"After the girls teach him that women want love and not money, Barnabas kills them all in order to feed himself" well geez that escalated quickly

@TrangleC

2 жыл бұрын

They were obviously teaching him nonsense or lies.

@Toophunn

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrangleC Hippies,what do you expect

@liberty.b.r

2 жыл бұрын

@Nate Castanon No.

@jasturrouge9361

2 жыл бұрын

5:57

@Zino1629

2 жыл бұрын

Weed ==> Hunger

Imagine simping for a guy so bad that you turn him into a vampire, trap him in a coffin for 200 years and punish his family just to come back 200 years later and do it again all because he didn't want to go out with you

@beauty3268

2 жыл бұрын

That just psycho , I ain't gonna be so desperate for ah man

@kellynolen498

2 жыл бұрын

you think there would be some better way to spend your immortality maybe its a devil or voodoo deal she got immortality on the contingency that she use it for the purpose of torturing his family

@nataliawashington872

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellynolen498 or she could just be using her powers to keep her ageless, it’s happened to witches in tv

@dsmboii8462

2 жыл бұрын

Oo oo

@dsmboii8462

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellynolen498 oo oo oo o

Am I the only one who for some reason can't stop watching this kind of recap videos?? It's just so entertaining

@dcul8812

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever bot

@MrAnonymousme10

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can literally speed runs a movie with out paying. Thats a win win for me

@Talkwithtina808

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, It's like I'm watching the actual movie

@judas1523

2 жыл бұрын

stop asking this. be original

@imogenfox9914

2 жыл бұрын

It really is tho

Seeing Johnny's flexibility in roles in the early 2000's is crazy. I would love to see a Tombstone remake with him in it. I feel like he would be one of the very very few actors that could even hold a match to Val Kilmers portrayal of Doc Holliday

@dismalgravesite7763

2 жыл бұрын

that was val's magnum opus. johnny's is to be determined but most likely will be P O C.

@tomyunker3368

2 жыл бұрын

Try to find a movie called 'Deadman'

@thelordofthelostbraincells

2 жыл бұрын

I love Johnny Depp, he's the first actor I can remember as well I was a child.

@accubond3004

2 жыл бұрын

I agree tombstone is a masterpiece!

@musicmania973

2 жыл бұрын

amber heard destroyed him

John Depp has my respect for never letting me down and I don't expect anything less from him too🔥🔥

@RobimusPrime

2 жыл бұрын

JD. He is like Tom cruise. They are always in movies that makes me interested in watching.

@kpopscenario1406

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@liberty.b.r

2 жыл бұрын

@@kpopscenario1406 Greetings, and God bless!!!! :)

@destinationskyline07

2 жыл бұрын

He has my respect for stand his ground against Amber Heard.

@captainjacksparrow113

2 жыл бұрын

Aye. He is like my twin brother.

Watched this recently and I was flabbergasted at the casting. Depp, sir Christopher Lee, Eva Greene, Helena Bonham. All legends in their own right. Also Tim burton really likes his regulars

@nicbentulan

2 жыл бұрын

Chloë Grace moretz!

@baicunicholas3095

2 жыл бұрын

Was the 100th like

@ItachiUchiha-nk6ir

2 жыл бұрын

Movie name?

@tangetaier1783

2 жыл бұрын

@@ItachiUchiha-nk6ir eva greene

@nikki1400

2 жыл бұрын

It helps to be married to Tim Burton. He cast his spouse in all of his movies.

Seems the kid was the most sensible character in the whole movie.

@Anonymous-mx6vb

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Still a better love story than Twilight. Not even a joke, this thing also has vampires and werewolves and shit, and it is still better

@tangetaier1783

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@Sam-ni6bc

2 жыл бұрын

@@tangetaier1783 Yes. Not very hard to beat twilight

@rundow.n

2 жыл бұрын

And funnier

@jacsonjames

2 жыл бұрын

i dont think girls would agree🤣

@alittlepotatoforbunnies

2 жыл бұрын

@@tangetaier1783 I only see you disagreeing on positive opinions on every movie recap video

Meanwhile, as they open the coffin in a parallel universe: "You thought you'd find Barnabas but it was me, DIO!"

@abdulcementv2533

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh myyy goooooood

@GoodFebruarian

2 жыл бұрын

Horrii sheeeeeet

@dragleo4354

2 жыл бұрын

Aiiya yai ya

@zoobidydoobidy6432

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragleo4354 a

@napolien1310

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

This movie was panned by the critics but imo is actually good, not a masterpiece but a good movie undeserving of the bad reviews.

@robbybigmilky1978

2 жыл бұрын

@Charisma Musician you have no friends

@silentcrow3536

2 жыл бұрын

It was entertaining at times and the style is flattering. I would say you have to be a certain kind of person to sit all the way through and not get bored a lot. But Johnny makes it watchable, thank God. One of my favorite roles of his. I'm glad he does diverse roles like this because I respect him a lot for it. This film could have been really bad. I wish the critics weren't so harsh about it fr. Every movie has flaws, but that doesn't make it a bad movie. 💁‍♀️ some of my favorite movies bore me a lot, but it's too good to hate. I feel warm when I think about this movie. Definitely need to watch more.

@rochahouse4883

2 жыл бұрын

@Charisma Musician ignore them you are correct

@silentcrow3536

2 жыл бұрын

@Charisma Musician yesss

@MuhammadZain-ly4if

2 жыл бұрын

@Charisma Musician why though?

Suffering because he rejected a witch... in another life he almost lost his career because he married one... Luckily he won a deformation case

@Amynity

Жыл бұрын

i remember one of his quote. "if you love two people at the same time, choose the 2nd. because if you love the 1st one, you would not fall in love with the 2nd" i belive the 2nd girl in the quote is the witch that you mentioned. i do feel bad what he had to go through, but i also hope this is a lesson for him and everyone else, that 2nd does not always means better.

@Conqueror25

Жыл бұрын

The woman is question will forever be in Depp

Who would’ve known Johnny would end up reenacting this in real life with the witch being Amber Heard. Do you see the resemblance? 😮 🤯

@brokenleftearbuglord9106

2 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say

@karlytoth725

2 жыл бұрын

Okay I was seeing the parallels as well too! Thank god I’m not that only one 😂

@soumyamishra4481

2 жыл бұрын

That's frankly insulting to Eva Green Ma'am.

@sisirubysis

2 жыл бұрын

I came here for this comment 😂

@lilacchingu7199

2 жыл бұрын

Much like the death of Aaliyah just like her last performance in The Queen Of The Damned. Its just so creepy I don't know how long this cycle would continue

"After the girls teach him that modern girls want love and not money, Barnabas kills them all inorder to feed himself"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alkebulanawah4242

2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@philip8498

2 жыл бұрын

sigma vampire Barnabas

@josephhicks5536

2 жыл бұрын

caught me off guard lmaooo

@doctorgg6006

2 жыл бұрын

But the fact is the so called " morden girls " always prefer money over love 😂😂

@stevenscott2136

2 жыл бұрын

They want whatever they don't have at the moment. Princess Diana had an affair with her horse-trainer, despite being married to the future King of England.

Now that's a good movie people never talk about.

@lukeramos6546

2 жыл бұрын

I know 😫

@lokanantazain

2 жыл бұрын

Ur right

@cc_2303

2 жыл бұрын

Whats it called

@davidkruse4030

2 жыл бұрын

This wasn’t a good movie

@judas1523

2 жыл бұрын

it was an ok movie...

Johnny is so talented that he can do anything really. His acting is amazing.

@bunnyrecaps1402

2 жыл бұрын

Yes....

This movie is when I found out I have massive crush on Eva Greene, there's just something about villains that draw me in. She's simply stunning here and she always has been 100% in playing her roles love her!

@ghostorbwings2731

2 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!!!!! AAAAA I LOVE HER SM NOW

@daftmeme1081

2 жыл бұрын

Me three🤭🤭🤭

@Anonymous77767

2 жыл бұрын

Me four from todayy

@highvoltedge

2 жыл бұрын

Eva Green in the 300 sequel. Damn!!!

@matthoward7645

Жыл бұрын

The Dreamers for me I saw more of her then I had ever assumed 🤣 she is absolutely stunning

This is a movie I watched with my mom as a kid and loved it plus johny deep is amazing in his role

@animesimp-er1949

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you

@baicunicholas3095

2 жыл бұрын

An underrated gem I watch even today lol I always thought this was one of johny deeps best roles alongside rango and Jack sparrow he just plays any role in a funny and charming way

@milkman169yearsago7

2 жыл бұрын

Jonny depp is in this? Man can he change his look

@baicunicholas3095

2 жыл бұрын

@@milkman169yearsago7 yes he's the main character

@justacasualgamer1957

2 жыл бұрын

wait it is johnny depp?

It was actually Barnabas' fault on killing Julia.... If he knew that only Angelique can remove the curse, why did he expect Julia to turn him back into a human?

@Doc-Devin

2 жыл бұрын

Going to Angelique would obviously be the last thing he'd try given all the horrible things she's done to him and his family. He knows she'll reject or manipulate him and he's too proud to let it happen. With how amazing modern technology seemed to him, he probably thought she was like a modern witch that could essentially reverse the effects of his vampirism using this amazing medical technology

Sounds like a fantasy version of Johnny depp’s real life now.

The recap makes the movie seem a lot better than it actually is

@13thdukeofwybourne69

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this recap I rented Dark Shadows. Turns out I really, _really_ liked it. Remember totally ignoring it on release 'cause of terrible critic scores. I guess the lesson is, be sceptical of movie review sites. As time goes on they seem to judge movies by a completely different set of values than I do.

5:57 - "after, the girls teach him that they want love and not money. Barnabis kills them all to feed himself." - Sigma grindset

@tanmay8017

2 жыл бұрын

True Sigma

@tiktok_content9505

2 жыл бұрын

“Kills them all to feed himself” That sounds very sus when it is said with no explanation

He actually looks like a "vampire" in this movie lol

@Teekayhuey_TK

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know bra where is the shining skin🤣🤣🤣

@spadessongs

2 жыл бұрын

@@Teekayhuey_TK lmao

Who in their right minds would reject Eva Green in her prime?

@bleedinghearts4768

2 жыл бұрын

“in her prime” tf does this even mean

@christianoldeman8736

2 жыл бұрын

She like a mf basketball player?

@boejiden7093

2 жыл бұрын

@@bleedinghearts4768 when she between 24-34

@BiggusDickus.

2 жыл бұрын

A Johnny Depp in his prime definitely

@nathanwhiting5475

2 жыл бұрын

@@bleedinghearts4768 it means people eventually age.

If you reject Eva Green, 200 years might not be a long enough punishment XD

@Coco-chrispy

2 жыл бұрын

On god

I almost forgot about this movie. Great performances by everyone.

@GSP-76

2 жыл бұрын

@MandoGaming Dark Shadows

There are so many big names in this movie, how have I never heard about it????? I'm def watching it later

@tanelviil9149

2 жыл бұрын

yeah and some of the dialoge is funny too... i like this movie

@PrincessDMSB

2 жыл бұрын

It’s on Hulu & Netflix.

@13thdukeofwybourne69

2 жыл бұрын

Got buried by the critics as a bad movie. But in reality it was destroyed for having the wrong "message" with regard to dealing with a situation where s****y sexual politics got out of control. Strangely, kind of a foreshadowing for the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard situation that followed.

doesn't matter what movie and how its rated by critics Johnny Depp literally does every role to perfection and molds himself to the point that no one can even recognize him at first look .

If Johnny and Helena are in a movie together, you know, it's a quality movie!

all this because he couldn't fall in love with EVA FREAKING GREEN

@PlanetHell67

2 жыл бұрын

If I do that, my friends would think I am gae

@mr.ashuda

2 жыл бұрын

​@@PlanetHell67 I wouldn't blame them if you did that

@richardmetellus2336

2 жыл бұрын

I would have folded like a wet paper towel for Eva green.

@bbittercoffee

2 жыл бұрын

My man tried his hardest too, guess personality matters????

@aleksandrakudlinska2680

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly everytime I watched this movie I was like "Barnabas how"

Moral of the story: Don't ever reject a Witch.!

@mrfries2911

2 жыл бұрын

If iam ganna get the immortality from it ay iam down for it any day of the week 😂, great movie tho.

@thejustinsteffan

2 жыл бұрын

How do you know though? I have a feeling I might've shit keeps getting worse and worse ha

@jki808

2 жыл бұрын

Bro if Eva green ever hits on me I’m not fucking turning her down. Yea she’s a crazy homicidal maniac but I can fix her bro

@bleedinghearts4768

2 жыл бұрын

@@jki808 nah man. You can’t fix crazy. Doesn’t matter which gender they are. DONT DO IT 😭

@sauljahboi5965

2 жыл бұрын

If a witch asks you to put out! PUT OUT

While everyone complimenting Johnny, of course he's a second to none Greatest actor. I'd like to also appreciate and compliment Eva Green. She can execute any role of a villian perfectly. She is my favorite Green 😍👌 the movie is best because of her acting 👌

Designated Hero: Sure, Angelique is an Ax-Crazy Wicked Witch Yandere, but are we seriously going to overlook the fact that Barnabas is the one who toyed with her emotions, murdered way more people than Angelique did, and received no punishment afterwards? Not to mention, him constantly cheating on "Victoria". 1) He didn't toy with her. In the prologue, he outright states to her that his attraction was purely physical and continues to claim as such throughout the movie. He does admit at the end that he did have some feelings for her, but was put off by her Yandere mindset. 2) Also doesn't being buried alive for 196 years count as a punishment?

@miloradowicz

2 жыл бұрын

Are we going to ignore the fact that he is a human eating monster with little regard for human life? His crimes against that single woman are minor at best, but what about all the lives he ended? Yes, he was punished with two hundred years of underground imprisonment, but then he breaks out and the first thing he does is slaughter a dozen of construction workers. Yes, he'll fight to protect his family till the last drop of blood, but what about the other seven billion people?

@josephmerrick9803

2 жыл бұрын

A fellow Merrick!

@hulahula6182

2 жыл бұрын

OHHH NOOOooo the protaganist isnt 100% morally pure 😵😵😵 what do???

@ResolvedRage

2 жыл бұрын

@@miloradowicz You act like he had a choice, he didn't hurt anyone until he came out of the coffin nearly 200 years later. He hadn't eaten in 200 years and prime meat is just waiting there after his release. You try remaining a good person after being trapped alone for a few hundred years with nothing but your thoughts and sadness over the death of your family, friends, loved ones, oh and being immortal, knowing you will remain trapped in a box forever. She created him, if anything his sins are hers to bare and the other seven billion people are infested with people who would do anything to gain that same immortality. Get your head out of your ass.

@vyse102

2 жыл бұрын

@@miloradowicz "If *I* were a traumatized vampire locked in a coffin with my insatiable hunger for 200 years and was suddenly released by several construction workers, I'd have simply gone to Denny's. He's being unreasonable."

Give this man a Oscar already

@philipendres1882

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry, Oscar Machine broke

@drake71000

Жыл бұрын

He should have won it for Black Mass.

I had totally forgotten that this movie exists. It was weird enough that it was a remake of a weird soap opera that also had been forgotten at the time the movie was made.

@tanelviil9149

2 жыл бұрын

itsa curse :D

@jamesrawlins735

2 жыл бұрын

Dark Shadows had a pretty sizable cult following for many years (including a yearly convention for fans that still continues today). NBC actually relaunched the soap in 1991 but bad timing killed it (Desert Storm happened after the third episode and it was interrupted so much that it was cancelled after just 12 episodes. They even tried to bring it bck in 2004 and there's another pilot that the creators hope will get picked up.

How can you say no to Eva Green, especially when she's simping for you??

Poor Johnny! Always surrounded by bloodsuckers in reel life and real life.. 😔

From Victoria to Veronica to Victoria again😂

You know the scheme of the eternal punishment of turning a lover or you turn him into a vampire, trap him in a coffin for 200 years and punish his family just to come back 200 years later and doing all again reminds me of Tessa punishing Silas and Amara with eternity of pain after betrayal in vampire diaries.

Imagine being tortured because you rejected someone-

@esthergift8373

16 күн бұрын

Right!

This kind of witch is a much more preferable alternative to deal with than the actual witch the actor is currently dealing with in court lol.

So, a better love story than Twilight?

Lmao i always watch this movie every once in a while when i'm bored and it never fails to cheer me up 🤣

if a vampire placed a mirror on one of his or her glasses' lenses, he or she would have a 360 degrees vision.

I’ve been obsessed with this movie since it came out, and I’ve never seen it. I’m very thankful for this recap but I definitely gotta see this movie

Hang on, was that random fishing captain Christopher Lee?

@mayfalltribe4747

2 жыл бұрын

Sarumon lets goooo

interesting how his next dealings with a witch ended up with his career getting buried

@koalafromtomorrow5656

2 жыл бұрын

You taking about deep ex wife

0:45 the dark magic of McDonald's 2:45 I KNEW MCDONALD'S WAS BEHIND THIS

@mirikamouchiha932

2 жыл бұрын

We're currently slaves at McD's lol save us 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This hits different after their trial😁

This is epic foreshadowing for his actual life when he met Amber Heard.

@teaonrainyday888

2 жыл бұрын

The difference is the witch here actually had feelings for him despite all the other utterly criminal deeds she committed whereas the Amber turd never had anything for anyone but herself and used Jonny to inflict her demonic narcissistic abuse on him and for his money and to gain fame.

It's crazy how these past days I've been wanting to rewatch this movie & then you upload a recap of it 😳

This movie fits perfectly with the Depp and Heard issues today. You can try to bury him but he win in the end.

Ironic part is that irl Amber does exactly what the witch does in the movie 😳

Tim Burton + Johnny Depp teaming up on movies always gets me excited since the Edward scissor hands movie the Gothic style of theme in Tim Burton movie is really great plus I love night mare before Christmas is like tim Burton movie is somewhat related to his other movie

@beno1129

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Helena Bonham Carter as well. The three of them were all made for each other creatively.

@secretzerep5945

2 жыл бұрын

@@beno1129 oh yeah Helena Bonham also included in every Johnny and Tim movies there are the trio of gothic dark theme of movies

@bestdadoftheyear7181

Жыл бұрын

Also don't leave sweeny todd alone,man's a real devil barber

I wanna see how he does a Marvel movie. Oh! Could you Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man? 🤣🤣

@nicolaswinter4095

2 жыл бұрын

dudes to old now :P

I watched this when I was younger. I definitely did not appreciate this movie enough

This is one of my favorites 🤣☺️ it’s weird and so beautifully awkward. Drop and Eva were just brilliant

Lmao this does sound like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in real life 😆😆

Very good movie, I recommend you watch it. Johnny Depp nailed the character!

The scene where he looks at the McDonald's logo and mistakes it with Mephistopheles' sigil made me cackle so hard at the the movies, the whole room was laughing. In the late 1990s to early 2000s, there was this stupid urban legend that McDonald's was from the Devil because apparently Protestant parents doesn't want to see their children enjoying things and Fast Food were a pretty new thing here. With time, these legends became too ridiculous to believe, even though to this day many "churches" point out things that way. So I guess this scene triggered those memories on those people.

Would love a part 2 to that movie , movies so good could be a series

I feel bad for Angelique. She just wanted to be loved. She literally gave him her heart.

@ramanpreciado2241

2 жыл бұрын

I know I watched this movie two weeks ago and the end got me feeling bad because she just wanted love, just unfortunate behavior.

@SwooopieShark

2 жыл бұрын

My grandmother is a narcissist just like her. Ruining family and people' lives over someone leaving them.

@Oshun357

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwooopieShark u ever tried asking her to tell u her story to help u understand her better. Woman weren't treated very well during her times u have no idea what she went through that made her who is now.

@stephenwhenzle5277

2 жыл бұрын

Loving someone doesn't mean they'll love you back and that doesn't mean when they don't want you should kill em d fuck 🤣🤣

@samsimmons2831

2 жыл бұрын

@@Oshun357 you must be a woman😂😂😂

He’s reading the dark arts book and you see the McDonald’s M, foreshadowing…

Basically for 200 years this guy is not a simp. Legendary achievement unlock.

I would have never sat through a movie like this , thanks for summing it up

Should've cast Amber Heard for the Witch... but then it'd be too realistic.

Great recap

5:15 Damn! Dude even hypnotized Saruman!

I wish they had added another movie after this to see how the family did later on

Loved the movie. So many good actors and actresses.

Fav movie of All Time and Johnny 😭🤌🏻❤

5:15 god he even hypnotizes count dooku

Very nicely narrated, I saw this movie years ago and wondered what would happen after the ending. Too many monsters for such a small town.

Jealousy at a whole nother level!!

Your thumbnails always got me.. alwayss

witch: i give my heart to you vampire: you have no heart!

When she opened her eyes underwater I was like, took her long enough

These videos are so good

When your a witch and all you want to do is rule the fishing empire lmao

@EpicKate

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable. 🤣

@kyle4563

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair if I had magical powers I wouldn’t use it for world domination or become a new emperor. I’d probably use them to help me win video game tournaments or when I can’t reach the remote, or magically conjure some toilet paper if I ran out.

@christophercrawford2736

Жыл бұрын

When *my* a witch?

I watched this movie a couple of weeks ago about and it's an absolutely amazing movie imo. Johnny Depp always has great movies.

@ravindrabudhoo4653

Жыл бұрын

U know the movie name

What a great love story ❤️👍 love the recap 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + Eva Green + Michelle Pfeiffer + Helena Bonham Carter = MY DREAM CAME TRUE ❤️❤️❤️

Dark shadows is literally Johnny Depps life with his Wife.

I remember watching this movies as a kid and loved it

Johnny Depp is an amazing actor who can play any role he masters any role he plays.

John Depp best actor to me!!!! He always completely the assignment.

This was a really really good movie to be honest

I've forgotten the title of the movie, thanks a lot, man

I always loved this movie. The casting was perfect, especially the lovely Eva Green as the witch.

I absolutely love this movie. The wicked witch just wanted his lovin. Turns out Johnny did marry a witch who tried to bury him for all eternity.

Wow I remember watching this with grandparents bro. I wonder if my grandfather will come back in 200 years as a vampire. That'd be pretty cool.

The werewolf teenager was always my favorite character

I have gone down a rabbit hole and cant stop watching these recap videos.

Anyone spotted the McDonald's sign hahaha

@haydenwa11ar

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

Ah yes i watched this 4 times...never gets old...

I had forgotten about this movie, but I remember enjoying it when it first came out.

I know it doesn't need a sequel but man I'd love a sequel

Such a funny movie. I have watched it many times and I loved it every time.

0:45 Mcdonald👍

@baicunicholas3095

2 жыл бұрын

The true devil

The guy is Genius... Such a sweet recap

I love how he did a movie on a recap on a movie I’ve actually seen!