Calling Your Son an Asshole - Ron Funches
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Ron Funches explains why he feels justified in calling his kid an “asshole” and recalls his job as a human billboard.
Original airdate: August 30, 2013
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Parenting, in a nutshell: "I'm not confident in all the decisions I'm making...but I know you should not be eating a mouse pad right now!" Truth.
@marissatorres5279
4 жыл бұрын
Kayla Kraft as a new-ish mom to a 2 year old boy, I feel this quote more than ever most of my days now 😂
@SAM-ru4vx
4 жыл бұрын
@@marissatorres5279 you're lucky.....your kids don't run in to walls by accident.
@marissatorres5279
4 жыл бұрын
OLE SammyOLE Lol I’m sure that day is coming 😅 my younger brother did that when he was little too!
@srami004
4 жыл бұрын
Oh you poor thing.
@MichelleDespres
4 жыл бұрын
Kayla Kraft better than tide pods and pot brownies
That smile after he boldly called his child an asshole is such a dad thing 😂
@CS-ui4qj
Жыл бұрын
every good father takes pride in it when they say their son is an asshole. lol
I love his demeanor and delivery
@thecam0073
4 жыл бұрын
Vella Bella omg i had to re-read that because my subconscious read “misdemeanor”.
@jourdenbroxton387
4 жыл бұрын
Aye 420 likes😂good job 😂
Wow, I forgot how much Ron has really changed over the years.
@woozie___
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah what's going on here? Is it an old clip? I thought he was way smaller now
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
4 жыл бұрын
@@woozie___ Yeah, old clip
@user-xc1sx6hp8p
4 жыл бұрын
I’m loving his return funnier bigger
@A6Legit
4 жыл бұрын
@@woozie___ I was confused af. Thought he might have put weight back on.
@youhaveayds8975
4 жыл бұрын
@@A6Legit this is from 2013 lmao
Damn never saw this guy before... Didn’t know the tone of a voice could be such a killer punchline 😂😂😂
@jck1794
4 жыл бұрын
tone of voice and delivery is literally like 75% of a punchline lol
@Robopercy
3 жыл бұрын
@@jck1794 I accidentally came back to this video after forgetting about it.. But I meant his consistent overall tone throughout the video. I don’t know/remember if he talks like that usually, but either way his self awareness to the point that he spoke low and softly for the entire 5/6 minute set as a subtle setup to his final punchline of yelling one sentence as his closing joke. Even though they’re clearly some of the best comedians I don’t think people like Eddie Murphy, Griffon or kevin hart would have had the same impact using the exact same material because of they tend to be loud and exciting already. This felt like a Dave Chapelle type of delivery/setup and I was just admiring it, that’s all
"My sons a 10 yr old psychopath" he says in the voice of hannibal lecter
YO COMEDY CENTRAL HOW LONG YOU HOLD ONTO THESE CLIPS FOR FAM? THE DUDE LIKE 2XS SMALLER NOW
@NotReallyRebecca
4 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna say that lol
@joeyalen275
4 жыл бұрын
Is that what happened? I was wondering how much food he ate since the joe rogan podcast lol
@joek6782
4 жыл бұрын
Joey Alen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeyalen275
4 жыл бұрын
Joe K I completely forgot he talked about it on the podcast too man.
@jeqmilo
4 жыл бұрын
His kid he 21 now
Waiting for him to say, “Oh that’s naaaaasti”
@neuro7046
4 жыл бұрын
PROTOSTAR 😂😂😂😂
@sonnydee5135
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
@infernape494
4 жыл бұрын
bro i noticed his voice like halfway through
@jovaniricks9035
4 жыл бұрын
He do sound like Cleveland
@globlocka4764
4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Ion need no new friends”-just my 💭 BEAUTIFUL!!!🤣😭😭
My ad for this was IHOP, more pancakes beeeotch
My husband is autism spectrum and gifted with the darkest most brilliant sense of humor I have ever witnessed. His jokes come from a place of being hyper logical and hyper realistic and his social commentary would just blow your mind. It's incredible. We definitely make jokes about each other's disorders (I have severe ADHD) that do not fly in the company of others, but it's how we cope with the difficulties of a neurodiverse household 🖤
This man reintroduced me to lunchables. Before him I thought you had to be in school to eat those. Blew my freaking mind
He could definitely be a live action Cleveland Brown
@Not_what_it_used_to_be
4 жыл бұрын
But no
@X--hu2gk
4 жыл бұрын
He's kind of if ripping it off if he doesn't talk like that when he's not on stage.
@DigitalDash7
4 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s naaaaasty
@dorthesmeby1869
4 жыл бұрын
Damn I actually googled to see if it was him dubbing Cleveland -very similar voice;-) Ha ha ha -I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!
@willkoestner4159
3 жыл бұрын
Nah. He's just Ron
I saw this man a few months back. One of the best shows I've ever seen.
More pancakes beeeatch 😂😂😂😂
@ambull80
4 жыл бұрын
Yo! Killed me!
@fngherbo5972
4 жыл бұрын
Boss Levels 🤣
@h00pla434
3 жыл бұрын
Actually that's pretty cool
Duuude, that "I DONT NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!!" killed me.
@IntegrityGames
4 жыл бұрын
why? because you "felt that"?
@chayjay1956
4 жыл бұрын
@@IntegrityGames because it caught me off guard. Prick
Treating your kid like an equal is what matters. If they're being an asshole then they deserve to know the same as anyone else.
@zakredman3391
4 жыл бұрын
@Diamond Bourne Why can't a parent be a friend to their child? Never understood why people have a hard time with that.
@blahblahblahyasmine4515
4 жыл бұрын
@John A. exactly, let children unfold into who they are not what you want them to be and offer guidance *and* acceptance to them. Being equals/humans/friends in any relationship has to be a meeting in the middle bringing the totality of the authentic selves from all sides to best make it work. Children are no exception.
@blahblahblahyasmine4515
4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Red children absorb and recognize the emotions going on in and around them. I am not suggesting emotional labor, I am suggesting explaining things to them as a human being versus emotionally/physically abandoning them and/or emotionally/physically abusing them. I don't know how else to explain that to you.
@blahblahblahyasmine4515
4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Red treat children as capable human beings on their path to becoming healthy, prosperous adult human beings.
@nateypotatey2106
4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Red You are an absolute moron. I guarantee you're an anti-vaxxer.
2:05 His giggle 😄 He's soo funny! 😂
@DebtFreeDee
4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson 🤣🤣 Not yet, but I'm working on it 😄
@Madaragun
4 жыл бұрын
The hell is this Tinder?
@DebtFreeDee
4 жыл бұрын
@@Madaragun 😄
I like when comedians laugh at their jokes
@IntegrityGames
4 жыл бұрын
I like when losers in the comment section tell me they think things are funny
@heytherescooterboys922
4 жыл бұрын
@@IntegrityGames why are you the way that you are lol
@somethingfunny4332
4 жыл бұрын
Hey There Scooter Boys lmao, imagine living your life as integrity games
@llaser1433
2 жыл бұрын
@@somethingfunny4332 lmao just imagine
The statue of liberty popin and lockin had me rolling. That was the last thing I expected him to say 😂😂😂
@nowayjose5466
4 жыл бұрын
Just as he said it I read this at the same time lol
@lifeas_jaz
4 жыл бұрын
@@nowayjose5466 Me too!
The mousepad thing has me dying. As im sitting here rolling my mouse upon a lumpy mousepad..
@joshuawilt4918
2 жыл бұрын
On the this show where comedians talk about times when they got really high on hallucinations, the friend he is talking about tells the story he refers to. I can’t remember who it was though.
I have an autistic kid and I've been on mushrooms so I'd say he's pretty accurate lol.
"Some people don't like when I call my ten year old disabled son an asshole..." It made my morning.
Damn, shout out to Ron for staying dedicated. Seeing older videos really puts his hard work into perspective. Total body transformation, well done sir.
Ron's voice is too good, it's perfect for comedy & fatherhood! 🤣😂 As a parent of a 17 year old I am so connected with the frustration
Well you made me cry from laughing ty bro
@wavefields
4 жыл бұрын
he used to kill but his style changed it seems, check out his podcast it’s great
Well if there’s ever a Family Guy movie....
@igethighhighhigh
4 жыл бұрын
J A he knew what he was doing 😂
@newpancakeman
4 жыл бұрын
He can play lois
When I hear Ron Funches I laughs a whole bunches
@Murcxrrie
Жыл бұрын
jesus christ.
I like his slower style, it reminds me of one of my southern friends. Relaxing and entertaining
I love this man. If you ever need another child, I've stopped growing at 4"ll. Lemme know.
I've been missing Ron, good to see him again. I miss @Midnight, it was a great way to see a bunch of awesome comedians frequently.
@andersonneil2293
4 жыл бұрын
He has a great podcast called getting better and his recent special was dope
@dontedoestuff
4 жыл бұрын
He and Doug Benson were always the best on @midnight
@maryrosekent8223
4 жыл бұрын
K Brown I miss @Midnight so much-it introduced me to so very many wonderful comedians. My faves (in alphabetical order): • Maria Bamford • Doug Benson • Ron Funches • Tiffany Haddish • Natasha Leggero • Aisha Tyler
@DavidBDavis-lz7bt
3 жыл бұрын
@@maryrosekent8223 I used to like Michelle Wolf on @Midnight. Sexy as duck(lol).
Such an enjoyable person. 😄
So Jordan Peele was doing a Ron Funches impression everytime he made a Wendell skit
Best poem ever... :)
@fngherbo5972
4 жыл бұрын
Madness by Design I swear it’s accurate though 🤣
he sounds like a high pitched cleveland brown
@xavierperez5593
4 жыл бұрын
Lol someone said he sound like Clevland Brown but with a deep voice
@xavierharris4282
4 жыл бұрын
Yo he is a real life Cleveland brown lol
@chrisr8159
4 жыл бұрын
Xavier Harris forrealz word up brotha!
@tyler20647brad
4 жыл бұрын
TJ Thunder yea Cleveland is so funny they cancelled his show
Why he sound like Cleveland brown and Hubert from family guy mixed together 😭 but he look like grown up junior
Damn he got him self good looking since this video. Props man, keep it going!
When he yelled 😂😂😂😂😂 I felt that in my soul.
The tv show Undateable that he's in together with Chris D'elia is funny af
@parker3295
4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson ever heard of Google?
@Andrew-qi4bu
4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson lol fr
@parker3295
4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson Damn just some friendly advice
@alexandercanella4479
4 жыл бұрын
@@parker3295 as a fellow asshole, let's not pretend that your comment was friendly at all lol
@Andy2knives
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao this thread is the best
Didnt i just watch a clip where he was much thinner? Barely recognize him.
@tv9164
4 жыл бұрын
This was in 2013
Omg. I drooled on myself laughing. 😂💀
Sounds like Cleveland
@jamalcole1985
4 жыл бұрын
lol bruh i just made a comment about that
@thebeautyofafrica4402
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamalcole1985 great minds think alike
@IntegrityGames
4 жыл бұрын
why, because Cleveland is voiced by a white man? yeah, true, people can "sound" like whatever they want. your three words make no sense, why don't you clarify some more
Love the Parliament shout out Ron.
@tremekamoore7216
4 жыл бұрын
Alex Rosser gettin down just for the funk of it
I be so upset when I'm out! I'm weak asf right now😂😂😂😂
Lol his delivery makes me laugh😆
He sounds like he was that one really smart kid in class that pissed off everyone else with just answer a question
Bunches of Funches with the well needed laughs today! Thank you for that
When he kissed his poem before putting it away.. I love this man so much
This dude's a legend
'Dis guy, all about delivery and storytelling using great metaphors 👌 Great standup!
god damn this man is funny!
his “here’s skittles” bit came on tv when i was a kid and i remember my brother and i’s minds were blown, that’s one of the funniest things i have ever heard to this day. i looked at my brother like “dude we just discovered one of the best comics of all time”
I find this fantastic because for one, I am Autistic as well and oddly enough, I look hilariously and uncannily like Ron Funches and he is hilarious.
Watching my daughter grow I can see she's heading this way.I'm going to be the pinata though
Why does he sound like Cleveland from family Guy😆😆😆 I can't right now.
Ron is sooooo fuckin calm and smooth talking. It kinda freaks me out lol. I love it
this guy is actually hilarious lol, its always nice to see talent in comics that arent as mainstream as others.
Hilarious!!!! First time seeing one of his stand ups lpl
@stanfordgaming1328
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr Hmu!
@Regimeshifts
4 жыл бұрын
oh, you in for treat. hes really enjoyable and fun to watch
My classroom teacher at highschool entrance ceremony : "Go on talk to your new classmates!" Me who had make friend at junior high but ended up forgetting me: 5:28
The last joke, wow, You are a true ARTIST 🤙🤣
God bless comedians they make my days 10 times better !
If a live action Futurama ever gets made he is Hermes. His story about his son is all the audition i needed.
this guy is really good . Funny and positive, something I needed a dose of today. Thank you!
First time seeing your work!
@DS-cp5su
4 жыл бұрын
I once saw a dude in his 40s hit on a girl who was like my age (23-24) in the reply section to a comment she posted on a KZread video. I thought it was funny and clowned him for it. But after seeing your thumbnail. I get it now.
@alicecheran3273
4 жыл бұрын
@@DS-cp5su lolllll
the satisfaction in "VANQUISH THEM." I can't
He talks so gently... I really like it
Ron is like zen master or the Dalai Lama of comedy! 😂😎👌🏽
Absolutely loved it! So original and so complexly simple. Outstanding comedy sir
He is delightfully funny. My first time seeing him.
Legend in the making. Hope he goes big. Get you some Cleveland Brown
The way he talks lmao, and the way he changed when he read his poem. perfect lol
This dude is Cleveland Brown for real lol I'm sold on this one. Someone should definitely hire him to do some live action skits....
Do you know the long term effects of juuling?
@om3gagange49
4 жыл бұрын
⚰️
@crashtheproducer9737
4 жыл бұрын
So I ain’t the only one who got that ad 😂
@dremoore9436
4 жыл бұрын
Well I do know that in all the studies done of these people ending up in the hospital show that only 17% denied using THC or CBD carts they got off the street. That being said it’s not juul killing people is dumb asses smoking vitamin E in their vapes. Everyone isn’t so stupid though 👍🏻
One of the only videos on this channel I have actually laughed out loud the entire time
Bro always kills me😂😂😂
mans is hilarious, gotta get more of him on stage
I love his delivery and general demeanor.
anyone else think he sounds like old greg the entire time?
I hit like even before watching it. It's the title of the clip, it speaks to my soul 🖤💁♀️
Dammit! I go to say he sounds like Cleveland Brown and of course its the first comment🤣🤣
3:18 the little hand gesture is a really nice touch
I need more!
"I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!" 🤣
He’s so amazing and this set just kills it.
I'm glad I'm not the only one getting a Cleveland Brown vibe lol
Love this person on family Guy.
Best.Poem.EVR 👏🏽👏🏽
Last one should of been i call that were my friends gone 🤣🤣
Ron Funches, I ♥️ You SO MUCH!
Tell me the truth, he’s the voice of Cleveland brown isn’t he?
@stopcryingalready
4 жыл бұрын
R. Jazmine no Cleveland has a white voice actor
@shelsparkle2691
4 жыл бұрын
stopcryingalready oh nice he needs to be replaced
"I thought me dressed as Lady Liberty dancing to One Nation Under a Groove has to be a skinheads version of the apocalypse " 😂😂😂 I want a tshirt that says this!!
ron funches is one of my favorite people
I remember him voicing that funny guy (Cooper) in trolls. He was my favorite 😊
I love it!
This is how you treat people that are disabled. No different than anybody else. That’s how you truly can show them respect and compassion. They are human like anyone else
i like watching ron funchess now and then watching his older stuff after. gives me a weird trip.
funny guy! first time seeing him and dont regret one second of it.
It's a damned good thing I was on the toilet whilst watching this because I just totally shat!
This guy and Cleveland Brown lowkey have the same energy😭😭😭
I wanted to hear some jokes about Loretta.😁