Something about Minos Prime saying “Weak” with such disdain in the middle of being two-shot by V1 is hilarious

@lampaddict7885

Жыл бұрын

"what are you going to do, stab me?" - quote from man stabbed

@Crinlask

Жыл бұрын

“what are you going to do, not stab me?” - quote from man not stabbed

@_TheMushroomMan

Жыл бұрын

"what are you going to do, two-shot me?" - quote from man two-shotted

@FreakyA1on

Жыл бұрын

pinos mrime

@marseillejoh

Жыл бұрын

He is disappointed that he wasn't able to ones shot him.

Gabriel: "You will be inanimate once more..." V1: "Already am."

@s.sinster

Жыл бұрын

200 like

@TheodoreBuell

Жыл бұрын

True tho

@user-gt2mq2py2p

10 ай бұрын

🤢🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🕸🕸🕸🍌🍌🍌🍌🍏🍏🍏🍏🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐♨♨♨♨♨♨😥😥😥😥😥saddasdfasddsafadsa

@MrW0rldWide

10 ай бұрын

​@@user-gt2mq2py2ptf?

@TinyDeskEngineer

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-gt2mq2py2pwhy are you like this

> Minos prime calls you useless, > You dissapear half of his health, > Minos prime calls you WEAK, > You evaporate him.

@FoxInnaHat

8 ай бұрын

im pretty sure when Minos Prime says "WEAK" he is shunning his own powerlessness. keep in mind he has endured a hopeless torture for quite a while and had to struggle with his own powerlessness to overcome it.

@amongusfeet3842

4 ай бұрын

Correct son🤤🤤🤤

@gamingchair2327

4 ай бұрын

You did not have to use that emoji (It made it look way weirder)

@dstooter4348

4 ай бұрын

Nah use it more

@evilahhmf

4 ай бұрын

@@gamingchair2327wait it did???

Gabriel beaten twice by a machine that is crippled 💀

@creviosso9216

Жыл бұрын

😅

@omnizx37

Жыл бұрын

"beaten by a crippled machine, TWICE!?"

@Benjuicyy

Жыл бұрын

Canon

@Placeholdername821

Жыл бұрын

Every boss got beaten by a machine on a wheelchair

@GreenGork

Жыл бұрын

"Beaten by a Microwave on FUCKING WHEELS, TWICE?!"

3:58 "This is one of the game's first actual hard bosses" v2 first phase was ironically alot more painful for me to beat

@notverifiable3731

Жыл бұрын

Same. Gabriel has simple patterns, V2 doesn't

@leonhardtbelgar2468

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I P ranked 3-2 violent within 5 hours of booting up the game Guess my 1k hours of scout TF2 helped a lot

@Maratona-tt4go

Жыл бұрын

@@leonhardtbelgar2468 I did something like that after I bought the game on steam yes I cracked the game and I did everything possible in the game in the crack and now that I was able to actually buy the game im redoing it all its alot easier when you already did it and you know how to play the game

@comediccomrade5716

Жыл бұрын

@@Maratona-tt4go honestly ultrakill is one of those games I cracked not because the price isn’t worth it, but because I don’t want to spend it

@Maratona-tt4go

Жыл бұрын

@@comediccomrade5716 I bought it cuz I care alot about the game, and I heard that steam achievements will be coming sometime in the future not only that but I wont get my data wiped every update that releases

Ultrakill is a game that prides itself on its incredible agility and technical movement options. Doing this challenge took this game's status up from "Best fucking game ever" to "Bester fucking game ever" because you were able to completely negate all of what made it so great, which is great

@SunnyPopsicles

Жыл бұрын

If after best is bester, the next would be bestest And then bestester. And then bestestest. And then bestestester. And then bestestestest. And then

@nachorodriguez6380

10 ай бұрын

​@@SunnyPopsiclesYou just completely ruined the English language

@lenoobxd

6 ай бұрын

@@nachorodriguez6380not like its a bad thing tho

@user-uk6tc2ju6x

4 ай бұрын

From full auto to fuller auto

@hjdjsjxj3jhrbshajkw

4 ай бұрын

​@@SunnyPopsiclesthis also assumes below best is beer

for the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, there were 2 things you could have done to fight him easier than you didn't do, you could have either used all 3 power ups to melt him with your damage or just turn off the sun itself with one of the level's secrets

@nidus7274

Жыл бұрын

“nah bruh too hot out here, turn off rq” “aight” AND THEN THE SUN WENT OUT

@shawermus

Жыл бұрын

@@nidus7274 probably that's how sun disabling was added to greed layer. Just some random angel wanted to do that

@fordalels

Жыл бұрын

he could have also stood on the glass at the red skull location, and used the whiplash to put it in the thing across the map. this spawns in the insurrectionist and he targets you to the glass. this causes him to jump and send him into the abyss below. to avoid dying, the virtue near the start of the level could have been saved so that he could move away from the glass without moving. alternatively, you could get the secret blood orb, then use one of the maurices that spawn in to shoot at you and explode you away from the glass right as the insurrectionist falls in.

@ngocbao3200

Жыл бұрын

He even tried ricoshot with screwdriver lol

@chevi-ev7wd

Жыл бұрын

@@fordalels no grapple though?

I'm a speedrunner and even I don't know how to properly deadcoin the Minos Prime fight. Crazy dedication to the gimmick run, mad respect.

Mans proven that even game journalists are able to play this game with no knowledge of basic movement

@francenkovcan5211

Жыл бұрын

well, if they know the right combat tech

@nucleus5152

11 ай бұрын

​@@francenkovcan5211 gun

@jojogacha974

5 ай бұрын

Not if they are underneath a condiment

@mohammeda4872

2 ай бұрын

@@jojogacha974above the mustard

for the ferryman fight - you can break idols with the knuckleblaster's shockwaves

@lonelyshpee7873

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you couldn't on release day

@EnigmaticMiss

Жыл бұрын

You don’t even have to fight them you can just give him a coin and then he’s out

@lonelyshpee7873

Жыл бұрын

@@EnigmaticMiss That's not really _beating_ the boss, is it?

@fluffy7358

Жыл бұрын

@@lonelyshpee7873 You beat him financially. You bribe him until he gives you the win!

@lonelyshpee7873

Жыл бұрын

@@fluffy7358 Fair enough.

for gabriel part 2; i literally got so mad at all the attacks i just stood there letting him beat me up and then i started punching back and suddenly realized "oh my god is this actually a strat", and then i actually killed him without moving and got so mad yet laughed so much at it

This man has gone farther than i dared to, respect.

@Repetitivestrain-of2zy

Жыл бұрын

He forgot the rodents😢😢😢😢😢

@Alltheprayers

Жыл бұрын

@@Repetitivestrain-of2zy _it was impossible_

@franus7656

Жыл бұрын

@@Repetitivestrain-of2zy 16:52

0:55 Malicous face 1:00 Swordsmachine 1:11 Cerberus, Gruardian of hell x2 1:27 Swordsmachine Tundra and Swordsmachine Agony 1:43 Hideous Mass 2:08 V2 1 Part 2:40 Hand 2:55 The Corpse of King Minos 3:59 Gabriel, Judge of hell 4:54 Sisyphean Insurrectionist 6:00 Mysterious Druid Kinght (& Owl) 6:29 V2 2 Part 7:10 Flesh Prison 9:27 Minos Prime 11:39 Ferryman 13:09 Leviathan 14:06 Insurrectionist Angry and Insurrectionist Rude 14:47 Hideous Mass x2 15:45 Gabriel, The apostate of hate 16:52 Cancerous Rodent 16:57 Very Cancerous Rodent

@user-uk6tc2ju6x

4 ай бұрын

Cancerous rodent the hardest boss Idk how he did it

I swear V2 is made out of paper. V2's 2nd fight just immediately ends upon doing anything with decently high damage. I wish that V2's HP increased with higher dificulties

@bruschetta7711

Жыл бұрын

Setting up traps is just overpowered against bossfight cutscenes

@invertebrado

Жыл бұрын

I Remember when playing dying to him a lot with his life 1/2 or 3/4 of the way, and trying to keep resources to the second health bar, terrified of what it could be. I was quite disappointed with the easy second phase, but it was pretty cool.

@mouthwide0pen

Жыл бұрын

Far as I can tell, ignoring phase 2 because its a joke, the rematch with V2 has the HP of like, a singular phase of Gabriel. Most bosses have more HP than it. It makes sense though. Sure, it is modified for durability, but its still based on a glass cannon model. It's just you with more durable plating. And considering you're super flimsy and entirely reliant on your healing and agility, a moderately less flimsy version that can't heal at all isn't going to stand much of a chance if the opponent manages to reliably hit it.

@Sword_Master41

Жыл бұрын

The info on V2 says that V2's durability is weaker than V1's body. What I meant by weaker durability is that, the robot can be lighter than V1, but with the less durable armor, V2 is a tad bit faster than V1. Yes, V2 is like made it paper. The info also says that V2 is also an abandoned prototype robot.

@kveller555

Жыл бұрын

@@Sword_Master41 You got it backwards. V1 has thinner armor to fit the on-the-fly refueling system, while V2 has sturdier armor instead to compensate, as it was built as a security robot instead of a war machine meant for an active battlefield. Both of them are prototypes, hence why there's only one of each.

he forgor the rat

@danielhanna19

10 күн бұрын

Indeed he did

@alongal407

2 күн бұрын

Unbelievable

Also, the reason you're in the desert is because the egyptians were greedy, using gold for lots of stuff, so as the layer is called greed it takes place there

@MatiasPlayerOne

Жыл бұрын

Also because the sand is gold dust

@shyn481

Жыл бұрын

@Dolfan 2 it is dante inferno, or at least I think it was confirmed, well Hakita did say there was Dante's Inferno inspiration too

@yahnmahn9035

Жыл бұрын

Problem is, Big Ben is there too buried in the sands

@theairacobra

Жыл бұрын

@@yahnmahn9035 Britain is hell too, god just threw it there cuz he didn't know where to put it

@blazefactor6849

Жыл бұрын

@@yahnmahn9035 I think the idea is that it's many of mankind's greatest monuments and civilizations, formed from greed and brought down by greed.

U can use explosions to kill the leviathan, same thing with the druid. Wait till the leviathan will make the projectile spam and then just projectile boost in his mouth as much as u can

@geoffreyprecht2410

Жыл бұрын

Rocket launcher is the best for countering projectile spam. So many people are sleeping on it as a utility weapon.

@kalyyyy

Жыл бұрын

Mal rail fastest for leviathan

I somehow find this more impressive than movement. You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit.

@user-uj4gr9ql4m

10 ай бұрын

>You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit beating V2 after learning how to deal damage and move: 🥱 2, 2, RMB, RMB, RMB, ..., Shift+LMB, dodge, RMB, RMB, RMB, Shift+LMB, repeat previous steps as long as V2 is alive: ✅✅😎👊

@murilo_the_lilo9947

4 ай бұрын

​@@user-uj4gr9ql4m the solution to cheese both v2 fights is deadass coins

@OblivionItself

2 ай бұрын

i repeated current steps, he just shot me with coins, directions unclear.@@user-uj4gr9ql4m

This whole video I was confused on how I recognized your voice, took my about halfway through I realised who you were. It's kind of crazy how much your content has changed despite the style persisting. Great content as always

for the ferryman fight, i might try, before breaking the idol, doing a ton of coin parrying + deadcoining and finishing by using the knuckleblaster's knuckleblast to blast the supercoin into orbit. then, stand sort of on top of the idol such that when you punch it, it flings you out of the arena, and midair, throw and shoot a new coin to hit the supercoin and beat the ferryman's first phase, opening the invisible box and letting you fall into the water where you can respawn next to the 2nd idol

@zelzmiy

Жыл бұрын

If I had a coin for every ultrakill fan with a Niko pfp, I'd have 4 coins, which isn't much, but it's enough to oneshot a Cerberus

@1_1bman

Жыл бұрын

@BlaixenU darn; the intermediate coin was honestly just for convenience, though, because hitting the supercoin midair sounds hard. but if it has to be done, it has to be done.

@baggie143

Жыл бұрын

@@zelzmiy lmao

@exquisicy5429

Жыл бұрын

i was thinking just to do core boosts

For the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, you should make it night time first with the moon totem so the sand doesn't damage you.

@breadmilkYT

Жыл бұрын

You can also just instakill him with the hole in the red skull area

@grivinex5990

Жыл бұрын

Night time + all 3 dual wield power ups

@grivinex5990

Жыл бұрын

@@breadmilkYT that would require movement.

@Cheeseburgerlove

11 ай бұрын

Not if you use whiplash to put the red skull in place

@Golporos33

11 ай бұрын

​@@Cheeseburgerlovewiplash is also movement

If V1 moved at all the clap of his metallic cheeks would instantly vaporize the boss

gay robot game video, thank you hellcastle

12:45 you could use knucleblast

Oh my god you're the other person on earth that uses "morbillion" to quanitify, you earned a sub

For Sisyphean. you can freeze the floor so it won't damage you by bringing the moon artifact from one of the orb secrets to the altar above the building where you collect the skulls.

for the Ferryman, you could have either tossed him a coin to skip his fight (since you pay the toll to get on the ship) or you could have used the knuckleblaster's shockwave to destroy the idol from afar

@breadiswater1979

Жыл бұрын

He did say beating every boss

@Mate_Antal_Zoltan

Жыл бұрын

@@breadiswater1979 then just knuckleblaster the idol

@FoxInnaHat

8 ай бұрын

@@breadiswater1979 it IS beating the boss, just the diplomatic way

Imagine trying this against Sisyphus Prime, now that he's available to fight and apparently makes Minos Prime look easy in comparison (even more so for this kind of run).

@tricksterjustice4801

Жыл бұрын

Speedrun strat could probably make this possible. Essentially it's going out of bounds after spawning the immortal mindflayer, and somehow using it to one shot the panopticon and sysiphus.

Had to resort to the Jerma strategy for Gabriel

Cool thing i realised when doing this challenge myself is for sisyphean insurrectionist you can actually go to the left side of the map press the face grab the moon item and place it on the roof to remove the damaging sand :)

I didn't expect this kind of content from you guys and its a nice break from never ending pain that is skyblock I hope this video does well and that you can continue making a variety of content

Not only are you an absolute chad for doing this; but you also gave me encouragement to P rank everything normally. I’ll have to work on it!

Great video. I think using the moon artifact in God Damn the Sun would've made your life easier, since the sand doesn't damage you at night

For the sisyphean Insurrectionist can you go to the hole with glass on the part of the red head for instakill him. or grab the glass moon and put on the top of the "Castle" For Make The Sand Not Hurt You. Good Video Btw

Bro actually made the Francis reference lmfao Great video Eli, definitely worth hearing you go on about this for a month and a half

you are cracked at this game my man.

V2 gave me more trouble than Gabriel ever did. Actually used the assist options for both v2 fights

@just_a_guy9688

8 ай бұрын

Same lol, V2's a fucking crackhead that zips around that's almost impossible to hit (i haven't learned the shooting coin trick) and dodge, while gabriel's much more simpler to dodge and hit for me.

@kebabit707

8 ай бұрын

@@just_a_guy9688 i blieve you can throw your own coin and shoot it, to hit V2's coins

@ak47epic94

4 күн бұрын

Completely opposite for me lmao. Most of V2 shots are entirely parriable if you know the right pattern and timing. He also loves spamming the shotgun, which again, parriable whereas most of Gabe's attack are either unparriable or just has really weird parry pattern, like that throwing sword attack that I can't parry if I jump up a bit

the most satisfying ultrakill gameplay of someone not moving

2:10 for me the most consistent tactic on v2 is just parrying every attack. It should also work for "crippled" boss run

1:17 hold up i get this refrence

I always look foreword to your videos, keep up the good work

the analogy that you were searching for at 3:15 was probably "he turned me into a sitting duck" :)

Fun fact: According to your ruleset, you can not move once that boss health bar spawns. This means that king Minos's hand is a "boss fight" you can actually move in.

12:12 to 12:17 looked pretty satisfying ngl, keep up the great work

Great, now I have to do true no movement without a rocket launcher...

Under the Mayo giving himself an unfair and boring challenge be like: (But no skill)

Bro turned one of the most advanced movement first-person shooters into a point and click adventure game.

oh hey i wrote the “me go fast” review, always wanted to be featured in a hellcastle video!! thanks man!!

I can’t wait for you to revisit this for P-2

we have to appreciate the time he put in this video holy shit

Thank you for the amazing video! And good luck if you try this challenge again when act 3 comes out 💀💖

This was one of the best videos I’ve seen this year ngl

Great video. Insane that you learned to deadcoin lol

V1s potential damage output at any given time is horrifying.

@aq_ua

Жыл бұрын

Yeah when you're not shotgun swapping 24/7 at long range no less ☠️

"too much talk for a guy sold as a body pillow" -the machine sold as a body pillow

I quit skyblock ages ago but i always enjoyed your videos, this was a nice treat very cool video

You could have just used the pit for the sisyphean insurrectionist

The minos fight was so impressive as I think you were deadcoining for 2 minutes or so Anyways cool ass video

"This big black hole that chases you for a while and once it touches you it ...text in between... locks you there for a while" Sounds like an action game alright

"Where were you on 9/11?" "Watching someone do a funny Ultrakill challenge."

for the insurrectionist, a good way to avoid sand damage is to turn off the sun. no, im not joking.

@hcastlenfuriboi

Жыл бұрын

ohhh that's a good idea

@JNJNRobin1337

Жыл бұрын

you can do that?

@MatiasPlayerOne

Жыл бұрын

@@JNJNRobin1337 do you know how to get to 4-S?

@JNJNRobin1337

Жыл бұрын

you turn off the sun i dont know how, but you turn off the sun

4:10 yellow nailgun?

@Ethylus

28 күн бұрын

wait a sec, he’s right!

Pro tip for Leviathan (and any enemy with mass projectile spam or projectiles that spawn close like Mindflayers): Shotgun explosions (Overpumps and Projectile Boosts), The Malrail, and Rocket Launchers launch projectiles back at enemies for MAJOR friendly fire damage. Put a rocket down Leviathan's maw and you'll SHRED his health bar!

Never heard of this game before but this video cured my boredom

11:16 Discord ping

uhm actually 🤓 moving your head in real life would be considered moving!!... so by that logic you MOVED !! Click bait.!

should have used the soap for 1-3 bosses it would have made it alot easier Insurrectionist would have been easier if you had made it night, so the sand doesn't harm you it would have made it alot easier (you could have also used the glass floor cheese) for flesh prison (i havent tested this) you could have prefired your whiplash before the health bar appears so when it does, you're not moving but it will still pull you (i think) on top of it so you can heal (but you would not have been able to railcannon the core[this is probably the smallest loophole i could find with this fight] (this one is a bit more cheesy but im just gonna give it a recommendation anyway) you could have bribed the ferry man to let you through by throwing a coin at him. Great vid tho!

well i didnt expect ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHANNELS TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES

15:33 nahhhh bro was lookin at the 1-inch wonder 💀💀💀

Sisyphus Prime.. Some thing wicked watching in the corner

honestly with the amount of willpower you had to keep on trying this and not giving up im surprised you arent a prime soul yet

The Hideous Mass's yellow fireballs can be parried back to them for pretty good damage

never thought you would make an ultrakill video

V1 just standing here menacing every boss what a chad

bro is a god, he spent 4 hours punching that coin to literally 2 shot Minos prime

I really respect that you couldnt do the challange at some point and found a hard way to complete it anyways.

This is such a masterpiece (the game too)

Never seen this game before still enjoyed this video !!

literally every boss in the game: chilling the 4 coins in my back pocket and alt piercer:

Wow those last two rodent boss battles were really tough it’s good you beat them in under 80 tries I still couldn’t beat them.

i think you can do the ferryman, if you used grapple when you get launched by a lightning bolt, while falling, shoot a rocket, quickly whiplash and then the rocket will actually get on ur feet. but then i realized, no grapple

Coresniping in the right spot right when the eyes spawn can kill all the eyes and give you just enough time to shotgun spam him to death

12:30 1. Rockets... Explode,which breaks one of the rules. 2.KNUCKLEBLASTER HAS AN AOE

"Gabriel is one of the first actual bosses that take people awhile to beat" Beat him in one or two deaths the first time. Died 2 dozen times non n V2 fight 1.

Gabriel: "Foolishness, machine, Foolishness..." V1: *ultra railcoin combo go brrrrrrr*

with gabriel, you can kinda "cheese" him, atleast I used this method. you basically fully charge your pistol as a starting shot and use the railcannon on him, when he throws the sword parry, and then just nailgun spam and repeatedly punch him with the feedbacker, giving you health and occasionally parrying his sword attacks.

He got hit by so many things that he COULD HAVE PARRIED

I like the sped up footage of the coin juggling, it's funny for some reason

Cant wait to see you fight Sisyphus prime

5:20 btw, the sand is gold. 2:09 Speedrunners just need a nailtrap and/or deadcoin and/or ultraricoshot. Or just spam coins before the fight starts. Lots of ways to flay V2 in under 3 seconds.

The sawblade spam and shotgun swap has the same energy as "pigman sword go bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

these bosses all losing to a crippled robot lmao now with layer 7 released (and I assume prime sanctum 2 since you did the challenge) can't wait to see the cripple continue

@rock_pikmin5

5 ай бұрын

earthmover boutta make it impossible

14:25 the bug still isn't fixed, happened to my cousin while I was watching him play. Pretty funny seeing them just stuck mid-air

god your gonna love doing p-2 in this challange

No way you actually play Ultrakill that's so cool

extremely impressive work

I didn't know you played ultrakill. :o

Piece of advice for leviathan you can malicious railgun it’s mouth, and reflect like a bunch of it’s red projectiles, and with hideous masses, you can parry the exploding projectiles, though hard.

hell yeah. ultrakill. blood game. fantastic love it

“Weak” *gets twoshotted by a crippled gopro*