British Tourists: Why are Prostitutes in Croatia So Ugly?

Travel is a wonderful thing, and it certainly does broaden the mind.
It also provides plenty of opportunity for misinterpretation.
One such example was a few years ago on the island of Hvar in what was probably the funniest story I have heard in my 20 years in Croatia.
A friend rented an apartment to two British guys for a week in Hvar Town. He came to collect the keys at the end of the week and asked them how they had enjoyed their holiday.
As expected, they had nothing but superlatives about the beaches, the nightlife, the women, th food, the wine, the nature, the... well pretty much everything.
Except one thing...
"The thing we couldn't understand all week is that, while the women here are so gorgeous, why is it that the local prostitutes are so ugly?"
WTF?!? thought my friend. However did they come to that conclusion?
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  • @okiokic
    @okiokic10 ай бұрын

    😂..and they probably grab them with hand and said i have a room😂👍

  • @semperfi622
    @semperfi62210 ай бұрын

    "Only fools and horses"...🤣🤣🤣

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    10 ай бұрын

    Haha

  • @beppogiglio
    @beppogiglio10 ай бұрын

    God bless you, you, your family and all your loved ones, You are my favorite Croat / not Croatian, you proved that you are Croat, one of us, you proved it so many times/

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    haha thanks - lots more coming if you want to subscribe

  • @user-lm7gv9tg1m

    @user-lm7gv9tg1m

    9 ай бұрын

    He doesnt' have to prove, he is married to a Croatian lady, and we have saying: "You are where your wife is from.". :-)

  • @alenq21
    @alenq219 ай бұрын

    Haha, this one made me laugh :) Great video as always!

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    It is a classic, isn't it? Am still laughing, 10 years later.

  • @howardcopestake1036
    @howardcopestake103610 ай бұрын

    I am surprised that the local ladies were not incredibly offended that tourists were led to believe they were ugly🤪!!!

  • @Ms.JAISY123
    @Ms.JAISY1239 ай бұрын

    It’s soo funy, and You too. Good job, I like the way you love moju Hrvatsku! 😊

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Haha tx - lots more coming if you want to subscribe

  • @MrBlacksford
    @MrBlacksford10 ай бұрын

    What a twist! Haha!

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    I am still laughing

  • @brankojakovljevic8519
    @brankojakovljevic85199 ай бұрын

    Becouse we in croatia think prostotution is bad.realy bad

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Now watch the video

  • @capio78
    @capio789 ай бұрын

    I think I may have encounter you on visit croatia messageboard 20 years ago.

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Entirely possible

  • @elizabethwilk9615
    @elizabethwilk961510 ай бұрын

    Oh dear 🤣

  • @sedeslav
    @sedeslav3 ай бұрын

    hahahahah pupak mi se od smija razvezo! :D :D

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    3 ай бұрын

    Lots more coming if you want to subscribe

  • @atarax232323
    @atarax23232310 ай бұрын

    Very amazing story thank you 😄

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @atarax232323
    @atarax23232310 ай бұрын

    What I have also noticed are the striking similarities between some german and slavic words example : "Soba" or room un Croatian is "stube" in german and there are other examples... I think there is a link between proto-baltoslavic and proto-germanic languages.

  • @DrOntaiWhite

    @DrOntaiWhite

    10 ай бұрын

    There is. Linguists theorize there was a language called Proto-Indo-European.

  • @Kamadev888

    @Kamadev888

    10 ай бұрын

    There isn't. What happens is that since Croatia was part of Austria-Hungary for many many years, they acquired many German words. (BTW soba and stube come from different roots). Stube in croatian actually means stairs. Hence, you will find German words in Croatian, but not in most other Slavic languages.

  • @patrick.771

    @patrick.771

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Kamadev888 there are still many German words in the Slovenian language, especially in Stajerska and region. They even use the old Styrian dialect for some words ... was quite funny when I discovered that :)

  • @adnankapidzic7716

    @adnankapidzic7716

    10 ай бұрын

    Die schwaben...

  • @diktrejsi8214

    @diktrejsi8214

    9 ай бұрын

    Wien stablemen

  • @antemrkic1702
    @antemrkic17026 ай бұрын

    Really dumb to think prostitution would be legal in Croatia

  • @marinakovacevic2240
    @marinakovacevic224010 ай бұрын

    Hilarious

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    thanks!

  • @samkitty5894
    @samkitty589410 ай бұрын

    Cheap ones with high mileage are...High dollar ones are drop dead gorgeous.

  • @user-xx8qw8ds7e
    @user-xx8qw8ds7e4 ай бұрын

    haha thats good one

  • @inchunengraulis1031
    @inchunengraulis10319 ай бұрын

    Those two had probably visited places before where women holding signs actually did sell themselves, how would they have gotten the idea otherwise? I don't find it funny at all, rather indicative of their skewed moral perception. Not surprised they were Brits.

  • @danielosullivan7940

    @danielosullivan7940

    2 ай бұрын

    Cheer up 😂

  • @aublak7492
    @aublak74929 ай бұрын

    The typical Croatian response to that question would have been, "Don't blame me. I don't vote."

  • @alexstephen5695
    @alexstephen56955 ай бұрын

    Either they had never travelled anywhere else in their lives or its bs.

  • @moooobkityy
    @moooobkityy10 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zeljkakrznaric2440
    @zeljkakrznaric244010 ай бұрын

    😅

  • @sanjushah3061
    @sanjushah306110 ай бұрын

    The answer is that in these kinds of places all the young people move to the big cities and go abroad while the old ones and the ugly are left behind. Period.

  • @marioz2312

    @marioz2312

    10 ай бұрын

    Missed the point... completely.

  • @vicezadar7106
    @vicezadar710610 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @zanastanic-kuzmanic2816
    @zanastanic-kuzmanic281610 ай бұрын

    🤣😂

  • @sonnywoo4536
    @sonnywoo453610 ай бұрын

    Khwa?!

  • @MarioS86
    @MarioS8610 ай бұрын

    Lol😂

  • @lottaek1202
    @lottaek12029 ай бұрын

    Well to be honest, women hanging around in Gajeva in Zagreb aren't really eye candies. So your friend might have been onto something

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Or maybe watch the video before commenting?

  • @derbigpr500
    @derbigpr5008 ай бұрын

    Because good girls won't do that kind of stuff in our country.

  • @lavina58
    @lavina589 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @GOFIVEK8T
    @GOFIVEK8T9 ай бұрын

    Bro mad because he was drunk and no one girl wanted him. I visit every year croatia its wonderful place

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    I totally agree with you. Did you actually watch the video?

  • @crism.6632
    @crism.66329 ай бұрын

    Smart assumption of women holding signs.😮

  • @NadaCakar
    @NadaCakar25 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fifi-trixibell1818
    @fifi-trixibell18189 ай бұрын

    Most of them aren’t Croatian. Romanian mostly.

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Not the ones in this video which i guess you didnt watch

  • @silviah2302
    @silviah23029 ай бұрын

    hahahaha

  • @user-vr6pj1lt1s
    @user-vr6pj1lt1s2 ай бұрын

    Probably because99% of them are from England.

  • @miranmartincic7712
    @miranmartincic77129 ай бұрын

    Could it be they are British?

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    9 ай бұрын

    Could it be you commented without watching the video?

  • @alysonturcin-weller7443
    @alysonturcin-weller744310 ай бұрын

    You certainly do love yourself don’t you Sir?

  • @PaulBradbury

    @PaulBradbury

    10 ай бұрын

    Quite the opposite. How did you come to that conclusion?

  • @ChristoferB

    @ChristoferB

    6 ай бұрын

    I back Paul here. What was it that made you draw that conclusion?

  • @thaliart

    @thaliart

    4 ай бұрын

    She don't like to be called ugly

  • @alysonturcin-weller7443

    @alysonturcin-weller7443

    4 ай бұрын

    @@thaliart who the hell are you and why are you speaking?

  • @alysonturcin-weller7443

    @alysonturcin-weller7443

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ChristoferB I speak my opinion because I am an educated, Canadian born Croatian, and I have been observing over the years…. and it is my opinion, of which I am entitled to… but let’s look at Mr. Bradbury’s title for this piece alone shall we? “British Tourists: Why are Prostitutes in Croatia so ugly?” A) The word prostitutes should not be capitalized B) Could a more sensationalist title be used? C) Mr. Bradbury, despite having married a Croat, still caters to and behaves as, an highly arrogant elitist Brit, snobbily dumping all over everyone and Croatia in order to prop themselves up… expecting everyone to wait on them hand and foot… whom also by the way, on average, are not the biggest prize themselves. I have read numerous articles and viewed enough video clips by Mr. Bradbury to have formed my opinion. I have watched his interactions with his wife, her family and other Croatians and have noticed particular rudenesses, entitlements, and a sense of unjustified superiority over the Croatian peoples. If you wish to discuss this further Sir, I’ll give you a ring the next time I am in Croatia.

  • @croatianmaster8178
    @croatianmaster81784 ай бұрын

    HAHHA !!

  • @banananajoe8721
    @banananajoe87219 ай бұрын

    High mileage😂

  • @MP-xi8uv
    @MP-xi8uv9 ай бұрын

    rofl

  • @flafilool9503
    @flafilool950310 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @pericasutic8238
    @pericasutic8238Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂