Broski Nation Space Program & the Popemobile
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This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski talks about her lactose intolerance woes, space travel, and the Pope-Mobile.
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Starting off with BBL drizzy is fucking hilarious 💀😭
@sn98338
23 күн бұрын
I was dying 😭😭😭😭
@CoochiesaurusX
23 күн бұрын
BBL DRIZZY BBL DRIZZAAAYYYY
@opal7110
23 күн бұрын
our supreme leader is always on the right side of history
@haileyeremia6911
23 күн бұрын
No fr I lost it at work
@mawrkw.3774
23 күн бұрын
literally busted out laughing becus i was singing it 10 seconds before that. 0:15
It comforts me that there are other cuties around the world who get the same notification on their phone, click into this video, and we're all locked in around the world at the SAME TIME
@sh333lby3
23 күн бұрын
🫶🏽
@laurenashley90
23 күн бұрын
Amen sister.
@Lyn4ea20
23 күн бұрын
Exactly 😝
@plop7975
23 күн бұрын
Period 👯♀️
@head.in.the..clouds
23 күн бұрын
❤
10:34 not me screaming “CHALLENGER DISASTER!!!” At my screen like a 5 year old watching Dora
@mttyp
21 күн бұрын
I did the same thing with “enzyme”
@ValG-io3xt
20 күн бұрын
SAME I LOVE LEARNING ABT DISASTERS IN HISTORY
@ck7979
19 күн бұрын
MEEEEE
@plantenthusiast1010
19 күн бұрын
SAMME OH MY GOD
@jordan-my2vl
18 күн бұрын
@@mttypi did both and then had to look at myself in the mirror and think of the parasocial relationship i have with this woman who met pedro pascal and harry styles and cody ko
The way we went from bear mace to hot ones to Apollo to airports to starwars was insane
@camillelee-own8380
20 күн бұрын
I read your comment as she was talking about bear spray and could not work out how she would get to hot ones… should have had faith in our fearless leader! 🫡
Brittany’s “some of you will be chosen to be shot out into space” is giving me Lord Farquaad’s “some of you may die” energy
@bec7440
22 күн бұрын
I literally thought she was going to quote that right after lmao
@CW19941
18 күн бұрын
My question is, how is she choosing who gets shot into space?😂😂
Me yelling ENZYME IT'S AN ENZYME at the phone like some adult Sesame Street
@niron9255
23 күн бұрын
So called free thinkers when
@kristinmitchell1608
23 күн бұрын
Doing the same with The Challenger 😂
@zaina5127
22 күн бұрын
saaame
@angelineburkhart8419
22 күн бұрын
Just took my Bio final on Monday so I was screaming “LACTASE” at my phone (fun fact if something ends in -ase it’s always going to be an enzyme!)
@amandajay7922
22 күн бұрын
Not me yelling enzyme, lactase and Challenger at my phone🤣
Y'all, the person who made that Ethel Cain Spotify playlist is in Broski Nation, the same day this video is dropped they've already changed their page to say "BRITTANY BROSKI HELLO????"
@AutumnProcell
19 күн бұрын
LMAOOO
“Hehro sistor I wike yo wimple” had me on the FLOORRR
Me throwing chair across the room screaming ENZYME!!! It’s called ENZYME!!!! 👹👹👹
@boatsandhotz
23 күн бұрын
So glad it wasn't just me 😅
@SpookyPookster
23 күн бұрын
Legit, the one time I knew the answer in the weekly pop-quiz that is this show 😂
@NinjaExtraordinaire
23 күн бұрын
Me with the challenger part 🤣🤣🤣
@SpookyPookster
23 күн бұрын
@@NinjaExtraordinaire yes! I commented but deleted it when she got there... 😂 Can she just go on a tour where she just comes over to someone's house and hangs out ?
@ljolivarez2
23 күн бұрын
What’s funny is that she said it isn’t a protein when an enzyme is a protein 💀
while i was driving today, my mom asked me why i was smiling at my phone. “is it a boy?” she asked, hopeful. “no,” i respond. as my smile got wider, my eyes closed, and my hands slipped off the wheel, my mom reached for the “oh shit” handle on the door. “new broski report episode.”
@kayashley81
23 күн бұрын
BRO DID U DRAFT THIS COMMENT or did u just write this in one minute cuz that's genius
@sock7966
23 күн бұрын
This is what I call art
@vanessacastro8425
23 күн бұрын
real
@emmy444x
23 күн бұрын
I love this nation.
@jessicaanderson6658
23 күн бұрын
I jst woke up my whole family ahahaha
I wait until my depression kicks up to watch Broski Nation because she makes me smile and laugh so fricken much. I love her. I LOVE HER.
I lost it after "if you can hear me, sing bbl drizzy" 😂 actual tears came to my eyes
Lost my mom recently. I think this is the first time I genuinely laughed all week. Thank you.
@Krista1030
23 күн бұрын
big hugs friend 🫶🏻
@JojiePuppy
23 күн бұрын
Sorry for your loss. Sending lots of love.
@plop7975
23 күн бұрын
Big hugs 🥺💕
@jenna4896
23 күн бұрын
i’m so sorry about your loss. i’m glad this was able to make you smile ❤❤❤
@shoogarplum4436
23 күн бұрын
I’m sorry about your mom. I’ve lost a parent too and it’s very hard. I’m glad Brittany can help you get some joy, I’m in a similar rough spot and Brittany helps me get my mind off it too :,)
“I had a panic attack so bad I had to listen to JAZZ” pleaseeeeee 😭
@Thecelesteli
23 күн бұрын
Nah I felt this
@nomoretwitterhandles
22 күн бұрын
It's always either jazz or metal, nothing else can soothe the soul quite like these (vastly different) genres lol. Just depends on the type of panic, if I've eaten, and the weather 🤣
at least half if not more of every episode is Brittany just googling stuff and it’s my favorite thing ever
@lexiqu360
21 күн бұрын
Google needs to sponsor her fr
can we all agree that Brittany has a phenominal voice? she can sing like nobodys business and i'd love to hear her do an album of covers or originals
@shannonceleste5557
20 күн бұрын
This has been fact for a long time now. Mayhaps you are not with it 🤔
@rey-ez1pj
14 күн бұрын
@@shannonceleste5557yes because how dare someone discover a detail later than you did 🤦
“Orange spray” at 9:45am EST is wild
@ep-ie2pq
23 күн бұрын
It's wild at 10:08am PST too.
@blanket4763
23 күн бұрын
@@ep-ie2pqand at 1:43 CST
Driving at 100 mph, eyes closed, hands off the wheel, noise cancelling headphones and volume on 100
@gumshake689
23 күн бұрын
lets lay this to rest already.
@Blueb3rry729
23 күн бұрын
On the highway
@wowzerbowser
23 күн бұрын
@@gumshake689no
@TheLalalalani
23 күн бұрын
Original!
@AwesomenessOverlord
23 күн бұрын
me when i need to shit lidderaly
Brittany is currently the main curator of my humor and comfort, and I think that says a lot about my current mental state. Also, in my delulu ass brain, we are best friends. I'm alone in my room talking back to her like we're in the same room.
I want her to play the wikipedia game where stanley gives her two completely random topics and she has to find her way between them via wikipedia links. I feel like it would be hilarious to watch her connect things 😅
I sit in the cockpit of my BROSKA space shuttle. The autopilot malfunctions and I am forced to steer the ship towards the ISS docking station myself. I get a signal from the headquarters. It‘s the CEO and fearsome leader herself. As I listen to her beautiful voice, I lift my hands off the control panel. I close my eyes. My peers watch in horror as I crash the shuttle right into the International Space Station. „it‘s okay“, I say. „Brittany would have wanted this.“
@jeandunk
23 күн бұрын
🤣
@BroskiReport
23 күн бұрын
This is coming out of your pay check
@invaderliz
21 күн бұрын
THEY GET PAAAAIIIIDDDD??!!
"papa francesca" for THE pope francis is crazy
@saveldenis3530
23 күн бұрын
Papa Francesca is a crazy good drag name
@beebop173
23 күн бұрын
Papa means pope in Italian:)
@Vegbee07
21 күн бұрын
@@beebop173yes, but Francesca is a female name. Papa Francisco is Pope Francis in Spanish
“lobster eating bib” while talking about nun’s was MAKING ME CRYYYYY
I just realized Brittany’s desk is reminiscent of the cool young history teacher😂❤️
saw the notification, hands immediately left the wheels, hands in the air screaming BBL DRIZZY like it’s church youth group
@NinjaExtraordinaire
23 күн бұрын
BBL Drizzy as our official church choir song would SLAP
@DefinetlyNotTheAkiAlt
23 күн бұрын
@@NinjaExtraordinaire PRAISE THE BBL DRIZZY LORD GIVE US THE BBL DRIZZY THIS MORNING LEMME HEAR YA BROSKI NATION
I’m gonna tell my kids, Brittany Broski made the sound effects for animal crossing. Because what the fuck that was so good💀💀💀💀
@BaltoCreations
23 күн бұрын
Looking for this comment 💀
@marisa8413
22 күн бұрын
It was Elmo thoooo
@NarakunoHana100
22 күн бұрын
don't forget the realistic chicken clucking😭
i love getting stoned and listening to this, standing in my kitchen, making commentary the entire time like im on the podcast. thank you queen.
I’m over here yelling “the challenger!!” For 2 minutes 🤣
“ a big black jet with a bedroom in it” 😂😂😂 CHAIR AND BATHROOM 💀
@user-yo9nj6ys5l
22 күн бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😭
@bridgetsoundss
22 күн бұрын
I had to run look up the lyrics we sang that too many times during middle school dances 🤣🙃
@taylorbigelow6229
21 күн бұрын
i saw them in concert and i was like there’s no way that’s right😭😭😭
@shautumnarlow842
19 күн бұрын
CAME HERE TO SAY THIS I WAS LIKE BRITTANY WHAT😭😭😭😭
2:11 “F*CK! G*ddamnit. Bear spray is *not* allowed.” She’s so mad and disappointed lol
omg i just remembered when i was like 2-7 years old i would have extreme meltdowns over small stuff like my ponytail feeling slightly loose or not being able to find my comfort food everyday to the point where id be punching myself, biting, screaming, sobbing, vommiting, trying to run into traffic, CRAZY SHIT.. everyone should be thankful im medicated
Brittany discovering Wicca phase is not something I ever envisioned and I love it
@ailynntrevino
5 күн бұрын
I KNOOOWWWW I WAS SCREAMINGGGG
Thinking the lyrics to Rockstar is “big black chair with a bathroom in it” GOT ME HOLLERING
@amelia3514
23 күн бұрын
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
@haleygtattoos
23 күн бұрын
I was searching for someone to say it 😂
@kendallhowe6943
22 күн бұрын
I RAN TO THE COMMENTS WHEN SHE SAID THAT
brittany levitating above the crowd at the ethel cain concert like baron harkonnen floating over his bathtub of sludge in dune
i wanted to applaud brittany for putting voting links in her description....we as a nation really must decide if the winner will be kendrick or drake...and it's an American duty to vote
Haven’t heard rockstar in a while but I don’t think Chad Kroeger wanted a big black chair with a bathroom in it
this notification had the same power as “GOOD MORNING VIETNAM”
13:05 *my roommates randomly hearing 5 claps and a poor rendition of bbl drizzy coming from my room*
The mention of Wicca phase brought back a memory I wanted to forget seeing him open for Balance and Composure in November. Hearing him live 🥴 he's lucky he picked bad lighting so he couldn't see the whole crowd collectively go "wtf" and hype up the bulldog named Gucci in the crowd instead
38:52 the amount of friends I’ve lost because I’m the person they’re embarrassed to tell certain stuff too because they know it isn’t best for them 🤣🤣🤣
Holding my nose and mouth closed to avoid laughing at "Skidmark jokes about the pope" in a very busy office is gonna take me out😂
When I got the notification, I prayed that she would touch on the Kendrick Drake beef, but when I heard BBL DRIZZY I felt so elated
Life’s been rough for me lately I was desperation waiting for my fix, I was literally throthing at the mouth sweatin waiting for this thankyou supreme leader
It's insane how much joy your freaking videos give me hahah, thank you!
Now Brittany, it’s “big black jet with a bedroom in it” 😂💜
@equitation.equestrian
23 күн бұрын
The way I heard that & tilted my head so confused. Bathroom I can play baseball in ❌ Big black jet with a bedroom in it ❌ Big black chair with a bathroom in it ✅
@emaleeallison20
23 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭😂
@emilyjane3
23 күн бұрын
I had to google the lyrics because I knew something wasn’t adding up there
@astrogirl927
23 күн бұрын
RIGHTTTT OMG
@FleuriAnneViolet
23 күн бұрын
I was like WAIT, I thought it was Jet? Have I been singing this wrong all my life? Nope, I have in fact not. 😂
Diving 120km (cause im canadian), hands off the weel, eyes closed and moose in the passenger seat, lets GOOOO!
@dunayaa
23 күн бұрын
LMAO DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU BROUGHT UP MOOSE IN THIS VIDEO 😂
@anged5142
23 күн бұрын
I hope you’re drunk on maple syrup too
@emuhhhh__
23 күн бұрын
WOOOO !!!!! CANADIAN MEMBERS OF BROSKI NATION STAND UPPP !!!!✊🇨🇦🫎
@TwizzleTown
22 күн бұрын
@dunayaa the unplanned moose mention is CRAZYYYY 💀💀
@TwizzleTown
22 күн бұрын
@@dunayaaalso *meese
The supreme leader dropping that she’s making us BROSKI NATION MILITARY GARB has me laughing harder than I’ve ever laughed before
the red lobster bit has me cryinggggg
Not Brittany thinking the Nickelback lyrics “And a big black jet with a bedroom in it” was actually “And a big black chair with a bathroom in it” 😂😂😂😂😂
@kendallhowe6943
22 күн бұрын
literally ran to the comments the second she said that 😭😭😭😭
@heidibangbang
19 күн бұрын
Her version is better
I love spending Tuesdays with our leader
Nothing like a hearty stew while I watch the weekly stories
I always listen to the podcast early Tuesday mornings before the video comes out but i also always go back and watch the video version bc Brittany’s visual theatrics add SO much comedy 😂😂😂
i came to youtube singing “bbl drizzy” and then saw brittany posted and then she started singing “bbl drizzy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Broski Report is literally my ADHD brain when I have too much free time, a random thought tangent and a google search bar. Good times!
You hit me hard with the education piece. I completely agree. I’m also 27 and have taken up learning 2 new languages and guitar in the past year. Also, I was definitely cleaning my kitchen with this on…love you!!
50:50 we also were taught how to properly site sources in school and I bring this up to my parents all the time!
i was just dumped out of a 10 year ass relationship and broski is healing me thanks queen
@katelyn6653
23 күн бұрын
hugs💗
@ChatMort69420
23 күн бұрын
Welcome to freedom! I got out of a 9 year shitty relationship two years ago and I can tell you there are amazing things ahead for you ♥️
@caseohsdookie
23 күн бұрын
omg i'm so sorry
the animal crossing voice had me dead😭😭
i look forward to this day EVERY WEEK ugh i love u
brittany, at the ripe age of 10 i built a rocket out of a straw, clay, and paper. my rocket shot the farthest in my class. i believe i am fit to build a successful rocket for broski nation
i love how this is an educational podcast
the way i could FEEL in my chest she just posted a new episode
Cake sort is so good brittany thank you for putting us on❤️ now i need a video of you playing it😭
April we had an eclipse, mercury retrograde, and a Scorpio full moon so a lot of intense emotions it wasn’t just you!! We were all listening to jazz in the tub
On the Challenger explosion. Brittany: “I remember learning about this in school.” Me: “I remember watching this live in school” 😩
7:16 WHY DID SHE SAY THAT 😂😂 “it’s percolating like a butt” I JUST PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BF MOMS KITCHEN
Her praying to red lobster sent me lmao
april astrologically was actually so crazy with the aries eclipse and scorpio full moon omg brittany u are not alone that energy has been so heavy and hard to cut through
@TatumGrace-kw5eu
9 күн бұрын
Retrograde too! It was wild
Brittany: “if you can hear me clap twice” Me: *clap* *clap* Brittany: “if you can hear me clap three times” Me: *clap* *clap* *clap* Brittany: “if you can hear me, sing: 🎶BBL drizzy, BBL drizzayyyy🎶” Me: “🎶BBL drizzy, BBL drizzayyy🎶” My sleeping roommates: 👁️👄-
@coralinah
23 күн бұрын
we are not in 2020 bro
Legitimately just appreciating the tangent googling, it’s probably one of the reasons I’m so engaged while listening. Like I know she gets a bit self conscious of it sometimes but I think it’s actually so effective as a format?? ❤❤❤
@anged5142
23 күн бұрын
It’s sooo good. Just like hanging with a friend bc we’re always googling random stuff
Dude Wicca phase is the sweetest human ever he opened for one of my fave artist years ago and some find his music super odd but I think it’s just like if you know you know.
Same 😩 April was hell on fire for me too. Worst month I had to go through in my life. I’m thankful May is here ❤
3 SHOTS DEEP IN THE SMOKING AREA WITH MY HEADPHONES IN LISTENING TO OUR LEADER
I love watching this instead of doing schoolwork 🙏🏻
@user-sd8go3vy4p
23 күн бұрын
Literally me rn 😭
@chloe54251
23 күн бұрын
watch WHILE doing my exam prep YUUUUH
@isa-gp2gz
23 күн бұрын
me ignoring my english project due in two days 😭😭
@caseohsdookie
23 күн бұрын
@@isa-gp2gz real
I went to Hozier, in Dallas, a few weeks ago… I was not ready!
so hyped over the wicca phase mention!!! he is amazing. he has an album called ‘suffer on’ and it kinda saved my life when i was in the trenches of my drug addiction. he was in the soundcloud scene and im pretty sure that he still is and there are a lot of dudes who came out of that scene who are..not the greatest guys but he is awesome
@ailynntrevino
5 күн бұрын
My jaw dropped when I heard her mention him, hoping he gets the recognition he deservesssssss
All eyes on Rafah 🇵🇸💗
this is the best day of the week. i barely get my crusted over eyes open before im on youtube
40:59 me with supermarket simulator LMFAO
Btw Head in the Wall samples one of my favorite songs from when I was a teenager - Head in the Ceiling Fan by Title Fight - great track for a depressive episode
10:46 my grandfather was THERE when it happened taking photos. He always said it was one of the saddest days of his life (experiencing that in person).
good morning broski nation!!!!
I didn’t know when these come out and was thinking a few hours ago “I NEED A BROSKI REPORT TODAY” I’m feelin silly and YESSS ITS HERE
Me screaming “ENZYME” “PROTEIN” “THE CHALLENGER” 😂
I WAS FOAMING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE HANDS OFF THE WHEEL LEGAL PAD READY
The moose talk reminds me of that book Hatchet, bout a kid who literally survived a moose attack and lived in the wildness, actually terrified. It was a lady meese too so no horns but still fucking TERRIFYING
@ChatMort69420
23 күн бұрын
Dude my fifth grade teacher read that book to us and I remember it randomly every couple months
Will forever remember the fact that I was born the same day as Apollo 13 first launch
Was listening to this on Spotify and was so flabbergasted by the chicken impressions that i have to watch her mouth make that sound here 26:42
As a resident of south dakota, I am honored that our supreme leader chose to blast into space from our state. The fatalities caused by the explosions and eminent mishaps will be honored in broski nation name
@jennaandmac1
23 күн бұрын
Omg samee, as soon as she said it I was like “awesome, I won’t have to travel so far before liftoff🙌🏼”
STOP IT I literally woke up today singing bbl drizzy to my cat its too infectious
dude i completely agree april was such a hard month i also had a full blown panic attack after i hadnt had one in months, i already knew april was a bad month for me and then the universe just said "aww you think the previous aprils were hard? aww thats cute.. I CAST WORST MONTH OF YOUR LIFE!!!" so im just here glad its over
2:26 this is really funny cos I worked at an airport and went through TSA every morning with a thing of mace in my purse 😭😭😭
Another good day for Broski Nation
ITS THE FACT I STARTED MY MORNING BY SINGING THAT LMAOOOO
Love that you gave THE slushy noobs a shout out they’re so funny 😭❤
BRITTANY, IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (I'm watching your "My Perfect Summer Day" vid and you just said May 10th was your bday and ohohoho it is May 10th rn at 12:10am) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Have a fun day, girl ❤ Thank you for all the laughs. You deserve all the happiness the universe brings you.
Hands behind my back, no glasses on my blind eyes. Ready for our warlord 😂
Wasn’t gonna get out of bed for class but I was like “ Brittany plz” and she blessed me
@Crashlee11
23 күн бұрын
My job thinks I’m getting up for work but actually I’m only up for this episode
@Karmencarroll3
23 күн бұрын
Touching
Yooo I was not expecting Wicca Phase Springs Eternal to come up, love him
“i had horrible cystic acne and diarrhea all the time but DAMN that shit was SMACKING” 😭☠️🤣