i watched this while running on a treadmill and now my heart rate looks like high school algebra

@Nox__

Жыл бұрын

hi gianni

@melissaoconnell1

Жыл бұрын

You are the definition if the spiderman point meme lmao

@usbgamers123

Жыл бұрын

MACHINE SUBSCRIBE TO GIANNI NOW

@cgqn4398

Жыл бұрын

Gianni Giovanna

@projectbutter6930

Жыл бұрын

Machine, I'm working out. Next time, You could at least let me FINISH MY FUCKING SET. *Throws 20lb dumbbell at V1*

Just remember, Gianni is the VA for Gabriel so everything he says in this video is canon.

@SirChris314

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely forget that the 'this fucking gopro' meme isn't actually in the game

@mainstreetmafia6605

Жыл бұрын

again, v1 is a nikkon, not a canon

@peacefulsoysouce2869

Жыл бұрын

lore

@mmyr8ado.360

Жыл бұрын

Tbh he kinda sounds like Kitten from TTS

@dtronattardo7858

Жыл бұрын

@@mmyr8ado.360 so its NOT FUCKING CANNON!

He actually got the voice actor to say “May your Ls be many and your bitches few” it’s simply goes too hard

@suspecm6316

6 ай бұрын

made even better by the fact not even he could help but to laugh at the very end

@Redd7206

2 ай бұрын

Its also actual merch now

@Green24152

2 ай бұрын

also he's in this comment section

@2ndsnake899

Ай бұрын

​@@Redd7206 Yeah, they put it on an actual shirt.

11:02 "Be advised, V2 has broke out of containment, even the previous managers we're better than you at this"

@fabiospasiano9885

3 ай бұрын

Guys the Aleph abnormality breached, get the execution bullets.

@dnplayz8410

3 ай бұрын

Go to the shelter bong bong

@trickytheclown3500

2 ай бұрын

bong bong aint gonna let that slide

@satanprobably

2 ай бұрын

Project moon sleeper agents awaken

@stealthily6668

2 ай бұрын

​BongBong aint gonna sugarcoat it.

THANKS FOR HAVING ME, THIS WAS INCREDIBLE! 🤖❤ now please, PLEASE get your vision checked. we're worried about you, man

@infinty_yt

Жыл бұрын

oh lord, this is gonna be good if you're here

@xXTheDarkOne666Xx

Жыл бұрын

NO FUCKING WAY!!!! YOUR HERE!! i love your videos man!

@lolrus5555

Жыл бұрын

Funnywes AND Gianni in the same video!? Oh, this is gonna be good.

@jesucristo4168

Жыл бұрын

Boo-whomp

@lucifermagne7458

Жыл бұрын

YES

I'm saving the best music for part 2 btw

@hirochi0362

Жыл бұрын

Y E S

@heytherenicetoseeyou431

Жыл бұрын

Hi is there glitch or something view count on video is 525?

@hirochi0362

Жыл бұрын

@@heytherenicetoseeyou431 i have the same thing.

@keenices1972

Жыл бұрын

I hope you used a Limbus music, even though its a demo for now

@stove5480

Жыл бұрын

BRO GIMME THE SONGLIST FOR THIS ONE MY GUY, IM DYING HERE

I finally ended up playing ultrakill and holy fuck. I understand why Gabriel is so angry later on, theres a line in the game describing how the light leaving his body is a greater agony than any flame of hell. That's raw as fuck

21:33 "Gabriel has an entire second phase where he delivers god's judgement through the barrel of a gun" That's the best way of describing Gabriel's second phase lmao

@UH-60_Blackhawk

3 ай бұрын

minus the gun part, more like through the tip of his blades, but yeah _[before you say it, i know it's a joke]_

Gianni yelling "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!!!" has to be my favorite line in this video

@iantaakalla8180

7 ай бұрын

Gabriel is THE ELDEST SON! (of God)

@Friezahim

5 ай бұрын

This is my favorite line

@V1_the_coin_robot

5 ай бұрын

I am driving the corpse of king minos like a fricking Mazda has to be my favorite

@hhhhhh-zz2fw

5 ай бұрын

TO QUESTION *GOD* IS HERESY, MACHINE, BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM DRIVING THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS LIKE A FUCKING *MAZDA.*

@V1_the_coin_robot

5 ай бұрын

That and "hey guys, it's me, Max0r, and welcome back uh to fricking undertale.

"I'LL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE!" This actually a f***ing killer line, damn.

@Christian-gr3gu

Жыл бұрын

Right? That shit is scary

@Welcometotheslam5424

Жыл бұрын

20:30

@Ruru_desu

Жыл бұрын

"YOU AREN'T EVEN CIRCUMCISED, MACHINE!" got me cracking

@whafflete6721

Жыл бұрын

I thought the sentence was "I will write a bible story in your butt" which is still threatening

@filipvadas7602

Жыл бұрын

"May your L's be many and your b!tches few" got me xD

I used “May your woes be many, and your days few” as the dying words of my BBEG. God I loved it. Also, “You insignificant _FUCK”_ is such a hard line

@UH-60_Blackhawk

6 ай бұрын

BBEG? what?

@Jessie_Helms

6 ай бұрын

@@UH-60_Blackhawk Big Bad Evil Guy. A common term D&D and similar games

@mdbgamer556

5 ай бұрын

IT SO IS SUCH A HARD LINE THOUGH! I have got to use it for an angry boss in one of my campaigns.

@Lassoloc

5 ай бұрын

i laughed so hard when i saw "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK" was an actual voiced line in the game

@chasepalumbo2929

4 ай бұрын

Who?

4:03 "let's just, uh, take a look at the catalogue" *opens maurice's entry* *terminal promptly erupts into vine booms* "nevermind"

@roryawesometv6356

2 ай бұрын

thank you valiant soldier, your work will not be forgotten

@leetshypiz9690

21 күн бұрын

Maurice lives

I still can't get over with "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES!!, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!!" like... It's the best line I've heard in a long time

@napstaperd8824

Жыл бұрын

20:18

@masterwizard8090

Жыл бұрын

It's in the game

@e4640

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of the peepee piss boy

@onlinepanic2036

Жыл бұрын

@@masterwizard8090 it is not. they paid the voice actor for Gabriel to say that for this video.

@masterwizard8090

Жыл бұрын

@@onlinepanic2036, fucking wow. You must be fun at parties

When the games design is so batshit insane you can't distinguish between it and Maxors editing

@jlee479

Жыл бұрын

That's cuz you havent actually played the game and have no idea what its actually like without his editing.

@verysadboi8517

Жыл бұрын

@@jlee479 bruh moment

@sirith9157

Жыл бұрын

@@jlee479 what are you talking about? This game is a doom guy's on steroids and cocaine made brainscan then put it into robot and overclock this robot to the stratosphere

@ladywaffle2210

Жыл бұрын

@@jlee479 So what I'm hearing is you aren't playing the game properly, because if you were, then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference Sincerely, someone who just lodged their 100th hour of playing Ultrakill

@m4rcyonstation93

Жыл бұрын

@@jlee479 So what I'm hearing is you aren't playing the game properly, because if you were, then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference Sincerely, someone who just lodged their 340th hour of playing Ultrakill

I cannot even hear the word "uno" anymore without cracking up, thank you. And remember *_YOU HAVE UNO_*

@EnclaveRemnantFanboy-118

15 күн бұрын

I don't have uno.

@drskeleton6986

2 күн бұрын

​​​@@EnclaveRemnantFanboy-118 *IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR XBOX*

22:09 I just want to point out something to the folks that haven't played this game: THIS IS A REAL LINE IN THE GAME, BY THE SAME VA!!! I'm so glad you kept that in the video...

"I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY" has been the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

@merchskele7507

Жыл бұрын

20:18 is the start i believe

@drchickenmagus5804

Жыл бұрын

Hi8u@@merchskele7507

@merchskele7507

Жыл бұрын

@@drchickenmagus5804 No problem, I think is the correct term as i have no idea what you even mean.

@JulianDanzerHAL9001

Жыл бұрын

meanwhile I had to imagine gabriels voice saying "YES YES IT FUCKING DID" in response to a cringy pickup line and it is the funniest thing ever

@EMan-1920

Жыл бұрын

The Horus Heresy in a nutshell.

I like how the game is only slightly less chaotic than Max0r’s editing.

@alexanderrichards239

Жыл бұрын

If he ever does Cruelty Squad he won't need to edit at all.

@SquirrellyOtter

Жыл бұрын

as a nonplayer, I was legitimately about to ask how much of the game was raw footage vs edited, I couldn't tell the difference for a while there

@radiantduality8366

Жыл бұрын

This man’s editing and the game line up so well that it’s hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.

@FleshWizard69420

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderrichards239 squad game

@orein1880

Жыл бұрын

There isn't enough contrast of game and editing in this to become incomprehensible since both the game and editing is incomprehensible

Gosh that "I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING *BOY"* line was delivered soooo good

7:19 “It kinda just… liberates their insides.”

yooo I'm in Ultrakill 😳thanks for adding me to the game Maxor

@skybisquit340

Жыл бұрын

ok so ultrakill video when

@clutt3r25

Жыл бұрын

Ayo didn't expect you to be here

@flamingbanana5831

Жыл бұрын

no way zanny ultrakill??

@zoomrrmcgee

Жыл бұрын

This video is just a culmination of my favourite KZreadrs

@n.j7787

Жыл бұрын

Zan clan

Gotta love how 50% of Gianni's lines are just his in-game one's with minimal alteration, and the other 50% are basically straight from his ultrakill community memes

@CorneliusTheWizardDog

Жыл бұрын

Watch the metal gear revengence one, its the same way

@mauroghen9157

Жыл бұрын

Being original is hard

@i.d.9754

Жыл бұрын

Just like his time voicing Armstrong

@dumbass5757

Жыл бұрын

Nah watch the elden ring vid

@jordanwilde9226

Жыл бұрын

Having never played the game, I legitimately cannot tell the difference.

23:03 That scream is top tier my dude

Looking back at it,I just realised that if I never saw the 1-4 speedruns I would have never knew that you could just break the window and not take the skulls

I like that Gianni just accepts a paycheck and records fandom dialog like it's fucking canon

@shadow0fx

Жыл бұрын

Respect the hustle And also I'm pretty sure he loves getting paid to voice shitposts

@SeraphOC

Жыл бұрын

@@shadow0fx According to That Trav Guy, he once paid Gianni to come into his stream with the Gabriel Voice and yell at him about how his playstyle sucks

@shadow0fx

Жыл бұрын

@@SeraphOC Oh I know, except Gianni did it for free. I follow Trav, great creator!

@SeraphOC

Жыл бұрын

@@shadow0fx Oh shit he did it for free?!

@shadow0fx

Жыл бұрын

@@SeraphOC Yep! Trav insisted to pay the rate but Gianni refused

I love that Gabriel's voice actor is so willing to indulge the community.

@andrehashimoto8056

Жыл бұрын

You pay his 200USD/H rate, he will fucking VA gabriel the f you ask.

@kakroom3407

Жыл бұрын

Gianni is a prime soul.

@Unmustache1

Жыл бұрын

@@kakroom3407 Gianni is incredible!

@johndoe5432

Жыл бұрын

He's a real G.

@malaizze

Жыл бұрын

You think that’s indulgence? Wait until you learn about the official artist…

I was doing a Minos P-rank 1 day with this playing in the backround. After beating that, the next level is the climax of Glutony. Accidently I managed to synch the "machine, turn back now" line from both this video and the game.

18:02 I honestly think the segment of the video starting here is one of the best possible ways to introduce this game to someone. A lot of the really off-the-wall tricks players can do are so fast and technical that anyone unfamiliar with Ultrakill would have no idea what they're looking at, but "You can parry this man" is clear as crystal. Especially since "this man" is a giant the size of a skyscraper. Meanwhile, the start of the segment implies that the game has many, MANY other VERY COOL THINGS the player can and will do.

Fun fact: This game has buttplug support. I cannot stress how much I am not joking.

@Ramsey276one

Жыл бұрын

ASSECIBILITY

@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.

Жыл бұрын

!?... what does that even mean ...?!

@joshgroben1063

Жыл бұрын

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. same I’m really having a “what the hell is this guy saying” moment

@rakha8812

Жыл бұрын

@@joshgroben1063 It's like haptic feedback, but on your buttplug.

@Ramsey276one

Жыл бұрын

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. well, the promo near the start of this video will explain… The rest of it will make up for the dark knowledge XD

I love how Gianni laugh a little bit at the end of the "may your L's be many, and your bitches few"

@LowIntSpecimen

Жыл бұрын

i'm so glad that line is now voiced

@catfish8716

Жыл бұрын

That line goes so much harder than it has any right to

@amergingiles

Жыл бұрын

/monkaS/

@maokami2796

Жыл бұрын

who the f*** is Gianni its goddamn Gabriel

@gavinalley9279

Жыл бұрын

@@maokami2796 Gabriel's voice actor

Let it sink in that Gabriel’s official va is now also Gabriel’s parody va

"You better not catch these hands, because now they are chambered for 12 gauge" goes so hard

It's fucking amazing that Gianni voices Gabriel in the game and then basically pulled an Adam West and played a parody of his own character.

@jacksonlatch2165

Жыл бұрын

Also leading to “Gabriel isn’t an ultraki boss, he is Senator Armstrong”

@wholecookie126

Жыл бұрын

Oh shit, wait he's actually Gabriel's voice? In hindsight that explains how spot on he is

@amidalaprin4846

Жыл бұрын

@@wholecookie126 yeah, Gianni voices Gabriel in ultrakill memes all the time, that "door stuck" clip is actually from one of his ultrakill community meme videos

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

Жыл бұрын

@@amidalaprin4846 Not just in memes. He voices Gabriel IN THE GAME

@dinonuggsmeal1141

Жыл бұрын

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Yeah he’s the voice actor but who is the voice actor for Minos in p-1?

the fact Gabriel's actual voice actor actually gave some fucking hilarious lines for the video made this already amazing video 100 times better

@theratking14

10 ай бұрын

gianni matragrano is one of the best shitposters ive ever seen

@mimisezlol

10 ай бұрын

GIANNI VOICES GABRIEL??? THATS INCREDIBLE

@MCSorry

9 ай бұрын

The original sin is the fact that his voice acting for this video feels more passionate than the one in the game. Especially "You insignificant fuck! This is not over!"

@JustZal

9 ай бұрын

@@theratking14 gianni is the VA of shitposters bros voice can be high cutesy pitched, to fucking DADDY

@saucevc8353

9 ай бұрын

@@MCSorry He says that in the game too though? At least I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that.

Boutta put here all the edits from here: Intro edit 1:17 Cerberus 5:48 Small limbo edit 8:46 Hideous mass bossfight 9:25 V2 bossfight 11:04 Lust layer intro edit 12:45 Minos corpse bossfight 17:16 Gluttony layer intro edit 18:41 Gabriel appearance(that's not an edit but still a cool moment) 19:50 Gabriel bossfight 20:25

@ilovemywhiteshoes

2 ай бұрын

lobotomy corporation

@cheesesnadwich815

15 күн бұрын

Lobotomy Corporation

22:18 bro, the slight giggle at the end of the sentence 😂

I was literally losing my mind explaining Dantes Inferno to my classmates in world history today This probably explains it better than I did

@sarcashd3991

Жыл бұрын

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥸

@manwithabasicprofilepic

Жыл бұрын

A guy goes through the nine circles of hell to get his wife back while a scholar ghost talks in his ear.

@zim57

Жыл бұрын

A fanfic where all the greats of history look at the author and think he's amazing, while all his critics suffer in Hell.

@kodymcbride6901

Жыл бұрын

One of the world's most popular self inserts.

@pinkllemonaid7977

Жыл бұрын

Literally same

I really hope there was someone who got into Ultrakill through this video only to get total whiplash because they didn’t know Gianni actually voiced Gabriel.

@CPastor1055

Жыл бұрын

Yes I am here

@AnnnaKathryn

Жыл бұрын

Aye, myself included

@NaisanSama

Жыл бұрын

What

@jnyu5514

Жыл бұрын

I'm honestly convinced that's me and most of my friend group.

@FrogORubber

Жыл бұрын

That was me

I was not expecting Lobotomy Corporation music here.

I think the reason this is the best video of this series is just that ultrakill is so benefitted by your editing style. In another game, this editing is just extremely entertaining, but here it fully enraptured the ultrakill experience

“I think your cells are a bit too far apart” without context is an incredibly underrated line

@yancamb2202

Жыл бұрын

"How about I fix that for you?"

@lenschagor

11 ай бұрын

Where did you get that from?

@ThePhaseMaster

11 ай бұрын

@@lenschagor 17:59

@HyperNova808

9 ай бұрын

Especially with the Oppenheimer movie stating that they genuinely are mostly empty space just so small they cannot be even seen

@Ironheart0707

8 ай бұрын

Wiener compression day

You know it’s a good game when half the time you can’t tell if it’s Max0r's editing or a game mechanic.

@dravendarkplays9607

Жыл бұрын

Why not both

@Crispifordthe3rd515

Жыл бұрын

I really hope it's the game because his editing is genuinely getting annoying now. Too much is going on, and it's sad because I really enjoy his humor and commentary, but I also wanna... *See* what's happening 🤣

@nikolayrodriguez272

Жыл бұрын

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 thats the neat part, you don't

@Crispifordthe3rd515

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolayrodriguez272 I...don't follow 😅 I guess it's an acquired taste of editing style lol

@pastatheh7041

Жыл бұрын

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 I mean, you need to play ultra kill to understand what's happening lol

your videos are at the right pace to not have to speed up, such absolute chaos I love it

This is just more proof that Gianni is one of the most based VA's in recent memory. The man is a meme printing machine.

@absolutecuppa1337

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I bet

@thayenryan7448

Жыл бұрын

Good god, this itself feels like a meme

@Unkemptfish

Жыл бұрын

@@thayenryan7448 now thats a pretty meme, exquisite!

@i.d.9754

Жыл бұрын

"It's like printing my own memes!"

@demonking3673

11 ай бұрын

He’s like Scout’s VA on steroids

Gianni is truly a gift that keeps giving.

@wigligigly3375

Жыл бұрын

This spam bot needs to be obliterated for the love of god it has replied to every comment

@BioBazrad

Жыл бұрын

@@wigligigly3375 God's Judgement - Sent same-day shipping!

@i.d.9754

Жыл бұрын

@@wigligigly3375 time to use THE DRILL

@Bane_Amesta

Жыл бұрын

@@wigligigly3375 I did my part and reported it every time I see it, God is infuriating

I feel like I had a stroke halfway through my playthrough of Ultrakill and every single TikTok I have ever seen played at the same time

This is the first video I’ve seen from you, and within the 5 minutes of this video. You’ve already become my new favorite KZreadr

I love these, they make me feel like I had a lobotomy

@sentientlemonbattery

Жыл бұрын

i physically cannot tell if this is a reference to second warning during the V2 fight

@Animefanboy4life

Жыл бұрын

@@sentientlemonbattery lol it's the 1st time u heard LC music being used outside of its game

@d2s260

Жыл бұрын

I can’t feel my head

@jobansand

Жыл бұрын

FREE LOBOTOMY!!!

@jobansand

Жыл бұрын

GOD PRAISE THE SCALPEL!

The Lobcorp Second Trumpet With V2 Goes So dam Hard. Thanks Maxor for Making That Happen

having a 17 second speedrun on 1-4 made me feel real good about myself after watching this

The one constant in Max0rs ever-evolving editing and video style is his ability to make professional VAs laugh while saying the script

@willa1018

Жыл бұрын

I love Giannis subtle giggle at the end of "May your Ls be many and your bitches few" at 22:14

@CaptainCFalcon

Жыл бұрын

@@willa1018 the fact that Gianni of all people could barely handle Max0r's scripting is truly impressive given all of the crazy shit he's already had to say just as Duke Nukem alone.

@zackhoang6849

Жыл бұрын

Wait so Max0r himself doesn't speak in all of his videos and instead it's someone else?

@CaptainCFalcon

Жыл бұрын

@@zackhoang6849 obviously it's editing software. The REAL max0r has been gone for ages.

@zackhoang6849

Жыл бұрын

@@CaptainCFalcon So is Max0r an AI or some shit, what? I'm genuinely confused lol

22:18 I just love how you can hear Gianni cracking up right at the end.

@Frizou

Жыл бұрын

It made it so much better, hearing Gianni stifling his laughter and trying to end his line is just so much funnier that it should've been

@hueytran9691

Жыл бұрын

this can be said for plenty of other lines throughout the video and i think they just add to the comedy

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@fchef8370

Жыл бұрын

If a fucking Angel said that to me after I beat it’s ass I would lose my shit.

It feels like the devs wrote this video, also, this video made me buy ultrakill and I don’t regret it

I LOVE HOW (PART OF) THIS VIDEO CAN BE COMPREHENDED AS V1 SAYING IT😭

Getting Gianni to voice his own character with shitposting dialogue is a level of clout I wish to one day obtain

@tsquitz

Жыл бұрын

Nothing new, Gianni did it himself previously.

@exploertm8738

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, with Gianni it probably went like this: "I need Gabriel's voice for a shitpost" "You son of a bitch, I am in" "I havent explained anything yet" "Did I stutter?"

@SollowP

Жыл бұрын

Gianni has like 3 videos of himself shitposting as Gabriel on his own channel.

@lemadmem1224

Жыл бұрын

Yall forgot about Gabriel Gaming stream

@kieran.grant_

Жыл бұрын

It is shockingly easy to get Gianni to shitpost

The pure scream of agony that Gianni delivered. It is just a Chef's kiss. Really portrays the pain and suffering of being bested by a camera.

@solarwuvsmoomei

Жыл бұрын

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this

@budgiegryphon

Жыл бұрын

Legit would have loved to hear that in game, it would fit perfectly at the very end of the little lore segment.

@meatvortexgaming7134

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it was from the light being removed from his body. In the game it was described as being worse than the fires of hell so probably pretty painful

@mrhatty2644

Жыл бұрын

@@meatvortexgaming7134 it's like having your insides be pulled out by more than warm hands.

@thebrandunsafeone7184

Жыл бұрын

@@mrhatty2644 that sounds like youre speaking from experience. I FOUND GABRIELS KZread CHANNEL

If I showed this to any 14th century peasant, they would think it was an eldritch devil trying to kill them with sensation.

i love how he is so calm about everything

So glad max0r finally found a game fast and random enough that his humor matches it's pace. Awesome content.

@i.d.9754

Жыл бұрын

I think Max0r got outpaced by the game actually

@snazzyjovialwyrm3314

Жыл бұрын

@jack patton H was able to keep up with Doom, though. Ultrakill left Max0r in the dust, so he had to take ultra crack just to keep up with it.

21:00 "It's very important to understand that Gabriel isn't an Ultrakill boss. He's Senator Armstrong." This joke works on multiple levels, considering that Max0r had Gianni voice Armstrong in his Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising video.

@abyssano78

Жыл бұрын

He is multiple parallel universe ahead of us

@guncatto2625

Жыл бұрын

​@@Max0r1160 where link scammer,??????

@madmike022

Жыл бұрын

@@guncatto2625 lmfao couldnt even remember to include the link

@The_unmatched_power_of_the_sus

Жыл бұрын

Happened to me to

@trazyntheinfinite9895

Жыл бұрын

​@@cutie.loves.spaci_he is scaming ppl. Duh

12:10 "It's simple in that he has your moveset but complicated in that he has your moveset"

@UH-60_Blackhawk

6 ай бұрын

🤯🤯🤯

*_I wasn't expecting to hear second warning from Lobotomy Corporation during the V2 fight, but it fits perfectly_*

23:03 Gianni did not have to scream that genuine for a fucking meme video, but he did. Thank you funny Italian man

@fortune2079

Жыл бұрын

He's probably being paid

@user-od9zr8qq5d

Жыл бұрын

@@fortune2079 what???? that's just unthinkable, there's no way that's the case

@Aech420

Жыл бұрын

Isn't he Canadian?

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

@@Aech420 I'm unsure, I think I heard that before but without source

@Emer4ld_6

Жыл бұрын

@@Aech420 italo-canadian, apparently

For those who don't know. The "Cancerous Roden" boss and joke boss is a reference to Civvie11. A youtuber who makes videos on old shooter games. A character in particular named Cancer Mouse. Called such because he is a mouse that's glowing with nuclear radiation.

@ChiotVulgaire

Жыл бұрын

Cancer mouse is used in Civvie's videos to represent the likes of trolls, griefers and other "Toxic" people.

@vaclav4435

Жыл бұрын

Just be thankful Max0r killed him before he started talking about "The Great Replacement" and the WEF. Once he gets started on those, you'll pray for death.

@henrynelson9301

Жыл бұрын

@@ChiotVulgaire and also the Alt Right

@stonii420

Жыл бұрын

C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E

@raulendymion9917

Жыл бұрын

#freecivvie

20:20 "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S FAVORITE FUCKING BOY" -Grabriel- is one of the best lines I ever heard from all my years of watching KZread

Very much appreciate the Jahova and the crew reference with the uno clip

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dead horse to beat and his name is Minos." holy hell, that was raw

@RED-sl2le

Жыл бұрын

Who’s Minos?

@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando

Жыл бұрын

​​@@RED-sl2le the Corpse of King Minos, the giant boss near the end

@symetriam6211

Жыл бұрын

@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando also the p-1 boss

@o1-1system83

Жыл бұрын

where?

Games in the 2010s: you will require a tight set of strategies to complete your objective and win the game Games in the 2020s: YOU CAN PUNCH BULLETS AND KILL GOD

@sleeper6548

Жыл бұрын

You can't put ultrakill in the same categories as those tiny, weak, AAA games

@jakobhoward2287

Жыл бұрын

@@sleeper6548 lmao. true

@pokehybridtrainer

Жыл бұрын

I mean, SMT has the kill god part but not punch bullets. Hmmm.

@jakobhoward2287

Жыл бұрын

@@pokehybridtrainer what's SMT?

@kyro8581

Жыл бұрын

@@jakobhoward2287 Shin Megami Tensei

At 1:04 he says 14th century fanfiction As someone who has read it and the bible i can tell you this is 1000% true

I first watched max0r's video, thought the game looked fun. Turned out it was even more fun than what it looks in the video, went back to watch this video again and OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO IS EVEN FUNNIER NOW

Honestly, the line "I WILL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE!" Should 100% be in the game. Please send it to Hakita.

@dragostorm5947

Жыл бұрын

Honestly we should have all these voice lines for the characters in the game they're so perfect for the sheer insanity that Ultrakill is

@FlareShift

Жыл бұрын

690 likes. Nice.

@Rejki_

11 ай бұрын

It's cool but not lore accurate cause V1 Doesn't have blood it collects it 🤓

@Ultrakill_Enthusiast

11 ай бұрын

@@Rejki_ Yeah, the collected blood it collected is gonna be the blood in the bible story

@Spleenharvester773

11 ай бұрын

@@Rejki_anything that lives in the ultrakill universe has blood

"I do NOT have Daddy Issues" "I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL BOY!" Is the greatest line I have ever heard coming from an action shooter game where you play as a robot that drinks blood while on a quest to kill everyone and everything in both heaven and hell.

@mohamednail1707

Жыл бұрын

And the fact that's said by the acutel voice actor of Gabriel make this 10× better

@laudzafajrul1043

Жыл бұрын

The line "I'll write a Bible story in your BLOOD, machine!!!" also goes too fucking hard man wtf... Gianni's killing it lmaooo

@whyamistillhere3258

Жыл бұрын

@@laudzafajrul1043 may your Ls be many and ur bitches few.

@callmejinsei_

Жыл бұрын

Same, i love it

@cobaltundead

Жыл бұрын

Anyone know the music that plays right after?

This is the absolute funniest video game commentary (parody?) Ive ever seen, listened to this while I was cooking and legit laughed my ass off the thru the whole thing, holy sh*t, thanks so much for your work!! 🙌💯

5:37 a horrifying sight but seemed like a neat adventure, far beyond the halos and the Castels and the clouds

Gabriel's punishment was to watch every maxor video at once on loop over the course of a million years in 5 seconds

@tjerborfritzasnt5942

Жыл бұрын

Sick NaissenceE channel banner

@SpoonsYT

Жыл бұрын

brain microwaving 101

@Crackheadcentral2188

Жыл бұрын

A fate worse than death… *Infinity seizure*

@ubilava9454

Жыл бұрын

Dying in epileptic seizure then

@FleshWizard69420

Жыл бұрын

I imagined that as sitting on a black hole's singularity (or whatever is in there) and playing max0r vids for a million years outside the hole

I cannot wear glasses when I watch this. Congratulations Max0r, you've created a video where having worse eyesight is actively beneficial to the viewing experience

@FleshWizard69420

8 ай бұрын

Wait really? I need to shine a 7 watt laser pointer into my retina right this nanosecond

@ghostplay8521

8 ай бұрын

​@@FleshWizard69420 can help with that.

@sergiomendoza251

6 ай бұрын

Lol

less than a minute in I already have a headache. great start max0r

1 min of video, and you've edited more than what I do in a week of work. Man, most insane, similar to Ultrakill

Watching a maxor video has to be one of the fastest ways someone can get a seizure

@RyanWood275

Жыл бұрын

Any% Photosensitive Epilepsy speedrun.

@burnin8able

Жыл бұрын

ultrakill and Max0r's editing are a match made in hell.

@vixshire3672

Жыл бұрын

@@burnin8able I was made in heaven but broke out sorry we sent a Daddy’s boy to go fix it

@absinthe489

Жыл бұрын

Or the easiest way to find out if you have it

@terrencenoran3233

Жыл бұрын

Is it fair to say that it's on the same level as the Porygon seizure incident?

My favorite Max0r quote so far ‘Whenever I get lost I always look out for my two best buddies SMITH AND WESSON’

@kjrv7779

Жыл бұрын

USA patriotism at it's finest

@kaffii

Жыл бұрын

my favorite now is "I wonder if it hurt when he fell from heaven. YES! YES IT FUCKING DID"

@scrungle_bungus

Жыл бұрын

Mine is probably "go go gadget carbomb"

@nathanhembree5853

Жыл бұрын

@@kaffii one of my favorites is “I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

@wigligigly3375

Жыл бұрын

@@scrungle_bungus it’s brilliant

Love how watching maxor videos makes my phone reach concerning temperatures

I literaly cannot stop coming back to this video i watch it like every 2 months

i love how editted by maxor fits in perfectly with "mankind is dead, hell is full, blood is fuel"

@persephonemcguffin5606

Жыл бұрын

Surprised he didn't put a "Baba is You" at the end as a funny joke.

@NOOB4306i

Жыл бұрын

@@persephonemcguffin5606 And Empty

@FleshWizard69420

Жыл бұрын

If the world around us was edited by max0r, it would be hell for epileptics at least

@lnlproductions8412

Жыл бұрын

nice same profile pic

I love that you got Gianni Matragrano to voice Gabriel. For those who don’t know Gianni Matragrano also voices Gabriel in Ultrakill itself

@willythekid0768

Жыл бұрын

Are these new lines or from Gianni's Ultrakill meme videos. I do remember some of the lines from there.

@justkubo

Жыл бұрын

@@willythekid0768 i think some are new

@MorbidMindedManiac

Жыл бұрын

@@willythekid0768 Both, some are from his meme videos, some are new from this video

@omegaslayer

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering why it sounded so 1:1. Video is fucking based.

@AlluMan96

Жыл бұрын

​@@MorbidMindedManiac On top of that, some of the lines that were from the meme videos were actually re-recorded for this video.

I decided to watch this once or twice without an ad block, thats how much i enjoy this background noise.

I have watched this multiple times, P-ranked everything besides Sisyphus prime on Violent difficulty, yet Giannis performance still gives me the chills. And in this video in the "Zoom call from God", he is fucking exeptional. Bought the game becouse of YOU Max0r. YOU are to blame for the countless hours I could have been touching grass yet sat at my computer and failed to rocketride for countless hours straight (skill issue).

I love that line "May you Ls be many and your bitches few."

@maxoroso7209

Жыл бұрын

You can hear him laugh at the end of it

@commandercostas

Жыл бұрын

@@maxoroso7209 I only now noticed lol

14:10 the funniest part about all this is that "they gentrified the zombies" is almost exactly what happened in canon.

@chrisossu2070

Жыл бұрын

@@asbestosfish_ Lust used to be as much of a miserable place as the rest of Hell, but when King Minos arrived and took charge, he decided to convert it into a thriving kingdom to make the lives of the souls there easier. Heaven didn't like that and sent Gabriel down to kill him. EDIT: Minos was already in Hell for a while and only began converting Lust into a paradise after Heaven was thrown into a civil war.

@SomeKindaSpy

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisossu2070 Not quite. Minos has been in Hell for a very long time, it was only when God himself disappeared and the angels were all having a panic attack/civil war in heaven that Hell had the opportunity to reinvent itself. Gabriel only showed up *after* Heaven got their crap together. Minos tried to plead reason with Gabriel but Gabriel sucker punched him.

@MrMoron-qn5rx

Жыл бұрын

​@@SomeKindaSpy so heaven is literally the bad guy here. Kinda funny

@Rusue

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeKindaSpy wish minos got his chance to get revenge against Gabriel instead of us just killing him in his prime form

@nicholascordero6600

Жыл бұрын

​@@Rusue he died how he wanted tho, with his Perc 30s

god this video is edited like a fever dream, perfect for my adhd. Also this is legit my first introduction to Ultrakill so this about to be wild, man.

0:05 John was ahead of his time

“I am driving the corpse of king Minos like Mazda” I can die happy having heard such a line.

“When I am lost, I always look out for my two best buddies. Smith and Wesson” That quote is simultaneously fucking hilarious, subtly genius, and kinda badass.

@zaph3788

Жыл бұрын

oh hey its dr bright

@spectre235

Жыл бұрын

Rick and Morty viewers be like

@manu0-3bournemouth

Жыл бұрын

huh, we basically do the same thing, except my buddies are heckler and koch!

@formerctgovernordannelmall1452

Жыл бұрын

Bro, I hate to tell you, but referring to Smith and Wesson as though they were people for the sake of one-liners has been a thing for...like...a REALLY long time. Like it’s funny and kinda badass for sure but I think “subtly genius” is a smidge too far for what is essentially a 20+ year old joke lol

@doommaker4000

Жыл бұрын

Subtly genius, lol. This joke is almost as old as the Internet

21:42 bro where did shadow come from jesus. now i know Max0r is the only guy who can turn the topic of a specific game to a completely different game's topic.

22:14 love how he cracks up saying that line lmao

Gotta love how his music taste expanded to Obscure sadistic Korean horror games.

@egchic46

Жыл бұрын

*Breakdances to a mass monster breach*

@prokiller4860

Жыл бұрын

Second Warning was always my jam And my employees screaming is an extra

@prokiller1509

Жыл бұрын

Project moon killed it with second warning for Lobotomy Corporation

@mamitomoe556

Жыл бұрын

Actually almost had a panic attack when it kicked in

@TheGodOfShoes

Жыл бұрын

Didn't he end up using Library of Ruina music in one of the Elden Ring vids too?

The best part of Max0r videos is the fact he leaves in the subtle giggles and laughs. Just goes to show that even reading a script you can realize that this is going to be great (and not at all a mistake.)

@theenderdestruction2362

Жыл бұрын

No no it's a mistake but it's a glorious one

@Delawaredupont

Жыл бұрын

Heard Gianni kinda slipped the giggle in the may your Ls be many and your bitches few part 22:15

@Chromefall

Жыл бұрын

When he kept Gianni character breaks when he was Armstrong was peak comedy

@fgzhtsp

Жыл бұрын

The actual outtakes are probably worse. In the right way.

1:44 someone forgot to switch hands

This video is like therapy for me, I can't stop watching it help

So nice of Gabriel to voice Gianni

@Sulfuricacidity

Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ

@AD-dg3zz

Жыл бұрын

@@Sulfuricacidity no, it's Gianni

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@anomaloussufferer

Жыл бұрын

X

you know max0r, i used to be unable to handle your pacing, but after sinking a week's worth of time into ultrakill, i have a cocaine addiction

@TheRocketdrive

Жыл бұрын

WRONG, you have a cocaine solution

@atmosstreams

Жыл бұрын

All three of of those are so far away from each other, it’s hard to believe they are all directly related, and yet…

@atomicbuttocks

Жыл бұрын

can you handle the videos pacing?

@thejason755

Жыл бұрын

It’s how it goes, generally

@frds_skce

Жыл бұрын

So you still couldn't handle his video pacing