Jumping is awesome, I wish it were real.
Music used is various tracks from the Old School Runescape OST.
Below is the mentioned part of the script that was cut out due to 3 hours of video corrupting. Also, the 'perspective' changes from past tense to... current? Tense randomly. This is how all my scripts end up and I just change it to 'current' tense when actually doing the voice over for consistency.
"I proceed into the Atomic Wrangler, where I spend 10 minutes gambling. Thankfully, with high luck, losing at Blackjack takes more effort than corralling fire ants. Trust me, I’d know [get B-roll of leading fire ants into barn]
With these caps, I purchase a 25mm Grenade Launcher from the Gun Runners. Don’t worry about where the robot’s stand is. It got up and it danced away, that’s all you need to know.
I tried testing my new toy on a line of NCR Troopers, since I don’t plan on siding with them, but then I just blew myself sky high.
I also forgot that I have 14 in Explosives, so this was a very bad plan.
Speaking of explosions, I pick now to finally start doing some quests. Specifically, those of the Boomers.
I fly my way all the way to Nellis. I briefly see George spit his drink out when he watches me soar past, like some kinda bird or plane or whatever. The Boomer at the gate is also terrified and doesn’t even think I’m human.
Granted, nothing new for someone like me.
I agree to kill some ants in the generator room. Truth be told, this is kind of my first real combat encounter. I just kind of avoided most other enemies.
It’s super difficult to maneuver around in this small area, but I do manage to kill all them ants and flip them switches. I also grab Thump Thump while I’m here. I don't think I ever used it.
Next up on the list was to fix the solar panels. It’s not an official rule of the run, but I wanted to avoid fast traveling as much as possible. As such, I held down my space bar for a good minute or so and launched myself toward Helios One at the speed of sound.
Lemme tell ya, the game really doesn’t like it when you do this. But it held itself together with spit and duct tape, so I grabbed the parts and marked myself as Return to Sender.
Still, these two things only got me to Liked, which is not exactly where I need to be.
My medicine skill is a little bit lacking this time of day, so I can’t heal the patients. I also don’t want to talk to Pete, because I value my time. Sorta.
I instead turn in a few bits of stolen metal to Jack, but this sadly isn’t enough to push me to Idolized. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures.
By that, I mean I talk to Pete about the Boomers’ history. While he talks, I get up and walk away from my computer to go do important girlbusiness - that’s one word, no space.
Tragically, even this isn’t enough to get me Idolized.
Healing a single patient - the only one I have the skills to do so - is enough, though, so I go talk to Pearl then Loyal about the bomber."