Lead YOUR army to victory with REAL strategy! Download and play World War Armies for free: wwc.onelink.me/uDzy/koifish *OPERATION KILL ALL KARLINGS HAS BEGUN!* Perhaps I should try to REVIVE the Karling Dynasty in 1066? BRING THEM BACK TO THEIR GLORY! Or perhaps.. I should just play Haesteinn again! :D

@Pykerivous

Жыл бұрын

Haesteinn in china like a bull running through a china shop

@PraiseJ-Pope

Жыл бұрын

@@Pykerivous meatballs and noodle soup?

@jonyprepperisrael60

Жыл бұрын

the dog is still alive

@thomasnguyen5197

Жыл бұрын

would love to see operation revive the karlings in 1066

I want this as a medieval political drama. Imagine the last episode he finally kills the last Karling after like 5 seasons of intrigue and assassinations. He sits down on his throne. Tired. The young Wolf Boy, now a man, he loved the final Karling. He discovers all his father has done. Distraught over murdering his beloved. The Duke of Anjou's vendetta of 40 years finally over. His son takes his life alongside allies for the crimes the Duke has committed. The Wolf Boy ascends to the throne of Anjou. The season after The Wolf of Anjou unites France. Sorry this show would be a banger dude.

@levimiller6168

Жыл бұрын

I NEED THIS

@DarthSidian

Жыл бұрын

WOLF MAN UNITES FRANCE

@Di0nysu5

Жыл бұрын

@@DarthSidian homme loup pour le président

@Konichu35

Жыл бұрын

SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS

@mwansamushingwaii4798

7 ай бұрын

Netflix would pay good money for this

"He hates me for being bavarian" Cultural tradition for all other german cultures: Hating Bavaria Because it's correct.

@yannismpa3701

Жыл бұрын

Neider

@kohlicoide2258

Жыл бұрын

Saupreiß

@feralcatgirl

Жыл бұрын

the bavarians are on thin ice but i'll accept them since they're not sw*bians

For those who are curious, attentatter is german for assassin.

@wacasommerfell469

Жыл бұрын

Fast gut übersetzt!

@TheMarulaMonarch

Жыл бұрын

@@wacasommerfell469almost?

@wacasommerfell469

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMarulaMonarch the meaning is acurate just typed that because my english teacher scolded me for translating it to assasin once, "it actually means contract killer in english" he said... luckilly i dont have an english teacher anymore:)

@TheMarulaMonarch

Жыл бұрын

@@wacasommerfell469 That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard

@priestofthecraft5318

Жыл бұрын

@@wacasommerfell469ord assassin also means contract killer. it is a versatile Word. English is weird we got rid of all the gender words for spoons and other inanimate objects.Just to piss off the French

In Koifish’s hands, i believe nothing is impossible in CK3

@dimasfazlur5926

Жыл бұрын

ada indonesia coy🎉❤

@Jaredtoo

Жыл бұрын

Fins*

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

Except sanity

@taylorvaldivia952

Жыл бұрын

I mean he is the best Crusader Kings player in the world so

As a german I can confirm attentäter means nothing but peaceful man.

@ItzMrRomeo1

Жыл бұрын

if your in the creed i guess you would be right lol

@ebilknub7308

11 ай бұрын

True , but i think its closer to trustworthy , loyal man 🤪

@a_scouts_life19

10 ай бұрын

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Besitz der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

"Everyone really hates me. Which is just great. Perhaps becoming French will help" A bit of irony in that one yes?

Koifish the Genius of CK3

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Genius... or madman? The line is fine!

@viperpeps7447

Жыл бұрын

​@@KoifishThere's a line?

All you need is some elbow grease, a very discreet apothecary and an escape plan.

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Grease up the apothecary discreetly, then escape!

@Pyxis10

Жыл бұрын

​@@KoifishIs that a euphemism?

As a German I see this as an absolute win 0:52

@Fuer64

Жыл бұрын

As an austrian, I agree

@jeanpal295

Жыл бұрын

as a random Belgian, I couldn't agree more

@emojiwithagun7035

Жыл бұрын

As an American, idk how to feel

@jeanpal295

Жыл бұрын

@@emojiwithagun7035 Don't worry man, we're just happy you're here

@simbachvazo6530

Жыл бұрын

As another American I feel welcome here, thank you.

I can’t believe Koifish looks into the mirror and killed Haesteinn

i love the anakin refrence at the intro

Haesteinn attacked you because you neglected him

@Ntwister

Жыл бұрын

i bet he was pissed and hurt bc koifish went and had a child with someone else xD

@orirotem2298

Жыл бұрын

@@Ntwister haesteinn demand koifish back

@duncanharrell5009

8 ай бұрын

If anyone at Paradox is reading this, please program Haestein’s AI to always attack Koifish when Koi’s playing non-Haestein characters.

Having a war is one heck of a way to break an addiction. Unorthodox to say the least, but effective

please do a followup video as the wolfboy. you must now become a mighty king

Not gonna lie, this would make for a historical drama series that would put "The Tutors" to shame!❤💯 Also, the story behind Grimoald and Phillipe the Wolf-Man of Anjou is so wholesome and beautiful! Best part of the whole thing! Makes me wanna write a fanfic about it. 🥰 I wish adoption was more of a thing in CK3.

Koi fish is really facing his demons in this video

Considering I never heard about the Karlings in modern times, all that happened in this video is based in real facts.

@canbakrl6025

Жыл бұрын

Never heard of charglamange idk how he is spelled

@DarthFhenix55

Жыл бұрын

@@canbakrl6025 Charles of maine. I never learned how to write it.

So, I started a run female ruler with all fertile traits trying to get as many family members as possible and married some of my family members together....at 120 years old I have 194 living member from this leader...still kicking and the game changes from after great grandkids to grandchild of my grandchildren:) I'm up to great great great grandchildren ...6 generations...hoping for 8 or 9:) UPDATE: lived to 130(started as a 16 year old (married the prince Carloman of France) and 244 living members from one woman...started in 867 with Bulgaria and married into France...by end of game had 17 alliances with family...Wessex, all of Francia (Burgundy, Francia, Aquitaine and Barcelona, and further into AL-Sarq, had Bulgaria, Pannonia, Wallachia, Moldavia and Italy...it was a killer time trying to (keep it all in the Family:)) (Land and Kids) .

Assassin is an interesting last name

@PraiseJ-Pope

Жыл бұрын

OF assassin, he's a noble

16:30 Wait a second, you beat the butterlord?!

25:32 this moment is sick af

This is one of my favorite things to do. Nothing liking putting a family up for annihilation

Every video leads Koifish closer to madness, I'm here for it

Glad to see koi going down the serial killer tree

I gotta applaud that delivery, better then the actual movie

I love this video and the Tourist one recently, super novel way to play/watch ck3, really cool stuff ❤

Again a very awesome challenge. Well done.

missed opportunity to play a saxon, then you would have a reason to hate the Karlings

amazing video koifish!!!

Ah yes, the classic "Boar accident during hunting". Its so familiar from somewhere. Yes, Im looking at you Hungarian history

You wouldn't kill me if I was Karling right!?!?!

you're spoiling us man with all these fast uploads!

Koifish, you are a madman and I love it.

Koi fish you madman once again you kill the Karlings

Von Attentäter 😂😂😂 koifish du bist ein Genie 🎉❤

This video is awesome!

Koifish when he murders a number of ancestors, denying the world their bloodline and future offsprings

AS A GERMAN: Atentäter defenitely means loving and caring, nice cookiegranny/nurse Braucht ihr nicht zu überprüfen :") Definetly not contract killer, that is not the meaning! :D

VERY GOOD!

What a wonderful idea

You have done a service to humanity

House attack, very nice

I did this with the lanisters in the game of thrones mod. House reyne has arisen again

I want to see you combo "Become Chakravati" which, amongst other things, gives a 50% discount on Holy Wars, with the "By the Sword" tradition, which lets you so Kingdom Holy Wars multiple times per character and at a lower Devotion level

I cant belive it you killed haesteinn 😱😱😱

That intro hyped me up fr

Koifish: i'm breaking up with you Haesteinn Haesteinn: you will be back.

I am french I know that when Koifish does a video in France i will be insulted at least once But i keep watching the videos Is that stockolm syndrome ? When you get insulted by a swede but stills keep on watching the content ?

LETS GOOO UPLOAD

the ending is soo crazy lol

Haesteinn you jealous minx! 😅😂

The pommel attack, to end your opponent rightly.

Something I thought you might try was a war on them to capture a bunch of them, and then mass-execute.

Madman of ck3

Plot twist the wolf boy was a kkarling

21:53 Why the hell is the Byzantine dynasty named Pastillas?!? That literally means pills in Spanish Really nice video Koifish, I didn’t knew that you could kill anyone Intentionally at a hunt or a tournament (Sorry for my English, I’m Spanish)

Im gonna try the game now

@anthonyernst999

8 ай бұрын

I had no idea what I was getting myself into

house of assasin, nice.

When we see your buddy haesteinn ?

Ah, my favorite Crusader Kings activity: CHOPPING DOWN AN ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!!!!

Perfection

I did something similar to the Abbasids as the byzantines

i know this would be to similar to this challenge here, but what if you play as count vladimir fepes of walachia (or duke) and declare yourself enemy of the world, waring, murdering and torturing anyone in your path

It would’ve been better if you made a character of the Merovingian dynasty who hate the karling

Play as Mu'nis the Eunuch of Acre, vassal of the Duke of Jerusalem in the Abbasid Empire. Continue the dynasty by any means necessary.

Koifish: Murders Haesteinn me: Oh my lord he's done it. He's cured his addiction. Anyways play Haesteinn again lmfao

That’s one of the first good looking mobile games I’ve ever seen

@damiandigga9981

Жыл бұрын

Pain

12:25 truly the male fantasy over here omg

A true menace

"No more Karlings" -- von Attentäter, Grimoald, 904 DC

I was worried that they'd outbreed your kills, but apparently they were no match for Duke Grimoald of Anjou

I once had a game where a random ai on Cyprus single-handedly killed off the entire main Karling dynasty just as I brought it back

World domination in bannerlords in the next video

local dude becomes medieval serial killer

I know this man this name is Time.

I am on the loading screen :D

Never thought a video about killing a whole dynasty could be so goofy.

this should have an achievement on steam

Clearly, I cannot choose the wine before me.

Saving myself

bro became itachi

Fun fact: *Kek* actually means cake in Turkish. So intentionally or not you have made a Turkish pun.

Would have been easier to do with Haesteinn, we all know it

unhorse was infact the correct english word to take someone else off their horse. Dismount is when you get off a horse yourself. you cant dismount someone else you would unhorse them

😂😂 bro the intro

KOI I literally spent 20 years wondering yy in French it means attempt and was like I don’t get it u coulda helped

7:02 feels wrong to see count haesteinn as a random NPC in the game

You forgot the children of Karling women who inherited their father's dynasty. Thus not being listed in the Karling dynasty.

@LeakyTrees

9 ай бұрын

They’re not Karlings, they don’t count

New dlc.. sure why not.. then I remembered.. 867 to 1452 is a long damn time. Anyone else get tired of hitting the seek indulgences accept button for the last 30 years of the game?😂

A CK player's wet dream

Stabby time

Yo

"He died. That's so said" Court Musician, play Despacito.

Unhorse is actually the correct term. 😂

Don’t kill my dynasty please. I have liked and commented, even shared.

4:30 But.. Bavarians dont speak German!

Tial Stagate "KEK mean weak and dead" Koifish "KEK Kill every karling" coincidence? or maybe destiny?

TKD

NEXT: MAKING BOSNIA GREAT AGAIN !!! ;)