Last to comment keeps my channel

@user-vs9wb9qe7m

Ай бұрын

In one year I will be back to comment

@Thehillsfamily2009

Ай бұрын

One year one day

@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls

Ай бұрын

One year two days

@jkepic9068

Ай бұрын

I am setting a reminder for 15 years on my phone. See ya in 2039!

@newhnub

Ай бұрын

15 years and one day

"And to make matters worse we are a colony of the worst of the great powers". Some conquistador is out there loading his arquebus right now

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

cortes is shaking in his grave

@eduardomelo151

Ай бұрын

at least they are not a colony of portugal

@tovarishleninade9436

Ай бұрын

@@eduardomelo151 Congratulations, now we have two angry dudes, the conquistador and some explorer that as we speak Is loading his caravel with at least 1.000 pedreiros.

@Gabozxc

28 күн бұрын

Napoleon and France laughing at Spain after leaving it in the shit. Spain's fault for trusting France

@tovarishleninade9436

28 күн бұрын

@@Gabozxc hey no need to blame anyone else, destroying Spain from time to time is one of our proudest traditions (i,m from Spain btw). Napoleon was only a catalyst.

5:42 "The average income is shooting up!" *goes down*

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

it went up in australia at least

Honestly taxing the grain so your people would buy more fruit is actually genius.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

yeah im totally the best vic 3 player

@xobismarckox

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo congraz, you used the Pigouvian tax! (Its an actual tax)

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

@@xobismarckox wow that sounds complicated

@AdventurerPrimefire

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately consumption taxes don't cause goods substitutions and won't affect market prices.

Like all good stories about independence ... it stops when all the fighting is over.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

gotta set up that sequel

This is just tropico with extra steps lmao

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

when you wanna play tropico buy only have vicky 3 😌

There better be a part 2 of the Great Cuban Comeback :)

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

oooh that's a lot of pressure

@Naughtychilee

Ай бұрын

Agreed, kinda have to

@AhanSalty

Ай бұрын

​@@Chummbo only logical to have this thing crossed-over with the Egyptian farmer. 😉

Man imagine this independence war happened irl they would not shut the fuck about it until the heat death of the universe Rightfully so... that was baller

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

fr would have been stories to tell my grandchildren if that was me

Fun fact: Spain built in Cuba its first railroad.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

oh how lucky

Cant wait to see you make an empire purely out of automobiles in the newest update that comes out on the 24th of june.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

i wish i never read this... now i have to do it

@KaiserWellington

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo Vroom Vroom.

@ManCheat2

Ай бұрын

whats being changed with automobiles?

@KaiserWellington

Ай бұрын

@@ManCheat2 Nothing in particular about the actual building itself, but it would be pretty fun to build a lot of them with foreign investment.

Having fought independence wars as Australia a couple times, the key is always to keep them from getting a foot hold. Viva la Cuba

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

We will fight until the last man before they step foot on our shores

I legitimately thought you were going to mass export bananas to afford gun sales. Like the Japanese did with tea for factories.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

if only vic 3 worked like that haha

Next challenge: As China, create a super economy based on exporting steel, EVs, solar panels, and batteries (Maybe find a substitute for the last 3 products)

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Now that's a challenge i can get behind

Banana, ooh na-na All of my heart is a banana, ooh na-na They took me back to the Caribbean, na-na-na, Oh, but my heart is in Havana There's somethin' 'bout Chumm's nana's Havana bananas

Pro tip: when your standar of living is low at the start of the game(around 6-8 SOL), just put consumption taxes at grain and services. Your nation is already starving, so there is no need on improving SOL of your nation. Instead, tax your nation so that you can afford extra construction sectors to build faster. In the relatively long run (around 10-15 years) you will have way more gdp and buildings so much that SOL will get fixed by anount of workplaces you created by building a lot of things.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

this is genius. yeah, i taxed my people to the ground, but i totally didn't think about grain consumption taxes

I love these videos because a lot of people who make these kinds of videos are rlly boring while I do find it interesting, meanwhile you're just like "THE AVERAGE ANNUAL WAGE WENT UP 5% LETS GOOOOOOO"

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

haha, when you're me, any win is a big win

playing as cuba is quite easy , you have to have larger army than spainish fleet , sometimes not even because ai takes into battle like 50 fleet and 30 divisions the fact is you can declare independence at start of the game and win , but it's not profitable because you quit market and no superpower will let you in and you have small population then i recommend to stay under spanish control to 1860's or 1870's (i staying till 1870) to build your economy and attract people to your country , so you have money and then declare independence , build your army to 40 division without navy , and you should be good , like @Chumm , when you have independence and good economy UK or USA should let you into their market

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

this the strat right here

"Can we transform this nation into paradise?" Judging by minimal starndard of living rising from 7,8 to 9,6... no?

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

at least it's a paradise for the president haha

You gonna do part 2 for these videos? Please I’m desperately waiting

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

haha some videos have gotten part 2s and even part 3s

All the banana plantation reminds me of bloons tower defense

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

making that money

"Backwater Island Nation" as a Cuban that hit me harder than it should not cause I find it insulting but cause he right shit we need you in gov to fix our economy

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

I will make Cuba great again

Subscribed! This is exactly the kind of content I was starving for!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Glad to have you aboard! Thanks for watching haha!

Peak, patiently waiting for part 2

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

gonna be a banger

who needs wheat for bread when you can make banana bread

4:18 "And who said consumption grain on taxes was a bad thing?" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

By using math, I can deduce that you use the ”Please Subscribe” method once every 2-2.5 minutes.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

rookie numbers

If you do a part 2, become a banana republic for the funni

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

hehe banana go brrr

@IsRaCo

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo I'd go bananas for some bananas...

I really hope your channel continues to grow because you're seriously entertaining, no lie.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

I appreciate that, it means a lot haha

ngl your Vic3 videos are the most entertaining🌟keep it up

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Thanks, I appreciate that

Siam rice factory

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

gonna be the greatest rice factory ever

Very interesting and funny, love your creative idea

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

Let's go finally we have a great banana empire! grain? meat? no bro only bananas for breakfast for dinner for everyone! it will be insane to continue this run ans export so many fruit that grain falls into darkness and conquer and develop africa with only bananas and also with automatic irragation it will be more insane and the world will fear the might of bananas!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Haha this was great. If everyone wants to see it, i'm down for a part 2

@Missingnoleader

Ай бұрын

Plantains are the stable crop in Cuba now.

Reminds me of that time Spif did pineapple spam on Tropico. Though they patched that out later on.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

I remember that, what a hilarious vid

You don't understand it's imperative that the Qing put down the Cubans rebellion

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

true, we were trading all our fruit to them i'm pretty sure

The funniest part is the looming economic *ruin* after independence.

Your probably my favorite victoria 3 youtuber to be honest,

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

This is the best comment, thank you so much for watching

This is bananas

The ultimate banana republic

Your videos are always so good and as a new Victoria 3 player they help me alot

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Thank you! I'm glad they help!

Kudos. That was a good win.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

thanks, i appreciate it

a real banana republic

this video deserves a sequel .

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

that sounds promising

You are a genius and i have subscribed

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

yes, i am the smartest man alive. i shall teach you everything i know

it hurt to see maxed gold reserves please god please

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

if i have to suffer, you must as well

@Alpatrixx

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo no NO NOOOOOOOÖOOOO

@joeber6829

Ай бұрын

​@@Alpatrixx wow just like the funny guy!!!!

@Alpatrixx

Ай бұрын

@@joeber6829 what?

It's great to see that other people are as addicted to the game as I am

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

it's a great game with so much potential tbf

Had to sub after checking lol

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Glad it worked haha! Happy to have you!

Keep doing the good work 🍌❤❤

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

I will, thank you!

Republic of Bananas..

We need a part 2

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

sigh seems like everyone wants this

Cubs gone fruity

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

dont worry, in 2024 we dont judge

15:45 wow free Cuba is green!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

my fav color

Banana empire🍌

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Banana together strong

man, you can click with ctrl so that you upgrade or destroy 10 in 10 instead of impregnating your mouse :P

Tropico in Vic3

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

when you dont have enough money for tropico

Yo challenge idea vic 3 but u have to have over 30 standard of living at all times

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

oh man that's gonna be insane

The reason your average SOL doesnt go up as soon as your health insurance level increases or why it goes up by 1,5 instead of 0,5 is because it increases SOL of each individual pop and not the average SOL which is calculated by taking SOL of all pops and dividing it by their number, which in the end gives completely different results

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

oh that's interesting, i didn't realize that would give different results.

@seanbell4203

Ай бұрын

That is wrong. If you have 1,000 units with an average weight of 10 grams and add 0.5 to each unit's weight the new average weight will be 10.5. 1,000x10=10,000 total grams. (10,000+500)/1,000=10.5

Minecraft youtuber meets economy map games.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

next up, Vicky 3 in minecraft

Lets go!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Oh yeah!

YESSSSSSSS

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Gonna be a banger

Thats a lot of juice

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

the meme is back yay?

bro i did this same thing literally the other night and i realized it was one of the games biggest flaws in the aspect that you cant get independent how you should when every other one of their games have 100000 ways to do so

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

definitely diplomacy needs to improve

The 500IQ move to tax grain and make fruit the substitute doesn't work because unfortunately consumption is based on buy/sell orders and not the price of th good.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

that sucks if it's true

@ds2sofs

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo It unfortunately is, I know how counter intuitive it is but I guess it's easier to calculate that way.

le banana

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

oui

FOR THE BANANA EMPIRE🍌

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

BANANA

Why does bro narrate his intros like Mr Beast 😂

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Cant believe Mr Beast copied me

Part 2 when?

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

soon ;)

How did you get 50 defense so early in the game with Cuba?

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

If I recall correctly, as soon as I decided I was going for independence, I rushed the military tree for defense. Also, I only recruited infantry and got a good defense general

@FlodurT

Ай бұрын

Good choice! I guess you don’t need to much tech for making fruits anyway!

I hope his attempt at creating a functioning economy will be fruitful.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

that's it, you win

try holding off usa as mexican military junta

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

oh it will happen one day

@thestonegamersbg

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo I will comment until I see that very piece of content

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

and when it comes, it will be dedicated to just you

what the sigma

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

indeed

Que grande 👍

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

gracias

9:52 I simply will refuse to subscribe UNLESS you make this joke again.

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Well in that case...

Part 2?

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

if everyone wants one!

Wow

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

2:04 yeah it doesn't work. Price doesn't affect demand

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

wow they gotta fix that i think so sad

How???????

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

i click and pray

why did this work?

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

basically spain was selling all of our fruit to the other powers and we were making money from that

This guy is not the best, if not the worst Vic 3 player... Like and subscribe to Chummer and make sure to click that bell so he stops making bad jokes and start making good ones!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

im so conflicted rn

Bro u need help hahaha

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

the suffering i go through for you guys

REMEMBER ME AS AN OG BEFORE 500 SUBS 🔥🔥🤑🤑💀😭💯💯⁉️❓

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

I will always remember cheezpuffs

More communist Cuba banana republic!!!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

Living out Castro's dream

Please use a limiter when recording

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

sorry my tin can mic can only do so much 😔

@inditsnotdenon922

Ай бұрын

@Chummbo shouldn't be an issue if you record with a limiter than cut out some of the high end and mid noise. Even if you just run the audio track on fl studio using presets it would stop it peaking so much. Good luck!

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

@@inditsnotdenon922 Ah thanks a lot, I appreciate it!

mrow

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

yes

@petermilanese1794

Ай бұрын

i love your vids keep it up 🫶🏿

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

haha thank you, that means a lot

Why does it take so long to make a video

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

recording and editing is hard 😔 (but i'm secretly trying to get an editor rn so they might come out fast soon!)

@SamanyuKaushal

Ай бұрын

​@@Chummbowe all, love your edits and the videos!! Just never stop making them... Really entertaining ❤

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

haha thanks so much, i'm glad!

3 like and subscibes? im not doing that with that kind of begging

@Chummbo

Ай бұрын

appreciate you watching still!

@nickb8357

Ай бұрын

@@Chummbo least i could do

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