Imagine living with the knowledge that there is an insane blind sword-wielding wizard roaming the world to satisfy his bloodlust. You can make a religion out of that.

@artemefimov8215

10 ай бұрын

Warhammer type shit

@bryce0110

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like Pelinal Whitestrake

@ripoffpingu9318

10 ай бұрын

no, don't

@JohnSmith-bs9ym

10 ай бұрын

*sword-wielding space wizard who's more machine than elf.

@simonfraser596

10 ай бұрын

L L

I love how resurrect sounds great but is completely useless because if he even went down he’d instantly be lost

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

I'd have to send someone following along behind him to hide in cover just in case he died to be able to make use of it.

@remip2

10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames "Better safe, than sorry" lmao...

@lioneljonson6893

10 ай бұрын

​@@HazzorPlaysGamesiirc SoS2 location scanner also works for that purpose

@kaschey6145

10 ай бұрын

​@@HazzorPlaysGamesThere's literally a mod that fixes it. It's called "NoCaravanAbandon" (yes, without spaces for some reason). It makes it so that your downed colonists don't count as lost when traveling - instead the map they're on is still loaded and you can wait for them to get up or send a rescue team.

@amphitheremajesticon4928

10 ай бұрын

@@lioneljonson6893 unfortunately SOS2 is very broken in the current update so needs a lot of time to update.

I love how Artemis ends his campaign eyeless. Totally a heroes journey.

@magnuskain278

10 ай бұрын

And then couldn't find his way back to the vult

@kaelkirkby9191

10 ай бұрын

*Brutally genocides an entire empire without provocation* Ah yes, what a hero.

@Alessandro-vl8bu

10 ай бұрын

He was Oedipus all along?

@kirbyis4ever

10 ай бұрын

​@@kaelkirkby9191there was a grievance! Not sure if it was real or perceived but... Those imperials deserved it, I think!

@conscripthornet4430

9 ай бұрын

@@kaelkirkby9191 I mean they did almost immediately attack the vault early on and even got as far as destroying the ancient turret guarding the entrance.

Artemis is the closest thing to a spacemarine psyker I have seen in any video game, just meditated for a 100+ years to have new ways to fillet every single molecule of his foes.

@theironmonitor819

10 ай бұрын

It's so great. He's basically a Grey Knight.

@starhammer5247

10 ай бұрын

Except a Psyker would only survive this long because of his powers. Not even the strongest Space Marine could defeat a thousand men alone.

@knifedude4195

10 ай бұрын

This is clear evidence of Aeldari erasure. Fucking Mon-keigh.

@plutosplanet4067

10 ай бұрын

@@starhammer5247you have to be joling

@starhammer5247

10 ай бұрын

@@plutosplanet4067 No, I'm not. I can recount a few situations where Space Marines have lost to normal humans. I can recall a named Word Bearer Terminator dying to a wooden spear from a tribal, a Terminator in the Grey Knight codex dying to a medieval knight, Dorn's own statements of only eleven Guardsman and a decent ambush strategy being enough to take down one Marine, I also recall Ciaphus Cain duelling a Khorne Berserker in melee and holding him off for a time, he did it twice in fact, and later duelling and damaging the armour of a Tech Marine who was one of the best duelists of his Chapter. Ciaphus Cain is a normal human with no augments, and he was able to take the best melee combatants in melee. Against a force with tanks and missiles, a Space Marine won't last long in a straight fight. The Bolter is also HEAVILY overrated.

Love the idea of a vault born, hypertech elf being called Barry

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

Good ol' Barry. Tends the farms, cooks the travel meals.

@ruantimker1273

10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames cooks the imperials*

@Stookinator

8 ай бұрын

@@ruantimker1273 kills traitors*

@jackcouch8322

7 ай бұрын

Also Kath, is this just fucking London?

@Shenorai

6 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames Barry tends to berries?

Of course Artemis can still see with both eyes destroyed, he's meditated for so long that his third eye sees for him.

@rory8182

3 ай бұрын

so do the fourth and fifth I imagine

@ZigealFaust

Ай бұрын

@@rory8182 Biblically Accurate Artemis

13:36 I love how war kasket guy, who potentially could one shot your colonist literally named "The Funny". Whole new meaning to "loosing is fun".

@RoundusMongus

10 ай бұрын

It’s like this settlement heard what happened to the last two and just made a warcasket guy to station at the entrance to the city with the sole purpose of crushing Artemis.

@erwinthedodo9205

10 ай бұрын

​@RoundusMongus tbf wouldn't you if you were on this rimworld and heard of Artemis?

@golemgolden4670

10 ай бұрын

We did it, we found the funny

@professionalshitposter6897

10 ай бұрын

@@golemgolden4670 The search is over. Time to return to our families

@joeschmo4391

10 ай бұрын

​@@golemgolden4670THE FUNNY

Imagine how utterly terrifying this would be for the Empire. They're doing their own thing, business as usual, when they get word that an ancient vault has resumed activity. The scout teams sent to investigate never return, but long distance recon shows no activity for years, so it slips to the backburner of worries. Then, one day, a settlement goes dark. The few escaped survivors tell of a single man responsible for the devastation, wreathed in flame and fractured space, murdering with pinpoint accuracy. Then it happens again, and again, and again. With enough time to tell that it really is just one man, traveling on foot with single-minded determination. Imagine how those last few outposts felt, knowing that he *would* be coming for them, and the entirety of Imperial might has, at best, inconvenienced him by taking out an eye. Imagine what it would be like to be the soldier that shot out his other eye. The firing stops with a grunt of pain, and you cheer into your comms. He's been crippled! You can finally avenge your people! The thought is cut off as he sprints forward, faster than you can track, and slips a blade through your heart. As you bleed out, you watch as this living nightmare completes his grim mission. All while never uttering a single word.

@v.0190

2 ай бұрын

Too bad it wasn't vanilla expanded deserters run. Because in that case Empire would be a lot stronger, using orbital bombs and lasers, a lot stronger raids and their settlements would be a lot tougher because of defense and constant reinforcements. Y'know... like in real empire.

@blacktemplar1139

Ай бұрын

So in short, it's just like fighting a Grey Knight from 40k

I like to think once his mission was over he found a place to chill out for a while, but never gets new eyes. He starts a little farm for himself, and if someone recognizes him as the beast that killed the empire, he would just say that was a past life. Granted if they are sympathetic to the fallen empire, he would delete them faster than you can say cheddar, but yknow. Mostly chill.

@conscripthornet4430

9 ай бұрын

Literally the Thanos ending

@petergalliver3290

9 ай бұрын

"Farming? Really? Man of your talents?"

@kingjamestres

7 ай бұрын

Until 300 years later he has to train some kid in the art of the sword or something. That's normally how it goes in fantasy settings.

@darkanayer5867

6 ай бұрын

He wouldn't say anything, as he is mute. He would just keep working and ignore the person talking to him, unless they try to act like a threat. In which case, their corpse will make for great fertilizer for the next crop rotation.

@WalnutBun

6 ай бұрын

@@darkanayer5867 don't ruin the fantasy with your logic.

"The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!" ~ The Emperor of Mankind

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

There's never a wrong time to quote the God-Emperor... Except maybe during the rituals at the bloody fane...

@knatureknight7504

10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGamesno you say that and then a bunch of the cultists rip off their robes revealing them to be imperial and then a knight valiant looms over them and they kill the traitors in the name of the emperor

@l-days9583

10 ай бұрын

isn't he more of an Eldar though

@kitkatbreaker1270

10 ай бұрын

​@HazzorPlaysGames but what if some are cultists, then they kinda just look back at you and it's awkward for everyone involved, including the God emperor of man kind

@bosknight7837

8 ай бұрын

@@l-days9583all those enhancements basically make him a space marine

So a bunch of elves decide to genetically engineer a supersoldier to topple an evil empire? Literally the witcher plot

@aswadianknight4766

9 ай бұрын

no @@Birdhatter

@thalassaer4137

9 ай бұрын

​@@Birdhattermore like the elves are mages that wanted super soldiers to protect them but not strong enough to not be able to be put down

@secretname2670

5 ай бұрын

"Literally the witcher plot" my ass, Ciri was not engineered by elves but by mages and the elves only found out later then tried to inseminate her to procure an apocalypse. Read the books again.

@brunobautista6316

5 ай бұрын

Came to see a RimWorld video Ended up reading an spoiler of The witcher :(

I was JUST sitting going "Man i feel like watching some chill rimworld, i wonder if..."

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

Your ceilings are made of an advanced two way material that allows me sattelites to see and listen in remotely.

@shturminator3976

10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames So it would seem XD

@Drekromancer

10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames I didn't think it was possible to make "I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS" sound even more deranged, but the madlad went and did it

Y’know, Artemis loosing both of his eyes at the end of his quest is quite symbolic. On his journey, he became blinded to the world as his bloodlust consumed him, and with the empire destroyed he lost sight of what to live and fight for

I don't understand how you only have 87k, you're easily one of my favorite creators now

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

It's growing, don't worry about it too much.

@daxtron2

10 ай бұрын

Nearly 100k in a year ain't bad at all

@rawrxd2246

10 ай бұрын

he's a grower not a shower, i guess

@Leldy

10 ай бұрын

December last year it was barely a thousand... give it time. Let him cook, as the children say.

@WGAssociation-Geno

10 ай бұрын

@@Leldy Yep let him cook Cause im savourin every little bite of his dishes (videos).

I love kow Artemis could just be an trained eldar Psyker that was kidnapped by the Dark Mechanicum and was just stuffed with artificial parts to then hunt down Imperials for no other reason then "why not". Also with all the fire and bloodthirsty murder this is probably the only think left in Artemis mind after all his meditation "LET THE GALAXY BURN!"

Can you imagine the legends that were told of a one eyed mute elf who could summon meteors from the heavens and would exclusively hit his targets in the head or heart. No one would believe he existed lol

@sneezyfido

5 ай бұрын

It is a great honor to be slain by a meteor to the heart

Artemis's blade fell from numb hands, the gasping gurgle emanating behind him meant his mission was finally fulfilled. His internal mind processor blinked once and full control was given back to his body, as no other commands where ever entered. Unable to see anymore, Artemis had no idea how to return home. His whole life was training to fight the Empire, but the empire was no more. Stumbling out of the building his mind reeled, he focused instead on breathing calmly, and putting one foot in front of the other, it felt comforting, familiar in a way, like he had somewhere to go again. Artemis walked away from the last settlement of the empire, leaving it engulfed in flames. The shadows danced wildly from the fires as his footsteps faded away into the wilderness.

@Drekromancer

10 ай бұрын

Beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

@ibragimowbekhan0987

5 ай бұрын

Then, a chelnock ship sounds. "Here they come, more of them.. Looks like this is the end for me.", thout he "Artemis, lets go home", sayed the familiar voices from the ship. "Yes, lets." 😢🎉

@Geo64x

4 ай бұрын

@@ibragimowbekhan0987 He's mute

@ibragimowbekhan0987

4 ай бұрын

@@Geo64x you dont understand Thats character growt

@Grunk369

3 ай бұрын

@@Drekromancereh

"Yet blind he hath becometh, he hadst but become one with our world, for he walked all paths, of spirit and machine and physical. He was the empire's reckoning as well as our liberator. And so now, with his laid foundation, we fight for the freedom of all!" -Words from the resistance Sgt. Bernato J. to his men before their assault in Catia III

13:50 "And for some reason Artemis keeps vomiting!" Bionically enhanced stomach's/stomach replacements added by royalty cause uncontrollable vomiting in a pawn if they were to get hit by EMP blast, in this case, VE psycasts

Dude how terrifying it would be to hear that a single man has been taking down entire cities without speaking a word and you know you’re next.

I could imagine Artemis, walking into an empire settlement, setting his joywire to play doom music, before loading his Gauss rifle, perfection

In his quest to kill all the Imperials, Artemis becomes one by ransacking the innocent locals for the food to fuel his rage. A tragic story, really.

This man is like every superhero action movie before the bad guy's identity gets revealed. He is unstoppable and none of the enemies live to tell the tale. Absolutely horrifying.

13:49 I believe that was his bionic stomach being shocked by the EMP.

@Not_that_radeon

8 ай бұрын

it was actually a nuclear stomach because the bionic stomach is immune to getting emped while the other bionic stomachs aren't. I mean close enough

so you basically made adam smasher

I'd love to read some "war reports" epistolary story from the Empire's point of view. At first, a settlement is lost - the Empire suspects a great army to be responsible. More and more settlements and even cities are lost, and finally the reports start coming in - it's just one warrior. Then it becomes evident that it is a war incarnate - a psionic half-machine hellbent on one task, and one task only - the fall of the Empire. As more commlinks are snuffed out, and the Empire nobles begin retreating into space en masse, the threat is coming nearer. Finally, the last settlement stands. In a heroic act, a faithful subject of the Empire takes aim, and fueled by vengeance of the fallen Empire, strikes true, gouging the sole remaining eye of the seemingly invulnerable foe. Then, as if accompanied by a cruel laughter of the fate itself, the psionic menace calmly holsters his terrifying gauss cannon, slowly draws a blade, and launches into a MACH 3 charge, slaughtering the offending sharpshooter and his remaining comrades. The Reckoning has come. The Empire has fallen. ... Cue the sequel where Hazzor adds "Save our Ship" mod, and has Artemis pursue the remnants of the Empire out into space.

A psychic undead cyber elf with a damn plasma chainsaw? This is some quality rimworld

Gotta love a perfectly timed Hazzor video, beautiful

The sheer amusement in realizing that the Empire settlements are made of wood and you sent a colonist with 4 different fire abilities.

Cor, minutes in, and im already thinking i might have to start up another colony again, this time with some of these funky mods. Thanks for including the modlist details in the description!

Nothing like a new Hazzor video to watch as a break between catching up on old videos cause you a new to the channel xD

Man I recently found your videos because I have been getting back on the Rim and now I have consumed it all. Thanks for this great content and your calming voice

You have a wonderful storytelling ability... really elevate the quality of the whole video.

I think Hazzor is my favorite RimWorld content creator now. His episodes are nice and to the point and skips over too much of the boring stuff. But it still covers enough stuff that it makes he videos both very entertaining and very informative.

Great video ! your rimworlds videos are so good, they have a really good storytelling and montage, hope you get more subscribers mate !

Another excellent video! Loving the recent Rimworld content, it’s one of my personal favorites so I always like to see it played.

Tremendo video Hazzor, un placer ver la calidad del contenido, cuidese padre!

love your storytelling man, keep it up. 🙌

Artemis was throwing up because emp damage to a bionic stomach (in this case nuclear) causes pawns to throw up. The lightning bolt psycast actually has a very small emp zone around the cast point, and while in melee combat with the war casket, you kept emping your own stomach, causing vomiting. Thankfully you didn’t have some of the royalty brain implants, they’d cause you to go unconscious

That was amazing! Id love to see a series like this.

I love how Artemis ends his campaign eyeless. Totally a heroes journey.. Gotta love a perfectly timed Hazzor video, beautiful.

your rimworld videos are my favourite because you tell a story excellently and your voice is audible butter

I've only been subscribed for a few days but i am so stuck i'm ending up watching all your videos. Keep it up my man!

I've only just found your channel. It popped up on my feed. Loved it! Can't wait to watch more. Subbed!

Thanks for making these fantastic Rimworld videos.

10/10 content. Got you more or less running in the background every time I play Rimworld. Very good entertainment. Bionic Arm Bionic Leg "Bionic Cook..." Lmao.. that got me off guard...

Great fun, and funny. Thanks for another vid Hazzor

Can’t believe you would put psychic wizard Adam Smasher against the empire. Poor imperials.

Using the FTL soundtrack makes this whole extermination journey seem so much more chill than it actually is.

@drozzy_

14 күн бұрын

It's good background music, just wish I could figure out some of the other songs used...

@Sheldezare

14 күн бұрын

@@drozzy_ I think it's mostly FTL and Rimworld tbh.

In all honesty his story is rather epic and I can just imagine the last battle where he lost both his eyes just going on a rampage with his sword

@someone-wh2rb

Ай бұрын

lmao imagine the imperial guards cheering as artemis looks like hes injured, but he just breaks his gun off the floor and starts moving at them with his sword at the speed of sound

Love your Rimworld content bro, you always it an easy watch for a very long game

This video is what pushed me to play nodded rimworld thank you and you've got yourself another sub now

Always love watching your vids in the evening

You earn my subscribe great video as alway can't wait for another rimworld.

I think it's fate that moments after I subscribed you uploaded a new video. Kind of crazy but hey, I'm not complaining :p

very nice video. Liked your explanations and voiceover, really enjoyed how you broke character and laughed at some absurd moments, makes it quite funny. Shame it ends so quickly, would've loved to see Artemis getting upgraded more, but I'm not sure if this was the absolute end of the mod.

the music you choose for your videos is always somehow from a game i love and i want you to know i appreciate it highly

Wow, Hazzor, that was fantastic! What a hell of a story! Side note: I'm gonna download ancients and give combat extended a try.

Artemis the hero we didn't want, but the hero we needed

Thanks for the content!

I only discovered you yesterday, and am already in love with your content, but the moment I heard that Age of Empires music kick in... Oh you know how to make my brain go happy.

Love your work! Keep the up the good work. (also Rimworld looks really interesting but i simply do not have money)

I've never considered, thought of, nor sought out an image of Sonic the Hedgehog without his trainers on before. It's not something I ever wanted to see. I wish I could thank you Hazzor for showing this to me but that would be an untruth. May god have mercy on your soul. Good vid tho

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV

10 ай бұрын

Beware. There exists worse, Much MUCH Worse things about sonic out there. Things so vile, that when viewed, may not even leave a soul to have mercy on. And yes, much includes his feet. So spare yourself the horrors and beware Sanic!

That two solider who manage to take out his eyes will be hailed as hero martyr of the empire and be symbol of the resistance on the planet.

really great editing hazzor!

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

Thanks bud. Appreciate it.

I have never seen this game before and I will probably never play it but i still just enjoy watching because you are amazing at what you do. Got to check out your other stuff :)

artemis attacking that "tree hugger settlement" sounds so terrifying, since to them, he might as well be the physical incarnation of a god, flinging meteors into them and generating lightning from his hands

Funny how Artemis lost both his eyes at the end. Seems like his hate ended up blinding him

Even in Rimworld, the Pocket Sand maneuver still works against guys in literal caskets of armor.

Spooky! I just caught up with the Medieval series, only to check the channel ...

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

I'm watching you.... Always watching....

You are amazing man, keep it up!

Love the FTL music in the background, it's arguably the best music to listen to for hours without getting bored of it.

This is one of the best content for Rimworld!!! This video deserves more videos let's go Artemis and team!

Love your Vids Keep up the good RimWorld Horrors🎉

The music choices are sublime!

love the FTL music so calming yet mysterious.

best one yet! Hopefully we see more of Artemis as he genocides other worlds.

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

Wow, high praise, glad you liked it.

As one of my favorite youtubers, this has definitely cheered my day watching many and more imperials die :)

This may be the most badass Rimworld character to ever exist. A mute cyborg elf assassin with psychic powers, singlehandedly exterminating the Empire’s presence from an entire planet. And his name is perfect for a man with such a singular skillset and mission. Artemis, goddess of the hunt.

I stumbled across this channel at random a couple days ago and I gotta say, I was genuinely surprised to find that you haven't been at this KZread thing for years and years already - you have a very professional, self-assured style! Good stuff!

Artemis, the Emperor of Man run. Literally the Unification Wars minus everything else lol

your storytelling is brilliant, how was I not subbed before?

man i love this guys videos on rimworld! wish he would do a 1000 days in rimworld

Love the videos!

Love that Age of Empires music in the background :D

I would love to see more adventures of Artemis maybe going a full warpath and wiping out all the factions

I always love your rimworld videos

such a cool video man :)

I had a similar colonist, much less genocide-y but probably had more kills with a similar modpack. Bionic everything, Assassin, super strength, speed burst, and martial artist. Also a persona assault hammer from rimsenal. She would killskip in, solo a tribal raid, and have her psyfocus completely refilled. This build left a man with a 372 damage bruise to the torso, equivalent to a rhino running straight through him.

This is quite entertaning, a massive cyborg just wiping out the empire at the cost of his eyes and friends. I love to imagine that before the vault, the four were actually all soldiers whose home was destroyed by the empire when they were young and they were hidden away to continue their peoples existence. In a state of rage and anger Artemis(who lost his voice during the destruction) starts planning his revenge and does anything to acheive his goal, even at the cost of losing his last 3 remaining friends who seem to eke out existence within the vault waiting for their massive friend to come back with news of victory while he wanders the world without his sight, unsure of how to return or what to do now that the empire is no more

@HazzorPlaysGames

10 ай бұрын

Yeah y'know I never actually thought to give them a reason for wiping out the empire.... Just, why not? I guess lol

@lordinquisitor6233

10 ай бұрын

Hazzor unironically created the rimworld version of Adam smasher

Rimworld is a series I wish to see continued in the future.

@eeelorde9962

10 ай бұрын

A grim dark future...

@TrueChaoSclx

10 ай бұрын

I see you have a good taste in youtubers

@giaxo1739

10 ай бұрын

@@TrueChaoSclx he made such a convenient phrase for when I can't think of anything to comment.

I love these ce series!

As someone who hasn't played Rimworld in years, it blows me away to see how far the game and modding community has come along. I don't recognize 90% of the stuff in here lol!

i can only expect another great video but all I can currently think about is the fact you chose bloody KNIFEEARS as your colonists

literally just made adam smasher, love the vids man your awsome!

"Where to? Doesn't matter, just not here!" This reminded me of Rincewind from the Discworld novels. "It doesn't matter where you're running *to* only what you're running *_from_* . The fear will expedite your transition to any destination "

Artemis plucked his own eyes out, as he knew, if he saw what he had caused, he would go mad. And a mad artemis can't be stopped

When you say he has to "keep moving on" at 17:07, all I could think of was the theme tune to The Littlest Hobo. The Littlest Murder-Hobo, perhaps?

Your content was already top-tier but the Age of Empires music brings it to new, mysterious levels

@thetruerocka

10 ай бұрын

AND FTL LET'S GO

@thetruerocka

10 ай бұрын

nvm just saw the sonic feet i'm going back to bed

You can steer the space trader drops to a specific location with the same thing you put in your storage facility. I forget the name of it because I've not played Rimworld in a year or so and am just now getting back into it, but it's that little antenna thing that everyone always forgets to build on their first few playthroughs and wonders why they can't sell anything to a space trader. I think drop pod raids also used to target them but I usually played with the Rimatomics mod so that's never a huge issue for me.