As a fellow Brit, I do not approve of Bri'ish Dhar Mann for two reasons: 1. No uses of the word nonce or wanker 2. No tea and crumpets

@HOLYFUCKITSKERPLUNK

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@thyfallenking6119

2 жыл бұрын

No no, there was tea, in the beginning the mother offered the kid tea

@scott--1629

2 жыл бұрын

@@thyfallenking6119 he means the drink im assuming, she said it as the word for dinner i think

@thyfallenking6119

2 жыл бұрын

@@scott--1629 no, tea isnt the word for dinner that was supper, and the dad said that, she said that tea was almost ready

@sanguinedelight6464

2 жыл бұрын

lack of C words

Australian Dhar Mann: "Bully steals kids kangaroo and jar of vegemite and INSTANTLY REGRETS IT."

@australianemergencyvehicles505

2 жыл бұрын

pretty much every american show when they try to do something "Australian"

@thesexychameleon37

2 жыл бұрын

"Bully steals kids didgeridoo and tub of milo, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU"

@feemofeelody

2 жыл бұрын

No its: Bully steals snags and tic tocs, he lives to regret it.

@australianemergencyvehicles505

2 жыл бұрын

@@feemofeelody bully runs over kid with kangaroo and steals his snags and milo and vegemite sandwich but nobody saw because they were distracted by the raging bushfire down the road what happens next will shock you (prime minister involved)

@CallMeStingRae

Жыл бұрын

Bully steals kids fantails and caramelo koalas INSTANTLY REGRETS IT

Irish Dhar Mann: Student goes into school sober, lives to regret it!

@daya3794

Ай бұрын

Smiler fan?

@hi.4044

27 күн бұрын

@@daya3794 yes he is smilling

@TURDIETOMMY-oq5ev

13 күн бұрын

@@daya3794 why are you asking him if hes smiling

@daya3794

12 күн бұрын

@@TURDIETOMMY-oq5ev because I can

The mum jumps from sounding Jamaican to sounding Scottish to sounding Welsh within two minutes.

@ramosisss

3 ай бұрын

Tru

it's like if every accent from the british empire was combined into one

@NobodyxImportant

2 жыл бұрын

If Hoyoverse made a British nation

@icecold_tea

2 жыл бұрын

I was sitting there trying to figure out whether they were Irish, Scottish English or American the whole time

@helena-ow8nk

2 жыл бұрын

@@icecold_tea I think it was all of them

@coolintuitivename4910

2 жыл бұрын

Yh mf sounded austrailian

@FaizalMzln

2 жыл бұрын

So, you're saying it's like a multiverse merged into one?

darr man is genuinely getting more insane by the minute

@user-ol6qz1rg1y

2 жыл бұрын

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@thefnafdetective

2 жыл бұрын

Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe > MCU

@theregularterrarian3933

2 жыл бұрын

one of his most recent videos has an armed robbery and almost a shootout happen in it, he's definitely gone insane

@nutpeg6915

2 жыл бұрын

changing lives comes with great responsibility - uncle ben

@tatteredandtorn

2 жыл бұрын

He's adding fake edited eyes to his thumbnails now💀I checked his channel to find this goofy vid and he's having a livestream soon and the thumbnail is just.. nty

dharmann: dont stereotype people! also him:

@lydiamichaels1976

Жыл бұрын

technically this isn't stereotyping cuz nothing abt it is true/accurate

@plaguedoctor5145

Жыл бұрын

​@@lydiamichaels1976 he tried to be fair, which made it more pathetic in the long run

I WISH that we talked like this in British schools. Bullying would be so much funnier!

@jimo8486

2 жыл бұрын

its sooo funny that u actually think thats how we speak u absolute clown

@carmenjongl

Жыл бұрын

Lmao no one would take it seriously and just laugh at the bullies

@lydiamichaels1976

Жыл бұрын

Most brits would disagree with you. If someone genuinely spoke like this and then had the audacity to bully, they would be the ones getting bullied

I love how in trying to dress the kid in a “school uniform”, he’s instead managed to dress him up like a mini Donald Trump

@NobodyxImportant

2 жыл бұрын

Donald Crump(et)

@dripbacon1925

2 жыл бұрын

Mini Boris Johnson

@australianemergencyvehicles505

2 жыл бұрын

@@dripbacon1925 He can be the new prime minister

@James-Salty-Sunderland

2 жыл бұрын

Donald Stump

@TPNsBiggestFan

2 жыл бұрын

sometimes i forget american schools dont have uniforms, but i definitely remembered watching this video 😨

I love the Dhar Mann videos SO MUCH, please never stop doing them.

@seod1353

2 жыл бұрын

There definitely my fav memeulous series

@seod1353

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo no

@MasonParkinson

2 жыл бұрын

@@seod1353 I am not a bot, I am real.

@seod1353

2 жыл бұрын

@@MasonParkinson OH ok

@MicklePickle

2 жыл бұрын

@@seod1353 don't listen to them he's an impostor

I like how even though dhar mann goes to extraordinary lengths to get actors of different ethnicities, races, nationalities, and sometimes even with disorders, but fails to get one British person.

As an American I was fully immersed until I realized there weren't any crumpets. Otherwise it was entirely believable nothing felt off whatsoever.

@myralyra2404

2 жыл бұрын

The crumpets and clotted cream were missing that completely broke my immersion 😩

@iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't catch the cup of tea that was supposed to be there

@wade7660

Жыл бұрын

I HATE crumpets and im British because not all brits like crumpets and tea

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@wade7660 we know bro it’s just a joke

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@wade7660 as an american i’m well aware

I'm American and this feels exactly like what happens when a British character appears in an American show and their the most stereotypical person to exist

@chaossuper7042

2 жыл бұрын

what do you mean? its always 100% accurate.

@sienna1315

2 жыл бұрын

I mean if it’s slightly stereotypical we get the accents right innit

@NobodyxImportant

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sure it’s true the other way around innit

@balilleestreamarchive4618

2 жыл бұрын

every character in this is just english dave from fucking gta v

@jimbob06

2 жыл бұрын

@@balilleestreamarchive4618 litterally

As a Brit They sound anything but english They alternate between Scottish Australian and Irish but never English lmao

@paigerennie9613

2 жыл бұрын

nah no way near scottish

@frogbong

2 жыл бұрын

their attempt at scottish was pitiful aha

@emmamorrison1171

2 жыл бұрын

@@frogbong ano haha

@piotrdymek9713

2 жыл бұрын

True

@nojokejon9577

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to post the same thing 💀

they sounded like a mix between Australian, Irish with a tiny hint of posh english

1:38 😂 that is an australian accent there lol

@complexx_scam617

Жыл бұрын

You right, the kid’s British accent is just WTF 💀

@jamestropicals8262

Жыл бұрын

@@complexx_scam617 he has an American accent in real life, he’s pretending to have a British accent for the vid

Canadian Dhar Mann be like: “kid smashes old lady’s maple syrup and eats her poutine as he makes an escape on his brown coloured moose in -40 weather while wearing shorts, lives to regret it, eh”.

@BEANBOYOBEANITH

2 жыл бұрын

this is tooo great

@pangolinh

2 жыл бұрын

no it’s more like “Kid calls Justin Trudeau dumb, INSTANTLY regrets it”

@bigchez2342

2 жыл бұрын

"lives to apologize eh"

@nuclearnick3112

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigchez2342 good idea

@ascended4939

2 жыл бұрын

the "eh?" got me

"oh im so sorry" "my name's tony" my guy sounds like if the kid from the secret garden was taken hostage and forgor how to do everything and was forced to relearn a british accent through only watches hollywood films from the early to mid 50s while hopping on one leg

@recitationtohear

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5-s1ZKYhMixirw.html Finally its here. *Yes*

@123basketball

2 жыл бұрын

So oddly specific

@ascended4939

2 жыл бұрын

forgor💀

@mxjuno1998

2 жыл бұрын

time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist the past is far behind us the future doesn't exist

@Bluedinosaur02

2 жыл бұрын

i had a stroke reading that

6:33 that scouser accent was hilarious, that literally got me rolling 🤣

10:21 this aged well

@thebigguy0837

Жыл бұрын

How else was it gonna age. Was the queen just, never gonna die?

@TheExtremelyTiredDude

Жыл бұрын

@@thebigguy0837seemed like it for a while

@CohenMore

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, just because someone got a tattoo of the queen when she was alive, the tattoo aged bad because she died...

@TediousMilkshake

9 ай бұрын

@@thebigguy0837she died literally two months after the video was posted, that's why they're saying this

These accents are extremely accurate this is how I always talk

@user-ol6qz1rg1y

2 жыл бұрын

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@fenn602

2 жыл бұрын

Same dude!

@Brett-yq7pj

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds authentic to me, you want a spot of tea and a crumpet?

@rohanpatel1849

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Britain and totally agree.

@AD0de

2 жыл бұрын

Same I always talk like that

Dhar Mann ❎ Dhar Bloke ✅

@Archerdon88

Жыл бұрын

Dhar Chap

@botbuster8841

Жыл бұрын

dhar ladd

@scarletsjazz6472

Жыл бұрын

Dhar Fellow ✅

@upziez9329

Жыл бұрын

dhar scallywag

@poggers5293

Жыл бұрын

Dhar GentleMann

All the British slang and vocabulary in this video would NEVER be used in a sentence like that😭😭💀

They sound Australian 😂

5:50 I guess it's not hard to dodge punches if your opponent moves slower than fucking erosion

@foreverjohns526

2 жыл бұрын

Dhar man dosent want to promote violence

@awesomeii8346

Жыл бұрын

mans a living punch out character

Wow I can’t believe James Marriott got a role in a Dhar Mann video. Although playing a posh school bully is a bit of a stretch for him no? He’s definitely not in school anymore.

I’m normally always a fan of British memes, but this dhar man video… I’m losing brain cells by the second

What dhar man doesn't realize is that's not how bully's act in Britain That's how your friends act

@lydiamichaels1976

Жыл бұрын

Most average americans have no clue what the real Britain is like or our culture or anything💀😭they just think of queen, London, tea, Jack Whitehall, empire, Boris, and love island

@TypicalBricks174

Жыл бұрын

@@lydiamichaels1976 they also believe London doesn’t stop until you reach the border between Ireland and Northern Ireland

As a proud mackem, I can confirm that this is the most perfect representation of Sunderland accents in current media. Well done Dahr Man, you really hit the mark!

@MrTxchno

2 жыл бұрын

😂 alr lad

@crookydooky

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@frankcuthbertson1941

Жыл бұрын

Newcastle r clear

Bully: "My mum used to give me these mince pies every day" The ginger kid: "No wonder you're a big lad"

Thanks for putting the subtitles in english! It's very inclusive to all your non-british speaking fans

This is what killed the queen

Plot twist: Dhar Mann made that video because he found out he was 2 percent british

@LukeSawardMusic

Жыл бұрын

@Eye SHUT UP

@LukeSawardMusic

Жыл бұрын

@Matthew Вееm 🅥 SHUT UP

@TheeEnglishKnight

7 ай бұрын

americans after taking a 23 and me test

“Man moves to Birmingham, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT!”

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1:17 oh oh scary oh oh shiver me timbers!

As a person from sunderland, i can confirm that this is what it's like here.

@caitlinb1056

2 жыл бұрын

can't belive out of anywhere in England they could have chose they landed on Sunderland

@ItsCarrera

2 жыл бұрын

@@caitlinb1056 hahahahahahah

@dominicsmith6132

Жыл бұрын

As another person from Sunderland I can seconded this will is speaking the truth

i didn't know it was possible to be racist towards British people edit: Jesus Christ it is a joke shut up in the replies

@Abcdhdbenfndn

2 жыл бұрын

That's brilliant that's the best comment

@been2605

2 жыл бұрын

same!

@ArcaellusV427

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hermi1-kenobi455

2 жыл бұрын

Well they just managed it.

@weebtrash108

2 жыл бұрын

@@scrlttgrnwd you can be racist? nah fr? on god?

The fact I actually was so happy when “Irish boxer” won shows how little achievements I’ve made 💀

1:05 best part

Who's that? He's- BRITISH AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

@goldensloth7

2 жыл бұрын

Brih'Ish

@SonicGirlsGeek

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, a person of culture I see

George looking into leg extention surgery like frfr and Alex being absolutely horrified perfectly captured their personalities in a nutshell

3:33 I'm not sure Scottish counts as British, but when my dad told me how to deal with bullies, he just gave me a full blown fighting lesson while I just wanted to play csgo for a bit

@modmaker7617

Жыл бұрын

Well British means someone or something from the United Kingdom not England and last time I checked Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom.

@crimsongold6980

Жыл бұрын

@@modmaker7617 Technically the UK means England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Britain is the latter minus Northern Ireland.

@Kyle_Hubbard

Жыл бұрын

@@crimsongold6980 No. The UK stands for United Kingdom. United Kingdom was the unification of Wales, Scotland and England. It was The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland when referring to Ireland as Ireland was apart of the territory until independence and is now known as United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, this is because Ireland is now again it's own independent country while Northern Ireland is a territory of the UK. Idiots seem to think that being British means you're English but that's a clear failure to understand what being British actually is. Britain is the name of the island. The name for the island predates the formation of the United Kingdom. Also the United Kingdom is just that, before the age of today you had essentially what are factions/tribes. Those tribes evolved into kingdoms and kingdoms eventually fought. As an example in the south you had the two major powers being Wessex and Mercia. Ultimately one kingdom won and the formation of the Kingdom of England happened. Massively simplified. But basically the Saxons beat the Vikings, a treaty happened and eventually the sons waged wars on the Vikings and Welsh for land gains, eventually this lead to the Kingdom of England. Scotland came much later and that is just as complicated and the winners and losers of those wars is complicated and would take too much time to type. Britain may have been known as such in early BC although is debated. However we do know that the Romans called it Britannia in late BC which translates to Britain. Basically in short it goes like this. Kingdom of England (England) > Kingdom of England and Wales (England and Wales) > Kingdom of Great Britain (England, Wales and Scotland) > United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland (England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland) > (Ireland independence) > United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

@cohenmore9525

Жыл бұрын

The union jack is literally the english and scottish flag combined with st patrick's cross...

@louisbeerreviews8964

Жыл бұрын

It’s union flag

3:19 he sounds like that guy from don’t hug me I’m scared 5 when he says “it’s all broken and on the floor”

Americans have gone so far with the uk joke that we are impersonating them doing impersonations of us

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

tbh i’m cool with u guys but we never actually make fun of you guys, you guys have a tendency of making fun of us then getting mad when we do it back to u, gotta chill out

@anya6955

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zc4vn7qd7x Nah, if you mention Britain anywhere in a convo some American will respond with either "bo o o wo er" or make some unoriginal joke about bad teeth. I barely see any brits making fun of America online because we know if we make one they'll attack us with the same joke over and over again lmao, so we just find it funny

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@anya6955 they always bully us

@anya6955

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zc4vn7qd7x I never see it lol, it seems it's easier to stereotype Britain than America

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@anya6955 brits make fun of us more than we do to them, we be chilling, we joke around with them but they take it the heart

Plot twist: the dad hired that bully to throw some weak ass punches so he could eventually make money off his child from KZread boxing matches

Dhar Mann is slowly trying to turn into an actual Show.

Scottish Dhar Mann: Bully steals nerd's HAGGIS, ultimately regrets it!

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@user-ol6qz1rg1y

2 жыл бұрын

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@tperm4923

2 жыл бұрын

Well done for copying from Google

@MappingWithYakko

2 жыл бұрын

Chuffin'

@WyattW_

2 жыл бұрын

Your username though 😳

@tulinhcaongoc1929

2 жыл бұрын

What does this have to do with anything

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@beedrawz4061

2 жыл бұрын

What-

@cheatcode436

Жыл бұрын

And it’s probably better than anything Dhar Mann has, or ever will make.

Love this content please dont stop the dhar mann vids i rewatch them every now and then, you guys never fail to make me laugh!!

1:34 instantly turns into the best Australian accent I’ve ever heard

10:33 damn i didn't know alex's heart was on his shoulder

We need to look at Dhar Mann’s search history 😂😂😂 “British stereotypes” “British KZreadrs” “British City’s” “What is the poshest British Accent” 😂😂😂

This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a while, keep it up lad!

This isn't the Dhar Mann video we deserved, but the Dhar Mann video we needed.

This feels like it was written by an AI that was fed KoreanBilly videos to teach it what British people talk like

@Jack1121_

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

I thought “ah okay dhar mann is funny, British version should be interesting” but holy god I wasn’t expecting the British equivalent of Engrish in the entire video.

First it sounded Irish then Scottish and finished on australian ??? THIS IS PHENOMENAL 🤣🤣

@complexx_scam617

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

9:23 I seriously can't stop laughing at how much this sounds like Skyrim music and that's what makes it so much better to watch for me

Gigachad daily grindset with these uploads big man, thank you

I love that this message is just if you get bullied, just learn how you can fight so you can beat up people

Wrong 1) not a single slur of any sort 2) The child Didnt get yelled at the second through door 3) The school food was edible

Love this video, just amazing 🤣🤣

Dhar in Britain: kid slaps 2 years old and takes his vape INSTANTLY REGRET IT

As a person from Sunderland, this is DEFINITELY how we talk. We still live in the 1800s

@hannahmutantspider1102

2 жыл бұрын

I once witnessed a man licking the glass balls inside the glass musuem

@sbhyyh

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that that is so believable

@wibbliams

Жыл бұрын

I live halfway between Newcastle and Sunderland. Indeed, I do communicate in a manner that was also used in the 1800s.

@Countrydurham

13 күн бұрын

Yes from Sedgefeild (near Durham city) I can confirm we speak the kings engish

British people imitating a british accent made my day

The only way this could get more British is if Dhar Mann actually does a scene where the kids get Freddos for lunch hahaha. Then I Will class that as British

why are the accents so ridiculously posh ??? 😂 i’ve never met anyone in my life who speaks like this and i stg if that’s how they see us 🙈

@recitationtohear

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5-s1ZKYhMixirw.html Finally its here. *Yes*

@deekayy3222

2 жыл бұрын

Maddest part about it for me is that the kid speaks posh but then 4/5 years later his accent totally changes even tho he hasn't moved

@Evanz111

2 жыл бұрын

Posh and then Australian or New Zealand for no reason haha

These Dhar Mann rip-offs // bad Dhar Mann videos are like watching Ratatoing. It's painful, but there's so much to laugh at.

@KingOfTheRoost

2 жыл бұрын

@Eimi Fihen♈️ listen, I like the German language, but I don’t like this.

@europa_trees

2 жыл бұрын

This isn't even a rip-off. This is a genuine dhar mann video

@KingOfTheRoost

2 жыл бұрын

@@europa_trees wait what Edit - fixed comment

That was one of the best videos in a long time

1:21 As someone from Sunderland i can confirm that “speckled hen” is one of our most popular insults

30 seconds in and I'm already losing it 🤣

@user-ol6qz1rg1y

2 жыл бұрын

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Alex and George claiming "scran" when southerners stole it from scousers and we stole it from the Scottish

@iambatman786

2 жыл бұрын

everything came from the scottish 🥱🐺

@obinoscopekenobi9450

Жыл бұрын

@@iambatman786 I came to the Scottish tho 😩

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@iambatman786 not true i’m sorry brodie

Honestly, they got the posh accent right (I have a dad from London and a Scottish mum)

@Thatonepianogeek29

11 ай бұрын

But they said he was from Sunderland

@leah-nicole3361

9 ай бұрын

They don’t have the mackam accent down 😂😂

07:20 hmmm george knows a little too much about this. I wonder why

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@user-ol6qz1rg1y

2 жыл бұрын

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@b3n_w3lsh-74

2 жыл бұрын

@don't be surprised Yea, and it ain't your dad....

@sungod4075

2 жыл бұрын

thanks

@scotsgamer1475

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers mate

@tperm4923

2 жыл бұрын

Why

"Boy Steals A Packet Of Walkers Crisps, What Happens Next Is Shocking"

As an Irish person i was dying when they started doing the fake Irish accents i even expected them to pull out the “you piece of piss!” Insult

i literally spat my tea out when u said 'YEEEEEE COURSE'

They sound more Aussie than English 😂

THE ACCENTS WHAT 😭😭

This is just what I needed. Two British men reacting to fake British Dhar Mann. Absolutely hilarious. 😂

Um 😶 looks like Dhar Mann has been eating to many cheese 🧀 burgers 🍔 😂❤💀💀☠️

the imallexx straight man fashion sense has become too strong

"I love being a nonce" - Pyro/I'mAlex 05/07/22

Alex covering his hand over his mouth is just so funny and so cute

I saw this Dhar Mann video last week and I could not believe no one had done a video on it I’m so happy you have

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@morza7879

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought

@jackwykes7523

2 жыл бұрын

He is such a nice guy though, and a really good coach. Helped me so much

2:27 POV: You walk into James Marriott’s bedroom

I laughed so much when Alex said "I love being a nonce"

Alex maybe should of took some advice from man of darrrr

the thing is if this was a Real british person the bully would have multiple stab wounds and the main character would be wearing a manbag

British dhar manns next title “road boy reveals a shank to a posh lad, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT”

dhar mann searched “top 20 british phrases” and “how to do a british accent in 5 minutes” then made this

Memeulous attempt to speak scouse is something I never thought I needed in life

bangers and mash with a pint of milk for tea... yes... british cuisine

13:55 I thought that was SomeOrdinaryGamers lmao

lol thanks for reviewing these and sharing these and the funny commments stay awesome dude hey you should get a holiday themed dew rag(mask) for this December with a Christmas sweater XD

I died from laughing in this vid