Re: Evangelion condoms???? I looked *VERY* hard for official Eva condoms, but to my vast disappointment, couldn't find any. I think it's the one product Evangelion hasn't expanded its vast merchandising empire to. If you can find em tho (remember: they gotta be officially licensed!) by all means lmk.

@golfopollo179

5 жыл бұрын

If there arent condoms ,shinji runs the risk of die of aids or something

@ryful_z3

5 жыл бұрын

They wouldn’t be condoms, they’d be at fields

@tidalgrunt6549

5 жыл бұрын

YOU WERE RIGHT. _I WASN'T READY FOR THE BOWLING PINS._

@nonsensicalabyss

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to ask whether this is a thing as well hahaa

@hogandonahue9598

5 жыл бұрын

They have fist of the north star and gundam condoms that's honestly shocking

I was just waiting to hear them getting married in an official Evangelion church.

@kingdomkey63

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure there is evonne Gillian marriage certificates

@hippiedave1362

5 жыл бұрын

Evangelion religion. Asuka died for our sins.

@Champiness

5 жыл бұрын

The priest asking if they’re worthy of each other’s grace as the audience sobs

@cannibalisticrequiem

5 жыл бұрын

In their official Eva tuxes, with their Eva reception afterwards.

@MixMasterLar

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingdomkey63 please be wrong about that. Please.

The Eva characters are happier in the advertisements than they ever are in the official canon. I’ll just leave that here.

@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579

4 жыл бұрын

They know they are making and that is what matters.

@alex_abadi42

3 жыл бұрын

@Martín Morales it's not even a genuine smile

@Eltipoquevisteayer

3 жыл бұрын

@Wth happened to my name would make a Lot of Sense actually

@InShane162

3 жыл бұрын

Kaworu is alive but Toji doesn't exist Equivalent exchange

@plaguedoktor3563

3 жыл бұрын

@Martín Morales she sure smiled a lot at the end of End Of Evangelion

Asuka in advertising: 😃 Asuka in the anime: 💀⚰️🏥

@rakusheru

2 ай бұрын

Shinji in the anime: 🥛🥛🖐️

@Ultraconix

Ай бұрын

​@@rakusheruWHAT THE FU-

@del7036

Ай бұрын

​@@rakusheruok we gotta stop this

@gyropizzamozzarella1012

Ай бұрын

​@@rakusheru That's not anime that's something start with the letter H. 💀

@Avgpsycho

Ай бұрын

@@rakusheru💀cranking the Soulja boy i see

I’m currently visiting family in Japan and I could not escape Evangelion. I didn’t know what it was at first, but then there was the merchandise everywhere. I went to visit some family outside of Tokyo in the mountains where I saw a restaurant covered in Evangelion posters and statues. I was in Shibuya where a van drove by blasting the intro music advertising an Evangelion expo. I took a fucking bullet train to Kyoto where I saw a massive Eva-1 statues from the window. I’m going fucking crazy.

@stinkodoronion

Жыл бұрын

that's just insane like- holy shit, I didn't think NGE was THAT popular

@drx737

11 ай бұрын

you (cannot) escape

@BlondeInACoffin-sx4je

11 ай бұрын

@@drx737 You can run, but you can ( not ) hide.

@joemamacaprisun

11 ай бұрын

how i aspire to be you

Evangelion is a prime example of how to turn *depression* into *cash*

@vgman94

4 жыл бұрын

Mad Lad Along with Tokyo Ghoul and POSSIBLY NieR Automata. Idk what Yoko Taro’s state of mind was when he wrote that story.

@united_games

4 жыл бұрын

vgman94 tokyo ghoul didnt make me depressed but since i watched the series and the end of evangelion a few days ago, im more depressed than before

@onyxv.o.4830

4 жыл бұрын

@@vgman94 Yoko Taro's state of mind is a constant "I wonder how I can give the people who buy my media permanent depression."

@honokakazuno

4 жыл бұрын

@@vgman94 NieR Automata was like Evangelion. Absolutely perfect.

@tsumikiayato1560

4 жыл бұрын

You know what they say: “If you’re good at something, never do it for free” Now how to sell depression?

I only digest food with my officially licensed Evangelion™️ Kaworu-themed stomach and intestines

@lilpilatesvevo4493

3 жыл бұрын

you mean with your Unit-02 intestines?

@mrmonsterhunter808

3 жыл бұрын

Blasphemy. The only thing allowed to be up in kaworu’s guts is shinji’s spear of Longinus

@two67gh

3 жыл бұрын

I use the eva-005 heart and the eva-001 lungs and eva-002 stomach organs pack.

@chistinelane

3 жыл бұрын

I could only afford the mass production eva organs.. They They laugh at me at night

@thebigbrainedalien9763

3 жыл бұрын

You gonna have some fanta with that?

I feel like we should be congratulating Shinji for finally proposing to Kaworu in his favourite eva themed bowling pin shaped outfit.

@Handlewriting

9 ай бұрын

"Congratulations"

@fishsie

7 ай бұрын

I don’t know know

@lanthan598

7 ай бұрын

Congratulations!

If I had a dollar for every time Red Bard said "Evangelion" or "Eva" I would have enough money to buy some Officially Licensed Evangelion Merch.

a truly evangelion branded electric car should require a power cord to run and only have five minutes of battery

@salmanmahyuddin8384

4 жыл бұрын

nah, Unit-01's got it's new S2 Engine so everything's fine

@g.ferreira6745

4 жыл бұрын

@@salmanmahyuddin8384 just don't suffer an accident on it or we're all fucked

@CM-dx6xu

4 жыл бұрын

@@salmanmahyuddin8384 Then the electric car should never run out of fuel

@spottedtime

4 жыл бұрын

Maria Schleh that would be one very long cord, considering I don’t think the Evas even had few miles long cord in the show.

@EnDeRBeaT

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no! This car goes berserk. It's a motorcycle now!

So this is just the equivalent of star wars merchandising in America.

@ordinarytree4678

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, you got it.

@frakkaql1357

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much

@MiuIruma

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@mireya0269

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, but Star Wars at least have sense, seeing the vision of George Lucas. In Evangelion... doesn't have any sense.

@biggangsta1421

4 жыл бұрын

Asriel Dreemurr The Dark Knight yes it does you just have to watch every 50 minute video you can find and try to piece it together yourself!

Alright, next question: Can you live entirely off of Garfield merchandise?

@bernkastel7438

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but you can’t work on Mondays.

@niggacockball7995

2 жыл бұрын

garfield phone👍

@noname420

Жыл бұрын

yes

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

11 ай бұрын

That is not even up for debate.

@cbtillery135

6 ай бұрын

Garfield is essentially the American equivalent of Evangelion, after all.

I like the fact that you decided to stay neutral in the Rei vs Asuka war and just went with Kaoru

@martinreid2352

Ай бұрын

Until the last 30 seconds, that is lmao

There's no way this is possib- "Shinji wakes up in his Evangelion apartment." OKAY, THEN

@Kewl_Kabewm

4 жыл бұрын

Yep that's where she got me too.

@yourbrainonegg159

4 жыл бұрын

He makes his daily commute on the evangelion traim

@lucca6153

4 жыл бұрын

It's an unfamiliar ceiling

@bobdole6345

4 жыл бұрын

...Bob Dole missed that there is an offically licened Eva appartment.

@deathby1kslimes945

3 жыл бұрын

And looks at the officially branded Eva ceiling

You KNOW that there’s a weeb out there who lives like this.

@VampyxX15

4 жыл бұрын

Don't expose us!

@Paycheck777

4 жыл бұрын

He about to pull up with the bowling pin “mascot” suit.

@Salem-1610

4 жыл бұрын

That would be me.

@Paycheck777

4 жыл бұрын

Revan 007 WHY?!

@CalebMorea

4 жыл бұрын

Obi wan voice “well of course I know him he’s me”

i was a little worried that shinjis partner wouldnt share the same enthusiasm abt evangelion merch but when he pulled up in the entire fucking outfit my heart was soothed

I feel like Hideaki Anno would probably feel very sorry for this guy

It’s ironic how an anti-escapism anime turned out to be the subject of a lot of people’s escapism

@lemonbread8019

3 жыл бұрын

@Eru Clusivus Step 1: Read book Step 2: Read more book Step 3: ??? Step 4: No profit!

@dejja7376

3 жыл бұрын

majimaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@danielyoung6778

3 жыл бұрын

They mass produced Che's face on a t-shirt. Capitalism has no morality just supply and demand.

@zilaalapsablue7228

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

@grey8478

3 жыл бұрын

and then rebirth sarcastically gave the fans what they wanted

everybody gangsta til Shinji walks in with the eva yeezies

@ajohnson82454

3 жыл бұрын

omg-

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tertiaritus

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't laughed so hard at a comment in a while

@maurochan9211

3 жыл бұрын

Bout to cop them eva yeezy's 🔥

@tytracknctzens4953

3 жыл бұрын

Kanye is a bit of weeb, so he might make it happen

"Let's give Shinji an office job" Looks like Anno had the same idea

9:00 Get in the bowling pin, Shinji

@filmhaltig

Ай бұрын

looool

US Comics : "you are milking the Superhero characters so damn hard" Evangelion : "hold my Longinus"

@pluvs2smooch

5 жыл бұрын

*cough* Star wars *cough*

@canwereach100millionsuscri9

5 жыл бұрын

For those who have seen EoE "milking the superhero" has a completly different meaning

@bolson42

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@auroragalaxy7003

4 жыл бұрын

*cough* Ice Age *cough*

@aulusagerius8540

4 жыл бұрын

@Neil Brown i used "worthless" because saying i don't like something is not edgy enough for my personal opinion :(

If only Fanta collaborated with Evangelion so we could drink LCL 😭

@Jovanoc

3 жыл бұрын

I love drinking humanity

@johncruelty1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jovanoc r/cursedcomments

@calippo4202

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jovanoc humanity restored ~

@thatguy6104

2 жыл бұрын

forbidden estus flask

@erenjager4236

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm yes the blood of lilith

7:58 My mind went places and I thought she was gonna say Evangelion condoms for a second there

@enderdude7777

3 ай бұрын

They do exist, with a.t shield branding.

I kept a tally throughout the whole video and she said “Evangelion” and “Eva” a combined total of 79 times

“Man cannot live by Eva alone” So that was a fucking lie

@zekezein-eldin5024

Жыл бұрын

holy fucking shit

@moa643

Жыл бұрын

Best comment.

I know this is showing off how much merchandise Neon Genesis Evangelion has, but this feels more like a window into to the worlds most obsessed fanboy.

@idoldigikyryn1253

5 жыл бұрын

Jamie Does Stuff Fanboys!

@fullmetalmiscreant3449

5 жыл бұрын

My name isn’t Shinji.

@burritowyrm6530

5 жыл бұрын

Jamie Does Stuff talk about an hour-long photo

@npc6817

5 жыл бұрын

@Nill Null I mean, I am sure he gets enough free samples of most of eva themed merchandise to pull this off

@hyperion3145

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly they’re not obsessed enough.

Netflix: There’s no gay subtext in Evangelion, guys. Official Merchandise Rings: *. . . are you sure about that*

I dunno why the contrast between EVA's subject matter and the merchandise makes me laugh so much, but it brings me so much joy.

so evangelion is TRULY a franchise where you can say "it's not a fandom, it's a lifestyle" lmaoo

@makeshift307

5 жыл бұрын

ToTally You dont choose it, it chooses you....

@yourbrainonegg159

4 жыл бұрын

Its not a lifestyle its a religion

@makeshift307

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourbrainonegg159: it's like the gosple from re:zero! also i was an atheist before i saw "god himself replied" then i saw it was on an evangelion video, coincidence! i think not!

@chuydhm3334

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@zeno1099

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourbrainonegg159 we do have angels so maybe

Rule 34-B of the internet: If something exists, there's an Evangelion version of it.

@thatdude2508

4 жыл бұрын

Minus condoms

@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579

4 жыл бұрын

Eva Conspiracy Theories?

@secondblackjack1051

4 жыл бұрын

@@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 The Second Impact was an inside job! _wait a minute_

@jirosomer1204

4 жыл бұрын

@@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 Rei is dead man, miss her, miss her

@samt3412

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatdude2508 that's entirely useless considering the only use of one would be on a person willing to buy Evangelion condoms, who is better known as a hyper-ultra-mega-turbo-virgin

It’s just so surprising how stupidly popular it is. The Spear of Longinus was almost sent to the ACTUAL FUCKING MOON but the funding fell a little short. Utterly insane

I can't believe they didn't go on a camping trip with their evangelion tent where they would sleep in their evangelion sleeping bags after a long fun day of fishing with their evangelion lures and eating their evangelion emergency rations

@Couch_Banana

4 ай бұрын

I like that you specified that they only ate the rations and not the fish, since they're not Eva branded.

"Evangelion cologne." Mmm smells like depression and anti-social personality disorder

@chez_fries1015

3 жыл бұрын

And also hedgehog dilemma and anti escapism.

@phillipszypulski7883

3 жыл бұрын

fizzie Eva cologne is just bottled shinji tears

@andreasts8410

3 жыл бұрын

@@chez_fries1015 a cologne with hedgehog scent would be fitting.

@hirohito40k14

3 жыл бұрын

anti social personality disorder encompasses psychopathy and sociopathy wdym

@splatonika5276

3 жыл бұрын

"Smells like blood"

It’s seems they’ve released everything except the damn series on DVD

@davidmcguire6043

4 жыл бұрын

There've been several different full series DVD releases.

@rjsimons8970

4 жыл бұрын

Actually they did saw them on google

@LittleJerryFan92

4 жыл бұрын

There are several DVDs split into parts and fully complete. The only downfall is they’re very expensive

@deadpeach07

4 жыл бұрын

It's on Netflix now maybe Kissanime work just fine

@dhc612

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadpeach07 The Netflix version is absolutely disgusting. You can find many reasons in many, MANY KZread videos.

I just finished binging Evangelion, Neon Genesis and the End of Evangelion. I need antidepressants

@adrianoarne-ritz249

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. EVA-branded, of course!

@Undydamon

2 жыл бұрын

Saame

@lonk_skonk

2 жыл бұрын

Evangelion Rebuild was a pretty good antidepressant for me after watching the originals

@A7XFan800

Жыл бұрын

"Shinji Ikari Raising Project" manga. For some cursed smiling Gendo. Because Yui is alive

@kingwolf9447

Жыл бұрын

The irony is how different the tone of the original series and movies are, to the products displayed

Imagine killing someone after pulling out your gun from your official Evangelion holster

Shinji: gets bullied at school Also Shinji: purchases EVA assault rifle.

@RussianNikolaiDa

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'd buy an EVA assault rifle in a heartbeat. As long as it's officially licensed lol.

@brianbrush5107

4 жыл бұрын

200th like

@davefromaccount6766

4 жыл бұрын

And an EVA prog knife.

@e.1419

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t condone violence

@pandaman2234

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I literally know a guy IRL with a costume EVA AR, it isn't officially licensed though.

I swear, that image of Shinji's dad smiling after shave is the most cursed thing i've seen today

@gentaillahi6153

3 жыл бұрын

So that's why he always being cold and jerk all the time

@tomemeornottomeme1864

3 жыл бұрын

@@gentaillahi6153 Man abandoned his child and enacted an apocalyptic prophecy only because he needed a good shave!

@ManuJM-gw3je

3 жыл бұрын

All of his evilness was stored in the beard

@erenjager4236

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManuJM-gw3je because it was a neckbeard

@mirkohoble

2 жыл бұрын

And Rei fucking blushing at him... what the fuck...

4:03 EVA-rything

2:04 How accurately proportionate and curvy those headless Evangelion water bottles are are gonna haunt me in my my Evangelion nightmares 🙃

”Evangelion x Hello Kitty” Why god why...

@lol_fruits

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta mix cuteness with depression somehow

@Ubermensch9240

4 жыл бұрын

That's nothing compared to the other shit Hello Kitty had done.

@spookyrosev6467

4 жыл бұрын

Cherries Well at least that explains why I want them in particular

@pixelpudding3914

4 жыл бұрын

There’s Hello Kitty X - Acto blades, Hello Kitty chainsaws, and a friggin Hello Kitty Vocaloid named Iroha.

@-inactive-7437

4 жыл бұрын

Rei-Kitty is posing at the toaster

I'm disappoint theres no official evangelion firearms Come on man, where is my Rei AK-15?

@samjames6714

4 жыл бұрын

Forget firearms, I want an officially licensed Evangelion N2 mine-themed nuclear warhead

@sadiecase4014

4 жыл бұрын

rei k-15

@jirosomer1204

4 жыл бұрын

With a Eva M9

@hotshotroom964

4 жыл бұрын

Rei-k 47

@liluzumaki9438

3 жыл бұрын

Iced out aiyanami pendant

I was fully prepared for evangelion condoms when she said take things to the next level

the ray of sunshine behind a smiling shinji is unironically so wholesome wtf

Im absolutely positive there is a man out there exactly like this

@theatheistbear3117

5 жыл бұрын

*Or Woman (no attack helicopters allowed!)

@MinecraftPony155

5 жыл бұрын

Davido-kun from "Davido-kun loves japan" would be a good future candidate.

@lavenderwolf930

4 жыл бұрын

The Atheist Bear DIscRiMiNaTIoN

@theatheistbear3117

4 жыл бұрын

Lavender Wolf REEEEEEE!!!! XD

@viyum2279

4 жыл бұрын

Of course I know him. He's me!

At the date: S: So..... You like evangelion? K: Nah *5 minutes of Silence*

@sunkenrat7092

2 жыл бұрын

😥😥

@AudreysKitchen

2 жыл бұрын

"Yeah me neither I was just wondering"

@okordenador

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the anime

@sephikong8323

2 жыл бұрын

For added immersion, this scene happens whilst they are on the elevator

I haven’t been to Japan but based on how stuff is advertised there it feels like a fever dream

4:03 missed opportunity for “he’s got EVA-rything he could possibly need”

Shinji: "I don't know, I just REALLY like evangelion."

@s.k.5845

5 жыл бұрын

"and have shit tones of money"

@justas423

5 жыл бұрын

@@s.k.5845 "and I'm gay"

@TheSniperFox

4 жыл бұрын

Slimeustas - Official JK Rowling quote

I heard Full Metal Alchemist canned bread will cost you a arm and a leg.

@astolbro7183

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@LizLosingIt

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Th0rn5555

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@clamboy4059

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@ln8151

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

eva was such a depressing story about puberty, family relations, relations to media, relations to the other gender, relations to sexuality all done in a poem like sense written through the eyes of a man who loved mecha anime and wanted to describe his life of growing up in a chaotic messy manner of depressing shit as yyou watch it all unfold ....so im kind of surprised there would be so much like happy merch of it LOL

We all had a double take when we saw tweezers shaped like the Spear of Longinus didn't we?

>no official Evangelion air >no official Evangelion water 0/10 not enough Evangelion

@teecee1827

5 жыл бұрын

There are Eva water bottles. At least one of the two exists.

@Rusty_Spy

5 жыл бұрын

LucasLucas Lucas nah I ain't talkin water bottles, I wanna see Eva brand H2O

@teecee1827

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rusty_Spy there is Eva mineral water, I'm sure. I have some Steins;Gate branded one, so Eva almost surely exists.

@shshshshshk

5 жыл бұрын

Those two bottles of Asuka and Rei's body when Shinji grabs his tumbler are sold with water in 'em.

@mixiekins

5 жыл бұрын

does an eva ac/fan count? maybe a eva air purifier? and eva britta filter jug?

I think the funniest part of this is you go into great depth about the Eva bowling attire yet you brush past the Eva apartment like its nothing

@adrianoarne-ritz249

2 жыл бұрын

Making your apartment EVA-themed is not really that hard. Just stick some NERV posters, "Keep Out" and "WARNING" wall stickers, and paint the Systema Sephiroticum on your ceiling with glow-in-the-dark paint. I wanna know more about that EVA train

@chistinelane

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianoarne-ritz249 the eva train is driven using a entry plug type system. The train closed down after the conductors all got ptsd

@neksnek2032

2 жыл бұрын

And tbe Eva bullet train

@techyturtle3404

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianoarne-ritz249 yeah, but like, according to the rules its official merch. Why would they do it

@user-tg2li5ll2e

2 жыл бұрын

@@chistinelane There actually is (or was) an entry plug on the train that you can play a video game whilst sitting in it and pose for photos.

Joey brought me here

@phosphorus1087

7 ай бұрын

Which one?

@user-jp5dx8qp5g

7 ай бұрын

@@phosphorus1087 the anime man- he did an Evangelion video

Hopefully I find somebody to be the Kaworu to my Shinji and live happily in an endless sea of Evangelion, starting a Eva Family.

friend: wow the blue you picked for your room is so cute. what shade did you use? me: ᵃʸᵃⁿᵃᵐᶦ ᵇˡᵘᵉ friend: hm?

@rustytooth8860

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@npc6817

5 жыл бұрын

did not do it intentionally and surley I did not use the official paint, but my bedroom is indeed Ayanami blue.

@AngelMercury

5 жыл бұрын

Silly marketing asside, it's a nice color. Maybe wouldn't do the whole room, but a feature wall or as trime it could be pretty...

@KeripiK_CTMM

5 жыл бұрын

my room is actually about the same color

@Evdafawth

5 жыл бұрын

My room is (still!) baby blue Yeeeaaaaah, close enough.

So I think we’ve also answered the question of how NERV keeps operating with its multi trillion dollar budget

@insertusernamehere8125

3 жыл бұрын

Baron Blight yes

@din0696

3 жыл бұрын

Just slap the colours purple and green on literally anything you can think of and call it a day

@Felix-wq2ec

3 жыл бұрын

Interdimensional merchandise campaigns?

@caesar2854

3 жыл бұрын

Even in the show Nerv seems to have merchandise

@randomcarbonaccumulation6478

3 жыл бұрын

In-Universe, this might actually be a really good marketing campaign. You know how they sell millions of products with a celebrity's face or branding on it? That, but with the literal defenders of humanity who are constantly on the news fighting things in cool robot suits.

Ok, but this was unironically such a great video! You could have just listed a bunch of merch, which would have been funny enough, but the way you presented it had me rolling lol! I honestly think you’d make a great teacher (though I’m unsure of how many Evangelion-based classes there are out there…). Also, my mental wish list just got a whole lot longer! 😂😂

This is still one of my favourite videos on yotube. Up there with History of Japan.

4:33 no, you don't just say ''evangelion train" and then move on

@Jacob_of_Rivia

4 жыл бұрын

Shinji get off the train

@smugmelon8545

3 жыл бұрын

@Why Am I Still Here no

@ivaneyherabide3204

3 жыл бұрын

The train was sadly discontinued and now it's in a museum of sorts I don't really know, oh and btw that's technically cannon so after third impact Shinji created a reality where he drove a train and fought angels and stuff

@phantomaviator1318

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivaneyherabide3204 pardon P A R D O N?

@rice_and_potatoes

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivaneyherabide3204 wait wut

It would be pretty funny if they had Evangelion antidepressants. (Edit)- wow, honestly thought I’d die before I got these many likes.

@nebulus4700

4 жыл бұрын

Subterranean Planaria I actually burst out laughing

@gabrielhubert226

4 жыл бұрын

Evangelion IS an anti-depressant

@united_games

4 жыл бұрын

Gabe H no its the opposite. Especially the end of evangelion

@rexryan1796

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielhubert226 have you ever seen evangelion

@disgruntledbeast9942

4 жыл бұрын

@Subteranean Planaria Actual LOL thank you.

Still really funny the amount of merch still being made for this franchise today. Kind of makes me wonder if an updated version of this could happen. I want to see this Shinji try to build a PC with his Evangelion Unit-01-themed GeForce RTX 3090, struggle too much with it and settle for the MSI Evangelion gaming laptops

nothing prepared me for BOWLING PIN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION ADULT SIZED COSTUMES

unrealistic. kaworu would propose to shinji, not the other way around

@aricente

5 жыл бұрын

True. Shinji,making decisions for himself? Unlikely

@captaincrash9002

5 жыл бұрын

@@aricente I just started the show and they just say he never makes decisions for himself

@aricente

5 жыл бұрын

@@captaincrash9002 thats a bit hyperbolic on my end. I havnt rewatched in almost 6 years so i dont remember all the story beats. Do yourself a favor and watch without spoiling yourself on youtube vids. The first viewing is a wild time

@agressivegrandpa7474

5 жыл бұрын

I like the profile picture. Killua with two guns. :D

@agressivegrandpa7474

5 жыл бұрын

Good point, goodpoint.

I can’t think of a bigger mismatch between the tone of marketing and tone of the show than EVA

@Davies46

5 жыл бұрын

The idea of having merch branded with Rei and Asuka is amazingly ironic.

@anniedevito9443

4 жыл бұрын

Rei: "I'm not your doll!" *can literally buy dozens of different dolls and figures of her*

@thomasffrench3639

Жыл бұрын

So you haven’t seen many mecha shows?

@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr

Жыл бұрын

Hunger Games would be a close second. “Hey, you know that book about a dystopian ultra-capitalist regime oppressing the common people? Here’s a tie-in subway meal!”

@kingwolf9447

Жыл бұрын

@@Davies46 Especially Rei

I had to pause the video covering my mouth and bent over cackling in disbelief at "EvangelionxHelloKitty toaster" and then the "Bowling Pins"

Alternate title Shinji gets possessed by the spirit of consumerism

So basically this is a video about Shinji being the biggest Evangelion fan ever and using products that have his and Kaworu's faces on them, all while having a relationship with Kaworu. I'm 100% certain someone has already adapted this into a crack fic.

@pouuyo

3 жыл бұрын

😭lmaooo

@nadiaretamar6284

3 жыл бұрын

I need a link to that fanfiction

@MissPoplarLeaf

3 жыл бұрын

I would read that

@lewisaino

2 жыл бұрын

So Meta

@krispykreme6082

2 жыл бұрын

I need that fanfic

this is like japan's equivalent of living off of despicable me merchandise

@Code7Unltd

5 жыл бұрын

The difference is that Gainax isn't Illumination, nor have they ever been. Illumination just makes cheap CG-animated films with the same formula repeatedly where as Gainax is less formulaic and has worked with 2D.

@thejayscraft9975

5 жыл бұрын

@@Code7Unltd the difference is that now there is only one incredibly annoying thing, called shinji

@Tarantulawl

5 жыл бұрын

@@thejayscraft9975 Are the minions still around?

@thejayscraft9975

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tarantulawl i hope not

@LambentLight00

5 жыл бұрын

@@thejayscraft9975 They unfortunately are

I really hope there’s a guy out there living this way

7:05 Bruh those eva chopsticks are 118.56$,,,,,,,,

get me a evangelion humidifier SO I CAN BREATHE EVANGELION

@bradleypearl2986

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna breath LCL.

@nirvanaoverrated

3 жыл бұрын

I want to breathe depression when I get sick

@jkstewart878

3 жыл бұрын

BREATH THE TEARS

@rana-hb3yt

2 жыл бұрын

get me an evangelion heart implant so i can BLEED EVANGELION

i was waiting for shinji to bust out the official evangelion condoms after that date

@CoolBird420

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@tempest6027

4 жыл бұрын

According to the pinned comment that's the one thing they *don't* have

@ShinerCCC

4 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps a Rei or Asuka themed onahole to perch between his thighs

I recently purchased some official Evangelion camping chairs 🏕

smiling gendo is going to haunt my dreams

This just sounds like some weird dystopia where there's nothing but EVA merch.

@NeoMetalSoniclordglitch

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a cool movie

@penscrap

5 жыл бұрын

Malware it’s the real 4.44

@thomascollins5622

5 жыл бұрын

@@kennethrapp1379 No, it's a dystopia. **Curls up and cries at lack of Gurren Lagann equivalency**

@Calvados656

5 жыл бұрын

I think that was the point.

@sakesaurus1706

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Evangelion is also a dystopia of sorts

1994: So Gainax, please tell us about your upcoming Evangelion series. Gainax: "I like money!"

@kanashimi2495

4 жыл бұрын

*other struggling anime countries* "It's not FAIR" *errreg errreg*

@tatohayanami9156

4 жыл бұрын

Evangelion is not a Gainax Idea. Is an Anno Idea. No, false. Gainax is an Evangelion Idea

@GigawingsVideo

4 жыл бұрын

Anno in 1994: "I made this because of my mental health is shit. Anno in 2019: "I remake this because MONEY!"

I recently went to hakone and man was there a lotta eva there. In the local conbini? Yes. On the side of a bus? Yes. On top of an active volcano? Yes as well! Literally everwhere.

The cooler thing is last year they made an evangalion guitar from fender japan which I think is pretty sick

Imagine getting mugged by someone with an EVA holster

@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100

4 жыл бұрын

*Progressive Knife*

@nickolascrousillat4265

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

@nickolascrousillat4265

4 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 🗡

yes. my weebdream is to live exclusively off items with shinji ikaris face on it

@iahan4961

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@GyaruHaruUS

5 жыл бұрын

L-Lewd!

@snakeboy2017

5 жыл бұрын

@@spacepotatoes2019 It's not that hard to accomplish. Just buy one on the internet and ask one of your friends to do so. The only downsides may be the fact that an _official_ Asuka Dakimakura may not exist, and other people's opinion on you, lol.

@snakeboy2017

4 жыл бұрын

@@spacepotatoes2019 Pay someone to do so.

@hasch5756

11 ай бұрын

And if they're business expenses, you can deduct them by filing the officially licenced Evangelion 1040

2:04 why are those bottles shaped like asuka and rei’s body, and why are you drinking from there heads, could u imagine a kid rocking up to school with bottles shaped like female body’s, they would get teased so much they might become as suicidal as asuka’s mother

I got lost in this rabbit hole and eventually found a cnc aluminium fish grippers with Eva-1 theme i love captialism sm

Hideaki Anno: I'm gonna create this piece of art to express myself and make some thoughtful critics. Capitalism: Yo, this robot looks really cool. Put it in everything you can.

@kuronoroux8864

4 жыл бұрын

*Anno swimming in money*:"Hell yeah"

@wheresmyrooptoff4056

4 жыл бұрын

thanks capitalism or else we wouldnt have this video

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

4 жыл бұрын

@@wheresmyrooptoff4056 Nah it still sucks.

@mrmediocre1532

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ask the Kulaks, Ukrainians, Kazakhs, Cambodians, Venezuelans, North Koreans, and Han Chinese how they feel about the glorious alternative based off le hungry hammer.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmediocre1532 the Kulaks were landlords, I don't give a shit lol. There's still Ukranians who want communism back (just not under Soviet imperialism, I know complexity isn't your strong suit but please keep up), same with Kazahks and Cambodians, though there's a lot of propaganda and lying there, Venezuela is provably capitalist so I don't know where you get your information from, North Korea isn't a good example, especially with how little we know, and China isn't communist anymore. Dude, you've lost, stop trying. You realize no ideology is perfect and communism can be altered to be more moral right? You don't probably know because red bad but still

Seeing Rei smiling in a lot of these was the scariest thing

@charisma7268

3 жыл бұрын

And gendo

@gabbyn.3049

Жыл бұрын

@@charisma7268 ESPECIALLY Gendo.

@PabloCeldran

Жыл бұрын

aupa atheletic

@erickamakeeaina1649

Жыл бұрын

300th like

@tykamen5588

Жыл бұрын

@@gabbyn.3049 unlike Rei I haven't seen that man smile at least once nor do I think he have the ability to smile

While scientists worldwide inquire about life and the universe, anime fans are here asking the real questions.

Now THIS is the content I've been looking for

"Merchandise-san, what target audience should we focus our products on?" "..Yes."

@baruchespinoza6703

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@tatohayanami9156

4 жыл бұрын

Gendobus

Seeing Gendo smile looked so wrong.

@sarkhan7913

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew his depression was because of his beard. Total mindsplosion.

@alexkennedy6112

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarkhan7913 Could you imagine if he had a fully facial beard. He'd be a ticking time bomb.

@georgeselly3426

Жыл бұрын

@@sarkhan7913 literal star trek TOS rules

Here's the thing: Compared to some other fanbases, like Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, whatever- EVA is a relatively small franchise. So, if you can live off of EVA Merchandise, you can probably live off the merchandise of any other franchise- it'd be interesting if we'd see someone do this with say, Pokémon merchandise.

Very entertaining video, your voice over was absolutely perfect with its energy! Also your editing was very good!

Ironic how a series about leaving escapism has generated so much merchandise

@theatheistbear3117

3 жыл бұрын

I mean as long as people don’t delve into escapism I see no problem with someone buying a lot of Eva merch.

@tomemeornottomeme1864

3 жыл бұрын

@@theatheistbear3117 I don't think I have to say this, but having your entire house decked in Eva merch probably doesn't mean you're a person who appreciates *real people and the real world.*

@theatheistbear3117

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomemeornottomeme1864 I disagree. Having a lot of satanic tapestry, clothing and other household items doesn’t mean you worship Satan. You can just be a collector.

@buildabimbeaux

2 жыл бұрын

@@theatheistbear3117 i was wondering why of all things u jumped to satan n then i read ur un lol

@joaonitro5149

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomemeornottomeme1864 You can be a collector and still have a life '-'

Okay, but is his _money_ Evangelion themed?

@ciclon5682

4 жыл бұрын

evangelion visa card

@soroneir1260

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have money anymore.

@animeloverhaven

4 жыл бұрын

CloudySkies17695 they’re should be

@carlosvaldez4356

4 жыл бұрын

@@ciclon5682 kept in his official evangelion wallet

@pluv1e

4 жыл бұрын

He receives it all on Evangelion checks and only does transactions via Evangelion debit or credit cards

I like how this popped up in my recommended as I finished Evangelion yesterday, I am now mind blown as to how there is Eva merchandise for almost anything, this is cool

I need everything, everything, especially the ayanami-blue color.

"Wait, it's all Evangelion?" "Always has been."

@jojocujoh

3 жыл бұрын

Keep it at 69 likes or else

>Evangellion bath salts These anime con after parties are fucking insane

@evilspongebobpopsticle9541

3 жыл бұрын

I found them too named LCL bathsalt

@bradleypearl2986

3 жыл бұрын

@@evilspongebobpopsticle9541 I definitely would not wanna bathe in the collective counciousness of humanity.

@kollepii1011

Жыл бұрын

@@bradleypearl2986 THE UNENLIGHTE-

As a guitarist: an evangelion guitar cabinet and pick would be mad cool to own