Everyone in there and look like they died and didn’t lay down 😂😂

@bigworm6614

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so fucking hard!

@woahyes6897

Жыл бұрын

yo I fucking died my damn swlf when I heard that

@balmain88

Жыл бұрын

Just realized

@LocalManMakesMusic

Жыл бұрын

Did he come up with that line or is that a saying?

@RyanRediger66

Жыл бұрын

Ima use that one

“I’m a fucking walking hemorrhoid”😂 You are not alone brother.

@Card_Asylum

Жыл бұрын

Neither are you 🤣

@brandongarrett212

Жыл бұрын

I feel bad for yall walking around with a raspberry. On your butthole must be a headache.

@ronaldwalker2622

Жыл бұрын

What's that

@bonesjones5692

Жыл бұрын

Dave fissure

@cdeezy2718

Жыл бұрын

bros chin hit the delete button

Bro took a bite and snagged two of the FATTEST pickles imaginable

@masonboi5661

Жыл бұрын

Pauseeee

@aaronlarios7317

Жыл бұрын

Talking bout "it ain't it" no shit it's all pickles 😂😂

@WisestTiger

Жыл бұрын

No cap, pickles thicker than the meat patty!

@Prospect_708

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronlarios7317 would of gave it the same score if I ate pickeles 🤣

@Meghead420

Жыл бұрын

Burger King always puts a ridiculous amount of pickles in my experience

If he opened a master class on casual insults, I would buy it

@Lumenjensen777

Жыл бұрын

Would sell like crazy for sure

@bernadetteharris3399

11 ай бұрын

He definitely should be famous

“They throw in ketchup, mayo.. everything in the kitchen sink” 🤣🤣🤣

@peacesearcher4598

6 ай бұрын

They trow...

"sweatin like Barry white in here" LMAOOOO

@peterrak9554

Жыл бұрын

Omg that had me laughing so hard

"It just, It ain't it" That describes bk perfectly.

@Wuking93

5 ай бұрын

LMAO

@peterjordansonthe2nd731

4 ай бұрын

This trog deserves 0 views

“Everyone there looks like they died and never laid down” 😂

@tamathawalden2037

Жыл бұрын

clever

This guy needs to be a national treasure!!

@Sus-kp5w

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf did jack just say bro like wtf

@bestyoueverhad100

2 жыл бұрын

I’m lost too bro lol

@loveinthematrix

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Jack why are you thinking that this is the friggen group to preach to you goofball? Post these quotes on Jeff Bezos KZread bro my guy Cug is on the right side of life

@loveinthematrix

Жыл бұрын

@Jack I love God too but this is just a strange audience you’re trying to hit

@tonyb1984

Жыл бұрын

​@Jack Jack be nimble, Jack be quick ...youz knowduhRest fahhhgetabotit!!

Haven't stooped this low in years!!😂😭😂😭 Exactly how I felt the last time I went to BK.

This dude is Ratatouille In a nut shell, my childhood has been euphorified

"Oh you want cheese on it? That will be an extra $20."

This dude has a way with words. Just discovered him yesterday but loving it all so far.

BK is always Ice Cold when you get the burgas. 💯

I love how he’s playing it off so cool like he don’t have the BK hat on 😂

Whopper with cheese brings me back to life after a night of going out. I love a good whopper!

@Diddley_Squat

11 ай бұрын

Amen sista

@trinidad510

10 ай бұрын

They used to be good in the 90s, they taste like garbage now though. Maybe it's just childhood nostalgia idk lol I never drank or went out to clubs or anything, so I can't speak on late night BK, maybe they would've tasted better to me if I did 😂😂

@zacknesh9368

9 ай бұрын

just a shame theres no such thing as a good whopper :(

@ts1265

8 ай бұрын

Just had BK today and handto throw my burger in the microwave as the patty and cheese were still room temp. Bk is so trash

@Diddley_Squat

8 ай бұрын

@@ts1265 sounds like the workers at your BK are trash.

King of da burrgggaaaasss

“Died and didn’t lay down!” I can’t wait to use that one lol 😂

Dawg eats like a true Italian 🤌🏼🇮🇹

Love ya work... 🤣🤣 Just keep talking my bro!! 🤗👍

Man you’re funny as helllll! I’m so glad I came across your videos lol!

“Heavy on the huffing and puffin” - as I’m watching this high as Uranus chowing down on some goddamn rice and steak

@Hyde2high

Жыл бұрын

I forgot theres platano is this 🔥

@anonymuzz99

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same except I'm with the KFC

Idk why but this one really made me laugh, especially when he says " everyone looked like they died and didn't lay down" now that shit was funny!!! 😂😂

Bro Idgaf how bad my day is this guy makes my fuckin day

"everybody looks like dey died and didn't lay down" 😂💀

You gotta get the FunkyWaker, Chicken Sandwich cut in half, Rings, Dr. Pepper and a Whoppa J for an appetizer..

Bro this is so funny. After eating a whopper I agree with everything you said!

why do I already like this guy

Bros been my favorite KZreadr/food reviewer just for the shit he says😂😂always instant classic

Gotttta WAPPAH ! Everyone looks like they died and didn’t lay down 🤣

when u order ray romano off wish

@tamathawalden2037

Жыл бұрын

good one

Just discovered this guy the other day and holy shit is he a national treasure 😂

"Does a bear shit in the woods" got me dead lmaoo

This came up in my shorts recommendations and I'm glad it did... This guy is hilarious!

@tamathawalden2037

Жыл бұрын

looking. ! lol 😂

I'm so glad I found your channel. You need your own TV show

Cug rocking the Crown with the Tank! Straight Class!!

Bro like a combo of Giant fan coming outta a game from MetLife Wirh a Dice attitude loving the content😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Burger King hasn’t been good since the 90s . Take care brush ya hair

@backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly :(, very early first half of the 2000s werent bad either but after that it was just a constant decline. Tragic, it was my favourite fast food joint when I was younger and now its just a shell of what it once was

@nzoththecorruptor3690

2 жыл бұрын

Just the whopper tho

@Tr-fj4hr

Жыл бұрын

I remember until like 2012 their fries were awesome, then they changed the recipe and cut them thicker

This guy is makes me uncomfortable but yet I still watch

No way, the whopper is the Best fast food burger ever, less greasy good veggies no mustard, straight 🔥🔥🔥

I love whoppers lmao so good

This dude is a real life Cartoon Character. I love it 😂

@tamathawalden2037

Жыл бұрын

FACT

At least yours is the most well put together whopper I’ve seen in a minute,I haven’t had a whopper look that well put together ever

The enthusiasm is contagious.

You can see him lose his shit with the pickles 😂😂😂

@RatedRcny

7 ай бұрын

I went back to watch that part and I'm dyin 😂

“Everything In The Kitchen Sink” 😂😂😂

Cugine in the fuckin burger king crown just made my whole dayl

I'm sweating like Barry white in heeeeeaaa 🤣🤣🤣 love you man

I haven't stooped this low in years. 😂😂

Walked in to a BK a few days ago and not one worker had gloves on. Prepping food bare handed and sweaty. Delicious.

This man needs a Whataburger.

"everyone in there looks like they died & didn't lay down" IM DONE W U CUG😂

You've heard of receding hairline, now get ready for receding jawline.

Does the bear shit in woods? Yes i want it 😂 lmfao 🤣 i died

@dalejrjunior1298

Жыл бұрын

still not as good as "does a duck drag weeds with a stiffy?"

You did it. I’m on my way to bk right now

Facts. I was wondering why the food quality went wayy down, in this clip 😂

This is thee Burger King.

Love this dude now

“Everyone in there looks like they died”🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was too relatable

McDonalds is a joke these days...Burger King is definitely superior at least at this point.

@alexnunez8189

Жыл бұрын

Recently moved from Texas to the east coast and let me tell ya, I’m in awe when I catch locals talking that way lol.

homie with the crown on, yessss👌👌👌

Bruh you literally make my days 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Love the vids bro 😂😂😂😂

"These salads that they tchrow in there" 😂😂😂 He says throw just like my Brooklyn born grandfather says three aka tree. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

They say don’t eat with ur mouth full but u do it well

The most PERFECT summary of a BK burger "it ain't it"

The bun is massive. Want you to forget about the quality of the meat

If you caught that It’s always Sunny reference, you’re a fucking 🐐

I'm sweating like Barry White ineya

Dude on the airplane vibes😂

Heavy on the huffin n puffin… ooopffh 😂👌🏻

The way he latched those two pickles in that bite 😂

Sweating like Barry white in here 😂

😂😂😂😂 bro you kill me 🤣

The meat sweats 😂 sadly I kno Exactly what that is and Burger King whoppers def make it happen 😂

I really enjoy this talk

Wow, you nailed it LOL!

Your a great comedian

The meat sweats had me rollin

I love this one. The crown 👍🏻

bro looks like he's wearing an pixar filter💀💀💀

Whole time I’m sitting here “ bro please for Pete sake TURN THE BUGER THE RIGHT WAY UP” 🤣

Everythang and the sink is my fav😂

“King of the burgues” 😅😅😅

Burger King employee. You want cheese. Cug does a bear shit in the woods

You should make your own version of what a whopper should be. I bet you’d beat it by far.

He finished that sandwich lol. Whoppers are good😂

You’re having it your way, you rule!

👑

Bro said they died and didn't lay down 💀💀sent me through the fuckin roof😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Always love hearing your input cug! -2 marons!! Ouch. Unfortunately that’s not a real burger.

LMAO sweating like Berry White.

The Whoppas good bro. It's solid.

"Every one in there looks Like they died and didnt lay down" Thats half of my city Rigjt now.

I havent stoop this low in yeahs...😂😂 we're tourkin the king of the burgahs!!😂😂

Sweating like Barry White in here😊....lol

I love whoppers

Ya just gotta love this guy

"Negative Two Maroons."