Just to let u know guys, hes singing about cocaine... and its full of swearings. I dont know how the hell they managed to advertise it as a kids toy

@Gajsu1

2 жыл бұрын

noone fucking cares, only poles speak polish so for the kids everywhere else its just some random songs

@Zbychu93

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gajsu1 some actually might care ...

@og_jobro

2 жыл бұрын

My nephew has this it just plays back whatever you say to it. In this case they blasted the song snd made it play it back

@TheEryk03

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many kids in the world will learn this song and sing it unaware XD

@adamfoxter

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gajsu1 noone? ok...

Somehow I feel like the people who made this toy knew EXACTLY what the song's about

@webtoon.crumblchar

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@SLAYA490

2 жыл бұрын

True

@Los_HermanitosCruz

2 жыл бұрын

We have gen z workers in the field doing their job

@OhQueBacan

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it was some Chinese, they definitely just didn’t care to even know what the song was about

@chuckyissocool

2 жыл бұрын

@@OhQueBacan that's the truth

Honestly the fact that what it’s singing about is extremely dark and it’s dancing with a smile makes me want one. That’s the vibe right there

@beeselurger1589

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY I WANT IT SO BADLY

@tgcgtheviewer

2 жыл бұрын

I am hoping my parents don’t speaks polish

@DeniseKazooie

2 жыл бұрын

exactly lmfao

@yuukihinamori2310

2 жыл бұрын

Same. Weird but Thats why I ordered one

@bozstudium

9 ай бұрын

@@yuukihinamori2310where did you get it? What is the link where you know it will be that specific one? I know they’ve been discontinued

Why is everyone so mad? The song is just getting kids prepared for their bleak future of crippling debt, depression, and that delicious Colombian snow to make it all better.

@shuichisaihara7153

2 жыл бұрын

What an emo

@milkman2962

2 жыл бұрын

People above doesn't know what a joke is

@AvilioAmici

2 жыл бұрын

@@shuichisaihara7153 can’t believe emo boy calling others emo

@Booty_Shakerrr9000

2 жыл бұрын

@@AvilioAmici PFFT-

@pl3asant_nerd217

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh we actually need teachers teaching students about how they might go into a drug addiction with crippling debt and thoughts about su1cide.

It's like genuinely a good song though. The chorus is dope. Without the cactus, it's super serious, but everytime I look at the cactus I just crack up.

@awsmegmr222

2 жыл бұрын

Is the pun intended?

The cactus is now singing about Cochin and depression. This is why I love Poland 🇵🇱

@adamjanek3314

2 жыл бұрын

I from Poland 😲

@PoteznyGoryl_1

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamjanek3314 ja too from Polandia

@mepicanmiscocos

2 жыл бұрын

Me too I like poland

@midleno8364

2 жыл бұрын

@Your daddy Hitler you say that while being named “your daddy Hitler” no shame.

@kakahtukat

Жыл бұрын

lol

O kurwa tego się żaden chuj nie spodziewał xDDD

@henrykb9392

2 жыл бұрын

miłego oddychania panie grzesiu

@xd-et2je

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrykb9392 a dziękuję ślicznie, chociaż ostatnio z tym problemy.

@kubaraszkowski1360

2 жыл бұрын

Na Aliexpress można kupić XD

@solvers475

2 жыл бұрын

tak

@PapajMaster

2 жыл бұрын

Oczy pasują

I literally can't believe that they managed to put a song about cocaine to a kids toy

@killme943

Жыл бұрын

Its still funny.

The lyrics of this song is: The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I’m not alone Because a white eel will fly in

@gamingtoentertain874

2 жыл бұрын

its coke not coccaine edit: just noticed it was cocaine very srry

@Abstract_Seer

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingtoentertain874 Its Cocaine, are you Polish to correct it?

@tornsoulz

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingtoentertain874 its cocaine you afraid to reply or smth?

@sarima7621

2 жыл бұрын

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so stupid and a cactus singing it

@ApokR

2 жыл бұрын

@@tornsoulz coke is short for cocaine

Kid: Mom, Can we go to a Cypis concert? Mom: We have Cypis at home. Cypis at home:

i hope the person who wrote the song got paid royalties for this and whooever made the toy didn't just decide to use his song without consulting him

@spiritblast8128

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently from what I've heard. The singer had no idea his song was used for such a trash purpose in a child's toy. And he was mad. I think he sued them or something.

@I.Love.Music.AndDrawing

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiritblast8128 you are correct he was disgusted when he heard they were using his song he had no clue

@killme943

Жыл бұрын

Man leave Cypris alone. He had no idea that some asian company used his song to thier products. He should sue them instead.

I need this cactus so bad, it's the best thing ever. Who tf looked at Polish cow and was like "yeah, Imma put it in a toy" without checking the lyrics ? It's so beautiful.

I feel like the cactus originally wasn't for kids, but more likely Walmart just completely overlooked the lyrics of the song and thought "haha cute cactus"

POLAND MOUNTAIN

@eMilka0741

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@puciohenzap891

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikronim HAHA DZYPIZ :-DDDDDDD

@Gamerspa0

2 жыл бұрын

POLSKA GUROM! XD

@januszpiijanka

2 жыл бұрын

Boshe, zesralam się ze śmiechu i już drugie pranie i nie mogę doprać białych nowych majtek. 60 zł poszło w pisduu :(((

@domzalm1

2 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaahahaahha umarlam

UH OH ITS THAT POLISH COW SONG

The song is actually called Where is the white eel? (Gdzie jest biały węgorz?) it’s a song about a man who can’t seem to find his white eel, which ‘White eel’ means a strip of cocaine , He can’t find it, al tough he desires to get high, his ambitious to get his White eel. I didn’t know how to explain it.

This is a beautiful patient.

The lyrics in english. The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in I have a damn descent I don't catch stars I lie like a log I don't believe what's going on I cluck like a hungry hen I'm like a werewolf to the moon My head's empty like a street In front of your dorm I melt like a bar Which is lying on the counter Going down is when you don't pull Brother, my face is getting fucked up My head's a brothel just like on TV I am not surprised by such a state Lack of goods, in my mind I get high Whenever I'll make it or not I will sell everything from my crib I'm actually fucked up already However, everything is sold already I'm only struggling with the debts Nose like Tabaluga Second day without snorting Where is the snake? White chemistry. Descending is so damn exhausting As if the locusts bite off your cock The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in Chemistry party I wanna go skiing To the dealer, not to Alps. Oh fuck, I think I'm gonna die If I don't snort something soon. I want to touch the stars so badly But none of this since I'm on a descent Total mega damn descent And I dream of entering like a dragon. Do you have money? Are you falling down too? Well, then fuck it, I'm not jogging today. I want to kick like a panther There's no deals at the dealer. Not anymore, for sure I think death is breaking me down. I won't swallow anything, I have chills How fucking much longer This condition will last I dreamed of a van of coke and gram of heroin, just for taste I want to drive in a Cadillac I run over my friends with my thoughts But I owe everyone something The loan option is omitted because I am trimmed like scissors. The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in Dogs on the Discovery I want to shoot out like from a gun I want heroin and other goodies Empty nose I hear murmurs. Do you have Gargamel's number? Maybe he has heroin in his cauldron? I know I'm talking bullshit But I've got nothing on the table And my pocket is fucking empty A lucky six would be useful Or at least a four And I would fly like a swallow Like the Maya bee Singing kayah to my ears This is a joke, I don't believe it I lie bent like a dead animal My fever is getting worse Scarred like Fakir's ass Like a dirty slut being fucked I lie fucking hot. Hey Johnny i'd like to sprinkle And in the meadow To prance like a rabbit But all the time this descent I wither like some torn grass The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I'm not alone Because a white eel will fly in

@RodrigoVlogs123

2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@vpbruguera2284

2 жыл бұрын

the last line of the 3rd paragraph was WHY

The dude in the back just vibin

@monke274

2 жыл бұрын

*girl

Chce tego kaktusa 😂

@13091976r

2 жыл бұрын

Haha ja też już zamówiłem dla wnuków 😂😂

@katarzynanowak9729

2 жыл бұрын

Jest na Amazonie

@13091976r

2 жыл бұрын

@@katarzynanowak9729 na Ali z wysyłka po 40zl.

@krzysztofkowalik7306

2 жыл бұрын

Ja juz kupilem xd leci :D

Widzę tańczącego kaktusa śpiewającego ten kawałek i gibajacego się do rytmu i zaczynam się zastanawiać czy sam nie jestem naćpany xD

@Tajny_PL

2 жыл бұрын

Biedny Tabaluga i dzieci pokrzywdzone przez to

@sypd6474

2 жыл бұрын

LOL me to

@moonwalkingbeluga6459

2 жыл бұрын

Smoked too much cactus, broh !!!!

@killme943

Жыл бұрын

@@Tajny_PL Te dzieciaki nie wiedzą o czym to jest. To jest zabawka z Azji gdzie nikt nie gada po polsku

@Tajny_PL

Жыл бұрын

@@killme943 no wiem i tez nie chce zyc oraz nie wiem oco mi chodzilo z biedny tabaluga

A WIĘC TO PRAWDA :0 Jezu ten rok jest coraz lepszy XDDD

Happiest polish person

I want this cactus and show it to my parents :D

@CrystalicAria

2 жыл бұрын

Pfff, their reaction would be hilarious XD

@Simplertimes-kl4ih

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking

For a song about cocaine and swearing it's very catchy

the perfect toy for californian kids (sarcasticly)

Nowe dobro narodowe. 😂

his eyes says it very well

Convengamos que la cara del cactus acompaña la situación

Cactus isn't lying lol

I bardzo kurwa dobrze!]

@eMilka0741

2 жыл бұрын

Zajebiście XD

@Neki888

2 жыл бұрын

Najgorsze jest to że nie wiemy jak to brzmi dla ludzi in AMERICA

@solvers475

2 жыл бұрын

noi łatwo

Złoto

Kurwa - most universal word in polish.

This. I need this.

Będzie mi się to teraz śniło :D

This made my day

Oh.. my god.. its the song they used for the polish cow. Its back in my life already!

i need this in my life

Is everyone oblivious to the fact that this is the polish cow song?

I love this toy

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you're awesome, guys!

The cactus has some moves tho

No kurwa, nie wierzę xd

@13091976r

2 жыл бұрын

No co! Edukacja dla dzieci. Sam chce zdobyć ta zabawkę dla chrześniaka 😂😂😂

incident shit aside. this song slaps

@killme943

Жыл бұрын

no shit.

I'd only get this because of how it dances and the catchy beat

This whole situation is making me laugh

I love it

I don't know why but, I REALLY WANT TO BUY THIS

i lowkey want this

😂😂😂😂 uwielbiammmmmm

Nie spodziewałem się tego XD

*its all fun and games till you understand polish*

“Where’s the cactus i bought from the store?” “Oh it’s right there” The cactus:

Polacy i Anglicy; gdzie można kupić to, jest zajebiste 🤣🤣 Where can I buy this, people please I need it

@AlpacaAuntie

2 жыл бұрын

Na amazonie pełno...

@Los_HermanitosCruz

2 жыл бұрын

@IAmADissapointment i got a few if youd like one

Polska znana na Tajwanie

You. Love so. Cactus dancing cowboy

Even though it has some pretty dark lyrics, this song absolutely slaps.

bro if someone gave me this i would literally be laughing for a solid 2 minutes and nobody would know why unless theyve heard the song before

@killme943

Жыл бұрын

polish cow's cousin

I’m an adult. So I can’t possibly want one. I neeeed about 30 of these 😂 Toootally not for personal enjoyment

now we just need a cow version..

CYPIS - GDZIE JEST BIALY WEGORZ XD

This is my jam

I want one so bad lmao

The fact it’s singing about cocaine and depression 😭

brawo, dobry kaktus

Jokes aside still vibing song

OH HHH ITS TGAT ONEEE

PIĘKNE

tbh i want one XD

BRO IM FUCKING DYING BAHAHAHAHHASH

@monke274

2 жыл бұрын

Funny plant

@zeplant1668

2 жыл бұрын

@@monke274 hmmm I wonder if that plant in the video is related to me🧐🧐🧐

I'll take your entire stock.

I WANT THIS TOY SO BADDDDDDD 😩😩😩😩

Add the best Pole to the songs

All I think about is the polish cow song

all i have in my head is five grams of cocaine

he vibing

it sounds like it is really windy in your house

This is NOT a kids toy by any means whatsoever lol

Chcę tego kaktusa. :D

I need it

Угараю😂😂😂

I want this soo bad😭

this is honestly hilarious idk why ppl r up and arms

😂👌

dang walmart banned this toy they should have kept it *its my jam*

Pfft wtf- ✋😭😂

No mames es legendario muñeco XD

As someone who speaks Polish - Cypis is a middle school legend, if you were in 5th grade and didn't know the whole lyrics to a Cypis song you just weren't cool. It's a catchy meme song at this point, noone here takes Cypis' songs seriously... How is it different from like Lil Xan or some other vulgar rapper from America? Yep, shouldn't be put into a kid's toy because of the swearing but who cares, most people in America don't know Polish and Polish kids and teens already know that song and many other vulgar songs, so it doesn't really matter huh

@monke274

2 жыл бұрын

Cypis is a song legend?

@LiJun-

2 жыл бұрын

@@monke274 well I don't know how to put it into words but Cypis, the artist, is very well known, especially amongst middle schoolers, or at least he was like eight years ago when I was in middle school. that's what I meant by legend

at first i was legit dancing with the cactus until i went to the comments 😭

nice

I want to buy this cactus. Does anyone know where it’s still for sale in 2022?

chce tego kaktusa

I want it 😂

can you still get this toy?

ngl the song is catchy 😔

Siemaneczko kierowniku :D

Nobody cares about the English lyrics this is a banger

What's the similarity about a dancing cactus and a cow? This song.

I think they forgot to check if the songs lyrycs are inepropriate.

Hey guy this cactus sing a cocaine song lol.