Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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The 2010’s are coming to a close, and Red Dead Redemption is easily one of the best games of the decade with the world you can explore, the stories told, voice acting, gameplay, and pretty much everything. I’m out of clever segues. Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver? (in text form)
Our story begins in the town of Blackwater where the hats, mustaches, and kids running around unsupervised make it clear that this is not a game set in modern times. We, I, us play as John B. Marston, The B stands for Beatrice, but I don’t like middle names so it’s just John Marston. The credits rolled, an old woman annoyed me with her face and her existence, and I met up with Jake, a tour guide hired to show me around the town. Unfortunately, a lot of the story is told through dialog spoken while riding horses to a destination. I refuse to summarize what’s said during every trotting expedition. If you’re watching this for the story, I suggest you leave to watch some other video. I suggest you leave and go watch some other video.
Jake reminded me of my father when he abandoned me after we arrived at Fort Mercer, I did the typical sharpshooter cool guy nonsense of threatening Bill Williamson despite 3 rifles being pointed at me. If this was a low-budget indie movie I’d have ended all three of them and walked off with a witty comment. But it’s not, and I took a bullet to the appendix, got rescued, and woke up in MacFarlane’s Ranch owned by, get this, the MacFarlane’s. Bonnie told me that I owned her about $400 in today’s money for removing the bullet from my side. This is obviously fiction, you can’t even get a doctor to spit on you for $400 in America.
She showed me around the ranch, which has a General Store because this is the tutorial area so it needs to have a place to buy things, I tied my horse to a stick with the yarn I ripped off my belt, and we patrolled the ranch for rodents at night. I was given a rifle that I cannot remove from my inventory. It doesn’t matter too much now, I’ve still got the Cattleman Revolver that I can use and when you’re shooting rabbits it doesn’t matter how big the bullet is. Same goes for shooting coyotes. There’s also a fair bit of aim assist which makes the Revolver not completely worthless.
After sleeping in a bed, I explained to Bonnie why I’m after Bill Williamson, told her I ain’t no city slicker, and raced her around the ranch. We were neck-and-neck for a while. but the longer the race went on the farther ahead I got. I won the race because, come on, she’s a woman. The world opened up a bit, I arrived Armadillo, met a Deputy who seems to be a little slow, and Marshal Johnson informed me that my problems are not his concern. But this is a video game, so I made them his problem.
We tracked some hoodlum with a fancy hat to his hideout were I could face real enemies for the first time. I realized several hours into this run that a No Deadeye challenge might have been more interesting, but I chose this challenge because the Cattleman Revolver is the weakest revolver in the game and it was one of the most common suggestions for a Red Dead Redemption video. It can take several shots to kill someone unless you get a headshot, which is extraordinarily easy thanks to Deadeye. It’s also easy without it at close range. At a distance, it can become a problem.
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@christopher0261
4 жыл бұрын
British Panda I saw that too
@EDU4RD0ofc
4 жыл бұрын
STONKS
@RobBoss_
4 жыл бұрын
F
@ndt_dynamite2247
4 жыл бұрын
F
@justinlabrosse8506
4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget that Bandana in thieves landing
"there's a storm rolling in, and everyone knows, cows melt when exposed to thunder"
@Driver-Nephi
3 жыл бұрын
It's true
@JohnathanBerserk
3 жыл бұрын
SPOILER ALERT(a little) Arthur Morgan says so himself
@hunterwilliams284
3 жыл бұрын
Common known
@glue3850
3 жыл бұрын
Commen very is that
@alekruberry2939
3 жыл бұрын
Haha I just did this mission and well suffice to say rip that dude
RIP Mitten. Your legacy will live on throughout the test of time.
@michaelyamat541
5 ай бұрын
He will be missed
@reapervirus71
3 ай бұрын
He ain't dead read his community post he isn't dead
@RupertMumphrey
2 ай бұрын
@@reapervirus71sorry to break it to you he is dead
@johnsnow-cm4ep
2 ай бұрын
@@reapervirus71that was over 4 months ago he did die a month after he will be missed I grew up watching him and following his footsteps in games as i watched him he was really a great content creator
@HamFlare_
Ай бұрын
What happened?
One of these days, when I'm old and frail, I'm gonna hear on the news about a crazy man with a bucket who terrorized a small town while shouting passive aggressive statements about trying to beat the game of life with only said bucket. "Did he do it, dad?" my sons will ask. "I'd like to think he did." I'll reply.
@maxpg2434
3 жыл бұрын
He was born, lived, and died with his bucket.
@n3oncoryx
3 жыл бұрын
Main reporter-Breaking news; Drunk man runs around yelling in a drunken stupor, about how he wants to beat a "game of life" with only a bucket. witnesses say that he was wearing only a loin cloth covering his nether regions. we now go to the scene live with reporter Jones. Jones-uhhhh im standing near the obviously intoxicated man screaming about his bucket, and im going to try to approach him. wait here while i walk over to him
@kitkatty52211
3 жыл бұрын
@@n3oncoryx Jones never came back, as the drunken man killed him with his bucket, screaming about "Critical hits". The drunken man later tried to clip his way through the jail cell, got his head stuck between the bars, and died.
@Fit4C
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@cobybeck3394
2 жыл бұрын
@UC-QZgR-6WOckmo4Tp8Fjf0A no fuck jesus
*"Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man."* Haha, this quote is memorable!
@melvinmerkelhopper5752
4 жыл бұрын
It is so funny because it is so true.
@vladdythebear5872
4 жыл бұрын
Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Im currently doing 8 years because my horse getaway driver ratted me out. Don't trust those bastards
@melvinmerkelhopper5752
4 жыл бұрын
@Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Yeah Nikolai, listen to VladdyTheBear, he knows what's up.
@lilllyuwu7131
4 жыл бұрын
PsychOsmosis umm
@davidgomez7882
4 жыл бұрын
Since I saw this video I keep watching for other animals. Who knows how many of them will snitch on me.
The funny thing about Seth’s would-be treasure is that he simply misread the map. There’s a box full of gold in the basement that you can take and sell.
@joeschmoe4245
3 жыл бұрын
Well well well
@supercomputer0448
3 жыл бұрын
I... never knew that.
@SCP-Dr_Bright
3 жыл бұрын
I mean that glass eye turned out to be the real treasure anyway because it helped him in undead nightmare
@currielord91
3 жыл бұрын
@@SCP-Dr_Bright I'm pretty sure he just stunk so bad the undead couldn't tell
@JoeShmoe376
3 жыл бұрын
@@joeschmoe4245 ayyyyy lmao
"I don't like middle names" -Mitten Beatrice Squad, 2019
@killme3984
3 жыл бұрын
That's a reference to an obscure kids book
@Fit4C
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@rodrigopadilha5682
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C ok thanks local priest
@Lord_of_Rot
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C 🏳️🌈gay pride
@mogenoof
Жыл бұрын
@@Lord_of_Rot vine boom
Rest in peace Paul
@KingX.
Ай бұрын
He ain’t dead
@loglog5296
Ай бұрын
@KingX. bro what, the mans been dead for months now 💀
"Everyone knows cows melt when exposed to thunder." That right there is what earned you a subscriber.
@cheeseballgooberpants3591
4 жыл бұрын
Night Owl YT Lol
@melvinmerkelhopper5752
4 жыл бұрын
I subscribed to him again with this account just for that line. Also that one about the old lady in the beginning.
@beastymusictm1452
4 жыл бұрын
Mitten has amazing one liners. 😂
"Killed that horse, because it belonged to the son of a shepard." Rolf: You dare mock the son of a shepard?!
@milkman2011
4 жыл бұрын
“Life has many doors, Red-boy”
@commandershepard811
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Commander Shepard and that's not how you spell Shepherd.
@Maskofanonymity
4 жыл бұрын
@@commandershepard811 Life has many doors space boi
@commandershepard811
4 жыл бұрын
@@Maskofanonymity I should go.
@Maskofanonymity
4 жыл бұрын
@@commandershepard811 Rolfe: Rolfe is confused Me: Later Commander
This is the very 1st video of his I've ever watched, but I've heard so many positive things about him. RIP bro
"You can't even get a doctor to spit at you for 400 dollars in America," lmao
@therightman9354
4 жыл бұрын
I mean he isn’t wrong
@onebigd313
4 жыл бұрын
@@therightman9354 not even a lil bit lol
@lucasrasmussen6386
3 жыл бұрын
Is this some kind of American thing that I'm to British to know about
@onebigd313
3 жыл бұрын
@@lucasrasmussen6386 indeed
@therightman9354
3 жыл бұрын
Lucas Rasmussen yeah pretty much
"You can't get a doctor to even spit on you for 400 dollars in America" God damn
@MotherSoren
4 жыл бұрын
An ambulance ride alone costs like 4000$ so he's right 🗿
@SevereUwu
4 жыл бұрын
I got a doctor to feel my balls for 120
@MoodyMMA
4 жыл бұрын
@@SevereUwu Boy or girl?
@TheWanderer7274
4 жыл бұрын
SSaul well I got the doctor who hides behind Walgreens’ to feel mine for free 😎
@mabs9503
4 жыл бұрын
I pay $40 a month for insurance and can see my doctor any time for anything I want and pay nothing.
"I shot Walton in the kneecap as an homage to Bethesda blowing the legs out from underneath the Fallout franchise with Fallout 76" Ooh I want in on the "taking due shots" session! The real shame is a 2010 game by Rockstar had a better VATS system than the 2018 Fallout game.
@chesterstevens8870
4 жыл бұрын
The biggest oof.
@thattbugg9531
4 жыл бұрын
That rockstar game has better vats than every fallout game 76% chance to hit pulease
@lolmao500
4 жыл бұрын
I looted the corpse... just like bethesda loots the corpse of its fan club with Fallout 1
@thegunslinger8806
4 жыл бұрын
Obi Juan...at last we meet...
@cathycatt-
4 жыл бұрын
Shots fired.
“Then I killed the horses because, no witnesses” That part got me
RIP MITTEN. one of the goats easily. said “if youre watching this for the story i suggest you leave and go watch some other video” and still went over it better than most videos about this game. you will be missed forever and always. we rockin with cattlemans revolvers heavily in honor of you my man
"If he'd stayed in the hole where he belonged" Ah, yes, Edgar IS the one in the hole.
@dillonpruitt8920
4 жыл бұрын
Ryan you sick bastard
@memphisczarapata7234
4 жыл бұрын
edgar is the cow in Ryans house in the Lets Play world
@Hurtydwarf
4 жыл бұрын
@@memphisczarapata7234 Ryan specifically states its not any specific cow, simply whomever is in the hole is Edgar.
@dittmar104
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not the cow that matters. It’s the damn title.
@DarkestFiction
4 жыл бұрын
@@dittmar104 it's not the title OR the cow, it's the hole and what (or WHO) is in it, let's be real.
This game really hit different when you finish RDR2 and you remember all the shit they went through together and now John is Hunting them all down.
@Ace-mx7rd
4 жыл бұрын
Reggie Jenkins The part that really hit me hard was seeing Arthur die and then realizing that John too was going to die
@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929
4 жыл бұрын
The one I really felt bad for was Javier. Dude got the shit end of the stick
@chrism1518
2 жыл бұрын
I really loved Arthur’s story, but I feel like Rockstar dropped the ball connecting RDR1 and 2. I don’t John ever interacts with Bill or Javier. It seemed like they were part of the same gang but not friends at all like RDR1 made it seem.
@RupertMumphrey
2 ай бұрын
@@chrism1518they’re all friends within the gang to a certain extent
"Poor Norman was probably traumatized from dying. I'm sure he'll get over it"
@beanguy8154
3 жыл бұрын
Yah he'll be fine
Just found out what happened 😢 RIP Mitten Squad, always gave me a smile when i was feeling down
@KingX.
Ай бұрын
Dude he isn’t dead
I still want you to do "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas using only Pew-Pew?" mainly because I want to hear you say "Pew-Pew" for an entire video.
@trentenbelka7218
4 жыл бұрын
Or fallout 3 with wazzer wifle
@rulebritannia8438
4 жыл бұрын
Anything with a confusing name
@zyzyfuss
3 жыл бұрын
@@trentenbelka7218 *4
@trentenbelka7218
3 жыл бұрын
@@zyzyfuss it’s also in fallout 3 my guy.
@Otakupatriot117
2 жыл бұрын
That would be more of a nightmare than one would initially think, because it means he has to get 50 star caps as a pacifist before he's allowed to shoot anything.
"And head back to Bonnie's farming and mercantile supply store for more missionary...more missions I mean." I see you Mittensquad, I see you.
@Fit4C
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@carlosvelasquez331
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C and snap out of it lol
@decobacolov10000
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C amogus
@francescoragnoni8042
2 жыл бұрын
Oh frick it i hadnt realised...
@daisukideshou
Жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C amogus
Who else is coming back after the news? Miss ya paul.
@KingX.
Ай бұрын
He’s not dead read his community post
we'll miss you paul.
"I shot Walter in the knee cap as an homage to Bethesda..." "Haha arrow in the knee reference" "....for ruining the fallout series with fallout 76." ".....oh"
@joeshiesty4613
4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@nothinbutlulz
4 жыл бұрын
T4c0_N1nj4 exactly 3 minutes in my friend
@hayp7295
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr I was think Oblivion then he said failing 76 and I wass like ouch... Lol
@ten_gallon_head_608
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you mean, hes not wrong
@ifthesewallscouldtalktheyp7692
4 жыл бұрын
@@joeshiesty4613 Just watch the fucking video man
"Used his gun to turn off a woman" LMAO
@diablovaenatori7460
4 жыл бұрын
agreed so random i started laughing before i realized what he said
@TheoRO-sl6hh
4 жыл бұрын
Skyhijinx turned off can mean so many things out of context
R.I.P Paul
I always wondered why the gun that you got for free was golden. Then I realized my pre-owned copy from gamestop had it as a dlc that was downloaded
@jesuschrist711
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the GOTY version does. I thought it was a standard extra for the longest te because my copy didnt come with a booklet that had the whole "congrats free dlc!" Mumbo jumbo on it, so i was confused af when i tried to turn it on on my bud's game.
@gabrielsage3425
3 жыл бұрын
Huh. I bought a used copy a couple weeks ago because I've never played the first one and wanted to try it and was wondering why my guns were gold.
@9etherNeo
3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielsage3425 i would be happy if My guns came gold
@user-ry3no8mc6z
3 жыл бұрын
@@9etherNeo not just that. You also got the war horse . It's stamina was unlimited
@slaqualquercoisamemo5117
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ry3no8mc6z No it isn't
Would the alternative title of this be: Can I beat Red Dead Redemption with only the Big Iron on My Hip?
@Elusivehawk
4 жыл бұрын
Too bad he used ADS
@satanmann8023
4 жыл бұрын
"Can I beat read dead redemption 1 with just my shooty tooty?"
@TheTroll10
4 жыл бұрын
no he used aim not only hip firing
@zooktheberzooker6156
4 жыл бұрын
The answer is yes big iron can destroy anything
@TheControIFreak
4 жыл бұрын
Well because there is a mandatory melee section in going with no
RDR2: * comes out on pc * Paul: * makes RDR1 vid anyway *
@Helixxs
4 жыл бұрын
Is it out yet?
@possum8220
4 жыл бұрын
@@Helixxs i thought it was right?
@40mm-Grenade
4 жыл бұрын
@@Helixxs It's been out for 6 days. It's not out on Steam yet tho so I ain't buying it till it is.
@Helixxs
4 жыл бұрын
@@40mm-Grenade yeah I'm waiting for the steam one
@40mm-Grenade
4 жыл бұрын
@@Helixxs Should be out in December for Steam.
This video popped in my recommended and knowing what happened a couple weeks ago makes it a little hard to watch. I miss you Paul/Mitten. Everyone misses you and we hope you’re beating games in the most absurd way, wherever you are ❤️
32:45 or so. The launching lantern made me laugh way more than it should have.
@tetraxis3011
Жыл бұрын
Bro why is that so funny?
Can you beat life with a successful KZread career without getting demonetized?
@AdamaSanguine
4 жыл бұрын
Nice, nice!
@oompaoomps2784
4 жыл бұрын
*boss music begins*
@nicholasgodwin8274
4 жыл бұрын
This video succeeded. It has so many midrolls
@offlinemedia1784
4 жыл бұрын
Mitten Squad: I am inevitable
@nickmarzullo4817
4 жыл бұрын
Short answer: no Long answer: No but with a terms and conditions email.
Mitten Squad: “Can you launch RDR2 on PC without crashing?”
@DJ-Plunder
4 жыл бұрын
Mfw when i laughed at this stale ass joke
@maxim196
4 жыл бұрын
This is outdated c'mon....the real problem is the performance
@TheArbinator
4 жыл бұрын
@@DJ-Plunder when when
@fiz2255
4 жыл бұрын
@@DJ-Plunder mfw you should stfu and keep your opinion to yourself
@huey515
4 жыл бұрын
Strangely, I've never actually had the problem of rdr2 crashing on me. But I have one of the older models of Video cards. I heard that the newer models are more prone to the game crashing?
"Man do i despise these cow herding missions" Me: Yes Indeed
@ronanhavern1980
3 жыл бұрын
At least they are better than breaking the horses I hated that so much
@AlqhemyA
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronanhavern1980 I loved the horse breaking missions
@ronanhavern1980
3 жыл бұрын
@@AlqhemyA I had to skip the checkpoint every time I just couldn’t do it and in undead nightmare the only horse I could get was death
@ProSkye59
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronanhavern1980 it's not that hard, just mash the buttons like me
It's totally feasible to beat Red Dead without dead eye. 90% of the time, I actually found it easier to just quick scope with the rifle in and out of cover.
@staticradio724
Жыл бұрын
If you have the auto-aim on (which it is by default), then yes, going without deadeye is entirely possible. Playing with the auto-aim off, however, would be another story 😦
@egg6130
Жыл бұрын
I played through the whole game thinking dead eye only worked in cutscenes so I didn't use it at all.
@therookie5714
10 ай бұрын
@@staticradio724I’ve done it and took out some hideouts and stuff like that. It’s pretty hard you have to stay in cover a lot more as I only like using the dual wield cattleman revolvers
@unclejoethemolester
5 ай бұрын
@@egg6130💀
@Psilomuscimol
3 ай бұрын
you can't dual wield in this game. @therookie5714
"Landon, what a dumb name." :(
@jettshriver9739
4 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@ryanhutchinson4467
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that pissed me off too. Landon Rickets is a cool guy!
@RandomPerson964
4 жыл бұрын
At least your name isn't Ben.
@SpaceCadetSec
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I felt that too 😔
@thespicegoose4434
4 жыл бұрын
i feel that too at least your parents spelled it right and not Landen like me
10:28 Failed opportunity to say, "And turned his intestines into outestines." Disappointed.
@orangoru4061
4 жыл бұрын
Smh my head
@OCinneide
4 жыл бұрын
@@orangoru4061 shake my head my head
@ziggitee3500
4 жыл бұрын
Orangoru are you okay?
@doughhhboi1731
4 жыл бұрын
@@ziggitee3500 are you okay?
@Helixxs
4 жыл бұрын
@@doughhhboi1731 idk are they
I've only seen mittensquads skyrim and fallout videos, excited to see this one
@Jreaq
3 ай бұрын
But he’s dead though
I don't really count it as failing the run when the game forces you into certain situations. The game forced you to "fail" the run during those occasions. Whenever you had the choice, you only used the revolver.
"And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him."
@anthonyp3140
4 жыл бұрын
Oh. Hi John.
@alexmcdonald1413
4 жыл бұрын
Wtf I just listened to that song 😂
@bottyuup6885
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck! Do I need to go back to Montana?
@adamlocher3996
4 жыл бұрын
Uknown AU Chara Johnny cash lol
@user-yz7cd9eb4c
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexmcdonald1413 bruh thats from the bible
"Still hate that name. Not as much as sue, but it's up there." The anything but Sue joke returns!
@Bloodyfuze
4 жыл бұрын
Othername 5 Isn’t it because of Johnny Cash’s song A Boy Named Sue
@othername5426
4 жыл бұрын
@@Bloodyfuze Yes. This is the second reference to the song he's made, to my knowledge. I pointed it out then, and again now. Good on you for knowing the song.
@pacman9635
4 жыл бұрын
If Ya hate any name should be ur own as u didn't pick it
@othername5426
4 жыл бұрын
@@pacman9635 I like my name, personally. I guess not everyone can be so lucky.
I waited until I was able to play rdr to watch this video, I just got done with it. Thank you for all the joy you brought us and will continue to bring us for the rest of our life's. Rip Mitten Squad
“These 2 guys were fighting, so I shot them both”. Most American sentence I’ve ever heard
Honestly, one of my favorite games ever
@riotrecker8978
4 жыл бұрын
FazeJevIsDad FortniteSucks I like your name mostly the last part though
@MelonGearSolid
4 жыл бұрын
Never has an ending crushed me as much. What a game.
@dickmeatbootysack2165
4 жыл бұрын
Riotrecker thank you kind sir
@dickmeatbootysack2165
4 жыл бұрын
Adam E I agree. Rdr2 really got me though, not the end of the game but the end of chapter 6. Arthur’s “last ride” and his death were one of the first times I cried in a video game
@Lakita2880
4 жыл бұрын
@@dickmeatbootysack2165 While i did cry in RDR2 I ended up aboslouloutly balling my eyes out at the end of RDR1
"I won the race because come on, she's a woman." Closed Captions tell you a whole different story
@guywiththebeans2408
4 жыл бұрын
I call that just u know judgement on women
@acey6991
3 жыл бұрын
@@guywiththebeans2408 the language of the gods
@guywiththebeans2408
3 жыл бұрын
@@acey6991 haha lol
@riverajustinmarks.
3 жыл бұрын
in the captions, instead of telling you to leave if you were here for the story it just outright says fuck off to you.
@realskhk
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
Rest in peace bro
RIP to the goat. One of the few KZreadrs who could always entertain me without fail. I know you’re up there kickin it in the great saloon in the sky
"I spent longer than I should have navigating my way out of this canyon" I felt that.... And so did all of your viewers who played this game....
@underhill918gaming5
4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeesh
@diablotry5154
4 жыл бұрын
Not me
@intensellylit4100
4 жыл бұрын
I never had trouble with the canyon
@Mutantgamer
4 жыл бұрын
I had no trouble with the place but only because I enjoyed clearing out the gang hideout in Pikes basin and did so numerous times.
@quandaledingle9981
3 жыл бұрын
True pikes basin gets me stuck after justice in pikes basin
"Had it not been for his mustache, he never would have survived the bandit ambush"
@justinharris2272
4 жыл бұрын
Nice fucking profile picture man
@hankthebird
4 жыл бұрын
@@justinharris2272 nice shirt man
@justinharris2272
4 жыл бұрын
@@hankthebird knife man got me through some really hard times, it was awesome to see it here of all places. And thank you big bro best wishes wingnut
When you run out of ammo, you still pistol whip them, its technically still the cattleman.
Still one of my favorite videos. Rest in peace man.
Watching John die again is still hard even in 2019
@notenum1
4 жыл бұрын
The_Cooler _Anakin there are some moments that non-gamers will never understand. Maybe John Rest In Peace.
@ZayTech91
4 жыл бұрын
And we might see him die again in 60 FPS in 2020 smh
@begotten621
4 жыл бұрын
@@ZayTech91 wait, is rockstar considering remaking red read redemption?
@aaronrichards19886
4 жыл бұрын
@@ZayTech91 really??!! They should just add the rdr1 missions to the rdr2 story mode. How dope would that be?
@kerringtonmalone3903
4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronrichards19886 That is stupid because RDR1 takes place in Mexico
"the greatest handgun ever made" - Shalashaska
@bigboss4178
4 жыл бұрын
engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever
@kfcmanager4682
4 жыл бұрын
big boss that reference is just top tier
@jacobkern2060
4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot?
@hbk4570
4 жыл бұрын
La Li Lu Le Lo
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
4 жыл бұрын
"Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves. "
Recently started playing the Red Dead Redemption games again and this came up in my recommended. Rip Paul you were one of my favorite KZreadrs to watch
rest in peace brother
I really do like you opening this stupid genre of “Can you beat...” into other games, very entertaining, fr. Super funny to watch, including your humor. Continue the great work.
“They pranked us real good by killing Norman right in front of us”
I hope he’s happy and in good health whether he returns to KZread or not he’s made some great videos and does it like no other. Thank you, Mitten, for the good laughs and great videos. His brute and deadpan comedy is amazingly entertaining.
@cerkies4lyf723
6 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to inform you, but he passed away
"But I have rope" - Mitten Squad, 2020
“He then directed us towards a Minecraft” 11:13
@Gold_JustForFun
4 жыл бұрын
I saw that too.
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gold_JustForFun heard*
@danielhawkins9717
4 жыл бұрын
williamisgood farted*
@worried_sickk5811
4 жыл бұрын
Burger well yes, that’s the joke.
@ifthesewallscouldtalktheyp7692
4 жыл бұрын
@ He could use subtitles
15:30 love how he’s honest with what he does in the challenge. It would be so easy to just skip stuff like that.
@GardenGuy1943
2 жыл бұрын
I hate it!!! I disliked and unsubscribed because of it. What a disgrace.
Just my luck, i just found a new channel to watch and it turns out the guys fucking DEAD wtf. R.I.P bro, loving the channel so far
@caryptic6684
5 ай бұрын
Ikr bro I used to watch this guy all the the time back in the day and his fallout videos, sadly he had an alcohol problem, and it took his life
@Psilomuscimol
3 ай бұрын
@@caryptic6684. No wonder he is so funny. It sucks though.
@joseybryant7577
2 ай бұрын
Have fun working through his catalog. It's fucking great
“I went back to Bonnie’s farming and mercantile for more missionary, I mean missions” haha
"Which makes deadeye useless" *still uses deadeye*
@yoink7590
4 жыл бұрын
its not a no dead eye run
@RupertMumphrey
2 ай бұрын
@@yoink7590that’s not what the comment was saying smh
he didnt realise the bandolier gave double ammo on rifles and repeaters
@Vityanvityan
4 жыл бұрын
Reading is not popular this days =(
@leandrogoberski885
4 жыл бұрын
@@Vityanvityan these* dumbass
@nathanwilson1407
4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that saw that
@KingNoob7
4 жыл бұрын
I was basically yelling at my phone
@TheSovietFuze
4 жыл бұрын
@@Vityanvityan ok boomer
Can we just appreciate that whenever there's a mine or something to do with a mine. Paul calls it a minecraft.
"We headed out on foot, specifically a horses foot"
“Can you play Fallout 76 without running into any glitches?” The video is 4 seconds long, the game crashed
@jinn8465
3 жыл бұрын
"Can you beat fallout 76 without gli-" _The audio then crashes, and the video can be seen stuttering and breaking as the shittiness of FO76 corrupts it. A smug Todd Howard can be seen in the background._ "It just works!"
@udozocklein6023
3 жыл бұрын
@@jinn8465 lol dude
0:30 Damn. I was not expecting a Junie B. Jones reference. My childhood just came back and hit me like a train
@rockysehf5718
4 жыл бұрын
I completly forgot about her
Mitten: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you leave and go watch another video." Captions: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you fuck off and go watch another video." I love whoever did the captions.
"Not as much as Sue, but it's up there" Me: JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!! JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!!!!!
@onyxithink4043
4 жыл бұрын
?
@Dave_Just_Dave
4 жыл бұрын
@@onyxithink4043 listen to "a boy named Sue" by Johnny Cash, then you would understand
@Dave_Just_Dave
4 жыл бұрын
@@onyxithink4043 kzread.info/dash/bejne/kXuW1s9maZbVoag.html Here, so you can find the song easy
@onyxithink4043
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah thanks. I forgot about that song
@Dave_Just_Dave
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
But here's the true question... can you Paul of mitten squad beat fallout new vegas using a "lightly" modified mid 90s bop it as the controller
Can you beat Fallout 3 blindfolded? (Have someone tell you the directions while playing.)
@patriot17764th
4 жыл бұрын
Oooo love it
@tuanmuda8543
4 жыл бұрын
Thats gonna be cool!
@reymax9053
4 жыл бұрын
Better yet, its a live stream and the guide is the chat
@Vortecus
4 жыл бұрын
@@iLoveBuckets69 He could stare at a second monitor whilst the first monitor is in frame and is blocked by paper or something thicker
@OGsirfluffybottom
4 жыл бұрын
And it has to be someone who never played it and he can't open the map
Rest in peace. You fought your demons to the bitter end. And you did well.
Love how even after you fail the challenge you still keep going and go through a world of pain.
It's weird how good this still looks
25:21 “Captain De Santa is fast, but Big Bird is faster.”
Came back to say RIP, you were an idol to many🕊️
“I charged into battle like a rabid Ferret.”
11:36 "exploded some absolute unit playing with a red barrel" lol
Undead Nightmare might be one of my most favorite dlcs ever. Red dead is awesome.
@ravencollins5638
4 жыл бұрын
It's automaticly bad because it's not called red undead nightmare
@heartbeat4atinman
4 жыл бұрын
Undead Nightmare with only a torch might be a fun one. That's pretty much how I played most of the story since I was really stingy and didn't want to use ammo except when I needed to.
@grim_56
4 жыл бұрын
My UN is completely broken, can’t even play 5 mins without a glitch. Sucks because it seems to be really fun
@TyTwoFly
4 жыл бұрын
Undead Nightmare 2 new and improved in RDR2 would be a dream come true.
@doughhhboi1731
4 жыл бұрын
@@TyTwoFly there have been hints in rdr2 to a new undead nightmare
Man, I fuckin miss you Mitten
@KingX.
Ай бұрын
He didn’t die read his community post
@cosmoskronos5489
Ай бұрын
@@KingX. That community post is before his death, man. Look it up.
God damn we miss you Paul .....
Beat The OuterWorlds with the starting pistol unupgraded.
@Ben_M_B
4 жыл бұрын
Who cares
@fixit9844
4 жыл бұрын
ben berman I do.
@red-2895
4 жыл бұрын
ben berman me
@waltercodingproductions1023
4 жыл бұрын
That pistol sucks, can you even?
@thesnowmiser6728
4 жыл бұрын
@@waltercodingproductions1023 genuinely don't think you can, you wouldn't have enough ammo for the final boss
" with that many horses we'd have enough glue to last a decade or more." Apparently you don't huff very much glue. amateur.
@hendrik6720
4 жыл бұрын
@@SkullkeeperVSK r/nocontext
@hendrik6720
4 жыл бұрын
@@SkullkeeperVSK let me take a crack at summarizing what u wrote.. "r/evenwithcontext"
@suckersupreme4380
4 жыл бұрын
David Attenborough wow, you’re such a funny funny redditor
@hendrik6720
4 жыл бұрын
@@suckersupreme4380 I'm gonna upvoat u even tho ur being sarcastic.
@daymax2325
4 жыл бұрын
David Attenborough upvote* sorry
Seeing how advanced RDR was, I realize why and how RDR2 was able to be so good: experience.
this is actually a extremely well put together video. the narrating is perfect and says alot of things you don't really expect to hear as jokes yet are extremely funny. the pacing is great too and i was even distracted by anything else the entire time which i found a bit funny because during anything movie show music . i'm usually gonna try and work on something else yet this caught my attention extremely well. great video.
Brings back the memories of staying up till 6 am playing games on my 360
"So anyway I started blasting!" Wish that was in there somewhere ^^
@BigManDaichi
4 жыл бұрын
Technically was. It's not verbatim, but he says something along the lines of "And so I respawned, and started blasting."
I’ve been subscribed for a while and by God I love rewatching this specific video for some damn reason. Dimmer than a shattered lightbulb. Didn’t catch that one until now. And I’m glad I did because I’m stealing it
it's funny to have wrong captions but they're genuinely useful for hard-of-hearing people...
@OutlawedPoet
3 жыл бұрын
aside from the "I suggest you fuck off to some other video" around 50 seconds in, the subtitles were actually pretty accurate.
@ollieibarra6472
3 жыл бұрын
@@OutlawedPoet 2:18 "i won the race because, come on, she's a woman" i didnt watch the whole video but id be willing to bet there's more like that
@OutlawedPoet
3 жыл бұрын
@@ollieibarra6472 LMAO yeah no he did not say that. I don't even know how the hell the bot thought it said that. if you remove the "I won the race because, come on, she's a woman" then it's completely accurate.
The second I saw the title I was like “no because they make you use a Gatling gun several times”
@karlconroy8899
4 жыл бұрын
Then it cant be helped and shouldn't affect the challenge
@40mm-Grenade
4 жыл бұрын
@@karlconroy8899 But it does affect the challenge because Mitten Squad is known for finding unique ways around forced dilemmas like these in the games he plays.
@michaeldebidart
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but if there’s no possible way around it he usually modifies the challenge. In the situations where the game wants you to use Gatling/cannon/dynamite but aren’t forced, he still used the cattleman...in my head canon he def passed the challenge
@40mm-Grenade
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldebidart I don't believe he passed the challenge. No offence to him, it's an amazing video, but he never beat the game with JUST the cattleman revolver.
“Used a gun, to turn off a woman”
@TheTroll10
4 жыл бұрын
there's no button for that so...
@goldenfox334
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTroll10 i mean could you count a trigger as a button 🤔
@Cons-Cat
4 жыл бұрын
comma splice idiot
32:40. Proceeds to yeet lantern
RIP, bro. You will be missed.
Idk why people say that in rdr 1 & 2 there is no fast travel, have you ever heard about stagecoaches???
@arthurmorgan9592
3 жыл бұрын
Or if you buy it in camp you can fast travel from a camp or the gang camp
@raptor7385
3 жыл бұрын
Or trains in rdr2
@TheChosenMoose01
3 жыл бұрын
@@raptor7385 Or set up a camp.......
@porcodanet4857
3 жыл бұрын
Or set up a camp
@OneEyeDollar6
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody says that
34:58 "edgar is the one is the hole" reference? I love this channel
@joshwarren5059
4 жыл бұрын
Had to see if there was anyone else who'd noticed 😁.
@1awlfc1
4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere a Mad King is laughing
@markanthonyjoyce7830
4 жыл бұрын
All Hail Ryan Haywood The Mad King Himself
@NativeJoel
3 жыл бұрын
@@markanthonyjoyce7830 man this didn't age well at all
@michaeldonovan1200
3 жыл бұрын
@@NativeJoel u right
Rest in peace
The fact that he keeps calling Jack and Abigail boy and woman is hilarious
@assbutt6969
5 ай бұрын
fr