I made a Cadian themed army once. They were fabulous. Basically, they served as the entertainment for the entire Astra Militarum (U.S.O. show), and were known as the Cadian Cabaret. They even had their own unique special rule called Chorus Line, where each turn required one unity to get in line and dance as a distraction (leadership test where if failed would effectively pin the three unit that failed, and the Chorus Line unit was rendered totally vulnerable to any and all attacks (hot on a roll of 2+, auto wound with no save). "Cadians, get out the and dance like your lives depend on it! For the Emperor!" Got my ass kicked a bunch of times, forced a few draws, and even had a decisive victory, but no one left the game without thinking it was the most fun and hilarious battle ever.

May the algorithm protect you!

@the_algo_rhythm

Ай бұрын

And also you!

The planet broke before the Guard did!

@fookinreee3754

Ай бұрын

"Yuh." Some gaurd, probably

@nekiyia

Ай бұрын

No, it really didn't.

@Duppyman695

Ай бұрын

@@nekiyia Statement (!) not a question (?)

@nekiyia

Ай бұрын

@@Duppyman695 Reply. A reply!

@Duppyman695

Ай бұрын

@@nekiyia I am sorry I do not have directions to the Tourist Information Centre😂

For Algorythm!

@the_algo_rhythm

Ай бұрын

Thank you!!!

Shall I tell you the story of Sister Boudica of the 10,000? She was the most powerful, strong and the quickest wit of the custodes. She was also the big bad boss lady that ran a tight ship and totally wasn’t a total b*£ch. She was on The Vengeful Spirit with The Emperor but unfortunately her time of the month came at the worst moment and she had to excuse herself to midship bathrooms. Khorne was pleased as he cares not from where the blood flows. When she returned history had been written, The Emperor was crippled and Horus unexisted. Once the entourage returned she gave those of the Custodes who failed to be there when Big E fell to Horus of House Heresy. After all it couldn’t be HER fault she had to excuse herself to the midship bathroom. As The Emperor was placed upon The Golden Throne there wasn’t a single dry eye nor a single sound save that of Sister Boudica screaming at the top of her lungs that she couldn’t believe how incompetent The Custodes were and if she had been there Horus would have been defeated in no time and Big E would be whole and healthy. She was the best of the best you know, the greatest custodes, none were her equal. Since the beginning of the 10,000 she has always been there.

Thanks for all the long 40k lore vids! You are my new favorite 40k lore master! I probably Viewed some of your videos ten or twenty times over while I sleep!" Take care be safe and keep up the good work! It pays in the end!"

Great work!

Cadia stands!

You are kinda wrong, Catachan is far more dangerous to invade, during the opening of the great rift Catachan was invaded by orks, Tyranids and chaos forces, they defeated them all and by the time Gulliman got to them the jungle fighters were already ready to join the crusade, its implied that the jungle ate chaos daemons, not banished, eaten whole body and soul

@chrisdavies9821

Ай бұрын

Is there a book where this is mentioned?

@menmamadrigal1233

Ай бұрын

@@chrisdavies9821 the indomitus crusade, its mentioned so nonchalantly that it only has a single text box like it wasn’t a big deal

@SneakySquidStreams

Ай бұрын

Cadia was literally on the edge of the Eye of Terror. It's why the area AROUND Cadia, was and is called the Cadian Gate. Cadia was infinitely more dangerous, just by proximity to literal, actual, not metaphorical, Hell.

@nathanielcockayne2376

Ай бұрын

All I know is them catachan warriors are some tough sons of bitches 😅

Cadia pfff...give me Mordian Guard

@rowanirish

Ай бұрын

What books do you recommend for someone interested in reading up on Mordian Guard? I'm halfway through Ciaphas Cain and his Valhallan 597th.

@menmamadrigal1233

Ай бұрын

The mordians lost their planet

Good night 🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑

So are odd demons safe? Too dangerous for even demons ---> Too dangerous, even for demons.

ALGORITHM

@the_algo_rhythm

Ай бұрын

...yes?

Stands firm? Ha ha ha.. it broke BEFORE the guard did though..

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The Maelstrom the screaming vort the eye of terror and maybe some little warpers here and there and far distant regions of the Galaxy that they will probably flee to the galactic edges on probably the Halo Stars the veiled region in the galactic drop off

Remember, the issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution... And there were never female Astartes

There were no female astartes end of story.

@nekiyia

Ай бұрын

Seethe, tw-i-rp!

@sigmasamurai3635

Ай бұрын

?

@nekiyia

Ай бұрын

@@sigmasamurai3635 A question mark should end every one of your own statements. Directed toward yourself.

@sigmasamurai3635

Ай бұрын

My statement was fact the question mark was directed towards your lack of warhammer knowledge and or intelligence on the subject.

@nekiyia

Ай бұрын

@@sigmasamurai3635 You are a gatekeeper. Therefore, human tra-ss-hh. I watch plenty of lore vids and read the books. But I don't give a damn about canon. Not in the least. Canon is meant to be usurped. It's not a cage!

ville vallo, cooking meat in beef tallow, eating goat pizzle and marsh mallow, cos they call me mallow yallow. -

The emperor is trans, there were always female custodes and no I don't play the table top nor do I care about the lore - tourist number 531