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A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Barbarian
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Didn't mean to ask, since I'm finishing up checking out all of DWK's series tomorrow, I was looking to replace it with something new. And he recommendations? I'm so far I was thinking of sailor Moon Abridged that was recommended to me a while ago.
@Xinoz2
3 жыл бұрын
Crap guide to Monster Hunter. More seriously though I would suggest Epic NPC Man from Viva La Dirt League, it might not be an abridged but its really good.
@tyrannosaur219
3 жыл бұрын
@@Xinoz2 Huh... Y’know I wouldn’t have thought to recommend VLDL, but you might be on to something. Even if you don’t decide to react to them, I’d still recommend watching their various series, they’re great.
@TheArcSet
3 жыл бұрын
OOO OO _OOOOOO._ *Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla.* _That's got to be a definitive video._ Nepotism Adventure Series, Part 1: Taxes. To stick with MLP, the now complete, Scootertrix abridge and animated shorts, or the DawnSomeWhere's Mentally Advanced series(animated, or show version), altered fictions, shorts, or Friendship is Witchcraft. For other abridges. Pokemon Starter Squad (an original 3D animation). Sweet Boy Beach 1-3. All the DoorMonster shorts and their short Film.
@zebfirehd9102
3 жыл бұрын
my uncle plays 1st to 2nd DND and this is indeed a spell and im currently a fighter/cleric 3 level now and im looking forward to next year when we play again
@countdeville4146
3 жыл бұрын
Deerstalker Pictures: " 1 For All" DnD series.
Yeah, “Sticks to Snakes” was a real spell in older editions of dnd. Basically it’s meant to be that thing Moses did in the bible, which is why it’s a cleric spell
@viktord2025
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Dungeons & Dragons Basic Expert Companion Master Immortal (BECMI) edition Rules Cyclopedia, page 37. Sticks To Snakes, a 4th level clerical spell. Range 120 ft, duration 6 turns, effects up to 16 sticks on a 2d8 roll, stats listed below the spell.
@NoBoZ69
3 жыл бұрын
@@viktord2025 Paladin: Hey cleric?...Why are you filling up your bag of holding with sticks every time we camp? Cleric: Oh, reasons...
@cye2310
3 жыл бұрын
@@NoBoZ69 Ranger: *thinking* More arrows? But it's not enough. Druid: *thinking* It moved? Wait a second... Cleric: *pokes a dagger at the druid's back* Shhhhhh...
@dragon_turtle
3 жыл бұрын
It's the Old Magic.. Lol
@donovanhenrickson3943
3 жыл бұрын
@Pyrocumulus25 it's a spell in the Grimlores grimoire
"Anyone who played for more than three sessions has realised : One, you need a cleric. Two, the cleric doesn't need you." Now that's one hell of a quote, damn XD
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203
3 жыл бұрын
I am a firm believer that a D&D group must have a minimum of 1/4 the number of players rounded up of healers, and clerics are undisputedly the best at that because they are one of the few classes that so snuggly fit all four party slots (white mage, heavy combatant, dark mage, light combatant). And I have decided that if ever I am in a party and am the only healer, no matter what I had originally planned for that character, they will charge the rest of the party for their services. Because if they really cared, at least one of them would have also chosen to play a healer.
@black97_0
3 жыл бұрын
Medic and Mercy: "great, I wish we were Clerics instead of healers." Also medic: "I have ubersaw critz for days"
@derp24lordz
3 жыл бұрын
@@black97_0 haha! As a medic main, this is amazing
@dariensampson7913
3 жыл бұрын
I have two parties without a cleric. The first one has a paladin, bard, and artificer to make up for the lack of dedicated healing. My second group has a barbarian, with both the wizard and rogue cross classing as barbarian as well so we have three damage sponges kind of. Our druid refuses to heal in the second party unless someone is unconscious. So I can say parties can work without clerics... its just why would you ever want too XD
@zachmoser4897
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, coming from a dm that had a group of 7, that has been reduced to 4, with no cleric's out of the whole bunch. I was my party had a cleric, they used to have an artificer and paladin, now, the artificer has left the game and the paladin lost his patron, soooooo, no heals for my party.
JoCat's character with the wobbly head is called "JoCrap". The character came from his series "A crap guide to Monster Hunter" where the JoCrap character went over the different weapon playstyles and dunked on them and largely used when he wants to aggressively tongue-in-cheek things. The wibbly wobbly head is an actual piece of equipment you can get in the MH game, a giant plushie headpiece based off of the in-game monster called a wiggler.
@lordthennek2045
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you my dear sir for enlightening all of the barbarians out there who probably just hit their computer/phone instead of reading it
@Talestale
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordthennek2045 f you for making the funny/info post into a more funny post
@Airier
Жыл бұрын
Why did I read this in the John Cena announcer voice?
If you like his ‘singing’ check out his “all the races” song, or the cover by cami-cat which is also great. Or both.
@Drocksas
3 жыл бұрын
@KarSoban it warms my heart that this meme is still kicking
@yoko3182
3 жыл бұрын
Also his wizard video.
@GhimyDaCheese
3 жыл бұрын
That’s part of crap guide to dnd so he’s bound to react to it eventually.
@robertbartley2409
3 жыл бұрын
Or his newest song
@ethan4475
2 жыл бұрын
Someone combined both of there songs. Its out there now, so, look for it.
Little clarification, the creature narrating this is named JoCrap. JoCat is the human character who appears from time to time
@jeph7434
3 жыл бұрын
"human" dont you mean catboy
@Constantine_Cvl8
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeph7434 let's just call him ex-human
I'm pretty sure he misspelled 'Wrong' intentionally because it was the barbarian video and intelligence was the dump stat.
@Dragonspirit223
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it is for anything not Wizards or Artificers (or select subclasses)
@RobbyTheRogue
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonspirit223 not always, Maybe they want to be more intelligent than charismatic? it all depends on the player.
@Dragonspirit223
3 жыл бұрын
@@RobbyTheRogue mechanically its the least supported stat
@Evelyn-rb1zj
11 ай бұрын
@@Dragonspirit223All my characters with a strength dumpstat be like Although to be fair they're mostly casters or dex based so yeah.. (bard/wizard, bard, bard/warlock, bard, bard/wizard, druid, druid, rogue, rogue, warlock, ranger/rogue, ranger/bard)
"Woud that make people who are artisticly good at muder bards?" Let me introduce the College of Whispers....
@darkvizardking69
3 жыл бұрын
Or in Skyrim, the dark brotherhood.
@Ajehy
3 жыл бұрын
Or Jhin in League of Legends.
If you think he's flexing with singing, wait till you hear the races in D&D video
@jackmist
3 жыл бұрын
@@Squeekysquid Evocation elements to burn or shock or freeze your friends!
Only wizards get flamethrower squirrels. Find familiar and dragon's breath.
@TheArcSet
3 жыл бұрын
Foolish fool, your foolery is unmatched. The druid and ranger get the wizards trapped in the hacked BOH to cast their spells on the companions; or the wizards won't get their kibble. Do you *want* the pocket wizards to starve?!
@abrahamlaursen837
3 жыл бұрын
I think the reference to flamethrower squirrels is because you keep racial abilities when you wild shape. So Dragonborn still keeps its breath weapon even as a squirrel.
@greenafterglow8710
3 жыл бұрын
Circle of Wildfire Druid’s get it
@noahtackett6264
3 жыл бұрын
Magic Initiate lol
@crowsenpai5625
3 жыл бұрын
Or Sorcerers can twin spell meta magic and get TWO flamethrower squirrels!
Critical Role is like One Piece. If you're gonna get into it, you better have a year or so of free time. A Barbarian multiclassing into Bard? Seriously, that way lies Abserd! remember the "Bardbarians?"
@anarchomando7707
3 жыл бұрын
I love this And it better be an orc to create an orchestra
@leewolffe7050
3 жыл бұрын
Classical Rock star
@Lechteron
3 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for One Piece.
@natanoj16
3 жыл бұрын
I remember playing that in pathfinder 1e as the class 'Skald' it is a rage bard that can give his allies rage powers as well ^^
@kageseiryuu8675
3 жыл бұрын
done
JoCat also has a Crap Guide to Monster Hunter which is how I found him
@mrroboshadow
3 жыл бұрын
Thats actually the origin of his Jocrap persona
@geoshark12
3 жыл бұрын
Its what got him popular in the first place
@jnhensley09
2 жыл бұрын
I first heard of him on Tuloks channel when he guest starred on his 200th episode when he built Thanos in D&D 5e.
Never seen someone struggle to pronounce "Spruce" before
@J1ntu
3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?! I literally got up and walked up to my TV because I thought I read it wrong
"he could drop a pretty sick beat there." You have NO idea. Watch wizard, fighter, and races.
"Is that Pink or Purple?" It is called Magenta
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was an X-men villain?
@darknessisalsoaweeb6226
3 жыл бұрын
@@Airier that’s Magneto tho, if I’m not mistaken
@Bysthedragon
3 жыл бұрын
@@Airier Say it with me now, "Mah-Gen-Tah"
@morphingninja
3 жыл бұрын
Airier actually that's a Flash villain.
@nickpossum3607
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bysthedragon,Blue's boyfriend from Blue's Clues?
Sticks to Snakes was a real spell in the first two versions of D&D however has been removed from the more modern versions. Also the spell treats any single piece of non magical wood as a stick. Also I believe that all version of D&D that used the spell had it available to both clerics and druids, they just get it a different levels, so I don't know why there was a disclaimer about it not being available to druids.
@Ilikecatsismychannelname
3 жыл бұрын
Give me time. I have rulebooks for 2e AD&D and 5e. I am reasonably sure I can make it functional with the modern rule-set. It WILL be back...
@Brutalyte616
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ilikecatsismychannelname Try Shillelagh rules.
@Ilikecatsismychannelname
3 жыл бұрын
@@Brutalyte616 It will go on my list of references.
@snowrhodes9176
3 жыл бұрын
Its in dnd if u play a yan-ti
@dleonidae
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a magic item that is basically enchanted with that spell? Serpent Staff or something like that?
"Oh god, Jeffrey Dahmer was a Bard!" This is the content I come here for.
@bretsheeley4034
3 жыл бұрын
A culinary bard.... hrm.
@mrshadow4007
3 жыл бұрын
@@bretsheeley4034 small smooth brains assume that bards have to sing or play an instrument. But big wrinkly brains know that a Bard is simply someone that uses a form of artistic expression. They can sing, dance, paint, prance, make a pretty dirt drawing with a lance.
@jheaven2527
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrshadow4007 Plenty of ways to further enhance the battlefield if given the right chance.
@murasaika2776
3 жыл бұрын
teddie from persona 4 is also a bard.. had that realization, I am displeased.
Barb/Bard makes perfect sense. Go full viking and call it a skald, singing epic poems of glory and heroes in the middle of the fight.
I recommend, DON'T stab trees in a magical forest... I lost my magical sword that way. And angered the fairy queen.
Order of the *Stick:* Evil-Father: "Why are you a multiclass-Fighter-Mage-Rogue. You have exactly the same skills as your bard brother." Evil-Twin: "Well you always said bards were ridiculously underpowered." Evil-Father: "They are! Why, with their understanding of narrative structure and trope lore, they should be ruling the universe by now."
Make a skald. They were warrior poet of the nordic culture during the time of the vikings. Perfect background for a bard/barbarian multiclass.
@thecharmer5981
3 жыл бұрын
Or just a collage of valor without multiclassing
@Calimbandil87
2 жыл бұрын
In pathfinder that's an actual hybrid class.
JoCat's Crap Guide is awesome XD But honestly I just loved watching you react to these XD Everyone went through the 'Dammit I need to make this class now' because of him. But most importantly, I loved see you clearly enjoying these XD
I love how, every time I watch this, and the subject of the "goose, breathing fire, with a mini-gun" comes up, I always say "It's a Gatling Gull", as if anyone is actually there to actually get the reference.
@magolor3219
2 ай бұрын
…Enter the Gungeon? Here? I know for a fact that one of the bosses in that game is named “Gatling Gull”
"Okay he can drop a pretty good rhyme." *laughs in cgtdnd: races*
I didn't even need to read the title. I saw jocat and airer and was like "FINALLY!!!"
"Oh God, Jeffery Dahmer was a bard." Don't know why this killed me.
The joke wasn't that they were The A-men as in Almighty, it's actually because ending a prayer saying Amen. Loving the reactions!!
"I've never actually watched Critical Role" SQUAD, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Two years before "The backstreet boys reunion tour" lol (though in all seriousness Covid 19 is no laughing matter, but at the same time we should all keep our senses of humor....and sanity)
College or Lore bards are my absolute favourite. You can talk your way out of anything and steal all the best spells from other classes.
@andressotil4671
2 жыл бұрын
First pc I ever played, had a great time
"Repressing, repressing, repressingrepressingrepressing...aaannnd repressed." Mood and a half
Fun fact: Bards were historically a Type of Druid, they were the Oral Historians of various Celtic Peoples. There is a reason why the Bard in 1e AD&D required you to start as a Fighter, then Dual Class (Stop leveling one class to level another, only available to Humans and Half-Elves (Other Demi-humans could Multi-class)) into Thief (Rogue) between Levels 5 and 7, then Dual Class into Druid after 5-8 levels as a Thief, then you could be a bard.
"Oh god, Jeffery Dahman was a bard!" caught me so heavily off guard
I haven’t got to play D&D myself, but I have put together some characters one of them is an Cleric named Susie Winerite She is a female Orc with a serious case of man face, Who wishes to travel the world and hone her craft in a new form of healing she invented chiropractic.
If you go through the entire Crap Guide to DnD series, but some jokes you don't get, the likely reason would be that they originated from the first Crap Guides he made, Crap Guide to Monster Hunter (whi ch is where the wiggle worm helmet his character wears comes from). So, if you're looking for something way later to react to, you can check those out.
My group are actually playing as the A-men, a group of five clerics who all follow the Norse gods It’s as dumb as you would expect, we have so much healing and we can bully almost anything We got stuck against a flesh golem but we just cornered it and cast inflict wounds on it over and over again
College of whispers in a nutshell Any artistically expressive murder hobo or serial killer Aka jack the ripper
Zee Bashew also does some good dnd animation and spells.
Remember, these are older videos. Wild Magic Barbarian wasn't out yet.
Just going to let you know right away, the character with the long neck and wiggly head is officially called JoCrap. Sword and Shield is also the best weapon in Monster Hunter, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and should be -killed to cleanse the gene pool of their stupidity- I mean ignored because they have a right to their own opinion, even if it's wrong.
Speaking from experience, inflict wounds is only OP if you actually manage to hit your target. Take a guess how often that happens.
@americanace96
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Let's take a shot for every miss.
JoCat’s crap guide is a good starting point with these classes so you have an idea of what their gimmick and what they’re about are before putting in the work, like a pitch
"Because I like broken shit" Allow me to introduce the Bear totem Barbarian, Moon druid multiclass..... Welcome to every resistance in the game and Never dying again.
Yeah, Sticks to Snakes It's a Cleric spell based on how Moses turned his staff into a large Cobra
Cleric is just amazing. I developed a combo with my beads of force, I call it the meat grinder. Used spiritual weapon on an enemy, then throw a bead of force at the group of enemies. Boom, now they're trapped in a hamster ball with an unkillable floating weapon tearing into every round
As for banning the cleric I think it was either AD&D or AD&D 2ed where there was a disclamer that told the DMs that clerics are broken and it's fair to ban them at their table
It should be mentioned that the Wild Magic Barbarian in 5E is nothing like the Wild Magic Sorcerer. They don't have any spells. Instead, they always create a random magical effect when they enter a Rage and all the effects are beneficial in some way. So, there's no risk/reward interplay, just different flavors of rewards that may or may not fit the current situation, making their table of effects completely different from Sorcerer's, being manifestations of the Rage itself. Creating a larger table would have to be balanced differently, since it's rolled on near constantly, at least once per combat encounter in most cases. And the effect is usually ended whenever the Rage itself ends, so you can undo the effect if you don't like it for what you're currently doing, making any negative effects you might think of introducing nuisances instead of moment defining blunders, and as such likely not worth including on the table. ...Still a super neat subclass, though. Kinda like Barbarian that wanted to be a Bard but never decided what trades to be a jack of, randomly switching up their combat style all the time.
"I'm verrrry tempted to multi-class into Bard now." So....a Bard-barian, then?
A wild magic barbarian is probably like if a druid decided to get really jacked and does a lot of steroids
@Airier
10 ай бұрын
Note to self, make a wild magic barbarian. 🤔
Now do Jess Jackdaw, he shared an Air BnB with Jocat, Puffin, Dingo, and Dingo's fiancé last time they went to a con together
"The last video made me want to play a Barbarian, now I'm considering multi class into a Bard" Let's call this multi class Bardbarian
@nickpossum3607
3 жыл бұрын
Using maces to beat drums or dance with very little armor/clothes to get the sweet, sweet Inspiration!
@jackthorton10
3 жыл бұрын
Be inspired by my side swings mother-------!
@nickpossum3607
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackthorton10, and the pelvic thrust shall drive you Insane!
@jackthorton10
3 жыл бұрын
@@nickpossum3607 SO it would seem fine adventurer make it so for many a man or beast to bequest you their prize! Soldier onward!
Not sure if I missed the chance with this or has been brought up yet, but there are two "forgotten" episodes of the series, basically the first versions of an episode, namely only the Cleric and Warlock episodes. He made them and then got info and remade the episodes. They are in the descriptions of those episodes to check out so yeah.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard mention of them. Might have to bug my Discord for the links, if anyone has them.
next one should be a 1 and a half hours long video binging the rest of the guides
I love that these videos made him have a dnd version of a existential crisis 😂
Spruce is a type of tree. Particularly, for Christmas trees.
"OH MY GOD, JEFFREY DAHMER WAS A BARD" was not a quote I was expecting to hear today.
I found this channel today through this video and now I'm proceeding to watch some of your reaction video playlists; DBZA, SAOA, HUA... (a lot, I'm going to watch a lot of videos)
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
😁😊👍
This series is going to be a blast
Recently finished an evil two shot in which I played a changeling College of Eloquence Bard, that was a VERY artistic serial killer.
In DnD 1.1e, sticks to snakes was a level 4 cleric spell which turned 2d8 sticks (non-magic wooden items) into snakes for 6 turns or 16 minutes, with a 50% chance of them being poisonous. The size of the snake depending on the size of the 'stick'. A tree trunk or log could become a poisonous constrictor snake!!
25:33 Animorphs! They're making a movie. But the authors jumped ship. _I really hope it doesn't suck like the show. The books need re-printing._
Don't worry, no tree sized snakes being created. The spell says the longest a "stick" can be is the size of a staff. So.... a staff for giants could work.... OH NO.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. Nope. NOPE. NOOOOOOPPPPPEEEE!!!!!!! 😨
Airier: *Mentions he is an english major* Also Airier: *Can't fathom the word spruce* This feels like such an X to doubt moment. 🤣
@Airier
2 жыл бұрын
Never let it be said I claimed to be a good English major. 😁
@TheGreatBritishGamer
2 жыл бұрын
@@Airier that is true. You never specifically said it.
This is the best day every
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
😁
Sticks to Snakes takes inspiration from the Bible when the pharaoh's sorcerers threw their staves down to turn them into snakes and Moses did the same and his staff ate theirs. But, yeah, Sticks to Snakes is an old school D&D spell.
I had a wild magic Barbarian in one of my games that used the d10k table for their wild surge rages. First major encounter is against a wizard. Barbarian rages and does his roll. It makes it so that anyone that wields the wizard’s weapon is silenced. Most of the wizard’s spells had a verbal component. I love the d10k table.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that was a static effect based on your character. So that they just couldn't speak around him. 😁
“Supranuk-...Supra...Supranails?” You know about Spruce trees right? XD Love the vid
I just finished watching this series yesterday! What perfect timing!
It has been quoted before so I will quote it again. "How does a player break a D&D game in three words? 'Play a Druid'" In vanilla D&D 5e, regardless of which circle they choose. A 3rd level druid can cast the 2nd level spell "Pass without Trace". (Which lasts 1 hour and does not use concentration) Then they can change into a spider with shapeshift. (any spider choice from the list will work). This gives them a +7 to stealth from the spider form and an additional +10 from the spell. They can literally have a +17 to stealth checks at level 3. In addition, the spider form will give them Darkvision, Blindsight and Spiderclimb (the ability to freely walk on walls and ceilings). This is just one of the many broken things a druid can do.
As someone who has caught up to Critical Role in the first campaign when they were at episode 97 ( I caught up and watched live on episode 98; I had a LOT of free time), I will say I wouldn't worry too much about being caught up if you decide to watch it; especially for anyone who works, there just isn't enough time in the day. That said I can recommend checking it out; as mentioned, I've been a fan since the first campaign and I love it, and the community (99% of the time anyway) is awesome. Cheers!
JoCat is awesome, I found him at complete random last year due to KZread recommendations. His D&D and Monster Hunter stuff was hilarious.
The more you watch him, the more you shall realize, Jocat is, in fact, a bard IRL.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. I believe it.
@mozz5594
3 жыл бұрын
@@Airier I see you did another Jocat video which I shall watch when I’m done with this one, I highly recommend doing the races video he did. Really flexes his bard skills.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
I've actually got a couple recorded right now. I think I'm trying to look at all his stuff. If they're all at this level of quality, I want to see everything. 😁
1:20 There is a "Not Interested" button, It's hiding behind the 3 dots that appear next to video when you hover your mouse over them.
Made a 5e version Sticks to Snakes 5e Level 4 Transmutation spell Available classes:Cleric and Druid Duration:6 turns Range:12 ft. Spell components:A bundle of sticks Effect:Summons 2d8 poisonous snakes. When cast as a higher level spell it summons 1d8 extra poisonous snakes per spell level above 4. Alternatively if faced with snakes you may use this spell to turn them into wood for the duration of this spell, rolling 2d8 to see how many you turn and with an identical upcast for later levels. No spell save.
I saw the thumbnail and came running!
Just wait until he realizes that both Guiding Bolt and Inflict Wounds are 1st level spells.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
... What?
@markfrey6664
3 жыл бұрын
@@Airier Yeah those are spells for basic newbie clerics.....have fun wrestling with that fact.
In case you were wondering, his channel started with Monster Hunter with his head being the "wiggler helmet" from Monster Hunter World. He also mains the sword and shield which is one of the less popular weapons.
So i case no one told you ~ The wiggly dude is actually JoCrap, his persona for all his Crap Guides (he also made a series on the Monster Hunter weapon archetypes), and the human guy you see a few times is actually JoCat as a character in his videos.
To be fair the caveat of Inflict Wounds is that you have to be in melee with the enemy to land it.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that is a bit of a drawback. But considering clerics have heavy armor proficiency, less of a drawback than on some other classes.
@DuskWolf224
3 жыл бұрын
@@Airier True, I guess how much of a drawback it is depends on the domain: War and Life will be far less punished by it than, say, Trickery or Grave (although the Grave Cleric using his channel divinity to give the enemy vulnerability to the next instance of damage before castibg Inflict Wounds would be a nasty combo ^^)
The name of the Dwarf Barbarian character is "Debbie Spruce-Nails." A spruce (rhymes with Bruce) is a type of tree.
The best part of playing barbarian is that you can do stupid stuff and survive. ^_^
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
O.O You... make a VERY compelling argument.
My first bard was suposed to be a good guy but got cursed and some how became a mass murder serial killer and my group had no idea it was me
If I had to be in a room filled with snakes, I'd want it to be a giant room.
12:45 OH NO! You've become a DM's worst nightmare: the Bardbarian.
This is now my favorite reaction to jocrap Ps: by the end, he goes to character sheet and alignment then ends on DM with a huge collab
Not too long ago, I came up with a most interesting idea for a Bard character. Instead of the usual musical skill; MY Bard's abilities lie in other creative outlets like writing, acting/storytelling, painting/drawing and cooking. I asked if cooking could be a form of Bardic skill once and those who responded said yes, same with the drawing/painting and writing. To elaborate, my bard possesses a magical quill/pen and paintbrush; anything they paint comes to life and anything they write down actually happens IRL. For example, if my bard wrote down that their enemy can't kill them with their pen...they would be magically compelled to not pull the trigger of their crossbow or firearm. If my bard were to paint something like a dress, it would fall right off the easel and become the real thing. Lastly, as a cook; my bard would be able to craft confections and dishes so savory that they might be able to end thousand-year wars. Does this all make sense to you guys?
You: I've never watched Critical Role Me: Well you're in luck, they're about to start a new series. Get in there while the getting's good
You finally got to these. Thank god. Now sit back and enjoy
You missed the text with Matt Mercer throwing pool noodles at you, too.
3:43 If it makes you feel better, there are a lot of D&D fans who’ve barely gotten into the first campaign with Vox Machina. I can’t begin to tell you how many hours worth of sessions were made
If you want high broken look up Order Domain Cleric. I originally picked it for letting my allies attack whenever I cast healing word on them, but this shit gives you command as a bonus action, slow (not a cleric spell usually), and heavy armor on top of the usual suspects of spiritual weapon, guardian of faith, and guiding bolt.
Ok. I like your style of humor. Especially in the first 3 minutes.
One of my characters is a rebalanced Aetherborn Death Cleric. Rebalanced as in her vampiric gift is fixed so she gets a 1d8 heal whenever she deals damage through touch. So on top of being the most offensive cleric possible she can literally tank damage like a Barbarian.
I just realized that you see the bard getting a crush on the paladin already in the bard video!
Your last comment about Sorcerer subclasses being all the same except Wild Magic, you clearly never played a Divine Soul Sorcerer. Imagine everything a Sorcerer is capable of, but now you get the entire Cleric Spell List to choose from as well (a.k.a. you get access to argueably one of the strongest spell lists in the game, which can completley revamp how you would build a Sorcerer normally).
@hmcloud8487
3 жыл бұрын
Twin guiding bolt with bless and spiritual weapon is a drug
Ah Cleric when your party needs a good harmacist
When you see a video in your recommendations that keeps showing up, click three dots next to it and pick the "I'm not interested" option.
@Airier
3 жыл бұрын
Gracias.
The stick to 🐍 is a clerics spell
28:00 would be a Chimera making it a magical creature
The mask and the Wigglers, are from Monster Hunter. IIRC JoCrap, his character in this series of videos is from a Crap Guide to Monster Hunter he made before.