"almost committed suicide by a dialogue option" I'm dead i can't 🤣🤣

@EclipseGameplays

3 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite was "I did manage to pull an Araki, and write Fugo out of the story on my first attempt"

@Yaz51

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays lol same

@playtrapper

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays same

@keekonan

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays this made me lol out loud

@keekonan

3 жыл бұрын

@Ali Gutdanov Polygon Donut

basically eclipse making fun of the storyline for 16 minutes

@spinosaurio120

3 жыл бұрын

hi i allways see u

@Jayneko

3 жыл бұрын

​@@spinosaurio120yoooo i remember you repliying to my comment 3 days ago

@spinosaurio120

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jayneko everytime i see u i reply lmao

@spinosaurio120

3 жыл бұрын

wait what i just clicked ur channel for the first time and realized u have 100 subs bruhhhhhhh

@iceseefox690

3 жыл бұрын

I’m ur 101th sub

9:21 "Despite my idiocy I managed to pull an Araki and write Fugo out of the story on my first attempt."

@maparbhu3111

3 жыл бұрын

Well at least it is true

@-Weather-

2 жыл бұрын

@@maparbhu3111 Well not really, Fugo was supposed to betray the gang, and Giorno and Fugo would fight. But Araki had depression at the time, so he didn't have the heart to kill Fugo off. So he had to "write" him out.

@Ritesh-_-

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Weather- and where did u get this information from?

@-Weather-

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ritesh-_- Hamon beat and a few Araki interviews

@Ritesh-_-

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Weather- ok

13:28 The way Eclipse just straight up punched Diavolo while the game is showing Diavolo is straight up savage

@sirduncebag6190

3 жыл бұрын

that reminds me, im new to the game, how do i do that attack?

@reql4689

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirduncebag6190 double right click

@sirduncebag6190

3 жыл бұрын

@@reql4689 ok

@totopa657

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Sn8kDr

2 жыл бұрын

PUNCH

a man who hates bad writing plays your bizarre adventure storyline

@stgors

3 жыл бұрын

I did not expect an rt gsme reference here

@mrsexy5680

3 жыл бұрын

Rt momwnt

@jalmantle

3 жыл бұрын

Huh

@Plutoris2

3 жыл бұрын

Just reset to end this

@cringeminecraftkid1390

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes nice

I remember a long time ago in an older version of the game. I had to fight Bruno with no stand. And yeah I lost but what was funny was I hadn't actually watched the show so I didn't know Bruno had one too. I eventually got cream and I was gonna use it to defeat Bruno. So when I got there I threw a barrage and in my ignorance Bruno started to fight with sticky fingers I still remember the words I said "OH SHIT HE HAS ONE TOO!"

@GuideTerrarian

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@bootyking6996

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@SpongeMann

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Asupaudel

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@SomeRandomIntrovert

2 жыл бұрын

lol i cant imagine Bruno running in place while air smacks you in the face "Bro what the heck why is he just standing there? guys theres a hacker"

"No outside help" *Proceeds to get his main to give him 5k*

@tenten67177

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@ultimgaming2281

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@tajbidturjaun12356

3 жыл бұрын

Thats inside help

@flaminfoe9156

3 жыл бұрын

thats inside help since its his own account he meant not from friends or anything like beating npcs with another person

@carmenwinstead5152

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair it wasnt a real speedrun and im damn sure u didnt want to watch him beat on npcs for an hour to get his 5000 normally so i'd say its fair

14:24 this shows me standless requiem exists.

@Negatron1609

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao imagine, becoming the requiem stands Itself

@JebusJebus17

2 жыл бұрын

I'm happy standless requiem is real

"Hey, I could steal that" "So I did"

@milesnbigs1239

3 жыл бұрын

Literally the entire YBA community after copy and pastes of SSBU challenges: *Real shit*

Imagine being on top of the ladder in the mafia and then some random dude without a stand beats the shit out of you by blocking perfectly when you attack

@soul1924

3 жыл бұрын

Im from the future and that Is actually canon

@Idkaname429

3 жыл бұрын

Im from the future and that Is actually canon

@thatoneguy7927

3 жыл бұрын

@@Idkaname429 why did you repost the joke

@pete5423

3 жыл бұрын

@@soul1924 ?.

@bunnyboxxer1266

3 жыл бұрын

How did we see the stands in part 1-5 when we don’t have a stand.

"No Stands, Specs, or outside help." *Main gives him 5K*

@future__9072

3 жыл бұрын

*I N S I D E H E L P*

@adr1an353

3 жыл бұрын

I N S I D E H E L P

@cielros

3 жыл бұрын

INSIDE HELP

@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744

3 жыл бұрын

P L E H E D I S N I

@andro.txt0

2 жыл бұрын

I N S I D E H E L P

Being serious, when i first started it took me 4 tries to kill my first guard while standless.

@The-472

2 жыл бұрын

For me it was 7 tries

@ok._..-.

2 жыл бұрын

It took me 10 or more

@Kya_YT

2 жыл бұрын

First time I played YBA I was punching a guard but then a The World user came and killed him and then he killed me as well I still got the kill registered but what

Storyline: I’m the hardest obstacle in the game! No one can go through me! Eclipse: *Hold my M1’s*

@unknown_nazaro4313

3 жыл бұрын

Heaven dio : hardest obstacle eh? Steel ball run comp's hackers : hardest obstacle eh? Trying to get spin : hardest obstacle eh? Joe p6 : hardest obstacle eh? Trying to get a good cosmetic : hardest obstacle eh?

@kentyang1150

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknown_nazaro4313 Uzu: Bow before your creator!

@nomi2298

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknown_nazaro4313 I hate it when im trying to get spin at the final stage and some random ass C-Moon throw me off the bridge.

@TheJoshuiChannel

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknown_nazaro4313 I regret saying that now- LOL

@maximoturczykscarpin320

3 жыл бұрын

m1s*

Rise through the ranks of the mafia with the 2 hands that god gave me

@thedootlord

3 жыл бұрын

The jojoxfist of the north star cross over

@shaiyan2

3 жыл бұрын

What about the fists of the physical manifestation of you fighting spirit that god gave you?

@severusreee9234

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaiyan2fist first

@shaiyan2

3 жыл бұрын

@@severusreee9234 ok

@user-pj7ur2pk4t

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedootlord so just jojo part 1?

I love your old videos. A trip back in time like this is wonderful. Something about the vibe here is exceptionally enjoyable, if you were to read this, I hope you find joy in doing KZread. I can only support your YBA content because admittedly that's the only game I play among your content, tried other things but it didn't seem to click. Well that's all I wanted to say

I love how this guy explains everything that’s happening

Ah yes, Eclipse goes down the Genocide route.

@TheOtherLPer203

3 жыл бұрын

should he go pacifist or should he use his fists

@jotarosans7540

3 жыл бұрын

Time to use a good build I found for [Star Calcium] combined with Skeleton spec to beat him up

@keekonan

3 жыл бұрын

@@jotarosans7540 fitting for this comment

@natang_penyuberbulu

3 жыл бұрын

@@jotarosans7540 UNDERTAL REFRNC??????!! 😳😳😳😳😳🥶

@retareddude234

3 жыл бұрын

*Eclipse is sparing you.*

I just realized that eclipse has the world record speed run for the storyline (even though the money kinda disqualifies it) and he didn’t even use a stand

@EclipseGameplays

3 жыл бұрын

If I'm the only one, that means I make the rules no?

@abdulrafea422

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays yes

@jgtv9228

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays i guess

@2Best_Papa

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays I mean, technically you are the first to do it with no stand, but other people have speedran the storyline.

@Crimson1Fed

3 жыл бұрын

@@EclipseGameplays I'm think I'm the first one since on the day end of storyline first released by the time I finished the last mission I had a full hat inventory and couldn't get Giorno's so I decided to speedrun the story fist only to get the Giorno hair and then trade it to my main but it took me around one and a half hours so I do think you have the record.

this man really did the entire storyline with fists while i had a stand and it took me like a day

" You cannot handle my stand! " " Maybe... but can you *TAKE THESE HANDS?!* "

Plot Twist: He was doing the "Storyline Luck"

5:02 Eclipse : killing Bruno with a stand and not even being able to see his stand Me with the world: *still dying to bruno*

@saulgoodman6589

3 жыл бұрын

idc

@sanuiii

3 жыл бұрын

@@saulgoodman6589 good for you

@SUB2D

3 жыл бұрын

@@saulgoodman6589 no one asked

@sus5955

3 жыл бұрын

Damn then you have a huge skill issue

@alphaisto509

3 жыл бұрын

that is what we call skill issue

this is both a beautiful commentary and an amazing show of skill

Who would win? People with invisible ghosts that can punch holes right through steel or Man who can throw hands like no-one else

Alternate title: Eclipse explaining all of Part 5 in YBA

jotaro coming to eclipse's house and seeing the arrow on a stack of math papers

Diavolo could technically be harder then DEO Over Heaven and JP6 since he’s the final boss of the main game and has a reasonable amount of HP, but (as quoted by Giorno) was “weak.”

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂 amazing commentating I love it lmao

"Bro, what? You think i'm just gonna stab myself with this stange yellow arrow to 'gain spirit powers'? Nah man, that REALLY sounds like a scam or something like that." Me - 2021

@danclasher1372

3 жыл бұрын

And uh there is a bug that's going on today that i wanna call "The day YBA became unplayable". To resume things: every time you are in the air you get stuck unless you dash your way or time skip to the ground. You can't move normally. And that means every time you get heavy punched or something you will get stuck yay

@danclasher1372

3 жыл бұрын

@pro person Well that included me

Eclipse broke his own rule of accepting outside help, redo the run! (Trish money was cheated from his main) *i totally don't want to see you go through the pain and agony*

@liguow

3 жыл бұрын

Let him rest for now, then make him win 50 1v1s vamp only

@egg8404

3 жыл бұрын

t o t a l l y, i wanna see it again 'v'.

@combustiblefire5510

3 жыл бұрын

This was basically exactly what I wanted to say

@tain4388

3 жыл бұрын

Technically it's not outside help because it's still him

@almadelapaciencia-logan4397

2 жыл бұрын

Its his account, not outside help.

i wish i had the frames/ping of eclipse, just having silky smooth text would be a blessing

Bro this guy did the whole story line without a stand , I even struggled with a stand ur a legend man

@thunderspark1536

Жыл бұрын

Also later without a skill tree

I died laughing at "I also decided to comit suicide and prayed to rngesus to get a good spawn"

I love the part where diavolo was getting an intense cutscene then he punches him out of the screen 😂 13:29

Me: Took almost a year to complete the storyline with a stand Eclipse: *Completes the storyline with no stand just fist in under 31 minutes*

@hamnnyy

3 жыл бұрын

youre probably exaggerating but this right here is the defintion of "skill issue"

@dragongamerph7522

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamnnyy Yes i was a noob I was confused since I was prestige 0 with no skill

Eclipse: *literally murders deovolo with his fists* Me who cant even get him to half: *pain*

@kidkakashi5927

3 жыл бұрын

Just parry lol

@TheGlassMan

3 жыл бұрын

@Ray perfect block

@butituti

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGlassMan can you perfect block any attack?

@vure36

2 жыл бұрын

@@butituti Depending on the move.

We can see the pain in eclipse's eyes...

@DragonNodez

3 жыл бұрын

Hear*

@drantic3153

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonNodez i guess we can hear eyes now

@DragonNodez

3 жыл бұрын

@@drantic3153 yeah bro, they sound pretty gamer.

@AsmaKhan-ek6jz

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonNodez gamer eyes

@deadassbird3763

3 жыл бұрын

and the long face

Eclipse’s commentary during his vids are absolutely amazing, thanks for the entertainment

realy loved the vid :D hope you do more stuff like this.

Best KZreadr ngl. Keep up the good work!!!

I actually forgot about Mitten Squad I use to love watching his Fallout content...

@Nuhuhmyguy

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@BurnemThorne

3 жыл бұрын

Same bruh

@kars7463

3 жыл бұрын

Soo you all are culture man

@christopherbautista8573

3 жыл бұрын

E

@prestonkiarie9625

3 жыл бұрын

@@kars7463 cultured*** men****

Yba : haha we made a really good storyline lets goooo Eclipse : **this video** Yba : listen here you little sh*t...

@user-dg7fi5ut3g

2 жыл бұрын

after this they anouncet thata they are creatting another game called an universal time

@crazyfriend50

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-dg7fi5ut3g that was a different creator But there is 0 story its just shit

@Yng_bb3e-u8t

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-dg7fi5ut3g that was kur LMAOO

eclipse: giacho is hard me: climbs onto tree and spams clones

You have to admit, at the end when you hold up the requiem arrow and the music cue is pretty epic.

eclipse:so basically im about to bully every npc that exists in the storyline

Technically, Using the Boxing Spec is pretty much using your fists, only at an advanced level.

this is cool, you should do more of these type of videos maybe once a week or once every 2 weeks 👌

Imagine if he climbed up that ladder and instead of Diavolo there was Pesci with two BB's...

*cries in 200+ ping* If only I could kill npcs without lagging so much.

@jojoedits6206

3 жыл бұрын

The Purple Haze fight is the hardest in the story for me SIMPLY BECAUSE the stupid poison effect lags my game to a crawl

@Dennis_MK

3 жыл бұрын

@@jojoedits6206 Just pressure him into a corner and keep hitting him so he doesn't use the move

@guynamedvfki1892

3 жыл бұрын

200+ ping is pretty normal to me i can go sbr and manage to wipe with 200+ ping

@paxreal

3 жыл бұрын

Random fact: i have the muscle memory of having 100, 200, and 300 ping

@LeftCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

@@paxreal Pog

now do every single quest in yba besides the storyline with your fist (including heaven quest)

@lxmber_wxtches5982

3 жыл бұрын

that’s near impossible to kill dio oh with your bare fists

@PolloMan17

3 жыл бұрын

@@lxmber_wxtches5982 killing 100 ppl with only fist is impossible already

@nomi2298

3 жыл бұрын

@@PolloMan17 Kill trade moment

@rewelce3410

3 жыл бұрын

@@lxmber_wxtches5982 thats the point

@charpic3794

3 жыл бұрын

Le Hanzel sarmiento every quest with ur fist without stand that means u can’t get the world to do the 100 kill quest

This is fun to hear and look at the same time

Im going to send this to everyone who tells me “can you help with deovolo pls”

@Icy_dokkan

3 жыл бұрын

"Can you help me with bruno"

Eclipse making quarantine better by him suffering with these stupid challenges

it really takes some guts for someone to do this, but this man did it.

13:27 "so this meens this falls to me and my fist of justice

"This fight is the biggest pickup in normal players first playthrough" *Laughs in WS Pilot while camping at the tree*

@RedWithoutUke

2 жыл бұрын

@Adrian Kiritsugu Laughs in hieropath freen and Chili pepper

@thehummingbird4176

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedWithoutUke laughs in scr and deleting him with D4C:LT

Before the update where you actually get a stand arrow from gio, I did almost the entire storyline with a bat. All of this because I thought you got an arrow from finishing the quest line, even more so because my luck was so bad I never saw a wild arrow. I ended up complaining in chat about how stupid the game was, and someone actually explained to me. I felt like an idiot

@someguyeban

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking news: Madman with a bat overthrows the entire italian mafia!

@DaveMathewslayer0345

2 жыл бұрын

@@someguyeban lmao

@thunderspark1536

Жыл бұрын

Who needs a stand when you have WOOD

This challenge is gonna be harder then Eclipse's forehead

love u man thanks so much

I might try this but I’ll make it a bit easier being able to use fighting styles as well and use any stand to see their attacks

The abbachio saying This is my stand abili- is reference to when they met giorno and made him drink pee they didnt know giorno was a stand user

@81RE

3 жыл бұрын

Still, his funni ability isn’t to read minds

@RaminIsTrash

3 жыл бұрын

@@81RE Ik its rewinding time

Congrats on 60k subs Eclipse!

@EclipseGameplays

3 жыл бұрын

:)

Eclipse summarizing the storyline is the funniest thing ever

him while in the cutscene is the best when he emmediately punhes diavolo

Eclipse just made his own storyline

You should have used the Stand Arrow after doing so much hardwork. You could have seen what Stand u get.

This has so, so many good quotes

Thanks for teaching the tricks :D

YBA players: Ghiaccio is so difficult Me with C-Moon: XD

@buddyyphobic_x

3 жыл бұрын

@Peyton Scottjones me with twau - ez knife spam

@sslimeaintsimpin

2 жыл бұрын

Me with beach boy:wat

Was better when he did it with a bat. This is just a scuffed version of that.

11:39 other yba youtubers titles are like clapping a toxic person and shit but they are sometimes low so its technically not clapping. Im glad this man actually knows what hes saying

Adding onto the theory of our character being a psycho, we kill the zombies in the tunnel for Dracula. Let us all remember, WE DO NOT BELIEVE HES DRACULA, OR THAT THEYRE ZOMBIES. WE ENDED THEM JUST BECAUSE WE WANTED TO, WE PROBABKY THOGHT THEY WERE JUST HOMELESS PEOPLE.

I’m a simple man. I see an eclipse video and i click on it.

I'm sorry Eclipse, Paul from Mitten Squad is cuter than you.

@EclipseGameplays

3 жыл бұрын

I know :(

@fruitytomato3469

3 жыл бұрын

wait what

10:46 magician reds crossfire hurricane:I MA end this man's whole career

The first man who berated story line with their bare hands. I gotta call the world guidness records rn

Alternate title: 20 year old man talks about beating a games story with only his bare fists

@thetreeinthearea

3 жыл бұрын

grown up man talks about how he beat storyline in a game with only his bare fist in a kids game

it’s eclipse we know he can beat it since he is pro

this man is a gamer i wouldnt even survive that long i would get stuck on leaking eye luca

Alternate video title: blind man kicks mafia bosses ass

“you need a slight semblance of skill” 90% of yba players:

Eclipse throwing hands with stand users, now that's content

"A stand user can be beaten only by an another stand user!" Eclipse: lol

this video was EPIC, love your videos (10th time)

plot twist: funny valentine created clones of every character in yba

@stubi2044

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated commentar

@P0w_art

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@OkayKaze

3 жыл бұрын

POV: adding funny to ur comment doesnt make it funny

@kitzy3525

3 жыл бұрын

@@P0w_art Its the man himself!

@oris9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@OkayKaze at thia point. what do you expect from youtube comments? like come on

Even people with stands are boutta catch his hands.

FINALY a worthy apprentice to mitten squad

I’m glad you know who mitten squad is

Title: can you beat the storyline with O N L Y your fists Eclipse: *uses his foots to run*

Under rated KZreadr right here

Diavolo: a near god with its stand power king crimson which took a requiem stand to defeat Eclipse: *laughs in chad*

Eclipse when he beat it with his fists: it nearly killed me..... but the work is finally done

You just earned a sub

Man, he even narrated it like mitten squad.

Esclipe is the type of guy who talking like a therapist while staring your soul

Dang dude, might have to give this a try.

my man completed all the storyline while i struggled with pesci, the ice guy and diaovolo even thought i have the world w almost all the skills unlocked

The sarcasm in this game is so damn hilarious

Holy moly good job

The way he narrated the story is so funny