FULL UNEDITED RUN HERE BTW: kzread.info/dash/bejne/q22LpKuQgLTNhM4.html 24/04/24 ADDED TIMESTAMPS Things to note: 1 - No Hakita didn't actually say that 2 - I tried to 100% ULTRAKILL and then request a refund but it's not something I think I can do in the time limit 3 - I'm not a great speedrunner 4 - This took 50 hours to edit... Jesus Christ that's a lot of hours 5 - Hakita's not losing any money here, as 1: I obviously have ULTRAKILL on my main account and 2: this took 2 attempts so uh he got an extra 25 bucks just for that 6 - If I sound weird at all, I was sick for the first half of the vid and I had invisalign in for the first time 7 - This only goes up to the Violence Update as layer 8, layer 9 and P-3 aren't out yet at the time of publishing this video

@nothingisnothing...

2 ай бұрын

BROOOO THIS VID IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION VIEWS FR

@Nou45569

2 ай бұрын

Bro forgot to pin this

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

thanks bro@@Nou45569

@NinetyEight418

2 ай бұрын

Judgement

@vex5531

2 ай бұрын

" 2 - I'm not a great speedrunner " now you are

Writing "game was too easy" as an refund request gotta be one of the most beautiful things ever written in its context

@LzeniX

2 ай бұрын

Especially when you actually did it with a observable proof

@shawuantheshep

2 ай бұрын

nah bro the game just had a skill issue

@gneu1527

2 ай бұрын

Ultrakill is currently really easy, but the brutal difficulty might hopefully change that.

@raddelydackelydack

2 ай бұрын

@@gneu1527 yeah i really hope the bosses would be actually hard i feel like minos' corpse, leviathan and the earyhmovers brain should get really buffed

@SomeCowguy

2 ай бұрын

Man i cant even do p-2 P rank on harmless​@@gneu1527

"Stop quoting me on things ive never said" -Hakita ULTRAKILL

@autumnstays

2 ай бұрын

it's so funny on twitter he said if someone really went to him like that he'd just be like "ok 👍"

@jlco

2 ай бұрын

Just as Sun Tzu once said, "This quote attribution is as fake as your Jordans. Sun Tzu, Art of War."

@toastergaming7783

2 ай бұрын

​@@jlco"What? I didn't say that shit" - Sun Tzu, Art of War "There's no use, people will always make up fake quotes about us" - Abraham Lincoln

@alfonshedstrom9859

2 ай бұрын

He commented about this video and said "the first mistake is thinking I write with proper capitalization, the second is thinking I'm any surprised at what people are doing at this point"

@lethalcompanybracken5

2 ай бұрын

​@@toastergaming7783"you're right, we will always be quoted on something" - random ahh peasant from 1567

Steam Support Answer: "Hell naw man. Now wait for the full release and complete the rest in 13 minutes"

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

bruh

@coolu

2 ай бұрын

wassup bro, we meet again

@ReyHunter

2 ай бұрын

@@coolu hiii

@therubberniton2170

2 ай бұрын

i wish i could actually sign in to steam to play this game

@vorbex221

Ай бұрын

seems like a great idea

7:47 caught trying to parry with knuckleblaster

@natsoy1786

2 ай бұрын

Unrelated but how much knuckleblaster main punch does compare to feedbacker. Tripled the feedbacker damage?

@WackyrDrago

2 ай бұрын

​@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage

@guestthebub644

2 ай бұрын

@@natsoy1786 it deals alot damage

@bandana5595

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage

@Sparsh011

2 ай бұрын

​@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage

"I got so angry I started speaking the tongue of the elder gods" Average P-2 experience tbh

@I_Xeroc_fr

2 ай бұрын

True

@frosbeechill

2 ай бұрын

@@I_Xeroc_fr Hello Xeroc from Calamity

@Goose-Verse

2 ай бұрын

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHLUMBERDUB!!!"

@The-skeletonified-man

Ай бұрын

​@@Goose-Verse "wubbalubbadubdub"

@morandini-haydenfamilyemai4071

28 күн бұрын

'I messed up, I MESSED UP (inhale)SHLABLEDABLE

Hakita will never financially recover from this

"tight time requirement" this is 1-3, this has one of the highest time requirements in the game.

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

truly

@robertbookeriv801

2 ай бұрын

Tight p rank time ifn you aren't hyper speedy

@coolepic519

2 ай бұрын

Theres also practically 2 levels in one and multiple bosses

@Jacatoja1

10 күн бұрын

​@@coolepic519 there are 2 normal levels, one boss level and one climax level in it

Time to see if refund% becomes a category on speedruns archive

@nest3885

Ай бұрын

Most time and money consuming to attempt XD

huge respect for actually buying the game for a second time

@RushWheeler

2 ай бұрын

Technically a third since he failed his first attempt

@zzukod

2 ай бұрын

@@RushWheeler damn, idk what to say

@DOG_EATER_1887

2 ай бұрын

​@@RushWheelerthat is tragic

fun fact you can hit the water in 4-4 with the electric railcannon without grabbing the skull. I found out in a new save full game speedrun (just to see how fast i could do it) by going up to the crack and just shooting at the water. hopefully this can help anyone else who's trying to do this run.

@DrEggz

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for the tip I always got the saw blade after V2 2 now I can commit nefarious deeds faster

@notgabriel8624

2 ай бұрын

I pulled this off in my first run and I feel like it really trivialized the fight for me lol

People P-Ranking the whole game on violent in less than 2 hours and here I am incapable of P-Ranking P-2 on Standart difficulty (incredibly I P-Ranked everything except P-2 on violent)

@nexerkarigum4031

2 ай бұрын

I cant P rank greed...

@thealchemistking4063

2 ай бұрын

@@nexerkarigum4031 Youll get there in your own time, just keep trying and hone your skills, youll do it eventually, I believe in you!

@FutileStruggleofaBoulder

2 ай бұрын

Same, except I P-ranked P-2, if I can do it so can you

@user-iv5wm6bj8f

2 ай бұрын

I P-ranked 9 levels with shot gun only (is the best weapon for begginer P-ranks)

@thealchemistking4063

2 ай бұрын

@@user-iv5wm6bj8f its... ironically easier to P-Rank with 1 weapon since you dont need to worry about style anymore realistically.

"and this conveniently placed pit!" W H A T

@ReyHunter

2 ай бұрын

There is a yellow arm variation. Jump

@TETANUS.

2 ай бұрын

​@@ReyHunterthe yellow arm lets you jump higher

@badmusicproducer_offical

2 ай бұрын

@@ReyHunterno?

@badmusicproducer_offical

2 ай бұрын

@@TETANUS.NO?

@notgabriel8624

2 ай бұрын

What is happening

YOOOOOO knew it! (Altwrath is released but the first level is broken wait for the fix to be uploaded)

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

alr man I'll record the video where I play it probably like in 2 days

@Draghtnim

2 ай бұрын

​@@SirGronfletonpatch should be out then, thanks

"i got so mad i started speaking the language of the elder gods" lmfao

@Pedro3dits

2 ай бұрын

He really said, “SCHLUBBER DUBBER” lol

@user-bb8fx2yh3k

2 ай бұрын

tu es deus iocorum, AD LITTERAM

I have a feeling that as Hakita was creating P-2 and P-1 he was maniacally laughing, just "AHHAHAHHA, INSTAKILL MOVES? WHY NOT? AND WE CAN MAKE THEM TELEPORT TO THE PLAYER!"

@shadyfier898

2 ай бұрын

in the act 2 commentary he actually says a lot of the things in P-2 were added because he thought it would be funny. also uhh... what do you mean by "instakill moves"?

@connormcmullen3226

2 ай бұрын

@@shadyfier898 thanks! also I ment that if you're not careful during P-1 and P-2 you can pretty much instantly die.

@piscessoedroen

2 ай бұрын

​​​@@shadyfier898the entire P-2 is literally just hakita going "wouldn't it be funny if i do this?" And the rest of the dev team occasionally telling him that he needs to chill

@IanVelazquez-jk3tv

Ай бұрын

(Un) Fun Fact: the prime souls can’t actually teleport, but they can run fast!

@connormcmullen3226

Ай бұрын

@@IanVelazquez-jk3tv they're the ultimate speedrunners then.

I love how he changed the thumbnail because hakita corrected him on twitter on what he would actually reply with on the thumbnail 😭

@melonbutters3568

2 ай бұрын

He what? Jesus, Hakita, good thing we "... don't do Ultrakill, because it would suck"

@quinngabrielquirubin3430

2 ай бұрын

wait, what was said before? I don't catch on

@ImAPersonHehehehaw

Ай бұрын

@@quinngabrielquirubin3430I need to know as well

@ImAPersonHehehehaw

Ай бұрын

@@quinngabrielquirubin3430it said “ok have fun” I found out

@anshsgh6092

Ай бұрын

answer

Funny thing that you doesn't have to kill secret encounters for p-rank, they're completely optional, but I guess that counts

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

nah but I wanted the slab revolver

@jlco

2 ай бұрын

Wait is this true in 1-3? if so then I missed some enemies without realizing and made it way harder on myself

@frothy-wifi

2 ай бұрын

@@jlcoyep, it's true

@kveller555

2 ай бұрын

@@jlcoIt's true for every single level.

24:55 gronf caught trying to pro boost with knuckleblaster

bring back the "ok have fun" thumbnail. BRING IT BACK.

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

hmmm... I have changed the thumbnail so many times now

@reimuhakurei2123

2 ай бұрын

ok have fun thumbnail ?

@A10Rooms

Ай бұрын

​@@reimuhakurei2123where Hakita said "ok have fun"

Impossible… EVEN P-2? EVERY LAST ONE???

bro took Hakita's advice on how he'd type on discord 💀

now do it again on brutal

So with the current version of the game yes you could P-rank all of the levels and refund it but in the final game it would be imposible it seems

@SirGronfleton

Ай бұрын

nah I'd win

@deadpan904

Ай бұрын

@@SirGronfleton "Nah, I'd win." - Sir Gron/Fleton

@averagerobloxfan7879

Ай бұрын

nah bruh top runners can p rank the whole game in under 40 minutes, this challenge is super lenient, it would certainly be possible in the final release

me when hakita says "hey wouldnt it be funny if P-3 just sends you back to limbo and you have to beat every level in one go so you can fight the prime soul?" and i wish he wont say that

If you ever attempt this again, 1-4 you can P-rank it with killing V2 before he spawns, saving time

why is this written like it's for people who havent played ultrakill

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

reaching a new audience I guess

@bottleofcat

2 ай бұрын

Not everyone has played ultrakill or as skilled to finish it

@austinputter5936

Ай бұрын

@@SirGronfletonI’ve never played it helped me

@Zexalot

Ай бұрын

@@austinputter5936 yeah but you ended up spoiling the entire game for yourself. if you even care about that lol

@austinputter5936

Ай бұрын

@@Zexalot I didn’t care but I can def see how that would affect people

This is very impressive. Both editing and skill wise. the egg is proud of you

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

YOOO Egg is proud of me!

@Jack-kz4nb

2 ай бұрын

Best achievement you can get​@@SirGronfleton

Video perfectly encapsulates every brainrotted refrence within the ULTRAKILL fandom while maintaining the incredibly incomprehensible gameplay and tags/titles within, hell yeah I’m gonna support this fellow crackhead by subbing. Rock on you absolute maniac.

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

Thanks!

We all know Hakita would never be surprised someone could P-Rank the entire game in like 30 minutes and return it. That thumbnail is the biggest lie ever lmfao

@themilkdealer1

2 ай бұрын

The meat riding🤯🤯🤯

Easily one of my favorite yt right now I love how you sum up the speed run while also having fun!

This was the best speed run video I've seen in awhile. Good job bro 👏👏👏

This is my very first time to see a non-slop ultrakill content... Well done gronf, well done.

and i still can't even p rank the first level...

@tulsipa7092

2 ай бұрын

into the fire or the prime sanctum

@Reunonen

2 ай бұрын

Skill issue

@icommentsometimes0

2 ай бұрын

womp womp

@ST.lantor

2 ай бұрын

Massive L

@FemDaHoots

2 ай бұрын

Mods, bully this specific internet stranger

the wait was worth it this is outstanding 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is actually really good editing nice job Ultrakill gaming

Now do it blind folded. Also you don't need the whiplash to get the sawblade. just shoot the electric railcannon through the crack in the door and its a free gun

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

sure

Another video of gronf, so another fantasic day, keep it up❤

Ahh classic 2-1 experience, not killing that one enemy and having to repeat it again and again

fun fact if you skip to Sisyphus in p-2 and kill him the timer stops but you can still go back to the rest of the level by a glitch

canonically accurate ultrakill playthrough

Tbh, 1-4 can be done easily in udner 28 seconds

Just subbed this is brutal and funny(100%)👍

I love this vid so much new sub!

I bet Hakita released Brutal difficulty just to destroy (or heavily alter) such "Speedruns"

Quick tip: Screwdriver railgun can stop a mindflayer from teleporting Also, in general, the screwdriver is a really good free health weapon. It can heal you really well and really fast! Now, with the update its much better

I like how he explains the video like as if he was explaining this to someone who doesn’t play it / doesn’t know that much and only knows GoPro go brr. Very funny. Would sub again

13:05 Bro, thank you, I was trying to p rank minos for 4 days straight and your vid helped me God bless you fr

The insanity and pain this would take, you ULTRAKILLED this

This video is extremely good and well made and it really shows your skill in the game and youtube. Now do it all again on brutal

in my opinion, such amazing game deserve support, its like going to restaurant and eating the whole meal, then you want your money back, but you enjoyed it!

6:11 The 69 kill requirement on 2-1 is intentional.

The ultrakill community is insanely dedicated to whatever challenge they make or find. How did we get here

this video singlehandedly made me buy this masterpiece. Thank you!!!

This reminded me of how insane I was when I was at my peak ultrakill. P ranked 1-3 on violent and I did it by also killing the duo swordsmachines bcs I didn't know I didn't have to kill em for the p rank.

Still waiting for the hakita jumpscare in the comment section

best part of this video is that gronf actually risked all that money for some content, this beats ultraslop any day

holy shit bro.. good job, me personally, i did it in like 3 hours and 40 min because i suck ass. im glad you had fun making this

I really hope you’re taking care of yourself man, this run sounds like it was difficult on your joints. Volterin Gel is super nice for wrist pain!

i knew this was a video a few weeks back when you mentioned it. it kinda surpassed my expectations good job nah but youtube says that you completed it in 28 minutes so thats a speedrun wr also i was bored so i did this: I wasted 40 minutes of my life lol *Act 1* *Prelude* 0-1 (0:30): P rank 0-2 (0:56): P rank 0-3 (1:13): P rank Finish 0 1-3 at (1:54) 0-4 (1:58): P rank 0-5 (2:26) P rank *Limbo* 1-1 (3:14): P-rank 1-2 (3:40): P-rank 1-3 (4:02): P-rank 1-4 (4:58): P-rank *Lust* 2-1 (5:58) P-rank 2-2 (6:26): P-rank 2-3 (6:46): P rank 2-4 (7:08): P rank *Gluttony* 3-1 (7:29): P rank 3-2 (8:00): P rank *Act 2* *Greed* 4-1 (8:54): P rank 4-2 (9:37) P rank 4-3 (10:11) P rank 4-4 (10:30 and 11:33) P rank *Wrath* 5-1 (11:40 and 12:24): P rank 5-2 (14:00): P rank 5-3 (14:31): P rank 5-4 (14:56): P rank *Heresy* 6-1 (15:20): P rank 6-2 (16:11): P rank *46 minutes remaining* *P-2 BABY WOOO* 16:43 First death: 18:47 Second Death: 19:13 19:57 Encounter with Flesh Panopticon. 20:11 Encounter with Sisyphus Prime There we go finally a P rank *Act 3* *Violence* 7-1 (20:55) P rank 7-2 (22:05) P rank 7-3 (23:30) P rank 7-4 (24:19) P rank 13 minutes left to spare nice 25:51 Did he get the refund as promised?! :0

the fact some people dont even understand how difficult this game is and to p rank it while under two hours ggwp bro ggwp

The first name of violence "garthen of forking paths" wich is a tale from from Argentinian writer "Jorge Luis Borges" book "Tlon ukbar orbius tertuis". Theres another tale about an infinite library and another about an infinite circular ruin representing all modes of infinity.

Going into this video be like "this is going to be one heck of a speed run"

Judging from the newgame% speedrun category, it's very much possible

a correct summary of ultrakill

6:39 getting the railcannon in Lust is laso pretty fitting ig

props for actually changing the thumbnail

"i dont even know if thats possible" probably not but lets give it a shot

Good thing Hakita didn't finish the game yet. 2 layers and one prime sanctum look very hard to do in just over 10 minutes.

"game was too easy" has gotta be the best refund request ever ong

with this video you can became an ultrakill legend

Madman, absolutely insane

i just saw my 2 years of work get done under in 2 hours

18:44 "i messed up...I MESSED UP! NO! SHLUBERDUBA" beautiful words.

I love it when you said "it's ultrakillin time" and ultrakilled all over the floor

"Minos prime" "MINOS PRIME"

Now do it revolver only

lmfao “game was too easy” bro did NOT hesitate. btw your channel is awesome

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

Thanks 😅

Hmmm sounds like we need a brutal version of this video

Cool thumbnail I bet hakita actually said that

@SirGronfleton

2 ай бұрын

nup he didn't. Read the pinned comment for any info, thanks!

Hakita wasn't ready for the horrors from his own fans....

like them or hate them you gotta respect the bosses' will to be yapping even when they're getting shredded by multiple sawblades

This is the first man known in history who became back his money!

Now redo it with 7-S

4:30 To fight two machines with swords, you could get soap that would kill them in an instant

It was worth the wait, amazing

18:04 bros wrist pain was so bad he turned into ringo starr

Imagine getting ultrakill on steam

Now do it again when it full releases

Random thing about Ultrakill: the secret sword machines in 2-3 can, like every other enemy in the game, be one-shot by the soap. You just need to pick up the soap after because the game will automatically drop it.

GJ dude, it really surprised me

Do it on brutal.

P ranking everything in ultrakill is easy (I have never played the game)

fun fact: in my original ultrakill save file, I got the saws before the whiplash (by shooting the railcannon into the water from outside the room)

Nothing to say for this guy but This is insane.. Edit: i liked the video and subscribe because i like it

Now do it on brutal

masochist.

By the way once you have the sgotgun for double down you can core eject from the starter room to the last phase of the swordsmachine

this just makes me wanna get the full one more

Hakita twitter sayes otherwise