LOL "20489..... yep". The sarcasm of these videos is some next level stuff.

@smartereveryday

8 жыл бұрын

+SmarterEveryDay LOL the "75 divided by 14 subtract 5 multiplied by 14 test".

@evanhagen7084

8 жыл бұрын

+SmarterEveryDay its got a ruler so you can measure how long you've been calculating for😂

@livedandletdie

8 жыл бұрын

+SmarterEveryDay Wait a second, Destin I expected you to have heard about the 75 divided by 14 subtract 5 multiplied by 14 test.

@melissacorrea8732

6 жыл бұрын

reply if you take apart calculators for fun

@melissacorrea8732

6 жыл бұрын

comedy with a mix of calculators

2 square root x 2 square root = disappointment

@morningmadera

8 жыл бұрын

+1000FOF What? That is exactly what they teach you in maths classes nowadays ...

@robin-vt1qj

8 жыл бұрын

+CeaoS k

@unvergebeneid

8 жыл бұрын

+1000FOF sqrt(2)*sqrt(2) is of course 2 and since we already know that two is company but three's a crowd, it follows that company = disappointment and disappointment + 1 = a crowd.

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

Yes. In this case: √2 × √2 ≤ disappointment. Fact.

@AureliusR

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths You forgot the Bling calculator I sent :(

'Doesn't work in any size bin, unless you give it a hug' 😂😂😂

@Quintinohthree

8 жыл бұрын

Don't tell the chemistry department.

@uzairazme

8 жыл бұрын

ahahah

@dogeasaurusrex7421

8 жыл бұрын

+Quintinohthree Why? Do they not like hugs?

@cleetose

8 жыл бұрын

Do you have to hug the calculator? Or the bin?

@dogeasaurusrex7421

8 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, the bin hugs you.

This was phenomenal. Please make many many many more

@numberphile

8 жыл бұрын

+Myles Kornfeld I suspect we might do more! ;)

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

What, calculators or calculator unboxing videos?

@NotMeInc

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths Why not both?

@myleskornfeld8582

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths both

@akosslemmer4603

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths everything where I can see calculators!

I never thought that one day i would watch a calculator unboxing...

@austininflorida

8 жыл бұрын

You should watch the rest of them. They are hysterical.

@jpchevron

8 жыл бұрын

The others are more funny.

@MrCamoga

8 жыл бұрын

+jpchevron i'm disappointed with this unboxing :(

@Apfelstrudelmann

8 жыл бұрын

#Bamboo

@rubenramos3858

8 жыл бұрын

austininflorida Will do on my free time!

This isn't your average every-day sarcasm. This is... Advanced sarcasm.

@Isacc142

8 жыл бұрын

+TrankWithAnR It's called British humor.

@evilcam

8 жыл бұрын

+TrankWithAnR This. Is. PARKER! *does calculations in trash bins* You should see the Numberphile where Brady followed him around while he explained the present to those they think will be watching in the future. Search for Why 1980 was a great year to be born...but 2184 will be better.

@kikazz91

8 жыл бұрын

banter I believe they call it

@hnaht321

8 жыл бұрын

+Isacc142 British humor is no laughing matter.

@yaminerenri

8 жыл бұрын

+Isacc142 what is British humor

Do the "1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12" test.

@ruinenlust_

8 жыл бұрын

+Horror Versions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@SpaghettiToaster

8 жыл бұрын

+Horror Versions Calculators don't do wrong cesaro multiplications.

@frecio231

5 жыл бұрын

even i felt pain for that

7:01 - I'm disappointed he didn't comment on the 0-3 sad onions on the back.

@debestisme

8 жыл бұрын

+MisterM2402 Yeah I thought it was quite important that you weren't allowed to use the numbers 0-3

@AuroraNemoia

8 жыл бұрын

+Reece_27 you just missed an Ashens reference... congratulations!

@AuroraNemoia

8 жыл бұрын

Reece_27 i'm saying that you should be disappointed of not knowing what it is... if you like this kind of video, Ashens should be right up your alley!

@debestisme

8 жыл бұрын

I'll be sure to check it out :)

@AakeTraak

8 жыл бұрын

+MisterM2402 Not an Ashens review...

Why did I get excited when I saw that a new calculator unboxing is up? I really need to get a life.

@cosmicphoto05

8 жыл бұрын

+­ ­ No, it means that your heart is in the right place. :)

@late_arvie

8 жыл бұрын

+Benjamin Green Awww, man. That was sweet.

@PieEatinSuicideGrunt

8 жыл бұрын

Calculator unboxing is life

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

Calculators are love, calculators are life.

@Xeaurado

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths Well, that's a good argument :D

Giving your binder calculator a hug is one of the best decisions you will make in your life, it has been very useful in emergency calculations where all I have is a bin.

Was I the only one who thought that picking up the ball and solving the maze was a great way to demonstrate the use of higher dimensions to solve spatial problems?

@nuclearwarfareaw

8 жыл бұрын

No.

@CraftQueenJr

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely _not_ .

"You can measure on one side how long you've been calculating for." Lmfao I love this.

haha you actually took the calculator too the Maldives.

@numberphile

8 жыл бұрын

+Joachim Idland of course... first thing packed.

8 жыл бұрын

+Numberphile It's a neat way of getting a holiday* as a business expense. * Location shoot :)

@user93237

8 жыл бұрын

+Joachim Idland *Maldivides

Best unboxing on KZread. No discussion please.

Number enthusiasts aren't meant to be this funny.

@Minecraftster148790

8 жыл бұрын

Check out stand up maths, that is his main maths channel

@habdochkeineahnung

8 жыл бұрын

+hivetyrant7 its a brave new world

@GamesFromSpace

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I didn't count on this being so amusing. It really added up to more than the sum of its parts, even if it was pretty divisive.

@habdochkeineahnung

8 жыл бұрын

Joshua Pearce badum tss...

@Triantalex

10 ай бұрын

false.

"Let's calculate!" That should be the official Numberphile motto imo

"√2 x √2 = disappointment" 😂

on a serious note ( B# ), could you go over the myriad of "calculator test equations" and explain what foibles they expose?

@yetanothertubeuser

8 жыл бұрын

+Animuldok B# is a serious note?

@Animuldok

8 жыл бұрын

+yetanothertubeuser youbetcha ;)

@vnz88

8 жыл бұрын

+Animuldok Be Sharp: perfect life motto

@m8e

8 жыл бұрын

This is A minor joke.

@Friek555

8 жыл бұрын

+yetanothertubeuser It's just a fancy C to my ears...

That calculator with the maze on the back was absolutely... good

I love the dry, random humor and arbitrary rankings. It's a beautiful satire of reviews in general!

"You can measure on one side how LONG you've been calculating for." Haha!

I don't know why, but I love these. Plus Matt is actually pretty funny....................for a mathematician.

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

Ah… thanks?

@dylanica3387

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths Don't take that lightly! He just insulted your trade!

@dudhauwhejrnrk

8 жыл бұрын

+Mark G |Matt is actually pretty funny. Fixed That For You

@David_Last_Name

8 жыл бұрын

+Mark G I think he also does some stand up comedy, which means you could also say he's pretty mathy for a comic.

@8bit_pineapple

8 жыл бұрын

+Mark G What? The best writers on the Simpsons, or my favorite, Futurama were Mathematicians. Mathematicians have a great sense of humor... though some are a bit anti-social to show it xD

Actually quite happy for the return of Calculator Unboxings! Thank you! Can we have some more please?

"it doesn't work in any bin, unless you give it a hug" Wow... that actually made me laught like a silly person. xD

Where on earth did you film the beach scenes? And why isn't there a clip of Matt in his swim shorts chilling at the beach?

@habdochkeineahnung

8 жыл бұрын

+22NightWing its easy. hes so white he would burst into flames when exposed to direct sunlight. it was a stunt-clone of him.

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

The closest you'll get to seeing me in my swimwear is 7:14 here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/f5ltyKWEftmocqg.htmlm14s

@Spender604

8 жыл бұрын

+22NightWing That's just your typical UK beach

@22NightWing

8 жыл бұрын

standupmaths Oh my...

@calebmerritt8788

8 жыл бұрын

+CCcrafted That's what I thought too, it's hilarious to think of him bringing that calculator on the plane and then to the beach to film it being washed away.

I adore these videos. Thanks, you guys, for making me laugh.

These videos are gold. Cutting open the bag was the best part.

5:00 , This apostrophe is actually what you put in for Digit grouping in my country. But I think we're one of few.

Best staples commercial I've ever watched

I work at Staples, and this was great =)

This is the only calculator review anyone will ever need for these

The problem with the maze on the last calculator is that the maze might distract you from doing your maths. Are they saying math isn't entertaining enough?

@ToMeK3001pro

7 жыл бұрын

Linkaru no, no no, the maze is the main part, but when you get bored, you still have a calc on the back

lol this is the best unboxing on youtube

I almost spit out my coffee when he explained the +/- button.

Matt Parker knows where the banter is at. How he manages to make a calculator a discussion of hilariousness is beyond me. Keep em coming

You're quite probably the best calculator unboxer I've ever seen.

My phone calculator passes all the accuracy tests and it's the most portable. Joke's on you Mrs. Redman, remember when you said "You won't always have a calculator with you when you grow up!"? FOOL!

I'm gonna buy that bling calculator and go show the local gangs to boost my street cred

I live for these videos! I'd literally watch them everyday 😂😂

'It doesn't work in any size bin, unless you give it a hug.'

You guys should have a top gear like list of the best calculators.

that last one was a-maze-ing

"Doesn't work in ANY sized bin" I LAUGHED TOO HARD DURING THIS VIDEO HAHAHAHAHA

I've heard the 'can't do calculations in a bin' joke before but they make me laugh every time. Especially the bit with the hug. Amazing.

Starving kids in Africa could have eaten those calculators😱

@nuclearwarfareaw

8 жыл бұрын

There's Mercury in the calculators. It says Hg.

@lopyus

7 жыл бұрын

No, there are Hugs in the calculator

I'm a simple man: I see a calculator unboxing video, I press like.

The 7' bit was the funniest part for me! I am super excited that these videos aren't dead.

this series is hilarious! Matt Parker refined humor is a perfect match for it.

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

Refined, like a single-malt whisky.

Starving children could have eaten that calculator.

@numberphile

8 жыл бұрын

+MentalFrog they still can - we recovered it!

@vinayvyraveraja7102

8 жыл бұрын

+Numberphile Savage!!!

@MentalFrogg

8 жыл бұрын

Numberphile oh wow, you replied :D

This is awesome! x)

Props to Staples for making three joke calculators! Also, first time witness of a calculator dissection for me.

I absolutely love these videos. I'm subscribed to Matt's channel and adore his comedy and personality.

Finally!! Been waiting for this for freakin forever!!

This video not brought to you by Staples.

"Two Square Root times Two Square Root equals...disappointment.." hahaha, I love these calculator unboxing videos! Keep them coming!

I just watched all these this morning and I came to youtube to find you guys made another one!! Thank you Brady!

Imagine if aliens use this video to help decrypt our language and culture.

5:17 "Pointless innovation" I see what you did there

I love how I can always count on this to use your acute sense of sarcasm to immeasurably increase their entertainment value.

This series is amazing, I'm looking forward to more.

im glad these are still a thing

Do you find math HARD? Well no more! Not with the new FLEXIBLE CALCULATOR! (only available at Staples)

Thanks for Brady, now there's one lucky fish somewhere that can finally get a calculator for their binder.

I love the calculator unboxings. My favorite line by far was about the little professor, "If you take this anti-calculator and smash it into a normal calculator at very high speed they will annihilate one another and emit a photon."

Now this is some proper nerdage. I fookin love it.

I hope it has a retina display!

this guys jokes are next level! "cannot go in the bin without a hug"

This is so unbelievably funny! The dry humour is absolutely brilliant.

you trademarked the divided by zero test.

This is true comedy! I like It. Please make more :D

YES! I watched one of these yesterday and read how you, in May 2015 promised there would be more unboxings. Now my dreams have come true.

Hahahah the wave washing up to the calculators... that means Brady brought that calculators with him to the Maldives for the express purpose of taking those shots. This makes me quite happy.

it doesn't get more nerdy than this

@numberphile

8 жыл бұрын

+Alfredo Moreno that sounds like a challenge!?

great

This is the first video of this series I watched. I love your jokes and puns and laughed many times. Thank you so much

"unless you give it a hug" had me dying 😂😂

Hg is a hug XDDDD

It would be good if you did a serious calculator unboxing video.

@RanEncounter

8 жыл бұрын

So would it be a samsung galaxy s6 or apple s6 or something else?

@standupmaths

8 жыл бұрын

Are you trying to say this is not a serious calculator unboxing video‽

@evilcam

8 жыл бұрын

+standupmaths Calculator unboxing vids are serious business. I hope the OP is not serious.

@trequor

6 жыл бұрын

This is a serious unboxing

@Peter_1986

5 жыл бұрын

+alloria No thanks, most mathematicians are super-serious enough already - it's refreshing to see mathematicians and other scientists on Numberphile actually have fun and fool around.

These are still my favourite videos on the channel, love them

This deserves to have a channel of its own. To date my absolute favourite is still the bamboo calculator. Way more please!

I used to have a similar flexible calculator. I practically "ate" that thing when I was in 5th grade. That thing was in my mouth through half the class. I was gnawing on it. The circuitry and front and back silicone sheets separated. I'd gnaw on that thing for ages. And it still worked. Pretty sure the thing is still lying around in the barn now, and if I popped some new batteries in there, it'd work. Those flexy calculators are extremely durable, but if you're anything like me, you won't settle for anything less than carrying your TI-NSpire CX calculator around with you everywhere. Also I giggled at the "NSFW" part. Ahh, if you knew me well enough... xD

@karanbirbains9114

8 жыл бұрын

Ahh... Another extreme chewing enthusiast. I'm still probably a quarter pencil lead.

The last calculator is a-maze-ing! :D

This was absolutely hilarious. Easily the most entertaining thing I've seen all week, and it is a calculator unboxing. Interesting.

Matt Parker's comedic relief pleases me. Now back to my trash can to do long division on the back of used napkins. If only there was a device I could use in such a location...

"Equals to disappointment" hilarious, lost it there :)

When I was in the Navy, I had a pen with one of those little ball mazes in it. I used it so much when I was bored I ended up calling it my time machine. Third calculator has a special place in my heart.

The trademark at 1:10 had me laughing so hard. xD

I laughed so much at this that I had to pause the video after the second durability test.

"What percentage could they guarantee your satisfaction, well that would be 100%" Hilarious.

All the content the Numberphile puts out is great, but these calculator unboxing videos always make my day.

"You can measure on one side how long you've been counting for." I enjoyed this video too much.

these videos are literally the best

This is the best series you guys have done. This is like unbox therapy level of unboxing.

I passed this up initially because I thought it would be boring, and only clicked on this because I was that desperate to avoid my project. Imagine my surprise to find one of the funniest video's I've ever seen. Fantastic work!

I just love your unboxing videos. Keep 'em coming.

Thank you for your hard work, Numberphile. You are what keeps my faith alive in the calculator market.

"It doesn't work in any size bin, which is good to know, unless you give it a hug." I took a drink at the worst possible time.

Possibly the best unboxing I've seen on KZread yet.

First, the calculator unboxing videos are great comic relief! Absolutely wonderful. Second, the ruler on the side of the calculator is in my opinion INCREDIBLY useful! At my desk I usually use things like books or a mouse mat or any small box lying around to draw straight lines. This one measures things as well! Very useful.

"doesnt fit in any size of bin..unless you give it a hug" hahaha