Reminder they're doing this bit in the middle of a war. And that she legitimately signed up to work for Kazuya "I threw my dad off a cliff multiple times and am now one of the main backers of World War 3" Mishima because he could potentially advertise her coffee.

@sheridoncary2602

4 ай бұрын

That's not his name anymore after 7 he changed it to Kazuya "I threw my dad into a volcano for dramatic irony and managed to kill him for real this time and am now one of the main backers of world War 3" Mishima to celebrate the occasion.

@OmegaSamurai64

4 ай бұрын

And they said love couldn't be found on the battlefield.

@ThePhoenixScribe

4 ай бұрын

I imagine that conversation might have sounded something like this... Kazuya: I am a deranged madman who threw my father off a cliff and want to kill my own son. Azucena: That sounds hardcore. I dunno if I wanna join. Kazuya: ...If you join we'll promote your coffee. Azucena: You son of a bitch I'm in!

Leo: *speaks German * Azu: where you from, no wait let me guess, Germany! Leo:holy shit how did she guess that

@ThePhoenixScribe

4 ай бұрын

LMAO 🤣

@Sungura_Kaiser

4 ай бұрын

I mean... Lars is a Japanese-speaking Swede (Half-Japanese because of Heihachi, but still) Lee and Xiaoyu are both Chinese, but speak Japanese Alisa gets a pass for being a robot, despite being built by a Russian. and King... is a jaguar

@47STREET474747

4 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@Sungura_Kaiserwell Lee was adopted by Heihachi and lived most of his childhood to adulthood with the Mishima’s so it’s expected that he adopted japanese as his main language. Xiaoyu loves Japan and went to school there with Jin so no surprise there.

@Sungura_Kaiser

4 ай бұрын

@@47STREET474747 Xiaoyu "loves Japan" is kind of an erroneous oversimplification. She snuck onto Heihachi's boat because she wanted him to fund her amusement park idea.

“And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother.”

@shanmplayzree

Ай бұрын

“woah father/mother/parent so you met mother in a battlefield and randomly started talking about coffee? Wild”

Leo : what am I doing here

@ThePhoenixScribe

4 ай бұрын

🤣

“Wait lemme guess…. Alemania” “Yes… Deutschland”

btw this happened in a warzone lmao

@ThePhoenixScribe

4 ай бұрын

That's honestly the icing on the cake lmao

Its a normal character with law lol 😂