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@Imperial.Productions

Жыл бұрын

Can you please do a video where you tell us what the two bridges do on a Venator? In my head I think maybe one controls battles and capital ship to capital ship combat and the other moves the Venator and calculates the hyperspace jumps.

@7superball756

Жыл бұрын

RAMEN

@7superball756

Жыл бұрын

Ramen

@estaticethan1752

Жыл бұрын

Can you please do a video on The Expanse?

@lordzykron5518

Жыл бұрын

AT-PT Vs AT-AA versus video

Good, good Eck. Let the hate for these ships flow through you.

@darthganon944

Жыл бұрын

Great comment. Take my like.

@cato_sicarius

Жыл бұрын

Yes it comples him

@shadowknight7584

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@footmeal1660

Жыл бұрын

Did You Ever Hear The Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil

Жыл бұрын

Mandaloreian leak footage 😱 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqV5y5JwZcfKmto.html

5:53 Slave II is pure utilitarian. It doesn't care about looking pretty, it just cares about getting the job done. Windows on a spaceship are a vulnerability, and with cameras etc, they're not necessarily needed.

@SATANICCOW

Жыл бұрын

Fuck off looks like a giant refrigerator with a right angle on the right L

@rpk321

Жыл бұрын

Windows in star wars are made of some super transparent steel.

@OverHeed

Жыл бұрын

@@rpk321 Imagine if there is a fire somewhere... Not getting out of the house that way XD

@barryallen2240

Жыл бұрын

@@Atomic_Bubblegum Target Practice

@the_once-and-future_king.

Жыл бұрын

It looks like a frickin toaster!

4:37 The reason Old Republic troopers and Clone troopers look almost identical is because their armour is heavily Mandalorian-inspired. The Old Republic had just about gotten completely ass-raped by the Mandalorians not long before the rise of Vitiate's Sith Empire, which forced them to militarize. So when designing armour for their soldiers, they took inspiration from the enemy that nearly defeated them, since it was clearly effective. We all know about the creation of the clones; based on the genetic template of a Mandalorian, and their training and equipment was heavily overseen by Mandalorians. Thus their design philosophies played a large part in the construction of the armour.

@LouisKing995

Жыл бұрын

That’s the internal reason, which he understands. He’s just saying externally it’s kind of boring that the republic troopers look so similar to the clones despite many thousands years separating them.

@WereScrib

Жыл бұрын

@@LouisKing995 It also kind of ignores the former design that was used as a improvement of Republic armors, which frankly, didn't look like Mandalorian armor. Throughout Tales of the Jedi, where that lore originates, the Republic has an almost Chinese and Japanese scifi look versus the very Crusader looking Mandalorians. With the only real exception being the murder hobo Onderonians and the Aztec looking Sith.

I am very basic, I only like X-Wing, you can't bully me.

@EckhartsLadder

Жыл бұрын

half that ship is a dick

@slayersbarracks4907

Жыл бұрын

@@EckhartsLadder holy crap it is

@davidordaz5251

Жыл бұрын

@@EckhartsLadder your not wrong lol 😂

@KingsandGenerals

Жыл бұрын

@@EckhartsLadder that is what I am saying, it is an AlphaChad starfighter

@drxtale9446

Жыл бұрын

@@EckhartsLadder it is indeed

Great video. It's funny that you bullied the Dragon one for being painted black, then said you wished the Sith Eternal fleet was all black.

@EckhartsLadder

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@Icommittedarson

Жыл бұрын

It’s called hypocrisy. ;)

@ninianstorm6494

Жыл бұрын

@@EckhartsLadder how about doing a xenosaga fleet vs unsc fleet?

@mp5_Puppy

Жыл бұрын

@@Icommittedarson like what the Jedi order was based off in the times leading up to the clone wars?

@Icommittedarson

Жыл бұрын

@@mp5_Puppy yes.

Whoever decided to turn B-wings into jank brick shuttles needs a smack upside the head and a lecture. In and out of universe.

@enoughothis

Жыл бұрын

The Trooper Ship from Old Republic is that exact thing and it looks hideous.

@TheEventHorizon909

Жыл бұрын

I prefer my b wing mk 2 to be ec henry

@bthsr7113

Жыл бұрын

I just.... you take the ONLY other heavy strike craft than the Y-wing, but turn it into a below average troop shuttle.

@mapleflag6518

Жыл бұрын

@@bthsr7113 When they could have just modified the U-wing

@bthsr7113

Жыл бұрын

@@mapleflag6518 exactly! Heck, even stolen and converted Lamda shuttles would be better.

My issue with the E-wing was the top cannon seems to interfere with the cockpit, both getting in and out, emergency ejection, flare from blasters, and visual obstruction.

@noahcheckman8542

Жыл бұрын

Unless they eject downwards and there's something in the windscreen to deal with the glare. Though I don't recall downwards-ejecting seats being very effective.

@whydontyouhandledeez

Жыл бұрын

And it just looks really, really lame.

@TenOutOfSeven

Жыл бұрын

the top gun is also just a barrel, if you look at the under wing guns (and the ones on the x-wing) there is a body to the gun that is as long again as the barrel, but the top gun just slopes into the fuselage (which contains an engine that is also somehow half as long as the wing ones) - makes it look just tacked on

@jamesstruckman6782

Жыл бұрын

Anyone trying to eject would meet the same fate as Goose.

@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil

Жыл бұрын

Mandaloreian leak footage 😱 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqV5y5JwZcfKmto.html

Fury is not a tie. It has space for cargo, crew to sleep, a meeting room, a medical wing, and space for a holo chess table. It is not a star fighter like a TIE. It is a starfighter like the Falcon. edit: today i found out jek 14's first starfighter was an E wing

I have a soft spot for the G9 Rigger-class light freighter: it's an inexpensive freighter powered by Sadness. My Star Wars RPG group stole, like, three from the Hutts, because we didn't have anyone who could fake ship registries, but we DID have somebody who could physically tinker with the ship to rig up some basic controls. The Hutts were less than happy, but we framed an Imperial black ops group for the thefts, so we never had any issues.

@johannesseyfried7933

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like an interesting story. :)

I love the look of the Old Republic Trooper's more than the Clone Army one's. Just something really unique and beautiful about it.

@Arauto_Kagnos

Жыл бұрын

You can make some good great trooper outfits in the game if you're creative with the trooper outfits within the game.

@rc59191

Жыл бұрын

@@Arauto_Kagnos I mostly have been sticking with my Havoc Squad armor.

@oyoxdwright6247

Жыл бұрын

My favourite OR republic armour is the armour that the commandos (and I think shock troops) wear on belsavis. Tbh it’s my favourite trooper amour in Star Wars.

@Arauto_Kagnos

Жыл бұрын

@@rc59191 I use the holoshield trooper for mine. I'm not that creative when it comes to outfits so I tend to stick with entire sets as opposed to mix and matching, but there are some really talented people out there. Plus with the new leveling gear vendor that lets you buy the cosmetic shells there is a lot more variety of options to choose from. I'm almost tempted to make a custom outfit for my characters.

@rc59191

Жыл бұрын

@@Arauto_Kagnos ya I'm the same way sticking to full armor sets would like to find the one that the regular Republic Soldiers are wearing those look really cool.

Fury and the harrower absolutely did not deserve the roasting they got, both are such beautiful designs for ships.

Honestly love this as a dialog on just ship designs. Any universe you want with ships works with this IMO warhammers massive ass cathedral ships to no mans sky nonsense

@adambielen8996

Жыл бұрын

You can't praise the Emperor if you have no style.

Resistance Shuttle is practically the Cloud Car of the sequel trilogy.

@TheEventHorizon909

Жыл бұрын

Clown car clown car

@enoughothis

Жыл бұрын

That's an insult to the Cloud Car

@blackc1479

Жыл бұрын

Sad part is that it actually could have worked as a modular shuttle/transport. (The concept, not the execution. Flying harmonica lol) I'm thinking something along the lines of the visitor shuttles from "V" back in the day. Main module, with expansion pods for added capacity. Edit: and honestly, I remember seeing the cloud cars in the early 80s and thinking wth? Lol

@Trylk1138

Жыл бұрын

You leave that orange beauty out of this!

@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil

Жыл бұрын

Mandaloreian leak footage 😱 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqV5y5JwZcfKmto.html

Such a shame that Eck does not grasp the sheer imperial might and glory communicated by Resurgent Sith Imperial ships

@absalomdraconis

Жыл бұрын

Eh, they're a variant on the Star Destroyer theme, no big deal. The Executor and Mega were a big deal because it seriously looked like they were big enough to double as dockyards.

@Whatwillgowrong

Жыл бұрын

Resurgent dumb

@Arauto_Kagnos

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. The fury is one of the most beautiful ships in SW.

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

Жыл бұрын

modern empire is kinda bad with its designs like the transport that was just a brick with stormtroopers sticking out and then the first order transport aka another brick

@KaiserMattTygore927

Жыл бұрын

Meh, they're pretty bland honestly.

The Venator double bridge looks like Jar Jar Binks face, at some angles. IMHO it was designed back when George Lucas was planning on having Darth Jar Jar, and right after the big reveal there was going to be a slow transition from a close up of Darth Jar Jar's face _and his Sith eyes_ (that we only just realised were Sith all along) to a Venator, with the bridges lining up with Jar Jar's eyes. With the lead up time in designing ships, models ect, the artwork would have begun far before even the script was finalised. Anyway, now try to unsee Jar Jar's face in a Venator … what if that was the reason that the Empire didn't keep it, but kept the Acclimator? *Vader:* My master, the bridges of a Venator, I find them annoying to gaze at. They remind me of that irritating… *Palatine [interrupting]:* Jar Jar, I see the resemblance too, Lord Vader. And it disturbs you? (Looking sideways at Vader, and knowing his weaknesses)… …it's like sand. [Vader shivers] I shall decommission them then. Remember this indulgence, Lord Vader.

@redeye4516

Жыл бұрын

You know that's a very good point about his eyes, I didn't even notice his eyes are literally Sith yellow the whole time.

@prestonjones1653

Жыл бұрын

@@redeye4516 I fully believe in the Darth Jar Jar theory, but the eye color is a pretty weak evidence for it. I mean, Pantorans all have yellow eyes, are Riyo Chuchi or Baron Papanoida Sith?

@AndrewFullerton

Жыл бұрын

... thank you for ruining that ship for me

@matthiuskoenig3378

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Branching of into other universes would be great, praising designs is great, and I would suggest BSG's Viper Mk. VII for the first one.

@TheEventHorizon909

Жыл бұрын

I love the Mk 7

@Sky_Guy

Жыл бұрын

Thank god they blew up the Pegasus so I didn't have to look at as many of those ugly-ass Mk. VII's zipping around with their goofy triple-gun set-up and uninspired gunmetal grey "paintjob."

@frauzschttek2098

Жыл бұрын

Space battleship Yamato for the 2nd one

@VegetaLF7

Жыл бұрын

Funny enough the Mk VII is based on the F-16 in appearance as a way of showing some love for the Falcon pilots who were fans of the original BSG and began referring to their F-16s as Vipers, a name that stuck. I get what you're saying but I just wanted to throw out the design inspiration for it

@powerofanime1

Жыл бұрын

@@VegetaLF7 Neat. I think focusing on the places that they departed from the inspiration's design could make a fun video.

Funny that the less inspired fury class interceptor is probably my favorite ship from the old Republic. Might just be because it is the ship the sith characters use. Still it's design is pretty sleek

@Arauto_Kagnos

Жыл бұрын

Fury and the Phantom are the best player ships.

I’m also one of the few people that likes the Slave II. Looks wacky and goofy but that’s what I like about it.

@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans

Жыл бұрын

Lotta Slave II lovers here. I dig it

@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans

Жыл бұрын

It’s especially better than a computer randomly generating a fleet

@sundoga4961

Жыл бұрын

I love it myself. It's gloriously ugly, but every aspect screams functionality. In that aspect it reminds me of the Sulaco from Aliens - hideous and hideously effective.

@danielkorladis7869

Жыл бұрын

like there's going to be ugly ships in-universe. Slave II is ugly, but it also looks like it belongs in the Star Wars universe.

@Asko83

Жыл бұрын

Slave II also makes great sense for a bounty hunter ship. Much of the bulkiness is because the ship has prison cells. For transporting live bounties. Which is handy for any bounty hunter that doesn't just freeze or kill their targets.

5:54 I also like the E-Wing, to me it just makes sense that, as the New Republic improved its starfighters, they would abandon existing architecture and build ships with similar concepts but different shape. I'm also not bothered that this ship needed a new R-7 Astromech to work. Its only real fault was that people liked the X-Wing, which led the Legends writers to create the XJ as a super X-Wing to eclipse the fascinating but underloved E-Wing. The Sequel Trilogy unwittingly followed suit.

@rpk321

Жыл бұрын

E-wing doesn't look next-gen. It looks like something came out before X-wing.

4:24 Story wise I agree with you, but visually the Fury Class is one of the better looking Star Wars fighters. 6:06 How do you get in and out of an E-Wing with that gun barrel up there? If that was BELOW the ship then maybe it would be ok, but above, WTF?

@ScalpelCSG

Жыл бұрын

The entire turret piece disconnects, which is easily the most hilarious thing about the ship.

@Ishlacorrin

Жыл бұрын

@@ScalpelCSG I think that makes it worse, what nutjob designed that ship?

the real issue with the E-wing is the laser cannon that gets in the way of opening the cockpit canopy

@mapleflag6518

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they should have put two on the sides.

@CameronM1138

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it slides forward like on the Naboo starfighter?

@MercenaryPen

Жыл бұрын

@@CameronM1138 it doesn't matter if the canopy slides forward, the ejector seat will still launch straight into a collision with the barrel of the laser cannon

I’m sorry. The E-wing looks like the result of someone doing the best they could with an X-wing LEGO set that’s missing pieces.

@pills-

Жыл бұрын

Dammit. I hate it when you only find one pair of wing plates, and all the rest are the left side 😡

@chaotixthefox

Жыл бұрын

It's literally fine.

@MidsouthCupSeries

10 ай бұрын

Lego just made an E-Wing set lol

All these ships and not a single down vote. He's on to something guys

@MCLegoboy

Жыл бұрын

That's because KZread no longer displays dislikes. They haven't for awhile. About a year, maybe even more, I can't remember when that happened.

@wolfram3082

Жыл бұрын

@@MCLegoboy that was the joke

@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil

Жыл бұрын

Mandaloreian leak footage 😱 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqV5y5JwZcfKmto.html

@sporperino

Жыл бұрын

@@MCLegoboy mf dain't got the humor of the poster

I like the X-Wing's nose, its IMO the best modification Joe Johnson did on Cantwell's design.

My favorite ships are ISDs. Also I know this video is about ships but the AT-PT is the greatest ground vehicle in all of Star Wars.

@MPHIY17

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I think the best light ground vehicle would be something like a fully encased AT-RT since it balances speed with *just* enough protection against small arms fire to stay useful in a fight while having a reasonably powerful armament for skirmishing against infantry or other scout vehicles. It does all of this while staying light enough to not have to worry about getting bogged down like a heavier (ahem: AT-ST) walker might. At the end of the day either of our favorites works well for their intended roles which leads me to ask: what the hell was the Empire thinking when they made the AT-ST?

Yo. Why does the E-wing have such a weirdly placed gun right above the cockpit? Wouldn't that be a detriment/cumbersome to the pilot? Also it looks like a dumb unicorn horn.

@skykeeper2216

Жыл бұрын

muzzle flash go brrrrr

@deriznohappehquite

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Put the gun under/in front of the cockpit like a normal person.

@skykeeper2216

Жыл бұрын

plus, makes boarding and exiting the cockpit unnecessarily difficult (canopy has to slide instead of swing open like a WWII fighter) and forces the use of a downwards-facing ejector seat

Would love to see you dunk on ships from other continuities

Fury class is lazy lore wise, but it's still a great design on its own.

@Aryc11

Жыл бұрын

Fr, Fury classes are some of my favorite ships in the series. They just look so Sith and I'm such an edgy bitch.

4:39 "The Republic Trooper looks exactly like the Clone Trooper..." Well yeah, the Clone Troopers were an attempt to "rebuild" and borrow from the glory of the old Republic "Grand Army" which defeated the Sith Empire.

@demi-femme4821

Жыл бұрын

But Clone Armour has an origin, it's derivative of Mando armour. It doesn't need this tie back to the Republic Troopers. George Lucas took old designs and made new ones based off them. He took the ISD and made the Venator and Acclamator. He took the X-wing and made the ARC-170. He took the TIE fighter and made the Scimitar and the Eta-2. He took Boba Fett's armour and Stormtrooper armour and made an army with similar but still recognizably different armour. With the Republic Troopers, it's painfully derivative. George Lucas made two flying triangles that were distinct but still obviously connected to the same flying triangles from the original trilogy, while the Republic Trooper armour is so obviously just Phase II Clone Armour but Slightly Different.

@mondaysinsanity8193

Жыл бұрын

@@demi-femme4821 well i mean thats what happens when you buipd a world backwards

@BeukendaalMason

Жыл бұрын

@@demi-femme4821 But why is Clone armor derivative of Mandolorian armor? The Mandolorians were nothing big in the era of the first 3 movies. Why make an army to defend the Republic based off of a group of people not known to the general populace and if known unlikely to be a good impression (Mandolorians do not have in general a good reputation). I also ask why base the ARC-170 off of the X-Wing as the history of the X-Wing is stated to be from an earlier, but similar ship the Z-95 Headhunter. And why just replace the ARC-170 with a completely different ship style as the TIE (I understand viewing the ARC-170 as not meeting the new needs, but why not redesign the ARC-170 instead of just swapping over to a new untested design?)? The Republic Troopers armor has a realistic reason for why they are an amalgam of Mandolorian armor. During the Knights of the Old Republic era (just prior to most of the Old Republic events) the Mandolorians fight a war against the Republic, and while smaller in number they seriously damage the Republic. Not too surprisingly the Republic wanting to better equip their now veteran troops in what had been proven during a war as superior armor. Monday's insanity is correct, much of the Old Republic and movies 1 thru 3 are backwardsworld building. Sadly, much of the Star Wars designs are too derivative period. The Old Republic does an attempt to reason why.

@mapleflag6518

Жыл бұрын

@@BeukendaalMason You do realize who the template for the clone army is right?

6:26 My main issue with the E-wing is the giant laser cannon directly over the canopy. Not does it seem to block a fairly large portion of the pilot's view above them, its also unclear how someone gets in or out of the damn thing considering the canopy can't lift upwards like on every other Alliance starfighter. Maybe it slides forward? But even then you still have to be careful not to crack your head on the barrel. I know star wars dogfights are inspired by WW2 air combat, so why not put the cannon IN the nose? There were plenty of old fighter planes that used that design, and it makes more sense than putting the guns on the wingtips too.

I would love to see this series become more mainstream. I love seeing fantasy designs that look cool on the surface but are actually absurd in concept. Bonus points for branching out to other franchises.

It is 02:41 in Berlin and I really enjoy this video for going to sleep

@EckhartsLadder

Жыл бұрын

cozy

you should make a video or video series going over the “aesthetics” of fictional space navy’s and how the ship designs fit their overall look

My main issue with the E-Wing is the gun mounted over the cockpit annoys me greatly. How does the cockpit open? Does the gun have to have additional components and machinery to allow being moved up? Do mechanics have to repair that machinery often and how difficult is that compared to the wing-mounted guns? Does the blaster fire from the gun inhibit the sight of the pilot with constant flashes? On my model for the X-Wing tabletop game I surgically removed the gun and reglued it to the underside of the fuselage to avoid all these problems.

7:58 I actually kind of like that ship, although since it is a decorative covering for a stage for actors to prepare in, I see why the proportions are so wrong. My theory is that the sip uses censors to navigate and the pilots are behind computer screens while the glass is there either to confuse the resistance, or are actually solar panels to power instruments. I visited it at Disney and it also appears in the ride where you fly the falcon, where it’s armor proves to be impressive, by talking at least four hits on from the Falcon’s main guns (and since they don’t program it to crash) this can take a beating from a small point defense gun and walk away unscathed so having limited cockpit glass makes sense. Also as for the complainant that it is a first order transport with wings on it, that is fair but also practical that the First Order would take a work an working design into a new design. Real world militaries do that as well, like the Black Hawk compared to the Huey.

If I have to pick a ship that I love that is outside the norm it would be the Hapan battle cruiser (or was it the battle dragon?) it's just so outside the typical star wars design that I can't help but love it. Plus it has those rows of revolving turbolasers on each saucer section.

@KMCA779

Жыл бұрын

Hapan Battle Dragon. Yeah, the images we got of them are goofy but the description in the books makes them sound fascinating. The entire Hapan Navy sounds just different enough from the norm that it has me hooked. Even their starfighters with their big, slow firing but super hard hitting guns... Sure the Hornet is silly but it's still so cool to see how different it is (plus cockpit ejection for the Hornet rather than just floating out in the void with nothing but a vac suit.)

@DeathBYDesign666

Жыл бұрын

@@KMCA779 Thanks for the minor correction, I knew it was one of the two. It's been a while since I gave my source books a look and I don't know where they are anymore so I'm a bit slow on my memory of it. It is goofy looking but still so unique, I remember the images very well.

Every video of these I see I keep thinking he’s gonna talk about relationship ships, and every time I have to remind myself not everyone is on that part of the fandom

@demi-femme4821

Жыл бұрын

I'd watch a video of him dunking on ships in Star Wars.

@soaringraven0

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelandreipalon359 What about Reylo as well?

Although I'm a big fan of "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything" in most cases, this bullying is refreshing and honest! Please, more ship and tech bullying vids about any universe! Excellent work.

My two favorite ships are the ARC-170 and the Delta-7 aethersprite-class light interceptor, even though I definitely know both were not the best crafts. If I was in Star Wars I'd most certainly have either a modified ARC-170 for a single pilot, with modified weapons systems, interior, and of course some upgrades that'd help keep me alive like a good shield and a space toilet and fridge. Alternatively on a more "realistic" approach assuming I couldn't get a ship of my choice, I'd most certainly get a U-Wing, as it's not only beautiful, but spacious and a very reliable craft

Love the content man keep it up

Speaking of the TIE Dagger, I actually had an idea for a triangle-wing TIE, but it had s-foils that allowed it to land. Also 100% agree with you on the Old Republic designs, they're cool but look weird when you factor in the timeline. The only Sequel ships I'd say I agree with you on are the Xyston and, to a lesser extent, the Resistance shuttle. The Xyston's just ISD 2.0 with a superlaser and the shuttle just looks weird, though it at least has some charm to it. Also, the E-wing can absolutely get scrapped, I'm sorry, I just can't lol...

Please talk about the Destiny Ascension from Mass Effect. Star Wars has some good ship designs but the Destiny Ascension was amazing. Too bad it was destroyed.

@thespartan-sangheili3224

Жыл бұрын

ah, so I guess I know how your ME1 playthrough ended then. not a fan of the council, eh?

@sourry9649

Жыл бұрын

No I saved the council but in the final battle it ain’t one of the surviving ships.

@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil

Жыл бұрын

Mandaloreian leak footage 😱 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqV5y5JwZcfKmto.html

@revan1234569

Жыл бұрын

@@sourry9649 if you save the council it will survive and in 2 you will here how it gets a refit to upgrade it with new tech.

The Venetor class looks like Jar Jar Binks. Prove me wrong. “Messa going to blowey up Komino! Pew pew!”

I just wanna say I think the TIE raptor is the most adorable piece of shit ever designed.

The laser cannon on the top of the e-wing ruins the design for me. Take that cannon and put it under the nose or built into the nose and you'd have a better look. Or better yet, ditch the third gun all together and say the power of the other two was increased....or add concussion missle pods under the wings. Anything's better than that ridiculous thrid gun above the canopy.

@seanwhitman8353

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. The over the canopy gun on the E-Wing just ruins the design. I like the underslung cannon idea for the nose. I would put two there on either side. Then on the top of the fuselage you bulge it out a touch on either side and add in some missile launchers or torpedo tubes. I also like the missile launchers on the wings idea.

@calebbarnhouse496

Жыл бұрын

I'd love it if was a a repeating blaster turrent controlled by an astromech that went after both missiles, and would be useful for defending a postion if a landing force is ambushed

@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil

Жыл бұрын

Mandaloreian leak footage 😱 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqV5y5JwZcfKmto.html

Random thought: does the existence of Mara Jade as a fan favorite in general and foil for Luke Skywalker in particular imply that Star Wars fans think that Luke needs to be bullied? 🤔 Discuss

@hayleyglyphs

Жыл бұрын

luke absolutely needs to be bullied

@aralornwolf3140

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Everyone needs to be bullied... how else is one supposed to be challenged? Assuming one is always right is the path of the Sith... having a person constantly berating your ideas/plans is the best way to know if your plans/ideas are Sith worthy!

This is actually my favorite type of video apparently. Just seeing rapid fire ratings of stuff viewers submit to you.

Imagine if the Empire, First Order, or Sith Eternals Builds Ties based on Sith ships from previous sith empires.

Definitely need more of these!!

The X-Wing may be one of my absolute favorite starfighters, but I nearly chocked at the "penis nose" quip, lmaooo, I can't unsee that now, especially with the way the Death Star battle ends in Episode IV

@callumpears1523

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"At that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

4:31, YOU JUST LISTED MY EXACT PROBLEM WITH THE OLD REPUBLIC! I thought I was the only one to think this!

Star Trek. I need to see a Star Trek version of this series

I like the Resurgent and Nebula-class star destroyers. Don't bully me please... And 3:11 jethus cwithe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheEventHorizon909

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Trolling

@jonnnyren6245

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@@TheEventHorizon909 how the hell am I trolling? The Resurgent is a good looking warship and we all know the Nebula is one of the most powerful star destroyers in Legends under the New Republic Defense Fleet.

Your videos are never boring and I won't lie, its kinda cathartic hearing you pick at what you consider poor ship designs. I dont always agree but you make good points I can concede to. If you read this I really would love a deeper breakdown in your fashion of the Ssi-Ruuk ships, the Truce at Bakura definitely has problems but I just love the ships cause thats what drew me into Star Wars as a kid,

I think that this discussion style is really fun! Definitely looking forward to more!

Some bad takes from Ecks. Love the Harrower and the Fury... XD

Cover the Gravestone ship and the Eternal Empire ships both from SWTOR. See how you can roast both of them.

I love the Reaper, it is a perfect ship for the Star Wars aesthetic and functionally perfect for what it was designed to do

5:20 flying bathroom buddy has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow I’m early! Probably because I came in riding in my AT-PT

Eck: "The Fury-class is too derivative. But the TIE/Reaper is innovative and cool!" Me: "I like the Fury, and think the Reaper--and the seemingly equally-popular U-wing--are stupid-looking."

@mapleflag6518

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Yet they are perfect for flying in atmosphere without repulsor lifts.

Viewers: man KZread recommendations are boring lately Kenobi Clips: *Hello There!*

Dude said "Slave 2 looks looks like a flying Bathroom Buddy" 🤣🤣🤣 "Uh oh! You forgot to shave...."🤣🤣🤣

Hope it’s all good with the fam, good to see eck back!

I get what you're saying about the Slave II. It feels kind of like a ship that was just cobbled together rather than designed. Like they just took all the components they needed, bolted them together, and covered it with flat panelling. It seems like exactly the sort of unlicensed, untraceable ship that a bounty hunter might get on some scrappy backwater planet, or built in secret from parts scavenged from other vessels. That's the vibe I get. Now let's go to Wookiepedia and see how close I was...

With the TIE Dagger, they just slapped Doritos on it and called it a day

3:10 good God dude I about spit out my coffee lmfao

One series that I'd love to see your opinion on, when it comes to ships, would be the massive Gundam menagerie, which has been around since 1979, a similar time frame as Star Wars.

love this series!

About your comment on the X-wing nose. I was once making a Pinewood Derby (little model cars you race) X-wing and my Mom thought the front looked like a ya know too.

Just had the best ad placement of all: “make the argument that Palpatine based-“

I laughed way to hard at 3:11 LoL.

If we're talking about Empire at War, some of the Zann Consortium transport shuttles are just like "I'm a box with thing sticking off of it."

Bruh, the tie crawler. It’s like is a WWI commander was like “Our troops need reinforcements! Send in the wingless biplanes!”

i really enjoy these vids!

"They tried to put wings on it, and act like we wouldn't notice" 😂

Whenever I look at a Venator, I see confirmation of Darth Jar Jar. The bridges are clearly his eye stalks.

Dude, so close to a million! Let's go!

First time seeing the Slave II and I genuinely really love it. Pure function, no frills, not his daddy's ship.

The ships of Traveller (a TTRPG that started in the 70's) would be fun to both see dunked and praised

I love the Tie Striker, RO designs are simply so great

The Resistance Transport is bad, but I will say one thing good about it, maybe the only thing it has going for it: It's well-designed to give a good cinematic shot of the door opening up when it lands so that you can see everybody come out of it at once. That's a big issue with the U-Wing, because for the U-Wing, there's no good angle to look at the door opening up because the wing is in the way. The ship was designed to look more like a fighter than a troop transport, and any shot from above just doesn't show any of the troop transport aspect.

The "E" in E-Wing stands for embarassed.

this series is epic! am now subscribed

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers the Dragon class cruiser from the Dragon magazine.

This was great 😂

Never had a phallic image of the X-Wing until now...tango mike!!

Doing eve online ships would be neat, they got a lot of asymmetric and otherwise nonsensical spaceships along some cool ones. (including 4 "races" of ships with completely different art styles)

I’d love to see at least a “one and done” video dunking on ships in other sci-fi franchises/movies/TV series. There’s certainly a lot to choose from.

You could make this an ongoign series of bad ships in sci-fi. Call it "I don't give a ship!"

Further proof that my favorite ship is perfect: Ecks is too scared to diss the Jabitha.

I'm glad I could give you a ship you've never heard of! Not everyday that happens!

Haha itsa my time! The T-6 Shuttle is one of my favorites. The flying wing, the detachable cockpit to an escape pod, the look of it is so different, I love it! I had the Lego version as a kid and i loved it, I want to get another one just to build it again. It was fantastic

This warms my soul

To its credit, the TLJ shuttle has the best hyperdrive in the galaxy. It can go literally 2/3 of the way across, from Crait to Cantonica and back, in 18 hours. The previous fastest ships in the galaxy would have taken weeks to make that trip. I agree with you on the Pursuer class (Slave II). It's _good_ ugly. Like that old promo for the Scion xB-Cons: Boxy, ugly, people will stare. Pros: Boxy, ugly, people will stare.

Now THIS is content!

Love it as always

Love it! Tkx!

9:15 Tie Dagger, they took the gimmick off the V22 Osprey where the wings/engines rotate vertically to allow landing. If we're talking in SW universe... the mandalorian fighters and the Kom'Rk Mandalorian dropship, these both do this but have the added feature of the wings rolling around the main fuselage as well while in flight.