Can I SURVIVE as the WORST KING Crusader Kings 3?
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Can I Save This DOOMED Ruler in Crusader Kings 3? I sure hope so, as today we take a look at King Garcia of Spain, the WORST
In this video, Koifish will show how to not only survive, but thrive as the Spanish ruler Garcia of Spain! In this CK3 Challenge I will be trying to survive in Iberia as the WORST KING out of the Jimena Dynasty rulers, the massive house that rules all of northern Iberia in the 1066 start date!
Not only does he have to survive countless of plots and intrigue, but also his own dynasty, which all struggle for power in the Iberian Struggle, the hit mechanic from the CK3 DLC Fate of Iberia!
Will King Garcia be able to unite the realm despite his unruly family? Or will he go down the path that real history took, and end up without a crown? Only one way to find out!
This is a part of the Crusader Kings 3 A-Z series, where I play as every recommended starting character in CK3! And this one is the ruler with the lowest stats of them all: King Garcia!
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Is it even possible to SURVIVE as this absolutely GARBAGE RULER? Only one way to find out! That's right, we're continuing the glorious progress to complete the A - Z in Crusader Kings 3 challenge! And this time, It's KING GARCIA of SPAIN! More CK3 and Bannerlord videos coming very soon, including Haesteinn returning as a GHOST to haunt a very special character... Make sure to subscribe!
Ximena could have had any king she wanted, but she wanted all three of them…
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
What a SPICY woman!
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of when this game first came out and your spymaster would rat himself out that he was banging your wife.
@Achates72
5 ай бұрын
Spainabama
They say nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, but truly no man expects... RODRIGO 'EL CID CAMPEADOR' 🎺🎺🎺
First, you play as the brother with 0 Intrigue...then you depose your brother who is basically the Castilian James Bond, yet leave him with lands...then, you make him your Spymaster?!? Dang that was like Austin Powers standing on 5 (I also like to live dangerously)!
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
My strategic mastermind scares even myself sometimes!
"Worst king is an opinion and facts don't care about your opinion there fore I'm the greatest king that ever lived"
@Goodtcori
8 ай бұрын
and this is why there are soo many kings/emperors with the nickname “the great”
@thechronicler1453
8 ай бұрын
Well not really how it works but sure
@eternalindifference
8 ай бұрын
"Aaaah science" Koifish quote from another video.
@feliperea3271
4 ай бұрын
@@Goodtcori the ones that actually got the name were great. At least the ones we remember. Alexander and Alfred
Sees Koifish video in Iberia. Expects blood bath. Gets the most wholesome step family story this year. 10/10, would cry again
El Cid getting his own theme everytime his name is mentioned got me cackling everytime 🎺🎺🎺
"I knew that oven was still warm enough" actually had me snorting while laughing.
Koifish: you're gonna be a big brother Kaiser! The Kaiser: nice, here's some gold for the baby shower!
This was really good, I’m loving the A-Z series! One thing to keep in mind for 1066 starts is that Rodrigo Vivar exists from the beginning (and becomes El Cid through scripted events). If you are playing as a female ruler in diplomatic range you can often find him and marry him so he’ll lead your armies.
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
EL CID... CAMPEADOR! 🎺🎺🎺
@PraiseJ-Pope
8 ай бұрын
Female custom iberian queen and LETS GOO
@Logan0503
8 ай бұрын
@@PraiseJ-Pope I did it with a custom ruler in Africa once, and next time I play as Matilda of Tuscany I’ll probably do it again.
Not sure why El Cid got his own sting but I giggled like an arsehole everytime.
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
EL CID... CAMPEADOR! 🎺🎺🎺
@Gnaaal
8 ай бұрын
Funny as hell
Rodrigo el cid campeador will forever remain in our hearts 🎺
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
May the trumpets play in his afterlife 🎺🎺🎺🎺
The virgin King García vs the Chad King Vermudo III, the last Galician king and the last reigning descendant of Paio/Pelayo, killed in battle against García's father
King Garcia was the first ever character I played in CK2. Most started on Tutorial Island, I started on Tutorial Peninsula.
Can we just appreciate Koifish and his wordplay
@vroomnyao4378
8 ай бұрын
yes i too love the continent of iberia
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
Thank you! :D
The most wholesome step dad simulation I have ever seen...
Title saying WORST KING, man becomes friends with the Kaiser after banging his mom, wins multiple wars against his waaay more capable brothers, apreciates the huge badonkahongers of his cousin, dude is literally the BEST KING in Iberia
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
That's the TWIST! Also Badonkahongers is now a staple word in my vocabulary!
That wedding failing was such an unfortunate thing to see. The bride became Soulmates with her groom right before they got married, so because shes a Catholic and got caught, she instantly went to jail. Wish this got fixed.
I love the Rodrigo "El Cid Campeador" de Vivar -maxxing throughout the video
I love that you actually put in trumpets. Nice touch.
I'm currently playing the 1066 start in Iberia using yours, and others, espionage starting strategies. A M A Z I N G ! ! ! Created my Count and launched him from little ole Soria outside of Burgos, headed by none other than King Sancho. Originally he was placed into the chancellor role , but soon, made it into the spymaster position...and then the real fun started. My sways and murders and kidnappings were nearly impossible to stop when executed in the northern Spanish realm (I did change the name to Espa`na) or the near by Catalan and Acquitaine-Carcassonne holdings. The Emir's and Sultans that dominate the majority of the peninsula have proven much harder to infiltrate, though. And now I'm "impressing" some other courts on a grander scale after keeping it local for a spell. The Count kept living, many years, after his son ascended to the throne of Castille which includes Galicia and northern Portucale, with Leon still being dealt with after SEVERELY weakening their strength from family ties and, you guessed it, murders and kidnappings. After 75 sun rotations around the earth, Count Brionne of Soria took his last breath and his son, at 51years of age, took the Kingdom because we had to murder 4 of the grandsons wives (before he even reached 24 years of age...the guy was plagued with emotional strife and succomed to a seizure at 30 yrs) to ensure he didn't procreate and establish another heir. And also leaving many children in high places scattered throughout various local regions. Oh yeah, I kickstarted Spain's overseas conquests by invading and conquering the nearby island of Madeira, though that was only 1 of 3 counties I conquered by force in 50ish years of playthrough, because they had the balls to raid Spanish lands! Many thanks for an exciting new way to play!
Quick Spanish tip: the "X" in Ximena is pronounced like the h in "hit", so the proper way to pronounce the name is "Him-ay-nuh"
@RIlianP
8 ай бұрын
You know he is pronouncing the Spanish names and places wrong on purpose, right?
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
You think too highly of me Mr. RIlianP :D
@1lunanueva
8 ай бұрын
Actuallly, since this is Medieval Spanish, it should be pronounced as "sh". It wouldn't start to be pronounce as "h" at least until the 16th century.
Enjoy the channel bro your video have certainly helped my CK3 game! Keep up the solid content
My first game of CkII was playing the tutorial, I had no idea what I was doing so I ended up in a 10-15-year-long war over the Galican throne. It was beautiful and by far the best CK playthrough i ever had. That game spawned so many stories
I cant even begin explaining how hilarious it is to hear the overused trumpets everytime Koifish said "EL CID CAMPEADOR"
You're always so funny, Koifish! I'm glad to see another video in the A-Z series! :^))
Almost had an Errol Musk moment there, Koifish. Excellent video as always!
I love Koifish's videos. With enough watching I've finally bought Crusader Kings III today. May be because the crazy relationships in this vid
Really fun video Koifish can I recommend the Bohemian start next for A-Z
I love the "Frau Blücher" bit you did by playing the music every time you mentioned El Cid. :D
Koifish: "my first war target would be my brother" Me: you dont say
Awesome one :D
Very entertaining!
love you koifish
Whenever you finish CK3 A-Z and the Haestein Saga, it’d be pretty cool to see you Restore Rome as the Byzantines. Basic? Yeah I’ll admit it is but still would be fun to see you get up to Greek Mediterranean shenanigans. EAMUS ROMA!
9:34 What a turn of events, and just as the seconds reached 34. That has got to be a sign.
Wow,You should do a Part 2 of the series to unite iberia
''That's a lot of banners'' (Bannerlord Music) Pretty smooth xD
Morgan freeman wears a turban in the old Robin Hood movie with Kevin kosner lol
Infanta Urraca might be fun actually, didn’t notice her there.
Santiago is a brutal city to build tall. Also, the decision to form Portugal of very good too and not too difficult to achieve.
Alternative title: i become the best stepdad in ck3
he really could not wait till after the ceremony
Whenever i get a chance to convert to Asatru, i take it. Wasted potential for greatest Pagan comeback.
I feel personally called out in the end screen
I have watched so many videos of yours i guess through the algo but never subscribed. I am now in the name of Haestein.
Hey Koifish. Any chance you'll play the Extended Startdate mod and play in some other startdates? I never play CK3 without it as the vanilla startdates are so limited in my opinion :/
the technology is so advanced they can make couscous out of rice
Best wishes
I used to pick Garcia because before the Iberian struggle DLC (I think) you could form Portugal as a king and he could very easily firm Portugal. Also Portuguese culture is pretty good.
Fun fact I like to watch and eat koifish
@ChrissieBear
8 ай бұрын
You eat koifish!?
@sethhenty6128
8 ай бұрын
Do you watch him while looking at him or????
@kawaiitoiletpaper6908
8 ай бұрын
Yea they are delicious
Can someone please tell me what's the name of the song starting at min 11.25? Koifish uses this track in almost every ck3 video.
thanks for ben pashiro reference
Garcia is my favourite out of the 3 Brothers tbh
29:25 What is the song that plays in the background? I recognize it but I cannot place where I heard it from. Please help.
lol this just happened to me, split england with my 7 siblings, lost like 9 holdings
WOW!
"Marry my cousin, Alabama-style" Koifish, my man...what if I told you that cousin marriage is legal in Sweden?
3:33 Nah.. sounds like Maria Theresia von Habsburg.. just sell your kids to have some friends
I did the reconquista with sancho
gloriouss
the most hilarious thing was that the wedding was called off and the bride imprisoned was because the bride and groom had sex before marriage.
koifish picking all activities dynasty legacy only to never go on a single activity, not even a wedding god dammit
Kuskus ?? Cool
Lets see if koifish did the reconquista faster then me i did it in 28 game years
Is playing Haesteinn the medicine he forgot to take in the beginning?
1:37 "in the wonderful *continent* of iberia" you mean peninsula?
3 brothers, 1 cousins.... 😳 I guess they are built different down in Spain 😂
All hail Heinrichio
Hey koifish they don’t want you to know this but you can be happy for no reason in fact if you look for a reason to be happy it’ll probably make you unhappy
so we also have access to my mother ~ sonicu
What's the difference between a House and Dynasty Banner?
Ah, meritocracy, or huge hat as it is also known.
Bruh, King Garcia looks just like Zizzaran with long hair....
What happen to hastin saga?
Pretty sure the King of Navarra is a first cousin to the 3 bros but yeah rock on Koifish. Antso is so irrelevant.
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
A brother is just a cousin but different :D
I kind of like this third brother. What's his deal?
A dream about mommy Misato? Based
How do you choose which lifestyle choice for a child to be taught in? Everytime I educate a child, it just randomly selects one 👀
@aiwithbri
8 ай бұрын
Click on the kid and there are little icons to the left of the kids portrait
I;m just thinking, what happens if you conquer all the Spanish kingdoms then unite the thrones
@Brayslayer
8 ай бұрын
I'm like 90% sure it becomes a single kingdom
@panose6542
8 ай бұрын
@@Brayslayer you usually need 2 kingdo titles to form an empire, don't you?
@Brayslayer
8 ай бұрын
@@panose6542 yeap but hispanina would only consist of one kingdom
Ah yes, he beat himself to death
Cousin marriage is not allowed in castille?
couscous is made from wheat, not rice :)
Anyone else who misses the average experience types of videos😢
What a weird timeline
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
History has officially been DE RAILED
@azmanabdula
8 ай бұрын
@@Koifish Bless the Koifish ....
Sad bohemian noises
koifish where is the Haestein saga?
day 1 of asking when warband
The way I wheezed when I saw that arrow fly at the guy. I damn near died! 😂
Gnome stop berating Koifish!
Make videos about why earth is flat or your phone !
the cabelleros joke killed me 😂😂😂 , hills , plains and drylands
As an atheist, I find CK3's use of the word "atheist" willy nilly a bit offensive 😅
Free matilda !!!!
Where is the Haestein Saga?
@Koifish
8 ай бұрын
Next episode next week! :D
Was it Ben Shapiro? ‘Do yOu CoNdEmN…’
Leave it to the Spanish😂
Just like in Alabama.
Trusting, goofball man, not intriguing, 0 knowledge of warfare, loves jamon....I think this video is about me!
Caballeros literally translates to "Knights"