jackets with no reactions...it's coming 😁

@chrispomphrett4283

Жыл бұрын

Nah, we're never going to run out of jobs worth bumpkins, never fear!😅

@Derek_Garnham

Жыл бұрын

I reckon he'll evolve to fit the new environment somehow.

@dougaldouglas8842

Жыл бұрын

Tell you a funny one. I was, this afternoon, on a railway station, with my dog, and two pigs stood on the platform. I turned to my dog and said, We have two piggies, oink, oink, and the little piggies left the platform.

@nikos-giorgos

Жыл бұрын

It's a dying profession sadly...

@andrewmcgowan4202

Жыл бұрын

Nah there are Darren's and Karen's breeding daily.

That no reaction had me laughing 😂😂