Colonel: "Generator field: activated!" Me: "Flux capacitor: on!" Colonel: "Reverse polarity of the neutron flow!" Oh, wrong time traveler...

Colonel, we tend to "tilt" or bank the rail beds more here in the US than having wagons that tilt. The east coast Acela is the exception.

@rickboivin7732

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Amtrak Cascades Talgo sets. But yes, all other tilting trains have either been disbabled (VIA's LRC coaches) or retired. What you saw was superelevation.

It's SF, not really an area of California where it's normally hot nor humid. 😉 As for the Baby Bullet name; that refers to the route and not the locomotive. The route only stops at a few of the stations between SF and SJ, thus making the 48 mile trip in only an hour! 🙄

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I did not know that. I assumed, wrongly, it was the train.

@moparacker

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure I'd blame the name of the DLC for the confusion, it's a bit misleading.

@lnrbry

4 жыл бұрын

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Usually attributed (falsely) to Mark Twain

@justanormalpokemon4014

2 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure to be fair, we think 35 C is cold so

"Good morning!" He shouts, at twenty five to six in the evening.

I use to ride that line everyday to work, and get off at Bayshore station that you flew by. 😁

a song by The Prodigy, that gave me a lengthy giggle

HEP isn’t the main engine. It’s a separate engine that powers a generator that creates electricity for the passenger cars.

@justahillbilly7777

4 жыл бұрын

That's an option. HEP can either be ran off of an extra alternator that's run from the main engine, or it can be supplied by a separate engine and generator. But Caltrain's MP36's have it supplied by a separate engine. That's what the C in their full classification stands fer.

@anthonypecoraro5472

4 жыл бұрын

steammaster4449 That’s what’s in the video, so that’s why I explained it that way.

Colonel: sorry about the passing train. Me: its fine. Colonel: what’s it called Umm... Me: ummm Dunno. Colonel: Train. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well, let's see if we can create one. This was the best episode of Train Sim World I've seen so far. I'm dying, hopefully I don't keel over onto the throttle backwards. That'll let a breeze in. Oh what a great video for a Friday.

Colonel, the dynamic brakes only work after the train's had a think about using them. They even started working briefly before you switched them off.

@novicrider6409

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong

@pootispiker2866

2 жыл бұрын

@@novicrider6409 ok boomer

In Toronto, where I’m from, we have the MPH40-3C which is the big brother to the MPH36-3C. It’s similar in design but has 400HP more and can be converted to run full electric.

@ppolow

3 жыл бұрын

It would be great if TSW would make a map based off of GO... im not sure if a DLC map would be released in the future?

I have to say that listening to your rambles is an entertaining way to spend some time, there are not much better ways but lots worse.

6:30 That’s something the risk analysis of the drivers controls didn’t even consider!

I think that it's great that loco class names trip so easily off the tongue.

Great Video! I love your sense of humor. It makes watching the gameplay much more enjoyable!

H.E.P., Head End Power is just the lights and AC and all that for the passengers. The move-y bits are fine.

@rickboivin7732

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the toilets just failed!

@yerolo

4 жыл бұрын

...and yet all the lights in the passenger cars are still on. (as seen around the 23min mark - before he attempts to reset it). The reset fails and the game says it has failed completely....and then when he runs through the passenger cars to get to the cab car you can see all the lights on as normal. It would be nice if when something is meant to fail as part of a scenario...it actually, you know.....fails

Brilliant, had us in fits of giggles all the way!

Thank god you still had the bell on I thought I had tinnitus! Awesome video

"I'm a big fan of unnecessary attention to details" LOL

Cheers so much, I just could not shut that car cab down at the end until watching this 😀

Great work...True rail therapy...Thumbs UP!!! Big like from Romania

always good to know who the driver is at the sharp end of your train if it's yours truly catch the next one, most of the passengers end up as basket cases if they stay on, on the assumption of "it will be alright". it never is.

I enjoyed this episode of Train Sim as I do live in the San Francisco Bay Area. The overpasses in the Bay Area should all be certified and retrofitted to be "earthquake safe". I do enjoy the channel, keep the dozer gassed up for emergency destruction.

I'm sure all those concrete bridges are totally safe, Colonel - built with the best anti-earthquake technology from the middle of the last century! (And barely maintained since) Nothing to worry about.

@robertvirginiabeach

4 жыл бұрын

After all, it's only a few dozen miles from where that double deck highway collapsed in an earthquake about a quarter century ago. I don't know how visible it would be but I saw some proposals to wrap bridge columns with something to reduce the chances the concrete would crumble in an earthquake.

Nice trains ! 👏 NHS ! 👏

“Pulse my ditch lights!” 😂 RIP Keith Flint.

🎶Pulse my ditch lights, Smack my... Hitch hikers... Eaaaheeyheeaheyyyee 🎶

"oy passangers trains broken, that's why you lot are sititing in the dark, I'm going to fiddle with power buttons, if you hear noises, thats because trains broken, sit back relax and hope we don't explode in a deadly fire ball" me: oh so thats why it got so dark

You should try out the Frankfurt U-Bahn system on Train Simulator 2020, you can play with quite a few buttons over there, most importantly the buttons on the machine that sets up the train destination signs and station announcements. Not sure if it would make for compelling video, but you might find it amusing.

train's broken steggs

Gosh... I had to keep backing the video up a tad so I could get all of those numbers into my diary. But I got them! ;) I've noted that the train broke and that it wasn't your fault... just in case someone wants to know in several years... you never know. I think the broken part was the shutting down things... 'cause they took so much effort to shut down.

Considering the relative positions of San Francisco and San Jose that flat area next to the tracks is probably San Francisco Bay or a salt marsh bordering it.

I was gonna install this.. but its like half a TB lmao. I'll just sit on the Colonels train. Don't worry... I bought a ticket this time.

OH MY GOD ....the Colonel ACTUALLY ran a passenger route WITHOUT doing a S.P.A.D. having a boiler explosion of running off the rails .... IT IS THE END TIMES!

If I had more freedom with route selection beyond just California....I would pick up this loco and consist because it's the same setup as my local Go Transit in Southern Ontario. The day they come out with GO Transit, they have a purchase.

A Gold Medal Careful now you’ll lose that Amateur Status your so proud of.

Odd design with a spacious, streamlined modern cabin at one end and a tiny cupboard at the other. Saves the cost of having an engine at each end I suppose.

You are correct; there is only one engine and if it failed as completely as this scenario says it did, you wouldn't be able to take the train back to SF.

@pootispiker2866

7 күн бұрын

No, there is a second engine that generates power for the passengers. That's what the second radiator section and exhaust pipe is about.

I like this train

I expected you to do a high speed derailment, but disappointed that you didn't. Now want to see you derail in Derail Valley.

Oh yay it’s Colonel Failure

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Last time I checked, yes.

Pulse my ditch lights! _dance music intensifies_ Pulse my ditch lights!

Always impressed by your ability to make the most of your end section. One wonders if you're you still using the trade/ professional nom-de-plume Sugar Maple or was it Mabel, Sugar .. Dat-de-Dah .. De-dat-da-Dahhh .. Boom-De-Bump De-Bump-Bump .. Bump. No! That's not the Blatman Theme .. that goes Dinner-Dinner-Dinner-Dinner: Blatman. ;o)

Lmao I would totally ride if you were driving. Colonel: sorry guys trains broken, that's why the lights are off Me: ok Colonel: oh, and if you hear grinding noises, ignore it. Me: umm... Ok Colonel: so just sit back and relax and hope we don't explode. Everyone: PANIC!!!

6:43 Unstoppable reference :D

@lordhumor6541

4 жыл бұрын

Fox Luc LMFAOOO

We need the Colonel to do flight simming!

@journeythroughtherails5294

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you. I’m am a 50 year old mother with grandchildren and a girl dog! I’m proud to say you should never do fighting! Where are you parents?!

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

4 жыл бұрын

Oh man. With a keyboard. Now that would be hilarious. To be fair, I've been flight simming for a two weeks now, and I can't still land an aircraft properly. Mouse yoke helps, only a little though.

@thebautzfluencer

4 жыл бұрын

@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 You need at least a xbox controller to get any sense of steering (roll and yaw control)

Still waiting for Pacific Surfliners.

TSW 2020 now multiplayer already? I can just imagine 60 online players sharing the tracks on any particular continent.

The blank screen is for Positive Train Control (which is sort of like ETCS if you know what that is. Otherwise just google it :p ). The screen does nothing right now because PTC has not yet been rolled out on the Peninsula Corridor IRL Also, if you're going to be doing more Caltrain, this pdf will probably help. signals.jovet.net/rules/Caltrain%20Signal%20Rules.pdf The flashing red with no other color was a speed restricting signal, not an absolute stop (which is solid red with no other color and no number plate), so you were fine to keep going. As for learning signal aspects, don't focus on "all of these mean this," as it gets confusing really quickly focus more on "this is what all of these have in common for this aspect." The bad news is that Caltrain, Union Pacific, and BNSF all differ _just_ enough to make you pull your hair out :p

Please play Zusi 3. The level of carnage you would bring is just too alluring to pass up. Plus Run 8, but thats me.

40:30 That gantry had a _blinking_ red signal. I think that means restricted speed or something. Not really sure. Not sure if they use the same signaling as the freight operator there. Though blinking red is probably not full stop.

@Narpets2112

4 жыл бұрын

Most likely indicated restricted speed instead of a clear or lunar.

@pootispiker2866

7 күн бұрын

If it's not all red it's not red at all!

Does anybody know how to turn on passagenger lights in the MP36PH-3C?

Not sure if it's offered in any dlc, but you should see if they have the ACE train running to/from Stockton/San Jose. If you do, you can wave to me as you pass through Livermore!

lol I love the announcements. How do you make the sound and change voice?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

I edit the audio as part of making the videos. Not in the game, sorry.

Mp15dc caltrain dlc coming soon to tsw.

Surely a coincidence. In the news one day ago "1 struck, killed by Caltrain while walking on tracks in Sunnyvale, officials say"

Hola amigos

Do you know the way to San Jose? I don't know if the Colonel does, but Dionne Warwick did.:)

more More MORE I WANT MORE MORE MORE TSW

The most annoying things of this video were the overspeed from playing eith the visor and the bell being on for almost the whole journey.

@IndianaNorthWestern

4 жыл бұрын

Alright, he just turned the bell off after it being on for a long time

Looks like a cockpit of a 737 to me

0:45 Colonel Failure rattles of random letters as triplets - TRIPLETS - walks past the camera on the left side of the platform

@jimskam

4 жыл бұрын

29:00 Next week in Airplane Sim Wold 2020, Colonel Failure opens the front windows and repeats "That's gonna make for a nice breeze"

@jimskam

4 жыл бұрын

33:00 Phantasmagorical? THE worst video game ever made?!?

I think it was the over speed light that broke

@rickboivin7732

4 жыл бұрын

The Colonel's escapades are usually done without the safety systems active (not sure if that's deliberate or TSW scenario default). There was one video where he was gallivanting around with the camera and returned to find the train stopped. He didn't hear the alerter/vigilance device and been given a penalty application for his troubles. He'd go stark raving if he had to respond to the alerter, overspeed, signals, etc. Besides, he hasn't broken a train since... last video.

i take this train alot except now corona virus kinda makes it a no go

Well when you get to a crossing or enother train coming blow the horn

Long time no see my friend Mr.Obama

Do you know the way to San Jose?

48:00 Maybe because of the door being open?

Can someone confirm what spec of PC this is running on? Thanks.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

I'm running quite a beefy set up for video purposes: Intel i9 9900k 32 GB RAM GeForce GTX 1080ti

San Jose to San Fran big glitch. 5 trains can't get into the station.. Dovetail fixes nothing..

I am trying to use the trailer on this but it gives absolutely no power. I have brakes cut in and blown, key on 3 switches on reverser in forward doors off and deselected HEP for compressor on but it does not move. Even with procedure followed as before but it still does not move. Why is this not moving? I also can't get any of the services with the Nippon Sharyo set to enter San Francisco due to the signals not allowing them in section south of 22nd st and the Bombardier set can't seem to move at all anymore.

@bigdikboiCJ

Жыл бұрын

wot oh look its u again well then if u a railyard employee then u know how to work the train properly and wot is nippon sheryo that is not railroad term for anything besides u reported for saying false laws on that other channel so jost sft up alrady

@FM60260

Жыл бұрын

@@bigdikboiCJ Nippon Sharyo built the coaching stock set that runs with the F40PH on the Peninsular Corridor

@bigdikboiCJ

Жыл бұрын

@@FM60260 wrong their made by BUDD

bruh the next video on my auto play was a train crash compilation lol

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

They were probably driving with a higher level of competence.

@xigma5538

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure Indeed

The train does not tilt its the banking of the track

actually San Fran should be called central cal... I live 300 mi north on the coast which is truly NorCal.

@afacelessname1378

4 жыл бұрын

Most Brits don't know the greography of the US and they certainly don't cromprehend the distances. As I lved in Texas for about 14 years I understanf BIG!!

@lnrbry

4 жыл бұрын

As a fellow NorCal Coaster. I agree. I wished i could adequately describe just how awesome this part of the world is.

@Dearestandme

4 жыл бұрын

@@afacelessname1378 perfectly understandable....but even in my own state the media especially in SoCAL, don't understand the locations/distances

@JohnMatz

4 жыл бұрын

When your from LA, Northern California is basically anything north of “The Valley” (San Fernando) 😛

6:30 I've done that, it's not as exciting as you'd think.

Where’s the homeless pooping on the platforms?

You have permission to waist as many time as you want ( especially if it's in your job description ). Let's watch a footpath. : p ( even when it's not from Dovetail Games )

I tell you something that America has to do with their trains that England and Germany don’t have. Level tracks 😂

hello

Hello

Why is an American locomotive right hand drive, pray tell?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

For the same reason UK locomotives are left hand drive... all the trackside goodies you need to pay attention to are on that side of the track.

@gordonmcmillan883

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure Worth knowing, ta.

How to download this game?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Steam is your go-to store.

@journeythroughtherails5294

4 жыл бұрын

Colonel Failure Or on XBOX

the morale of this video colonel failure should not be given a real train to drive not even a toy train set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, I just bought this train. And downloaded and it installed. And it didn’t even show up in train sim world. I reset my Xbox, and I even let it wait. Still not there. What a waste of money

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

It'll be there. It only runs on specific scenarios and timetables however.

@journeythroughtherails5294

4 жыл бұрын

Colonel Failure I bought it yesterday. In the afternoon. Please tell me when it will show up. This is urgent

@journeythroughtherails5294

4 жыл бұрын

Colonel Failure And does it even work on Xbox?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

It won't appear in the menu like a route does - it run on the Peninsula route, so load that as usual then check scenarios and timetables/service mode to find a Baby Bullet option.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously, if you play on Xbox you'll have needed to buy the Xbox version (it's obvious, but worth mentioning) - if you bought it on Steam it won't work on your XB

That's not the train tilting, it's the track having a bank angle

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415th like

horn

is the talk in game ore was it u

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

It was me.

The SF golden gate bridge fell off into the homeless fecal matter.🤣👎🤣👎

dud

That's Rubbish! 🤣