How to describe Rimworld to someone who doesn't know it: "I sent a pregnant woman armed with a wood log to detain a escaped prisoner." 10/10

@joemono4727

6 ай бұрын

My 3 year old went mad and tried to fist fight a bear. And somehow won.

@thatdumbass9856

6 ай бұрын

​@@joemono4727old enough to crawl, old enough to brawl

@LocalSlasher

6 ай бұрын

This comment and it's replies are horrible and amazing

@dundun26

6 ай бұрын

happens@@joemono4727

@eldritchpriest7619

6 ай бұрын

what's hilarious too is that said prisoner is like an expert at melee combat

I love how the canon event in every Hazzor Rimworld video regardless of subject is that Impids can always get fucked.

@HazzorPlaysGames

6 ай бұрын

Hate those guys.

@dodojesus4529

6 ай бұрын

The fire ability is sooo fucking annoying. Also has very limited counterpöay

@axious9613

6 ай бұрын

@@dodojesus4529 living in a cold biome helps, even with parkas sometimes they spawn with a shit one and freeze to death

@crackedemerald4930

6 ай бұрын

It's like a fixed point

@t_gabiuel6058

5 ай бұрын

@@axious9613 The proplem is: what if they attack during the summer?

Hazzor has learned a new lesson: dont put deep drills inside the compond.

@ClockworkOuroborous

6 ай бұрын

You can, you just build a kill hall way to them with flame thrower turrets in alcoves, put some traps on front of them, and then have bbq'd insects.

@Overcrox

6 ай бұрын

More importantly, don't leave a bomb in munching distance of insects.

@DestructivelyPhased

6 ай бұрын

Or place fire foam poppers in areas with explosive buildings.

@t_gabiuel6058

6 ай бұрын

@@DestructivelyPhased I dont think a foam popper could have controlled that explosion, it was huge.

@DestructivelyPhased

6 ай бұрын

@@t_gabiuel6058 that’s why you place multiple. It also has the nice effect of putting pawns out.

Man I love these mods. But there is one thing I love more than these mods; Hazzor playing with them.

@RYN-O

6 ай бұрын

Real shit

@nakaeri1361

6 ай бұрын

same

@kujiargisia7877

6 ай бұрын

There’s just one thing I didn’t like about the vehicle mod. Because the time I decided to pick it up, not only that flying vehicles completely lock the pawns on board in limbo offscreen, it broke ALL jumping abilities, which instantly sent me packing back to SRTS mods.

@kujiargisia7877

6 ай бұрын

@@PeterMartyrVermigli_is_cool Religions is a mistake.

@sarahwhitmarsh9010

5 ай бұрын

Same

Rimworld but it's not Rimworld it's building a shelf

@0._the_proto

Ай бұрын

What

@kowhaifan1249

Ай бұрын

​@@0._the_protoRIMWORLD BUT ITS NOT RIMWORLD ITS BUILDING A SHELF

@KydrainsCY

Ай бұрын

What?

@ABlueThing

Ай бұрын

​@@KydrainsCY RimWorld but it's not RimWorld it's building a shelf

@entity107

Ай бұрын

What?

I loved the Lamas in hats reference even though it was Alpacas instead with the rumbles that only hands could satisfy

@SirMarshalHaig

6 ай бұрын

Caaaarl

@Deaf_gal

5 ай бұрын

@@SirMarshalHaigoh how did he get here

I love the idea of using vehicle mods to do a roving nomadic-style band of pirates like something out of Mad Max, but the resource cost feels too high to get away with such a nomadic playstyle. You just end up with a huge social/ideoligion penalty for staying in one place for too long, but you have to stay in one place in order to get the materials and the research done. Would be cool to see a version of this that works.

@timothymclean

6 ай бұрын

Maybe it would work better if settlements had vehicles or vehicle parts you could raid. And at that point, settlements might have a couple vehicles that could put up a fight against basic Mad Max vehicles, so bonus.

@joshuagraham1800

6 ай бұрын

​@@timothymcleanalso I would absolutely love if raiders could have vehicles, now that would be a true counter to a killbox

@110montauk8

6 ай бұрын

​@@joshuagraham1800raiders using vehicles is a planned feature

@joshuagraham1800

6 ай бұрын

@@110montauk8 yessssssss oh man, things are about to get a lot more exciting!

@Szpareq

6 ай бұрын

And add a new vanilla expanded story teller, Mad Max that gives you fuel/parts randomly

Hey folks, here's some Rimworld, have you been playing with these shiny new vehicle mods? Did I get it very wrong or very right? Let me know

@dhepo2

6 ай бұрын

Mod list?

@Neon-zr1yz

6 ай бұрын

Very interesting video, want to play with this mods too

@tiazoh

6 ай бұрын

@@dhepo2 it'll be in the description after a day or so, but the vehicles are from Vanilla Expanded

@ClockworkOuroborous

6 ай бұрын

@@tiazoh using the vehicle framework mod? Or is there a new VE for vehicles?

@t_gabiuel6058

6 ай бұрын

Ive been playing with them for a while. The mods are awesome but very glithy sometimes, especially when caravaning. It's really fun but It still needs more developting.

The lesson every rimworld player learns, keep your chemfuel in a shed away from the base or in a blast proof room. Also, make individual bays for drop pod launchers or other vehicles that haul chemfuel so they dont obliderate your base upon being shaken

It wasnt very safe inside either though. As you said i'll suggest a weird idea. Dragon tamers magic medieval rimworld.

7:38 Ive had my childhood flash before my eyes. Thanks Carl.

@mrfelicio5873

6 ай бұрын

love how others noticed that too

@boommastr1539

6 ай бұрын

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll That kills People!!!

@user-ch5qd3cp9c

6 ай бұрын

CAAAAAAARRRLLL

This video really showed the power of CE combined with vehicles - in my personal experience, a lot of the vehicles are actually really underpowered due to how vanilla's armor and accuracy calculation work; too often do the guns on vehicles miss all but a few of their rounds, and they take an absolute beating from basic weaponry. It seems when paired with semi-realistic elements of CE, they swing comically in the other direction of being unstoppable killing machines.

@relortal2199

6 ай бұрын

This has been my experience with them as well in vanilla - they're very good (if a bit finicky) for transporting people and goods quickly, but the combat vehicles aren't particularly good on their own

@Milkman-pog

6 ай бұрын

what does ce mean

@Psionic_Dragon

6 ай бұрын

@@Milkman-pog Combat Extended, it's an overhaul to the entire game's shooting/melee mechanics and requires custom made patches for most mods.

@justanothercommenter5835

6 ай бұрын

Yeah in Vanilla the APCs can be pretty effectively destroyed by tribals with bows and arrows that just shred the entire thing - I found that the best use of them was to just use the cargo and air vehicles to scoot about quicker.

@dotgone

6 ай бұрын

I definitely read this as Combat Evolved and pictured Hazzor launching warthogs at an enemy base with some strategically placed grenades.

Ah yes. Another Hazzor upload. No joke, every time you upload I get excited! The narration is fun, editing and your voice combined makes for really entertaining stories. Keep on going man, love your content!

@MartinFinnerup

6 ай бұрын

Fully agree! This content scratches much the same itch as AmbigousAmphibian's does to me, all while still being unique. I know Haxxor is aware of AA, and I think they've played together (not sure though). Similar styles, but with their own unique flavors.

@lorddukealayeneclipse3317

6 ай бұрын

​@@MartinFinnerupin all honesty Hazzor's content does that more so in my opinion. And yes they have played together. Stellaris I think

I love how once he gets bored of the run he takes the care to put a good ending to his colonies. i mean, 3 deep-drills right next to his Chemfuel carrying rocketpod in the center of his base?

@t_gabiuel6058

5 ай бұрын

He is either staging his colony's ending or he is just very, very unaware. Like, all his colonies end with some kind of a very easily and avoidable mistake.

@agentbarron3945

4 ай бұрын

​@@t_gabiuel6058 you kinda have to. Once you get 100+ hours in the game, its not hard if you do everything optimally. Even on the hardest difficulties where theres 15x raiders than you have defenders, if you have a nice killbox set up then its literally impossible to die. Thats why I have a whole bunch of self imposed rules to make the game more challanging. I never make a killbox, just a kill field. I play with combat extended so the ranges are insane, an LMG can hit literally anything on a small map, I play on the largest because of that. My defenses are walls with several different bunkers that you can go between within the walls as a permiter No unmanned turrets. I dont like the idea of a full AI powered turret with friend or foe detection in a world where AI fucks with humans literally for fun. Plus, .50 cal machine guns are fun as fuck to use And finally, I dont make my guys wear their armor 24/7, thats more enforced by CE making everything have weight and bulk so someone wearing full flak gear could carry like 4 steel

@kowhaifan1249

Ай бұрын

​@@agentbarron3945I don't make my guys wear armor 24/7 and I don't use CE. I just want my flak and recon armor to last more than 1 year before I need to replace it.

Rimworld is the only game where a cannibal cult with a WW2 era APC can roll up, merc a whole city, take a prisoner, then shoot that prisoner as they attempt an escape, then that prisoner turns to a member of that cult and then falls in love with the very guy that shot her in the face. Rimworld truly is an amazing story generator. My favorite was when I did a Mechanist run and my shut-in mechanist that had perks that made him like being alone and indoors... had his daughter fall from the sky. She had similar perks minus the " I wanna be alone " - but regardless I had different compounds built for both, each guarded by a single mini-turret and a duo of Militors. Eventually my mech guy begins talking with his daughter more. They begin eating together despite having many other options for tables, all excellent quality from our constructor. They start eating and chatting. Eventually his adoration for his daughter outweighs his debuff from " I don't like human contact " - and the two of them over time become deadly augmented super soldiers. Eventually? His wife falls from the sky too. It became a family of augmented humans that killed their way through small towns 20 - 30 people, mortars and heavy turrets strong. Uranium slug chain shotguns, advanced rifles and such used to decimate entire civilizations. A trio of Crysis protagonists that would show up and literally punch the heads off of people.

>Armadillo falls for the man who shot at her Sounds like your typical romance novel to me.

Love these, they always re-inspire me to play Rimworld, right now I'm looking over a colony of blind wizards.

I love how no base you have last forever. They always fall, either because they decided to blow it all up, it falls to bugs, mechs or megasloths and usually there's one survivor shaking in the corner. Except for that one mountain man who jacks off in the kitchen, he'll outlive the sun.

2:12 Despite his criminal mind, Tom is behaving well. His reward is the dirt bike, he may sit at the dirt bike for up to an hour.

Carl! You can't eat people!

This Tom... And this is his compound. His Tompound from where Tom can Pound other compounds.

0:06 his Tompound if you will.

18:49, if you use a mod that lets you drive off the map as if it were one of those event maps with the green border it makes it much much easier. That way you can just manually load the cargo and drive out without worrying about goofy pathfinding.

@SnakeChkn

6 ай бұрын

What’s the mod called? I’ve been looking for this since the SamuelStreamer video with it.

@miller8097

6 ай бұрын

@@SnakeChkn 'just leave already' with a picture of gordon ramsay

@SnakeChkn

6 ай бұрын

@@miller8097 Danke Kamerad

XD i don't know why but the " and she'll like it or she'll get the log again! " absolutely fucking killed me!

Should have called them Speed Freeks... and painted their rides red... because we all know, Red goes fasta

@blunderingfool

6 ай бұрын

Ever want to get rid of an ork weapon cache? Paint it purple, the stupid bastards will trip over it wondering where all their flash loot is.

7:37 I see that sneaky Llamas with Hats reference there, and I applaud you.

7:39 it's a good thing none of them were named carl, otherwise you would have been powerless to stop him.

Arty crewmen here, those 155 shells are basically "I win" buttons in irl too

You don't realize the eminent joy I received hearing you make a llama's with hats reference

The Llamas with Hats reference made my whole day 😅😂

Rimworld but you are centaurs, i dont know why that idea amuses me so much.

Dang, that was an emotional one. I'm theoretically in tears

"Hello again, today we will enforce justice on innocent pedestrians by using high-technology reinforced vehicles".

sooo just found you for the first time. i love the mods you have. i was slightly disappointed at first when they weren’t in the description, but then i saw it was uploaded 3 hours ago and it’s much more reasonable. great narration pace! easy to listen to anyway, i’ll be checking for that mod list! i’ll sub to find you easy again. cheers

Another Hazzor video, greatness has revealed itself. Thank you for such amazing content!

I love this mans voice. He sounds like the dude that runs the Ahoy channel.

Your videos are fantastic and I love the stories you tell on each one! Great job!

Damn his editing has only been getting better and better

5:26 Bro, she's 13, having that many passions at such an early age is wild!

Im currently doing a playthrough myself called "art and war" where i focus on art and melee/ shooting pawns and make an enjoyable colony. You truly inspire me, you're video making skills is grand in every way and i look forward to every upload

@kowhaifan1249

Ай бұрын

"You're" is short for "you are" Is you are wouldn't make sense in a sentence use your.

The woof was insane! You tore through those tribes lol I love how you can drive over people too.

07:38 there's no way bro just dropped that reference and nobody noticed. xD

Just stumbled across your content at 3:30 am closing my works kitchen! But amazing vids man keep up the story and atmosphere with your voice you’ll go so far!!

dude very nice commentary as always, i lol'ed many times. thanks for the rimworld content!

7:36 Llamas with hats reference got me rolling lmao

After a really great thanksgiving it feels like an early Xmas gift to wake up to a Hazzor video.

Amazing storytelling like always. Keep up the great work!!

I have an idea that's adjacent to this one! Do a 'zombieland' style road trip across the continent! You can start bunkered up and prepare as much as ya want, but once you leave, you've got what you can fit into your convoy and what you can make in-situ. I think it would be crazy to figure out the logistics of a mobile refinery, all while having to work your way through either a bunch of zombies, or other mad max raiders similar to you. Maybe the destination is a disappointing ruined city, or maybe it's the last bastion of civilization! I think the idea has some real legs. It would be like the Oregon Trail satire, 'organ trail', and that never fails to tell a good story!

I caught that llamas with hats reference. Nice one!

Respect this man for putting his mod collection in the video description ❤

fun fact: at the time where you made this, the legionary (the bot with the shield) had a bug in CE, giving its normally 50hp shield a few hundred instead

Did not expect the lamas with hats reference

Here for the mod list! Looks like a hoot. I suspect a mod I have is preventing ammo etc from exploding...

Here’s a rimworld colony idea, have a colony that is extremely focused on their ideology, either fluid or not. Focus on getting relics, spreading the ideology, etc. I haven’t actually seen anyone get the pilgrims the game talks about with relics, so I’m interested in a colony focused on ideology

Me casually watching a rimworld Hazzor video for chill amusement "She alone gets a plot in the back yard, for being a good dog." I can't believe a rimworld video made me cry. :l

7:38 Reference to Llamas with Hats

Me explaining rimworld to friends: bionic toddlers hooked on combat drugs mercilessly slaughtering a super powered alien because he’s mad he didn’t eat at a table.

"...he has to put down a wave of mad alpacas, who have developed a frightful hunger for human hands" CAAAARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

These videos are my happy place, you're voice is perfect for narrating!

Rimworld but you hit the griddy

Great video! The vehicle mod looks awesome!!!

Well done! I want to see more of the driving over the pawns thing.

7:40 nice lamas white hats reference

Running over peeps and the causal "My Bad" this video cracked me up

7:25: I can think of two terrible Rimworld challenges that might become a mediocre challenge if combined: 1. No mining 2. Embark on a map with lots of hills/mountains around So basically, build in whatever space the map gives you. Might need a little extra spice, but it's a start.

A rimworld experience where your goal is to bring one of the old ones to the rimworld

Good video, nice story telling

You should play Rimworld, but it's a concept that would make an enjoyable video. I know it's something you've done before a lot, but I think people would enjoy it! All sarcasm aside, a notification of a new Hazzor video is always a welcome sight on my home screen.

I love your RimWorld Stories. They are always so artfully violent. I'd like to suggest one involving the mods Empire, Illithid Xenotype and Vanilla Races Expanded - Archon (Gith by another name), where you either topple or rebuild an illithid empire

i appreciate the llamas with hats reference Toni had a grand escape plan to run to the newly constructed Frog she had just seen in action from her cell... she almost made it...

Rob is "working at the car wash, working at the car wash yeah"

Everybody gangster ‘till the cannibal goes on a food binge.

Haven’t seen all your videos (looking forward to) but I think it’ll be cool to play some wood-loving animal-caring cannibals. Also, love your videos, good luck from Russia!

that llamas with hats reference be crazy

I know a tank named Vulpus Tankus, Its called that because its rangefinder is placed in a way that it has triangular ears, and it is usually in forests, thus its name.

lets go he posted also greg is calling

VE Vehicles is really impressiv, and I hope it becomes great once all the different modules are out. In my last run it still had to many problems. Tribal runs up to the tank with a spear, tank moves one cell to run him over, tank explodes. I get taking damage when trying to run over power armor, but right now it seems bugged

Can’t believe you shot Carl. Unbelievable. He just wanted some hands.

Mad alpacas. Hands. I see what you did there, CAAAAARL! 😂

"I cant lose this anymore" "Loses" Rimworld moment

Concept: one vampire with a castle who can't go outside during the day, lest they die immediately. I'd it dies, restart the run.

Men in tanks fighting Orks? You've done it, Hezzor. You've recreated Dawn of War 1.

7:38 They're hungry for hands, give them a break.

The llamas with hats reference was nice ;)

Gotta love it when hazzor uploads

A weapon to surpass metal gear. Raiders with vehicles... the idea is frightening

the new kurzgesagt Gaming channel is crazy

I feel justified always building an overkill fuel storage room. All stone, double walled, double doored. No power conduits or lighting. Sometimes it's not even in the base proper because any raiders attacking it would definitely regret their decision.

I love being the main character of a rimworld save, took me by surprise haha

Alternate title: Stranded American rediscovers the wonders of the military-industrial complex.

Now this is what I call. "proportional response"

My fun suggestion is Vanilla Factions Expanded - Deserters. No one really makes videos focused on it.

something about a narrated rimworld video smooths the wrinkles in my brain and produces so much serotonin

The video was awesome. Keep up the good work!

RIP Prudence. You were the goodest girl.

@YourMomsDwelling

6 ай бұрын

fr she was the goodest dog

Idea: rimworld but every tile is filled with manhunting thrumbo and you die instantly

Ah and all it would have took was some fire foam poppers. Rimworld sure does have its way of finding your one and only design flaw

armadillo went from 2 face shots to go down to getting 2 face shots while she goes down

Honestly Hazzor could have a massive job opportunity reading audio books, his voice is extremely smoothing and sometimes helps me sleep.

"i had a hunger, that only hands could satisfy"